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@FleshWizard69420

3 ай бұрын

I cast broke😢

@bowreed

3 ай бұрын

i cast testicular torsion

@AnonymoZero

3 ай бұрын

The "bobs" are too small on the cups, enhance the size please and I'll buy more than one.

@theweebuser4630

3 ай бұрын

Link sent me to hell

@Obnox

3 ай бұрын

You made my day

"i have committed crimes you can't even charge me for" is a rather powerful statement

@SoulHero7

3 ай бұрын

That's something the Kingpin from Spiderman would say. It's really powerful.

@DonovanGG__

2 ай бұрын

Thats some Kendrick Lamar level lyricism right there

@RainWelsh

2 ай бұрын

Reminds me of a Two Best Friends Play quote that’s like “what you did, uh, we don’t have the laws to charge you right now. So you go over there and we’ll… we’ll draft those laws.” Be the change in policy you want to see in the world

@rpgfoods1457

Ай бұрын

Polycule, I learned a new word today.

@genericusername8337

Күн бұрын

Is it? It's just ambiguous. If you can't be charged, were they even crimes?

max0r consuming gamer fart is now canon

@polyblank2

3 ай бұрын

BADGER? LMAO?

@huh4442

3 ай бұрын

WHATCHU DOIN HERE BRUH

@tea-3412

3 ай бұрын

BADJUR??

@beans5171

3 ай бұрын

BAD JUROR PLAY TITANFALL PLS

@demetriajones3231

3 ай бұрын

Whoa, hey there

RIP the banger old thumbnail EDIT: ITS NOT JOEVER ITS BACK LETSGO

@rosant7074

2 ай бұрын

Its so barack

@cyberneticcherrybomber5318

2 ай бұрын

It’s not joever anymore, we are so back

@Anonymous-bk9xy

2 ай бұрын

Good news, it's back!

@juergen4ever

2 ай бұрын

we're so fucking back...

@sanfan87

2 ай бұрын

WE'RE SO BARACK

The first time I realised what made this game different wad when I blasted a giant spider down a bottomless hole, only to them stumble upon its corpse several days later once I finally found my way into the underdark. Any other game would have just despawned the corpse after the fight, but no. This game is so autistic that it kept tabs on a corpse that I might have never found again.

@yozhik_out_of_mist

2 ай бұрын

For me, that hole plus feather fall spell was the way to get to the underdark in the first place

@SevenHooker

3 күн бұрын

no wonder my autistic ass is addicted

@SevenHooker

3 күн бұрын

i love how autistic this game is

"So a Bard and 3 Velozeraptors walked into a Bank." ...... ......."where is the Punchline?" "There is none, that is what i saw this Afternoon."

@Ardorstorm

3 ай бұрын

LMAO

@fireblast133

3 ай бұрын

oh not those assholes. The velociraptors are wildshaped druids, they hope you freak, jump at you, then change back laughing. Meanwhile the Bard stole your pants

This man did not lie, the neurotypicals truly could not ball this hard. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to learn the gun spell from the beloved arch-mages, Smith and Wesson.

@Hardbass2021

3 ай бұрын

Are the dudes arch rivals with the mages Heckler & Koch?

@smolbrendan5978

3 ай бұрын

@@Hardbass2021Ben & Jerry, actually

@lolimmune

3 ай бұрын

Simon and Garfunkel, sir.

@QuantemDeconstructor

3 ай бұрын

I didn't know they were teaching it! And here I was going through the rites with Saint John Moses Browning!

@FleshWizard69420

3 ай бұрын

Ah, the master plumbamancers, casting lead at the enemy

"THIS Wizard may be out of spells, but he is NOT out of shells." unironically goes hard af

4:42 "Sometimes it can be used for productive things like... remote detonation." I'm sold on this game.

"If your heart is wavering....Johnny Joestar...do not shoot." " I cast EY GUN WITH ONE B O O L E T"

@danielzane6714

3 ай бұрын

In GWOB we trust

@vAseline9006

3 ай бұрын

Nail go S P I N N Y

@AllisterVinris

3 ай бұрын

Max0r is a normal human being, just like you and me.

@QuantemDeconstructor

3 ай бұрын

Mortis.

@rigorm136

3 ай бұрын

Mortis

Gotta wonder how people are able to get away with murder when you can straight up ask the corpse who killed them 💀

@caydenschneider5375

3 ай бұрын

Clearly an unreliable source. What if the victim just really hates some guy named Steve and says, "Steve killed me."

@hithere5553

3 ай бұрын

They actually account for this. In some lore assassins charge extra for decapitation for this exact reason. And if the corpse doesn’t want to snitch it won’t tell you.

@ShahbazBokhari

3 ай бұрын

“Hey just so ya know, if your soul gets hauled back and feels like squealing, we’ll send your entire extended line to meet you, ok?” There we go, I’d wager 9/10 that’s that solved.

@erdelf

3 ай бұрын

corpses only know what they knew in life, so.. if they never saw who murderered them, they have no idea.

@yahia5476

3 ай бұрын

Some corpses straight up don't know who killed them

2:35 missed the chance to call that strategy 'Miyazaki's Wet Dream'

@rustkarl

3 ай бұрын

Not enough swamp water for Miyazaki.

11:34 As a Texan, I can confirm that even the strongest of vampires fear our might.

@florianneacosta987

2 ай бұрын

I can also confirm that a companion of a vampire died in your country's property. *Looks at Sieur De la Salle.*

@SpoopySquid

2 ай бұрын

Have read _Dracula_ and can confirm

@Mariodash23

2 ай бұрын

Wasn't there an American country guy who talked like a cowboy in the original book?

@Kingcole6

2 ай бұрын

​​​​​@@Mariodash23 That would be one Quincey Morris, one of Lucy's suitors and one of the most badass characters in the novel by virtue of slaying Count Dracula himself, albeit at the cost of his own life... Guess the original commenter was right: Even the strongest of vampires fear the wrath of a full-blooded Texan. In this case, one with a shiny silver knife and who may or may not hold a vendetta of sorts towards a certain Count...

"I am not responsible for what comes after." My graphics driver randomly restarted right after he said that.

@hisupwassup

3 ай бұрын

wild magic at its finest

@cainprescott4937

3 ай бұрын

Power Word: Kill (Process)

@CosseWasTaken

Ай бұрын

I got an ad after he said it

@Ducky_yandere

Ай бұрын

i got a BSOD after it

Its so dark without Maxxors bountiful light filling me up

@YuvrajSingh-sy5ud

3 ай бұрын

Ayooooooooooo

@opinionhaver5910

3 ай бұрын

yo ass gonna glow like a beacon

@michaelmartin4781

3 ай бұрын

🤨

@deusexultima6471

3 ай бұрын

I can feel his warm embrace deep within me.

@YuvrajSingh-sy5ud

3 ай бұрын

@@deusexultima6471 hellla sus

The amount of Blue Archive music tracks and characters in this video shows how much that game has taken over max0r’s life

"But I am not normal people. I am autistic." That's it, Max0r is now a neurodivergent icon and I will not tolerate anyone saying otherwise.

@Vankaskan

3 ай бұрын

YES

@majorblitz3846

3 ай бұрын

Finally, I can wage war on AutismSpeak with my favorite KZreadr

@sol_ar_

2 ай бұрын

LITERALLY i was just abt to say smth abt it

@xenocross6597

2 ай бұрын

Yeeep

Hello, this is the actor that portrays Gnomer Simpson in this video. I want to expose the horrific working conditions and attitudes that I was forced to endure while helping to make this video a reality. I signed onto the project under the assumption that Gnomer Simpson would be the protagonist of a narrative about overcoming adversity and slightly tall ledges as I am god and very cool but upon release of the final product it was revealed to me that I had been working under false pretenses. After the release of this video I was appalled to find that the gnomes presented in this video were treated as comedic props; thrown from windmills or detonated for laughs, he unfairly platformed racist subgroups while also promoting harmful gnome stereotypes, and worst of all, I was only paid SAG scale. Most of my contributions were cut from the final product, especially my portion where I exposed Max0r's financial ties to the Drow-Absolute water filtration industry, or the real sex scenes involving members of Tentacle Acres and bears. Of the nearly 700 hours I spent on set, over half of them were spent in a stretcher as fellow actor Reece spent the majority of his off-camera time piledriving my 30 pound body into raw concrete for sport and using me as a substitute hammer and discus for Olympic training. Despite my valuable contributions to this video, I remain uncredited and unrecognized, both figuratively and literally sold short for the sake of fast-moving entertainment for fickle masses who want their base impulses appealed to. It does not have to be this way, however. It is my hope, that at the very least this message inspires some contemplation in the viewing audience, who deserve to see different perspectives, especially those closer to the floor, and that one day we may be able to overcome this prejudice and defeat Gnomophobia. In short, Max only cares about the money and hates his friends.

@somegdplayer4039

3 ай бұрын

Seem about right

@somegdplayer4039

3 ай бұрын

@@neringalukoseviciute1787 funny thing I'm in all those fandoms

@somegdplayer4039

3 ай бұрын

@@neringalukoseviciute1787 ehhh, prob tbh

@eis6570

3 ай бұрын

I wonder if some people actually bothered to read to see the satire on this lol

@Topunito

3 ай бұрын

@@neringalukoseviciute1787 as far as I know, the ultrakill fandom has experienced little to no change with maxor, it was always as insane as it is now

Max0r: "Because I'm only human." That's exactly what a sentient video editing software would say to try to throw us off.

@Corvo0__0

3 ай бұрын

Your on to something

@emeraldbaby3191

3 ай бұрын

​@@Corvo0__0ya know I think your right, he is on to something🤔

bring back the old thumbnail, that shit was a masterpiece EDIT: Thank you Maxor

I love that BA music is the default bgm now.

"I cast bullet" has the same energy as TTS's "I CAST FIST!".

@henlo1308

3 ай бұрын

I cast 9mm. POW

@KyrieFortune

3 ай бұрын

Always nice to see a fellow TTSer in the wild Damn, I miss it

@iman3887

3 ай бұрын

Damn you gw

@dstooter4348

3 ай бұрын

It reminds me of the knight with the gun image

@sanfan87

3 ай бұрын

there is indeed a cantrip called "water bullet", tho its a homebrew spell and not in bg3 or official dnd 5e

Whoever made the thumbnail art deserves a raise

@tetrachart4156

3 ай бұрын

It was made by @NULLIPHYx as said in the description

@buttmuncher-cm5tl

3 ай бұрын

Everywhere I go, I see him...

@keirangray902

3 ай бұрын

I'll be sure to pass that on to the enslaved gnomes overseer that oversaw their work

@SpecShadow

3 ай бұрын

@@neringalukoseviciute1787 BB show is too popular to have any OGs there...

@matthewharner1744

3 ай бұрын

He changed it 😢

You say you spoil the entire game, yet I watched this and understood nothing.

@Arandomguywhoisdumb

2 ай бұрын

Exactly

@CEOofFriendship

Ай бұрын

even by max0r standards this video was schizo asf

0:30 Gale with a gun is simultaneously hilarious, yet horrifying.

How many Blue Archive bgm can you fit in one video? Maxor: Yes

@SirKrisX

3 ай бұрын

and Nikke

@H8F710

3 ай бұрын

He is also Wakamo enjoyer. Gigachad.

@soswuiffjkhhujuvg

3 ай бұрын

Honestly the Mix of Nikke and Blue Archive ost is crazy

@slytha3002

3 ай бұрын

and terraria bgm lol

@kylerocks117

3 ай бұрын

And even Xenoblade Chronicles 2

gotta love how he went over the entire game and despite that I have almost 0 clue what the game is about based on this video

@argentshrike516

3 ай бұрын

Maxor can spoil an entire game without spoiling the game.

@DumaVadamee109

3 ай бұрын

He should start a masterclass for movie studios to attend, maybe then we wouldn't get those kinds of spoilers anymore.

@argentshrike516

3 ай бұрын

@@DumaVadamee109 Then we'd have a mass uptick in mental illnesses as people go insane from movie trailers

@nuke5524

3 ай бұрын

Same and I played the game 4 times feel like I've been playing a different game

@xalrath

3 ай бұрын

You have had genshin impact downloaded onto your phone as part of a plot by Jeff Bezos, J Jonah Jameson, and The Most Naked An Amogus Can Be to hook everyone up to the squidternet. It is now up to you and a polycule of your fellow unwilling gacha players to figure out how to uninstall or die trying

“Reactionary rantsona” gave me psychic damage, thank you.

In my first 5 hours of game my character proceeded to fail a charisma check and get stabbed to death by Lae'Zel which prompted her to go on a murder rampage on the rest of the level 1 party members at camp except Shart, who started to fight her, and Gale, who went invisible and hid in a corner. Then I took control of Gale and blasted her ass, effectively getting rid of a key character, fact that never was addressed. Game of the decade.

I don’t understand why Max0r didn’t store Shadowheart’s corpse in a container and carry her throughout the adventures

@KingBurgers

3 ай бұрын

He didn't want to risk accidentally speedrunning I'm sure

Max0r's style of utterly batshit editing is just tailor-made for a similarly batshit insane game like Baldur's Gate 3.

@miroslavzima8856

3 ай бұрын

In the distance I can barely hear "Hey Hey people, Sseth here!" (and yes, I won´t write it as main comment - but that doesn´t mean I don´t like it. I LOVE Max0r´s content!)

@RustyDroid

3 ай бұрын

I like how it has progressed from merely "difficult to follow" to "Max what the actual fuck is your brain"

10:33 I feel it neccessary to point out that Mizora is not in fact a demon, but a Devil. That is infact a huge diffrence seeing as the Blood War which is occasionaly mentioned, is a conflict between the Demons and the Devils, who had the unfortunate geographical error of being neighbors. In other words calling a Devil a Demon is presumably highly offensive and calling a Demon a Devil is also a bad idea because you are giving away your location.

@IHazMagics

3 ай бұрын

To put it simply, Devils are the planners and schemers, Demons are basically 40K Orcs.

@__-tp4tm

3 ай бұрын

Hellish Civilians, Military, Lords be like, devil. Tribal, monstrous, mythical beasts, rather be demon.

@raileynashpallada9559

2 ай бұрын

So calling a devil a demon is like calling a black person a monkey

As a South African I find 17:51 very offensive because the lights are still on when we all know we should be having load shedding

Unlike his normal videos this one is so hard to follow, it doesn't even spoil the story at all.

@cantthinkofaname2292

2 ай бұрын

I’ve played the game and thsi video legit made me completely forget the entire plot of the game

@monkehman979

2 ай бұрын

@@cantthinkofaname2292was it worth it

@number-14

2 ай бұрын

Did you un-brainrot

@WhitneyDahlin

Ай бұрын

This is the first video of his I've ever seen and I had to check the comments because I feel so lost 😂

8:55 "Do you SEE this very often?" My brother in christ have you ever been in Baldur's Gate

Max0r is a Blue Archives Player and a Izuna Appreciator? Nin nin~ XD

Bro max0r casually summoning Blue Archive community for no reason

Somehow Maxor’s party is more stable and intact than *actual* DnD tabletop parties.

@MR.LMR1996

3 ай бұрын

The Shoehorse effect. When you go so far off the deep-end, it loops back towards normalcy.

"Squidward Ethnostate." No, not Tentacle Acres!

"And Karlach is a VERY HOT Barbarian" Both figuratively, and VERY literally. :)

thanks for another blue archive video max0r. As always I'm hyped for more blue archive content

Watching Maxor's videos is basically injecting yourself with hyperstimulants thats gives endless dopamine. The best part is that you forget a lot of what was on screen making his videos infinitely rewatchable with always something new to discover. Loved the video btw.

@projectdeveloper9311

3 ай бұрын

I genuinely think it's phisically impossible to remember a whole video from Maxor, just from the amount of information on each

@number-14

2 ай бұрын

Like pooris engage?

I could not hear a single word max0r said because my brain was being DDoS'd by this editing

@Cymes

3 ай бұрын

This video is pretty tame by his standards. Notice how the voiceover is noticeably slower due to him not editing out when he pauses to draw breath.

@StealthTheFoxz

3 ай бұрын

@@Cymes Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

@5t3phan

Ай бұрын

It's the Max0r guarantee

You can never escape the Cute and Funny as it has already consumed you 😭😭😭

BG3 is such a fun game experience that me and my friends actually went to kill each other in our free time and resurrect before continuing on the journey. Also hey, welcome to the Blue Archive hole, dude! Glad to see a fellow Sensei having fun~ And yea BA soundtrack is great.

17:21 loving the Devil May Cry reference

As always man you made my day better I was about to do something bad but this cheered me up.

@sammyjones8279

2 ай бұрын

Was it tax evasion?

9:16 Haruka(from VShojo): Ah. I see that you're a fellow person of culture.

BLUE ARCHIVE UOOOO NIN NI- -Momoi

3:49 realest shit ever said

@saif-gv6gl

3 ай бұрын

you got time travel or something bro?

@NoNo-jg1hw

3 ай бұрын

I predict that at 11:24, there will a very funny joke

@Kikyo.

3 ай бұрын

@@saif-gv6gl yeah g, watch out on July 17th 2024

@Kikyo.

3 ай бұрын

@@NoNo-jg1hw anime reference at 9:48

@Kalefromai

3 ай бұрын

Ultrakill refrence at 16:42

More Blue Archive Music, brings a tear of joy to my eye. Blue Archive Review when? 🧐

@russellliban76

3 ай бұрын

Any moment now.... Blue Archive AND Nikke: Goddess of Victory

@mrs.shootingstar-garcia4799

3 ай бұрын

He says in Twitter in the past that HE MIGHT MADE ONE But now it seems he considering it

@Dinobro007

2 ай бұрын

Now we're asking the real questions. Can't wait for that completely accurate lore breakdown

the thumbnail is back! we cast WE SO BACK!!

Red Winter just hits so good in the video, plus the rest of the music is great. amazing video.

Heard like 2 seconds of "Twist Up" - Susannah's theme from HI3rd at 4:58, very based sir

Am I crazy or does this video feel slower/comprehendable compared to others?

@catmanbossnesscat8332

2 ай бұрын

U crazy

@ChillinglyChaoticNeutral

Ай бұрын

Definitely crazy

@willimeister2553

Ай бұрын

Crazy?

@catmanbossnesscat8332

Ай бұрын

@@willimeister2553 I was crazy once

@willimeister2553

Ай бұрын

@@catmanbossnesscat8332 they locked me in a room

Your comedic stylings have earned you my attention. Well done.

Nobody : How much edit do you want ? Max0r : Yes

@shaythisis7956

3 ай бұрын

yes + blowing up barrels every 5 seconds

4:11 I fucking LOST IT!

Hey Max0r, I won't lie, I love all your videos but this one takes the cake. Easily the best one. It's editing is perfect, not too flashy but also just enough quips and speed to make it funnier from sudden cuts. The comedy and jokes landed back to back, and nothing got old fast. I laughed more times than I did in YEARS watching Family Guy. 10 / 10

Ngl prefer the old thumbnail but you do you Edit: Much better

@CrocandCo.

2 ай бұрын

Be real funny if Max0r reverted back to the alt again.

10:34 I see that you are fellow chocolate enjoyer.

@michodali5342

3 ай бұрын

The gehena effect on the average sensei

The one second of the Nikke item shop music @0:47 lmfao

6:21 THE THUGSHAKER

The video we’ve all been waiting for! Always love a Max0r upload.

i thought i was listening things when i heard blue archive ost but it seems Max0r is a cultured sensei too

1:50 the kind of gameplay runs I LOVE to watch! XD

12:25 I didn't think he'd make a jab at niji

10:07 YEEEEAHHHHHHHH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAXOR WAKAMO FAN LESSSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I love how this video mostly uses Blue Archive bgm. Keep up the good work my guy! Also looking forward to that BA video!

With how much Blue Archive music is being played in the background of this video I'm just waiting for Maxors video about the game then. BTW one of the best gacha games you havent played yet.

@mrs.shootingstar-garcia4799

3 ай бұрын

They win the best storytelling awards Which pisses most of the other Gacha Games like Nikke and FGO as of now

Holy smokin Gork! A Max0r video that doesn't make me breakdance on my chair? I thought I'll never see those again. Totaly enjoyed pausing the video every other second to read all top text/bottom text in it. I sure am almost tripled my watch-time.

For minthara I just used a distraction spell to make her walk onto the bridge and then "accidentally" broke said bridge. The underdark then received a fresh corpse, and I had to slaughter my way out because the angry goblin behind me had an issue with my accident... So many bodies....

I kinda hope that he just keeps flipping the thumbnail, just to mess with people, and potentially gaslighting them.

God Shattering Star makes both an epic tune and a great sound effect.

I always look forward to your videos! I haven't played BG yet, but I definitely want to now, especially after seeing the weird shit you've got going on. Keep it up!

Alright. I'm happy with this. Thank you for making this, Max. I will enjoy all the sh*tposting videos you make on games, and I am excited to see what's next on the list!

It’s even more cursed than I thought… I love this good holy shit maxor

Max never misses with his vids. Love you my guy!

@yancamb2202

2 ай бұрын

@@neringalukoseviciute1787 It wouldn't be the same without him.

Thank you Max0r, this is truly one of your video's of all time

Max0r I have to tell you that I love your editing and I respect the hell out of the time you put into it

cant wait for the gacha galooza that may or may not be Blue Archive next time

Its been so long since ive laughed this hard and long, thank you maxor

I did not expect the Granblue Fantasy Versus music! Props to you, Maxor!

Whenever you upload, I smile. We appreciate you and your extremely chaotic editing.

0:06 we all agree that scout screaming is funny and will always be funny lol

I love how you can hear maxor laugh a little bit after most of his sentences

Real talk, Karlach can tank virtually everything. I love her so much

You never miss, you should do a video on each of the acts

i keep hearing banger music in these videos, like xenoblade 2 area musics, xenoblade x area musics, Nikke: Goddess of Victory tracks, Arknights music, and more. Max0r is smoking some great background track pack

I have heard the entire Blue Archive OST just by watching this one video

Amazing video as always! ❤

9:31 is the best part of the video. I've never actually heard max0r break character before.

I had to take 3 doses of my ADHD medicine to comprehend this video, my heart might be failing but I got a good laugh out of it

21:28 A part of BA

Glad to see that you are a fellow Gale enjoyer! Btw, I'd recommend anybody who liked BG3 to try Divinity: Original Sin 2, Larian Studio's previous game. It's set in its own original world, with similar gameplay (but a different battle system, no 5e in that one) and just as much stuff to do. The budget was as big with that one though, so don't expect fully detailed cutscenes for every piece of dialogue, it's a good ol' top-down view all the way through.

I am looking at your recommends and you can't stop me!

Really sad the old thumbnail is gone that was sick Ok cool

@baileycownley1868

2 ай бұрын

Bro, look again

OMG, THE END. THE END. BLUE ARCHIVE VIDEO INCOMING?! UOOOOOOOOOH CUNNY!!!!

Thank you for bring the old thumbnail back! I miss Astarion...

A banger video here, as per usual. Didn't expect to hear Granblue Fantasy Versus music, but that was a great choice too