“Meredith, I’m worried that the baby thinks people can’t change.” is maybe one of the funniest one-off lines I’ve ever heard in a sketch show.

@criii4950

2 жыл бұрын

I can’t agree more 🤣

@inferiorpeergroup9222

2 жыл бұрын

shane, can we stop talking about it?

@johnzackarias11

2 жыл бұрын

It's SUCH a good line!

@spuuuuuz

2 жыл бұрын

Really?

@KnuckleHunkybuck

2 жыл бұрын

"Pancaked by drunk dump truck driver" is a pretty close contender. I couldn't even type that without laughing.

I like how the steaks just come on their own on a small plate, no veges or nothing. Wait staff should know they bout to be slopped up

@syok4929

2 жыл бұрын

Such a good point lol, and people would say we’re overanalyzing.

@tteros5998

2 жыл бұрын

@@syok4929 but how can you not with this sketch lol

@perisbrodsky4242

2 жыл бұрын

Without sides, they're just *asking* to get slopped up.

@MarcusHalverstram

2 жыл бұрын

Truffani's USED to serve all their steaks and sides a la carte until the Dangerous Nights Crew had a super sloppy/dangerous night on NYE 2006. Now the steaks come plated with sides which unfortunately makes it much harder to slop up. 😔

@markdotinc8371

2 жыл бұрын

That's kind of just how it works at steakhouses isn't it?

"No sloppy steaks guys - please, I mean it." "C'mon what do you think we're gonna do? Us?? Sloppy steaks? No no no we're good guys... LET'S SLOP EM UP!"

@juice_1871

2 жыл бұрын

i quote this way too often

@anorlondo4665

2 жыл бұрын

@@juice_1871 I quote it at least six times a day.

@MatthewMuhammad

2 жыл бұрын

This is the best sketch of the series. The trial scene is a close second.

@randman21

2 жыл бұрын

I love when the servers bring the steaks. "WE'RE GOOD THANKS"

@stephen3418

2 жыл бұрын

what a piece o shit

I love how all these sketches are based on some throwaway remark people actually make in real life ("Of course he cries when I hold him, I guess he just doesn't like me!") and then are taken to such an extreme that it's unrecognizable

@Ottrond

Жыл бұрын

yes YES

@tegrenath

Жыл бұрын

Santa himself brought this here early with Rudolph and now it's causing a fight.

@synthetic240

Жыл бұрын

It's the kind of show where you want to tell the person, "I think you should leave".

@mattsen4297

Жыл бұрын

Well put, this show takes one funny joke and pushes it to absurdity and then keeps going. Endlessly rewatch able too

@Clowncentral101

Жыл бұрын

The character is fishing for a compliment with that line lol most of the characters that Tim Ferris plays in the show are wildly insecure and that’s what makes it funny

I love this sketch. I particularly love the granddad admitting he used to be a piece of shit. This sketch is actually weirdly uplifting.

@Zav

2 жыл бұрын

Shane called him Meredith's grandpa even though he was just Meredith's father. Shane just assuming he was her grandpa because he looked old is a hilarious detail that adds to Shane's character.

@iconoclast137

2 жыл бұрын

i contend that this is the most genius comedy sketch ever written or performed

@jeremyhopkins577

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's really about self-acceptance and vulnerability in a pretty touching way lol

@HAM209A

2 жыл бұрын

I mean...chicken spaghetti at Chickaleny's sounds pretty good

@DimeloWilton

2 жыл бұрын

@@Zav As well as "I think I'll grab the gift I brought and get outta here." Hahaha 😂😂 Still kind of a POS

"You think this is slicked back!? This is PUSHED BACK" gets me everytime

@CHIIIEEEEEEEEFFFFSSS

Жыл бұрын

The first time I watched, I had been thinking "isn't his hair still slicked back?" and I felt personally attacked.

@JB-sq1fk

Жыл бұрын

@@CHIIIEEEEEEEEFFFFSSS Haha. No way. You really thought that was slicked back? OMG. It's obviously pushed back.

@efrainsaucedo3134

11 ай бұрын

When he gets the grandpas hair gets me. "OH YEAH, THAT WOULD SLICK BACK REEAAL NICE."

@mrfurly503

11 ай бұрын

Whats even better is that at the end of the skit you see the flashback of him and see his hair then go "Oh I guess his hair was just pushed back"

@idlephantom

5 ай бұрын

Fifty black slicked-back hair wigs

40 year-old Tim being described as 'the boy' is deeply underrated.

@cinesmiths8977

Жыл бұрын

not really, the guy saying it is probably 30 years older than him, and within the context of the video, probably around his daughter's age. If you're too young to have realized it yet, the older you get the more everyone who is 10-15+ years younger than you seems like a "kid". Like when I was 20 years old, it kinda bothered and slightly confused me how people much older than me would call me a "kid" when I felt like I was clearly an adult. But now as a dude in my 30's, I get it.

@wheedler

Жыл бұрын

@@cinesmiths8977 And yet it's still very funny to see 40 year-old Tim being described as 'the boy'.

@ChimiMyChanga73

11 ай бұрын

​@@cinesmiths8977 that's accurate. I call people 5-10 years younger than me "kid" when I speak about them to my wife or friends. Example of convo about work: "he's a young kid/young man, who seems to be doing well. I don't understand them, but at least they're trying." also "How does this young dude not care about his work at all, after just joining the company... usually it takes some time to get checked out, but day 1 they stopped caring." Both cases, the people were close to my age, but younger. I work in videogames.

@TexasWreckShop

7 ай бұрын

I spend a lot of time in Arizona visiting my dad, and have seen 90 year old men refer to guys in their late 60s as kids. Makes me feel super young

I held my newborn nephew for the first time and he started crying immediately and I couldn't stop thinking about this sketch.

@SoggyMs

2 жыл бұрын

Tell that baby to stop being immature and that he needs to realize people can change

@azom28

Жыл бұрын

Well were you a piece of shit?

@Crocomum

Жыл бұрын

Did you used to be a piece of shit

@RoachDogg_JR

Жыл бұрын

Did you used to be a piece of shit?

@aktosweden

Жыл бұрын

Did you used to be a piece of shit?

The idea of pouring cold water on a sizzling steak and then trying to eat it before the staff steals it back. Just thinking about it makes me lol.

@voli6570

2 жыл бұрын

Fuck. I didn't even think about the water reducing the temperature.

@Seldomheardabout

2 жыл бұрын

@@voli6570 and washing off the seasoning

@jeffreycomer1712

2 жыл бұрын

I did the sloppy steak at a restaurant last week. Surprisingly it doesn’t really mess with the steak at all. Flavor was still all there. Didn’t really mess with the char or the texture either. I’d recommend if you wanna join the dangerous nights crew

@hansenberg9895

2 жыл бұрын

it's really gooooooood

@benjaminborhart3321

2 жыл бұрын

It makes me so hungry for steak but every part of it is unappetizing by itself

Sloppy steaks: on it.

@Henrus_Second_Channel_Now

2 жыл бұрын

Make sure to slick your hair back all the way

@GamingBroductions

2 жыл бұрын

Babish, you never told us you used to be a huge piece of shit

@leugjeeo292

2 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking I need a review of this. Gotta get the slicked back hair and itty bitty jeans right tho

@cbennett_12

2 жыл бұрын

YAAAAAAAAAAAAS

@UncleAwooga

2 жыл бұрын

Make sure to yell “LETS SLOP EM’ UP” before your pour the water

I love how he's clearly referencing the ending of Fellini's ''La Dolce Vita.'' While Marcello doesn't recognize the girl on the beach and turns away, thus saying goodbye to his innocence, Shane does acknowledge the baby on the beach and turns toward not being a piece of shit anymore. Brilliant, Mr. Robinson.

@Ottrond

Жыл бұрын

holy shit, that's cool

@clos4749

Жыл бұрын

Bravo Tim

@davidurban7346

11 ай бұрын

Wait what??

@summerpond3563

10 ай бұрын

Okay I KNEW there was some depth to that part but also knew I didn’t have the cinematic knowledge to pin what it was. Amazing. Thank you.

"He probably doesn't like me because I used to be a piece of shit." I love how one line sets everything into motion on this show.

@tapedlockz420

Жыл бұрын

I feel like that’s how they write most of the show. They come up with one absurd line/premise and then just keep raising the stakes with every next thing that happens in that skit.

"Meredith, you never told me your ol grandpa used to be a huge piece of shit" fucking killed me

@kenkarsonn

2 жыл бұрын

The best part of that line is that it’s not even her grandpa, it’s her dad lol

@tylerdohoney1544

2 жыл бұрын

And that he says what sounds like, “Gram-bo,” kills new even further

"Used to be." "I SAID WAS!" Can't get over this line 😂

@mikerambo981

2 жыл бұрын

This makes me laugh every time.

@dontdothngs

2 жыл бұрын

then the guy nodding after he says "used to be" instead of "was" killed me

@gnarkilleptic4871

2 жыл бұрын

"I think i'm ready to hold the baby now"

@BaghaShams

2 жыл бұрын

This is the only part of the sketch I don't understand.

@lordfresh

2 жыл бұрын

I dont get it guys. Can anyone explain?

“Blue Dolphin burned down it’s gone now Jon Rivoni’s assed out works with his brother now” idk why but the delivery of this is so amazing, always kills me lol

@Ward8668

11 ай бұрын

It’s like some aged greaser or biker reminiscing about an old haunt and an old friend

@trouser_snake2536

11 ай бұрын

I love that line because he aggressively throws that on just whoever was near him lol

@mrfurly503

11 ай бұрын

I love how tells the lady near him like she is supposed to know who Jon Rivoni is.

@mineonlyhooves

9 ай бұрын

@@trouser_snake2536lmao yes

@aktosweden

6 ай бұрын

It works better with a little punctuation.

The way he makes that whole speech, screams “I SAID WAS! Then without missing a beat he says “I think I’m ready to hold the baby now.”

@bkballa989

9 ай бұрын

Fucking amazing 🤣

@oriolesravens52

9 ай бұрын

Then tries to take his gift back and leave 😂

Such a fun throwaway line: "I'm probly just gonna grab the gift I brought and, get outta here"

@halfmettlealchemist8076

2 жыл бұрын

I bet she wouldn't mind if he ate the receipt

@joemanses

2 жыл бұрын

it's hilarious because it proves he's still a huge piece of shit

@bluemoonbuffoon

2 жыл бұрын

@@joemanses I'm worried that you think people can't change

@Kawiatube

2 жыл бұрын

he said that in season 1 too, some people can't change

@derekparker9192

2 жыл бұрын

I plan to say this whenever I leave party, whether I brought a gift or not. Keep everyone on their toes.

Im worried your baby thinks people can't change is the best line of the show

@joehopp7247

2 жыл бұрын

I like "I almost killed myself JULIEEEEE"

@yateswebb

2 жыл бұрын

Lolol

@WixkedLovy

2 жыл бұрын

I love “Are you sure about that? Are you sure about that that’s why?”

@seatbelt123

2 жыл бұрын

@@WixkedLovy the intentionally odd phrasing of some of the lines is great.

@halfmettlealchemist8076

2 жыл бұрын

"NEVER LET THE PARTY DIE!!!" is my personal favorite, but that one's a close second.

The brilliance of this show is how it makes you thinking it's going one way and then makes a sharp turn to absurdity. I love it.

@ltisenotem

Жыл бұрын

I always think it's a bad sketch at the start and a funniest one I've seen by the end

@athulfgeirsson

10 ай бұрын

receipt sketch is my favourite example

@wyskass861

5 ай бұрын

Yea, it's quite original. Anything that take seeing few sketches with confusion before becoming hilarious is good comedy in my book

Lol I think the reason this is so relatable is that a lot of us have improved over the years. I used to be a piece of shit. Bushy beard. Backwards fedora. Vegetarian omelettes at Bob Evans. But people can change.

@justtim1269

Жыл бұрын

Best comment here :) people can change

@ourphilosophyis9119

Жыл бұрын

@@justtim1269 Thank you. The part I like about my comment is that it’s 100% real lol. It would be amazing if everyone listen random things they used to do, before they changed lol.

@Patryc

Жыл бұрын

don't worry. every day you will discover new ways you are currently a piece of shit 💜

@Patryc

Жыл бұрын

also what is a backwards fedora

@ourphilosophyis9119

Жыл бұрын

@@Patryc It’s just when you wear a regular fedora the wrong way around. I used to always go to Walmart in the clothing department. And they’d say, “come on, no backwards fedoras!” But see, they can’t stop you from buying a REGULAR fedora. Pretty soon I was turning it BACKWARDS, hair all messed up, and I had to hurry up and pay for it at the front of the store before the clothing department caught up and stopped me! AWWW that was a FUN time! I WAS a piece of shit though (:

LET’S SLOP ‘EM UPPPPP

@Rejukem

2 жыл бұрын

*Waiters whip their heads up before charging the table*

@Housty2011

2 жыл бұрын

Shut up

@B0RGUS

2 жыл бұрын

@@Housty2011 be nice

Can’t believe that lady called it a slick back, it’s clearly a push back.

@voli6570

2 жыл бұрын

People can change...

@garwoc216

2 жыл бұрын

Up but not out

@topramen5344

2 жыл бұрын

Can’t believe you just bought up that fuckin piece of shit

@EdNorty

2 жыл бұрын

@@voli6570 PUShhhhhed back.

“Chicken spaghetti at chickolinis” LMFAOO

@pandaberserk3390

Жыл бұрын

@Korozola i didnt think of that i thought it was spaghetti with chicken no meat thats even more insane. ordering spaghetti and throwing chicken on top 😆

@joeyjon9454

Жыл бұрын

I think the chicken spaghetti is just chicken being squeezed through their hands

@PerogiXW

Жыл бұрын

I think they ordered spaghetti and meatballs and chose chicken soup as the side, then mixed em together as soon as the waiters left making a big soupy pasta mess

@sloppysteaks5813

Жыл бұрын

@Korozola and how a seemingly harmless thing is commonly associated with being a piece of shit and late in life guilt 😂

@hangedups2608

2 ай бұрын

😂

The moment he interrupts the other guy and directs his aggressive comments about the blue dolphin to an innocent bystander gets me every time

@evanmilsk5748

Жыл бұрын

Blue dolphin burned down

@rogut8

Жыл бұрын

I love this part

@michaelhoefer3842

10 ай бұрын

That's my favorite pat "John travani's ass out... works with his brother now" LOL

@bler1890

9 ай бұрын

We all know someone who does that irl

@ObbyTheBird

7 ай бұрын

Omg Evil King Stan, I love your game

Idk why but I get weirdly emotional at the end of this sketch. People can change.

@s1me007

2 жыл бұрын

Music and lighting is actually melancholic

@doctornietzsche6723

2 жыл бұрын

I agree. It's funny, but it actually has a positive message.

@s.a.l948

2 жыл бұрын

Yes! It ends on such a hopeful note.

@MegaBabyJonathan

2 жыл бұрын

Did you used to be a piece of shit, too?

@doctornietzsche6723

2 жыл бұрын

@@MegaBabyJonathan I said "was"!

I like how people slopping their steaks is a big problem at that restaurant.

@zotdead08

2 жыл бұрын

Just that group lol

@jordanhayes829

2 жыл бұрын

Only if the customer is a piece of shit

@watermyplants6089

2 жыл бұрын

@@jordanhayes829 USED TO BE

@alexroberge1076

2 жыл бұрын

@@watermyplants6089 I SAID WAS

@benjaminborhart3321

2 жыл бұрын

I love how in the ITYSL universe waitstaff could exercise prior restraint on a customer *they seated*

The delivery of the line: “that’s not the problem” always gets me. I quote this skit so often

“Live for New Year’s Eve.” 😂😂😂

@MOTM1234

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, I use to know people who literally lived for the NYE party

To be fair.. The baby was kind of acting like a real Harley Jarvis.

@doomkow

2 жыл бұрын

That's Bart Harley Jarvis to you.

@ChicagoBulls1984

2 жыл бұрын

@UCAwGvyZEE9QpyFSgBEOzjOA F*** you Bart Harley Jarvis!!!

@doughnutholer

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChicagoBulls1984 GET HER OUT OF HERE

@emiliofedele3428

2 жыл бұрын

Looked more like a Patrick Porkins

@persona1822

2 жыл бұрын

His dad gave oral to the secret judge

When he singles out the random old lady for no reason to tell her about Blue Dolphin 😂

@MrKilllthelightt

2 жыл бұрын

Blue Dolphin burned down. It’s gone now. John Rovani’s assed out. Works with his brother now.

@TylerDurdenIsRad

Жыл бұрын

That's absolutely my favorite part. She was so taken aback by the fact that he singled her out lol

I love her dad's genuine interest in the sloppy steaks

@4090Ti-ler

Жыл бұрын

Chicken Spaghetti at Chicalini's

@j-meister8710

Жыл бұрын

Its because he used to be a huge piece of shit.

@HoneyHillFarmCA

11 ай бұрын

You mean her old gandpa

@TrateMusic

5 ай бұрын

Probably because he used to be a piece of shit. USED to be...

People sleeping on the dads chicken spaghetti line.... that shit is fuxking hilariouuuuus

I love the random unasked for aside about the Blue Dolphin burning down.

@doughnutholer

2 жыл бұрын

it's gone now. John Irrani's ass out works for his brother now.

@yeadogthazmyboi

2 жыл бұрын

Blue Dolphin burnt down. It’s gone now. John Romani’s ass out. Works for his brother now.

@MF-rz2pt

2 жыл бұрын

HOOOOO! heard a little cry there...

@ansel3455

2 жыл бұрын

Part kills me 😂

Now everytime a baby stares at me in public I’m gonna be wondering if it’s thinking whether I can change or not

I love how he says he's probably just gonna grab the gift he brought when he's about to leave. It's such a quick line.

I love how the baby wasn’t even alive when he used to be a piece of sh’t. But he just expects the baby to know he used to be a piece of sh’t, and expects the baby to judge him without the previous knowledge. I LOVE how convoluted the script is.

@thecianinator

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, anxiety is a real thing that exists

@roundninja

2 жыл бұрын

Actually the baby knows because as seen in the flashback, the baby used to be a piece of shit, and he's worried he can't change. He thinks people can't change. Then at the end he realizes people can change, meaning even he can change. That's why he smiles.

@richarddelo3506

Жыл бұрын

I think the baby represents innocence/goodness. For the baby to be inserted unto the flashback -taking place through the lens of the baby's own mind's eye - and for the protagonist to then acknowledge the baby's presence as the baby gives his past its blessing with its smile, shows the protagonist making peace with his past, and perhaps isn't so hard on himself moving forward for having been such a "piece of shit".

@fujifilm5127

Жыл бұрын

@@richarddelo3506 i mean he WAS a piece of shit though. glass houses, white chouches, slicked back hair, sloppy steaks at Triffanis.

They can’t stop ya from ordering steak and a glass of water

@TheSkaOreo

2 жыл бұрын

#lifehacks

@skohcl

2 жыл бұрын

"Okay, no sloppy steaks guys..."

@TheSkaOreo

2 жыл бұрын

@@skohcl “what do you think we are..couple of guys who’ll pour water on steaks?”

4:55 the shots of them trying to cut the steaks as fast as they can before they get caught 😂

@mattd3826

2 жыл бұрын

Those were simpler times. Those were better times.

I don’t think I’ve ever eaten a steak without saying “let’s slop ‘em up!!”

"OHH YEAH, that would S L I C K back REALLLY NICE" has become a part of my daily vocabulary

@mattconway2420

2 жыл бұрын

My brothers and I use the cadence for all types of situations...ohhh that bagel will brown Reeeeal nice as we slide our hand over it

This is the kinda show that just gets better on every rewatch

@wgrace451

2 жыл бұрын

Agree 100 % I wasn't sure at first and now my son and I can't stop referencing random bits from all the episodes. It's kind of like Napoleon dynamite, once you watch it a few times and have the right outlook when watching it, it's like you're watching a totally different movie. For example, the Rico character in Napoleon dynamite still makes me crack up just thinking about him, yet I didn't think much of him during the first couple times I watched the movie. I think Tim Robinson's comedy is the same way and if people just watched it a few times they would finally get it. I even noticed by having it on the background , I pick up little stuff as I'm walking by the TV and I maybe didn't notice while watching it the first couple of times. I guess that is the power of genius. You may not see it right away, but it will come out eventually. I'm sure there is plenty of famous Art work that started out the same way, and now many years later, some of that same art work is considered priceless

@wt_neptune54

2 жыл бұрын

Every time I go back and try to process that Tammy Craps sketch, it gets funnier

@BlamingBuddha

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, Im actually laughing way harder on the third re-watch of this sketch. Actually, this entire show (for the second time at least) that I feel is leading me to overhype it to a first time watcher prob a lil weirded out (my girlfriend).

@bkballa989

9 ай бұрын

@@BlamingBuddhaI’m worried that she thinks people can’t change

Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Year's Eve. Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's. Big, rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it. Water splashing around the table makes the night SO much more fun. After the club, go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say, "No sloppy steaks," but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water. Before you knew it, we were dumping that water on those steaks. The waiters were coming to try and snatch 'em up. We had to eat as fast as we could! Oh, I miss those nights. I WAS a piece of shit, though.

@mikerambo981

2 жыл бұрын

Used to be

@leandersantos2477

2 жыл бұрын

HE SAID WAS

@chrisbeyer6977

2 жыл бұрын

Hey buddy

@henryfinlay

2 жыл бұрын

going to use this as a monologue in my acting class!

@slyhunter

2 жыл бұрын

I think I'm ready to hold the baby now :)

"you think this is slicked back?! THIS IS PUUSHED BACK!" 🤣 so many random hilarious lines

The two waiters reacting and running in slow motion towards the table is just the icing on the cake for me 😂😂 I can never get tired of this skit he captures the feeling what reminds me of a bunch of late 30s/40s married men getting a night out for once hanging out acting stupid "bad" lmao 😂😂😂😂

I love this show as much as my wife dislikes it. Maybe even more.

@phillipallred5172

2 жыл бұрын

Fuck, same.

@0Vegeta0

2 жыл бұрын

Drop her

@gregpohlmeier

2 жыл бұрын

Same, mine can’t stand it but I think it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

@Chino780

2 жыл бұрын

She might come around. People can change.

@sloppysteaks5813

2 жыл бұрын

Dude, my friend (female) HATES this show and Tim specifically. I can’t process it.

all of the thumbs down are waiters trying to take away sloppy steaks

@Derfboy

2 жыл бұрын

lol, there's literally one thumbs down when you wrote this.

@mistino1580

2 жыл бұрын

It's the worst part of the restaurant industry

@CrazyHorseInvincible

2 жыл бұрын

@@Derfboy Who's going to know that, now? I could edit a comment from a year ago and claim that the video I watched had as many dislikes as I feel like saying it did, and no one would ever know.

@AlexFarleyMusic

2 жыл бұрын

How many thumbs down now?

@MrGobi

Жыл бұрын

Nice clapback

History was made in this sketch.

@brianbagnall3029

2 жыл бұрын

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of steaks were suddenly covered in water.

@peeweej227

2 жыл бұрын

Let’s slop em up is the funniest line of all time

“You think this is slicked back? This is PUSHED back.” To be fair, there is a difference.

@invisibomykol1

2 жыл бұрын

Spoken like someone that used to be a real P.O.S.

@sherryberry007

2 жыл бұрын

@@invisibomykol1 I’ll happily take that label.

@cameronlopez5448

Жыл бұрын

Best line ever! I use it quite often lol

Somehow the father’s past seems even darker. Itty bitty jeans and chicken spaghetti sounds grimy af

@gbeach85

2 жыл бұрын

Leave him alone, he isn’t that guy anymore.

@devinmir762

2 жыл бұрын

@@gbeach85 I guess I was just one of those babies that didn’t think people could change

@Calicocutpants

2 жыл бұрын

Chicken Spaghetti sounds like such a douchey thing to order/eat. Definitely the move a piece of shit would make.

@kyleuhlig1529

2 жыл бұрын

​@@Calicocutpants They can't stop you from ordering the tour of italy and a side of chicken

@mikerambo981

2 жыл бұрын

“Chicken spaghetti” makes me laugh every time I see this bit

The fucking dangerous night somg kills me

@toddysurcharge771

2 жыл бұрын

Dangerous Knife not Night

@dblockbass

2 жыл бұрын

Autotune in over-excess.

@markrose55

2 жыл бұрын

Me too. Is it a real song?? Im finna find it

@johnnyfree

2 жыл бұрын

@@markrose55 sung by Ezra from Vampire Weekend

@jamesrobertstclair

2 жыл бұрын

Just hearing it makes me miss those nights.

2:05 "OH!" gets me every time. Like thats the only reason a baby could possibly be crying.

I don't understand why the head shake/arms raised move he does walking into the restaurant is so funny. I think about it on a regular basis and laugh every time.

@Ottrond

Жыл бұрын

he's so confident, he carries himself with such bravado, all for some sloppy steaks

I used to be a piece of shit. Hot dog costume, crashing my hot dog car through stores, glizzies at Wiener Hall. People can change.

@KnuckleHunkybuck

2 жыл бұрын

If you use the word "glizzies" to refer to hot dogs, I've got bad news for you: you might not have changed as much as you think you have.

@kirantruter6218

2 жыл бұрын

"I used to glizzy up, now I'm rather frank about it" - Lucas Wallick (used to be a piece of shit)

@bobstevens2888

Жыл бұрын

Saying Glizzy =gen z = huge piece of shit

The fact that vampire weekend did the song somehow makes this even funnier to me

@myrddin8673

2 жыл бұрын

I fucking knew that was them, I was specifically looking for a comment to confirm it so thank you.

@mark_reviews-reddit

2 жыл бұрын

Wait is it really? That's fucking hilarious

@mattd3826

2 жыл бұрын

Wait really? What's the song called, is there a full version of it somewhere?

@Kam-jk9yi

2 жыл бұрын

@@mattd3826 dangerous night i believe is the title, but I'm not sure if there's a studio version to stream anywhere

@justtim1269

Жыл бұрын

Had no idea that was them. Incredible song

“It’s steak with water dumped on it, it’s REALLY REALLY GOOD.” I have no idea why he’s talking like that and I don’t care. It’s hilarious 😂

@henryfuller7627

2 жыл бұрын

My fav part

@mattconway2420

2 жыл бұрын

His delivery is what makes these so funny, he's absolutely fuckin hilarious on another level. I had to rewind most clips more than once due to the hardest laughter that can bring the depression out of someone suicidal. You can't be upset when you're laughing, it's impossible. I dunno if I'll ever laugh that hard again in my life, but chances are it will be due to season three. Fuck you Doug!

@mousebone

2 жыл бұрын

Me toooooo-I can’t say why the way he says that feels so familiar, but it’s like he taps into something and it’s so brilliant

@evanmilsk5748

Жыл бұрын

It’s funny that the grandpa used to be a piece of shit and he was interested in what sloppy steaks were.

I’m not sure why the watery steaks was such a huge problem for the staff but it’s absurdly hilarious.

@MrEazyE357

Жыл бұрын

It's right there in the name; they're sloppy. They make a huge mess.

It's a dangerous night The night is a knife It's the night of my life I want a dangerous night

@rekor

2 жыл бұрын

I liked that song actually.

@danielhowden5489

2 жыл бұрын

@@rekor Vampire Weekend

@kellylyons1038

2 жыл бұрын

We went out for wings once...

@paisan8766

2 жыл бұрын

The production quality

This whole season was genius. My favorite sketch was the Professor out to dinner with his former students🤣

@Andy-ri1ns

2 жыл бұрын

Gimme dat

@treyebillups8602

2 жыл бұрын

Andy I’m joking, I’m joking!

@NYCybertruck

2 жыл бұрын

Dylan, I’m gonna eat the whole thing.

@persona1822

2 жыл бұрын

I house your comment

@davidmckesey7119

2 жыл бұрын

Hold on I wasn't recording, say it again

I love that this sketch is called baby cries when it could've been called so many things.

@Ottrond

Жыл бұрын

sloppy steaks...

Music absolutely kills it and makes the episode. 15/10 would recommend

@stormo_d9685

2 жыл бұрын

It's a dangerous niiiiight

I can't remember the last time I laughed as hard as when they started dumping water on those steaks

@andrewcugliari3425

2 жыл бұрын

LET’S SLOP EM UP

@gregoryjester5167

2 жыл бұрын

I died laughing too, the setup is so good. What kind of guys do you think we are?

@iwasonceaDJ

2 жыл бұрын

Dangerous nights

@KCMasterpiece0527

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed even harder when the waiters go running to the table after the crew slops up the steaks

If a guy walks in a restaurant with a vest, chains, and two shirts on. That guy is a madman and clearly is ready to slop up some steaks.

The “Dangerous Night” bit at the end is perfect, idk why but it caught me off guard and had me in tears

‘Dangerous nights group? We went out for wings one time.’ Gotta love how delusional he is lol

Everything hinges on: “Let him hold the baby, people can change.”

@dabble778

Жыл бұрын

... but babies can't change themselves...

I love how he was going to take his gift and leave-the biggest piece of shit move ever

This sketch is simultaneously one of the funniest and one of the most heartfelt things I’ve ever seen. You can feel it. The only other comedian who does it like Tim is Bo Burnham. Both on a different level artistically. People can change!

Lol I love how he says "white Ferrari" and then in the flashback it's a white Mustang

@kellylyons1038

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe he owns every kind of cool white car?

@MrJaredBraun

2 жыл бұрын

@@kellylyons1038 and he has doubles of some

@Jaepeaa

2 жыл бұрын

subtle yet genius, he's still a piece of shit.

@randylahey8174

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jaepeaa USED TO BE!

@Jaepeaa

2 жыл бұрын

@@randylahey8174 HE SAID WAS!

The dislikes are the people who think we cant change . In all fairness we used to be huge pieces of sh1t

@halfmettlealchemist8076

2 жыл бұрын

Glass house, white ferrari! Live for New Year's Eve!

@alfredoprato1209

2 жыл бұрын

Im not anymore

@dbecks241

2 жыл бұрын

I SAID WAS!!!

@pinkhatmafia1082

2 жыл бұрын

I'm worried that the dislikes think people can't change.

@fuzzydunlop365

Жыл бұрын

And those poor waiters. This vid is like sloppy steak propaganda.

The waiter so damned angry as he looks around the table and sees all those wet steaks 😂 His angry face gets me every single time

I like rewatching this from time to time. The end brings me such nostalgia. The club, the food afterwards. Arriving when your friends are there and they’re all happy to see you. All being pieces of shit together. It makes me miss the time when I had friends.

@bamadave83

Жыл бұрын

I wish I knew what that is like

@modest_spice6083

Жыл бұрын

Yeah. We used to do pretty shitty things before, but we had each other. We all matured now in our 30s, as all of my friends have families now, some we cannot reach or contact anymore. We're not pieces of shit anymore, but I do miss every weekend when we were together.

@OdoggyDogg

10 ай бұрын

Same here, I used to have quite a few, but after COVID no one has time, or desire, to meet up anymore. It was a great time though back in the day

I’ve watched this hundreds of times, the music is perfection. Kudos Tim Robinson, perfect fit.

"You think this is SLICKED back? This is PUSHED back." Fucking lost it

“John Ervani’s ass out, works with his brother now”

@pedraestupida

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated line

God, just the smugness of him mumbling under his breath to the babies mother of the "Real" reason that her baby was crying is GOLD

I cant' tell you how many times I've had the "slicked back"/"pushed back" debate

"Blue Dolphin burned down, it's gone now. John Oronnie is ass out works with his brother now" HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaHAHA

@blushingfrieza

2 жыл бұрын

The best aside ever.

@skeletrexbonebrigade1271

2 жыл бұрын

reminds me of "they grew up together, rick and mike, on the same street. they lost their virginity the same night at a party at the same house"

@blushingfrieza

2 жыл бұрын

@@skeletrexbonebrigade1271 friggin bonies!!

@emiliofedele3428

2 жыл бұрын

@@skeletrexbonebrigade1271 it’s like PBS. If you don’t give it goes dark.

@0axel078

2 жыл бұрын

I love how every single comment that quotes that line has a completely different interpretation of that John guy's last name.

The sloppy steaks is such a great parody of how every group of friends gets obsessed with some kind of late night food to get when partying!

"Im worried that the baby thinks people can't change" Such a hilarious line

"Chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's" I wonder what kind of shenanigans this was? lol

@StandardGoose

4 ай бұрын

Him and his Terrifying Evenings crew

1:54 That's not Mark, that's Paul, and I'm surprised his new wife who is his mother-in-law let him out for the evening.

@dwarfoscar

2 жыл бұрын

Also an esteemed member of the Pointer Brothers

@thejiggy

2 жыл бұрын

He thought he could get away with that disguise. We're onto him.

@marlonhengtgen3004

2 жыл бұрын

Dude, Paul has NO good car ideas.

@mr.miyagi3157

2 жыл бұрын

Shut up PAUL! You probably love your mother in law

@ToxicSaturdayNights

2 жыл бұрын

It's also donald but he's not dressed like a hot dog

Chicken spaghetti at Chikaleny’s

@frarfarf

2 жыл бұрын

Itty bitty jeans

@j.a.8969

2 жыл бұрын

And you know chicken spaghetti wasn't on the menu 😏

@Danny2113182

2 жыл бұрын

@@j.a.8969 can't stop them from ordering spaghetti and a plate of chicken though ;)

@kyleuhlig1529

2 жыл бұрын

@@j.a.8969 I like to imagine it was a version of sloppy steaks where they poured a bowl of chicken soup over a plate of spaghetti

@j.a.8969

2 жыл бұрын

@@kyleuhlig1529 Definitely. Gross enough for babies to detect decades in the future, and enough splash to get you banned from the restaurant.

Lmaooo the way the music kicks in when they pour the water on the steaks is hilarious

"DID you used to be a piece of shi-" "OOOOH YEAAAH" love the delivery on that line lmao

When his former self sees the baby on the beach and he, for a brief moment, sees the possibility of change …. Damn.

@doctornietzsche6723

2 жыл бұрын

It elevates it from a funny sketch to a Hall of Fame sketch.

This is my favourite sketch in the new season, I was in tears when I first saw it. “Let’s slop em up” still makes me choke

What I love about this episode is how it depicts how one can change

I feel like Tim Robinson has access to an alternate Universe in which things are only slightly different, and television is more open to swearing and improv. Tim merely writes what happens.

@jonathanclark9584

Жыл бұрын

Its like interdimensional cable on Rick and Morty lol

@Eli_B3000

Жыл бұрын

He wrote for SNL, so it is really like skits that are too exaggerated and abstract for a mainstream live audience.

@iliekgaems2626

Жыл бұрын

oh yeah... they got motorcycles

@TiddyMouf

Жыл бұрын

@@jonathanclark9584 That’s crazy, that’s exactly what I was thinking when I was watching the sloppy steaks scene just now.

@johnyoung9468

8 ай бұрын

there were no curse words they only said shoot

There is no greater comedy than I think you should leave. I have legit cried watching these

“LET’S SLOP EM UPPPP!” 💀 😭

The ending is way more profound than it has any right to be. As a new dad, the thought of my son looking at the old me, waiting for me to mature, waiting for a father figure in his life. Did not expect to get weirdly emotional over this lol

@el_chingon_brian

3 ай бұрын

Same here my dude. That ending actually made me tear up bc it’s quite real on how your life feels post-kids thinking about life before kids

“I’m probably just gonna grab the gift I brought and get out of here” lmao😂

“Oh, ok. I’m probably just gonna grab the gift I brought and get out of here...”

@mehlev

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr and he's not a POS anymore lol??

@jakekraweckyj2801

2 жыл бұрын

Was it a wreath? The guy at the store had the same one and he said it works great

I haven't laughed so much in a while. Tim Robinson is a genius...people can change!

The dog tags and vest combo sheesh

Theres something nostalgic about the last scene, reminds me of being in my 20s lol

@sean78745

2 жыл бұрын

@Nort 2 edgy

@reece5176

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it also reminded me of all of those nights me and the fellas would dump water on our steaks and hang out with babies at the beach after dark

@hudsonthecozy

2 жыл бұрын

I agree- I know it's obviously exaggerated and slapstick, but there is something oddly nostalgic about it. Just being free with your buddies, not giving a crap. I'm with you.

@Chris-sg9yb

2 жыл бұрын

Haha I feel that man im in my 30s now and i miss those epic nights with the boyz now im married and miserable good ole days being a piece of shit I SAID I WAS 😂😉

@Emcostanza

2 жыл бұрын

A former slopper

"spiked up hair.... little bitty jeans..." I love this show so much.

The camerawork, cinematography, editing, and overall direction during the Dangerous Nights bit are fucking Scorcese-level. Literal Oscar-quality. Holy fuck.

This is is for comedy. It’s the peak. Nothing will ever be as funny as this sketch. There are at least 15 classic lines

I fucking lose it whenever Tim does that nasal-gargling voice like at 1:18. Like, how does he even do that?

@badwig

2 жыл бұрын

Years of vocal training with Andy Serkis