"Banned from Olive Garden" -- EP-133 K.O. II and Roland S-1
Комедия
This track is now on Spotify:
open.spotify.com/album/1j55Vq...
If you'd like to download this S-1 patch (for free), learn more about the samples used in this track, or read a longer version of this short story, you can do so here:
/ banned-from-olive-garden
You can also find me on Instagram:
clarkejaxton?ig...
Gear Used (affiliate links):
EP-133 KO:
www.awin1.com/cread.php?awinm...
Roland S-1:
www.awin1.com/cread.php?awinm...
Пікірлер: 296
Compliments to the chef!
"In Europe we don't have this custom" had me dying hahahah
@nickderise6826
3 ай бұрын
Especially imagining it in a Kermit voice
This was waaaay more entertaining than I expected.
I don't know how true this story is, but it's true in my heart
@eighteenfiftynine
3 ай бұрын
Accurate representation of the zeitgeist right there!
@Lily-cx1vo
3 ай бұрын
I’d bet it was true. I could totally see my dad doing something like this. 😂
@VOIDSTRANGER2099
3 ай бұрын
Damn dude !! 😂
“Some people just can’t take compliments” BARS!! On a side note. This is the best video the algorithm had picked for me in a really long time.
That is the best calculator playing I've ever seen. Dope
Seriously, this content and format (and brevity) are so perfect. I look forward to the algo making you viral.
@ShelbyWatson
3 ай бұрын
Same. Got me to subscribe
@MyUncleWorksForNintendo
3 ай бұрын
It's really something unqiue. The music reminds me of the game Shadowrun and the video made me feel like I was playing rhat game reading some lengthy but interesting NPC dialog lol
You haven't lived until you've been thrown out of an Olive Garden. My brother and I used to get Olive Garden gift cards routinely from this one family member on Christmas so after a couple years of sitting on these things we agreed to go but only if we used every bit of them ordering drinks, unlimited salad/soup/breadsticks, and more drinks. It got so sloppy they refused to seat families around us and eventually we were asked to pay our bill and leave. I don't remember being all that disrespectful but we definitely were having a good time. I do remember making a ton of olive garden advertising jokes, like proudly stating "when you're here you're family" and then downing another whiskey proceeded by dry heaving. We tipped well and stumbled out of the restaurant. Server was laughing with us the whole time because we told him exactly why we were there so he went along with it until his manager had had enough. Miss my brother.
Respect to all the Dads with character. Boom 💥
this is the best fucking thing i've seen on youtube in a very very long time. *chef's kiss*
@-NathanB-
3 ай бұрын
I have your 500 robots book, and it’s a great place to look for inspiration for my own art. Glad to see you’re still doing your thing!
@galvosaur
3 ай бұрын
@@-NathanB- oh sweet deal bud thank you for sharing the love
A very artistic and cute way of telling me your Dad never tipped, after church.
@Obama_OReilly
3 ай бұрын
He probably did though, right?
@JinxedSoul
3 ай бұрын
@@Obama_OReilly ... right?
@MagnusFeirenbacher
3 ай бұрын
@@JinxedSoul ... RIGHT???
@luc8254
3 ай бұрын
Tipping culture has to die, just pay your workers a fair amount.
@lightfox11
3 ай бұрын
This didn't happen
We should all aspire to be someone like your dad. Love it.
I got kicked out of the Olive Garden for drinking too much wine and throwing up all over the table after I ate 7 baskets of breadsticks.
@KrataRecords
3 ай бұрын
Don’t understand why the kicked you out then
@ShelbyWatson
3 ай бұрын
You're my hero
@Shaggy8419
3 ай бұрын
As an employee of an olive garden, we strongly dislike customers like you. We servers only get about $8 an hour after taxes, and cleaning up after your childish behavior is not part of the job description.
@soarproject8724
3 ай бұрын
Okay? Good for you?
@nw42
3 ай бұрын
I’m proud of you.
These videos bring me joy.
Your dad sounds like a Great guy.. it's nice to hear about families who are close, and fathers who care enough about their family to take them out for a meal.. thanks for cheering up my day
@jasonmp85
3 ай бұрын
And ones who violate food and safety codes to enter a kitchen against the advice of management, and ones who think they know best and won’t stop being weird even when it hurts their family. Yeah no, great guy.
@jasonmp85
3 ай бұрын
(It’s a very funny story, but it doesn’t mean he’s great)
@foxyfoxington2651
3 ай бұрын
@@jasonmp85Every American has the right to enter a commercially operated kitchen for inspection. It’s the law.
As a server at an olive garden i want to say people like your dad are fantastic. The manager was rude and extreme. We servers only make around $8 an hour after taxes. In some states it's even less than that. Please be kind to your food-service staff.
@BitcoinIsGoingToZero
3 ай бұрын
Don't you make tips on top of that though?
@weedtaco1443
3 ай бұрын
As someone who worked in a kitchen and actually made 8/hr (no tips) I’d be extremely annoyed if a customer came to the back and have in fact chased people out of the kitchen with a dirty mop
@Shaggy8419
3 ай бұрын
@BitcoinIsGoingToZero Yes, servers do make tips. However, tips are very inconsistent. And many people think not tipping us will make the restaurant corporation pay us better wages. This is not true. Corporate doesn't care about us servers. Many of us have even gone to corporate and HR about how we are treated. They told us "sell more, get the bill higher. Then your tips will be higher". It's ridiculous
Yo! This video is so cool. Music and humorous short stories are not new concepts, but you've combined them in a way that feels really fresh. KZread offers so much room to experiment, but it's difficult to come up with a format that stands out as being unique AND finds a big enough audience to make the effort feel worthwhile. Keep it up, I think you're onto something!
Hilarious story and great jam. Wonderful device pairing
Dad was smart. That endless salad was on point.
Great beat and a funny story that would be at home in a David Sedaris book. Your dad sounds like a hell of a guy!
I don't know what form of art and/or literature this is, but I am absolutely ay-bout it.
@caveofsleepers
3 ай бұрын
It’s the kind that gets people to listen to an instrumental song, which isn’t a bad thing at all
This is a goddamn piece of art Bravo!
okay this is the first I'm watching of your channel and I'm instantly hooked 😂
Here in Europe the thing that usually makes American tourists stand out the most are their baseball caps 😂
@arctain1
3 ай бұрын
Yet, a wide variety of European and World Cup football managers - from Klopp to Rigobert Song to Aliou Sisse wearing baseball caps. You guys need to get over yourselves and the hypocrisy…
@heyhoe168
3 ай бұрын
@@arctain1 I live in Russia and wear baseball cap most of the summertime.
@XB10001
3 ай бұрын
And the sweatshirt from.their alma matter, the redneck accent, rudeness, Hawaiian shirt ... 🤔
@MagneticMessengerofOrion
2 ай бұрын
Here in America the thing that makes European tourists stand out the most is how they act like homosexuals
@FernandoTorres-xm7db
2 ай бұрын
Naw everyone wears caps now. Even when I traveled overseas locals were wearing caps. It's definitely not an American thing It's just a style.
This is the best video I have seen for a long time. No intro needed. Right to the point. Satisfying beats that continue to develop bite after bite. Easily the best of this genre I've ever tasted. I don't know if you washed your hands first. You probably didn't, but my firewall will take care of anything nefarious that may have gotten in there. Two minutes and forty-two seconds didn't sound like much when I ordered it to begin with the play button, but here I am completely stuffed before riding the suggested vids to what surely won't be as delicious as this. I'll be back.
I must say, that was a lovely tune, and I enjoyed it immensely. I look forward to seeing you next Sunday.
This was incredibly entertaining! What a wonderful format :D
That is the best story!
I simply loved this. Its the first time I got to read while listening to a catchy tune, complements to the maestro :)
This is literally the coolest thing I've ever seen!
Laughed out loud. Reality is stranger than fiction. 😂
Instant subscribe. The music, the story. Come on now, this is stellar. Clarke, it must be good times having beers with you. Keep on, keepin' on!
Well..... Not sure how this ended up in my recommended, but I'm glad it was! Wholesome. Put me in a good mood! And even though I'm not a musician, I like the aesthetic of those two pieces of equipment sitting there and I like the electronic backing you made with them! Kudos!
Great story. It had a beginning, middle and end.
@Apletree_Music
3 ай бұрын
All the best ones do! 😂
I was happy to take that ride!
For once I'm super glad for the algorithm feeding me really good and unexpected. Nice beat, and hilarious story.
What a rollercoaster of emotions.
This is fantastic, and possibly my new favorite video ever
Holy s**t this is amazing 😅
Art.
What a sweet anecdote. ❤
this is the best thing i have seen on this platform in a long time.
I'm going to need some more breadsticks. Loved it! Great work!
Bassline so cool
this made me so happy. LOVE this!
What an incredible slice of life
I have no idea how I got here but boy am I glad I did. Good work 👍
This is the best family story i have ever heard
Your narrative skills are criminally underrated.
This is FLIPPING HILARIOUS and one of the more creative things I've seen on KZread in a while. BRAVO.
I'm not questioning the validity of the story but it sounds exactly like something Drew Toothpaste would write.
Keep these coming please. Reading that in combination of enjoying your instrumental was a fun experience.
You're a true wizard sir.❤❤❤🎉 never stop telling stories
Great job. This made me smile
Not sure why I stumbled on your video, but the story was epic, and made my morning! Thank you
What a wonderful format - I can't decide whether I like the stories or the beats better! :)
This is a true gem. I tip my hat to you sir. (No ponytail, eventhough I'm European)
This music is really great !!!!! Musically, I grew up producing in 80's and 90's with real hardware synths so I've never really adapted to all these new "toys" but this seems to be quite fun to use.
@teemunnee
3 ай бұрын
As someone in their 30s just getting into hardware, I feel like I'm entering the Golden age where I can have a full setup for
This was amazing!
an enjoyable tale to be sure!
This was perfect. Thank you.
Here for the story, that is one damn fine genre right there.
This tune took me back down the memory lane to the OST of the “Obliterator” video game, by the French studio Psygnosis 🙌
What a funny story! Great music too.
That is an excellent story.
I lol’d. 😂 Well played, and nice format
OMG THAT WAS AMAZING!
Ingenious!
Haha, I really enjoyed that one. Thank you!
amazing
This was a great bedtime story and bedtime soundtrack. Thank you!
More of this please!
lol. I am hooked on these.
That’s a really sweet story.
This had me rolling lol your dad is a legend 😂😂
Brilliant 👍
Just magnificent? No, Magnificent+ I will turn the bell on.
Great story, 10/10.
This is excellence
This was a remarkable story. ❤😊
I love this
I want full on voice talent and foley artists even to voice over these tracks and for you to release it as an album, or in a podcast feed - this is beautiful 🤌
This beat is some 80's fucking fire🔥
Great session and that story made my day eheh
This might be the funniest thing I've seen all year so far... I can't stop laughing...
This is a dope format lmaooooooo
Bro this is like a cool remix of the 'How it's made' theme song. Awesome
This song needs this title: “The quiet ride home”
This had me laughing out loud. Good job! 😂
cool jam, great story!
thank you
God I wish I could afford machines like this. It's my ultimate dream to have hardware like this to make music They are so cool and sound awesome
G O L D. Keep it up.
This is super Rad Sir!
This literally had me laughing out loud. I have no idea if the story is true, and I’m not sure whether its truth would make it funnier than the fiction, but either way, I absolutely love it!
This was fun.
That story was so good. Every line topped the previous.
perfect!
As a gluten free insomniac who worked in the italian restaurant (pizzaria)”industry” i absolutely identify with this