If saying "best damn bar pizza you've ever had" was a field sobriety test, Dave would be going to jail. Everybody knows the law.

@dizzy113

6 ай бұрын

I watched that part at 50% speed, way better. 😂

@ForceFed

6 ай бұрын

LMAO. This comment wins. Shut er down boys, nothing further to discuss 🤣🤣🤣

@pizzaearthpancakesandother2549

6 ай бұрын

When you call it "BYE PAR" you have failed that test

@413TomaccoRoad

6 ай бұрын

Ok Julian.

Nacho is definitely a cute dog. He definitely knows the rules.

@HawkTuahAndSpitOnThatThang

6 ай бұрын

I love dog

@monkeygraborange

6 ай бұрын

Just wait until he shlts on her rug!

@kutter_ttl6786

6 ай бұрын

​​@@HawkTuahAndSpitOnThatThang'Dog' or 'Dogs'? When you use the singular, it makes it sound like you love eating them.

@kyle896

6 ай бұрын

@@HawkTuahAndSpitOnThatThangme love dog give love I. Love dog you

@SW-vu6pz

6 ай бұрын

One O everyone knows the rules

Anybody else feel like Dave wanted to be Nachos Step Daddy?

Nacho pushed that Za from a 5.8 to a 6.8, everybody knows the rules.

@BeeBee-pl9ly

6 ай бұрын

"Za" cringe

@trevvrun

6 ай бұрын

Using the word "cringe" was way more cringe, and me saying it here isn't cringe because it's showing you're a hypocrite. ​@@BeeBee-pl9ly

@trevvrun

6 ай бұрын

Za is a word in the dictionary and a very valuable word in the game Scrabble. You pissed me off.​@@BeeBee-pl9ly

@BeeBee-pl9ly

6 ай бұрын

@@trevvrun you trying to say that you saying it isn't cringe, is cringe.

@therealmillerman

6 ай бұрын

Nobody says Za or cringe...

Pet a stranger’s dogs and don’t wash your hands before eating. You know the rules

@Rowsy91

6 ай бұрын

id argue more people would be comfortable doing the exact same thing than people that wouldnt . At least in North America

@carlalattanzi6873

5 ай бұрын

He ate the pizza using his other hand not the hand with saliva

@kmccurdy21

4 ай бұрын

It wouldn’t even cross my mind.

If the dog had bit Dave it truly would have been a One Bite Pizza Review.

That girl was feelin' Dave and wouldn't stop smiling at him, everyone knows the rules

@kjsinsaino

6 ай бұрын

She knows he is rich AF

@caseywoods8518

6 ай бұрын

Girls get that way around famous multi milionaires

Nacho is super well behaved and calm for his age.

@NYC_Goody

6 ай бұрын

Puppies can be like that one minute and psychos the next. Probably just tired!

@Veritas-invenitur

6 ай бұрын

@@NYC_GoodyThat’s how these Aruban Dogs are.

@savage9436

6 ай бұрын

@@NYC_Goodyabsolutely correct

That's exactly how I imagine Dave reading

Nacho is the best guest host ever!!!! You should put animals in all your reviews!!❤

@pizzaearthpancakesandother2549

6 ай бұрын

Dave wants to play "hide the bone" in Nacho's owner. That's the rule

Nacho put prez in a good mood and got the score to 6.8. Everybody knows the rules.

@codmedic5982

6 ай бұрын

Yeah it was "Nacho"

The amount of blow inhaled through Portnoy's nostrils after Michigan's win last night is enough to power thousands of villages throughout the congo region.

@mikeb2430

6 ай бұрын

You're dumb.

@mikeb2430

6 ай бұрын

You're not the smartest person around and it shows.

@nikolaslamb439

6 ай бұрын

I like how this is completely unrelated to the pizza review lmao. Makes it even more hilarious.

@Checkit12

6 ай бұрын

And why the Congo LOL

@billballinger5622

6 ай бұрын

he's gonna cry and rage like a little baby when UW crushes them

Dave having a soft spot for dogs. Everybody knows the rules.

@cbass4352

6 ай бұрын

nah dave was just using nacho as way to talk to a female. Everybody know the rules.

@SuperDeucePlush

6 ай бұрын

@@cbass4352 Facts 🤣

@cBodhi

6 ай бұрын

..and manatees

Dave is dressed like he's living under a bridge tapping dimes off the passers-by...

@donwen6313

6 ай бұрын

That's because he's a professional asshole and a bum!

Nacho definitely knew what he was doing the whole time. Dave loves dogs and nacho is just there for pizza? Yea right!! 😂

@codmedic5982

6 ай бұрын

Im thinking he is more into the cats

Looks like a frozen pizza in a toaster oven. Nacho got that pizza some bonus points.

Most natural chemistry with a guest since Purely Patricia.

Our dog is from Aruba. It's just the greatest dog. Very smart and loving.

Absolutely would love an animal video here or there, daves enthusiasm for just random dogs is nice, guarantee if he shouted out a local shelter and raised awareness us fans would FUND that stuff

Nacho is a 10. Every dog knows the rules.

Thumbs up for Nacho 🐶

Nacho is the third wheel everybody knows the rules.

"Nacho of the year!" - Dom

Blew a golden chance for guest review from the dog-owner.. so few guest reviews these days

@user-dh6bj2me5p

6 ай бұрын

The woman AND Nacho could have reviewed the pizza.

@crapple009

6 ай бұрын

@@user-dh6bj2me5p She most likely was hoping to have done just that.

What cheese does not belong to you? - Nacho Cheese

Nachos owner knows the rules. El Prez is single and looking for a few bites.

Happy new year Dave

Love the honesty Dave.....I'm back in

He's a millionaire pizza reviewer from the big city, lonely and taking it out on local food trucks. She's a small town dog owner with a heart of gold. Bardo's and Nachos, this christmas, on hallmark. You'll give this romance.. a 7.9.

@xPandamon

6 ай бұрын

No, mediocre pizza is mediocre pizza.

@joaquinonthebass

6 ай бұрын

The undercarriage is a little floppy

@DatNygma

5 ай бұрын

Shoulda been a 6.9 😂

@Romulux

5 ай бұрын

​@@user-zc3qs7qs8e ☝️🤓

@dom6140

5 ай бұрын

​@@DatNygma😂😂

thats definitely in the 4's. Dave doing his best not to be a grinch to these folks around the holidays.

@lawrenceshdow

6 ай бұрын

Why why why do you alllll insist in fricken acting like you can tell what a pizza tastes lile through your phone screen. . its so fucking stupid.

@normanwyatt8761

6 ай бұрын

You can't rate that with all the other pies that DAVE judges....Why you ask ?......Because it's a South Shore BAR pizza and nothing like the usual thin crust pies from Connecticut........It's like comparing apples to oranges......

Nacho was wanting some pizza 🍕

"I need it a lot tighter!" - Yeah, we already know, Dave.

Back in the day, and I mean the 70's and I think partly into the 80's, Greek pizza joints in Massachusetts would use those egg carton material disks and then put the whole thing into a paper bag. This is the first time since then that I have seen these being used.

Love how the lady is mothering him into continuing the review. Stay on track bud its just a dog is what she was thinking

Nachos MAMA ❤

@aldophogasperi6528

6 ай бұрын

Nacho Nacho Man hey hey Dave's gotta be a NACHO 😂

Not playing "guess the dogs name" was classic Dave

Nacho’s owner 🔥 🚀

One bar bite, one Michigan win with a side of Nacho (Doggo). Everybody knows the rules.

Nacho was a 9.8 and the owner was up there too.

Try cape cod Cafe in Brockton mass. My favorite. And the linwood in Randolph. My 2nd fav

One of the few times I think I'd like a pizza more than the Prez's score. That pizza looked pretty good for a truck in a brewery lot.

@RossMalagarie

6 ай бұрын

drunk clientele is the best clientele, when you're drunk everything tastes better.

@aliwantizu

6 ай бұрын

IKR? I thought it looked like it would have a great flavor. Not the best food truck pizza i've seen, but not the worst, but from the "eyeball test" it looked at least a 7.1

@oscaroogabooga8565

6 ай бұрын

yeah thats a nice meal after some brews

@coreyburgh5831

6 ай бұрын

@@RossMalagarie nah that's not true all the time. Here in Orlando there's a banging Mexican themed hot dog stand and it's pretty phenomenal drunk or sober 😂

@RossMalagarie

6 ай бұрын

@@coreyburgh5831 it is you just weren't drunk enough 😆😆👌👌

Just glanced at the big playlist with all the reviews. Fucking hell, 11 shy of 1600 pizzas just on camera, let alone in the rest of his life. Thats nuts man. Thats not far shy of a pizza a day, every day, for 6 YEARS.

New years resolution is to never be 5min late for a review

looks good, but needed to be dryer and more crispy . agree with dave

The best damn Bar pizza you've ever had with Dog hair, One Bite and nobody knows the Rules. Wash your hands and put the Mutt down.

Thanks for the laughs Dave. Fox's Pizza 10 minutes south of Midway Airport. Top notch tin crust. 👏👏🍀

That pizza looked good!!! Love Nacho appearance!!!

@whocares-lu3sd

6 ай бұрын

that pizza did not look good....

@TOM7952

6 ай бұрын

Looked like a frozen pizza honestly. I wouldn't be surprised if it was.

@normanwyatt8761

6 ай бұрын

That PIZZA did look good......Some people do not understand what a BAR PIZZA looks like........Dave rates his pizzas with the looks and thin crust of NEW HAVEN pizzas........Bar pizzas are as different as NEW YORK pizzas are to deep dish CHICAGO pizzas.....All pizzas are not the same....You pick the ones that tastes good to you....Not the ones that taste awful, but look good.....

Touch a dog, don't wash your hands, eat pizza Everybody knows the rules

We had a longer dog review than the pizza review

Nacho knows the rules.

More Nacho!!!

Nacho MADE the review, everybody knows the rules

Try A touch of Italy in Baldwin, NY !!!!

glizzy review time, you know the rules, one bite Dave

Nacho’s owner was looking for more than just a bar Pie 👀 everyone knows the Rules 🍕

@PapeySapote

6 ай бұрын

🤦🏾‍♂️

you should try crushed peppers in norwood, ma as well. thin and crispy

Eating pizza with the dog hand. Breaking the only rule.

Nacho definitely stole the show, everybody knows the rules......

There's a pizza truck I used to hit in Tuckahoe ny over near the saw mill parkway. He had a 1930s box truck with a wood fire oven, pretty wild. Delicious pizza

Nacho gets a 9.8, stellar doggo. Worth a drive.

bro as soon as he touched the dog i knew he his hands were going straight from dog to pizza

Finally found something Dave can open easily.

@kevhead1525

6 ай бұрын

Ha. Surprised he didn't find a way to botch it.

*I give Nacho a 8.2 If his owner is single I could go 8.4*

Nacho going from Aruba mutt to starring in pizza reviews in 24 hours. Love this. Welcome to the US good boi❤️🤍💙

The tortilla bowl is nice.

I think Dave gave someone a Beef Burrito after this review.

Whoa Norwood. Grew up in Dover. Getting close to home now lol. Glad i moved to florida tho

I always fealt that Dave was a little bit rough around the edges....but the way he loved up on that dog changed my mind. Anyone who treats a dog that nice must be a good fella. Cheers from tennessee.

You gotta try Paul’s Pizza and Jack’s Resaurant and Bar in Falmouth MA, both have amazing bar pizza

Nacho here to keep it tuned up!!!

Dog slobber does not preclude the tasting of a slice, everybody knows the rules

Do you ever get sick of Pizza? I do LOVE nachos :)

I want a Nacho disposition style dog!

Pizzaville Southborough MA.

Pino's Pizzeria in Easton, PA

Wow! We have two Cunucu’s!! Our first, Manny passed away in 2019.

Pizza goes great with "Nachos"! ❤ Puppy is loveable.

Looks so much like Pizza by Alex in Biddeford Maine. When you make it back to Maine, Dave’s gotta try Pizza by Alex and Coletti’s Pizza, both in Biddeford. Coletti’s is pitched as “New York Neapolitan”

Pizza looked very good especially considering it came from a Pizza 🍕 truck 🚚 and Nacho was priceless and his owner was beautiful 😍

How much grease on your pizza? Dave - “All the grease.”

Nacho and Dave..... Everyone knows theyre future tag team champz

Dave’s review of Nacho is a 10!

one day, Dave will guess the name right everybody knows the rules

They should have captured a good pic of Nacho and made him the one-bite mascot. Nacho your kind of pizza. One bite everyone knows the rules.

that dog was adopted from some island its crazy how many people are doing that all the dogs look the same.

Riviera cafe bridgewater. Best bar pie I’ve had in ages. Dingey whole in the wall you’ll love it

All hail Nacho, Prince of the Pie! Everybody knows the rules!

Good job. Thank you 😊

"No, his name is, Nacho." Another swing and a miss by Dave 😂

Hey Dave, that makes you "NACHO MAN!"

What do you call a dog that isnt yours?.....NACHO dog, im here all week.

I’m missing Boston Greek pizza.

Like the pizza bowl/box!

Come to Andrew's American Pizza Kitchen in Plano TX 🍕

Steve likes in tight when he goes to the bar for some pie 💀

Senior Portnoy, why didn't you give Nacho's rescuer her 15 minutes? Immunity to Adaral happens.

Looks like Linwood’s pizza by the appearance. Less the rude waitstaff , being forced to wait , being forced to order all @ once & being forced to pay 💰 upfront prior to anything being served……The pay as you go method , NO REFUNDS ! Lol.

Nacho could take down that bar pie in one bite, everyone knows he rules.

1:46 he wasn’t talkin bout the pizza

Nacho is a solid 9.7