It's like this movie was directed by Duke Nukem.

@rcct44444

6 жыл бұрын

Gold Wolf Even Duke Nukem would come up with a deeper plot

@AnonyMousset_

6 жыл бұрын

Nerds of the Lost Cinema Productions Eh eh... « deeper »...

@Doomreb

5 жыл бұрын

GrimLocke Radio *Duke Voice* Oh it would be deep alright. Heh heh!

@supermariofan03

5 жыл бұрын

If you mean from Duke Nukem Forever then yes.

@GBomb9704

5 жыл бұрын

Nah Duke would have make a way better film than this,

Bounty hunter? More like bouncy hunter

@theherst

5 жыл бұрын

STOP

@truesoulghost2777

4 жыл бұрын

You have no idea of the irony of that because another famous bounty hunter is in this. Jango Fett from the Clone Wars.

I spent 10 min trying to figure out who the ex lover was... It's Jango Fett...... When Star Wars Attack of The Clones is your most known performance.... AND YOUR BEST!!!!!?????

@muddy5013

8 жыл бұрын

EDIT After doing some research turns out he was also in Green Lantern lol

@BenderRodriguz

8 жыл бұрын

His best performance was "Once Were Warriors" great movie but its not very fun to watch.

@MrPiccoloku

8 жыл бұрын

In all honesty, Temuera Morrison is much more badass-looking and -sounding then Jeremy Bulloch. I bought that he was Jango/Boba more than I bought that ol' scrawny-face was.

@biokendozer

4 жыл бұрын

One were warriors is an awesome movie, his best role by miles

@LadyOnikara

3 жыл бұрын

@@muddy5013 and Aquaman

My grandma came in as soon as that torture porn looking scene came on, and I don't have headphones.

@GriffinPilgrim

8 жыл бұрын

My sympathies.

@40random

8 жыл бұрын

We know she's in to that stuff, man.

@Mattteus

8 жыл бұрын

that's a likely story

@harashiSAN

8 жыл бұрын

I like the feeling on ,my tounge when licking 9 volt batteries.. sometimes it can get me off..

@YouDonkeyfu

8 жыл бұрын

i remember watching that movie with my family when it was shown on tv... That was a fun memory

To be fair, this movie's target audience won't have seen Casablanca.

@victoriamartines5030

8 жыл бұрын

Good point you have there. I wrote something similar on the former channel TGWG.com back in 2009 and the man himself replied to me that he was putted that reference there on purpose to see how many reactions will get. Sadly, he got only mine.

@robertwolff3580

8 жыл бұрын

Hey at least Jango fett was in the movie

@JCDenton2012Modder

8 жыл бұрын

That is unfortunately true...

@Phoenixesper1

8 жыл бұрын

to be fair this movies target audience can't SPELL casablanca! LOL

@gabofutoi

7 жыл бұрын

come on, I'm sure some adult males have seen Casablanca

Fun for the whole family!

@paradoxacres1063

8 жыл бұрын

_It's a FAMILY picture!_

@stickallo9167

8 жыл бұрын

A family picture

@barraki92reborn

8 жыл бұрын

A *Family* Picture!

@robertwood4152

8 жыл бұрын

Do the animated Spawn show that was on HBO

@ilcool90

8 жыл бұрын

I have this masterpiece on Laserdisc

Steel Harbor sounds like a settlement in Fallout.

@JingleJangle256

5 жыл бұрын

A city unofficially controlled by an obese gangster, strip joints and drug dens on every corner, a prominent mercenary population, and regular incursions by a fascist state outside their borders. You’re right, it does. I wouldn’t mind seeing something like this in the future.

@echoskelet

5 жыл бұрын

Nah it sounds more like a DLC in Fallout.

@climber6420

4 жыл бұрын

@@JingleJangle256 Christ sounds like a place you'd find in new Vegas

@bdpickett

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure the comic by Dark Horse was nothing like this.

@pokemaster123ism

4 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Eickman that’s just New Reno. Steel Harbor is literally New Reno

*movie takes place in 2017* Me watching this review in 2018: "Oh... Ok..."

@blameitonmillie5506

5 жыл бұрын

Ganondork Me watching this in 2019 oh okay

@echoskelet

5 жыл бұрын

@@blameitonmillie5506 Funny

@KiwiPaws76

4 жыл бұрын

Update: 2020 still didn't happen...

@yorhaunit8s

4 жыл бұрын

@@KiwiPaws76 Give 2020 a time, January looked promising.

@KiwiPaws76

4 жыл бұрын

YorhaUnit 8S ah ok I'll believe you

I'm gonna say there IS a difference between Stripperella and this BS: Stripperella revelled in it's stupidity and was fun because of it. this just takes itself too seriously

@kingkaza

8 ай бұрын

That's fair but is the idea of not just the message but the messenger too So Beatles might play strawberry Fields and get taken seriously Kanye rapping strawberry fields is gonna be mocked

"The apocalyptic world of 2017!" Yeah, sounds right.

@MrGruzefix

4 жыл бұрын

SPOILER: The movie was off by 4 years.

@pkmntrainermark8881

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrGruzefix Oh no, another year?

"It's not an apocalyptic future, it's Amsterdam" It all makes sense now!

"That's a forklift!" - Douchie McNitpick

@JoeRossProductions

5 жыл бұрын

He tried to kill me with a forklift

@Dim4323

3 ай бұрын

Huzzar

FET-TISH MO-VIE.

@josephperez2004

6 жыл бұрын

Film, but yeah pretty much.

@louisduarte8763

5 жыл бұрын

FETT-ISH

@JasonTate08

4 жыл бұрын

I know weich fetish it pleasures: Plas-tic fe-tish. Urgh silicon-tits are gross.

@HMSConqueror

4 жыл бұрын

if you like big tiddy blondes, yes.

@JasonTate08

4 жыл бұрын

@@HMSConqueror she isn't a big titty woman. She is a big plaatic bag woman.

Regardless of how this ultimately turned out, "Post-apocalyptic Casablanca starring a half-naked Pamela Anderson" is a GREAT idea for a movie.

2:18 seymore butts did the catering

“Blah blah blah the future sucks. BOOBIES!” Basically the mindset behind the making of this movie.

@kingkaza

8 ай бұрын

Is like judge dredd movies "Blah blah cops sucks EXPLOSIONS AND GUNS!"

I SERIOUSLY did not catch the Casablanca reference before. That's astounding actually.

rumor has it he's still staring at pamalas Andersons to this day

That part at 18:17 where Doug did that Fat Alfred joke with the grenade had me in stitches!

@NYOlly15

Жыл бұрын

Hey, Hey, SHIT!😳 AAAUUUUGH!💥😫 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

Me: *watching boobies* NC: I wonder if anyone is reading the credits right now Me: There were credits?!

Yikes. If Pamela was going for NEVER being taken seriously EVER, she nailed it.

@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario

4 жыл бұрын

Well she did support PETA

@vanspratzy9573

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, perfect movie to try and be taken seriously

@NoFirstNoLastName

Жыл бұрын

Which is funny because the Pam revival has occurred and she is being taken seriously. People even liked her time as Roxie in Chicago.

@kingkaza

8 ай бұрын

​@@vanspratzy9573well ye why else you think they did sex appeal to get men in seats?

@tai_marshal

7 ай бұрын

And then made it harder to take her seriously over the Tim Allen allegations.

Critic: I wonder if anyone is reading the credits. Everyone: there’s credits.

This movie would be a lot better if Doug was one of the villain’s henchmen.

@speedyg6892

8 жыл бұрын

Yeh

@psionicsknight6651

5 жыл бұрын

Thiago Leão It would be too awesome then; the movie would ascend to another level, too pure to be on this sinful, broken Earth... Or Doug would just quit day one. Either or.

@yoda908

2 жыл бұрын

Devil Boner as a henchman?

@MadTurnip

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, look at what he did in The Batman xD

@TMLCJLK

2 жыл бұрын

@@MadTurnip lol

6:41: Is that Jango Fett from Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones?

“One too many Winston cigarettes, the Flintstones lying to me” lol😆

The Golden Age of 2009, when we could put the music of the opening credit without fear of content claim or demonetization.

I heard this movies inspired Food Fight

@sickcxnt9444

8 жыл бұрын

The dominatrix costume maybe

@ephemeralistic469

8 жыл бұрын

This movie was also referenced in his Foodfight review

@stormstrider1990

8 жыл бұрын

Actually, that "triumphant song" scene in Food Fight was inspired by the bar scene in Casablanca where the Nazis get drunk and start singing Nazi songs and the French respond by singing the Marseillaise, but Critic compared the scene to Barb Wire because this movie is a blatant ripoff.

@SilverShion

8 жыл бұрын

I know. It's a joke

The apocalyptic world of 2017 seems pretty plausible right now XD

@DirtyShizno

4 жыл бұрын

Hernando Garibaldi brace yourself, 2020 is coming

@DJBSharpMusic

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, 2017 was tame by comparison.

"Right after I rip your lungs from your ears and shove them back in through your nose" LMAO I'm dead.😂😂😂

... Whos watching in the apocalyptic 2017?

@SCARFACEPHOENIX

4 жыл бұрын

I am trump#2020

@azsli2

4 жыл бұрын

2019

@MagnusTNT

4 жыл бұрын

No I'm watching in the apocalyptic 2020

@romania5106

4 жыл бұрын

Magnus TNT same

1:04 No lie, my eyes were immediately drawn toward the Temuera Morrison credit.

@Rabbit-uc5kg

2 жыл бұрын

Same here, I thought it was one of the joke credits though.

@simonjenkins5937

Ай бұрын

Not the sexy shot of Pamela naked in tight leather tube dress?

Yeah... 2017... sure was... a shining year for humanity, right?

@UltimateGamerCC

3 жыл бұрын

*laughs in 2020*

@ron4255

2 жыл бұрын

@@UltimateGamerCC laughs in 2022

@bunuie

2 жыл бұрын

@@ron4255 **laughs in rights being taken away**

@ColtComanche

Жыл бұрын

Hi from 2023

@nerdtalk1246

Жыл бұрын

It was

Ironically "Rip your lungs from your ears and shove them back in through your nose" makes significantly more sense since those are all connected"

16:58 Movie:*Laugh* Critic:*Laugh* Looney Tunes:*Laugh* Kang & Kodos:*Laugh* Me:*Laugh* It's all part of the system, baby.

"Second American Civil War" This line would be fairly innocuous if we weren't already on the verge of one right now in 2021.

Well, there are a couple of reasons to watch this movie. A couple of HUGE reasons... I like the protagonist's personalities...

@supernaturalflavor

2 жыл бұрын

Haha good point. The movie actually was kinda prophetic of things to come

@MiyakoPisces4.0

Жыл бұрын

Sure buddy. 🙄😑.

To be fair, This is arguably Pam Anderson’s best performance

@cyborgninja5489

Жыл бұрын

Have you not seen Borat or are you just being funny?

@cyborgninja5489

Жыл бұрын

As far as "dramatic performance" goes ur probably correct

@kingkaza

8 ай бұрын

​@@cyborgninja5489.... could you really call that "acting" when is just a character going to real world being a comedic dick that makes twitch irl streamers blush?

To think, 2017 is next year.

@kerdunne3422

8 жыл бұрын

Holy shit that's 5 months away.

@fazebombapow9340

8 жыл бұрын

actually 4 months away. september, october, november, december. its the end of august.

@scottmantooth8785

8 жыл бұрын

and to think that the events in this film precede those found in Blade Runner... the future just got a lot more depressing

@Vampireangel1011

8 жыл бұрын

right?? maybe Barb Wire was onto something--

@bubermarcus8607

8 жыл бұрын

Donald Trump man, he screwed shit up.

"Camille" is an interesting name for a male dog...

7:25 Yes, that is, in fact, a very good description of Amsterdam.

'That's sexual harassment, chief' And I'm gonna sue you for it in a couple of decades!

Never cared about this movie and (probably) never will. But I'd watch the hell out of a *remake* with *Christina Hendricks* in the lead role.

@1997residente

8 жыл бұрын

If i were a producer,i would be paying you 10 millions for your script.

@CinnamonCari

8 жыл бұрын

Given the role she had in Another Period there is a slight chance she'd accept

@tereziamarkova2822

8 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah!

@MrUn1versal

8 жыл бұрын

Only if they leave in some of the crucial cinematography moments, including the bathtub

@victoriamartines5030

8 жыл бұрын

Holy guacamole! Not another remake after a crappy movie that was a rip-off after an excellent movie!

Heh... "Catering: Seymore Butts." You're right. I'm seeing way more butts than I thought.

one of the best openings ever just pamela dancing in the rain with rock music doesnt get much better than that :D

Was that jango Fett?!?!?

Doug’s reaction to Pamela Anderson is hysterical!

4:37 Harvey Weinstein's casting couch?

is that jango fett??

@ginnrollins211

3 жыл бұрын

Yep.

6:04 - after seeing the whip, nae-nae and the dab I'll believe it.

I remember watching Stripperella with my uncle as a teenager, he loved it that show. I thought it was so silly, I had no idea there was a movie that was basically the same thing. Bet he would have loved to see it.

@kingkaza

8 ай бұрын

I hope you wasn't sitting on his lap

18:17 I could have an endless loop of this and be forever joyful.

Fun(?) Fact: Pamela Anderson was pregnant w/ one of her sons when she filmed this and still had a 19-inch waist in that corset!

@jasongradyphstiger6179

Жыл бұрын

Ow That has to be very uncomfortable on her.

@Tornado1994

Жыл бұрын

Brandon Anderson Lee.

I have actually heard of a lot of the supporting actors in the movie! Udo Kier voiced Professor Pericles on Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorporated, Victoria Rowell was Drucilla on The Young and the Restless, and Amanda on Diagnosis Murder, Xander Berkeley played Sissy Spacek's husband in the 1974 segment of If These Walls Could Talk, and Clint Howard was on Gentle Ben and is Ron Howard's brother.

@maxpops8427

2 жыл бұрын

Temura Morrison plays Boba fett and the Clone troopers in star wars

How can you review this movie and not name drop the single best German character actor in the world? Udo Kier is a friggin monster and deserves to at least be mentioned...

The sad part is her acting was better in Home Improvement.

@RealRussellJones86

2 жыл бұрын

And in bay watch

@maxpops8427

2 жыл бұрын

You could say her acting in that was a major improvement.

Has the actor as the main villain ever played the Joker? Because his laughs sure seem pretty convincing

erhm its a forklift not a buldozer.... And paarently its so bad it requires the 480p treatment ....

@MrBuns-yi2hk

8 жыл бұрын

He knows. It's kind of an inside joke at this point.

@LegendConsole

8 жыл бұрын

Yea he knows. He corrected himself in another video years ago when this episode originally came out.

@grahamr6545

8 жыл бұрын

You know this is an old Nostalgia Critic review thats been re-uploaded right? Hence the 480p quality.

@willdd

8 жыл бұрын

Reupload. Newcomer alert

@barrydingall

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Lets crucify this bastex guy for not watching every single NC episode in chronological order

I know this movie was an excuse to strip dance, but I still find it bad ass. The idea of a bounty hunter stripper is cool. I don't know why.

@kingkaza

8 ай бұрын

Is like pennyworth You see them as useless low class people But that's only in the public Yet when they are in the shadows....oh boy someone gonna die tonight

I strongly regrett watching this review on the balcony with no headphones... - 05:00

This was back during the dark time of comic book movies. No one really read or had even heard of "Barb Wire". It wasn't a popular comic aside from among a very... shall we say... niche audience. But Hollywood back then thought that in order to make comic book movies they had to make them dark, because dark=grown up (This is the state of mind that the DC movie producers are STILL stuck in.). The other thing they wanted to do to legitimize their comic book movies besides make them dark,, was make them sexy. That's how we ended up with this crap, and Catwoman. It was a sad, sad, time to be a comic book fan.

@louisduarte8763

5 жыл бұрын

The 90's were the Dark Age of Comic Books, period. Superman died, Batman was crippled, and Venom got his own Monthly title.

Remember seeing this with a friend when we were like 12. Too bad there was an entire dumpster fire of a movie attached to the boobies.

‘Come on this isn’t an apocalyptic future... it’s Amsterdam.” 😂

@shadowyashatoura

4 жыл бұрын

As someone who has been to Amsterdam at 2018 I agree to that!!😜😂😂

In case anyone wants that song from the beginning, it's the cover of "Word Up" by "Gun".

I can't believe he went the whole review without calling out Jango Fett. He even mentions Jabba.

@Aiijuin

6 жыл бұрын

JTLSound 17:38

Rewatching this review in 2017. This movie was way ahead of it's time.

@ElijahRichards25

7 жыл бұрын

Amen, Im marathoning all the Nostalgic Critics I missed, from 2007ish beyond.

Every time Critic does his goofy laugh, I cannot help but remember the goofy laugh from Batman and Robin review with the most hilarious facial expression!

I'm still waiting for Pamela Anderson to do a sequel with her being nearly 50 years old.

This movie is definitely a guilty pleasure of mine. It's not too hard to find it entertaining. Just shut off your brain, and enjoy watching the action scenes, explosions and the blonde big breasted former playboy model bouncing around on the screen.

@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario

4 жыл бұрын

Formal playboy model and PETA supporter

CANNOT WAIT until you get 1,000,000 subscribers!

@LordCylarne

8 жыл бұрын

Weirdmarwan Duck off man

@maxxsteele9396

8 жыл бұрын

What are you going to do instead of waiting?

@ShizzyMcCreepy

8 жыл бұрын

Ikr, Doug has been doing this for so long and deserves it

@vegterble

8 жыл бұрын

Yes you can

@arokugames1344

5 жыл бұрын

Well that time has come let's get to two million

6:07 Come on everybody!!!! Do the Epileptic Chicken dance!!!!!

I see no problem with them ripping off the plot of Casablanca. At least it guarantees the plot makes sense. Sort of.

If this took place in 2016 maybe this whole movie would be a little accurate.

I find it hilarious that this is the first bounty hunter movie Temuera Morrison was in, but definitely isn't the one he wants to be remembered for.

If Casablanca had a porn parody...

Pam & Tommy made me want to learn more about Barb Wire, I’m not sure that was a good move lol

This is the definitive episode that I really appreciate more than the newer ones, I just re-watch his older ones instead of the new ones. Nostalgia

Fan theory: Every character that Temuera Morrison has ever played is a multiverse-hopping clone trooper.

@louisduarte8763

5 жыл бұрын

Including Aquaman's dad?

10:11 wait, is that Doug in the background of the movie?

@lrush6983

7 жыл бұрын

No?

@hewhoeatsall

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah?

9:50 I was JUST about to make a Street Fighter joke.

Barb)"Ever seen Batman?" Me) It's 2017 the last Batman movie was Batman V Superman sadly we all saw it

"Go ahead shoot... Be doin' us a favor"

Anyone watching this in 2017?

@flipcamgamer

5 жыл бұрын

It's now 2019 and the apocalyptic future that this movie tells didn't happen.

Waited for a Boba Fett funny.... ypu let me down Doug.... 😭 You Let Me Down.

@pokemaster123ism

5 жыл бұрын

Steve Kellner did you miss the joke near the end where he says “that just Jangos my Fett”?

@jjcjohansson8751

5 жыл бұрын

He played Jango Fett not Boba.

who's watching this in 2017 or 2018

@JoelLundqvist98

6 жыл бұрын

I'm watching in 2019

@fxman9071

6 жыл бұрын

Watching in 2017

@Darkshine1234

6 жыл бұрын

I’m watching in the year 2284

@Waffles-ky2gn

6 жыл бұрын

2017 we seem to be fine

@drebone1986

6 жыл бұрын

I'm watching it in 1996....regretting it by 1997

DAMN, THEY WERE SPOT ON WITH THE PREDICTION OF HOW 2017 WAS GONNA BE!!

Doug, do "Was That Real" about VIP starring Pamela Anderson.

19:25 Probably my favorite NC bit.

2:56 Holy shit that's Charlies landlord!!

18:06 up there as one of my favourite Nostalgia Critic jokes

2:49 2017? You know, I didn't think Hilary could have THAT much effect, but shows you what I know.

@robertwood4152

8 жыл бұрын

But Trump could

@Spikes01k

8 жыл бұрын

Robert Wood Come on, no one thinks he is going to win.

@deathlegionair

8 жыл бұрын

Wow, okay one, Trump is an American Business man, he has every reason to help America but no reason to destroy it, Hillary has no reason to help and no reason to destroy it, so she is likelier to ruin everything and destroy the country.

@klimmr

8 жыл бұрын

Either way, we're still probably going to get a Second American Civil War.

@deathlegionair

8 жыл бұрын

***** Yeah though either way the Republican's country folk and veterans are likeliest to win that fight.. Seriously, how many liberals do you think even know how to fight??

9:57. of course.

18:32 this is the song written for the train chase this is the chase, Rock and Ken he tried to kill me with a fork lift

Honestly the blind brother is the only good character in this movie. Hes not written that bad and a blind sibling is not something you see that much in media.

“…but Charlie leads them to the center of the Resistance, led by a woman named Spike.” I guess Twilight abandoned Spike so he went through a sex change, modulated his/her voice and turned into a rebel.

The weirder part about this video is the video got taken down on his original channel but not the repost

Every time someone talks to Barb Wire, she gets pissed off and tells them to either get lost, shut up, or even tells them not to call her babe. Who does she think she is? Rosanne? Sandra Oh? Or Debby Ryan from The Suite Life on Deck and Jessie?

Nice, we can replace the Obama 2017 joke with a Trump joke now.

@legoking6165

6 жыл бұрын

Oh great, like there aren't enough of those already.

@aaronmunoz8069

6 жыл бұрын

How about no

@deadskrillaskrit2078

5 жыл бұрын

I'm from 2 years into the future, Trump is still president.

@TheOneLichemperor

5 жыл бұрын

@@deadskrillaskrit2078 Pity. At least I didn't put that money on him being shot.

@ShadowStar-wo8vi

5 жыл бұрын

It’s almost scary how well that aligns with this.

This movie makes me sad because I have so much respect for Pamela Anderson for her work for animal and human rights and using her reputation as a glamour model to boost awareness for such issues but I know that thanks to pieces of media like this that she's just going to be known for having a desirable body and nothing more.

@Frisby2007

6 жыл бұрын

"animal rights" yeah, she advocates for PETA (which already speaks of her standards) against using animal products yet drives cars with real leather interiors.

@louisduarte8763

5 жыл бұрын

@@Frisby2007 Is she an anti-vaxxer too, or just Jenny McCarthy?

@TheSquad4life

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

Barb wire doesn't like being called babe? That's just like space jam when Lola hates being called doll, and both movies were from the same year.

"I remember it so you don't have to." Oh, I'll remember this...