APOLOGIES THAT THIS WAS SO LATE IN COMPARISON TO THE OTHERS, HAD SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.

@0re0z

5 ай бұрын

It’s okay Joel ❤

@HarryOlsson1

5 ай бұрын

Okay it’s fine

@xxreal_editsxx

5 ай бұрын

Oh alright

@xelquaz_

5 ай бұрын

AA NO WORRIESS ♥️♥️

@vampiregworl

5 ай бұрын

It's ok

I honestly think it's so sweet how Joel showed up to Lizzies party and tried to cheer her up after her death. I just love them sm

@Gollish

5 ай бұрын

Completely different vibes to the previous episodes 🤣

@koo2463

5 ай бұрын

​@@Gollishthey are so sweet to each other, compared to last life.

@starlightwabbit

5 ай бұрын

@@koo2463They are married still cant help but be in Awe when Joel cheers lizzie up

@LifeOfToca27

5 ай бұрын

Fr

@Shortnamesareoverrated

5 ай бұрын

they are so cute together it makes me want to cry they're so sweet

For those curious when Joel started being mean to Etho after he asked about Cleo, he cut out the part where he immediately went back up the stairs and apologized to him. I know Joel is obviously joking about it but it's still wholesome to see him make sure he doesn't insult anybody

@yoshiflash579

5 ай бұрын

This is why I love Joel lol

@Chigger

5 ай бұрын

The Lifers occasionally remind the audience that all the Lifers are good friends and respect each other, not actually putting each other down.

@miniciominiciominicio

5 ай бұрын

He probably wishes he could cut out all the neck kissing with Etho from the special DO event on Hermitcraft. xD

@PerniciousDawn

5 ай бұрын

@@miniciominiciominicio the WHAT??

@miniciominiciominicio

5 ай бұрын

@@PerniciousDawn you heard me. It was gratuitous.

The fact that Pearl, winner of Season 3, figured out what was happening and just played along with Joel's "help" is just...SUCH a microcosm for why this season is bonkers. XD

@cantbothernaming

5 ай бұрын

Grian, winner of season 1, Scott, winner of season 2, pearl winner of season 3 and Martin, winner of season 4 the program I wrote predicts Scott will win

@unaminggaming

5 ай бұрын

​@@cantbothernamingWhat's the logic behind it?

@cantbothernaming

5 ай бұрын

it takes each players performance per series, in the order of their final death and reduces it to a number, then averages with every other series to get an average placement, then uses data of lives in hearts in the current series and reduces that to a a number then averages that with the previous placement score@@unaminggaming

@unaminggaming

5 ай бұрын

@@cantbothernaming Do you account for skipped seasons with ex, mumbo and gem?

@cantbothernaming

5 ай бұрын

i didnt, but for mumbo, it uses the season he was allready in and gem isnt in the database sadly@@unaminggaming

Never thought I'd see Joel as a mansplainer. This was so funny.

@box2wy

5 ай бұрын

YEP

@offthewallscrazy

5 ай бұрын

never thought?

@Netbug009

5 ай бұрын

I legit though from Pearl's video his task was going to be "Manslain basic mechanics for the whole session."

@Netbug009

5 ай бұрын

@@piotrbojkoff Woops! I wanted Pearl to slay Joel for her entire POV, so I must have Freudian slipped :p

@lilypainter666

5 ай бұрын

I agree lol

Knowing Etho’s task beforehand and watching as he desperately tries to escape the hole with you and bdubs is so hilarious and painful 😂

@grutarg2938

5 ай бұрын

I have absolutely no idea what he was trying to do.

@ExtraChillFurry

5 ай бұрын

damn it I'm so curious I'm going to his vid after

@Rodrixxil

5 ай бұрын

@@ExtraChillFurry Everything he does will make sense!

@masonjar213_

5 ай бұрын

I’m gonna go to his video after this and have an “ohhhhh” moment

@ExtraChillFurry

5 ай бұрын

@@Rodrixxil I'm at 6:40 of etho's vid right now so I've seen the task but not the moment. won't spoil the task ofc but omfg edit: I reached the moment 🤣🤣

the 'Out of Context' editors are going to have so much fun with this episode

@Gollish

5 ай бұрын

Fr. Especially the part when Lizzie came to Joel after Jimmy accidentally killed her 🤣

@jamesorendorff2284

5 ай бұрын

this entire session got out of control

@rubbydraco1334

5 ай бұрын

Context does not make it better 😂

@Ashent1

5 ай бұрын

“She was naked on top of an invisible horse”

@Gollish

5 ай бұрын

@@Ashent1 And the "So you hit her?" part could also be taken out of context sounding like he's abused her 😭

23:23 I lost it when Lizzie started mimicking Joel like her first task instructed considering by this point in the session she'd already rerolled for her hard task. 🤣

it feels so odd seeing Joel having a very calm and successful episode while Lizzie is on panic mode the whole session.

Watching Etho while knowing his task is hilarious

@ItsNeito

5 ай бұрын

Real

Honestly, the bit with Pearl and Joel at the spawner was amazing. Watching Pearl's POV she was literally just trolling Joel into helping him complete his task 🤣

@saltyytearsz

Ай бұрын

I know right😂😂😂

Task idea: Tell at least 5 people 5 different fun facts that are completely wrong without getting called out

@ItsNeito

5 ай бұрын

I Like this one

@x_potato4081

5 ай бұрын

this ones funny

@kx4998

5 ай бұрын

just need to add that you can only get call out once/3 times or you fail

Task idea: get the whole server to go to Lizzy's house and yell "surprise" when she comes in.

@idkanymore4664

5 ай бұрын

Hopefully it would make up the failed slumber party 😭

@jemuelllabuan4731

5 ай бұрын

THIS WOULD BE GOOD

@jemuelllabuan4731

5 ай бұрын

Up

@jemuelllabuan4731

5 ай бұрын

Up

@izzys9330

5 ай бұрын

SHED BE SO HAPPY AW

Green Task idea: You are a where-wolf. While it is night time, you are only allowed to speak to other players if it’s in the form of a question. If you accidentally say something that isn’t a question, you do not fail, so long as you immeditaky make a dog noise afterward.

@rachelsiler914

5 ай бұрын

that’s hilarious

@ginniegill1026

5 ай бұрын

Excellent. Too bad ren isn't in this season

@coralqueen6064

5 ай бұрын

This would literally be SO funny

@jchan8276

5 ай бұрын

GUYS BOOST THIS COMMENT I ACTUALLY WANT TO SEE THIS AHHAHA

@ilikepineappleonpizza4257

5 ай бұрын

YES PLEASE

This task was absolutely hilarious in Pearl’s video, I was just waiting for Joel’s pov to come out haha

@grutarg2938

5 ай бұрын

Oh, I will have to watch Pearl next.

@Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertale

5 ай бұрын

I thought Joel was just joking around lol

@AnamikaTheWolf

5 ай бұрын

​@@Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertaleit's pretty on-brand for him.

somehow joels pov is actually like the least stressful this season how has that happened

@meowtain9566

5 ай бұрын

Clearly it's because nobody has played as much minecraft as he has or knows more about the game than he does. Good thing he shared some of that knowledge with Pearl this session 😂

@kairavpatel1392

5 ай бұрын

@@meowtain9566 fr we are lucky that he has bestowed his godly Minecraft knowledge upon us

@angel._-

5 ай бұрын

It reminds me of empires1 when he was just ignoring all the xornoth lore

@asteriiaa_

5 ай бұрын

@@angel._- oh yeah, that was hilarious

“Mine is red, white, stripy, I bet you've never seen one like that.” This was one of the funniest sentences I've ever heard!!🤣🤣 Joel is hilarious 🤣

Jimmy’s “I didn’t mean to! I didn’t mean to!” to Joel was hilarious!!! And then when Lizzie explains she wanted to make people laugh to cheer herself up and you hear Jimmy’s heart break…so sweet

Joel: Isn't that a big tower Scar? Scar: Its *thicc* *Gem dying in corner*

Task idea: You are now a caveman. You can only use stone or wood tools for the rest of the session

@nilshaas8434

5 ай бұрын

YES

@nilshaas8434

5 ай бұрын

replying again for the algorithm

@chillpolarbear

5 ай бұрын

This is actually such a good one

@ThatsABeans

5 ай бұрын

Ooooo good one

@Doritowastaken

5 ай бұрын

Eh a bit too easy. Maybe add that they have to behave like a caveman to make it more interesting

I lost it at 34:00 when Lizzie and Jimmy are telling Joel what happened with why Lizzie is now red. Joel was on a piece of beef, but the moment Lizzie said Jimmy hit her with a sword he immediately swapped to his axe. And the slow animation of it coming up was so funny! XD

Your wife's been having a bad day from one task to another, then a red karma that goes by three names hits her in a swing because no one else was there to make her feel better.

@quombs

5 ай бұрын

ur corny he can watch his own wife’s videos

@AmenKing1999

5 ай бұрын

@@quombs =P

@AnimeFallen1

5 ай бұрын

fr @@quombs

Pearl is such a good sport lmao

@RealJessL

5 ай бұрын

Ikr lmao I'd have told his ass off

I could almost see the moment when Pearl decided to really play along with Joel's task, at the zombie spawner. Very much a "yes, and" moment.

“Is Cleo in the end?” was kinda funny after seeing Lizzy’s perspective where it turns out they’re the only person joining her in the end

I feel like Joel's task kind of fitted him well and his humor. Everyone knows how sassy he

You coming to Lizzy's birthday party and to cheer her up after she died is ultra wholesome.

Joel stopping his Timelapse just to go to Lizzie even though no one showed up to her slumber party is the cutest thing ever why am I crying 😭💕

I was dying when Scar called the tower thick. It was the perfect end to that whole conversation about the tower.

"it's red white and stripy, i bet you have never seen one like that" 💀💀💀💀

@talkalexis

5 ай бұрын

what the jok3

@It-b-Blair

5 ай бұрын

Coming from a country that eats spotted dick, I’m surprised he felt that was a rational counterpoint 😂😂😂

@OktoberVanderslice

5 ай бұрын

​@@talkalexis"one" = p3nis (its a dxck joke) srry not so PG

@loreteller.

5 ай бұрын

​@@talkalexisit's a pp joke

Task idea: Build a miniature version of a build from a previous life series and have 2 people correctly guess what it is without you prompting them. The guessers must not be a previous inhabitant of the build.

Task Idea: Perform someone else's task from a previous session on/to the person who originally had it without them calling you out.

"This is not the childhood memory I want to bring back" 😂

Perfect timing that Joel's latest Secret Life episode is uploaded just as I start eating my lunch.

@Random_Things_6

5 ай бұрын

I’m just chilling at 8 o’clock in the noght

@kumori_77

5 ай бұрын

lunch at 9:00pm??

@lemnlyme

5 ай бұрын

@@Random_Things_6it’s 1:06 pm for me

@kingjet4456

5 ай бұрын

@@kumori_77 they're probably in a different time zone

@johannamallion4766

5 ай бұрын

It’s 10pm for me, but I wish it was lunch time I like lunch

TBH Joel should join hermitcraft, he's a underrated builder

@R0gue.The.T1g3r

5 ай бұрын

OMG YES

@delaneykeller1389

5 ай бұрын

I really want Joel and Martin on Hermitcraft next season

@reekahstinks

5 ай бұрын

They announced that this Saturday they're doing an event on the Hermitcraft server, Joel and 5 other minecraft CC are on it. I wonder if now that Empires is completely wrapped up and over, he will be asked to join.

@Flouia

5 ай бұрын

it'd be so cool if he joined but honestly.. i dont think it'll happen. doesnt stop me hoping though!

@joelsavoie8641

5 ай бұрын

Sorry, I can't do that, they said i was too good at the game when I applied :(

Joel's mind was in the gutter this episode

@basilbat273

5 ай бұрын

27:31

@plep3718

5 ай бұрын

right??? can't believe joel smallishbeans beloved pg minecraft youtuber made a direct reference to pp :( this is life changing

@metalnut92

5 ай бұрын

Scar deadpanning 'it's thick' and then walking away absolutely ended me.

@maee.e

5 ай бұрын

FINALLY SONEONE SAID IT

@bumblerbree

5 ай бұрын

@@metalnut92 every other pov i've seen cut out joel's comments before that, with context it's so much funnier lmao

joel and pearl are a duo we never knew we needed lmao edit : joel you should 100% do a horse carousel thingy or a Rollercoaster! I feel like that would be so cool and a Rollercoaster could actually be functional and stuff... I just really like Rollercoasters okay..

18:47 I love how joel makes fun of gem for not knowing the rainbow while he says pink is in it

"why did you kill MY WIFE! 👹" "Lizzy what happend 🤕" that was so cute how his tone changed for her

i find it hilarious that at the end part jimmy immediately defended/apologised to joel for killing lizzie knowing that joel would be mad

24:02 deserves a place in a smallishbeans no context compilation

@Gollish

5 ай бұрын

And 34:04 - 34:12 in a No Context Solidarity compilation fs.

@basedondeez6986

5 ай бұрын

27:32 bro💀

You've got to build some festival booths with rigged games! A roller coaster is another option

Lol Joel calling Pearl's tower suggestive is definitely a 'pot-kettle' situation 😂😂❤

The whole base thing not being "PG" was hilarious 😂

So I've never seen this channel until the Secret Life Ep.1-5 got recommended to me in my home feed... and what a pleasant surprise! Besides knowing Martin from some Yogscast vids this gang is completely new to me and I must say you have one of the most relaxing and flowing narrating and the 'emotion intonations' and your humor timing are spot on. The whole gang seems so wholesome, too! Thanks for the entertaining episodes - lovely thinking out loud sessions and banter, top notch.

I'm so excited, I love this smp and I love watching both Joel and Lizzie's perspectives tbh

everyone being so nice and helpful at the beginning with joel's xp farm was so sweet (':

23:20 the music stopping while Lizzie rides off into the distance made me laugh so hard

YEAHHHHH BEANS

Task Suggestion: You must recreate two major events from previous sessions in Secret Life.

@Doritowastaken

5 ай бұрын

I think from previous seasons would be better

Joel arriving at lizzies party and trying to make her feel good was so wholesome I love them

“i KiNdA nEeD tHe DiAmOnD pIcKaXe, I kInDa NeEd It” -Lizzie 2023

I'm gonna be so fr I watched Pearl’s video first and legit thought Joel's task was sexism 💀 Edit: yall this is a joke. Not an accusation or a comment on society

@transwithnoplans

5 ай бұрын

Easiest task ever 💀💀💀 (IM JOKING PLEASE DONT YELL AT ME)

@colleenlavigne2196

5 ай бұрын

😂 I thought it was Mansplaining when I watched Pearl 😂

@prudentia_8813

5 ай бұрын

NO BECAUSE YOU'RE SO RIGHT. I THOUGHT JOEL'S TASK WAS JUST TO MANSPLAIN EVERYTHING. God bless Pearl for just going/playing along with it

@stupidcunt758

5 ай бұрын

Lmao I thought the exact same thing, I thought he was supposed to mansplain or something like that

@arcticoutlawiscsm2

5 ай бұрын

NOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I thought that your task was to pretend that you’re the greatest Minecraft player to ever live, and that Pearl was a total beginner. And she played along. 😂

I'd love to see the teacup ride as any British kid treasured them 😂🇬🇧

task idea: convince all yellows that you’ve done your task. if they ask what your task was then you have to completely make up a different task everytime

A Carousel might be nice!

@cutecorgiis5230

5 ай бұрын

that was technically grian's task in ep 3

@Nautilus042

5 ай бұрын

​@@cutecorgiis5230no grians was double life

@cutecorgiis5230

5 ай бұрын

@@Nautilus042 they're esentially the same tasks tho. if joel took damage, then grian had to too. if joel died, then grian would also have to die, failing the task. it meant he had to keep an eye on joel which is kinda like being a bodyguard. he could also tell joel about it

@Nautilus042

5 ай бұрын

@cutecorgiis5230 no? Joel died and grian was fine, just failed task. The main part of g's task was dmg sharing, the main task of the comments one is just keeping someone alive

@cutecorgiis5230

5 ай бұрын

@@Nautilus042 yeah but grian had to keep joel from dying too if he didn't want to fail so the end goal is basically the same

Joal is the only one safe when Lizzie goes on a killing rampage

I was so worried when i didnt see joels video abt secret life yet, but now im glad its out

Joel's POV with Etho's task makes so much sense now. I was confused on Etho's and Bdub's POV. lol silly me. Always great to watch your upload, Joel! no matter what it is or when.

Task idea: Aquaphobia You cannot touch water for the entire session. If it begins to rain and you are outside, you have 20 seconds to find cover.

Task ideas: - Say random Minecraft facts/trivias in the middle of a conversation six times. Only one random fact per conversation - Play using a skin from the previous series for 15 - 20 minutes without getting called out

@ItsNeito

5 ай бұрын

I Like the skin one but I think someone would notice it real quit so i think it should be a rerolled task

❤The fact that Joel is the only one there for Lizzie and tries to cheer her up when she's feeling down really warms my heart ❤️

Speaking of backseating, I'm still waiting for my Fairground On The Mound Merry-go-Round. I've found the "Ound" sounds abound. Praise the mound.

I love how Pearl was fully on board XD

The whole "We walk the line here" scene is so wild lmfao, funniest thing I've ever seen

A rollercoaster would be super fun to have and also to mess with later as a red name, but that would cost soo much iron…

@It-b-Blair

5 ай бұрын

It really should happen though! Maybe a good end city raid or two would do it…

Bdubs really went from “mother” to “she’ll be doomed in a second” with Cleo🤣🤣🤣

Task Idea: You cannot give a concrete answer to anything for the whole session. If you say “Yes”, “Will”, “Can”, “Ok”, “No” “Won’t”, “Can’t”, or any other form of those words (including slang) in response to a question, you instantly fail your task.

@charliethunkman

5 ай бұрын

Can is ambiguous enough with in the proper context. "I can do that eventually"

@eltarian1156

5 ай бұрын

@@charliethunkman Yeah that’s true, but basically I just want to make it as hard as possible for lifers to find loopholes. I think it keeps the task less ambiguous, so it’s easier for them to know whether they completed it or not.

@Gladiva19

5 ай бұрын

The only point of the task is to put them into weird situations to create content. Technicalities like that make it harder (and arguably less fun) to follow, the only people who would want to nick pick someone on that are the obnoxious hall monitors. I think it’s so much more fun when they put their own spin on it and follow the “vibe” of a task. Like how Pearl used a dispenser which you could argue “violated a technicality”, but the admin agreed that she followed the spirit of the task so it wasn’t a fail. Her creativity was WAY more fun! It’d be fun to see how they try to get creative around agreeing to things.

Scar redemed himself to me when he simply said “its thick” and walked away his murder is forgiven in my eyes lol

Task suggestion: The word "kukorica" means corn in Hungarian. Act like it is an English word, use it in a conversation, convince another player that it actually has a meaning in English and get them to use it in a sentence themselves. If a player calls you out on it, then you have to move on to another player.

Can't believe Joel missed his own wife's party, even though he was invited twice!

You got SO lucky that you got Pearl. She was so cool about it. I watched Pearl's POV first and you were sooo obnoxious 😂 so funny!

18:46 Well without pink, purple You really don’t know your rainbows Gem Thank you so much Joel for opening my eyes to the fact that pink is in the rainbow! I can’t believe I have just now found out! You are truly such a great education Chanel by far my fav.

@luminemo

5 ай бұрын

yes that is the joke, you got it :)

YOU HAVE TO ADD A ROLLERCOASTER!!! EDIT.. AND ONE OF THOSE RIDES WITH THE TEACUPS THAT SPIN!!

This task was so silly, poor Pearl! 😭 Love you Joelllll

Task Suggestion: (involves 3 players) ADMIRERS TASK: You are in a race with another player to gift [the admired] 3 specific items. 1) a Cake, 2) a Redstone lamp, 3) an item of their favourite colour. 1st to gift all 3 successfully completes the task, the other Fails and must re-roll for a hard task next episode. You MUST NOT let the other player find out it’s you. You may let [the admired] know your task. You may guess the identity of the other player to [the admired] only once, however if you are wrong you instantly give the win to the other player. ADMIRED TASK: You have 2 secret admirers who are in a race to gift you 3 specific items. You must not let the identities of any of your secret admirers be discovered, if they are found out, you fail! If one of the players guesses the other’s identity incorrectly you instantly successfully complete the task along with the other admirer.

@Scalloplord

5 ай бұрын

This is a good idea

@reemafadhel5409

5 ай бұрын

Best I’ve seen so far!

Task Idea: Become nocturnal. You must now venture out at night and hide in your base during the day.

the entire pearls "tower" part was so funny 😭✋️

the part with shadowlady and smallisbeans, was heart warming. you two are precious.

Knowing ethos task makes seeing what he's doing so much funnier 😂

Task idea! You now have hot feet and can’t stand still for 10 seconds straight including for crafting and other different menus

After watching Pearl play along with Joel’s task I now want there to be a task for someone to act like a Minecraft noob

Yo task ideas: 1. You have to say bruh at random intervals the whole session. 2. You have to find out 3 peoples favorite games and tell them to other people. 3. You can see other peoples tasks, but you have to help them complete it. 4. You have to sniff 5 people without context, and then leave without saying anything. 5. You can’t eat cooked food the entire session. 6. Get rid of all the torches in 3 peoples houses, without being called out. 7. Wear leather armor the entire session. 8. Convince someone else to wear a helmet. 9. Protect a cow the entire session. 10. Talk in an accent that isn’t yours. 11. You aren’t allowed to talk to certain people the entire session, you have to stay quiet if you meet them. 12. Convince 3 people to give you their hearts. If you don’t get enough, you fail. 13. Convince someone else to spin a hard task. 14. Steal a random block from everyone’s base, without being caught. You can replace the block with a different one, but you can’t be called out. You succeed once you get all the blocks.

Task: every other sentence has to ryhme. No one can call you out on it

lizzie and joel together are SO CUTE around 30:00

I am convinced everyone has another secret season long mission. Ethos. BigB. Grian. Scar. Each of them have been doing weird but similar stuff on the each episode.

Pearls tower had me dead! Y’all are so funny

Famous quote from lizzie: Thank you, I'll keep you alive for now 💀💀

Task idea: Fill a players base entirely with gravel without being caught.

This whole episode is gold, setting up the farm with Mumbo, Bdubs and Etho, Scott's confusion hearing Joel screaming about it not being babyproof from the surface. The backseat gaming Pearl task, (Pearl is such an awesome sport I love her lmao), Mumbo and Pearl's tower section, Lizzie's party! Jimmy accidentally killing her 😭 Everything part in this episode is just gold this is my favorite this is my fifth time watching it

So basically joel's task was to act like every redditor ever?? lmao got it.

Task idea: act as annoyed as possible at the smallest things for the entire session

@Brimoe18

5 ай бұрын

That’s just Joel 😂😂

@ZacharieAlan

5 ай бұрын

That’s a downer

Task idea: Pick a task from a previous episode that you failed. That's now your task.

@How4re0123

5 ай бұрын

That's a good one

@ReignyRain

5 ай бұрын

100 block water bucket clutch part 2

I absolutely adore the amount of cute, creative builds this season in an SMP series where historically every base gets blown up and set on fire. Task ideas: You now "burn" in daylight. You must remain inside structures, in water, or underground during the day for the session. Convince three people their bases are trapped without placing blocks or altering their base in any way. A success on this task requires the people you convince to "defuse" the trap. Create a noise machine in a location of your choice where it can be heard by other players, and have it run without being dismantled for ten minutes.

I love the moment at Lizzies party

the backseat gaming woulve gotten even funnier if you gave pearl the enchanted leather pants back and taught her about a grindstone lmao

The whole sleepover scene between the two of them was just the most adorable thing 🥰

Task Idea: Sounds Great... Say everything in a passive aggressive tone. You have to say "No, no. Everythings fine." if someone questions you.

The no context youtubers for secret life are eating good this session.