1 MILLION!!!! Thanks so much everyone for watching, subscribing, commenting and sharing! It's been a wild couple months. Many more great things to come

@monsieur_gyoo

3 жыл бұрын

And so well deserved! I am so so proud of you and how far you have come!

@GhosTxOFxReacH

3 жыл бұрын

Looking forward to it!

@philipplichtenberger2932

3 жыл бұрын

Keep it up man, we really love your videos

@Echo-hf9gq

3 жыл бұрын

Ur welcome bud

@aqilhaziq2447

3 жыл бұрын

congraz :D

Somewhere, on the other side of the city, a group of charity workers moving pallets of food for the homeless were brutally beaten

@JunkNaut

3 жыл бұрын

underrated

@sinisterthoughts2896

3 жыл бұрын

Must have been the penguin, says the batman.

@salvale9184

3 жыл бұрын

Would have loved to hear you as batman, vaati

@pedropedreiro8946

3 жыл бұрын

now this is some deep lore

@simondigruber2111

3 жыл бұрын

Omg it's Vaabi

when an unintentional character meets an immovable plot line

@XxaxelsgirlxX

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment

@Frac.Razoer

3 жыл бұрын

immovable

@Stahl_und_Eisen

3 жыл бұрын

@@Frac.Razoer not able to be moved. Law (of property) consisting of land, buildings, or other permanent items. 2. (of a person) not yielding to argument or pressure.

@BV-sh7nu

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣 kraig

@SlightlyPwnish

3 жыл бұрын

slow clap

My favorite part is that they aren't even breaking the law, like, they are literally just moving pallets.

@pedropedrohan102

3 жыл бұрын

@Valkyrie Quinn but they're not weapons or drugs or anything illegal tho unless the wood came from an illegal forest then it would be illegal but they might have bought em so they don't know it's illegal

@bluejay9681

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@-Trauma.

3 жыл бұрын

Ex-cons.

@Natsumithegreat

3 жыл бұрын

He'd probably swoop in, they'd charge him, he'd beat them up and ask them where penguin is and what he's moving.

@leatherlass6730

3 жыл бұрын

@@pedropedrohan102 pretty sure they are delivering those pallets so they can transport illegal goods later

"Is this my Joker? Am I gonna win an Oscar?!" That line deserves to win some kind of award.

@spookhy699

2 жыл бұрын

Like an Oscar?

@nickkohlmann

2 жыл бұрын

@@spookhy699 Nah, more something like an Oscar

@GalacticCoffee2077

2 жыл бұрын

@@nickkohlmann I don’t know man. An Oscar seems like it would fit better…

@wokeil

2 жыл бұрын

maybe some golden statue of a guy i dont know

@mwh616

2 жыл бұрын

@@GalacticCoffee2077 No, not an Oscar. Maybe something like an Oscar.

wow they moved those pallets fast

@frostyflames7864

3 жыл бұрын

He's a hardworking dad (:

@DCdabest

3 жыл бұрын

They're professionals

@lawrencetalbot8346

3 жыл бұрын

Are you surprised? They are all white

@corpsemasterB312

3 жыл бұрын

things go a lot faster without someone beating the snot out of them

@sakalas522

3 жыл бұрын

Just move the pallets, pallet mover

Realistically, this would happen a LOT in Gotham...he's just one guy

@Kotai-Matrix69

3 жыл бұрын

True

@1366Erik

3 жыл бұрын

Ayy Underdawg. Loved your most recent video!

@the-engneer

3 жыл бұрын

If I'm not mistaken Gotham has a population of more than New York

@kattz9051

3 жыл бұрын

@@the-engneer i thought Gotham was supposed to be in the state of New York

@Crim_Zen

3 жыл бұрын

@Alvi Syahri I hear he keeps losing them.

"Careful fellas, Bat's out tonight" is legitimately such a cool line holy shit

@spookhy699

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah i could see it being in an Arkham game.

@joe-moe

2 жыл бұрын

@@spookhy699 probably is

@austinpatterson7212

2 жыл бұрын

@@joe-moe It is. So is the "AAAAUGH it's the Bat!" scream shortly after.

@aaronshults8472

2 жыл бұрын

That’s Sam Morrill right?

@lesliethomas9532

2 жыл бұрын

IM SAYING ima start saying this at night

I think a movie about a man who believed he was a nameless extra/side character in someone else's film would actually be super interesting. He takes a journey throughout his entire life by experiencing as if he was the main character, meeting people from his whole life for the first time, having goals, etc.

@Phalangeland

2 жыл бұрын

Look up Rosencrantz And Gildenstern Are Dead

@Game_Hero

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't that the movie "Free guy"?

@smarrkidd5538

2 жыл бұрын

Literally just “free guy”

@MrLastlived

2 жыл бұрын

@@Game_Hero That movie came out after this comment was made, apparently some director was really moved by this Haver skit

@KonsaiAsTai

2 жыл бұрын

@@smarrkidd5538 It's too bad that movie is the same action/romance blend we've been getting for years on end. It adds nothing new except "NPC defeats random MMO player and discovers the world he's actually in". Sounds interesting at first, but quickly becomes one stale piece of cinema.

i love how it just turns into a strange existential crisis

@justachillguy197

3 жыл бұрын

First

@chambo5310

3 жыл бұрын

@@justachillguy197 ah yes i am stating my arrival as the first to arrive

@Snowrite

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like existential crisis is Joel’s sweet spot

@xxthecraftxx6447

3 жыл бұрын

I do something as well.

@patrioticchild5570

3 жыл бұрын

Mr flappy sheep, what if you went to Wales

"Is this my Joker?" Me after any slight inconvenience

@alphu5

3 жыл бұрын

"Am I gonna get an Oscar?" got me good

@reddeath707

3 жыл бұрын

One bad day!

The guys after moving those pallets: "Now what?" "I don't know. I never thought I'd get this far."

Batman's idea of striking fear into the hearts of villains seems to be working pretty well if everyone seems to have PTSD from just mentioning Batman.

The other criminals when Batman has to deal with Joker

@gamara204

3 жыл бұрын

hey it's da boi

@IzzySarru

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, it's the voice man. The man who makes the voices. Also something about a chubby elf waifu who was a robot. Hello, voice man.

@birodactyl_of_the_web

3 жыл бұрын

Oh wow, never expected to see you out in the wild

@raspberrycrowns9494

3 жыл бұрын

riddle me this, riddle me that, where the hell is that big black bat?

@absolarix

3 жыл бұрын

@@IzzySarru I read that in the guys voice. lol

Pallet moving is one of the largest crimes that exist in Gotham City.

@ultraomega6044

3 жыл бұрын

*pallets are made out of weeds*

@silvercat18

3 жыл бұрын

Penguin is good like that. Runs a restaurant, good business man, he is a significant employer and pays well.

@neinherman9989

3 жыл бұрын

Those pallets were meant for the orphanage! How are the orphans going to move their stuff around without those pallets? Monsters.

@salil7174

3 жыл бұрын

Pallets arent evil....it is how we use them.

@Raooka

3 жыл бұрын

they stole them from pallet town of course

Literally the first 15 minutes of the Batman

Plot twist: Batman was after more hardcore enemies... The barrel henchmen..

@wakawoozy7049

3 жыл бұрын

*Dear God.*

@soundwave1637

3 жыл бұрын

@@wakawoozy7049 I read that in Soilder's voice from tf2 lol.

He hauls pallets, stands around in the rain and then proceeds to get into bed wearing the SAME JACKET! He really is the villain.

@susbeard8443

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@kijanilong2395

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@DudeMcAwesome

3 жыл бұрын

Give the poor guy a break, until today he didn't even have a name let alone a functioning wardrobe.

@sarcasm-83

3 жыл бұрын

I'll be surprised if he doesn't win an oscar for this

@medexamtoolsdotcom

3 жыл бұрын

No his wife just gets off on it. She calls him a filthy animal and then pretends to be scared and asks him what he's gonna do.

"And if you beat me up now, you're gonna look like one piece of trash! The audience is endeared to me" THAT IS SUCH A POWER MOVE

@academyjason

3 жыл бұрын

okay, nevermind

@TheKing-kd9li

3 жыл бұрын

@@academyjason wdym edit: okay nevermind

@academyjason

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheKing-kd9li its batmans reply after the sentence in the main comment

@lawrencetalbot8346

3 жыл бұрын

@The King watch the video 🤦🏻‍♂️

@blinded6502

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheKing-kd9li *running sounds*

I'm just glad the whole pallets storyline was done justice here.

the thing that makes these videos so much better is that the people in these videos are not panicking or screaming exaggeratedly, they're just really confused and anxious.

... but where can we see a photo of Joel wearing the wife outfit before he rotoscoped it?

@Ohenry92

3 жыл бұрын

We need this.

@sugarcombfilms3467

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, I know you! Get back to the Start Collecting Battle Reports! They were really fun....

@alexmargall350

3 жыл бұрын

@@sugarcombfilms3467 He made a community post where he mentioned that a Tyrannid one is done. And asked for a color for the Tyrannid blood.

@shamrockshnake1366

3 жыл бұрын

blood for the blood god?

@qwellen7521

3 жыл бұрын

Join Joel Haver’s Only fans.

you’re too late, batman. you cant unsubscribe to Joel, he’s the main character now. the audience is endeared to him

@KuroDCupu

3 жыл бұрын

it's drumseeh!

@mainstream2226

3 жыл бұрын

Still waiting to see you and Moxi put out an animation in this style. Get too work Drumsy.

@BingeNews

3 жыл бұрын

Why can i hear your voice when i read the comment?

@justsomeguywithoutamustach8816

3 жыл бұрын

Hello Mr. Reporter

@samsaver2

3 жыл бұрын

If you unsubscribe now, you'll look like one piece of...trash

this went from depressing to confusing to kinda wholesome

I love the subtle clever comedy bits sprinkled throughout this video. Like when the van rear-ended the one right in front of it carrying the cargo. That simple avoidable mistake was a nice touch to add to their incompetence through creative action

"If Batman doesn't stop you on your first night, you get to be named, get to have a story, and get to have a family. It's the best upgrade you'll get."

@AthanRoland

3 жыл бұрын

Unless you're gonna be used as a plot device or a upcoming future villain then your fucked.

@lyisim

3 жыл бұрын

This is just Shadow of war

@MMfish_

3 жыл бұрын

If you’re a named character in Batman’s world you are going to have a bad time very soon!

they are literally just moving pallets

@Madmax45247

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, drug pallets.

@BaldTorment

3 жыл бұрын

Their drug pallets

@Madmax45247

3 жыл бұрын

@@BaldTorment Bit late to the party guy. Stop trying to steal my thunder.

@BaldTorment

3 жыл бұрын

@@Madmax45247 I commented on the same day Imao what do you consider early

@Madmax45247

3 жыл бұрын

@@BaldTorment Um excuse me? Your comment was posted 4 hours later than mine. Therefore you're too late. Please delete your comment or you will be hearing from my lawyers.

I like how Batman would’ve looked like a piece of shit anyways if he beat them up while they were transporting basic wooden pallets

Basically what happens in The Batman.

batman forgot to kiss goodnight

@nielsost3083

3 жыл бұрын

indeed

@greengarnish1711

3 жыл бұрын

*muah*

@crystocious6715

3 жыл бұрын

Kiss the homies

@thecoolyoyo5353

3 жыл бұрын

no that's gay :)

@kane1109

3 жыл бұрын

@@thecoolyoyo5353 .-.

This feels like it’s in the same universe as the RPG, and these are the NPCs who are playing without the human player.

@AfferbeckBeats

3 жыл бұрын

When you leave the game running when you go out shopping

@Dododeath

3 жыл бұрын

maybe the rpgs take place in gotham during medieval times

@optimisticgambler3616

3 жыл бұрын

The AFK Knight series.

@sivamachina3160

3 жыл бұрын

I am starting to think we watch similar things.

@QuantumFluxable

3 жыл бұрын

you should voice-act for Joel Haver, your voice would be great for this kinda stuff

_"I must choose my targets carefully... Gotham's a big city. I can't be everywhere..."_

"Who are those" *swaggiest poses ever seen*

Imagine Batman shows up to your house, proceeds to beat the ever loving snot out of you, and then just goes "Oops wrong address, sorry" and then just leaves

@MMfish_

3 жыл бұрын

Basically someones worse and best night haha

@jimjamauto

3 жыл бұрын

You mean Batman is a DEA agent?

@lawrencetalbot8346

3 жыл бұрын

Happened in a comic where we got a bad lead

@sonicx1298

3 жыл бұрын

basically the The Boys

@depurasangre86

3 жыл бұрын

He better at least autograph my neck brace.

me gliding around arkham knight and hearing all the voice channels and ignoring them.

@MMfish_

3 жыл бұрын

gliding > protecting gotham

@rockythesnailracechampion7144

3 жыл бұрын

But I immediately glide down and kick the ass of anybody who insults me.

@eyeconqueror1185

3 жыл бұрын

Lol accurate

@shazadster

3 жыл бұрын

@@rockythesnailracechampion7144 "it's the baaat!"

I like how he's never gone to bed before so he just wears his regular clothes

The opening of the newest batman movie reminded me of this. Literally every gazing into dark shadows had me thinking "that isn't the batman. Its just a stack of boxes" 😂

I love how the bat signal is solid lmao

@serptimis1552

3 жыл бұрын

That was something they introduced in the Nolan movies, just felt it was more realisitic that way

@rickarderlandsson5906

3 жыл бұрын

@@justabro4921 omg epic fail

@luckydal2059

3 жыл бұрын

@@rickarderlandsson5906 “edited”

@rickarderlandsson5906

3 жыл бұрын

@@luckydal2059 what does that mean

@kingofbosnia2500

3 жыл бұрын

@@rickarderlandsson5906 The commenter edited his comment so it’s no longer “bar” now it’s “bat”

"the audience is endeared to me" indeed, we are. He has a wife and kids, Batman you cant beat up a man with a wife and kids.

@Devan...

3 жыл бұрын

Sure he can. Someone needs to train the next generation of Batman.

@noah4822

3 жыл бұрын

No, you just can't beat up a man that you KNOW has a wife and kids. it's Schrödinger's goon, he's fine to beat up before his character becomes developed enough to find out.

@NKGAMING-ri4qm

3 жыл бұрын

i mean thats one of the reasons batman doesn't kill because he doesn't want those kids to grow up without a father or that mother to be alone

@firstlast8190

3 жыл бұрын

He has more Plot Power than The Joker now

@michaelmoratto

3 жыл бұрын

Bet his wife's name is Martha

'Rendezvous' is my favorite villan summer getaway. Every year I love stacking pallets with the boys

He's not used to making it this far into the show and all this character development. This guy is a genius lool

Ah yes, my favorite characters Goons who don't get hospitalized and get to go home to their families

@AfferbeckBeats

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, just some poor guy who can't find a job. Ends up doing some sketchy work for a guy who kinda looks like a penguin. All of a sudden WHAM POW, batarang to the face, now not only can he not feed his family, he's feeding himself through a tube.

@anthonyhughes8026

3 жыл бұрын

@@AfferbeckBeats Yeah...true but you're forgetting vengeance and the night.

"Why didn't batman show up?" "Dude, these are OUR pallets. Cobblepot owns the company, he just needs them elsewhere. Not every job we get is a crime...."

@gotenksta

3 жыл бұрын

The crime here is loading the goods under the rain, what are they thinking?

@albertskoften1452

3 жыл бұрын

@@gotenksta It's always raining in Gotham.

@Aeronor2001

3 жыл бұрын

Trucks didn't have license plates. Crime.

@kos2919

3 жыл бұрын

@@gotenksta imagine OSHA employee dressed in superhero costume enforcing OSHA rules by beating the crap out of offenders.

@sigmasquadleader

3 жыл бұрын

WHERE ARE THEYYY? WHERE ARE YOUR LEGALLY MANDATED EYE-WASH STATIONS AND CHEM-SHOWERS?!

1:50 the smile on his face really gets to me. It's like, he suddenly realizes his life isn't some pile of trash.

I love how the Penguin desperately needs a shipment of pallets. 😂

"okay... Never mind" pretty much a understandable have a nice day moment.

@apitbullfromthecaribbean3655

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@golden3065

3 жыл бұрын

Batman: *appears in guyd housd* have have come to beat you up Guy: I am in my house with my wife and kids and yoir late anyways Batman: ok understansable have a nice night *leaves*

@dr.coomer789

3 жыл бұрын

He realized the protagonist was crazy when he talked about an audience

@whitegorilla1368

3 жыл бұрын

starcat

@hollowperson.

3 жыл бұрын

night

“The audience is endeared to me” is probably the greatest line that sums up how to stop good guys

@PathofVox

2 жыл бұрын

Well , okay. Nevermind

@Ozymandias2x

Жыл бұрын

"Endeared" works the other way around. You hold someone dear, they are endeared to you. So if the audience is endeared to him, that means he holds the audience dear. That's why when someone does something that makes you like them, they are doing something endearing.

@noiseisgold3n42

11 ай бұрын

@@Ozymandias2x you actually have it backwards. You hold someone dear, they are dear to you. Flora's spirit and character endeared her to everyone who met her.

@Ozymandias2x

11 ай бұрын

@@noiseisgold3n42 What you said is correct, but I don't see where it contradicts what I said? You just described the other side of it.

This is basically what the opening scene of The Batman was about. He doesn't need to show up; just the fact that he exists is enough to terrify crooks. "It's a big city. I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am."

Matt Reeves watched this and made it the first ten minutes of the new Batman movie

Is the helicopter implying that the Bat Signal is actually made out of solid metal?

@shocker233

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think helicopters can imply but I don't know enough about helicopters to confidently dispute it.

@DudewithPizza

3 жыл бұрын

I think the bat signal is implying the helicopter is made out of light

@arianetrek7049

3 жыл бұрын

I think the light is implying the bat signal is made out of helicopter... No wait

@anti0918

3 жыл бұрын

I think Joel is implying that he was influenced by Terry Gilliam.

@quickattackfilms7923

3 жыл бұрын

The bat signal is made out of solid bat.

I was 100% expecting the lights to turn back on with Batman as his wife.

@anthonyhughes8026

3 жыл бұрын

Great B-roll ending idea!

@medexamtoolsdotcom

3 жыл бұрын

I was legit expecting the video to deliver what the title promised, and for him to just go to sleep with his wife with no show from Batman in any form. But honestly my expectations were closer.

This is giving me Arkham Knight vibes with how the dudes casually talk about the bat

"We never really had names before." - every Batman thug ever.

The paranoia he gives is stronger than any scarecrow fear toxin

@spookhy699

3 жыл бұрын

Funny you should mention, cuz the ending of Arkham Knight touches upon that.

@HOTD108_

3 жыл бұрын

@@spookhy699 Never saw that. I got too tired of dealing with those lame Batmobile missions.

@klayman2

3 жыл бұрын

@@spookhy699 its debatable about who it is though, as it could be argued Batman left and Azrael was taking his place like in the comics. Or, that batman faked his death and is using the toxin to make criminals think hes back from the dead

Batman *IS* the hero we need right now... Like, *RIGHT NOW.* Where the heck are you, Bats?!

@KubinWielki

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, that looks Indigo to me!

@imjustchillman

3 жыл бұрын

Is that Indigo??.. Yeah, I think it's Indigo.

@SefiricAcid

3 жыл бұрын

Bats keep eating my damn mangos

@ummche14

3 жыл бұрын

@@SefiricAcid contagion reference?

@zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz

3 жыл бұрын

He got the wrong address.

This aged well

Literally the beginning of The Batman.

i really like that owl a lot

@eiram2006

3 жыл бұрын

Who? who-who?

@2129061

3 жыл бұрын

That your cousin? If so, tell 'em I said hi.

@IzzySarru

3 жыл бұрын

You would.

@tonytejeda6328

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@ZahnGamingx

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Owls are berds

Now I'm desperately craving a series of Joel Haver shorts satirising the Batman universe.

@Bartoc1988

3 жыл бұрын

Why stop there? :D

@gawni1612

3 жыл бұрын

Joel has a very bright future ahead of him.

@joseangelrodriguezpolanco634

3 жыл бұрын

That's a great idea

@katherineminor3402

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe ralfie will become batman

I love how he’s aware about the movie “joker” and that it won an Oscar despite the fact he lives within the DC comics universe

The animation in these videos hits the perfect spot of the uncanny valley or something like that. They're a trip.

I love that the word pallets just means pallets. Not pallets of cash, drugs or gold, but just empty wooden pallets.

@ajragle

3 жыл бұрын

In this universe The Penguin is sending them to an evil wood shop where his goons turn them into furniture and shit to sell on social media to basic people. It eventually has an evil twist, I guess.

@semperinumbra

3 жыл бұрын

@@ajragle evil etsy

@ensokoth4670

3 жыл бұрын

They're reclaiming the wood for a community garden that penguin is using as a tax write off

@kincaidolsson4316

3 жыл бұрын

These henchmen are the ones that send the pallets to the places that THEN use them for EVIL. Someone’s gotta do it in this self-perpetuating cycle of crime and poverty. They’re at least safe in their low positions in the shipments, the middle ones are usually designated as the “cannon-fodder” positions. The “bat shivers” they have are debilitating, the poor souls

@timopper5488

3 жыл бұрын

The Penguin wasn’t very clear in his instructions.

“careful fellas, bats is out tonight” is my new “see ya drive safe”

@astealthyfellow4795

3 жыл бұрын

Permission to use this?

@theboi1427

3 жыл бұрын

@@astealthyfellow4795 why not

@peterbillings3276

3 жыл бұрын

Haha me too please

@crystocious6715

3 жыл бұрын

Me too? Haha we’re all gon hava good time hearing this.

@theboi1427

3 жыл бұрын

@@crystocious6715 all urs

Bro he should have a short about the wrong address that Batman went to!!!

Every time I come onto KZread and see a recommended of yours I just can’t help myself but click on the vid, I must have seen this one at least 20 times already and it never gets boring

''The audience is endeared to me'' almost killed me man

@thebighurt2495

3 жыл бұрын

That just means the author's going to kill him either during the climax or at the start of the new season, just to establish the latest villain as the "Bad Guy."

@TheRenofox

3 жыл бұрын

Same. He really came to terms with being an actual person instead of a faceless goon - although still wearing the same clothes going to bed was a great touch too. :D

@onedova2298

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRenofox yeah I was happy the goon accomplished his mission

@dizzyheads

3 жыл бұрын

Knowing he's more than just a faceless mook practically established that lOL

I like how he goes to bed wearing his thuggin clothes, never anticipating a life after the palletes

@jacksim5759

3 жыл бұрын

you look for the sauce but you get lost in the sauce too

@goingbike

3 жыл бұрын

thuggin clothes lol

@paul_warner

3 жыл бұрын

@Jacob Smith no one cared who I was until I picked up a pallet

The blue outline around everything is just like when you look at something for too long then look away

"So... we've made it to the rendezvous... what do you want us to do now?" "I don't know, we've never made it this far before. I don't have anything planned."

He goes to sleep in his jacket so you can tell he's the same character. This is perfect.

Nolan ain't got nothing on Joel. Also congrats on the 1 Million man, you absolutely rock

@whoareyou3185

3 жыл бұрын

Whos Nolan

@theobserver200

3 жыл бұрын

@@GuitarSlayer136 who's Erik?

@Crunchatize_Me_Senpai

3 жыл бұрын

@@theobserver200 Who are any of us, really?

@lostoffice

3 жыл бұрын

@@Crunchatize_Me_Senpai Who's Really?

@coxandrewj

3 жыл бұрын

Erik is wildly vulgar and too political to ever have a large, sustainable audience

I just saw the Batman and lemme say, this shit is ON POINT

@DipseyDex

2 жыл бұрын

Basically the beginning of the movie.

this is also what happens when your too lazy to fight criminals in spider-man

It's heartbreaking that Batman beating him up has caused short term amnesia making him forget about his wife and kids each night

@defensivekobra3873

3 жыл бұрын

That's canon

Where's the fun in doing crime if you can't get slapped around by Bats? Nothing wrong with getting slapped around. That makes me last 3 seconds

@Kruciate

3 жыл бұрын

ok

@thomasneal9291

3 жыл бұрын

total overshare.

@StarKnight619

3 жыл бұрын

damn never thought i'd see you here

@Kruciate

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dragzilla66 ruh roh

@cyprus1005

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah please shut up

I like how this sort of predicted The Batman's opening scene.

When an antagonistic extra didn't think he would make it this far

Why is nobody talking about his kids? Their sudden second long appearance caught me off guard and the fact that he just instantly accepts that he now has a wife and kids really got to me. I also love how silent and unmoving they are. It's incredible.

@cr4zyj4ck

3 жыл бұрын

These henchmen sprang into existence during the first scene. They were expecting to be severely beaten by Batman and then their roles in the film would be over and they would cease to exist. But, since Batman got the wrong address, the film kept following the henchman, so his wife and kids popped into existence to make him the main character now because Batman was late.

@rorybaird7920

3 жыл бұрын

Children should be seen and not heard.

@yaktojason

3 жыл бұрын

@@rorybaird7920 cringe

@ozge1dursun

3 жыл бұрын

Also the wife looks exactly like Joel when he is wearing a wig :D

@-Trauma.

3 жыл бұрын

@@yaktojason nah he's right man. That's why everything is fucked up now.

When you’re so used to being foiled by Batman that you literally don’t know how to proceed with your crime dealings

@michaeldunkel1582

3 жыл бұрын

It doesn't sound like they even really know what crime is any more, unless those pallets were made out of illegal rain forest wood or something.

@lucastyler2152

3 жыл бұрын

Wait what lol

@DubberRucks

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, you go from jumping at every shadow that looks like Batman... to moving pallets without a hitch for once!

0:15 I like how he’s so terrified to unfold his arms

I love how casual most of these videos are.

"If you beat me up now, you're gonna look like one piece of trash. The audience is endeared to me." I feel like this savvy operator might be a problem for Batman down the line.

@ttv_mrjack6749

3 жыл бұрын

15 seasons later, and multiple business promotions. He is now the most time-efficient manager working for the Panguin. None of his men are late. (continue to the story in the comments :D)

@CallMeMimi27

2 жыл бұрын

@@ttv_mrjack6749 they stopped doing crime and they just move pallets from place to place. Penguin is reformed and does legal business about crates and pallets maybe idk

@Pink_Noodle

2 жыл бұрын

@@CallMeMimi27 I like the idea that they move pallets, boxes, and crates to be busted up in car chases now; just sorta adjacent to crime but definitely not doing anything actually criminal anymore

@rodrigodelprat

2 жыл бұрын

Too bad it's grammatically the wrong way round. I'm sure he means "I've endeared myself to the audience" but he's said the opposite.

@piotr5566

Жыл бұрын

@@Pink_Noodle Laters it turn out they fight crime by making it inconvenient and annoying to do, you want to sell drugs - too bad, there's someone nearby. Your shipment of weapons come in? Too bad, the dock looks already full. Full of empty crates and boxes.

He was busy collecting Riddler trophies, I'm sure we all can understand.

@BradTheDead

3 жыл бұрын

this video popped up right as I'm replaying the arkham games. so surreal.

@pinkchihua

3 жыл бұрын

Sweats gotta sweat

@gemstonegynoid7475

3 жыл бұрын

@@BradTheDead I'm never gonna be able to see the true ending to Knight with how dense it is with riddler trophies.

@rangerdeadeye6730

3 жыл бұрын

@@gemstonegynoid7475 not worth it, spent hours getting them all

@rangerdeadeye6730

3 жыл бұрын

@@gemstonegynoid7475 it's insane how many there were and you need all of them

God I just CAN'T GET ENOUGH of this screen tearing effect, I love the way it looks

It's amazing to see "low quality" effects bring something more to videos instead of dragging them down. Arguably takes more skill than producing "high quality" stuff, not that I'd be surprised if Haver could create something "high quality".

"Why wouldn't he show?" "Hopefully, because he's busy" Batman: _recalculating google maps route_

@cpt.mystic_stirling

3 жыл бұрын

The true villain was humanities reliance on Google Maps all along 😱

@metazoxan2

3 жыл бұрын

Batman: What do you mean go left in 100 feet I'd drive into a building!

@dropsofmarsarchives1823

3 жыл бұрын

I imagine, like a lot of big cities, Google maps is a bit wacky in some places. You take the wrong turn or the address points you down the street instead of at the actual place you routed to. Batman knows uptown and downtown but it's in the middle where he gets all confused and he always misses his exits cause people won't let him over.

@breadtoasted2269

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think the dark knight cares about a bunch of pallets missing

@15thCrypt

3 жыл бұрын

@@breadtoasted2269 its a slippery slope First, its pallets and then theyre the biggest drug kingpins in the city with a side of sex trafficking

"The audience is endeared to me." XD This one cracks me up every time.

I love these videos, they just started popping up in my recommended and I’m so glad they did.

I like to imagine they were literally taking just some wooden pallets that were gonna be thrown out anyways

@tfpmacheath

3 жыл бұрын

The perfect crime!

@zapzapthunder

3 жыл бұрын

It is a most heinous crime in Joelverse

@SilverishKitten

3 жыл бұрын

Here in denmark, wooden pallets sell for a lot of money.

@reke9942

3 жыл бұрын

@@SilverishKitten makes the lore even better lol

@MrHamsto24

3 жыл бұрын

...to make farmhouse-style decor for mafia wives that watch too many DIY shows.

The realization that you went from an unnamed extra playing henchman #1 to now a 3 dimensional main character named Bruiser with a wife and 2 kids. 😨

@Semudara

3 жыл бұрын

That's actually Stinger! But yeah, I love the progression as he slowly realizes he has more screen time, then a name, and then actual relationships... xD

@thomasmiller8289

3 жыл бұрын

@@Semudara based on the jacket and lack of hat it's the guy who gave bruiser and stinger their names.

@anthonyhughes8026

3 жыл бұрын

But is that really a progression that you WANT to have?

I feel like the henchmen almost wished Batman would come just so they didn't have to move all those pallets.

"I ain't scared of no bats" The whole group proceeds to make the most spineless shrieks they could ever make... 10/10

Batman should set up statues of himself across the city just to scare criminals. Just like those fake owls...

@matchboxschrieverpetersonl7

3 жыл бұрын

It won't be statues. More like an OG Signal.

@psychicsidekick4198

3 жыл бұрын

You mean, kind of like... a Scarecrow? ...I'll see myself out.

@matchboxschrieverpetersonl7

3 жыл бұрын

@@psychicsidekick4198 [Verse 1] Love is a burning thing And it makes a fiery ring Bound by wild desire I fell in to a ring of fire [Chorus] I fell into a burning ring of fire I went down, down, down And the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire The ring of fire I fell into a burning ring of fire I went down, down, down And the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire The ring of fire [Verse 2] The taste of love is sweet When hearts like ours meet I fell for you like a child Oh, but the fire went wild [Chorus] I fell in to a burning ring of fire I went down, down, down And the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire The ring of fire I fell into a burning ring of fire I went down, down, down And the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire The ring of fire [Outro] And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire The ring of fire The ring of fire The ring of fire The ring of fire The ring...

@patlefofort

2 жыл бұрын

Scarebats.

@eyeconqueror1185

2 жыл бұрын

@@psychicsidekick4198 please stay

He was so prepared to get beaten up by Batman that night that he left his life behind and conformed to the life of a generic movie grunt.

@MMfish_

3 жыл бұрын

I not a bad bet considering what would normally happen 😂

@laharlkent

3 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, Harley gave him cancer the next day.

I love the pose the kids were striking 😂

Crazy how i just watched this EXACT scenario in theatres recently

Love how the guy could find his way home but not recognize his wife and kids, like "Look, I didn't expect to get this far through the day without being like.. you know, beaten to a coma without even being shown any humanizing parts like having a family..."

@valenz1234

3 жыл бұрын

he actually woke up in the scene, no memory of previous events

@ectobluntus

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't find his way home, they just cut to it. It's like being in a movie is just a normal part of this world and everyone's in on it haha

@AscendantStoic

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't expect to get this far 🤣

@jonsku6662

3 жыл бұрын

@@AscendantStoic just like me in an attempt at a relationship :')

@scharb

3 жыл бұрын

I like to think he took a cab home and told the driver an address without even knowing why he'd said it.

They don’t own pyjamas because it’s their first time sleeping peacefully 😭

@horrorinfusion

3 жыл бұрын

This just got so much sadder🥺😂

@starbiee

3 жыл бұрын

This dude’s writing is insane 😂

Every one of these animated skits is a masterpiece. Keep it up, man!

I just happened to stumble upon this channel and these are gold! I think the artifacts and vintage look to these just enhance their charm.