New fear unlocked: *finding a snake hiding in your sprinkles*

@melissasaint3283

11 ай бұрын

Finding your deadbeat father hiding in your sprinkles! You see his face and he just goes "shh!" That is nightmare fuel right there. EDIT: There had been a comment above me that I was making this joke in response to 🤣 It's gone now, so I just sound like a lunatic

@imsotallytober5

10 ай бұрын

Been there, done that. It's really not as bad as you would think. Protein is protein, ya know?

@ninianiesa2583

10 ай бұрын

How do you think you get a pet snake?

@GG-jr1lh

10 ай бұрын

​@@ninianiesa2583idk

@allignorance4004

10 ай бұрын

​@@melissasaint3283lmao😅

The adult viper had no thoughts behind those eyes

@the_explorer4600

Жыл бұрын

"No thoughts, head empty. "

@plippy3717

Жыл бұрын

“No thoughts, only wiggle”

@cannottrust3710

Жыл бұрын

Archaic creatures are like that

@laniishmael9821

Жыл бұрын

​@@plippy3717😂

@LMCorvinus

Жыл бұрын

"mmmm..... sprinkles are comfy"

Father snake really said "hey son I'm going to search some milk in these sprinkles" 😂

@airy214

3 ай бұрын

they are white like milk

@samuraiboi2735

2 ай бұрын

Sadly never came back because he was still searching for it

I love how they wiggle 😭😭 they're just wiggling

@Keijo_

2 ай бұрын

They're entire survival strategy is built around wiggling when you think about it

@user-cj4lf8bs5d

15 күн бұрын

U like the wiggle , ur such a gullubal victim

Child: "You ruined my life!" Father: "How could I ruin your life? I wasn't even there."

@verypettygirl

Жыл бұрын

I can relate I'm crying 😭😂😂😂

@nbucwa6621

Жыл бұрын

isn't this straight from the lego movie? lol

@lynnz7501

Жыл бұрын

This quote tho 😂

@juanleal-dm8jp

Жыл бұрын

Ninjago lego movie😭

@ninjaslicertheguardian6433

Жыл бұрын

- Lord Garmadon, The Lego Ninjago Movie

When you realize your dad never left he just wiggles himself into the floor boards to avoid detection until he’s ready to strike

@kimmmm81

Жыл бұрын

Bro 😂

@francisco.segura

Жыл бұрын

Imagine waiting 20 years to strike. Amazing trigger discipline

@Sarcastic.Toast01

Жыл бұрын

“I’m sorry Patricia I just can’t do this anymore. I’m leaving” *wiggles into the floor for ten minutes with awkward silence* “Jake no!😭 you can’t do this to me! To our son!”

@Fang-sigma2mz

Жыл бұрын

No milk ):

@Peterparker43284

Жыл бұрын

@@Sarcastic.Toast01 JAKE COME BAAACK THINK OF THE CHILDREN

Baby: you wanna go bro! 😂

@LeahChristine-gh2fw

3 ай бұрын

Daddy: I wanna go bro 😂

@DM-bd9kd

2 ай бұрын

This was beautiful 🤣

Alternate title: snakes twerking in sprinkles at different ages 💀

@ArguablyAStableRambler

2 ай бұрын

Sir thats a 13 yr old

@samuraiboi2735

2 ай бұрын

​@@ArguablyAStableRambler meh national geography aint giving one damn about it they film all kinds of people even african moms with their breasts all exposed

@ordinaryrat

2 ай бұрын

@@ArguablyAStableRambler Tbf, 13 year old snake is well above 18 human years

@ArguablyAStableRambler

2 ай бұрын

@@ordinaryrat Tell it to the judge

@blakecunningham9859

25 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

“Not unlike an average father would, during their child’s childhood.” Bro really woke up and chose violence 💀💀💀

@AshantiJohnson_26

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@jimmypop4539

Жыл бұрын

Wait, am i sensing daddy issues..😂

@tyheildes6210

Жыл бұрын

@@jimmypop4539 Yes

@theclassicman5595

Жыл бұрын

no he chose trauma 😂

@cdknowledge

Жыл бұрын

*average black father. We all know that's really what he was thinking 😂

He’s chilling man

@sketchyalt9543

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@82_930

Жыл бұрын

4k likes and one comment???? Lemme fix dat

@ye6984

Жыл бұрын

factual

@kimbim2727

Жыл бұрын

Just chilling

@BreadBreadx4

Жыл бұрын

He's just bing chilling

"An Average father during your childhood" caught me off guard 💀

*School starts at 8:00 AM* Me at 7:99 AM in my bed:

@aneonfoxtribute

3 ай бұрын

Slept in so much that you woke up at a time that didn't even exist

@kerorikun8910

3 ай бұрын

​@@aneonfoxtribute😂i just noticed after u said this,

@abzeezy56

Ай бұрын

I’m going to use this as an excuse use 7:99 brill😅😅😅

“He’s disappearing before your eyes like an average father would during their child’s child hood” he says in the calmest voice possible

@musicalstrash

5 ай бұрын

Dumbledore said calmly

@fawnieee

5 ай бұрын

Men really do fail the majority of their kids and society gives them a free pass.

@HEARTS4MELS854

5 ай бұрын

@@musicalstrash LOL

@rubybills5226

5 ай бұрын

Took me a minute to get it😂

@gageslater7348

5 ай бұрын

average father isnt a peice of shit like that takes a special type of human to put in the work to make one but not take care of the out come smh

I think the real explanation is that the adult snake knows to hide itself, but the baby only understands that it's having trouble moving.

@icarusbinns3156

Жыл бұрын

“This is not sand! This is weird!” vs “I hide. You cannot see. I am secret, I am hidden… … I am Batman.”

@Gloria-Lopez

Жыл бұрын

More likely. I'm not an expert but that snake has their cheeks inflated and the tongue is flicking pretty quicky. I'd say that is not a relaxed snake, but feel free to correct me i might be wrong

@francisco.segura

Жыл бұрын

Nah, it's that the baby likes colorful sprinkles, while the adult, much like any boomer, has lost his ability to love the colors of life and has substituted it for a comfort with bland colorless sprinkles.

@cookiezookie7286

Жыл бұрын

I think you ruined the joke

@theinvisiblewoman5709

Жыл бұрын

@@cookiezookie7286 😂😂😂 you ain’t wrong but you went hard on them boomers out of the blue

You got to love how the adult snake just stares into your soul and is like… “Yes human, behold my wiggles and jiggles into your sprinkles.”

Such pretty little snakes. 😊❤

I can’t help to think how cute derpy it looks. It’s just two dot eyes instead of slit eyes

@TrueVelox

Жыл бұрын

👁👅👁

@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus

Жыл бұрын

I must Boop da snoot

@yuvalgabay1023

Жыл бұрын

@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus dont

@dilophoraptordouble

Жыл бұрын

​@yuval gabay it's only gonna be once. But do you even need to live after completing the boop of the cutest thing in existence

@cameronheckathorn9240

Жыл бұрын

@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus da boop of the snoot is ceremonial you would be wrong now to do so lol

So cool how they just wiggle to hide

@marnevanvliet26

Жыл бұрын

Why would i click, clicking that is for lozers 😂

@DAWN.LEADER

Жыл бұрын

Idk ask your dad

@cameronpinfold564

Жыл бұрын

Same way you would bury your feet at the beach

@stvnstar8769

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing!!!

The face is so cute😂❤❤

The adult wiggles into sprinkles the same way I wiggle into a warm bed in the winter.

“He’s disappearing like a father in a child’s childhood” Really wasn’t expecting that💀

@ralphclark

Жыл бұрын

Someone has daddy issues

@Dr.JagCobra

Жыл бұрын

@@ralphclark yeah. You

@Ilham_6969

Жыл бұрын

​@@ralphclark yeah. You

@uniqueux

Жыл бұрын

This is garbage 🗑️ wtf... Why would he say that.

@niggamancer6985

Жыл бұрын

​@@uniqueux cause its true

By far the coolest defensive posture ive seen from a species of snake.

@TheOnlyDannyDoggy

Жыл бұрын

1.9k Likes And No Comments? So Normal.

@jacobthibodeau6685

Жыл бұрын

@@TheOnlyDannyDoggy idk... i guess im just an asshole or something hahah

@BonurChamp

Жыл бұрын

@@TheOnlyDannyDoggy Who fucking cares? Lmao

@Laenaworldx

Жыл бұрын

Wow you should have 200 comments or smth

@omgyao

Жыл бұрын

​@@jacobthibodeau6685 meow.

The palpable curiosity in his voice only makes it better.

"It's just a harmless prank" The prank:

Patrick Bateman really turned things around. From deranged, narcissistic murderer to wholesome, YT snake narrator.

@TehSeksyManz

Жыл бұрын

Fuckin spot on dude

@kinkyxkitten666

Жыл бұрын

YO FACTSSS

@blazikentextingstories

Жыл бұрын

Till you realize he's implying that the babies are agrivated cuz they saw there dad go adios that way

@XxCocomelonNurseryRhymesFanxX

Жыл бұрын

“Let’s see Paul Allen’s sand viper”

@fightsforsweets

Жыл бұрын

@@XxCocomelonNurseryRhymesFanxX 😂😂

I love how they wiggle to bury themselves. It’s so cool and so adorable! Edit: I’ve realized finding snakes cute is a very polarizing topic. I find them adorable and I love their tiny little faces, but it’s ok for people to also find them gross. My mom hates snakes and we are kinda programmed to fear things that could be dangerous to us. But if you hate snakes I’d recommend doing some research on them. It may not change your mind but they are truly fascinating creatures who really don’t deserve so much hate.

@hauz287

Жыл бұрын

I mean they got no hands.

@BLOGOSTUFF

Жыл бұрын

For some reason it's so satisfying to me lol

@tetragaming6332

Жыл бұрын

@@hauz287 to be fair, I expected them to move forward and bury themselves over time, not actively wiggle down

@Idonthateutoo

Жыл бұрын

It’s not like they can grab a shovel 😭😂😂😂

@Evil_FunRuining_GayPerson

Жыл бұрын

​@@Idonthateutoo because they readily gave acces to shovels yet cant use them

This is the most majestic thing ive ever laid thyne eyes upon

“MOM I WANT A PET SNAKE!”

Bro tried to educate, and ended up roasting society.

@abdimalikrage955

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@kurdepyua8847

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@ariellesimms4920

Жыл бұрын

Not just society, but half of humanity!😂😂

@kurdepyua8847

Жыл бұрын

YOOOO NORDICCCC YOOO😂😂😂😂

@HHtestCark

Жыл бұрын

@@nordic_gamer_1438 AINT NO WAY

They got the most derpiest eyes I've ever seen on a snake.

@QueenOfDarknes5

Жыл бұрын

It's the placements of the eyes. The eyes need to be higher on top of the head than eyes on other snakes because they still need to stick out of the sand to watch prey.

@natalwhitestguyalive3976

Жыл бұрын

@QueenOfDarknes5 I was thinking it's eyes kinda look similar to most burrowing spiders or jumping spiders aswell. (I don't know much about snakes, only spiders)

@KDbelieves

Жыл бұрын

If you want to see the derpiest snake ever look up Arabian Sand Boa.

@CarlytheWolf23

Жыл бұрын

​@@KDbelievesomg they really are lmao, they look like a kid tried to sculpt a snake in art class for the first time and it's just how it turned out lol

@AlphaMachina

Жыл бұрын

Conversely, the creepiest snek I've ever seen is the Spider-Tailed Horn Viper.

Sand Vipers be like: "Baby I ain't even here...I'm a ✨hallucination✨"

I’ve never seen a clearer representation of “nothing going on upstairs”

"He's disappearing like a father in a child's childhood" 💀

@usdjxavi

Жыл бұрын

Like my father

@DuckyAndBacon

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@twiceshy9773

Жыл бұрын

No no he's just hide&seek champion!!

@fayesversion

Жыл бұрын

That part took me tf out 😂

@TheGrimReaper-sf9nq

Жыл бұрын

all that work for one joke

the bit about father's had me on the damn floor lmfao

@crazycatlady2310

Жыл бұрын

Same lmao

@SierraFarted

Жыл бұрын

It hits home for me 🥲

@bigbig101000

Жыл бұрын

​@@SierraFarted 😔

@Patrick3183

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it wasn’t funny tho

@maisnow7744

Жыл бұрын

​@Patrick3183 As a child raised by a single mother. This was hilarious.

That white sprinkle snake was like. I am comfy leaving me be

Really just roasted us so calmly

"Not unlike an average father would during their child's childhood." Bro woke up and chose to spit facts

@nikkapa

Жыл бұрын

The fuck?

@c.s.p.5103

Жыл бұрын

I'd make fun of you, but my dad taught me not to make fun of the weak.

@nickxenix

Жыл бұрын

Works for both snakes and humans. 😂

@juju4842

Жыл бұрын

Do darker colored sprinkles provide more cover?

@laserproductions3748

Жыл бұрын

😂

I must mention this. Their eyes are so goofy in the cutest way. Also, I never knew snakes wiggle to bury themselves. That is so cute. I love snakes.

@rhenieravenido5724

8 ай бұрын

Its in reverse

@KingCybr

8 ай бұрын

​@@rhenieravenido5724That's false, this kind of snake buries itself in sand to ambush prey and keep cool during the hot day

@The_skeleton_enthusiast

7 ай бұрын

If you think those eyes look goofy google arabian sand boa

@artsyhoodies

7 ай бұрын

@@The_skeleton_enthusiast I actually have a picture of one saved. I love goofy snakes so much.

@The_skeleton_enthusiast

7 ай бұрын

@@artsyhoodies there's also the parrot snake

They fr have beady eyes staring into the depths of your soul saying 'got sprinkles?'

I love how thoughtless their eyes look

Patrick Bateman narrates snakes and insults the average father Edit due to likes: I don't know what I did to get this, nor why this just summoned the sexists from the depths of hell but alright. Thanks to the people in the comments insulting the sexists btw.

@quanmach3887

Жыл бұрын

since 1999

@jonslg240

Жыл бұрын

Never thought I'd see a snake Twerk.. Or, more accurately, Percolate! 😂

@BATMAN_Gotham4evr

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao💀

@connaeris8230

Жыл бұрын

I am simply not there...

@murderfacexxx

Жыл бұрын

Impressive. Now let’s see Paul Allen’s average father

"Disappearing like an average father would, during their child's childhood" 😂😂

@rosaliemccarty3136

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@katten_ble_sint0113

5 ай бұрын

if he don’t go away physically his personality flips and you don’t know who he is anymore🥲

@BadBeatBoxing

5 ай бұрын

Delete ur comment it's cringy asfff

@dragulia_venaro

5 ай бұрын

Toji Fushiguro reference.

@drunkydrunk2351

5 ай бұрын

._. So deep... 😊

All i heard was "mmmm, comf" while the snake was dissapearing 😂😂😂

Snakes dancing in sprinkles is the cutest thing ever 😍

"It was my destiny to be here... in the sprinkles."

@nessesaryschoolthing

Жыл бұрын

"YOU should get in the sprinkles. Then you'll see what I mean!" "MAN, I DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!"

@bombdotcom2168

Жыл бұрын

Happy sprinkle noodle

@reddeath707

Жыл бұрын

​@@nessesaryschoolthing Sigint? Ayy!

@infernityable1369

Жыл бұрын

"Ah, you think the sprinkles is your ally? You merely adopted the sprinkles. I was born in it, MOLDED by it."

My snake doesn’t fold, it wiggle wiggles.

@LaZyREBaL

Жыл бұрын

underrated comment LOL

@dyingofdioxide

Жыл бұрын

it's riding in those sprinkles, you really like to see it.

@amalirfan

Жыл бұрын

snak-e ;p

@dayrocket7372

Жыл бұрын

"sure for"

@WeAreInYourWall

Жыл бұрын

Oh damn had no idea didn’t even get notifications. ✊🏽

" he's disappearing before your eyes like a father would during the child's childhood ' ... DAMN

A child’s worst nightmare! 🤣🤣🤣

@sofiabakri4136

Жыл бұрын

The snake or the father ?😂

@Jo-er6tw

Жыл бұрын

@@sofiabakri4136 *both*

@TrulyAHousekiNoKuniMoment

Жыл бұрын

*The pitbull named princess:*

@thenexus8384

Жыл бұрын

Same here and i ain't a sprinkler (sprinkler: my nickname for people who like sprinkles)

@PrincessThePitbull1

Жыл бұрын

@@TrulyAHousekiNoKuniMomentdid someone call my name?

“Burys himself, almost as if he was never there to begin with.” That’s a sentence

@dumbahhperson

7 ай бұрын

what makes a grown man wanna cry 😢

@aubreybaucum6837

5 ай бұрын

Forbidden sentence…

@jimbroburrito9374

5 ай бұрын

@@aubreybaucum6837you spelt ‘relatable’ wrong

Dude sounds and talks like he’s Patrick Bateman observing snakes

He looks at you like he's saying am I invisible now?

It’s so awesome Patrick Bateman was able to narrate this for Paul Allen’s pet snake video.

@GuyMcPherson69

Жыл бұрын

Ha ha 😅

@monmon0946

Жыл бұрын

Banger comment

@regionalnatalie4025

Жыл бұрын

was about to say this lmao

@shinmalphur2734

Жыл бұрын

Now that you’ve pointed it out I can’t unhear it

@alvarezchris2552

Жыл бұрын

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂

"Hes disappearing before ur eyes almost like an avarage father would during their childs childhood..." *Dumbledore said calmly*

@ToxicAutisticTrash

3 ай бұрын

I see that your father taught you how to spell

@barrybbenson7025

3 ай бұрын

that joke doesn’t even make sense in this context

@Sm_Taco

3 ай бұрын

@@barrybbenson7025it does if u think about it

@akultechz2342

3 ай бұрын

Copied comment

@Abandoned_coin

3 ай бұрын

@@ToxicAutisticTrash im dyslexic.... and i refuse to download grammarly

It just wants to dance in its sprinkles.

The adult snakes face looks like one of them dwarf frogs faces💀

Me, watching snakes wriggle in sprinkles: "Aww, so cute! So wholesome!" Me, hearing the last bit of the narration: "Wait, what??" 'Average father,' what

@propaganja7264

Жыл бұрын

Right idk where,when and why that shit became funny

@maggpiprime954

Жыл бұрын

@@propaganja7264 exactly

@pirilon78

Жыл бұрын

​@@propaganja7264 because dark humor will always prevail. Doesnt matter how much you try to push back

@rebecca_rh

3 ай бұрын

America TM moment

@snackeater4990

3 ай бұрын

@@rebecca_rh ???

“he’s disappearing before their own eyes. not unlike an average father would, during their child’s childhood.”

@bensoncheung2801

Жыл бұрын

69th 👍

@rien9265

Жыл бұрын

@@bensoncheung2801 grow up

@bensoncheung2801

Жыл бұрын

@@rien9265 Nah.

@markrunk9171

Жыл бұрын

Disgusting , only because we push this narrative until ideas change nothing will get better.

@pumkin610

Жыл бұрын

Too bad I'm just the three hundred and fifth

Jigsaw: "I want to play a game. Before you is a donut making station. You have three minutes to make the perfect donut. But choose your toppings wisely."

“He’s disappeared before our very eyes, not unlike a father would during his child’s childhood.”

That triangle shape of head shows how venomous he is

@zainmudassir2964

3 ай бұрын

The triangle of death

@keithlee5008

3 ай бұрын

RIGHT????

@lazyken6468

3 ай бұрын

Chad snake

@OAwesomeO

3 ай бұрын

That's such a bad description... lots of non-venmous snakes have a triangle shaped head... in fact.... they all do... if you aren't familiar with snakes, remember one thing... Dont touch wild snakes you can't confidently identify.

@maafremsayablong

3 ай бұрын

I dont wanna touch any snakes haha@@OAwesomeO

✨He’s disappearing before your very eyes, not unlike an average father during their child’s childhood✨😭

@aussie5493

Жыл бұрын

Not ALL males ditch their kids, just as not ALL females ditch their kids.... Back to the snakes, he's STILL THERE watching...

@DapperLibra

Жыл бұрын

I died

@king.greggg

Жыл бұрын

😭😭😂

@feliciabutcher5845

Жыл бұрын

😅😅😂😂

@notorioushebrew4793

Жыл бұрын

😮😢😂😂

Ita kinda funny how they gradually shimmy their body into a hiding spot. Just some little wiggles in their long body and then they like "Sssstelth."

The adult viper “I was never here” *continues to hid in the snow*

Adult: “hello, I am under the water, blublublub”

@ChrisTian-sd5yq

5 ай бұрын

there's too much raining

@zakxoxo

5 ай бұрын

uwuuwiuu

@draydamenace

5 ай бұрын

Pray everyday Obey God always do God we ok Amen

@mr.manguyfellow1591

5 ай бұрын

always do God?@@draydamenace

@sentinel4636

5 ай бұрын

​@draydagodd8412 Jesus is gae

That is the most dangerous bowl of sprinkles in the Western Hemisphere.

@mr.noneofyourbusiness3234

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@hopem934

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@Aeshhhh

Жыл бұрын

That implies that there's are other dangerous bowls of sprinkles out there?

@trackattack4278

Жыл бұрын

It's actually unlikely to die from a sand viper bite thanks to the comparative mildness of the venom. Behavior and Humans

@annabalsamo9734

Жыл бұрын

@@Aeshhhhyes I lost my mother to a bowl of sprinkles 😭✋ (I’m just kidding)

dad joke came out of no where but it still stinged 😂

This really has " can I pet that dawwg " energy

A lot of people are calling back their therapists after that last part 💀

@sandy_Jo

10 ай бұрын

😂

@mistermotown

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@dannylolz4

9 ай бұрын

The narrator/writter was first I imagine

@jaredhartley

9 ай бұрын

Me like: “Wow that snake is amazing, Wonder what kind of sprinkles those are?…Now I hate my dad…”

@user-lk3bz1mm2s

9 ай бұрын

Lol

It's cool how the second snake wiggles each part of its body starting with the tail... once the tail is buried it starts wiggling its middle until that's under, then finally the neck.

@macymontana2245

Жыл бұрын

We noticed that 😂 but thank u

@therapeman286

Жыл бұрын

​@@macymontana2245 we? You must be speaking French

@YRO.

Жыл бұрын

That tail wasn't buried tho

@Iforgotimdumb

Жыл бұрын

He left like my dad

@StarryNight007

Жыл бұрын

How can an obvious comment have so many likes.. like we saw it too.. yall dumb

new dream unlocked: **Finding a cute lil sand viper in my spinkles**

“I am comfy” had me dying

I think I have an explanation for this. In the white sprinkles, the baby might know it stands out, so it starts to become defensive as a way to detour predators from attacking. However, the adult doesn't do this and instead burries itself because it knows that it doesn't matter if it stands out ABOVE ground, as it can just burry itself and hide. Chances are the instincts are in the baby, but it hasn't learned how to effectively burry itself quick enough to hide.

@burtdanams4426

Жыл бұрын

damn, this is actually a bioplausible explanation based on other animals developmental psychology

@galaxygirlstudio5347

Жыл бұрын

The adult is probably also more comfortable with whoever is recording, thus they don’t panic about it and are calm

@jayzeuskhrist1877

Жыл бұрын

Don't think it's that complicated, it's a baby and can't decipher as accurately as the adult the level of danger so he's defensive towards anything it sees.

@CeaselessWheel

Жыл бұрын

@@jayzeuskhrist1877 What they said wasn’t complicated at all though? It made perfect sense. And you said exactly what they said, just in your own words.

@alexmsc5753

Жыл бұрын

@@CeaselessWheel his comments make me realise how in many situations people only disagreed because they couldn’t grasp the whole statement 😁 Not enough RAM I guess 😁

National geographic should hire you. 😂

@SaurabhKumar-xr6mh

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Mr.Park95

3 ай бұрын

Then there's a female snake be like : YES! He's the one who kidnapped my husband and child. 💀

@Sonu-li9xz

3 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

I want to be as chill as that adult sand viper

That joke was hilarious

He’ll be back. He’s just getting some milk and a pack of smokes.

@c.b.5816

Жыл бұрын

Little did he know... hes not coming back

@jazzip

Жыл бұрын

10years latuuurrr

@stephqnos

Жыл бұрын

sounds like my dad, he didn't come back though... 😭

@armyb140

Жыл бұрын

​@@stephqnos Relax, he's trying to get the best quality milk, it's a rare find😔

The last statement was savage and petty asf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@elaemangstar

8 ай бұрын

Was that necessary

@zer0dayexploit

8 ай бұрын

pathetic honestly, says more about him than the "average father"

@salmaabdullahgb

8 ай бұрын

​@@zer0dayexploityeah nah haha

@CapitalAnxiety

8 ай бұрын

I went; “excuse me?!” 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

@jeffpoyner4198

8 ай бұрын

Somebody hurt this guy. It’s okay guy.

HOW CUTE LOOK HOW HE BURIES, HE SO DAMN CUTEE I CAN'T

Worst ice cream cone ever: viper with sprinkles...

Sand vipers are so damn cute. There's just something absolutely adorable about the way they bury themselves. Just wiggle wiggle wiggle aaand disappeared. Love it.

@MrJameslopez99

Жыл бұрын

My money dont jiggle jiggle it folds. id like to see you wiggle wiggle for sure.

@heatherworth1545

5 ай бұрын

yes exactly

This is like the difference between the kids who are grumpy about having to take a bath, and the adults who are like "finally, some relaxation" when they get into a warm bath/nice shower.

@GiggyWiggy2086

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@grootatron

Жыл бұрын

I know, like as a kid I used to vehemently hate taking showers, but then when I became a teen I all of a sudden just stopped hating them.

@Lexcyyy

Жыл бұрын

@@grootatron fr

I love that those things have a built in stabiliser in the head lol

“Not unlike the average father would-“ I spit out my drink it caught me so off guard I’m dying 🤣🤣

Those eyes kinda look like goldfish 👀😍😂

@SirMarcutiotheCat

Жыл бұрын

no thoughts behind those eyes

That last statement was petty af 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@michaelholmes7791

8 ай бұрын

I was like TF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@infinitenothingness

8 ай бұрын

Yep. Some don't know how to "Let go" of the past, and live with emotional freedom 😢

@eparigon

8 ай бұрын

@@infinitenothingnessit was a joke but also is based in truth that on average men leave children fatherless at pretty bad rates. you hear so much about single mothers and not much about single fathers

That last comment felt personal😂😂😂

It’s kinda cute, he using a sprinkle blanket

Never thought I would be getting a lecture on sand viper behavior by Patrick Bateman

@nw42

Жыл бұрын

You’d know you were safe if it was David Attenborough. But it isn’t David Attenborough.

Patrick Bateman really knows his snakes.

@KimRamia

Жыл бұрын

Oh yeah accurate

@sari9645

Жыл бұрын

Oh my god now that you say that I can’t unhear it

@Leon.Stanic

Жыл бұрын

Let's see Paul Allen's snake

@Lunk87

Жыл бұрын

​@@Leon.Stanic Eyy yooo

@suqma

Жыл бұрын

@@Leon.Stanic LMAO

The adult snake: 🙂

Why did blud sound like Patrick Bateman for a second 😂

Patrick Bateman talking about his secret snake-collection hobby

The defensive movement the offspring was doing was mesmerizing.🐍💛

@TheYellowBlade

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it looked pretty cool while it was moving like that.

Imagine you pour a bowl of sprinkles over you cake and you see the snake just sitting on the cake

Bro let out his childhood trauma at the end there. 😂😂😂

I don't know what it is about snakes' heads that just have this feeling of "nothing goin on in here" when you look at them. They look so unaware of everything around them and I love it.

@maureenlaneski2802

Жыл бұрын

Yeah. Is it that you can't see pupils or emotion in them? Usually, I mean.

@oxygenconsumptionmachine8857

Жыл бұрын

@maureenlaneski2802 yeah. Their eyes just scream empty head to me.

"I'm comfy" **wiggles into their bed** Same fam, same

@mrgrump2534

Жыл бұрын

“Fam” 🤦‍♂️ I’m guessing you’re a teenager because no grown ass man would talk like this

I could've sworn this was Agent Smith's voice from the first Matrix 😂😅😂

I'm glad there is no jumpscare.

best quality: his wiggles