“ I was running faster than the treadmill” -Dave Portnoy

He looks like mark Zuckerberg's less successful brother back then.

Love looking back at this old content hahah

"too fast for the machine" :P reminds me of my friend who said he was "too powerful for basketball" because he kept throwing the ball over the backboard

rookie move... set the speed then you hop on

4:12 "I'm wanted to kick this ass machine" - Dave Portnoy

@jimmy2thymes916

9 ай бұрын

Legend has it, I just made this exact same comment 3 years after you did without glancing at old comments.

“You might be too advanced for technology”

Absolutely loving the wind at the beginning and random noises throughout. You guys really know how to make a quality video

I miss this Dave so much

5:32 holy throwback. The old blackberry sound

I can’t believe this has so many thumbs down. No one got their humor back then.

@barnold23

4 жыл бұрын

Truth

@alb4477

4 жыл бұрын

Ehhh I would compare their humor to the Office. Just dry comedy. I think this was still funny back then but people are just pricks lol

@obiohaz6023

3 жыл бұрын

you do you know youtube has bots that dislike right?

@tylertrevino3

2 жыл бұрын

Buncha skells

@RJ1999x

Жыл бұрын

No worries, KZread banned the thumbs down , because it hurt people's feewings! Lol

This video is a masterpiece

Pres runnin faster then the treadmill lol

“One bite everybody knows the rules” Proceeds to eat the entire slice before saying a word.

@mackenziefriesen6352

4 жыл бұрын

Hello, you must be new here.

Prez is too athletically elite and his genes far superior for that gym and treadmill.

How about that blackberry notification sound. What a throwback.

He might be to advanced for technology!!! Best line uttered fucking EVER!!!

Remarkable.

What is it?'

"I'm on to kick this ass machine" 4:12 -Davey Pageviews

7.2 this old must be a 4.2 with the new dave

this is the most depressing looking gym i've ever seen

Only prez can walk out of a gym with pizza

That punch out shirt is fucking magic.

Super Punch Out! announcer: “Bald Bull.”

@PantonePapi

3 жыл бұрын

Jabby Jay! yay!

Marathon Watching 8/10/21 Time For The Treadmill Challenge... Can the Pres do it?! Let’s find out! Roll it... 🎞

What's with the manzere?

60-second pizza eating asmr, everybody knows the rules.

nice

“Too fast” or worst running form of all-time?

@FetalJuice88

3 жыл бұрын

Too fast

3:37 Bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha

Or

7.2 is the rating for nearly every pizza review

@reshryan

8 ай бұрын

true then, true now

“Dave I’m not making excuses portnoy“ Has he ever lost fair and square? I’m binging all these portnoy VS videos and he has an excuse in every last one

@qwerty112311

8 ай бұрын

That’s the bit you clown

Scott Calvin?

@Jim Andrews it's called a joke

a quand plus belle la vie épis 2336

I think he's joking lol

Davey Pageviews really cleaned himself up

I challenge el pres to a race

余や

ik d8 dat het zanger rinus was

舞狮

Bald bull!

I think it's hilarious! I love you guys for dissing the shit out of my ex husband. Truly a fan for life. You got his good

bla

Du versuchst voll justin bieber nach zumachen, schaffst du leider nicht. er ist und bleibt perfekt und einzigartig

He actually downed the whole piece after stating “one bite”... wild

7.2 way too low for that

He did all that talking but could only go for 10 seconds max. Is this an old documentary of Ben Ascue?

fucking pumas?

"1 bite, everybody knows the rules" takes 4+ bites every time.

@bigpotpoker1

4 жыл бұрын

ya obv

He's faster than the treadmill, but can't run at that speed Hahahah

No he is full of jelly beans

This is suppose to be sarcastic... right?

@Jiff321

4 жыл бұрын

Boy nothing gets past you does it

plenty of people can run over 11 mph, its not hard.

Wait.. is that guy wearing a sports bra?

Arm Chair Sports Dorks that treat athletes like horses and have all the answers on how the athletes should play when these guys never played at a high level

@FetalJuice88

3 жыл бұрын

Never played at a high level?? Its literally called HIGH school jerkoff... when all athletes peak

@Ravi-ut7kk

3 жыл бұрын

@@FetalJuice88 lol high school? what does that even mean? your moms home school classes in the basement

@FetalJuice88

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ravi-ut7kk wow. You are completely incapable of detecting humor. That's a shitty way to go through life.

Fidelburg runs like a lesbian

HA, GAY!

Clown

that was so rubbish

They aren't even running fast at all...

Feitelberg couldnt be less funny.

Also,you say "One bite, everyone knows the rules" after you already took a bite. Then you ate the whole fucking slice. I'm convinced you're just trying to annoy us

Is this suppose to be funny?