If I try to rob grandma and she pulls out a sword I'm running

@ChrispyThings

Жыл бұрын

Lol exactly!

@justinrustan2418

Жыл бұрын

I wish all of us handicap cane walking folks had access to such a good defense as a sword pulling out from our canes!

@jeffalbillar7625

Жыл бұрын

If you try to rob grandma, you're a sorry sack of 💩

@phenixcrow

Жыл бұрын

If you're trying to rob... start with yourself and dive into a chipper.

@ajhproductions2347

Жыл бұрын

Dude, Hans moleman on the Simpsons. You call that a knife? THIS IS A KNIFE!!

“It’s a cane; that’s a sword… in my opinion it should be legal anywhere” nice try John Wick

@MickWop

7 ай бұрын

or ... Cane

@BlueBannedGod

7 ай бұрын

Cane Wick was his dad he used the cane sword

@majorpropane

6 ай бұрын

nah no way my man confused Caine with john

@user-lr3yj2fo8z

6 ай бұрын

OP is an idiot. I don't think he realizes the state of how the world has shaped up or how dangerous it truly is out there with all the "soft-on-crime" DA's & the liberals policies that have released ulntold amounts of criminals from the prisons (instead of just giving them masks for the cv-19 plandemic scare). Citizens must be armed to be safer than they are being allowed. Criminals have more rights than the innocents do.

@tanyamajumdar4568

5 ай бұрын

My mother family have that type of sword, it's pretty sharp😅

Everybody gangsta until Grandma said "my name is Inigo Montoya"

@Billy-bc8pk

5 ай бұрын

"...You killed my father..."

@zachkoptun9637

5 ай бұрын

​@@Billy-bc8pk "...prepare to die!"

@thunderthumbs83

5 ай бұрын

nah, you'll be all good.... unless, you have 6 fingers on one hand that is..😂

@scientificallyaccuratetyra4292

5 ай бұрын

@@Billy-bc8pk “…Prepare to die!”

@Minionq

5 ай бұрын

Underrated comment

Well heres the reasoning behind some of these being illegal, the punch dagger is illegal because its easy to conceal and trying to dissarm it is near impossible because even when the hand is put in the release position it can stay in the hand between the fingers and i guess law enforcement have a tough time with that. The cane sword is illegal bc it looks like an ordinary object but is actually a very large lethal weapon and the argument is that your not allowed to conceal a weapon and if your open carrying, the weapon has to be percieved as one and be vissible from at least 3 sides of your person. Being concealed as a cane is why its a problem in legal terms. Typically most melee weapons that are illegal, are illegal either on technicalities or bc they were demonized in the media. Kind of silly when we can get conceal carry permits for firearms but a kitchen knife can get you in trouble bc it was in your pocket. Also for some places if you are carrying a weapon you cannot say its for self defense, it needs to have a use outside of self defense and be provable, saying its for self defense will be used to imply you have it bc your looking for trouble and a reason to use it as a weapon. I know a lot of this sounds really dumb and like a lot of reaching by law enforcement but thats how it is. I wouldnt be surprised if politicians would use these laws to justify taking away more and more gun rights aswell.

@ChrispyThings

5 ай бұрын

Well said and I agree with most of this reasoning

@nonyabusiness4151

4 ай бұрын

You forgot the number one reason: The government hates competition.

@BeanieKing

4 ай бұрын

​​@@ChrispyThings How can it be a thrusting dagger if it has no hand guard, though?

@kfdaftsaeroblox

3 ай бұрын

​@@BeanieKingIt doesn't slip like a tantō(Japanese fighting dagger).

@aldenhaverfield655

3 ай бұрын

The politicians will try. But, once things really go to Hell, and they will, they will clamor to find somebody, armed in some way, to protect them! History always repeats itself.

"Your Honor, in my client's defense: Cane Swords are fucking cool."

@alexzanderroberts995

Жыл бұрын

"Upheld, get your fashionable ass outta my court"

@stopthisheresy1067

Жыл бұрын

@@alexzanderroberts995 😂

@unbannable7551

Жыл бұрын

Thank you your honor

@koja6241

Жыл бұрын

Ever see a cane gun ? Very sweet

@Liscome

Жыл бұрын

Your honor, in my clients defense, the 2nd Amendment

"Too bad grandma you brought a sword to a gun fight" Grandma: thunder breathing 1st form

@dunnomynameso746

Жыл бұрын

Never rob a grandma. Worst mistake

@Fuze.Kitsune

Жыл бұрын

Nani?!

@tiyaskun

Жыл бұрын

Lol she would still be dead even b4 using the technique

@spikegilfer1997

Жыл бұрын

"BREAK LINE OF SIGHT! BREAK LINE OF SIGHT! BRE-" *Thud*

@lemon-414

Жыл бұрын

Oxygen breathing**

I don't understand why people tend to think that the 2A only pertains to firearms. It states "The right to bare arms." Not just firearms but all arms.

@horizontaltwo0841

7 ай бұрын

For some reason the only only weapon illegal in my state’s law is metal knuckles. Super weird. All other weapon restrictions are federal.

@dragonf1092

7 ай бұрын

And they always leave out article 4 section 2 paragraph 1 and the 14th amendment section 1. Article 4 section 2 paragraph 1 The citizens of each state shall be entitled to all privileges and immunities of citizens in the several states. 14th amendment section 1 No state shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the united states

@mert4787

6 ай бұрын

I agree, everyone should have the right to go sleeveless

@Delta_3VIII

6 ай бұрын

​@@dragonf1092wait wait wait.... Doesent that mean that California and several other states are violating the 14th As section one and are therefore unconstitutional ?! 🤔🤨

@Ph03nix1

6 ай бұрын

@@mert4787just about to say this. If you aren’t rocking a beater at all times, do you even care about the constitution?

The cane sword has a major flaw: The person with a cane needs the cane to get around. Once it's unsheathed it's only usable for self defence, not mobility. How are they gonna fight without the mobility assist from the cane?

@braden_cx9

6 ай бұрын

Dual wield the canes

@memyself898

6 ай бұрын

if you managed to push the 3 ft blade into the attacker, you probably won't need to be very mobile anymore.

@flyingknee8845

6 ай бұрын

@@memyself898yea good luck with that grandpa

@NickMullet

6 ай бұрын

Totally! It’s not designed to be used as a cane! The cane is a way of concealing the sword, that’s it. It’s not a handy double purpose item.

@seanmccullough3863

6 ай бұрын

Adrenaline would become the new mobility assist

“Should be legal everywhere” is the most American thing I’ve heard in awhile

@Dharack

Жыл бұрын

Usual dumb US people... and then they ask why school shooting is a thing 🤦🏻‍♂️

@pianofingers8660

Жыл бұрын

Ikr. The fact that he said that statement is enough to know it really shouldn’t be legal

@itskyansaro

Жыл бұрын

Americans also think carrying a semi-automatic Pistol should be legal anywhere, so the people least qualified to judge if something should be legal are the americans.

@neft5449

Жыл бұрын

​@@pianofingers8660 nah, that comment let's us know we NEED it 😂

@lucre113

Жыл бұрын

@@pianofingers8660 what are you talking about

The first blade got me thinking, “very angry but plug.”

@KittyChaingun

Жыл бұрын

Lmao nooo😭😭🤣

@MADiamond2191

Жыл бұрын

Lightly shidded daggers

@notaidiot1126

Жыл бұрын

Oh god now i just imagine this "Honey why are you bleeding?" "It was a very angry butt plug"

@calebethridge2404

Жыл бұрын

Butt* but I love this comment ❤😂😂😂😂

@theduck4482

Жыл бұрын

​@@MADiamond2191 "those are not lightly, those are just shidded"

Fun fact: in California you can carry a real sword as long as it isnt concealed

@MarianLuca-rz5kk

4 ай бұрын

Do you mean in California you can carry a sword at your hip like the medievals did ?!

@Caaaaaarl

4 ай бұрын

@@MarianLuca-rz5kk on in your back if you feel fancy

@mweigele

4 ай бұрын

@@MarianLuca-rz5kkprobably legal but you are still going to get messed with by law enforcement. there are laws against concealment and what you can use in self defense that might apply though. for instance the push knife, stiletto, and dagger are legal to own and carry in a sheath at your waist but if you were walking down the street with an open lock blade knife in your pocket that would be considered a concealed dagger. brandishing can also come into play. if you have a kitchen knife in your hand and you are angry it can be considered brandishing, etc. there are also specific weapons called out in laws that make them illegal to own at all like weighted canes, brass knuckles, nunchucks, and certain kinds of spring and gravity knives. to expand on your question though (keep in mind i’m not a lawyer) i do believe in CA that a sheathed sword in your belt would legally be considered a dagger and should be fine or at least defendable in court. you better be careful to not draw it in an angry or threatening manner though and i would expect people to flip out. lots of Karen’s here.

@razumikhim

3 ай бұрын

​​​​Oh shut up,"greetings from Europe" as if Europe is a single country and not a continent and saying "not allowed to protect ourselves" is probably the most asinine thing I've heard today. Just because you're not allowed to carry mall ninja weapons on your person at all times doesn't mean you're not allowed to kick the ever living shit out of anyone that tries to attack you or your property you absolute muppet.

“We gotta ban AR15’s because the founders never conceived of it back in 1776!” -proceeds to ban knives, swords, and clubs.

@anondabomb

5 ай бұрын

Kinda shows what they want.

@NCRranger11

4 ай бұрын

​@@anondabombfucking exactly

@liamsanchezgoestovegas

3 ай бұрын

😂

@lordwise1111

3 ай бұрын

It completely drives me crazy when I hear ignorant views like.... "We have to ban AR 15's" because it looks like a military machine gun.....? However the AR 15 is not a fully automatic firing rifle. It is a hunting rifle and only resembles a machine gun. So it kinda looks like a military machine gun. So are these criminal politicians taking our rights away from us, to own certain kinds of Hunting Rifles, because of the looks of that Riffle.. Can anyone show me the data that proves looks kill? Obviously, any politician who creates a law or basis banning weapons do to the fact of how it looks needs to be voted out of office as soon as possible because they clearly do not understand the issues at hand!

Cane swords should be legal cause they're dope as fuck.

@ChrispyThings

Жыл бұрын

Yep that too

@MedievalSolutions

Жыл бұрын

No, they're cringe as fuck.

@atrociousrabbit4378

Жыл бұрын

No blades should be illegal. What fucking sense does it make. Can’t carry a knife to protect my self if it’s too long or double edged but any wacko with no felonies can carry around a fully loaded pistol. Make that make sense

@stormaviknz6034

Жыл бұрын

Amen!

@zapee3766

Жыл бұрын

If you are in America, basically all of these are legal

I am definitely walking with a cane sword in my elderly life.

@thedude8976

Жыл бұрын

I'll stay straped and frosty 🍦

@hmoobyajcasper

Жыл бұрын

cane pistol in our era lol

@Kevin-McLaughlin

Жыл бұрын

@@hmoobyajcasper Cane RPG**

@evenchang7949

Жыл бұрын

I need one rn

@kingdomcome2334

Жыл бұрын

Same

Grandpa got robbed Grandpa: Call an ambulance, but not for me

@ChrispyThings

5 ай бұрын

🤣

"Your honor, the 2A clearly states "shall not be infringed." So any infringement in this court shall be met with the worst lawsuit you've ever seen."

After watching John Wick 4 I'm 100% using a cane sword if I ever need a cane.

@mikeemmons1079

Жыл бұрын

Dont buy that cold steel one in the video. Spend the money. Also, you might consider a proper fighting cane which wont require you to draw it. A blackthorn is also a reasonably inexpensive option.

@randywissler9923

Жыл бұрын

Shit, John's shown us all that all you need is a piiiinncel!! 😂

@Steel-Pinnings

Жыл бұрын

​@Mike Emmons So true, you get what you pay for. I have used a cane since my time in the sandbox, and I use a very practical cane that fits all MY needs. 🍻 cheers

@cheesetheoriginalmres7727

Жыл бұрын

i remember seeing a fairly well made canesword when i was younger, it looked hella expensive and iirc it sold for a couple hundred dollars, so probably somewhat at the very least

@robotic-race

Жыл бұрын

You won't get in trouble until you have to use it, and the self defense case will take precedence.

Imagine if two blind people bumped into each other and they just started dueling.

@aslamsaleemi7785

Жыл бұрын

that sounds like a anime plot

@alexdewilde934

Жыл бұрын

W comment 😂

@jamesmcluvlee

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@TomatoTomato911

Жыл бұрын

you just shout "watch out for the gun" and you see both sides start running.

@lukasprien4338

Жыл бұрын

Damn

I totally agree that the old and disabled should be allowed to protect themselves in any way shape or form

Bro give Dr. House his cane back

Pimps would definitely love the cane sword.

@seanjenkins6947

Жыл бұрын

Axel from animan studios

@AchillesDocks

Жыл бұрын

​@@seanjenkins6947 na the A Pimp Named Slick Back

@dave2.077

Жыл бұрын

nah you never make her draw blood you only striker her to knock her back to reality and make her act the way you want. cant pimp a dead bitch now can ya

@asher2865

Жыл бұрын

Guess I'm a pimp, ma boy

@mutilator97

Жыл бұрын

nah, pimps usually prefer the cane shotgun.

**pimps casually moving to the back of the room during his speech on cane swords**

@vicentegarcia6400

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@trulakersfan

Жыл бұрын

☠️☠️☠️

@legm5298

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Adam-ul8vi

Жыл бұрын

A pimp named slick back would appreciate this cane

@kolorless-cat

Жыл бұрын

I put the new-

You really can’t fathom that a criminal would pretend to be disabled 😂😂

@Craigyboi01

5 ай бұрын

Ikr how dumb can someone be

@agoodnight1050

5 ай бұрын

You can't fathom that a criminal wouldn't care what is illegal, so the only people the law would affect is law abiding citizens

@NickMullet

5 ай бұрын

@@agoodnight1050 why did you say that to me? What did I say that gave you the impression that I think criminals care what is illegal? You won’t reply cos you’ll realise how stupid that is.

@hysterical5408

4 ай бұрын

@@NickMulletYour entire argument in the beginning is that we shouldn't make them legal cause criminals will pretend to be disabled to have access to the weapon. You are wrong, criminals don't care and will use the weapon they want, illegal or not. The only people punished are those who actually follow the law. Therefore it should be legal.

@NickMullet

4 ай бұрын

@@hysterical5408 I never once said it should be illegal did I? I’m saying that his logic in the video is flawed as it’s not designed to be a defence for the disabled. It’s designed to conceal a blade.

A good cane can function like a mace, but cane swords must be legal. Remember, the murderer will just get illegal weapons illegally anyways.

@oneoranota

4 ай бұрын

But what about the people accidentally becoming murderers because they legally obtained dangerous weapons ? Making a weapon illegal usually reduces the amount of casualties. Or at least, it vastly reduces the amount of accidents.

@henrykkeszenowicz4664

4 ай бұрын

@@oneoranota Total prohibition of individuality and installation of brain chips will fix crime for good. Should we really go in that direction?

It’s not just the disabled who would carry a cane. There’s those pimp daddies enjoying their thug life too.

@ronthealmightyratking8206

Жыл бұрын

Or maybe even those who're both... -Ron, The Almighty Rat King

@mick.tecorrptfiustbot1785

Жыл бұрын

I doubt a guy named Axel would ever use it on 3 black men following him to a hotel

@mustangcody

Жыл бұрын

I'd start carrying a cane too if it came with a sword. No one said you had to use it correctly.

@stalingoburrrrr9302

Жыл бұрын

Legalize prostitution and cut out the pimp middle man then legalize cane swords

@TimKstnr

Жыл бұрын

Like for example Daddy Malfoy 🤔

"disabled should be able to protect themselves in any way" *Hector enters with wheelchair bomb*

@stu5762

Жыл бұрын

Kamakazi 😂

@sablesalt

Жыл бұрын

Remember when he said "👨🏻‍🦲👇🏻🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎💥"

@coolboi1232

Жыл бұрын

​@@sablesaltNO!! 💥 💀

@taylorcosley3804

Жыл бұрын

@@sablesalt "AUHHHH!"

@thesavagekitty1593

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahhahahahaha Boom *laughs in afterlife*

Don't forget all the pimps that also carry a Cane😅

They can't really tell if it's a sword until you pull it out

As a disabled man who walks with a cane I strongly agree with you

@ChrispyThings

8 ай бұрын

It seems everyone who needs to walk with a cane agrees with me. Everyone opposed are people who walk just fine

@SquadPoop

8 ай бұрын

Okay but if you require a cane to walk and I try and rob you, how exactly are you going to fight back? You unsheathe the sword…okay now you can’t walk, I can push you over. And if you’re using the cane to walk, the time it takes you to unsheathe it is enough time for me to just grab your hand be like “the fuck you doing give me your money.” The cane sword defeats its own purpose by being a cane sword. The only people who would get use from it are people who don’t need it to walk and would use it as an aesthetic.

@dennisjones2414

8 ай бұрын

@@SquadPoop I disagree strongly I mean it has its negatives but it definitely has its positives it's better having it than not having it I believe I live in New York so 2 * I have already had to fight off people trying to mug me because I walk with a cane I used to live in Flatbush Brooklyn and the Subways are a b**** I will say I won both of those encounters thanks to my cane I use a rattan cane so it doesn't break easily

@miguellabordaburnett3617

8 ай бұрын

I agree. I guess the reason may have to do with children playing with it like a regular cane.

@Paladinbr

8 ай бұрын

​@@miguellabordaburnett3617no, it is a concealed weapon. Laws are weird, like in NC a concealed carry permit only covers firearms, but not daggers, dirks, cane swords, or slung shot (weight on a line).

"It looks like a cane, but inside... its a felony"

@janebeneezercabrera5364

7 ай бұрын

My grandfather used to have a cane sword He would carry it in a mall and show it ton the security guards😂

@halstonspohn3690

7 ай бұрын

Everything on the table is legal in texas

@KrowKnow

7 ай бұрын

​@@halstonspohn3690 Yes Sir

@GAb1I3L

7 ай бұрын

That thing is to dangerous if you attacker has a knive in short distance or a handgun so you can't go wrong calling o waitting for the police ( the same one says it is a felony and make hard your life) orrrr better carry a responsable caliber handgun after all is your life and nobody more carry itmore than you or your love ones.

@dragonf1092

7 ай бұрын

Nope Article 4 section 2 paragraph 1 Second amendment 14th amendment section 1

Everybody should carry a paint ball gun but the paint balls would be loaded with laughing gas !! 😂😂😂

He's absolutely right all those should be legal , for self defense.

Grandpa: "I don't need some mall ninja crap to defend myself, I just need my friends Smith and Wesson."

@1nfamyX

Жыл бұрын

It wont work anyway. Anyone who thinks a disabled person legitimately needing a cane to walk will be able to effectively use a sword is delusional.

@SoSarchastic

Жыл бұрын

God made man. Colt made them equal

@brorow6821

Жыл бұрын

What good is a Smith & Wesson or a colt if somebody is quick enough to cut your arm off with a sword don't underestimate it.

@Frille512

Жыл бұрын

@@brorow6821 a bullet is quicker

@erikjohnson1412

Жыл бұрын

@@brorow6821shhhh. You sweet summer child. It’s ok. We all went through a bud K magazine at one point. Yea we carry guns. And knives, just proper ones. And we understand that if you get into a knife fight, both will likely die just one live long enough to call the cops. I’m more concerned that you think that you can hack off limbs or that you can conceal carry a sword, deploy it, use it. It’s not gonna happen. This is not reality of how violence works.

First blade is unironically the most dangerous one

@Unkown242

Жыл бұрын

Stab right in the middle of the chest will send one to the shadow realm

@Inquisitor_Vex

Жыл бұрын

Ok, you can have that one, I’ll take the cane sword, thanks.

@Citers

Жыл бұрын

​@@Unkown242 Middle of the chest you're going to hit the sternum which is very dense.

@Vuuroxx

Жыл бұрын

I have one and surprisingly it works very well as a throwing knife too

Right to bear arms includes swords or anything that could be used as a weapon

It says a lot about our overlords that these traditional weapons get banned.

My dad used to make cane swords and sell them years ago. Armed half the old folk in the locality. This was in the UK.

@ChrispyThings

Жыл бұрын

Awesome. I know the UK has very strict knife laws. Is a cane sword legal there?

@davebritton7648

Жыл бұрын

@@ChrispyThings No, and I don't think it was then either.

@GjVj

Жыл бұрын

@@ChrispyThings Pretty sure they're illegal, unless classified as antiques Meaning, iirc, made before a certain date (think it's around 1900, but don't quote me on that). Still not legal to carry, though. Someone else wants to google it and set me straight, plz do. :)

@tastyterpenes4140

Жыл бұрын

@@davebritton7648 that’s awesome lol I mean to be fair what cop is gonna stop an old person with a cane if they’re not doing anything suspicious and assume it’s a cane sword lmao

@user-kv5lq9xm8c

Жыл бұрын

@@davebritton7648 respect to your father for arming those who cannot defend themselves. Especially if the law forbid it. Laws and morals do not always coincide

“Please give me all of your valuables” “I think not good sir” *starts dueling*

@Soul_Alpha

Жыл бұрын

Runneth thine pockets you scallywag

@GoldenRedder

Жыл бұрын

Just as the founding fathers intended.

@TheGuyWithTheSniper

Жыл бұрын

"En garde, you fucking casual"

@Soul_Alpha

Жыл бұрын

@@TheGuyWithTheSniper runneth thine pockets!

@stuffincorporated.

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheGuyWithTheSniper"I think not, you scalleywag"

In my teenage hipster phase, I would walk around with a cane, and cops would constantly give me a hard time, because they expected it to be a sword-cane.

Bro has the Shadow Daggers 💀💀💀

Looks like I'll take the cain sword for a walk in London

@samuelboyd972

Жыл бұрын

Cane

@thl205

Жыл бұрын

Statistically, you’re more likely to need it in America than anywhere in London. 🇺🇸 has more gun *and* knife crime 😂

@cloaker1619

Жыл бұрын

Calm down assassins creed syndicate.

@abdoweisa119

Жыл бұрын

Goodluck going against machetes your cane sword will end up in two pieces.

@golden3071

Жыл бұрын

​@@cloaker1619 FINALLY someone who remembers

My issue with the cane sword has always been that if you truly *need* the cane then you cant use the sword, it either takes away the thing you use to balance or the thing you use to "see"

@ChrispyThings

6 ай бұрын

People that need canes can still stand and walk. A cane is used for stability. If a person can’t walk, they’d be in a wheel chair

@mongaeletwaba176

5 ай бұрын

​@@ChrispyThingsI think he is saying that as soon as the cane is used as a sword, the person loses stability, which logically makes self defense harder since your losing balance

Highland Derks are commonly worn with kilts and you see them at weddings too.

Bro living on his own terms 💀

@monarh3907

Жыл бұрын

@Stugna Bulah You gotta do what you gotta do if you don't want to end up being alone.

@Clorox2.0

Жыл бұрын

Bro fixing to be arrested to. 💀

@honeyFoxx420

Жыл бұрын

These days are freaking crazy it's only getting worse anything is better than nothing

@AscendedZenith

Жыл бұрын

I would too

@Sr_ECO

Жыл бұрын

World's scary :(

I work with old people and let me tell you, there's a whole bunch of them I would never dare get near me with a blade that long.

@Picmanreborn

Жыл бұрын

Exactly😂 bro forgetting that they turn into mental patients and will hit their families just because they forgot who they were. Imagine giving them a sword

Illegal- “Lead wrapped in leather, usually carried by police” My face 😑

British alleyway starter pack

If cane swords were legal I'd be walking around looking like a 1920's oil tycoon

@Boru06

Жыл бұрын

No, you'd be walking round looking like a fool.

@kaputasri

Жыл бұрын

With Monocle on my eye and a cigar in nah mouth 😂

@SonOfSparda03

Жыл бұрын

@@kaputasri 3 piece suit and a tophat

@christopherscooper58

7 ай бұрын

Legal here in this part of free America.

Everybody gangsta till grandma pulls out the cane sword

@survivalandprepping5019

Жыл бұрын

Robber: gimme your wall- Grandma: pulls of sword gimme yours👵

You are 100% right about the cane sword. Armed minorities are harder to oppress

Fun story. My mom had a push dagger on her keys when we flew into Canada from the US. (Forgot to take it off). It somehow made it through US customs into Canada. Coming back to the US, Canada Border Control caught it and called the police on us. Everything worked out, and no harm done they just confiscated it. We immediately bought a new one once we were back in the States. 😂

Story time!! Me and my cousin were about 9 years old playing hide and seek in my grandparents house. While in the closet, hiding from my brother, we found a cane and naturally started fucking around with it. Out of nowhere, the grip comes loose, and an entire sword comes into view of our innocent eyes. We spent the next year in near silence on the subject, believing our granddad to be a professional assassin who's primary weapon was his age

@ChrispyThings

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@Learn.The.Hardway

Жыл бұрын

And you may have been correct...

@avioracrown6967

Жыл бұрын

May your dad and his generation stays true to the creed

@robertthomas6127

Жыл бұрын

So he was a retired assassin ..so what? 😉

@adityadatta4423

Жыл бұрын

​@@robertthomas6127 nothing is true Everything is permitted

"pulls out sword" "falls to floor due to having no more support"

@Mechagodzilla128

Жыл бұрын

Easy solution. *Two* cane swords.

@seafoam6119

Жыл бұрын

@@Mechagodzilla128 FMA Wrath moment.

The forbidden butt plug low key dope af

Grandpa holding his cane to his chest: “call an ambulance” **Takes off the sheath to reveal a sword** “But not for me”

“Disabled people need sword canes to defend themselves” Clearly you’ve never heard of my two friends Smith & Wesson

@V2011F

Жыл бұрын

Old Man: Go ahead make my day!

@Txaster

Жыл бұрын

@@V2011F en guarde you bloody casual

@V2011F

Жыл бұрын

@@Txaster I have only one question for you: Do you feel lucky, well do you Punk!

@Txaster

Жыл бұрын

@@V2011F hand over all of your dabloons immediately!

@FreeNDeed777

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 Those dudes are freakin STUDS!

The nursing homes boutta get wild

@mikesmith8313

Жыл бұрын

The cane taser is easier though.

Just because it's made for self defence doesn't mean it's going to be used for self defence.

@LuizOMenudo

6 ай бұрын

Thank you! The first rational in these comments

@razordrive3238

6 ай бұрын

That punch dagger especially is small, concealable, and built in a way that is very effective for delivering a single blow without making it clear what happened to outsiders, while having a blade that's so short that there's no way you're actually going to avoid getting injured yourself in a fight if you use it. Its all murder, no defense

@HornsoftheStagg

6 ай бұрын

Not to mention that if a disabled person has a sword inside of a cane, there's a high probability that the person attacking them will take it and actually use it on them.

@georgeharvey6382

6 ай бұрын

you guys must be lost, tik tok is that way 👉

@valiantviktor

6 ай бұрын

And that means we should take away the ability to defend ourselves with these items because...?

Old people are dangerous enough behind the wheel and now you wanna give them a sword

Don’t forget, brass knuckles, and the collapsible baton.

@conanq10

Жыл бұрын

And the spring powered knife...illegal almost everywhere.

@NotH4llow

Жыл бұрын

gravity knives NEED to be legalized.

@mikesmith8313

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget shuriken( ninja throwing stars), and collapsible Bo-staff used by Darth Maul.🎉😂

@Spubbily01

Жыл бұрын

​@@mikesmith8313 Ninja stars are legal where I live, I have one.

@godofzah

Жыл бұрын

Also knife guns

*Pulls out a nuke* "Now I believe this should be legal to carry with you"

@D33Lux

Жыл бұрын

Phone sized, low yield, micro-nuke. 1 kt should work fine for most defence situations.

@patrioticpainis128

Жыл бұрын

@@D33Lux If it werent for the fact you would be getting cancer by carrying a few grams of enriched uranium in ur pocket, it would be cool.

@Knight-73

Жыл бұрын

“Ok i agree” “Wait what are you- NO NO N-“ [RED ALERT, NUKE WAS SET OFF, RUN IMMEDIA-] S T A T I C

@bloody4558

Жыл бұрын

We really need to copy Gundam and make that Neutron Jammer thing in real life. Imagine having that in a Nuclear war, see China unload their tactical nukes everywhere only for them to only release a small fart sized explosion because the radioactive emissions were blocked by a special wave that stabilizes the core of radioactive atoms. Seriously the World's powers would literally shit themselves and stop fighting at once. No one is gangster anymore when the strongest weapon ever gets nullified.

@Franekblack2601

Жыл бұрын

Literally XD but really, you could kill wilth your bare hands so legal and illegal is kind of weird

Legal doesn’t matter when the legal System is corrupt. Do what you think you should just because it’s law doesn’t mean moral.

my grandfather on my dad's side had a cane sword and that was the coolest thing ever tbh!

Truly "call an ambulance but not for me" moment

@irgendeinname9256

Жыл бұрын

How does a nazi get that many likes?

When I was in my late teens I got pulled over in my beat-up old Toyota… A veteran cop and a new trainee. During the course of the stop the younger guy found a push dagger in my center console - “Do you know what these are for?!? This is designed to do one thing: KILL. This is illegal for a good reason” The vet steps in - “Why do you have a knife like this?” I told him I was a pizza delivery guy, and often delivered late nights in the worst projects in the city. He took the knife from the trainee, tossed it on my passenger seat and said “He’s gonna need that”! I’ll never forget the look on the young cops face, priceless.

@domvasta

Жыл бұрын

They're designed to do one thing: kill" yeah, that's kind of the whole point, the same reason you guys carry guns, kill the person attacking you before they can kill you.

@wetnoodles7866

Жыл бұрын

@@domvasta idk man i use knives to cut steak too

@hairymansucker2532

Жыл бұрын

​@@wetnoodles7866 Eat your steak whole like a man

@atlastheholycrusader2623

Жыл бұрын

Designed to kill. Me looking at my tool shed with trench guns, gatling guns, cannons, mines, and A-10 warthog in the garage: "Yup nonlethal everyday tools."

@haifutter4166

Жыл бұрын

I think it is reasonable to ban these knives, but it's laughable to ban these in an invironment with so embarrassing weak gun laws like most US-States.

Bro the pimp pulls out a cane sword

Literally any one piece fan when they see the cane sword: “IS THAT A ONE PIECE REFERENCE?”

The next logical step is a 12 gauge disguised as a cane

@ChrispyThings

Жыл бұрын

I’d buy it…

@TheLoraxshadenough

Жыл бұрын

"Shut up and take my money."

@pyro104ever

Жыл бұрын

Cane guns are very much real. Including what you just described.

@jackburton5483

Жыл бұрын

Or a mini gun disguised as a prosthetic leg

@eugenewilson7555

Жыл бұрын

@Stan Smith a friend has a .22 cane

"Nah I'm going assassins creed mode on these whippersnappers" - grandpa

@mr.chaosvicious5968

8 ай бұрын

Grandpa: (Pulls out the Cane Sword and puts on his "old guy" hat.) "Aight, I'm about to just go Kisuke Urahara on all these little dumbasses..."

The Cain sword can be hidden nicely so I can see how it can be banned.

They don’t want people to defend themselves, they want victims.

I was at a wedding, and the older woman two seats ahead got compliments on something and she basically said *“You think that’s cool, **_check this!”_* 🗡️ Didn’t salvage the day, but a good moment I treasure.

@eason7813

Жыл бұрын

If I was the groom, I would ask to borrow the cane sword to cut the wedding cake.

@Nogl_

Жыл бұрын

She's the coolest person ever

I believe they should all be Legal because Criminals don't follow the Law and will Carry any of these because they don't care

@isthisloss2617

Жыл бұрын

This!!! Criminals will always find a way just like guns

@brainiac006

Жыл бұрын

Laws are not made to prevent criminals from using arms, theyre used to disarm law abiding citizens so then they go beg the gov for protection🤮

@ramzy756

Жыл бұрын

Yeah murder should be legal too bc criminals still commit murder lmao what planet are you living on

@LA-yv2ho

Жыл бұрын

@@ramzy756 that’s entirely different though some people own firearms for personal use and some to harm people you’re talking about killing somebody there is a difference between somebody wanting to own something and killing someone one is an action one is a necessity

@Kuricapitalist

Жыл бұрын

@@ramzy756 Room temperature IQ take lol.

No weapons should be illegal, period.

Everybody gangsta unitl grandpa says: "yohohohoho!"

Imagine someone tries to rob an elderly person with that cane and they say you done messed up and pull out the sword and then just fall over cause they have nothing to support their self on

@faceless-x-abberation8400

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@yxngkxng1594

Жыл бұрын

They have the sheath bruh 💀😂😂 that be funny tho

@greedier-7661

Жыл бұрын

Imagine if some one pretensje to have problem with his leg and use this sword to kill some one/rob some one.

@jhonnystar8897

Жыл бұрын

And on top of that the robber calls the cop on them for carrying an ilegal weapon.

@dannyh773

Жыл бұрын

😂

Cane sword, Urahara Kisuke has entered the chat.

@kevinfagan5053

Жыл бұрын

Soul king brook ☠️

@player__0ne

Жыл бұрын

You shouldn't worry about sword 💀

@nolanphan7694

Жыл бұрын

Yohohohohoho

@AlterisDivine

Жыл бұрын

IKRRR

@an50nrf

Жыл бұрын

V from DMC5

If your old enough to have to use a cane then your old enough to sword fight 😂

Officer you don’t understand, I was cosplaying a musical skeleton, of course the cane sword was necessay

Brook seeing the cane for the first time: YOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH

@pixelplaysyt2120

8 ай бұрын

Damn i was thinking about cmntng yohohoho😂

@roninarcwave

8 ай бұрын

Yohohohohohoho!!!!!!!💀

@TropicPigeon

8 ай бұрын

I was gonna like the message but it’s at 69 likes and brook would want me to keep it that way 😂

@Mr.ditkovich06

8 ай бұрын

Brook

@BrookD.Artist

8 ай бұрын

Lol He lowkey made me wanna get one

imagine bumping into a grandma and she becomes a final boss

@ajhproductions2347

Жыл бұрын

Que Yoshi’s Island boss music

@gagida1829

Жыл бұрын

If I'm old... It means I survived...

@briankim7442

Жыл бұрын

Thief: why do I hear boss music? Lol

@Atyomamihouse22

Жыл бұрын

Dark souls all over again 🤦🏾‍♂️

@memlordnord567

Жыл бұрын

She leaps up into the air with the last thought you've ever had being that she's using waterfowl dance on you

"And this is the cane sword" Me:YOHOHOHOHOHO

never mess with blind people, you never know who has trained in swordsmanship

@crimzenwoffinden9973

Жыл бұрын

I saw that movie

@100purenacl3

Жыл бұрын

I know of Kenshi

@Concavelens

Жыл бұрын

Just watch John wick 4

@ItsMeYourRealDad

Жыл бұрын

Have you ever watched Robin hood men in tights. The blind swordsman in that would f you up

@qualityflips8678

Жыл бұрын

Blind Fury

Ran into somebody with a Cane Sword once. I saw it was nicely decorated but the top of it seemed...off for what a cane usually has. The gentleman who had this cane showed me exactly why it was off. Both of us ended up sharing our love of blades for about 30 minutes before we had to do our own things. My only regret was not asking him where he acquired such a item. Nice fellow, I just hope he never has to put that blade to use.

@ShadowlessX1

Жыл бұрын

was this gentlemen wearing a red hat?

@horny_emoji

Жыл бұрын

​@@ShadowlessX1don't talk about the red hat

@lucashartobey7723

Жыл бұрын

@@horny_emoji I feel like I should understand but I don’t and I hate it

@JoeOfficiaI

Жыл бұрын

dont forget the purple suit with the red tie

@AjumSheiCaydaresh13579

Жыл бұрын

​@@horny_emoji Aight I'm dumb. What is this a reference to?

A cane just by itself is a very good defensive weapon.

@desdae69

Жыл бұрын

very true

@FlamaAce

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, but a cane sword is better

@NakedUndone

Жыл бұрын

@@FlamaAce Way cooler, that's for sure...

@yoeyyoey8937

Жыл бұрын

Came fighting used to be a thing

@JoJoFlare

Жыл бұрын

yes but with a sword theres no getting it pulled from your grasp

My grandpa has 4 cane swords

Everything is banned in India you have to take permission from police for that so guys do not import any of it

As somebody that walks with a cane I wish cane swords were legal too.

@ifyouleavenow5960

Жыл бұрын

It is in texas:))

@nunyabeezwax6758

Жыл бұрын

Because Texass, despite being ass, is also remarkably based.

@user-mw6kr1kn3w

Жыл бұрын

@@ifyouleavenow5960 it's awesome that cane swords are legal in texas But I personally live in russia,and i hate russian laws that forbid all the cool stuff in this video

@guitarsandcars2586

Жыл бұрын

​@@nunyabeezwax6758 How is Texas a bad place? Honestly they are the only ones keeping a lot of the illegals from Mexico from entering more into the us. I heard there has been wars down there at the border, Texans having to gun dow illegals in their yard. Honestly any state that is run by Republicans are the better states since those states don't violate our constitutional rights.

@rab46290

Жыл бұрын

​@@ifyouleavenow5960 legal in indiana as well

They do have a fun alternative to the cane sword, the stun cane. It's a stungun thats also a cane. You can just keep pokin them for hours

@FatChanceTheCouchDog

Жыл бұрын

And hours.... And hours. That cane length translates to additional cells that could charge up to five smartphones simultaneously twice a day for up to a week. Or make an asshat piss and soil themselves while involuntarily striking unflattering poses on the floor.

@GearGuardianGaming

Жыл бұрын

Where i come from we call that a cattle prod lol

@FerociousMit

Жыл бұрын

Bladed canes aren't always banned though, just like pocket knives, some areas go by blade length. So instead of a sword, say it was a 6in knife, then it may be legal to use in certain parts of America from what I know, my dad actually has one. The stun ones are cool, but the ones I found usually don't put out that much of a charge, making it less effective as a weapon as it doesn't stun like it should. You have to look into buying one that is super effective, which is most likely expensive, when you can just go get a knife hidden in a cane for $100 or less.

@erlbbi

Жыл бұрын

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@erlbbi

Жыл бұрын

p

That funny skeleton about to have a field day

I’m 100% behind you on the Cane Sword. I am a semi disabled pensioner and would love to own one as a self defence tool.

@Jumper1155

6 ай бұрын

How mobile are you once your cane is useless? Great way to hand your attacker a deadly weapon.

@jimmcdougall9973

6 ай бұрын

@@Jumper1155 perhaps I should carry a flower pot? As with any attack, having a weapon just increases your chances. In a country where such attacks end with the slaughter of the victim, the cane would give me a chance, no matter how slim.

@Jumper1155

6 ай бұрын

@@jimmcdougall9973 you might as well carry a regular knife that you can use with your free hand. You'd still have a usable cane and a blade in the other. There are tons of knives you can easily deploy with one hand. Anyways, most people trained in the use of blades don't recommend people that aren't to carry them. It doesn't help you if it only gives you a false sense of security in a deathly dangerous situation. There's a reason for the saying "In a knife fight the loser dies on the street and the winner dies in the ambulance." I don't wanna sound mean, but if someone really wants to hurt you and you already can't move well a blade that you aren't used to handling is not gonna help you at all. Self defense is already tough for people that are physically fit and trained. If you really want to improve your chances I'd recommend getting a mace spray, preferably the foam kind over the spray kind. It has some range and might buy you some time. You can always carry a knife if you really wanna be sure, but if you aren't ready and trained to kill someone in a really damn personal way that thing will do you no good.

average American: "everything should be legal"

@ChrispyThings

Жыл бұрын

Typical bootlicker: “everything should be illegal.”

@vk2ig

Жыл бұрын

​@@ChrispyThings Why do you think the rest of the world has the same problems as the USA? Or are you being just downright insulting?

@aidenbloomquist3287

11 ай бұрын

​@ChrispyThings your part of the problem. You're wastful attitude and disregard toward a better system in place is exactly why your country sucks. You will probably defend the right to bare arms for self defense purposes when the reason it was put in place was so you could over throw your corrupt government if it ever got to that point but news flash America's to far gone to take its self back so guns are strictly for self defense purposes now. Every mothefucker walking has a gun because their too pussy not to. I personally love guns I do not think general public should have access to most guns outside of hunting weaponry. The manufacturing for weapons for general pop is wasteful firing ranges for general pop is wasteful. Oh but yo can't get rid of America's favorite pass time what if I have to use my weapon for self defense. Meanwhile I'll see people looking for any excuse to pull a weapon out on somebody "threatening them" lol you wouldn't be afraid to go outside without your gun if nobody had them.

@wambamthankumam

10 ай бұрын

They're all legal to carry where I live.

The push dagger was actually an ancient assassins weapon. Like the original "hidden blade" it was not designed for self defense 😂

@Minecraftrok999

Жыл бұрын

Yup. Those kind of weird mental gymnastics is surprising, yet we see them again and again and again. It's an offensive weapon. A self defence tool is supposed to ONLY work well in defense and not be suitable for any offensive action.

@Jedi_Vigilante

Жыл бұрын

@@Minecraftrok999 While I agree that the push dagger is clearly an offensive weapon designed to subtly kill somebody quickly, I don't agree on your definition of a self-defense tool. ANY tool can be used offensively or defensively. Pepper spray and mace are primarily thought of as self-defense tools, but both can be used EXTREMELY effectively to incapacitate a victim offensively as well. In fact, if you intend to kidnap somebody or simply incapacitate them long enough to forcibly move them to a different location for some other crime, they are some of the best tools out there. That being said, my main distinction between a "self-defense" tool or one designed for offense is the intent of the weapon. If it is a tool meant to cause pain without lasting damage, cause non-life threatening injury, or render unconscious, it is more self-defense. If it is designed to kill or cause life threatening injuries, it is an offensive weapon. Pretty much anything with a blade or bullet is an offensive weapon. A lot of things that fall under the category of "self-defense" by my definition can be extremely effective in offense (like a flash-bang grenade), but that is true of nearly any weapon. A traditional shield, the very definition of defense, can be one of the most deadly offensive weapons when used correctly...

@Sonicmixer85

Жыл бұрын

​​@@Minecraftrok999 I think I understand what you're trying to say, but I honestly can't think of any practical distinction of what you're describing. All weapons are explicitly designed to inflict harm on something else. This is an inherently offensive trait. Other features like concealability or quick access don't make it less of an offensive weapon and would in fact make it more useful to other purely offensive applications like assassination. Even features like non-lethality in things like stun guns are used in offensive applications. I think we might be confusing something like "how a person implements the use of something" vs "the nature or design of something".

@MrAkaidu

Жыл бұрын

​@@Sonicmixer85 This is the kinda mental gymnastics they were talking about. Knives inherently suck as defensive weapons because they lack reach. Their only defensive property is the fact they're weapons and generate an inherent threat by simply *knowing* one is in play. If you use a hidden knife then all you've done is remove the defensive nature from it.

@Sonicmixer85

Жыл бұрын

@@MrAkaidu I guess I didn't really make my point explicit. If all weapons are offensive by their nature, then I would propose that it's not this nature that makes them defensive. It's kinda like saying if everyone is special no one is special. It then stands to reason that it's how a weapon is used that makes it a self defense weapon. So technically any weapon can be used for self defense. The entire point the op made that a punching dagger isn't a self defense weapon is based on a misnomer. I guess you can call this mental gymnastics, but it seems like a one point observation to me. It's hardly even a syllogism. As for it's features, personally I'd say a punching dagger is better for self defense than, let's say, a rocket launcher, in something like a mugging just because it's concealable and wouldn't kill me as well in close range. It's all about how it's used and in what circumstance.

Everyone gangsta until John wicks grandma pulls out the cane sword

Brook watching this:yohohohoho💀

No melee weapon should be banned. Honestly if you kill a criminal with a sword, dagger, etc... you deserve praise cause those mofos are almost always carrying a firearm

@AngryCoward

11 ай бұрын

Great. So you've never come up with the idea of banning guns.

@edjr8892

10 ай бұрын

@@AngryCoward firearms shouldn't be banned either. It makes 0 sense to ban melee weapons and firearms. Weapon bans are what tyrants implement

@AngryCoward

10 ай бұрын

@@edjr8892 What do you think would happen if the government bannes firearms? Did that really happen to UK or Japan? Gun restriction made people unhappier? Ridiculous. That makes 0.000 sense.

@edjr8892

10 ай бұрын

@@AngryCoward the answer is simple, banning firearms will only allow for more violence. Criminals don't care for the law as it is, so who is actually affected by bans? Law abiding citizens. Therefore, crime rises. Criminals will be emboldened. So yes, gun control makes 0 sense unless you are a tyrant

@AngryCoward

10 ай бұрын

@@edjr8892 oh you ignored my second question on purpose. I ask you again, did that really happen to UK or Japan? Certainly not. Murder rate is significantly lower in Japan than in US. Because even criminals can hardly reach any firearms. Doesn't that still make sense to you, huh?

I do walk with a cane after 16 years of service in the Marines and being a combat wounded veteran, I do conceal carry a 10mm S&W M&P but since I can't have it on me everywhere I think the cane sword/ Sabre is a great alternative.

@ChrispyThings

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service

@MrUNCLESAM84

Жыл бұрын

@@ChrispyThings thank you for your support

@methheadfreestyle482

Жыл бұрын

Weird question: no disrespect at all but why a 10mm? I've heard they're worse compared to 9mm?

@clowwwwwwwn

Жыл бұрын

@@ChrispyThings do you both actually think someone using a cane is gonna be able to fight with a sword?? I'm disabled myself and I can't imagine it being useful at all. If I can't walk to the point I'm using a cane, I don't think id be able to swing a sword?

@scubasteve145

Жыл бұрын

Thank u for your service

I was once told stilettos were carried by gangsters because the slender shape fits between ribs easily.

my granpa has a cane sword, he goes to the bank with it (he has been a fencer his whole life, nobody is robbing him any soon)

@ChrispyThings

4 ай бұрын

They’ll get a nice surprise if they did

Bro stole Brook's cane 💀💀💀

@Orb121

11 ай бұрын

😂

@connorthornberg

11 ай бұрын

I've already cut you. YOHOHOHO!

@travisporter357

10 ай бұрын

Lol