I refuse to eat at a fine dining establishment unless it has at least 4.5 stars from world renown food critic Smutty72

@staticfanatic

6 жыл бұрын

and it's on the spinny plate.

@BP7Productions

6 жыл бұрын

Naturally

@StewHeisenberg

6 жыл бұрын

*Marinara sauce*

@kinamiya1

6 жыл бұрын

Ryan Porter also has the consistency of quality that 90% of the backbox say exactly the same as the other flavors

@SmaMan

6 жыл бұрын

Meatballs meatballs meatballs meatballs meatballs meatballs meatballs... it's a meaty ball. A ball of meat.

the "rewatch factor" on these TV dinner reviews are 10/10

@bloodhound1182

3 жыл бұрын

Everyday im wishing he makes a new food review video 😭

@Internetaddict69

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr I watch this about once a month 😂

@Koicifer

3 жыл бұрын

Glad I’m not alone on this lmao

@bodhitree23-89

3 жыл бұрын

Legit, the longer I've been stuck in my house the more often I find myself coming back to all his old frozen food reviews and disney channel movie vids, love his content

@chachwa9970

3 жыл бұрын

I hate watching these the sound effects put me on edge when I’m alone

This has been one of my go-to comfort videos for years now. I finally went out and bought the meatloaf meal to truly live the experience, and man.....I hurt. This video has been the catalyst for my downfall. My hubris lies at my feet, shattered. The mechanically separated chicken and pork mush stands over me, victorious. I used to wish you'd put out more of these frozen food reviews. Now, I only hope you've recovered from the damage

@Mrannoyus

Жыл бұрын

People like to think we're not yet to the cyberpunk dystopia of 100% fake foods. I raise them banquet meals.

@Rain_boot

Жыл бұрын

@@Mrannoyus Especially the "REAL CREAM" being used as a marketing technique...it's great to know it's not synthetic...cream???

@corielldoghc

11 ай бұрын

I think they're tasty. I've been eating them since I was 4 or 5, I guess poverty is the secret seasoning :p

@ggus1991

7 ай бұрын

​@@corielldoghccan confirm, hunger is the best sauce

@HazelHollytide

Ай бұрын

​​@@Mrannoyus People today are scared of of "Lab grown meat" as if they haven't been occupying our freezer isles for years

Real Cream isn't an ingredient, he's the guy who stirs the mashed potato vat and the box designer was just excited to get to stir potatoes with him that day

@CowboyLuigi

Жыл бұрын

The designer will never forget the magic from the man, the myth, the legend, Real Cream.

@williamloffler3906

7 ай бұрын

And his friend, Grill Mark, was added

@stijnlandman7319

3 ай бұрын

And the Marinara sauce was unfortunately made from their cousin ‘Scratch’

those bongos were giving me anxiety

@DragoonBB

6 жыл бұрын

Flatbaby Just some sweet casual Bongos

@aidandavid6681

6 жыл бұрын

His hands were so close to playing them but alas, they were rejected time and time again.

@hannahoof2921

6 жыл бұрын

anxiety bongos

@Whatahorriblenighttohaveacurse

6 жыл бұрын

The only bongos that give me anxiety are the DK bongos

@naranciaisbestboi125

6 жыл бұрын

I've been anxious all day so there was no response from me.

Oh my god Ian, aren't you aware that you're supposed to heat Banquet meals in the geysers in Iceland???

@RushGamma

6 жыл бұрын

Tyrell Wellick Do the geysers in Wyoming count?

@Alxxsmithh

6 жыл бұрын

RushyG No. Only in Iceland

@JimBobe

4 жыл бұрын

@@Alxxsmithh on god?

@sawyer6427

4 жыл бұрын

RushyG pshhh Wyoming does not exist

@pbgay5181

4 жыл бұрын

Gothling999 as someone who lives in Wyoming, I can confirm that I do not exist

24:56 "The problem is, I don't like watery marinara spaghetti." My tip for this one, after the first round of heating, before you stir it, cover and tilt the tray and let most of the water out. It really does help the consistency of the finished product.

@gemstonegynoid7475

Жыл бұрын

with this problem, i just microwave it longer.

@unptimistic9739

Жыл бұрын

@@gemstonegynoid7475 exactly the water that's boiling off keeps everything at around 112 F just keep watching and stir it every 2-3 mins after the recommended time to make sure it's cooking evenly

@TeddyOG

Жыл бұрын

Using the oven works well too, but I understand most people want them quick

@MaxW-er1hm

Жыл бұрын

Stouffers spag w meat sauce....that's genuinely good...

@crazybeatrice4555

7 ай бұрын

I just soak it up with some toast

These are so like comforting to watch, idk you are just such an approachable host, just vibin. And I'm like damn, yeah I'm down to chill for a half hour while you eat these banquet meals

@Primalintent

2 жыл бұрын

If I knew Ian in real life and he invited me over to just chat while he reviews frozen meals... I'd say yes, like, immediately. But we're not friends. Pretending we are is kind of parasocial, and I wouldn't want to make Ian uncomfortable with my praise of him... It's 3am

@smartfkr

2 жыл бұрын

Well said!!!!

ᴹᵃʳᶦᶰᵃʳᵃ ˢᵃᵘᶜᵉ

@plantain.1739

6 жыл бұрын

gamerbug94 It's to W A T E R Y !

@RazorusR3X777

4 жыл бұрын

She whispers to you in bed.

@ohnonononosoap4231

4 жыл бұрын

💪🏿👹👍🏿

@PixelBoye6546

4 жыл бұрын

*RAW*

@lostuser6410

3 жыл бұрын

Being up for 2 years and getting liked by the KZreadr and it only has 5 other comments

I know why the marinara sauce is seperated So you can dump it on the meatloaf

@brutalmoose

6 жыл бұрын

Them's some pro Banquet strats right there.

@clutteredpictures7421

6 жыл бұрын

brutalmoose I use to eat this all the time

@altaparks3627

6 жыл бұрын

then wouldn't it be a mix of the sauce and gravy?

Isn't, like, everything made from scratch if you go back far enough? If I buy a jar of tomato sauce and pour it over some pasta and tell my guests "It's been made from scratch... in the factory." they'd think I lost my mind

@nooneinparticular469

Жыл бұрын

I only eat sauce that is torn straight from the dirt, ready in the jar the way God intended.

@JohnDoe-gy3yy

Жыл бұрын

I think “made from scratch” starts when you’re the one adding all individual ingredients, right? So you can use a jar of pure tomatoes, that’s “from scratch” - it’s just you’re using a jar of tomatoes for your recipe. If someone else added parsley and garlic, and cooked those tomatoes into a sauce, and you bought tomato sauce, that’s not from scratch.

@zeallust8542

Жыл бұрын

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe

@unptimistic9739

Жыл бұрын

@@zeallust8542 you must shout loud into the sky johnny apple seed i need your seed and one night when you're fast asleep at 4 am there's johnny ready to give you his seed

@zeallust8542

Жыл бұрын

@@unptimistic9739 I was quoting Carl Sagan, but yeah, whatever you said too. I guess.

Becky's entire family and ALL her friends miss the tomato sauce? I cant find even 1 person in the entire history of my life who's ever had a Banquet micro meal. And I'm 40. Becky is definitely special girl and I hope her passion takes her to great places in life.

@Pactastic042

Жыл бұрын

Becky has not even seen a real human since you posted this comment

@zeallust8542

Жыл бұрын

Congrats on having more money than Becky, I guess.

@drinkinouttacups2665

Жыл бұрын

@@zeallust8542 shut up

@A_Real_Bloody_Vampire

10 ай бұрын

So because you don't know anyone who's ever had a Banquet Tv dinner she's "special"? low income families exist you know 🙄

@mentholnewport

10 ай бұрын

@@brianstabile165 These meals are less than $1 no clue where you could have got that number from

This man just had like 4000% of his recommended sodium intake

@xanderfore7039

4 жыл бұрын

ナデコ BOT 🤖

@aliasraonic

4 жыл бұрын

still doing your mangaka shit even after kaiki found out, nadeko?

@TehBudWhisperer

4 жыл бұрын

@@aliasraonic what

@aliasraonic

4 жыл бұрын

@@TehBudWhisperer 斜め七十七度の並びで泣く泣く嘶くナナハン七台難なく並べて長眺め

@handyboy1899

4 жыл бұрын

@@aliasraonic English, Gyro. English.

You should have heated the food up with lasers bounced off the moon, that is the only way to eat banquet meals, not a microwave, not an oven.

@lostuser6410

3 жыл бұрын

Comment posted two years ago and one that got liked by Ian and I’m the first reply, strange

@retr0cat866

3 жыл бұрын

@@lostuser6410 i mean what could you reply with?

@piperformerlycassette

3 жыл бұрын

No the only way to eat a banquet meals is wrapped in foil and dropped from the ISS.

I've gotta be honest, the Salisbury steak meal is such an intrinsic part of my childhood, I'll still eat those things today. The 'gravy' is just. So comforting to me. Lol

him filming the fallen meatloaf box because he was too lazy to pick it up absolutely SLAYED me. I loved it

Honestly, you shouldn't use a script for these. I feel like the real time Ian commentary with the special editing you use to make fun of how awkward this all is rocks and makes this feel unique to the rest of your content. Keep up those amazing reviews!

@thegoogly4189

6 жыл бұрын

SIrCaptainEinstein i️ feel the same way. Ian is naturally funny.

@webbiemow6152

6 жыл бұрын

I agree!

@stupidstuff9046

6 жыл бұрын

I agree, it really makes these videos stand out

@TheChefBoo

5 жыл бұрын

I thought these were scripted before he said that.

As a broke college student, the best banquet meal is the chicken nuggets, mac n cheese, and the scrumptious warm brownie 11/10

@drumyogi9281

5 жыл бұрын

Rice and frozen veggies are cheaper.

@fishguy9704

5 жыл бұрын

You should hunt the raccoons and eat them.

@jokersakra3287

5 жыл бұрын

Mursa Re yes

@kittymcmeowmeow1

5 жыл бұрын

Oh I would fuck that banquet mac n cheese any day

@marytookthekidsyay7563

5 жыл бұрын

Thank u

When Ian was stirring the spaghetti, it looked surprisingly good for a cheap TV dinner

@hussarzwei6223

Жыл бұрын

Better than hungry man.

22:40 I found it, the signature "MARINARA SAUCE" clip he uses in future videos whenever marinara sauce is mentioned

@kentknightofcaelin4537

Жыл бұрын

Not that obscure considering this video has over 5 million views.

Dont you dare write a fucking script for these. I love them

@eliparadis704

6 жыл бұрын

Marinara sauce

@kei_nishimaru

6 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: he would have to make some very serious compromises, much like a certain good show. (nirvana the band the show comes to mind, as it revolves around this concept)

@ChrisT.84fan.

6 жыл бұрын

TheSpyderWolf Im your 666th like.

I love the incredibly cheap quality justification. But hold up... 'made from scratch marinara'?! What does that mean?! Obviously it was made from scratch at SOME point. There's no marinara fountain that you could've pulled from. I mean, generally 'made from scratch' only applies to people who are at home, not using pre-made, store bought products. It doesn't count if you're made from scratch when you ARE the store bought product!

@wereflipper

6 жыл бұрын

No marinara fountain? Some ones never been to E-taly.

@angellaramie9344

6 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I was thinking

@christianrepass5125

6 жыл бұрын

Basically means they’re not using cheap, processed, packaged marinara sauce. They actually used tomatoes and spices, I’m assuming.

@kinamiya1

6 жыл бұрын

Yoshios i hardly believe that...

@christianrepass5125

6 жыл бұрын

akihiro kina well, it doesn’t mean that it wasn’t all made in a dirty pot somewhere and it also doesn’t mean the tomatoes and spices were FRESH. Just means they didn’t use already made stuff.

At 27:43 I got an ad for a lottery. The ad ended with "Will you be the next winner?" Ian then answered with "Uh... maybe?" One of the best ad coincidences I've had.

The main difference in ingredients between the salisbury steak and meat loaf that I'm seeing are eggs, milk, onions, tomato concentrate, distilled vinegar, and corn syrup, which are all in the meatloaf but not the salisbury steak. The eggs and milk will give the meatloaf a more spongy texture, which I would guess is actually a good thing compared to the solid yet soft texture of the salisbury steak. The onions, tomato concentrate, and corn sryup should add a sweetness and the distilled vinegar a sourness that will together add a ton of flavor. So I'm not surprised that the meatloaf ultimately tasted better.

The bongos and spinny disc are the highlight of this video. Also, justice for Becky and her family of red sauce lovers.

@nightshadetq2453

6 жыл бұрын

+Quinn Mann Those bongos were incredibly painful.

@josoece3483

4 жыл бұрын

Spinning disc gives me anxiety, I don't like people or objects moving around me while I eat

@yeahuhh1145

4 жыл бұрын

404 like amount not found

I'm angry that you used the MICROWAVE and OVEN instead of the BLACK HOLE THAT SHALL CONSUME ALL REALITY

@alicedotjpog

4 жыл бұрын

Wait can i use the blackhole that will consume the sun?

@lauraperrott

2 жыл бұрын

That’s where the heat comes from!

It has become almost tradition that I end up rewatching these brutalfoods vids once every couple of months

These were my meals growing up poor nowadays I can’t even think about eating them unless I was broke and hungry

@Pactastic042

Жыл бұрын

@Sans unless you grew up in the 1930s that's weird

@ArcturusOTE

Жыл бұрын

@@Pactastic042 To be fair there are human grade pet food available, maybe what Kromer had were that type?

“I’m not gonna bend over and get that. It’s so far away” *proceeds to film it from the chair as it lies on the floor* I fucking love you, Ian ❤️

@mrrexychomp9829

2 жыл бұрын

im just asking everyone in the comment section this question so do you know if these dinners are available in canada?

@rbxgemini

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrrexychomp9829 if they're not in any import aisles or freezer aisles then probably not :(

@ZeranZeran

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrrexychomp9829 Does Canada not have these? I kinda thought it was all over North America (as a continent). Maybe Canadians saw these and were like "HELL NO!" Haha

@gkanvik1

Ай бұрын

I will answer your question 2 years later. According to ConAgra, the mother company, they're sold in canada. @@mrrexychomp9829

Never judge a tv dinner by its REAL CREAM

@Soumein

6 жыл бұрын

sour or otherwise!

@callmeathousand6232

6 жыл бұрын

A true philosopher of our time.

29:30 Finally found this part again. One of my favorite bits from any brutalmoose video as of now; just awesome.

I swear these just magically appear in your fridge. I still find the pot pie meals in my family’s fridge randomly from time to time, even though I don’t remember anybody buying them.

I extremely enjoy the unfitting sound effects throughout this video. Ice cubes clinking while stirring the spaghetti has to be my favourite by far.

@aperson5443

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite noises are the weird squishing gooey noises he adds when he pokes at it with a fork or whatever have ya.

@aperson5443

3 жыл бұрын

It's not in this very much but it's in the other brutalfoods videos

@alexandercorbett1147

3 жыл бұрын

Can't forget about "plop". It's not in this video because it was made before the chocolate and peanut butter cupcake video, but still is one of my favorites.

@mrrexychomp9829

3 жыл бұрын

I like the machine gun shooting when he blew on the meat

@thewindfarm2327

3 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp. RIP DOOM!

I'm very intrigued by this new trend of "food rotation" that you appear to be starting. I've always felt as though the flavour of meat is enhanced when presented in a way that introduces trace amounts of centrifugal force.

@mr.chrisr-c3767

4 жыл бұрын

Eat in the bath youll thank mr later

The Salisbury Steak is a huge part of my childhood lmao

I have been watching food reviews for many years now. Im always looking for fresh content and oh daddy this is FRESH.

@206hxcx

2 жыл бұрын

you watch TheReportOfTheWeek? very different style from brutalmoose but i love that channel, great reviews

The juxtaposition of the smooth jazz and lounge music, the overblown foley, and the off the cuff, unplanned footage is surreal, borderline avant garde, which just emphasizes the fact that this is a man eating budget, salt-laden meals for Internet hits. Love these videos so much.

@augustwest5356

6 жыл бұрын

E3kHatena Well said sir. I couldn't agree more. He really spices up the videos with the sound. I'd even call the sound a spicy beef sphere.

@beggsennedict7036

3 жыл бұрын

you said so much and yet nothing at all

@willowism

3 жыл бұрын

Like less spooky televoid

@OrangeCheekun

2 жыл бұрын

So go write a book about it

I love how both the "beef steaks" also have "mechanically separated chicken" and _pork_ in them.

@murrrr8288

3 жыл бұрын

It's mostly just soy protein and flour anyways. The meat industry leftover trimmings are just for flavor

@Tempora158

3 жыл бұрын

Mcgraw Nelson deleted his reply after I proved him wrong, so what he said was that Taco Bell calls the filling in their taco as "taco meat", because he thinks it's made with non-beef filler. I replied that Taco Bell's website list the ingredient as "seasoned beef", not "taco meat", and it is made of beef.

@yittmashups

3 жыл бұрын

I like to think of them as the gourmet hot dogs of frozen dinner meat.

@BallBagDonnie

3 жыл бұрын

The pork is just chopped up human remains

@Tempora158

3 жыл бұрын

@@BallBagDonnie Someone has been watching "Bunman: The Untold Story"

I've watched this video 5 times now. I just cant stop watching it

Back here from your newest food review - I can't explain it, but I love these videos so much. You're a trooper Ian. Thanks for making these!

i got arrested for yelling at the kids in the street.... Thanks!

@user-hy5hs2wk2i

6 жыл бұрын

I got arrested for raping a child in the streets.

@glumbortango7182

6 жыл бұрын

Thegameres It’s winter, so I had to out of my way to yell at those kids, and take care to remember where the streets were to yell at them specifically on the street. Oh so worth it.

@thegameres816

6 жыл бұрын

Glumbor Tango I am glad my follower. Yell at those kids. Even if it is winter. scream and yell. :D

@glumbortango7182

6 жыл бұрын

Thegameres Yell until the morning sun. Yell until the children cannot hear. Let your yells echo in the streets until no child is left to stand without knowing of the new BRUTALFOODS VIDEO Until you’re arrested, of course. They can’t hear you in prison of course, the echoing just hurts your ears, And the prisoners don’t really like it either, so we’ll understand if you want to stop.

@scottaw1981

6 жыл бұрын

wow, progressive times, pretty soon you can get arrested for yelling at kids on the internet!

When I watch your videos I feel like I'm watching Ian doing the review normally and also some other parallel universe Ian with godlike powers is fucking with him and making fun of him. It's a surreal experience I look forward to every week.

@krisluna32

6 жыл бұрын

Fucking hell JoJo follows me everywhere

@kitsunahri

6 жыл бұрын

maybe it´s his ̶i̶̶m̶̶p̶̶o̶̶s̶̶t̶̶e̶̶r̶ the 100% real Ian

@athena_the_goddesss6238

6 жыл бұрын

JeesMies have you watched Ian's televoid videos? They -prove that the real Ian has been trapped by an evil spirit and they're fighting for control of his body- are super good videos that review old tv shows! Super funny.

@ns_guy5149

3 жыл бұрын

Kris Luna yea I feel you on that one bro

@bigolsimp9423

3 жыл бұрын

@@krisluna32 I feel that

I grew up on Banquet, usually one-three a week as lunches and/or dinner. He picked up the corn and I could FEEL the texture of that corn, like a repressed phantom memory.

I don't know how many times I've seen all of your food videos.. This is insane. It's like Kitchen Nightmares. I can't stop looking. I fall asleep to them. The otherworldly atmosphere, the endless void of gravy and greenscreen. It's all-consuming. In other words, thank you for the great and timeless entertainment :)

Gotta appreciate the use of the lazy Susan in it’s assistance to the noodle twists, true lazy (Susan) genius

@LuDogg805

6 жыл бұрын

What song was that?

Please never write scripts for these!!!!! I love how you word them without a script

@saxeladude

6 жыл бұрын

I agree

@un-inkpressivevideos9541

6 жыл бұрын

same the reason why people love this series is just the randomness when you edit this also BANG THE BONJOS DAMN IT

@hugh3418

6 жыл бұрын

I second this motion

@magik_man1775

6 жыл бұрын

yea we want big boy battles

@robertocamerlingo6281

6 жыл бұрын

These tipe of videos do work better without a script and just being more reaction based,but i do feel that he works better with a script having time to think of jokes and such

Finally, the frozen food reviews I've been looking for! Very entertaining... the "extras" i.e. audio and visual show you really care.

i actually burst out into laughter when he let the spinning plate, twirl his noodles around his fork

I was on the edge of wanting to buy one for myself, but as soon as i heard that the THIAMINE MONONITRATE flavor was prominent, i drove down to the store and bought 4, Thanks, Ian!

@LexinityVR

11 ай бұрын

Lol

It’s embarrassing how many times I’ve watched this

@moogleking

3 жыл бұрын

as long as your entertained it's fine

@ddxgad

3 жыл бұрын

You are not alone

@thatguyknownaswill8180

3 жыл бұрын

Really? Despite watching the other TV dinner videos a lot, I always have to search for this one. I feel like youtube buried it for some reason.

@emilydurkee8664

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatguyknownaswill8180 it came up in my recommend from one of his video game episodes

@cronk2695

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly this has such good rewatch value somehow

This is my favorite brutalmoose video, it's so packed with jokes I keep coming back over and over again. the turntable is amazing

The Swedish meatballs are a childhood favorite of mine. Load 'em up with Worcestershire sauce and you're in for a good time.

This series is like something you would see on Adult Swim at 3AM.

@pzykic

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it just has that Adult Swim vibe.

@marki_parki9224

3 жыл бұрын

Its the retro theme that makes it that way.. But yeah I wouldn't be surprised if I saw this on AS

@commiemommiw9050

3 жыл бұрын

I swear he looked like a bit of a stoner with the beanie, and the second he went on a tangent about space corn it more than solidified what I thought

@eazyd1514

3 жыл бұрын

What

@commiemommiw9050

3 жыл бұрын

@sable Animal crossing how is that a woosh? I think you just found out about that subreddit so you decided to comment it on something unrelated. You’ll figure it out sometime buddy

Those bongo taunts really messed with me Amazing as always!

i forgot how rewatchable your food reviews are never get tired of em! XD

I do not know how you make these as entertaining as you do. I have never had one of these nor do i plan on it, yet I'm still watching.

Why didn’t you heat it up using a sous vide immersion circulator? Unsubscribing

@mooniejohnson

6 жыл бұрын

brb, trying that now

@rkbrillant5265

6 жыл бұрын

Im unsubbing cos he didn't use a bonfire outside the house. wtf man

@thomasjenkins7506

6 жыл бұрын

y'all are amateurs. they are made to be eaten frozen straight out of the box.

@Roemilo

6 жыл бұрын

I would have preferred a 3 hour video of him heating it with a Zippo lighter tbh

@DellSnooze

6 жыл бұрын

This comment and the responses are amazing 😂😂😂

The amount of care you put into making the most obtuse foley ever is astonishing. Keep doing it.

@brutalmoose

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

Awesome editing and beautiful review. I like listening to your reviews when I working, on the go and just when I’m on a date.

Just found your channel yesterday, your editing is fantastic and the sound effects are just so good. Well done man.

Why did he actually favorite this many comments?

@nitroedits2834

6 жыл бұрын

not mine :p

@KaletheQuick

6 жыл бұрын

That's some pro youtuber strats right there.

@naranciaisbestboi125

6 жыл бұрын

He couldn't pick less than five. They were all too good.

@planescaped

6 жыл бұрын

Because he cares!

24:55 Dude you just sticking the fork in the spaghetti and letting the dish spin, to that groovy synth earned you a like. That shit caught me at the right time lmfao

@outcastlich3828

4 жыл бұрын

Read this right as that started.

@coolman2805

4 жыл бұрын

Outcast Lich lol me too

@buckshot170

4 жыл бұрын

Whats the song!?

@AnonyMap1

4 жыл бұрын

Outcast Lich ikr why is that song so good

@GnarbledDeebies

4 жыл бұрын

I saw the notification for the last dudes reply and the song immediately started playing in my head lmfao. In gonna have to watch it again, now. Thanks, Anonipony

The editing is absolutely spectacular.

This is something I didn’t know I needed man. I’ve fell down a rabbit hole of your videos I’m so invested now.

4:34 - 4:48 That editing was cruel and unsatisfying. Well done. Edit: DAMN YOU!

As a swede, I have never heard of the famous traditional "Sour Cream Sauce" of my country

@melynnejimenez8242

4 жыл бұрын

Well isn't that the biggest of yikes 😂😂😂

@VictorLopez-qm5kz

4 жыл бұрын

Stockholm syndrome from Swedish meatballs

@JohnSmith-fc7mp

4 жыл бұрын

It's beef stroganoff with their meatballs in it. They're trying to pass it off as "Swedish meatballs".

@gurgy3

4 жыл бұрын

Not the strangest thing to come out of your country if it were

@Cendoria

4 жыл бұрын

Swedish meatballs are also literally never served with pasta. They're just meatballs then.

There's something really special about BrutalFoods. The weird goofy ah editing, the preparation of the meals, the jokes which are another level of humor to be honest, I love em. Also, Ian's voice is really calming in a special way, making brutalfoods reviews the strangest mugbangs/asmr videos.

24:55 made me laugh out loud which is something I VERY seldom do alone. I also lol every time you knock the box over and pair it with the glass shattering sound effect. Congratulations, you have earned a sub.

Damn I watched this for 36 minutes it felt like 15 at most.

@jimmy82571

6 жыл бұрын

WAIT THIS WAS 36 MINUTES?!?

@devent10n

6 жыл бұрын

yeah I didn't even notice the length

@WickedPhase

6 жыл бұрын

Shiny Breloom it went by so fast lol

Every time the *bing* sounds happens I have a mini heart attack because I think it's the doorbell. What a thrill. :)

@brutalmoose

6 жыл бұрын

i'm at ur door

@haydenward082

6 жыл бұрын

*WOAH* Can I interest you in a Hot-Pocket? I don't know if that counts as a frozen dinner. I would like to see hot pocket and lean pocket reviews.

@Biggamer86

6 жыл бұрын

You must get excited easily.

@haydenward082

6 жыл бұрын

I live a very mundane and boring life.

@557deadpool

6 жыл бұрын

haydenward082 Hot Pockets + pizza rolls + your friends + some video games = the most lit night ever

I gotta say, this is the first video of yours I am seeing and I'm dying of laughter not even 10 minutes in. Great job with the editing, you've earned my sub!

your editing is criminally good

The constant lazy susan is cracking me up more than I feel like it should

“Ultimate beef showdown” *First ingredient is chicken*

@zacri9434

4 жыл бұрын

N

@crypticallee

4 жыл бұрын

C

@yuzupuppy

4 жыл бұрын

E

@smirage22

4 жыл бұрын

There's the internet I know

@EssexAggiegrad2011

4 жыл бұрын

And pork is second

Watching these during my post-breakup days and it's definitely doing the job of making me forget 👍🏻👌🏼

the bongo's tease kept me 200% engaged lol

Ian sure is determined to get the most out of his sound effects pack.

@havoc1972

6 жыл бұрын

RarelyEvil adds the quirkyness to the video

I love how water is higher on the ingredients list for the salisbury steak then the beef. A true mark of quality.

@xFlareLeon

3 жыл бұрын

Must be why Ian noticed a taste difference, the beef flavor was less pronounced.

These meals were cheap, quick and easy to fix. They’re like an MRE for families who didn’t want to spend a lot. ❤️

I find it funny that every video Brutalmoose makes, he looks like an entirely different person.

@SamanthaPortUkulele

6 жыл бұрын

I think he's letting his hair grow out for Televoid. I wonder when we'll get another episode...

@breannathompson9094

6 жыл бұрын

Literally

@OdaSwifteye

6 жыл бұрын

Well as Ian said. He is certainly not a clone and there isn't a different Ian for every hair style. Definitely not a thing.

@jamierosef9014

4 жыл бұрын

I noticed that too.

@ToddThiner

4 жыл бұрын

Hair length really makes you look different

I love how you managed to carve out a niche for your videos. So many KZreadrs are trying to do lets plays or vlogs but, you're creating original and extremely entertaining content. Keep making videos and I'll keep watching.

@brutalmoose

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much!

@pyramidhead6998

6 жыл бұрын

Kingston21 He is cooking....thats not niche.

@Redblaze27

6 жыл бұрын

Well, the thing is the vast majority of food and/or cooking videos typically have minimal to no editing on them, whereas Ian almost comically overedits all his food videos by contrast. I think its an amazing contrast to his "I cant be bothered to be professional" approach on camera.

@timcavey

6 жыл бұрын

Watch some Ashens.

@athena_the_goddesss6238

6 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the growing rich lore on the TelevIan

I am so glad my parents cooked meals for me when I was a kid. 😂

22:40 Marinara sauce lives rent-free in my head... '_'

Four words I need in my life: Brutal Foods Tuna Noodle.

@BuglordSupreme

6 жыл бұрын

M Y F A V O R I T E

@mastermarkus5307

6 жыл бұрын

On one of his streams he said he probably wouldn't do tuna noodle because he doesn't like tuna. The banana mayo salad might have been an awful idea but he liked all the ingredients separately, but he figured he wouldn't be able to give tuna noodle a good try because it would just be "it's bad because it's tuna".

There is like a stupid amount of effort in these videos I love them

@zhoncinema

6 жыл бұрын

Peacock Hands yea like when he was to lazy to pick up the box and just filmed over the side of the table

Been 5 years and I re-watch these videos every year... Man already 5 years and I still cannot get enough haha.

“I’ll do anything for tomato sauce meatloaf... But I won’t do that!”- meatloaf

I don’t even eat meat, I just watch your videos because of how talented you are with editing videos

@sarahroberts418

6 жыл бұрын

Amber Davis SAME

@daxlaxx9440

6 жыл бұрын

Here is your medal 🥇

@MannyJazzcats

5 жыл бұрын

Good stuff I don't eat either.I photosynthesise.

@BluesStreams

5 жыл бұрын

not to judge but i'm not vegan and i don't understand

my grandmother would always cook these for dinner whenever i went over to her house. When she was raising my mother, she barely had enough to keep her family of 6 fed. She never gave them up, as a way to remember where she came from, i guess. But this was extremely nostalgic for me.

6:28 I’ve watched this so many times and god, it gets me everytime

I like to come back to these videos at night. it's my fave tv show now

editing is immaculate my good sir

@yoshipower457

9 ай бұрын

this video has the most obnoxious unfunny editing I’ve seen in a long time

@ObeseBaboon8o5

9 ай бұрын

@@yoshipower457shut up old guy from up Carl Fredrickson that has thousands of balloons on his house that makes him fly and kidnaps a fat Asian kid and that is the old guy from up Carl fredrickson talking dog dead wife

@Tweper

8 ай бұрын

​@@yoshipower457obviously coming from the pepe pfp user

I grew up eating banquets Salisbury steaks and rice. Being poor does something to you cuz I love it to this day.

@Lezsuda

3 жыл бұрын

I feel this. My family still eats this on occasion, just as a comfort food from our extra broke days lol

@boa_firebrand

3 жыл бұрын

that's called stockholm syndrome.

@orbulonaj

3 жыл бұрын

My family just fed it to me everyday when I was younger. No wonder I love it so much... and that I'm fat...

@mishaander7592

3 жыл бұрын

Same, but with instant ramen noodles. I have consistently ate ramen noodles every other day since I was a kid, and I still love them, specifically cup noodle and the packaged chili flavor. Now I’ve tried other types and companies, but it remains my favorite comfort food. (I recommend Mama Ramen and Kimchi Nongshim bowls, those are my new favorites)

@RequiemJr

3 жыл бұрын

I love these too.

I remember those banquet family meals, my dad used to buy those all the time. the Salisbury steak fake grill marks used to be heavy on those a lot more visable. I remember there was "veal" parmesan, fried chicken, meat loaf. the Salsbury steak was very salty but in a way good.

Bro I made a comment a while back about how absolutely excellent the music while you've got the fork in the spaghetti and the BOWL is turning is. And man. I just watched again and it's so good it made me comment about it again! WELL PLAYED. HOPE YOURE WELL IAN. ALL LOVE BRUTAL GANG

I love that you're eating it while it spins. I seems so impractical and it's great.

BrutalMoose > Gordon Ramsay

@Nick-cg5hi

6 жыл бұрын

Aaron Loeffler > chef gusteau

@ccateni28

6 жыл бұрын

Aaron Loeffler NINO!!!!!!!!!!! DONKEY!

@dustinmarshall8510

6 жыл бұрын

Well. At least Brutal can find the lamb sauce

There’s so way this video is 4 years old I literally rewatch it like once a month 😭🤚

I’ll tell you it’s so fun rewatching these videos id say I’ve watched this one at least 10 times there really good videos make more of these videos mister Ian brutalmoose

The editing on these are impeccable, huge fan of yours, love the transformation of your videos as time goes on!

@planescaped

6 жыл бұрын

While I still like PBG, Jontron, Caddy, ect. I don't really watch them as much as I once did. Brutalmoose however feels as fresh and funny as the day I found him. He just has that je ne sais quoi.

@ShanesCornerTho

6 жыл бұрын

planescaped it's because of his editing and his evolution of humor, he keeps things fresh and keeps your attention with the sound effects, the facial morphs and graphics and everything else, you'd think he had a script because everything is so precise and well done, as an actor and filmmaker I really appreciate the extra mile he takes.