This review was originally posted in March 2012, and was filmed at MAGfest that particular year (Set Up, the second crossover with Rap Critic, was filmed the subsequent year). This is a re-edited version that runs 3m 31s shorter than original, and has been upscaled to HD and had significant noise reduction applied to reduce background camera noise. There has also been substantial cuts to the film clips, and I've removed a few jokes that I felt may have been a little too much. Hope you enjoy!

@kurtdenter1799

5 жыл бұрын

"jokes that have been a little too much"? Now I have to look up my copy of the original and see what you mean ;)

@shadowleon659

5 жыл бұрын

Brilliant. You should also consider uploading Diary of the Dead.

@young321bookie

5 жыл бұрын

@@kurtdenter1799 - Do let us know which jokes he meant. :P

@BalloonSage

5 жыл бұрын

I can’t say I’m a huge fan of the George Lucas treatment you give these classic episodes, but I understand why you do it.

@vvadoicurbalvvadoicurbal8517

5 жыл бұрын

Will you be making anymore Bad Movie Beatdown videos?

“This drying paint is awesome.” I love that joke.

6:00 Can we all appreciate the incredible comedic timing the Rap Critic has?

@hewhodestroysmorale764

5 жыл бұрын

My favourite Channel Awesome video was a collaboration between Film Brain, Linkara and Nash, with Rap Critic there just for comedic skits.

@Dinosaurianationazation

7 ай бұрын

​@@hewhodestroysmorale764 which video was that?

17:05 Both of the White Chicks are more believable girls than this guy.

@lolyo5659

5 жыл бұрын

nah

@christopherb501

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know what's more painful: that this exists, or that White Chicks is _sooo_ much more watchable than this.

Man, I miss regular BMB episodes.

Man, I remember watching this at home years ago and thinking it was so funny. Now I’m embarrassed about thinking it was good. The characters are so idiotic, the story is contrived as hell, the attempt to make it a semi-musical made no sense, and worst of all, there was absolutely ZERO demand for a third BMH movie! Why in the hell would Trent think it would be a genius idea to ambush his father on the job? Why couldn’t he just waited to go on his date after the criminals were caught? How come the criminals didn’t put two and two together after seeing “Charmaine” walk out of the same closet within a minute of Trent going in? Aughhhhh! These people are morons! Thank goodness we’ll never get anymore of these stupid stupid movies!

I think the reason why they made the naked body suit so detailed was for things like that very scene so his cover wouldn't be so blown or something.

@VicenteTorresAliasVits

4 жыл бұрын

But how would they anticipate a situation like that?

I love this episode! Both you and Rap Critic were really hilarious.

Thanks for uploading this one, Film Brain. One of my favorite reviews. I remember when it came out too, right after the crossover you did with JesuOtaku for Sucker Punch. Gotta say, that review wasn't very good, and not just for the fact that J.O. was incessantly mean to Film Brain for no reason, but the whole plot of them being trapped together and forced to review a film has been done to death. It was refreshing to see THIS review with Film Brain and Rap Critic: no plot, just a review, and the two actually collaborate and work together, rather than antagonize each other.

I sort of found out some time after watching this review that "Deadmeat" was played by Max Casella. I guess you gotta find someway to pay the bills once they stop making Jak and Daxter games.

@ChibiFighter

5 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing The Sopranos didn't pay that much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dimitriwarchief301

2 жыл бұрын

@ jbiehlable Damn he deleted his comment

''YAY'' BadMovieBreakdowns are probably my favorite of your series!!!

I love this. I know it was filmed in 2012 but it really looks more like 2004-2006 😂. But the low production value is part of the charm!

@DavidAllgaier_

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, I kind of miss seeing newer movies that have this sort of charm.

Your review was funnier---MUCH funnier---than the movie itself!

@devinharbert6071

3 жыл бұрын

Big Mommas House 3 is just as Bad as Deck The Halls because there Both Directed by John Whitesell, it’s one of the the worst films of 2011 Including Bucky Larsen, Just Go With It, Spy Kids 4, Unknown, Hangover Part 2, Alvin And The Chipmunks 3, Red Riding Hood, Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2, Fast 5, Sanctum, Something Borrowed, And Twilight Breaking Dawn: Part 1

I used to watch your videos back in 2012 -2013 back on TGWTG I really liked you content and it's good to see you're still around

15:32 That reaction was Hilarious and priceless!!!

2012! Oh gawd, I was 7 years younger back then.

@young321bookie

5 жыл бұрын

Times flies as the old saying goes.

4:28 lamest excuse for a character being absent ever

Well, on the upside, at least Brandon T. Jackson has stated he regrets making this movie.

First one was good. Second one was better and I cringe at the thought of watching the 3rd one

3:41 foreshadowing

Wait.... you mean there were 3 of these movies?

@tyvillianheartthrob1856

6 ай бұрын

I ran across this on Hulu and initially thought it was a straight to video film.

this is really awkward. i love it.

Fan theory: Trent is a shitty character due to his father's emotional abuse.

Keep having that film critic in your videos.

11:19 For the Todd in the Shadows cameo

19:19 "Hey, let's compliment our enemy!"

This channel is glorious. Gloriously awesome. You guys rock. Keep up the great work. Names rasheed. 😁

@Targisvear

5 жыл бұрын

Oh, hi Rasheed.

@rasheedshields4716

5 жыл бұрын

Targi Svear Hey there, brother. 😁

Is this just a movie that only exists to make a quick buck while not caring about th audiance and thinking that the audiance is stupid like children or something? And to insult us black people?

@DavidAllgaier_

5 жыл бұрын

Vvadoicurbal Vvadoicurbal yes

This makes Madea movies look subtle by comparison.

Sweet! I've been looking for this crossover, you two are awesome together

What about when they slam the cars shifter into Reverse at 20:04 than whole rear lifts up 15 ft into the air from the front wheels suddenly locking up . WTF!!!

This should be a crossover with film brain Todd in the shadows and rap critic

11:20 stays funny every time i watch it🤣🤣😂😂

I’ve been waiting for this reupload for awhile!

Hey, here's something I just realized shows how little the cafeteria scene was thought out; what if the student was a sculptor or a painter? How would their performance go?

The love interest was in Amusement...don't know which was worst

Oh, I don't think I ever saw this one! Part of me wants to be annoyed about stories like this forgetting that non-straight non-cis people exist, but the sensible part of me shudders to think how this movie would approach any kind of overt LGBT+ themes.

@aNdzel0t

2 жыл бұрын

you can just forget about all of that, it's a basic insult to intelegence and dignity...

Anyone else notice Slim Shady on the background of the alleyway scene?

@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou

5 жыл бұрын

HUH?!

"I don't think this is paint" is not something you wanna hear while sharing your hotel room with someone.

15:32 Your reactions were hilarious.

YES!! Finally, this one of my favorite reviews.

15:18-15:37 This is why I keep coming back to this video. For the hilarious reactions.

The girl who plays Hayley was also in A Madea Christmas.

The love interest character for Brandon T. Jackson was also in A Madea Christmas.

I like Darren Jackson , keep having him on your channel.

10:36 Ironically, this sudden genre shift to musical was the best part of that movie.

I swear in original version there was about Nina Long character being a dumbass 3:08 - 3:12 but this seems it was cut to a shorter version why? Unless I got it wrong? Great classic review as always!

@FilmBrain

5 жыл бұрын

Because I used a word I shouldn't have in that section, which required it to be deleted, as per any time it has appeared in a re-post.

Like father like step son

Good to see this back up. You do crossovers on shitty films well, man.

HI BRITISH PEOPLE!🤗

@munkyzzb7504

5 жыл бұрын

Happy Drugs and guns from America.

@young321bookie

5 жыл бұрын

Hi Fat Samurai! I hope you're doing well my friend. :)

@Slice2099

4 жыл бұрын

ron sae He skinny you’re fat

Review Norbit starring Eddie Murphy

Ohmigosh!! The "Token Blonde Bitch Character" is Angela from Mr. Robot!!

19:40 that shift in the music was actually a little cool to hear

But he’s a lyricaaaaallll miracllllllllle🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃😃😃😃

The songs from the bully in High school musical makes more sense than this scene honestly. Also, they are entertaining and catchy; i like them ^^ Sharpey, Troy, Gabriella and theirs friends are great singers! I didn't particulary like the first Big momma movie but it was a bit funny and the story was ok. This has nothing clever, hilarious or charming. Take all the good moments/parts of the first and you get this atrocity U-U Glad i didn't watch it! Nice review like always, congratulation. I agree with your comments on this aweful movie too.

I’m a miracle, I’m a lyracle.

if big momma came out today it would be so much simpler martin Laurence could just say "we like dressing up as ladies"

Ok so about the “everyone must perform to eat” thing...... what if you were a visual artist? Would you have to go on stage and paint something, or make a sculpture??

I have never seen an art teacher forcefully disrobe anyone....

Superman's glasses and Raphael's trench coat and fedora hat are better disguises than Big Momma's.

You know if Malcolm Turner had been a federal agent then he would have known that messing around with the US Postal Service was a federal crime oh wait 3:46

3:40 the proof filmbrain is a evil genius

But he’s miracle, miracle.

I despise this movie. Great Review.

Hmm, if Lewis Lovhaug shot this episode, why didn’t he have a cameo as Fat Grandma? That would’ve been perfect!!!

@RunyaEithelNar

5 жыл бұрын

Was Fat Grandma even an idea at that time? It was made in 2012 :S

@Shades14

4 ай бұрын

​@RunyaEithelNar No, sadly, she was not. But it would have been fitting since Lewis passes more for an old woman than the bozos in this movie.

nice hotel room

This is definitely in my top 3 favorite of your reviews. It is amazing how you can take a garbage film like this and transform it into a comedic video I have watched 20 times over the years.

I'm younger then trant and I can keep my cool around hot women. I don't try anything around the cure girls in my high school

@PhoenixRising87

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a lesbian who can do that...mostly because I'm a lesbian of the "useless" variety.

@Bubbleskittymaster

3 жыл бұрын

@@PhoenixRising87 oof yeah then again i am keep the horn dog part of myself to wrll myself

One of my favorite crossovers episodes

we all know the Rap Critic secretly has a fat suit in his closet.

What is up with comedians and crossdressing fatsuits?

@dimitriwarchief301

5 жыл бұрын

Easy comedy

@mattc2306

4 жыл бұрын

Because fat jokes.

@aNdzel0t

2 жыл бұрын

in higher circles is known as the process of humiliation.. chris rock, kevin hart, eddie murphy all had done it.. chapelle had the offer but famously declined.. you can search more further into it.. there are lot examples in the movie/music/comedy industry.

So…he’s never gonna tell Film Brain her name is pronounced “knee-ya” Nia Long

Wow, 2012. And Rap Critic still looks like he's 32.

So many of the forced “comedic” hijinks in this could be easily solved if Trent just told everyone at the school he was a trans lesbian. But I guess the 2000’s weren’t ready for that 😬

@Shades14

4 ай бұрын

This definitely would have been a different movie if they went that way. But as it is, they still could have had character development with Trent starting out as an objectivising pig but actually learns about the struggles of the women who go to the college and starts siding with them. Maybe have him afraid to do activities with them, but then finds himself liking it and hanging out with them even when he drops the disguise.

2:47 and Empire

my favorite joke is when film brain is yelling lyrical miracle at rap critic and he just goes "stop it"

Wait.....is the FRI played by copperhead?!

Why did the blonde make Haley steal the music box? Just a dare or something more plot relevant?

@FilmBrain

5 жыл бұрын

I think it was a dare, yeah.

Was that Todd in the Shadows?

@humzahj.

5 жыл бұрын

yep

I hate this movie so much, one of the worst movies of 2011 for sure, thanks for tearing it apart.

@angusng816

5 жыл бұрын

Transformers: Dark of the Moon is worse than this.

@BlazeTheMovieFan

5 жыл бұрын

Angus Ng, honestly I find that movie very forgettable. In fact I forget about it the moment I'm done watching it.

@mattc2306

4 жыл бұрын

@@angusng816 I disagree. While it has pretty dumb comedy, there's at least some decent action scenes.

now I don't feel bad about the terrible raps I did when I was 12..... I didn't kill rap... turns out I just grazed it. Martin Lawrence was holding the murder weapon along...

3:05 I can see the camera man! A movie mistake/continuity error!

@FilmBrain

9 ай бұрын

Seeing the crew isn't a continuity error, that's things changing between shots. 😉

I despise this movie!

Can you look at Godzilla Planet of the Monsters??????????

Wasn't it Alpha Chino?

Film Brain can you make a new bad movie beat down.

Wrong Like father like son movie, I thought this was a review of the 1987 one

Wow. Just wow. When you make Raja Gosnell look like a good director, you know you done fucked up.

Don’t think I’ve seen this one

4:00, 4:02, 4:03: HA!

wait there third one

@angusng816

5 жыл бұрын

Wait until Bad Boys 3.

10:28 to 10:34 So true. LOL. 😆😆😆

I'm a spiritual lyrical individual Spiritual miracle lyrical individual Spiritual miracle individual Skippin' and flippin' and dippin' And skippin' and flippin' and dippin'

The 1st Big Mommas House was ok but the rest are just absolute shit.

@young321bookie

5 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, a movie doing really well can actually turn out to be a bad thing in 'Hollywood'. Meet the parents is a really good example of that. :)

@TheSkully343

5 жыл бұрын

@@young321bookie Indeed, lest we forget the travesty that is 'The Godfocker'

@young321bookie

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheSkully343 - You loved that film really. :P

@TheSkully343

5 жыл бұрын

@@young321bookie Of course not.

@young321bookie

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheSkully343 I think FilmBrain did a really good review of 'The Little Fockers' actually, I might watch that now.

12 minutes in and dear lord, film brain, I love your work but please for the love of all that is holy, don't do drag, stick with your day job.

I just need to share with someone how awful and cringe this movie was without leting them waste time, this review is the way to do it. :)

Jesus christ...

Black people don't have fat suits? My whole world view is shattered...

Big mommas house wasna good movie

I enjoyed Big Mama's House series, great comedy movies to me. Underrated if you ask me. I can still get a few big laughs from all of the movies.

@theitfactorjameswheezer2852

4 жыл бұрын

Billboardguy1 Blue streak from 1999 is a better example of good Martin Lawrence movies