Gecko: minding his own business *Hand emerges from the darkness and drags him into the abyss

@Mninja888

5 ай бұрын

Haha. That's any form of herping for ya.

@markustherogue2413

5 ай бұрын

abyss of darkness? gd reference?

@Mninja888

5 ай бұрын

@@markustherogue2413 whats gd?

@markustherogue2413

5 ай бұрын

@@Mninja888lol geometry dash abyss of darkness is a popular hard level

@Mninja888

5 ай бұрын

@@markustherogue2413 oh, geometry dash. Thank you. I also didn't know about the level, so rhx

If the animals in everglades had a chat group, all they would talk about is how you yoinked them last night

@izGrump

Жыл бұрын

why dp you think that gator ran from him

@canthole8050

Жыл бұрын

Dude you would not believe me, I woke up first thing I see is a ghost pale wendigo hovering over me using magic to blind me. Lucky you he just choke holds us smaller guys while getting closer to blind us for fun

@dobbs8463

Жыл бұрын

This giant ape spooked me when he yoinked me really hard with a reach around i couldn't catch my breath☠️

@getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917

Жыл бұрын

It would be like an everglades #MeToo movement.

@felixdom9693

11 ай бұрын

bro why you have to write that, is 3am i can't laugh out loud everyone is sleeping 😂😭

This man is so calm that he’s scaring the alligator to the point of running away

@PegasusMidnight

4 ай бұрын

No, the alligator has heard the horror stories about him. The alligator doesn't want to get yoinked.

@castillejan

3 ай бұрын

Nah gators are basically big scaly cats, they’re usually pretty chill if you leave them alone. It’s crocs you need to be afraid of. Prehistoric murder machines made of steel and hatred.

That gecko literally 'shit his pants'.

@PremPnamNam

7 ай бұрын

Not sure that's how literally works

@craigmandall9420

7 ай бұрын

I would too if something that much larger than me caught me

@joshfuqua1147

5 ай бұрын

Not literally

"He saw me and whipped around but i saw the fear in his eyes" bro is a true Florida resident

@gigalad4191

6 ай бұрын

And he didn’t see the fear all the other times?!

@mongoose9851

4 ай бұрын

It should be fearful because some Floridians hunt them for their meat and leather

@Chl19AK

3 ай бұрын

Bro is THE true florida resident

Bro just be putting wildlife in his inventory

@mexicanPANa

Жыл бұрын

Like playing Minecraft and just yoinking all the animals

@Johnny_Matheson

Жыл бұрын

this man clasps his hand halfway around a gecko and it disappears into thin air the next second

@zomboids2100

Жыл бұрын

​@@mexicanPANa "Oh sweet lizards" *P o p* *P o p*

@westnile21

Жыл бұрын

He got a pokedex he gotta fill up

@Seeds-Of-The-Wayside

Жыл бұрын

Gotta catch 'em all!

"Gave him the ol' reach-around." I was about to fall asleep so there was literally no context for a solid 3 seconds. 😂

The geckos face when you come out of no where. 😂

The old reach around caught me off guard 😂😂😂

@k.street.

Жыл бұрын

Not have the courtesy to give em a reach around😅

@Stiftoad

Жыл бұрын

Well it served it's purpose innit. Gekko didn't see it coming either

@DaveManPrice

Жыл бұрын

It always does

@estebannorris518

Жыл бұрын

Full metal jacket 💀

@cat_nipping

Жыл бұрын

Me too bro 😂

That gecko was just trying to sell you insurance

@spankthemonkey3437

Жыл бұрын

Where I was paying full coverage on an old car I paid payment on I paid 101-103 a month. That dam lizard wanted 179 a month 🤷🤦 check your local state farm get you a quote for free. You also get free towing even if you get liability.

@hanilockley8074

Жыл бұрын

Or blu tac

@Seeds-Of-The-Wayside

Жыл бұрын

@@hanilockley8074 bro I love this one because it's so obscure! Like nobody would know it at all. I had to look it up just to see what you were talking

@sledger2066

Жыл бұрын

Did you know what you can save 15% or more on care insurance when switching to Geico

@btnthpr6582

11 ай бұрын

I'm not deleting my comment

This guy is the only person I know who would be comfortable walking through the Everglades completely barefoot 😂

Imagine being a reptile, and this alien giant speaks in tongues while blinding you with a flashlight, just to call you a stud to the rest of his species. Peak existence.

Only Floridians have this type of energy.

@spaghetti2777

Жыл бұрын

Australians as well, but they don’t last long

@tomschilling9410

Жыл бұрын

And then you always hear it in the news: Florida man walked barefoot through the everglades and kidnapped wildlife.

@Thunder_God_Eneru

11 ай бұрын

Texas wild life ranch

@alvaroabdalla4925

11 ай бұрын

@@spaghetti2777 Steve irwin 😭

@TheOnlyRealSquid

11 ай бұрын

As someone who is from FL, this is not normal, this man is actually crazy. Even the Average FL Man isnt this stupid.

You make the everglades look way too cool

@bloodorange7428

Жыл бұрын

That’s because the Everglades IS cool! There’s no other ecosystem like it on earth

@HairyJuan

Жыл бұрын

That's because it is cool, all of Florida wildlife is

@nicholausstevens1262

Жыл бұрын

​@@bloodorange7428 thats because it's filled with non-native wildlife

@bloodorange7428

Жыл бұрын

@@nicholausstevens1262 nah, our endemic species are pretty cool on our own. Some that are only in the Everglades include the big cypress fox squirrel, ghost orchid and Florida panther. Another unique feature of the Everglades is the fact that entire biomes can change by mere inches of terrain difference, 5 inches can be the difference between a pine forest and a cypress swamp! We have a lot of invasive species due to the climate here being perfect for lots of tropical species, but I’d argue the most harmful invasive species is, well, us. Humans. It’s important that the Everglades is protected not just for biodiversity but also to protect Florida from hurricanes and ensure we have a good drinking water supply 👍

@mamotalemankoe3775

Жыл бұрын

I feel like if he levels up enough he will find one of those massive alligators that are allegedly dwelling deep in the Everglades.

Bro is a menace💀 what did those lizards do to you😭

@RRW359

Ай бұрын

Invasive

I love how you can see the anger in their little eyes.

Everyone talking abt the lizards when this man is bare foot in a pond full of death traps

@user-wx3ml9nr8o

Жыл бұрын

THIS IS FLORIDA！

@apocalypsenow1871

Жыл бұрын

And those are the ones we can see!! Imagine the ticks and other parasites there!!

@sqeakyloaf9332

Жыл бұрын

​@@apocalypsenow1871 I was actually concerned about the parasites as well, heard you can get nasty ones from swamplands

@Jaspereverette5

Жыл бұрын

You get used to it

@memefeed2147

Жыл бұрын

Not a pond, it’s swamp/marsh

“I gave him the ole reach around…” 💀

@JelatoAkitas

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sergesouffrant7098

7 ай бұрын

Old reach around

@xenomorph_636

7 ай бұрын

i read this comment as he said it

*while holding two gecko's "I'll be posting some bangers soon" Please don't have sex with the geckos

@billiondavid

11 ай бұрын

lmao wtf

@wafiqnasna4638

11 ай бұрын

Who's gonna stop me?

@MrXxz368

11 ай бұрын

Bro isnt that type of FL dude.

@impirialgaming7341

10 ай бұрын

@@wafiqnasna4638probably animal cruelty laws

@prayingmantis656

7 ай бұрын

​@@impirialgaming7341and also the fact that 2 different species can have sex

bro you can't just go _yoinking_ the wild life

@dabbin8005

11 ай бұрын

They’re invasive. Fuck em.

@depressedacc.

11 ай бұрын

he knows what he is doing please just leave him alone

@yagirlcheetos9838

11 ай бұрын

@@depressedacc. I’m pretty sure it’s a joke

@richmckill4471

5 ай бұрын

*flips calendar page to reveal that the year has changed to 1984

I just imagine what is going through the lizards mind, like "did you seriously just "jionked" me?"

@atanas1817

Жыл бұрын

Yeah they probably think they're going to die

@FelixFelix-do4xy

11 ай бұрын

Broooo we gonna ignore how huge the alligator was

The Gecko was like "Tokay. You got me."

@TheCommonwealth796

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

@STONKS0897

11 ай бұрын

Oh goddammit lmao

@osoharlemkid

11 ай бұрын

I see what you did there

@chasae9371

11 ай бұрын

Tokay, that was clever

this guy put all points in his yoink stat

The gecko was only trying to tell you 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on airboat insurance!

This man just grabs endemic life like he’s in monster hunter

@ivantamayoromero1668

Жыл бұрын

*invasive

@progmrz5512

Жыл бұрын

​@@ivantamayoromero1668 Endemic is what is actually called on Monster Hunter. Sure, invasive is the perfect term but considering his talking about MH's "Endemic" life gameplay mechanic.

@silentkillerx3437

Жыл бұрын

@@progmrz5512I think Ivan was talking about how the specific geckos he grabbed ( Giant Day, And Tokay ) are both not from the Everglades and therefore invasive species

@daleshelden8394

Жыл бұрын

Those are invasive not endemic!

@progmrz5512

Жыл бұрын

@@silentkillerx3437 Yes, I know. I'm just referring he's specifically mentioning the Endemic Life function in Monster Hunter. He's not actually calling them "Endemic" he's just referencing the Endemic Function in Monster Hunter. Where you basically grab them left & right.

Keep telling my family we need to go to florida for an invasive species hunt. You guys have all the reptiles I love!! Pennsylvania doesnt have any geckos or chameleons.

@compatriot852

Жыл бұрын

If you think about it this would be a good method to help lower invasive species

@sudokode

Жыл бұрын

Pennsylvania has one of the most dangerous species in the US: the summer tourist.

@hannahhale1534

Жыл бұрын

We have eastern massasauga rattlesnakes, though! And long tailed salamanders! And short headed garter snakes! I think those are cool

@juste9100

Жыл бұрын

dude i love this guy but don’t let him influence you you’ll straight up die going out there he knows what he’s going and has a world of experience fr don’t follow in his footsteps

@raccoon93

Жыл бұрын

I didn't know there were tokay geckos in Florida! I remember seeing tokay geckos everywhere in Thailand, didn't think they lived anywhere else!

Bro is the husband of mother nature

Those are good looking gekos

“ In Florida, you don’t fear swamp puppies, swamp puppies fear you”- Florida man 2023

Bro, ur my spirit animal lol

Bro is one with nature💀💀💀💀

Living in Michigan I just can’t wrap my head around walking barefoot in the swamp with gators around.

If you walk around with enough confidence you can truly go anywhere.

This is what the Lorax would be like if he starts vlogging.

@joyful_yolk123

11 ай бұрын

This is so underrated 😂😂

"I gave him the Ole reach around" *w h a t*

“I moved him out of the way so he doesn’t get run over” Me: Who the hell is driving around a dirt road in the Everglades in the middle of the night?

@tomizatko3138

Жыл бұрын

Florida man

@Grimeaper

6 ай бұрын

You obviously haven't lived in the south night time is prime time.

@Xbalanque84

5 ай бұрын

You never know. I've nearly hit skunks on the bike path while doing midnight snack runs back in college.

@justsomenobody889

Ай бұрын

Druggies

Gotta’ catch’em all!

bro got no fear

If he stops posting we know what happened

Gecko: “He got you too” Other Gecko: “Right off my tree” 😔

@whitefalcon630

Жыл бұрын

You, lad or lass, will be eaten. A gecko's last thought must be about its home.

@OneBiasedOpinion

Жыл бұрын

“Damn gators just watched and laughed too. Didn’t do a damn thing to stop him.”

@Kitsune1989

Жыл бұрын

Tokay: i know right! I at least screamed all my best profanities.

@OmgItsKira

Жыл бұрын

@@OneBiasedOpinion gecko: “did you hear what he called them? Swamp puppies” Gecko 2: “da f*cks a puppy” Gecko : “idk but it sounds, cute”

@Billboy_

Жыл бұрын

​@@OmgItsKira Save 15% or more on car insurance

Big ol' lizard

Got Dr animo over here

“Gave him the old reach around”😂😂

bro the animals are like "Oh no it's him again" 🤣

You guys are so lucky to experience these beautiful creatures right there. Wish I could join you folks

@leirawhitehart1236

Жыл бұрын

I live here and I couldn't say the same. 😅

what are those little things in the water

@andyfamboi_6248

11 ай бұрын

Waterbugs

@hotasice6475

11 ай бұрын

Alligators

@ezzitina

11 ай бұрын

@@andyfamboi_6248 they look like little blue fish or something are you sure

@h4ed

11 ай бұрын

Tadpoles

@nicevers

11 ай бұрын

That is a water bug called Oarsmen

bro literally scared the shit out of that geko

I love how their mouth just opens! It's just so funny seeing them getting annoyed by you picking them up lol!

That Gator said hell na you ain't grabbing me🤷

Bro would be a great pokemon trainer

That gecko was about to tell you how to save 15% or more on car insurance

Those Tokays are hilarious. I had two in the '80s. They were so mean but great pets. I could totally see them thriving in the Everglades.

Yo I love the videos man you definitely gotta make some full 10 min or more videos bro.

Reverse alien abduction

Your life is my nightmare.

Is there anyway we can chill at the everglades some day?😂

Can you make a "how to not get eaten by an alligator/ crocodile" video? I have no interest in doing what you do, but general safety tips would be helpful.

@domvasta

11 ай бұрын

Know the difference, Alligators are only dangerous if you're between them and their babies, or they feel cornered and you're in between them and their preferred escape route. Crocodiles are dangerous if you're in what they consider their territory, which you have next to know way of knowing the boundaries of unless you have been watching that particular croc for several days or they're hungry and there's nothing better to eat around.

@sicsemperevellomortemtyran3526

11 ай бұрын

@@domvasta Alternatively, they are both always dangerous if you are within reach.

@HauntingSpectre

11 ай бұрын

@@sicsemperevellomortemtyran3526 As the first guy said, a Gator that doesn't feel threatened or the need to defend young, will prefer to flee. A Croc'll bite ya just for fun, or boredom, hunger, any reason really.

@321gates

9 ай бұрын

Pay no attention to the replies below as they have no idea what they're talking about. They're not even from FL. I guarantee it. Signed: 4th generation Floridian.

GARRETT MAKE THESE FULL LENGTH VIDEOS

As someone who gets bit all the time. I respect how you take bite. Like it's no big deal cause it is no big deal. Unlike tv people who make a bite from non venomous snakes and lizards like it's the worst thing ever. They are just angry velco bites after all

Gecko: would you like to save 15% or - *YOINK*

I love how gentle and respectful you are of the wildlife. Respect that!

@JacksonKarmenLowe

Жыл бұрын

didn't he snatch a lizard really hard and dragged a lizard across hard wood?

@Vespidazed

Жыл бұрын

I mean, he's trying to catch invasives which do more harm than good. You sometimes just gotta react fast in order to catch em. To the native species, he leaves them well enough alone or moves them to safe areas.

@aandrews2154

Жыл бұрын

Does he kill these creatures?

@minuishaq631

9 ай бұрын

​@@aandrews2154I think it's pnly tje big snakes he has to kill. The rest he keeps as pets or sells.

Why you stressing these guys out? Think it's tough or something?

@gidw5833

23 күн бұрын

All the animals he takes are invasive to the Everglades (Unless he helps em cross a road.)

You know the critter is dangerous when this mf gotta get the snake hook to move em

One of the best animal shorts I've seen on KZread. You're gonna grow famous boy.

lmao the look of absolute fear in the eyes of all you unexpected yoink victims always get me 🤣

The SOUND HELP

Tokay Geckos are so cool. They’re like mini-velociraptors.

Yo them tokay geckos have a very particular temperament and that temperament is angry 😡! They're so beautiful and a great pet.

This guy can’t die

Of course you could see his fear, he just encountered the most dangerous things in the everglades, *a Floridian*

What do you do with the invasive yoinkers?

You going to keep those geckos?

@johnwall363

Жыл бұрын

They're invasive. They're popular pets but some get out or are released

@edgytoucan3444

Жыл бұрын

@@johnwall363 I think they’re asking more of a “you’re gonna keep ‘em or?” and not “you’re gonna pluck em out of the wild?!”

@_ESI0_

Жыл бұрын

@@johnwall363ik but i saw in the background of him holding them was a car glove compartment, so it looked like he was keeping them

@miLkhOnKeR

Жыл бұрын

​@@_ESI0_ i think youre supposed to turn them in for a reward idk thats how it is with the pythons and a few other species so id assume its the same procedure

Gecko gecko 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎

"I gave him the ole reach around" I'm sorry you what-? 🤨🏳️‍🌈 /j I mean I'm here for it, me too 💅🏻

I swear the everglades is like pokemon safari zone 😂

I love your videos. Thank you for catching all the critters that don't belong in Florida. I appreciate you.

Woah he used a snake hook? That’s a first!

Never have to worry about bare footn in the everglades...

Your so brave for this!

Bro literally walked to a wild alligator like it was nothing, I can’t tell that’s stupidity or bravery

@SoulOfVr

6 ай бұрын

they fear him its all good

he's a menace to the wildlife....lol. they must be like, he has come again!

Hngggg I love tokay geckos

I subscribed because you know how to handle Tokay gecko's.

Considering you walk barefoot in the craziest places I genuinely was not expecting the snake hook for the cotton mouth. But safety first 😂.

And we’re sure this guys not the long lost son of the crocodile hunter??????

*Y O I N K*

One day he’s gonna stop uploading and we will know why

This dude nuts as fug. Love this stuff.

Why do you walk barefoot, I can't believe you aren't afraid of snapping turtles, taking out a toe or two. 🤔

Bro is friends with the nature💀

Yoinkman :- He's cussing me out. Gecko :- *Screams Of Pain And Agony and Fear*

Dude you have the coolest looking geckos out there I'm so jealous I wish I could go out in nature and find stuff like that

Oh hell yeah man

Somebody please explain what happens to those animals (geckos, pythons and other invasive species)? Does he kill them?

My guy I promise you the only one walking through the Everglades barefoot💀💀💀💀💀

We understand if you suddenly decide not to upload anymore videos

You forgot to say no homo after saying you love him ... he ran

Steve Irwin was also as confident as you… but then …. Yoink.

@huntersinclair961

Ай бұрын

Not the forbidden yoink😭

They never see the ol reach around comin

I gotta ask, with you walking barefoot like that, do you pick up leeches ?