Safe to say Bald has definitely left his mark on this desert

@JC_303

3 жыл бұрын

You can see him walk past it @ 4:14

@jedknutson8373

3 жыл бұрын

@@JC_303 hahahaha...god i hope not...

@abanjoplayer

3 жыл бұрын

@@JC_303 hahahaha!

@rengurenge

3 жыл бұрын

@@JC_303 That is.... big

@imzackson

3 жыл бұрын

@@JC_303 I'm not gonna check that

There will forever be a little corner of England in the Uzbek desert.

@eurybaric

3 жыл бұрын

:D

@alback

3 жыл бұрын

Like England did everywhere else in the world.

@MrRedeyedJedi

3 жыл бұрын

@@alback a fantastic achievement ;)

@tracymw

3 жыл бұрын

A little pile of England.

@oisinotoole9073

3 жыл бұрын

...why do I know the poem where that's from

Dude this should be on your main channel. The Uzbeks waving and cheering for you. The shitting behind a bush. The kid laughing at you. This is fucking gold

"worst case of diarrhea a human being outside of indian subcontinent has ever suffered from" 😂😂😂

In 500 years kids in history classes around the world will be learning about the great explorer Mr Bald who shat his way along the silk road.

@The500k

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

@demonh0und

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@theShaunus

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, they'll be analysing his coprolite to get a better understanding 😁

@93tilinfinity4life

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂 😆 😝

@LazyPictures

3 жыл бұрын

@@OnnSight well the road is quite shity actually

"Is there a lot of corona virus in England?" Translation: Are you here to kill us diarrhea man?

@naj_z

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I don’t think that Bald got that question 😂

@Deadguysmile

3 жыл бұрын

Bald : yea mate fucking heaps

@evesyiem6160

3 жыл бұрын

😄😄

@Ravishrex1

3 жыл бұрын

Also bald I may be from England but I've never actually been.

@AeroSatan

3 жыл бұрын

A lot! I think that's why I'm having diarrhea 🤣

It took me literally the whole video to realize Bald is "the man" in the title

Taking a dump in the desert of the Silk Road is nothing undignified. On the contrary u may have done so in the same place Genghis Khan did some centuries ago.

Mr Bald when he confuses the train station for the bus station :- "I'm not feeling it guys, I'll have to abort the film" Mr Bald when he is literally crapping his brains out: "Hello Daily Balders!!..."

@vegangainzhue4548

3 жыл бұрын

I love this man

@EnglishAmigo

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha that’s funny

@EnglishAmigo

3 жыл бұрын

I was going to say he aborted to pick up some food poisoning But didn’t he abort because he already had diarrhea? 🤣

@musthabe_

3 жыл бұрын

@Tyler Fox If I remember correctly, he spent the whole first half of the day going to the wrong places and wasting time and having to wait too long for transportation so it all demoralized him. Plus he was in Ukraine so it was already demoralizing.

Coincidentally, "The Silk Road" is a good description of Bald's digestive condition right about now.

@mehrasat9057

3 жыл бұрын

Shit Road u mean

@dvsswetan

3 жыл бұрын

No flowing smooth as silk

@maureenalder8905

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@MrRay168

3 жыл бұрын

A hot snake on the silk road

I just love how friendly all the people are wherever you go. There is so much that brings us together it’s a shame we don’t always see it

Wow he just walked in there with confidence and straight up asked for Diarrhea medication. Bald is powerful

@jeremias-serus

3 жыл бұрын

I would hope any functioning adult would be able to

"I've got to push through" - probably not the best choice of words.

@MarkPMus

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@ryanessex7978

3 жыл бұрын

No pushing required.

@joetowsey2898

3 жыл бұрын

hes said it before he's ex recruitment lol

Imagine being a random Uzbek commuting through the middle of literally nowhere and then suddenly spotting a bald Englishman wearing blue drip glasses squatting behind a shrub for a shit.

@TheRealToadfishRebecchi

3 жыл бұрын

"...здравствуйте."

@AndreiBerezin

3 жыл бұрын

Uzbeks are not Brits, they dont fool around in the deepest desert by foot for no reason

@SanSiim

3 жыл бұрын

Bald went from squatting in the bushes, hiding from the Ukrainian army, to squatting in the bushes, hiding from Uzbek nomads.

@speedrob

3 жыл бұрын

Sound exactly like a clip you'd see in a, Meanwhile in Russia vid... So not that crazy.

I love how the pharmacy lady knew immediately you’re from England!

My mums sceptical about KZread and I’m trying to convert her from tv... saw balds vid and thought it would be an interesting pg introduction... 5 seconds in...... I have the worst shits I’ve ever had 🤦‍♂️😂

_Video title should be:_ *"Fertilizing Uzbekistan"*

@demonh0und

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

His videos are lowkey better then some action movies, i swear

@lowkeylowkey1000

3 жыл бұрын

Do I really need credit for his work? ;D

@Nico-zw9ud

3 жыл бұрын

Not lowkey, highkey

@FREdmaN1o7

3 жыл бұрын

Highkey

@danielnaveenraj16491

3 жыл бұрын

@@lowkeylowkey1000 😂😂

@rickszabo4312

3 жыл бұрын

@Tyler Fox Well I' am about to give away the plot for the next action movie. America good the rest of the planet evil.

5:06 someone stepped in Bald's shit

That is a BEAUTIFUL old city. I love old forts and castles.

I never imagined Uzbekistan to be so beautiful. The people seem so warm. You've opened my mind up to so many places. Your travel vlogs are so much more interesting than anything you'd find on a mainstream TV channel.

@olliegti6

3 жыл бұрын

Same here!

@MultiIMU

3 жыл бұрын

@@n.b.380 Seems like you are the one, who hasn't fully arrived in the 21th century yet, as you are still carrying great-russian imperial chauvinist feelings.

@leese2087

3 жыл бұрын

@@Boerkie1990 the Irony is it seems to be happening to Western Europe too.

@mravecsk1

3 жыл бұрын

@@n.b.380 But at the same time soviets brought v lot of bad, displaced people, disappeared people... Than you find whole areas of replaced people in the middle of anoher country. We were under soviet infuence as well and a lot of bloody things happened until colapsed of eastern block.

@hanszimmer9224

3 жыл бұрын

@@n.b.380 maybe the middle ages are overall better for a civilization than the american/western modern ideology of decadence and "progressivism".

Khiva was an arid desert until Bald brought the muddy brown river with him

4:15. Holy! Is that your dump behind you there in the background? What a unit.

Only recently started watching this guy ,but at the moment every video and adventure gets better every time

"This is so bloody humiliating" *Keeps on filming while pulling down pants and squatting down*

@jeebeeb5813

3 жыл бұрын

@Moh Vlogs Bruh...

@bobbyjohnson1086

3 жыл бұрын

@Moh Vlogs You...don't...get...it...

Imagine Ghengis Khan was burried there in the desert, and you took a dump at the exact spot.

@Mark-gp5zg

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone pay respects in different ways 😁

@AmanDeep-wy1qx

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf

That bit with the people going up to the bus was... interesting. I really like when there are fun interactions between bald and the people of the provinces. But this one really warmed my heart for some reason.

Fantastic travels! Thank you so much for sharing your adventures with us all. Stay safe and happy always!

Me: Eating my supper and watching Daily Bald, expecting Soviet mosaic. Bald: Takes his pants off in the middle of The Silk Road and enjoys his diarrhea.

@Cyapow

3 жыл бұрын

I was eating wheatabix just now. Which have a similar consistency as diarrhea once mushy lol

@themuhammad1

3 жыл бұрын

I do the same you do

@rashakawa

3 жыл бұрын

I to WAS eating... So I feel your discomfort

Lived my whole live in Finland. Thanks to you, I can see all these places that I would never even think about visiting. I've never heard anyone saying: "I really wanna go visit Uzbekistan".

@mrgold2343

3 жыл бұрын

151 / 5000 Результаты перевода Of course, you should visit my homeland Uzbekistan. I advise you to visit Samarkand, Bukhara, Khiva and, of course, the Valley.

@matteoj226

3 жыл бұрын

Now I've seen Bald's video, I want to go.

Greetings from Uzbekistan 👋, great episode

Love the humour on this channel

Me, a Serbian, medicine student in Moscow, while eating breakfast watching bald taking dump in dessert and thinking:"What a time to be alive".)) поздрав:)

@blahblahblahblah2837

3 жыл бұрын

Dear fellow scholars...

@Sergiovsousa

3 жыл бұрын

Well, if you´re a medicine student you better be prepared for that kind of shit :p

Nothing else in the world is as urgent as that troubling feeling in your colon. Hats off to you for traveling that far with food poisoning and still being able to make a video for us! Your a real trouper Bald!

i feel you man i had diarhea when i was cycling through bosnia, one hell of a trip

Me: unpacking my lunch, ready to watch some entertaining video Bald: it's time take a shit in the middle of this desert

Bald on the Previous episode : Plov is my favorite dish of Uzbekistan Bald now: BLOODY PLOV!

@ryanessex7978

3 жыл бұрын

Bald not Bold 🙄

@ranjanmaithani6263

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanessex7978 pronunciation is still bold

@holokyttaja5476

3 жыл бұрын

@@ranjanmaithani6263 Yeah well no one writes words like they are pronounced.

@michaelzhuhovitsky3889

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanessex7978 corrected :)

@ranjanmaithani6263

3 жыл бұрын

@@holokyttaja5476 lol

still waiting for the day this man travels to north korea and talks his way out of a labour camp, We all know he could do it.

@k1ngchr1s56

3 жыл бұрын

@UCAX2X5wCq5eOLA0scS4zrGA well well well if it isn't the evil doppelganger we were warned about 👀

@speedrob

3 жыл бұрын

"Ohh look.. some North Korean handcuffs"

@nickk9896

3 жыл бұрын

"Wow a real life communist torture room!"

@jolovesminnis

3 жыл бұрын

No😱😱

@speedrob

3 жыл бұрын

"See this, Mr Harold would be paying lots to stay in some swanky hotel..." "Where I get to stay in this cell for *FREE!* , a true adventurer."

Hi Ben, hope you feel a lot better :) In these Corona times I really enjoy watching you on your travels, thank you so much for that!

It took me 8 minutes to realize that I won't see ''a dangerous scamming in the desert'' but my man was referring to his shitting self :D :D :D

Bald : I'm gonna take a break after Ukraine and rest. Also bald : you should avoid this guy in Uzbekistans desert.

@god-fearingenglishman5254

3 жыл бұрын

I was also pleasantly surprised when I recieved a notification from the Daily Bald channel. Like yourself, I had positioned my expectations to wait for at least two to three weeks.

@Szorosbofogo

3 жыл бұрын

Cheers, until I red your comment I tought the title must be wrong......but now everything is clear,Benjamin is that man :D

@archimedes2261

3 жыл бұрын

He only needed a road trip break 😁

@god-fearingenglishman5254

3 жыл бұрын

@@archimedes2261 as do we all, but not to the Gulag, Uncle Joe! Haha.

@god-fearingenglishman5254

3 жыл бұрын

@Daily Bald ABBA, SOS.

The fact you continued to persevere despite your stomach ailment showed great intestinal fortitude ;)

Benjamin I really enjoy watching your videos, keep up the good work mate. From one of your viewers in Western Australia 🇦🇺

the old city is beautiful! and so clean would love to visit there one day - safe travels..

That hotel room is the nicest I've seen on all his vids

@bnp4292

3 жыл бұрын

And VERY CHEAP!

@allisafu

3 жыл бұрын

Actually the town was really nice

@AlreadyTakenTag

3 жыл бұрын

I refuse to ruin the 69 likes

@saritatambayong4002

3 жыл бұрын

@@AlreadyTakenTag thank god somebody decided to. Now let's get this up to 666 then you can not ruin it again 😁

Leave it to Benjamin to change the name of the Silk Road to the “Skid road”.

@andreselektro

3 жыл бұрын

Squirt road

@ushillbillies

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@julianshepherd2038

3 жыл бұрын

@@andreselektro s,I'd in old english for shit

@GM4ThePeople

3 жыл бұрын

"Silk Road" is an anagram for "skidoral".

@briangarrow448

3 жыл бұрын

Little known fact- a skid road is the term used by loggers to describe the roads made with logs or planks to help move trees after harvesting from the forest areas to sawmills. The logs were drug by oxen or horse teams or skidded to the mills. It also is the slang term for the red light or adult beverage establishment areas of a town or city. Originally used in logging towns on the west coast of the United States.

As a sufferer of colitis, I felt this. I got to plan my whole day around my poop schedule.

I always knew you would tear up the Silk Road with your “drip”. I just didn’t know it would be so literal...

Not many of us would have gone further than 20 feet of the safety of a toilet so major kudos to him!

@HubertofLiege

3 жыл бұрын

I poop in the forest everyday

@hardworker8030

3 жыл бұрын

@@HubertofLiege Are you a bear 🐻.

@ronnie953

3 жыл бұрын

@@hardworker8030 No he's the pope

@deltanovember1672

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Gives new meaning to the word “drip”...

@olliegti6

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@linusfotograf

3 жыл бұрын

Makes me think of Pearl Jam's Even Flow

@EnglishAmigo

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha definitely makes my a splash with all that drip 💧💦🌊

@superdomiq

3 жыл бұрын

@@EnglishAmigo lmao

I’m loving the history tid-bits at the end of the videos lately. Hope your guts are feeling better!

You did it again. Perfect place, outstanding sites. Thanks!

Diarrhoea tablet companies are smart. They knew Bald will have diarrhoea, so they sponsored the episode already. Genius😂

@Fiiraxiis

3 жыл бұрын

I think you didn't get the sarcasm there :x

@jiji0123

3 жыл бұрын

@@Fiiraxiis I think maybe you didn't get it.

@freshjuice9801

3 жыл бұрын

@@Fiiraxiis It seems like it was you, who missed the sweet spot here.

@spiceptergames5118

3 жыл бұрын

@@half-liferforever354 both are correct smh

@Kitulous

3 жыл бұрын

@@spiceptergames5118 it was a joke that American spelling is better smh anyways let's call it diarrea, h is irrelevant

I have learned so much history i never knew from Bald's channel, he'd make such an amazing history teacher.

@blahblahblahblah2837

3 жыл бұрын

I came looking for this comment. That bit of history at the end really brings the place to life!

@marcrisa6352

3 жыл бұрын

@@blahblahblahblah2837 It really really does!

@davidevans9639

3 жыл бұрын

I imagine there are thousands of history teachers that would kill for his life!

This was the nicest town and the nicest hotel I’ve seen bald go to

Mr. Bald, your back again, love your shows mate. Cheers from Queensland, Australia.

"I've had to get out the car because we've come to fill up with methane, in Uzbekistan they have a lot of gas..." There's a joke in there somewhere.

As a traveler with Crohn's disease.....I feel you man.

@sodinc

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, man. It is true

@voornaam3191

3 жыл бұрын

Do you know Crohn is an old German word for Corona?! Do you see CRON are matching?

@trailerparksupervisor7046

3 жыл бұрын

You feel men??

@z1d3

3 жыл бұрын

@@voornaam3191 no it isnt. Thats Krone Also crown in english

@rukus9585

3 жыл бұрын

@@z1d3 yep.

Whenever I think I'm having a bad day, Bald cheers me up with his predicament lol. Not to mention his just getting on and dealing with it whilst entertaining at the same time!

Awesome as always, hope you spend some time in that city, need to see more of the old buildings

Не перестаю удивляться энергии Бена. Всегда в позитиве, весёлый. Никаких преград, все преодолевает с улыбкой. Молодец.

@kd5inm

3 жыл бұрын

What?? Can I get a translation?

@maxgusak4660

3 жыл бұрын

@@kd5inm she wrote: don't stop of getting surprised of Ben's energy. Always positive, funny. Overcomes all obstacles with a smile. Good guy.

@LazyPictures

3 жыл бұрын

@@kd5inm you banned in google translate bro?

@victoriashagun3169

3 жыл бұрын

@@maxgusak4660 I appreciate your support. You are good guy too). Thanks 😊

@oldtechnobodycaresabout

3 жыл бұрын

Хотя я использую программу для перевода, я все равно могу присоединиться! Надеюсь, лысому скоро станет лучше.

I'm well respected in school now that I'm a Daily balder.

@mattstroker3742

3 жыл бұрын

But only in the UK.

@bbcmotd

3 жыл бұрын

@@mattstroker3742 definitely not in Tonvi

@1995texasaggie

3 жыл бұрын

Daily bladder? ;-)

@Godwinsname

3 жыл бұрын

.. you hadn't actually watched yet, had you? ;p

Just discorverd this channel. Thought it was a Drew Binsky like experience. Came looking for silver. Found gold.

Exceptional travel vid from the Silk Road. Thx u

wtf that $15 bathroom is better than most $100+ bathrooms i've seen edit; man that place is more beautiful than i'd ever expect

@NecroxProduction

3 жыл бұрын

pretty sure it was the whole room, not just the bathroom

@ajricherson1099

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO bathroom sold separately?

@wsrati1588

3 жыл бұрын

it became 10$ after Bald was there

@theMark5445

3 жыл бұрын

Uzbekistan is super affordable, and you get some super good currency exchangning rates as soon as you leave the airport.

@kms50549

3 жыл бұрын

I usually paid $8 a night in Uzbek but the standards were much lower. Should have splashed out on the $15 rooms. Think I spent $12 a night for a couple nights in a single room in just outside the old city.

"when a man walks off into the desert with a shovel, you don't ask him where he's going" ......Ice Cold In Alex

Hope you feel better soon❤️ but us ladys got the answer briefs or boxers lol this why love your videos your humor in even trying times. Can’t wait for your next adventure

I never even considered UZbekistan as a potential travel destination, but I'm seeing nothing but beauty in these vids.

Wow Finally! I’ve been waiting so long to see you in this Beautiful country! Welcome to Uzbekistan 🇺🇿 🤍

The car ride after he took a shit on the sand dunes was dead silent, the driver probably knew 😂

@lanceausnz5997

3 жыл бұрын

@Daily Bald 3rd spam reported

Another excellent adventure, thanks for sharing! I'm glad you shared the story of the word "slave," it demonstrates that you really do know history and are not just a poser.

This episode brought a whole another meaning to a word "drip".

@Mark-gp5zg

3 жыл бұрын

Also, imodium plus works goods on the hole 😟

I just ate a big plate of room temperature chicken. In a few hours, when the dysentery kicks in, I'm going to watch this video again so, I can pretend I'm right there with ya! :-)

@NationalismDjazair

3 жыл бұрын

are u ok

The location of that hotel is beautiful. It seems so peaceful, and aesthetically looks like something straight out of Aladdin.

Love the way u learn the language in the many countries you visit!!!!!

Your history lessons are superb!

What dedication to your viewers! Travelling across Uzbekistan with diarrhea. Thank you for your service.

You’ve made Uzbek a definite bucket list for myself

I love how honest you were with needing a Sh*t Loved the video keep the content up!

I had this experience in Egypt once where I just had to freeze in the middle of a Cairo street market because if I took a step, I would fully shit my pants.

Ahhhh nothing better than a dose of bald to end the evening...

@xpto41

3 жыл бұрын

@J T good night from Portugal

@martimferreira7203

3 жыл бұрын

@@xpto41 EDÉR

@ExcessCongruence

3 жыл бұрын

that's what that toilet probably said, too..

@xpto41

3 жыл бұрын

@@martimferreira7203 e foi o eder que os fodeu

@martimferreira7203

3 жыл бұрын

@@ExcessCongruence Hahahhaha great joke

Immodium definitely puts the Ever Given across the river of fundament. 💚

@wellardme

3 жыл бұрын

Genius 😆

@SteveSideris..2k02

3 жыл бұрын

i didn't expect that bald has immodium as official sponsor of his channel.😅😅😅😅

Haha...love watching your content!...insightful, interesting, knowledgable...and absolutely crying all at the same time! 🤣🤣

That ancient city is amazing. I hope you stay a couple of days and explore more of it.

Ben, nobody absolutely nobody does this better than you. Thank You

I am always shy and talk quietly when buying medicine for diarrhea. This mans waltz in and almost shouts it. Respect!

@AndreiBerezin

3 жыл бұрын

He knows random Uzbeks that might see him in the drugstore may not know the word "diarrhea". They know Russian word "ponoss" or their original Uzbek word.))

I simply can't stop watching your videos.

Loved the little history lesson!

Brings me back to my days in Turkey when I had no control over my bowels. Riding on the night bus was the scariest thing I’ve experienced . Luckily a well timed pit stop saved me. I feel bad for the workers there. At least the stalls were tiled so they just had to spray it down.

@blahblahblahblah2837

3 жыл бұрын

I know I shouldn't find all these diarrhoea jokes so funny but this has me in stitches hahaha

Damn that clip with the group of extemely friendly people at the bus stop is absolutely amazing 🔥

He had me creasing at the, "thats not the real reason that I wanted to stop here in the middle of nowhere" :D

Seeing all those kids happy and waving at you just made my day.

More videos from Uzbekistan, please. It is such a beautiful country.

when I was there, they we're shooting a movie. All the actors we're dressed like 500 years ago. I did not see the filming crew, so I thought I went through a time machine :)

@ansonhansley4578

3 жыл бұрын

Just to correct you for future comments. They ‘were’ and actors ‘were’. We’re is a combination of the two words we and are. Have a good day! :)

@johnlannikk2701

3 жыл бұрын

@@ansonhansley4578 Just to correct you for future comments. Please do not

@Ivarr6

3 жыл бұрын

@@ansonhansley4578 You sure are the friendliest grammar nazi I've seen today Anson, keep it going

@ansonhansley4578

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnlannikk2701 hey I’m just the friendly neighborhood grammar nazi 😊

@Ivarr6

3 жыл бұрын

@@ansonhansley4578 Dickhead

Hello. Welcome to Uzbekistan.

One of the best bald episodes yet, I can't help but to smile the whole time I watch your videos, no shame in this man's game......he walks in a store full of beautiful women asking for the strongest diarrhea antidote possible with a straight face........my man!!!!

No words, Uzbekistan is so beautiful and peeps so friendly 😊

My wife was born and raised in Uzbekistan. We are watching your videos together and this one made us laugh a lot. You mentioned that you think it was the plov that made you ill. My wife suggests drinking green tea with it (that is what is apparently traditionally consumed with plov). Drinking water or soda while eating plov is not recommended. Anyway, we hope you feel better soon and are looking forward to more exploring in Uzbekistan.

This is the first episode I watched while eating; I made the wrong decision.

Watched a figure skater from Uzbekistan & wondered if Bald has been…here I am haha. Wonderful KZread has unsubscribed me, yet again 🙄