Barstool Pizza Review - Joe & Pat's Pizzeria
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El Pres reviews Joe & Pat's, Staten Island's famous pizzeria, at their new location on 1st Avenue in Downtown Manhattan. The review is interrupted by a cast of characters along the street.
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You could see that WW2 vet waiting in the distance like an NPC waiting for his sequence to start
@ihavetoreturnsomevideotape2760
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@uppymcdowny58
3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure they'll fix that in the next patch
@joem13yearsago73
3 жыл бұрын
Literally. U can see him when the guys come out😅🤣🤣
@bingbongbingbing
3 жыл бұрын
1:53
@acarroll6842
3 жыл бұрын
that guy would have to be 92 minimum to have been old enough to have served in 1944, unless he somehow managed to get drafted before he turned 18, which would make him 92-96, which is pushing. Don't see many 90+ outside of a retirement home.
This could legitimately be used in a historical analysis of the US.
@TeamLegacyFTW
4 жыл бұрын
Sadly
@mathiaskanuck6759
4 жыл бұрын
LoL
@zichesoj
4 жыл бұрын
LMAO 😅🆘️
@riffy7435
4 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. to the kids in 2050 who are gonna have to watch this for their DBQ in APUSH.
@rquinny2564
4 жыл бұрын
jk47joey document based question. Timed 45 minutes to analyze 7 documents and prove a thesis.
"I fought a war for you's!" "Thank you for your service!" "My pleasure." Something about replying "my pleasure" to being thanked for fighting a war always gets me
@SBIFILMSminivan
2 жыл бұрын
"I enjoyed every minute of it! War used to be fun" kinda energy
@shrayesraman5192
2 жыл бұрын
@@nhpivotlk Wtf the attrocities in WWII were unbecoming of any moral civilization.
@ori-yorudan
2 жыл бұрын
@@shrayesraman5192 yeah anyone who thinks WWII was a gentleman's war has zero history education. Or possibly zero education at all.
@nhpivotlk
2 жыл бұрын
@@ori-yorudan chill the fuck out first of all, i know much about the history of WWII, i misspoken about gentleman war alright. I’ll admit i was wrong, this guy probably was stuck on a destroyer or aircraft carrier or something, nothing front line or who knows maybe he was some airborne 82nd guy who live to fuck shit up. People are calling him a paper pusher is insulting though we don’t know this mans story.
@AMM1998
2 жыл бұрын
@@SeaCrestInNOut he also didn't fight in WW2. Do some quick math and you'll realize this guy is like 15-20 years too young to be a WW2 vet lol
This is still, no exaggeration, the funniest natural 3 minutes of comedy I’ve ever seen.
@jaywatson1194
4 ай бұрын
Real-life Seinfeld episode unfolding
@suckswithpivot
15 күн бұрын
most normal consecutive 3 minutes in Staten island
I lost it when the homeless woman finally quiets down for a second and then the two guys come out of the restaurant and say “Horrible!” The timing of all these interruptions is hilarious
@kevindimas253
3 жыл бұрын
Then you hear her say "my god" in response
@BrandonFrowen
3 жыл бұрын
This literally seems like a screenplay...
@SaulBadmon
3 жыл бұрын
bad…bad.
@aidscamel4025
2 жыл бұрын
It’s literally like something out of a movie I couldn’t believe what I was watching
@XXX.0X
2 жыл бұрын
*on the planet
This was the single most chaotic pizza review I’ve ever seen
@christopheryasus3666
4 жыл бұрын
Really is
@djsugarc1075
4 жыл бұрын
Damien Juka he even changed the score but didnt change it
@christian0707
3 жыл бұрын
NY, only way we know how lmao
@RandomShowerThoughts
3 жыл бұрын
I love how I was able to find this again by searching funniest one bite review 😂
@ernstheimlich7257
3 жыл бұрын
@@RandomShowerThoughts I went for "one bite pizza bum" :p
This is some of Frankie’s best work. Captured all the craziness perfectly
@blahokay1
7 ай бұрын
praisethecameraman
This was one of the funniest videos I have ever scene. You have crazy lady begging for a slice, time-traveling Belorussian famine survivor trying to find a way back to his own time period, and an old man just walking up to a stranger and saying “I fought a war for you”. It’s like he paid 3 world class character actors to butt-in and interrupt his review at every turn.
@mexican8940
2 жыл бұрын
Perfect breakdown of the review👌🏼🎯
@oobee123
2 жыл бұрын
We also have the younger generation chiming in with their own flair, "dapping" I believe it's called.
@boomerzilean
2 жыл бұрын
and then you ahve the 2 ppl coming out in the perfect moment saying it was the worst experience in their life XDDDDD and then he starts talking like a full minute about whether they are gay or not nad how he loves gays.... it just keeps going and going
@maruftim
2 жыл бұрын
got all the chaos of every era in one video
@AtilaZepol
2 жыл бұрын
Time traveling Belorussian famine survivor has me crying 😭😭😭
Plot twist : The gay couple was Joe & Pat
@astrogeek4061
4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard😂😂
@evangonzales8206
4 жыл бұрын
How can I super like this
@Rick_C-137_
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooooo
@chrisbryant2095
4 жыл бұрын
Samuel Fuhrer lol now that’s funny
@u.s.i.c8909
4 жыл бұрын
Damn
It's like a scene straight out of Always Sunny in Philly. the fact it isn't scripted is almost unbelievable lmao
@dirthotch1982
5 жыл бұрын
PLASTEEK GOLDEN GOD!!!
@danahhmean
5 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment hahah
@tylermccrea9371
5 жыл бұрын
The cats are brown MAN
@thiagohenriquecoelhodesouz1795
4 жыл бұрын
@426ZZZZ Yeah and It is complete trash!!!
@mathiaskanuck6759
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
Frankie hysterically laughing made this so much better. You could clearly see the camera shaking haha love it
@meghancarr8847
Жыл бұрын
“Where’d that guy come from?” 😂😂😂
4:28 “food’s very good” “Yeah for sure” Even this was very good timing wtf 😂
Makes me realize how accurate the NPC’s were in grand theft auto 4
@jas16899
2 жыл бұрын
Except they did none of this.
@VNDR.W
2 жыл бұрын
@@jas16899 woooosh
@noreason4642
2 жыл бұрын
Noooooooo
@jeremyquiros5483
2 жыл бұрын
I just imagine Prez running around making everyone fight each other
@SuperChunk19
2 жыл бұрын
@@jas16899 they didn't interact with you exactly but they were yelling random crap all the time though
This is the best advertisement that place could've ever asked for
@FreshFried
4 жыл бұрын
17thknight you sure? I’d want to try the slice but would be on edge going there
@cpilfold420
3 жыл бұрын
@@FreshFried you might just be a low T pussy though.
@arentweall6394
3 жыл бұрын
@@FreshFried yeah you kinda sound like a bitch lowkey
@_GandalfTheGrey_
3 жыл бұрын
Seems more like a terrible place to breathe air based on who hangs around there
@astrocontrol5947
2 жыл бұрын
Lemmewinks Wikileaks bro that’s all of New York
Every single NPC in New York was activated the second he stepped out of the restaurant lol
Definitely the most insane pizza review ever. Best 5 minutes of my life
@HueSmalls
Жыл бұрын
This was only 5 minutes holy crap so much happened
@brucej.willson4764
11 ай бұрын
@@HueSmalls5:49, which rounds to 6 minutes.
Oh my God, he literally cannot get two words into the review without the next character swooping in with another comment. Fcking hilarious.
@carines8995
3 жыл бұрын
Npc
@austin1470
3 жыл бұрын
@@carines8995 Karen NPC
This has got to be the greatest episode ever, the crazy homeless woman, the fight club bum, the elderly pissy gay couple and the man who fought a war for pizza reviews. Priceless.
@ljfdrummer100
2 жыл бұрын
dont forget the kid dabbing in the backround
@jimmybuckets5863
2 жыл бұрын
Lol how do you know they were gay? They look related
@saltygorilla9285
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like they could all be family guy characters lol
@eligruenbacher715
2 жыл бұрын
Plastic machine
@quincy3367
2 жыл бұрын
@@ljfdrummer100 Didn't see that. Anyone got a timestamp?
“I got the inside scoop” 🤣 by far the craziest review yet
Ain’t no way he spent two minutes straight just trying to say the name without being interrupted😭
A whole Greek tragedy played out in like 5 minutes...
@bobmoegrabi
4 жыл бұрын
LMAO 😂
@leonarduskrisna4588
2 жыл бұрын
Damn right 😂
@natepalmquist7602
2 жыл бұрын
No
@cruiser_b9779
2 жыл бұрын
Comedy
Every good pizza joint has the apocalypse outside, everyone knows the rules
@ZaveAres
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@michaelmorehouse6027
4 жыл бұрын
Now this is funny
@mariahcostello6547
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@mario41221
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@jas16899
2 жыл бұрын
It's not apocalypse it's just regular America.
As a lifetime NYer I can without a doubt say this is an authentic showing of the every day NYC experience right down to the bloody noses homeless dude. 👍🏼
There’s no way this wasn’t scripted. Every single character coincided perfectly haha
This review made me appreciate my house and bed.
@thomasrainbow
4 жыл бұрын
I love this comment. Big cities are sooo overrated!
@mickdavis2385
4 жыл бұрын
can i sleep over? my wife is on the rag, her sister is visiting and I think they're both on the rag
@PeopleAreNouns
4 жыл бұрын
It made me become an atheist 😂🤣
@TeamLegacyFTW
4 жыл бұрын
@@PeopleAreNouns Lucky you👌😏
@dmetti5243
4 жыл бұрын
Do you appreciate it now
By far the best pizza review on the channel
@Cygnus307
3 жыл бұрын
Something tells me if it wouldn't have sat in the box for x minutes it would have been well into the 9's first slice. That pie looks tasty af.
@jas16899
2 жыл бұрын
AKA the only interesting one
@noahgarner4548
2 жыл бұрын
Sthu
@mikerzisu9508
2 жыл бұрын
Easily
@mikerzisu9508
2 жыл бұрын
@@jas16899 than quit watching loser
At 1:56 you can see the WW2 guy standing there, waiting for the director to cue him into the scene
“One bite, everybody knows the rules!” 30 seconds later. “The next two slices, have been unbelievable!” 😂
what a true NY day...this was horrifying... sad and funny at the same time
@JBO3022
6 жыл бұрын
jim foster, definitely terrible. Couldn't live around this.
@jf6395
6 жыл бұрын
your innate graciousness granted you patience....I agree , Im from western Montana...have lived and worked in NYC and CT and RI...fricking love Newport...and all my friends from MT that visited Newport enjoyed... rel have you done Newport pizza reviews...polarizing i know but i love anchovy pizza and the best Ive ever had was in Newport...
@scottyp2505
5 жыл бұрын
J F exactly lmao a typical day in NYC
@ravenseibert6669
5 жыл бұрын
agreeeed
@oleegarcia6238
5 жыл бұрын
I almost pissed in my pants😁
1:47 I love that it took an entire minute for the war vet to get from there to the pizza shop
@marriedtothemusic23
2 жыл бұрын
He probably was waiting for them to finish but then gave up 😂
@Clarity_Control
2 жыл бұрын
@@marriedtothemusic23 If that’s the case then I completely understand
@evann03
2 жыл бұрын
I think he was waiting for the lady he went in with
@user-nh6oq8ut2t
2 жыл бұрын
Good catch!
@xandermander6035
2 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo
I come back to watch all the chaos in the first 2 1/2 minutes. Absolutely bonkers
Bigger plot twist. The two guys who walked out was joe and pat.
@larvellejones-tackleberry3153
4 ай бұрын
And the real Henry Hill was the WWII vet. Lol
Not being from NYC, the shenanigans in this review is the stereotypical idea of how NYC is in my head
@jacobcarlson688
6 жыл бұрын
Same.
@cernunos8153
6 жыл бұрын
Being from NYC, live 3 blocks from here, you’re completely right. This is a typically nyc day
@NM-rn8sy
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Pretty much
@michaelcarmack7394
6 жыл бұрын
Typical day in NYC.
@bigmoney1084
6 жыл бұрын
I mean reminds me a lot of downtown sf
"I fought a war for yous" hahahaha
@stormrobinson2597
6 жыл бұрын
atta boi, thank ya for ya service
@thechefsoffice
5 жыл бұрын
Loved that part!!! 😃
@ZZ-kz2oo
5 жыл бұрын
He knew Dave was Jewish.
@michaelritchie7699
5 жыл бұрын
That was the healthiest ww2 vet I’ve seen lately, since even as a private, entering the war at @ 18 yrs old he’d be well into his 90s now. No hating, I’d just say thank you as well, BUT...
@heazy9744
5 жыл бұрын
"Where did that guy even come from?" -Frankie
By far the greatest natural comedic moment ever captured on film.
This is one of the funniest videos I have watched! The fact that it was organic instances of insane interactions just makes me laugh harder. You could not plan any of these, just perfect. And how Dave responds to each person makes it even funnier! Love this freakin video!
“You shouldn’t hate homeless people, I hate her” Yooooo I’m dying rn
00:13 - 2:37 Crazy homeless lady 00:48 Plasteek Machine 1:46 Gay couple 2:27 kid does a dab 2:39 "I fought a war for yous"
@sharinglungs3226
3 жыл бұрын
@stryfetc1 seemed super obvious. They aren’t the flamboyant types since back in their day they would have gotten beaten up for being gay.
@tyrues1682
3 жыл бұрын
@@sharinglungs3226 what about it was super obvious
@mickycee64
3 жыл бұрын
Freak show ..
@willpowr416
3 жыл бұрын
This is epic and needs to be pinned asap 😂😂
@vishaansingh1019
3 жыл бұрын
@stryfetc1 You can tell by the way they talk and dress you absolute sperg
I come back to this episode all the time because it's simply unbeatable.
This video literally almost killed me. I was laughing so hard after a big meal that i felt like my stomach was going to explode due to the pressure in my ribs. I kept laughing until i couldn't breathe and i got a vision of old Chrysippus dying of laughter and thought i was going to go the same way. I genuinely feel like this is the closest i was to dying in my entire life. Brilliant.
"My pleasure." Like he works at Chik Fil A. Never heard a vet call war service/work pleasure hahahahahha
@jeenyus720
4 жыл бұрын
Fuck this comment had me rollin
@TannerisSmol97
4 жыл бұрын
War works?
@jgzero18
4 жыл бұрын
If he were drafted and never wanted to fight in the war I’ll thank him. Other than that, I don’t thank people in the military because you chose to be there. Most likely because of the benefits.
@mackenziefriesen6352
3 жыл бұрын
@@jgzero18 wow youre edgy . I always thank them for their service because they are willing to die for our freedoms which is more than i can say for you.
@darrentheshagmastertill
3 жыл бұрын
jgzero18 anyone who fought in WW2 should be thanked, it’s an honourable thing which they did. Modern day military soldiers should be thanked, but I can understand where you are coming from with them
Man who dodged bullets in a Normandy foxhole for the greater good: "My pleasure." Man who had to wait too long for breadsticks: "Worst experience of my life."
@tinman3747
2 жыл бұрын
The duality of mens
@marinetter.8423
2 жыл бұрын
Yes 😂
@yourmother3207
Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@kovy689
Жыл бұрын
Good point
@PACormier
Жыл бұрын
Profound
omg this is better than most SNL sketches!! I look forward to people 100 yrs from now coming by this wonderful piece of footage and just enjoying themselves and the comedy being presented 😂👍🏼
Everything in this is perfect comedic timing. I’d go as far as to say there is nothing more genuine and funny on YT.
“I don’t wanna make any assumptions” 2 seconds later “I think they were gay”
@flynnzer2010
5 жыл бұрын
ian spangler they were definitely a grumpy old gay couple, just the worst
@jeffreyjewell75
4 жыл бұрын
Bahahahahah
@mickdavis2385
4 жыл бұрын
@@flynnzer2010 gay guys are such divas
@musatebi486
4 жыл бұрын
not that there is anything wrong with that!
Anytime I'm having a bad day, I watch this and piss myself laughing.
@teddy9402
2 жыл бұрын
me too
@mmundle941
2 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@thelovelyunicorns
Жыл бұрын
Me too 😩🤣
This is still one of the funniest reviews ever 😂
Always come back to this. One of my favourite videos on the internet. Piece of art.
Feel like I just got a taste of New York.
@scottyp2505
5 жыл бұрын
Tyler Hayse yes this is NYC in a nutshell lol
@idontwantone132
5 жыл бұрын
This is all downtown cities in America lol major cities at least
@carrrexx7190
5 жыл бұрын
Ya? Rinse and spit. 😃
@jewman303
5 жыл бұрын
Yup.
@Ancient616
5 жыл бұрын
Every single day is an adventure. You get a lifetime worth of stories
I've never seen so much disappointment in one human, as the guy asking about the plastic machine.
@Silencer1337
6 жыл бұрын
Never take a man's plastic machine.
@andreasn
6 жыл бұрын
It was funny at first but i watched that part three times, the look in his eyer were heartbreaking. Seems like he's been through a lot. Made me sad.
@AAMGG
6 жыл бұрын
how many stories can be hidden within one human, either sad or happy....some never experience happy...
@pistolpete8231
5 жыл бұрын
I still dont know what a plastic machine is
@ANDREWP122
5 жыл бұрын
I live in NYC. For those wondering what a 'PLASTIC MACHINE' is: They are typically outside of grocery markets where poor/homeless people can go and put recyclables into the machines. They get a few cents per bottle. Only annoying thing is they have to dig through others trash to find the bottles. Therefore, there's always a stranger looking through what I just just threw-out. It is disgusting, but some people who are helpless make a living this way.
0:36 love how he shifts from the woman to the pizza box, probably thinking to himself: *"how is a pizza box not enough to let someone know it's a pizza"*
Man if anyone ever wants to know what a day in nyc is like needs to look no further this video right here has everything in one experience. I'm never leaveing this city the laughs and the adventures you'll have here are worth every penny of my 3000$ rent
About a year and a half later and it’s still hilarious
@phils.8350
4 жыл бұрын
I come here whenever I'm having a bad day.
@phylazen5649
3 жыл бұрын
i've replayed the first 3 minutes over and over again for like twenty minutes, its the most bizarre thing i have ever seen, what really seals the deal is just when you think its over, some kid in a green shirt jumps up behind pres and hits the dab LOL
@quincy3367
2 жыл бұрын
Still good in 2022 lol 😂
3 years later and I’m still re-watching this and laughing.
@HelloUser453
Жыл бұрын
Facts
@jasondesouto919
Жыл бұрын
Your not the only one. This is gold
@clownpaint20
Жыл бұрын
3 years later and you’re still re-watching this and laughing.
@ryand6150
4 ай бұрын
5 years later, still hilarious
They couldn’t have even set this up better. Legendary.
I keep coming back to this review whenever I feel down such a funny chaos LOL
For those that don’t know, the plastic machine he’s referring to are the machines that allow you to exchange plastic water bottles to money.
@jeenyus720
2 жыл бұрын
or a syringe
@bix1669
2 жыл бұрын
@@jeenyus720 true
@ogijoe1492
2 жыл бұрын
@@jeenyus720 Even better
@mrswiss
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@z.b.95
2 жыл бұрын
So sad to see that man. His life most be horrible. I hope that those people get the help they need and can think of a future. But his timing was perfect😁
Welcome to NYC
@talaverajr391
3 жыл бұрын
Shit hole with good food.
@d33zNuTz22
3 жыл бұрын
This is chicago.....
@youtubechannel8148
3 жыл бұрын
@@d33zNuTz22 literally NYC
@jas16899
2 жыл бұрын
The most accurate comment here.
@jas16899
2 жыл бұрын
@@d33zNuTz22 I hope you mean metaphorically...
This video was the review that got me hip and hooked onto the bar stool pizza reviews. This one is one of my favorites lol
Am I the only one who saw the kid come out of no where and dab 😂😂
2:27 random kid dabbing adds that dash of spice.
@simplychaff1875
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this video a dozen times now and I JUST noticed that.
@WakeNBakeBro
3 жыл бұрын
@@simplychaff1875 there was simply too much happening
@sharinglungs3226
3 жыл бұрын
@@simplychaff1875 same and now it seems so obvious. I was too involved in the battle with the homeless woman.
@losplaymaker
3 жыл бұрын
Good eye!!! I swear I didn’t notice that
@ChristAcolyte
3 жыл бұрын
This is a live action version of that video with the gorilla walking by in the background.
“If you want people to know it’s pizza then make a big sign because it’s not obvious” **stares at pizza box**
@goodkidinbadplaces7670
2 жыл бұрын
your comment should be pinned, loved, and liked by everyone
@jezpeep538
2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the owners blew the sign down.
Sometimes when I'm having a bad day, I'll just come back to this video and it brings me joy 😁
"One bite everybody knows the rules" proceeds to eat a whole slice
"You offering me a slice or no?" "Well you got to be on camera" "No way" "No well then I HAVE TO DO THIS PIZZA REVIEW"😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
This has to be the MOST Wild review of all time. Hilarious! Great job Dave!
@AnontheGOAT
10 ай бұрын
Dragon Pizza says hold my beer!
Years later and this still slaps. Best review of all-time.
No one can convince me otherwise that this pizza review was actually a coordinated comedy sketch
How has no one commented on the lady saying "oh my god" like she just recieved some bad news from a doctor when the couple says it was the worst service they've ever had
@RBKluuzGH
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah like it was such a huge deal to her haha.
@sixxtyten
4 жыл бұрын
My fav part I was looking for this comment 😂😂
@joshdepeel9547
3 жыл бұрын
This literally happens in Skyrim 🤣🤣
@alextosi5744
2 жыл бұрын
Bro I was looking for this comment that’s literally the best part of the video 😂
@dave4342
2 жыл бұрын
It kinda sounded like the war vet lol
Director (off screen): "cue homeless lady!" ... "cue plastic machine!" ... "cue ornery gay couple!" ... "cue WWII vet!" ...
@WakeNBakeBro
3 жыл бұрын
"Kid, get in there and dab quick!" Gotta get the younger crowd too
@paranoidandroid9979
3 жыл бұрын
Cue the deer
@libertyBuilders
3 жыл бұрын
@@paranoidandroid9979 Funny Farm!!!
@jas16899
2 жыл бұрын
lol i saw the video too omg lolz!!!
@teddy9402
2 жыл бұрын
THIS MADE ME CREASE
“Atta boy”, “my pleasure” gets me every time 😂😂
This might be hands down the most hilarious review I’ve ever watched, this was amazing
You literally couldn't write a sketch this well, it's literally one of those scenarios you tell you friends about what happened and they never believe you 😂
@CliftonLee33
7 ай бұрын
Literally
THE INTERRUPTIONS JUST KEPT COMING IM DYING
I come back to this video every 6 months or so lmao this video lives rent free in my head
Mad I’m 3 years too late this whole video is pure gold content
“I was nice enough to give you that idea.. just offer me a slice!”
@jas16899
2 жыл бұрын
Small town people are the same way without being homeless beggars. Just plain ass "I'm a genius" drunks.
2:00 look at the veteran just waiting for his chance to strike
@Kometheus
2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
The way new Yorkers behave is simultaneously insane and endearing
Those interruptions were hilarious. That’s nyc for you.
@jeffreyjewell75
4 жыл бұрын
NoComment fkn yanks.... bahaha
“I fought a war for yas” that shit had me rolling
There's so much happening in this video that it could be one of those attention test videos. "But did you notice the kid in green shirt dabbing in the video?"
@BreakdancePeach
10 ай бұрын
The fact that you don't think it is means you obviously missed the gorilla walking through the background.
Back again to watch this a few times, because it never gets old ! 😂
This was the most NY video i’ve seen in my life
@RandomShowerThoughts
3 жыл бұрын
I miss pre covid nyc
@francesmunzen5897
2 жыл бұрын
Including the douchey pizza reviewer
This review has the timing of a Buster Keeton slapstick film. A crazy lady screams about a pizza sign and not being filmed, a crazy old man with a bloody nose is mumbling about plastic machines, 2 old boys complaining about service, a vet walking by and getting respect. This review is a masterpiece of comedic timing.
@GFkilla17
10 ай бұрын
It needs to be submitted to the Cannes Film Festival as a short documentary.
This video is a absolute classic that should be shown in classrooms across America.
I'd watch a feature length origin story for each character in this pizza review.
This feels like a fever dream.
I love the random guy in the background “yeah for sure”
This review is all over the place and I love it!
Plastic Man walking down the sidewalk at 0:17 Plastic Man at 0:30 talking to a guy Reflecting on mirror 0:44 - 0:48 He talked to that other guy for about 20 seconds, and Dave about 8 seconds
When Frankie pans over and you see WW2 hero man it literally looks like he just spawned there like an NPC
@armyofautistics
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha
This is New York in a nutshell, just needed a stock guy to walk by
@nspector
5 жыл бұрын
+comic630 What's a stock guy?
@nspector
5 жыл бұрын
@Grenherb Oh, yeah, you think so? Hmm.
@kovischuster8613
3 жыл бұрын
Bro what do you think the homeless lady was
Real talk. this is the quintessential pizza review by Barstool/Portnoy. All the emotions; what a rollercoaster ride. Also, 8.4 score is bananas! Epic. Love you Dave :heart:
I always watch this when I'm feeling down sooo good
Sun came out and all the New Yorkers lost their minds. Everyone was high on Vitamin D
@cheezburgrproduction
5 жыл бұрын
was gonna say theres something in the gravy but that makes sense
@troymcclure9088
5 жыл бұрын
That’s eye opening
@sandwich3558
5 жыл бұрын
All the crazies pop up the first two weeks when it begins to get warm. Never go outside for longer than you need during that period
@thomasrainbow
4 жыл бұрын
That's how it is in Portland, Oregon too
"I fought a war for youse. World War II." "Thank you for your service." "My pleasure."
@Jens9807
2 жыл бұрын
you fout a wor?
@nunestunes
2 жыл бұрын
"my pleasure" = he loved killing
The look on the plastic machine guy’s face after Dave says he doesn’t know where it is, combined with Frankie laughing, has me about to throw up laughing.
This video needs to be saved in the Library of Congress as it shows America, its food, its people, and its culture in vivid detail. The millionaire entrepreneur, the third-generation Italian American camera man, the homeless people, the Vietnam veteran, the sassy, catty gay couple. This is snapshot into American exceptionalism.
saw a bit of this on tiktok just found the full video i can say i’m not disappointed lmfaooo
@issa9467
2 жыл бұрын
same