AYG Comedy Podcast: Fireworks in the House w/ Kippy & Foley
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AYG comedy podacst is back with a family ep! Kippy and Foley take your garbage questions from Patreon! Also - Tbone edited this in the back of a car on the way to Indiana - may be a bit choppy but cut him a break! Thanks for watching Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast.
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?
Пікірлер: 368
You know a pod has legs when you get even more excited for the family eps than the ones with guests
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
My man! Thank you
@adame8893
3 жыл бұрын
Tru da roof!!
@kayskelton4034
3 жыл бұрын
Circling the wagons is critical
@GriseldaBSF410
2 жыл бұрын
I feel the same way! Im a lil late to the game so I been going back and watching all the old eps playing catch-up. The family eps are clean living
@x21blaze21x
2 жыл бұрын
Currently going true da Epps as a first timer, family episodes only.
I'm a mom and 58, my son told me about you guys and I💕💕 ayg
Foley explaining how he doesn't consider cereal a meal but as more of a "inbetween" is the fattest thing he's EVER said😂
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@samanthab1923
2 жыл бұрын
He is the epitome of fatness.
I'm 24 and from my mom it always "Pock-a-Book." Such a deep cut.
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha trash for sure
@masonmartin522
3 жыл бұрын
The amount of hours I put into your profile picture is bonkers lol
@rworded
3 жыл бұрын
I think that's a regional thing, I moved to the South and the chicks call it a purse.
@michaelp.5377
3 жыл бұрын
@@masonmartin522 same here my man.
I wonder if Foley called it "Harry & Sonoma" because he was thinking of the Royal family's William and Harry and got confused lol. He equates a nice store to literal royalty hahaha
Joint's would explode all the time back in the day when you had to pick out seeds. Sometimes, one would get through.
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Lol true
I feel asleep in school after a breakfast of green tobacco, got woken up to the teacher telling me to pull my pants up. My whole crack was hanging out 🤣
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha 🗑🗑
Kippy is a gentleman and a scholar. Classiest podcast out there! Youse guys can stay in my shed ANYTIME!
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha thanks brotha
Foley is really developing a nice rhythm with the Aunt Tutty updates.
"The price of Christ compels you" had me crying
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
To upgrade that trespassing sign question, did anyone you know have a sign that said “trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again” because I feel like that’s just such backwoods trash
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahah for sure
@samanthab1923
2 жыл бұрын
No but out at our beach house a neighbor put up a “Don’t even think of parking here” sign in front of his house.
That dry cleaning line with the chicken foley was...top notch!
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
This podcast always makes my day! Can't wait to see youse guys in Columbus!
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Yaaasss thank you! See ya there
Re: Pringles. Growing up in the '70s, there was a park a couple blocks from my house with tennis courts. We never had the scratch for new tennis balls, so we'd fish 'em out of the creek behind the handball courts and keep them in Pringles cans.
“That’s Hooverville shit” 😂 was not expecting that one
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@duke3250
3 жыл бұрын
Had to google that one. Hilarious.
Let's get you boys to Oregon! The West Coast needs shows.
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Working on it!
@reedpeterson12
3 жыл бұрын
@@AreYouGarbage I agree, come to Portland! Already got two buddies on the AYG gang!
"The only time I spend a couple hundi is when it comes in a cellophane bag" -H. Foley. 😂😂😂
We have the $700 Dyson, I honestly can’t tell the difference from our old one. It’s all hype! Spend the money on some IPAs and a couple boxes of Special K Kippy!
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha done deal!
@samanthab1923
2 жыл бұрын
Really? Always wondered. Was in Marshall’s once & they had one for $300. Passed.
@robbies14
2 жыл бұрын
@@samanthab1923 Smart decision. They do the same thing as other brands.
@samanthab1923
2 жыл бұрын
@@robbies14 TY
Fuckin a I’m glad none of that shit was edited out. It makes jokes that didn’t hit actually funny because of the reactions to them. Plus it shows authenticity. One of my favorite podcasts I look forward to it every week. Too busy to catch them when they first drop but best believe by the weekend both are watched and wishin there was more. 👍🏻
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks man!
I love when the jokes don’t land everyone just goes😒 for a minute.
@Eblis840
3 жыл бұрын
Cut Tbone some slack.
@wowhowbizarre8176
3 жыл бұрын
@@Eblis840 He brought it back
@Eblis840
3 жыл бұрын
@@wowhowbizarre8176 🤙
Belvita need to adopt "Give it a shot, you'll be in here apologisin again" as their slogan lol you 2 rule
Nothing has hit more close to home than the phrase "never ending bowl of cereal" XD gimme a snifter of CT Crunh and its GOODNIGHT
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha its a wrap
get that strawberry milk with frosted flakes....... goooooodnite 😴
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
👌👌👌
As a direct decedent of Herbert hoover I take great offense to uncle hank’s Hooverville comment 😂😂😂😂😂 great show boys!
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah thanks my good sir!
Just like when my mom told my dad, I am late. But I'm off work today & starting it with the boys this is a treat
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks C!
Massachusetts. I worked at a Dunks/BR AND Togo's. Double slash. 20 years ago - coffee collatta's had a brown slushy mix. Mix that with vanilla ice cream, throw it in the blender. Our spot had in house fresh donuts. Take a old fashioned, split it in half and stuff it with pastrami from Togo's. Part of the reason I could be Foley's little brother.
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@steeno629
3 жыл бұрын
FWIW - I lived in the Bronx for 8 years. Dunkin Donuts SUCKS in NYC. NYC has pretty good tap water. Massachusetts....well....no coincidence our theme song is "Love that dirty water". Makes Dunkin Donuts coffee spectacular up here.
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha nyc dunkins have stunk for years
Belvita breakfast cookies--was just thinkin of them and randomly clicked on this. H. Foley, I love you so much!!!
He was working my mom over in the living room and then my dad came home hahaha
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
Worked at a pizza joint in my teens 07-09ish. Cheese, bacon, and garlic stuffed-crust pizza. Those aren’t the toppings…that shits IN the crust daddy-o! Local favorite off-menu item. Had to know someone in the kitchen tho!
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Oh baby. Bonkos
Kippy, feeling like shit after drinking 2 bottles of merlot doesn't mean you're allergic to grapes.
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
The patreon is so worth it. I laugh, I cry. I tell you what, it's clean livin.
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
Used Dyson. Lololol. You might as well install a wall vacuum for that price.
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahha
Not knowing a babysitter that uses her house is insane, so common
Best start to the day is a fresh episode! Thanks guys your the best!
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you sir!
“Bingers, Burnies and pops” needs to be on some merch! 🔥😂
No middle man on the C Barrel 😂😂😂😂 those things Are dangerous! Take a walk on those Grandmas Blueberry cookies tho Big guy hahaha
Taco Bell/Long John Silvers. TOUGH establishment to be seen at.
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
ROUGH one
Done it. Put a water firecracker in a coffee cup with several other people sitting near me. I earned the name Einstein after that
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🗑🗑🗑
The best cereal always messes up the roof the mouth
41:52... I was with my mom @ work, in a hospital waiting room, by myself, when the Challenger blew up on the TV I was watching.
These guys are in the zone!! Comedy gold.
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks brotha!
Our house was built in 71 & we had the built in vacuum. Even an outlet in the garage.
My mom use to work the front desk at the emergency room and I’d go to work with her and play on the extra computer 😂
The golf invitational must include THC edibles
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂👀👀
for real though Kip i have a cot next to the kitty litter. you're welcome to stay any time!
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahha never
Zanies tonight. Bust out the nice silverware.
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha see you there!
We were a Rainbow vacuum family... look up that crazy thing! My dad got did good by that door to door salesman lol
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahha
Thanks for the chuckles, boys. Crushed it yet again.
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks brotha! Appreciate all the support!
I could turn one of those solid wood desks into a temperpedic WOOOOO
I rip through a box of Coco pebbles in an hour. Once a month. Sometimes cinnamon toast crunch
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Aint nothing wrong with it
I buy Blueberry Belvita biscuits at the store for my morning but end up housing the whole box that night with munchies lol
just realized the screen is more filled out with items in the background. really filled the gaps. looks good.
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks buddy
@GriseldaBSF410
2 жыл бұрын
Clean living
Worked @ Subway. I would make pizza on the Italian herb and cheese bread, side of ranch... Or just cheese bread it, slice it up and dip it in marinara.
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahah 🗑🗑
Are you guys ever going to have Big Jay on?
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Working on it!
Foley couldn’t be more correct about those blueberry belvita cookies, they are some of the best little crisp cookies in the world 🙌🏼
We love you back Kippy! 💚💚💚💚
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
😍😍😍
Ever got yourself locked in a pantry when fucked up? Me and my buddy did... Good thing the lady of the house was very cool letting us out
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha 🤦♂️
Harry's and Sinomas 😂😂 Foley for the win AGAIN
We were so garbage we financed a Kirby Vacuum 🤦
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂🗑🗑
@samanthab1923
2 жыл бұрын
Those are so heavy & expensive
Wine 🍇 are different than the ones you eat
You missed garbage day! You had to drive it over to the next neighborhood (or ditch it in a store dumpster)
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Hhahahahahh
This podcast is my therapist, thanks fellas I O U 20 bones
@leftomatic1
Жыл бұрын
20 bones a month as soon as I get back on my feet said the dirt bag
Speaking of fleas, Kippy looks like the circus boss flea from A Bug's Life movie!! Hahahaha😅😅😅😅🎉
kippy! listen! do a velveeta and a can of chili or tomatoes and chili peppers. melt it and dip totilla chips! its the shit! my family never had it but a room mate turned me on to it
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
I dont hate it!!
@patricknew9547
3 жыл бұрын
@@AreYouGarbage it has a unique "tang" I know that doesn't sound good but trust me it's amazing
Belvita Biskits for a sweet cookie treat before bed….. Good Night!!!!
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
They have taco bell, KFC, and pizza hut combo
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Clean living
@a.k.4o
3 жыл бұрын
@@AreYouGarbage thats the opposite of clean living 🤣
How many back to back burnies does it take to be garbage 🤣🤣
A regular Baskin Robbins has 48 flavors. That was one of my 1st jobs and it rocked!
Toby the bigger and more robust is the old technology so making them smaller and more compact and having the power they do will make them way more expensive
Love this podcast GREAT show, no cap
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha thanks man
Like Dimebag Darrell I have lit fireworks in the house. Hahahaha
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂🗑🗑
@chrislarson5696
3 жыл бұрын
Smoke alarm didn’t go off…… but it sure did smell good. Hahahahahahahahahaha. You guys rule.
The best. No cap 💯🤣🤣
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha ❌🧢
Kippy, I respect you and the enterprise. But I gotta backup the big man on Bel Vita. The blueberry crisps are niiiiiice, especially with a little bit of milk to dunk. It’s classy like those Pepperidge Farm Milano jawns but you don’t feel like an asshole for overpaying for them.
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha have to give them a shot
@samanthab1923
2 жыл бұрын
Because my sons first cookies were Milanos at his grand parents that’s all he liked. Kids at school would kid him those were adult cookies 😂
Dyson can hit the bricks
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@imthepopcornman
3 жыл бұрын
hoover or dirt devil all day
Love my Dyson, had it for 10 years, get the cheaper ball one that you have to plug in, works great.
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Top notch products!
I love this show so much I listen to it first then I watch it this is the best pod on the net
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks man! Appreciate the support
Baskin Robbins question of not being global is crazy. I was living in KL in Malaysia and had 2 of them on the same block. They are everywhere H. Still great.
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha damn!
When I worked at Carl's Jr in high school I make all kinds of crazy shit. Double burgers, double chicken sandwiches, burger/chicken sandwiches 😋👌 My uncle fell asleep when we went to the movies he was in the back row we were down by the front. We could here him snoring all the way where we were sitting......I think the movie was Ruthless People 😅😂🤣
In PR there are a few Pizza Hut, KFC and Taco Bell combinations. Some call it the triangle.
A vacuum is 100000% called a sweeper and a broom is just a broom 😂
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Lol no way
@samanthab1923
2 жыл бұрын
What about electric brooms?
Foley is definitely right with the Belvita biscuits. If you’re hurting for a snack you eat one of those, you’re good for the next 4 hours lol
Foley ain’t wrong them blueberry belvida things are really good
I picked the pralines out of the Baskin Robbins while I worked there, here in Ontario!
I donno, Greek yogurt with cereal is really nice too if your out of moo. Sometimes when I want a bigger snack I’ll do that. Yum! Add some blueberries on top 🗣🤏🏻
@Heywoodjablowme420
Жыл бұрын
You're nuts
I stole 10$ from my moms purse in 1992 and it still haunts me today. I’m so garbage
Have you ever been too hemmed up to buy protein powder/milk so you put egg whites (from the carton) on your cereal instead?
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Jeeeesussssss
@joshc8848
3 жыл бұрын
@@AreYouGarbage Haha I'm definitely at that level of garbage for which even AYG isn't prepared. Thank you for all the awesome content, I especially enjoy the family episodes and hard feelings!
I remember renting the movie Troy on demand back in the day for 4.99 and parents giving me shit for that. Lol
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahah they hate the charges
These dudes are on point.
shoutout to all the "Pock-a-book" Mom's... every single one of 'em has a mean drivers seat no-look head smack, guaranteed!!!
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha for sure
I upgraded and got a dyson pretty recently. It’s the handheld one with all the attachments. Perfect for an apartment, and I’ve got the pooches too. Not too shabby. The thing fucking rips.
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Thats it. I’m sold!
All that talk about video stores... Reminds me of the good old days where we used to have friends work there and print us dozens of other people's cards. Get everything for free on the cards. Then copy the dvd's and sell them.
One of my high school friends mom ran a full straight up day care in her house of just families children that they knew...they also had dogs, cats, and iguanas...it was wild
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahah trash
@zebmcnabb
3 жыл бұрын
@@AreYouGarbage great pantry though
When betting basketball playoffs keep in mind the league makes more money the longer the series goes... You don't see sweeps anymore
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhhh
@jean-danielpotie6624
3 жыл бұрын
suns in 4
Are you talking about those single wrap Cracker Barrle's in the shiny foil? Also what rocks is those Babybel cheeses.
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Lol those things are high class
Ever use a shop vac for a vacuum?
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Those things get cooking
the big mans love for belveeta cookies is the epitome of TRRAAAASHH
When was the last time you drank a Four Loko?
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah the big man likes em still!!
Those belvita biscuits are so fucking good!🤘
Oof, the backwards smoke never good. The taste, the smell, the hit to your finances... How about when cig sticks to your lips and instead of pulling away after a drag you slide your fingers down it. About the time you realize what's happening you pinch to correct only to burn the living shit out of both fingers.
@AreYouGarbage
3 жыл бұрын
Tough look!
@ketchupcatsup753
3 жыл бұрын
And then it rips a patch off skin of your bottom lip when you do get a hold of it
@Brothawick74
3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that’s hilarious 🤘🏻
T-bone was spot on with the church announcement. Gotta let him run that back.