Random guest reviewer is one of the top ones they’ve had. Knew his stuff. Accurate non-rookie score.

@chrisfuller2069

6 ай бұрын

Needs to be a regular. He definitely knows pecorino when he sees it.

@CallumBlue88

6 ай бұрын

Definitely he knew how to score the pizza slice correctly :)

@jameslivingston7159

6 ай бұрын

The 'try the upside down' guy is still my top random

@Ca55per

6 ай бұрын

One bite... everyone knows the rules...

@adampryor4662

6 ай бұрын

someone who knew the rules

As a loyal viewer I give the random guy an 8.9 on his review of this pizza review.... definitely one of Dave's better randoms lmao

@CrabbinFever

6 ай бұрын

K bro that's your opinion and doesn't need to reflect the general population so not sure where you get the insinuation that anyone would agree with you and not to mention you should watch your mouth no offense

@UndoingRuin08

6 ай бұрын

As a youtube commenter, expert in all things, I give @TheManbeastmike a 9.1 on his honest review of that man's pizza review review

@bboybeatle

6 ай бұрын

As a professional comment replier I'm going to give @CrabbinFever 's review of Mike's review review a 4.3 - Point not made in a coherent manner. Failed to use the word 'insinuation' correctly in the sentence, plus a complete lack of punctuation throughout.

@TheManbeastmike

6 ай бұрын

@@bboybeatle lmaoo I was gonna reply to that fool and waste my time butt I knew the internet would do what the internet does 😂😂

@lindonpeasley2469

6 ай бұрын

As an avid youtube comments reader, i'd give this thread a solid 8.2

That random guy rolled in and gave a perfect review. He knew the rules.

@rally_chronicles

6 ай бұрын

He did. He did

@tethron.

6 ай бұрын

When you know the rules 🏛how far you'll go🌠 just to get a pizza with you and your bros

@Elseba0287

6 ай бұрын

Thanks!!

@Phuna420

6 ай бұрын

He even bit the pizza exactly how Dave does. Couple pizza bites then the crust 😂😂👍 awesome

@rteezy5683

5 ай бұрын

lmao that was actually epic 😂

This dude totally tried to get in the review. And he kinda deserves it knowing the rating system

@PoonHandler

6 ай бұрын

The way he bit into the crust, savvy move

@TheMandalorianRedeemed

6 ай бұрын

How about you focus more on working on your chest there bud

@Ecm1031

6 ай бұрын

He definitely knew the rules..

@Woozlewuzzleable

6 ай бұрын

Dave tried to get him to go to another restaurant.

@Woozlewuzzleable

6 ай бұрын

@@TheMandalorianRedeemed You're really focused on his chest.

Guest reviewer, was ready for this day his whole life- gave it one bite, gave a professional score, and clearly knew the rules 😅

That salesman should be a recurring character. He knows pizza and the scale and scored within .1 of Dave. True artisan

@colonelkurtz2269

6 ай бұрын

Just call him The Salesman.

@festerofest4374

6 ай бұрын

@@colonelkurtz2269 And I'm curious what he sells too... I wish Dave had asked him

@chiefenumclaw7960

6 ай бұрын

@@festerofest4374 He's in latex sales... he also does the occasional import/export business.

@colonelkurtz2269

6 ай бұрын

@@chiefenumclaw7960 arms dealer? 😆

@narutobroken

6 ай бұрын

@@festerofest4374Whatever he’s selling, I’m buying

That guest reviewer was great! Knew the point scale and knew to take bite of the crust. Clearly a fan of Prez.

Love that sales man casually gives a proper score and doesn’t overstay the screen time, that was a pro move. 🤘🏼🙌🏼👏🏼

This guy actually had his score in one bite. Dave could never

That guy ate 3 bites and 3rd was the crust. Everyone knows the rules. He knows pizza and he knows Dave.

@85geoffm

6 ай бұрын

And barely chewed. All Prez on his review.

dave always makes these people's day by showing up. gotta love that

@krisfrederick5001

6 ай бұрын

Lame

@festerofest4374

6 ай бұрын

Except Dragon pizza guy

@bigt9374

6 ай бұрын

It's part of his job

Love it when Dave gives a glimpse of the owner's character, adds a ton to the episode.

@monkeygraborange

6 ай бұрын

El Prez is a man of the people!

lmao one of the best reviews in a while. So honest and great guest judge

Please re-score Joanie's to the 9.1 it deserves, thank you!

@worldwiderp

6 ай бұрын

Agreed

@gdb86cs

6 ай бұрын

I think we’re going to just keep it at 9.1 since his fb post. Everyone knows the rules.

@HughJorgan1

6 ай бұрын

Legendary Sally’s Apizza got a 9.2 so not sure about a 9.1.

@rufioswitch2132

6 ай бұрын

@@gdb86cswhat happened on FB?

@rugger104

6 ай бұрын

@@HughJorgan1 💯

"better than all the greek pie around here, lots of HOUSE OF PIZZAs" dude literally nailed the exact problem with my home town in one fell swoop (montreal)

@eaccer

5 ай бұрын

what did he mean by greek pie? Like literally greek places selling pizza in the US?

@sliver3703

5 ай бұрын

@@eaccer no... its a style of pizza you dense biscuit

@PenskePC17

4 ай бұрын

​@@eaccerif it's a house of pizzas, it's typically greek pizza(doughy crust, real oily). New Hampshire is loaded with Greek pizza places

@TheLocalLt

3 ай бұрын

@@PenskePC17huh? In south shore MA “Greek pizza” = a south shore bar pie, whether it’s owned by an Italian or a Greek family. I think the north shore pizza just sucks tbh no matter who owns it lol stick to roast beef

@royalrooter9

Ай бұрын

I moved out of New England, and now I miss Greek pizza. Nice and greasy🤤

When it’s a great score he tells them, when it’s not so great “you gotta watch the review” everybody knows the rules

Dave should bring this guy on the road with him.

The salesman knew the rules for sure

Started watching these a couple weeks ago and it isnt an understatement to say that it has consumed all my free time

@festerofest4374

6 ай бұрын

How many pizzas have you eaten in that time?

@Nevyn42

6 ай бұрын

You gotta watch the whole Toronto series of reviews. El Prez gets kidnapped

@michaelbryant2000

6 ай бұрын

@@catch82man,such a funny little song. Makes me feel italian

I like how he keeps defending how he didnt go to the pool party. lmao

@billballinger5622

6 ай бұрын

He absolutely went. Why is he lying? What is he covering up?

@halvorson566

6 ай бұрын

⁠@@billballinger5622 he went, I can confirm. I was the Addie bottle he had at the time. He ended up taking some benzos early on, obviously didn’t remember a damned thing. They ended up going through manchvegas, someone crackhead yelled at the car, &he threw me at it, missed in the most magnificent way. Fell short, rolled a little&tripped the poor crackhead. 2.3/10 on the throw. 9.7/10 on the once in a lifetime accidental execution of tripping the crackhead, but I must assume he played it off as on purpose to continue spitting game to (bleeep). Can’t believe he didn’t come back for me. Allegedly.

A store owner that knows to be humble , good work

@jackparini4225

6 ай бұрын

He'll be crushed by that score later though..

@Albumbrella

6 ай бұрын

@@jackparini42257.2 isn’t a bad score wtf lol

Dude came in and stole the review. Shout out to him

That random guy watches every episode of Dave's reviews, just based on his score and how he ate the pizza just like Dave. He knows the rules.

Dave was planning on going to that pool party, but lied about it now to avoid upsetting his current girlfriend, everybody knows the rules.

@billballinger5622

6 ай бұрын

Why did he lie? Guy said it was 2019 he wasn't dating his current girl then??? What are you covering up David???? what are you trying to hide portnoy

@lunarlight3131

6 ай бұрын

@@billballinger5622 are you his girlfriend?

The owner of that pizza place was awesome, I think he knew he didnt get the highest of scores but was still so nice about it.

Wish Dave would’ve given the guest more love for flexing his pizza knowledge. Definitely deserved more props

Random sales guy does a better review then the Prez and is now a one bite legend, everybody knows the rules.

The salesman was smooth and gave a good review.

Dave def went to that pool party, everyone knows the rules.

@billballinger5622

6 ай бұрын

why lie? What is he covering up?

Finally.... A NH review, Everyone knows the rules, Live free or die.

One Bite, everybody knows that was in the 8s if he didn't mention the pool party that Dave "was never going to"

@sneakybeak581

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@billballinger5622

6 ай бұрын

WHY did he lie???? WHAT is he covering up???? Why don't you want us to know about the pool party Dave?

Guest reviewer was extremely professional. Knew the scoring system definitely no rookie.

Finally Dave made it to NH

Dave told him to watch the review for the score cause he didn't want to tell him 😂

"I almost came to a party in..."probably would have came more than once if he went 🤣🤣🤣

Bought my nephew the Dragon pizza sweater for Christmas, if he ever gets to Linchfield he can wear it to a pool party…

Anytime he asks Austin a question hes always replies with “Probably” 😂

You got to love Portnoy....He's doing a pizza review for Mike's Pizza and refers a customer to Joanie's Pizza down the street as the customer is walking into Mike's Pizza. Keeping it real David 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That's one of the best looking low scoring pizzas I've seen on the channel. I'll take his word for it though.

@williamsmoltz1079

6 ай бұрын

Nah a little low it’s definitely a 7.8

@goldenirie

6 ай бұрын

​@@williamsmoltz1079 I swear it would've been a 7.8 (that was my prediction) before the pizza pro came in and reviewed it as a 7.1. Then he knew he couldn't deviate more than a point away so he said 7.2 lol

@alexethan4480

6 ай бұрын

He was pissed about the pool party fiasco

@xxjongjongxx

6 ай бұрын

@@alexethan4480that’s so petty but you’re probably right 😂

@snakezula

6 ай бұрын

Sweet sauce murdered the score. Dave likes missionary position only.

Random Reviewer ate the “one-bite” exactly like our main character in this ongoing saga. He took a bite, then he switched to the crust, just like Davey…. Loved his review

I’m watching this at 4:20pm, eating a 8.7 pizza, smoking a blunt. Everybody knows the rules.

Salesman dragged Dave from a 7.6 to a 7.2

That was the perfect random guy stunt double! That right arm manoeuvre technique with the executes at 3:52 is the evidence to his comment at 4:09 🤣🙏

Awesome to see Dave in NH. I would love to have him try Rocco's in Manchester. And Dave kept saying Lynchfield. But it was LITCHfield, a nearby NH town.

Owner is gonna watch this back and see Dave actively try to get a customer to go to a different shop lol

Dave pussied out on telling the guy his score in front of the other guy. 😂😂😂 #PRICELESS

@narutobroken

6 ай бұрын

Didn’t want to ruin the guys day

@MrAllDay2u

6 ай бұрын

@@narutobroken I agree

@notsodamning

6 ай бұрын

I’m saying shit was hella awkward lmao

Dave dodging breaking the lower score to the owner like Neo in the Matrix, everyone knows the rules

One bite, one random guy with a legit review, the Prez loves a pool party 😂, everybody knows the rules.

@billballinger5622

6 ай бұрын

why did he try to deny it???? what is Dave covering up?? what happened at that party, Dave???

@Redvinetv

6 ай бұрын

@@billballinger5622 Would never happen... Famous last words 😂

Dave just had a commercial for Joanie’s. Even told a guy walking into the place Joanie’s is 15 min away 😂😂😂😂😂😂

That random dude was the best guest reviewer. Felt honest and he knew his stuff

The way he threw the slices back in the box Body expressions clarify a lot

Dave straight up tried getting that guy to visit Joanie’s instead lol. 🤣🤣

The random sales guy knows his pizza!

"Definitely not in the 8s" Guest reviewer is a fucking savage everybody knows the rules.

What I love about this channel is the comments. Almost all of them are about rating the guy who added to the review lol.

I love how Dave was light on his feet like a Detroit Style pie. Didn't lie, just ducked the question. Solid moves.

@brutaldomcom

6 ай бұрын

Lol he pancaked that question

Just a question, why don't you choose the most burnt bubble slice when taking the first one?

“This is sweet”! It’s literally called “Home of the Sweet Sicilian”. Everyone knows the rules.

To be fair, Dave forgets the name of the Pizza Shop as he exits the door lol. So I think he might have texted he'll go to that pool party. lol

Great guest reviewer! I'm surprised, this certainly looked like at least a 7.9 pie to my eye. And I like sweet sauces, so that would only elevate it more for me. I feel like sauces can have 3 main taste profiles. Fresh, sweet or floral. I love me a fresh tomato-ey pie, I love a sweet pie. Not too fond of floral tastes (too much oregano is often the culprit I believe)

Hey Dave, while you’re up in the Massachusetts/New Hampshire area, you should try Tripoli’s.. there are multiple locations, but I am from Lawrence Massachusetts my family would always take me to the location there as a kid and it has an awesome bakery attached to it along with the awesome pizza.. between that place, and Papa Gino’s being a big part of my childhood favorite pizza

"Probably some roast beef in there too." I'm still laughing!

the guest DOMINATED that review

FINALLY, been waiting for you to go to nh and find me a good pizza for many years

Mike will be disappointed when he sees the score

That dude is just out there on the road doling out veteran scores and moving onto the next town like some Salesman With No Name.

That Rhoback 20% pizza code “week” has been going for about 2 years

Dave:Let's give him a 7.3 Owner: I watch this religiously! Dave: Let's walk away from this lol

"I may have been spitting game..." 🤣🤣🤣

Dave is the type of guy who wears socks with his Crocs

@-joe-davidson

6 ай бұрын

It's cultural

@hussydahustla

6 ай бұрын

It's called fashion honey

@seckora

6 ай бұрын

Its the Northeastern area! Of course! We're in Wisconsin and do Croc with Socks!

@tension-

6 ай бұрын

u the type of dude to not rock socks 🤮

@alleyesonblue6554

6 ай бұрын

You know the rules

Ok random dude should start his own pizza review channel, he was legit.

When you deny almost going to a pool party in Litchfield that much, you definitely almost went to that pool party.

daaaamn this is right down the street from where i work! thats crazy we also get Mikes Pies delivered to work often!

Guest reviewer got legit serious when his moment come up. Hat tip to him.

Awesome. World needs you brother

“I wish it had a little more crunch.” Lmfao

Next Barstool video.......Dave at that exact pool party 😂😂😂🍻

He wasn’t going to a pool party in Lynchfield but might have been going to Litchfield. Love the reviews. This was an after Joanie’s letdown score.

@billballinger5622

6 ай бұрын

why did he try to deny it so hard? What happened at that pool party you went to Dave???? what are you covering up

'I'm gunna lie to him when I go in there' lol

Buddy was ready for that guest review 😂

Dave loves crisp... Always takes the least crispy looking slice.

@eric_in_florida

6 ай бұрын

Love bubbles too and avoids them at all costs.

@lunarlight3131

6 ай бұрын

gotta review the pizza on the worst slice because that's what people will judge it off of the most

The square is just the round pie with non melted cheese on it, Dave also should have just told the dude the score. Everyone knows the rules

@DarkAzcura

6 ай бұрын

It is melted cheese. It’s provolone. It’s very common on MA/NH beach style Sicilian pizza.

Sweet sauce, hallmark of bottom shelf products out of the Sysco catalog

“You gotta watch the review” 😂😂😂

Nice to see a NH review

That dude was on the same level with Dave on the review!!!

Two bites to the pie then one to the crust. Pro job. Pro score. It’s f’n LITCHfield my friend!😉

What did you rate it? Dave: watch the reviews. Homie wanted to get out of there alive, 😂

Dave is funny as hell, he tell the guy he need to watch the video. 😂😂😂

One Silvana, everybody knows Dave was creeping with his side piece !! 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

Dude: “Get the round pie” Also dude “oh no No I’ve never been here before “

Best amateur cameo in KZread history

Love this from london 🎉

This is actually Dave’s first review in nh. He really needs to go to nh pizza places more, I mean their pizza game isn’t that amazing or anything but there are definitely some good spots.

@MultiTimetravler

6 ай бұрын

Drop some names cause every where I go is a house of pie

@XKidAwesomeX

6 ай бұрын

@@MultiTimetravlerAlley Cat in Manchester for NY style. 900 Degrees for more artisan.

@MultiTimetravler

6 ай бұрын

@@XKidAwesomeX Alley Cat I give an 7.9. as for 900 its more a 7.7. its too fancy for pizza in my mind. Alley Cat on the other hand does a chicken parm pizza that when drunk is my jam!

Dave getting out of there in a hurry lmao

Dave went to that pool party.

When Dave tells the owner/chef "You gotta watch the review..." UH OH! would be my first reaction.

I can't find that jacket on their website 😞

Dave has the maturity of a 2:53 high school sophomore jock. How do I know? He'd argue the point.

should have had a slow mo cam when that first slice flopped