Look, Simon, as an Australian, let me assure you - you were never at risk of slipping into an Australian accent.

@keynesianeconomics4113

2 жыл бұрын

Although he was close to a South Australian accent at times.

@aheat3036

Жыл бұрын

His accent was the upper class Aussie accent until as recently as the 1990s.

@theaussietripper

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, even when he tried too! 🤣

@jaizen2023

Жыл бұрын

They can only be acquired by years of drinking beer and swearing

@the_real_bin_chicken

7 ай бұрын

@@aheat3036 its often called called the "Colonial accent"

Look speaking of Australia, why does Simon look like he is wearing a woolies shirt hahaha

@flowerpower8722

3 жыл бұрын

Flannoes

@pastorofmuppets8834

3 жыл бұрын

I try to shop at ALDI to avoid those types of distractions

@Coolsomeone234

3 жыл бұрын

Now that you mention it

@matildastanford7019

3 жыл бұрын

What's the difference these days it's all 'made in chyna'

@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, it does look like a Woolies shirt! Makes me want to call for a clean-up in aisle three.

Just to clarify, we don't have "Northern Territories". It is a single territory called "Northern Territory".

@panthrax555

2 жыл бұрын

See you in the NT!

@Bbyblu96

2 жыл бұрын

The lack of basic googling is so real

@thatbloodypanda6989

2 жыл бұрын

@@panthrax555 It's better if you write it CU in the NT

@miauwgabriel3547

2 жыл бұрын

Yes it is.

@animesucks9863

2 жыл бұрын

He's getting confused with canada's northern territories

Just for our overseas friends, we do not drive on both sides of the road as depicted in this video. We drive on the correct side - the left 😊

@oozorakyou

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, right

@matildastanford7019

3 жыл бұрын

We're supposed to but a lot don't. I noticed that but just thought it was in Victoria somewhere

@nicholasbelardo4273

3 жыл бұрын

The right side is the wrong side

@daleitis2732

3 жыл бұрын

The right side is the left side

@bencodykirk

2 жыл бұрын

You obviously haven't been around my part of QLD on a Saturday night. They drive on whichever side they happen to be on. 🤣

For an Aussie, the only thing more entertaining than Simon's attempts at Australian place names is Simon's attempt at an Australian accent.

@justanaverageguy1351

3 жыл бұрын

Ironically most of our oldest towns and cities were named by the British, so he's probably pronouncing them correctly but it just doesn't sound right somehow!

@battle9758

3 жыл бұрын

True my g

@arminius3808

3 жыл бұрын

Good day mate

@dustydog33

3 жыл бұрын

At least for once Tassie is the normal one hahaah

@ForTheBirbs

3 жыл бұрын

Strewth, he buggers it up! 😀

The Nullarbor Hwy is so straight, flat and clear that one night I dipped my high beam so as not to blind a truck coming the other way but it took twenty minutes before we passed each other!!

@catey62

3 жыл бұрын

I heard the railway line across it is similar. a tale I was told from an old Army guy involved with the British nuclear tests in the 50's that while waiting for a supply train to arrive at the siding they were using, they could see the trains light in the distance. then took nearly an hour before the train actually pulled up.

@paulsz6194

3 жыл бұрын

That’s why it’s call the Null-arbor ( no trees).

@michaelcliff6574

3 жыл бұрын

@@catey62 i have driven the nulabor 5 times and to be honest this is mostly bullshit. It makes a good story but because of how round the earth is you usually can only see lights coming for about 2 or 3 mins when you are driving. HOWEVER, when you are standing in the dark and a train/truck is coming with some crazy high beams, you can see the glow from them over the horizon for absolutely ages, An hour is totally believable.

@glennllewellyn7369

3 жыл бұрын

Happened to me in the NT. 20 minutes.

@SuperSrjones

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelcliff6574 Hay Plains is the same, I've dipped my lights too early, and then put them back up so i could see the bloody roos.

Fun fact: you can actually encounter signs along the road saying: caution, Royal Flying Doctors airstrip, followed by airstip markings in the middle of the road.

@YeahNo

3 жыл бұрын

RFDS is currently fundraising to build a new base at Mt Isa, because the old one is pretty much cactus. Please donate if you can and yes they do rescue tourists lost out whoop whoop too.

@mrwall6332

3 жыл бұрын

This is true. My partner works for the Royal flying doctors as a nurse

@RichoG85

3 жыл бұрын

I saw this driving across the Nullarbor Highway, I thought "wow that's a massive pedestrian crossing", because I didn't see any signage. Then the next one said Royal Flying Doctor airstrip. Good thing I didn't stop to admire the "HUGE ped x-ing" hahah

@shineon6577

3 жыл бұрын

@@RichoG85 omg I literally thought the same when driving across the nulla

@karlaluhrs6039

3 жыл бұрын

Another fun fact there are signs that ask questions about australiana and down the road it will have the answers.

Listening to this bloke say Cairns, Launceston and Hobart is hilarious.

@jacobmorgan7385

3 жыл бұрын

And the Nullarbor 😂

@LilNewo

3 жыл бұрын

Cans, Loni, hoebart

@promethbastard

3 жыл бұрын

"Carnarvon" though, I just about died.

@aussiestallion69

3 жыл бұрын

And Noolabore (Nullarbor plain)

@vaughndumas

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that really hurt.

And it passes by probably a hundred "big" things. Aussies will know what I mean.

@EnigmaPenguin

3 жыл бұрын

Been travelling around Australia since February 2020 (Covid not withstanding) and I've passed a lot of those big things!

@googlefashists4986

3 жыл бұрын

@@EnigmaPenguin You must have seen my with my pants down

@Scholesy92

3 жыл бұрын

What you mean, the big banana is totes megaproject worthy!

@chrispbacon3042

3 жыл бұрын

@@googlefashists4986 Yeah seen ya with the Big Pineapple 🍍 hanging out ya arse. Guess ya love the rough end.

@haruhisuzumiya6650

3 жыл бұрын

What is the point of the big banana?

4 days 10 hours of the speed run was spent in traffic on Melbourne's Monash Freeway

@freman

3 жыл бұрын

They must have driven around the bruce carpark just north of brisbane

@dmangsmile

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta love the Monash carpark

@DarcyCrumb

3 жыл бұрын

On a Monday morning, on the way to work

@OrinThomas

3 жыл бұрын

Three of those days between Bourke Road and Warrigul Road

@chrispbacon3042

3 жыл бұрын

@@dmangsmile it’s a winner.

In 1979, there was a huge ‘Round Australia’ car rally. In a nod to what you called ‘the big lap’ a Porsche team car had a simple instruction on the panel in front of the navigator which read “Keep the ocean on your left”.

@flamingfrancis

3 жыл бұрын

And twenty years before that a "race" named the Redex Trials were run annually...read up on characters like "Gelignite" Jack Murray.

@janedoe4471

2 жыл бұрын

And they still got lost huh.

@emilymccoll5129

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

In the 80’s I went from Melbourne to Cairns. The only way you know what state you were in was by the beer adverts. 4x for Queensland, Tooheys for NSW and VB for Victoria.

@HammerRocks

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@geoffdavis4730

3 жыл бұрын

XXXX

@flowerpower8722

3 жыл бұрын

So you missed the NSW and Qld border signs?

@tridbant

3 жыл бұрын

@@flowerpower8722 too busy missing the Roos

@CRAIGKMSBISMARCKTIRPITZ533

3 жыл бұрын

& All Of Them Taste Disgusting. All Beer's Taste Disgusting

"Some roads and routes really do come to define a country, and this is Australia's." Patchwork, half-arsed, and only theoretically controlled by the federal government? Yup, sounds like home.

@sonuvabitch

3 жыл бұрын

Some parts still in development stage. Yep.

@unsubscribeloser

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much nails it! .... Australia ... "she'll be right 🍻"

@001desertrat3

3 жыл бұрын

@@sonuvabitch -- What did you expect , when they put the Roo's in charge of Road Maintenance . Lol

@TraumatisedKoala

3 жыл бұрын

They've been 'fixing' the Midland Highway in Tasmania for at least 10 years. They should get it finished just in time to start again.

@RealityDysfunction85

3 жыл бұрын

The M1 through the Gold Coast is still 2 lanes in some places....

It's funny, when you're driving down Dandenong Road and you miss your turnoff into Wattletree Road, but then realise if you just keep going in the same direction, eventually (after a huge trip around the Aussie mainland) you will end up at the same turnoff.

@SuperRoo_22

3 жыл бұрын

Just text or call "Sorry, I missed the turn off. Be back in a while". 🤣

@heydeedoubleyou8881

3 жыл бұрын

😂😆😂😆

@satiricgames2129

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@satiricgames2129

2 жыл бұрын

@@SuperRoo_22 lol yup

@smedleyfarnsworth263

2 жыл бұрын

Just look for where the tram branches off. (Streetcar for our American readers).

Brave of you to combine Queensland and New South Wales together

@the_real_bin_chicken

7 ай бұрын

yeah like, Queensland is the aussie version of Florida. we have been trying to sell QLD to the Kiwis for years, but the state is so shameful that they dont even they want it.

As an Australian we learnt in school that we are both an island and a continent.

This channel answers the question: what would it be like if wikipedia had a beard?

@megaprojects9649

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure Wikipedia has a beard.

@TheRealMarxz

3 жыл бұрын

@@megaprojects9649 and it uses Beard Blaze (am I right Peter, AM I RIGHT?)

@evanroberts2771

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, it does. Vaguely accurate with a LOT of inaccuracies....

@ThrawnSr

3 жыл бұрын

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard

@flamcheeseful

3 жыл бұрын

I agree wikipedia does not have a beard.

Bloke walks into a bar carrying a piece of Asphalt, bar tender asks " what'll it be mate?", guys replies "a pint for me and one for the road" Yes, thank you.

@Chris-hx3om

3 жыл бұрын

The door's over there, mate.

@markfryer9880

3 жыл бұрын

Dad Joke, First and Final Warning! Try that sort of crap again, Mate and you'll be drinking your beer through your ear!

@chriskerrigan7440

3 жыл бұрын

G'day mate, strewth, what a bloody bonza video. I reckon he Fair Dinkum nailed it. 'cept for some of the place names and attempted Oz-speak, it's not too much of a cock-up. Worth slightly more than it's own weight in cold cocky poo..... Hooroo. 🇭🇲

@normm7764

3 жыл бұрын

Bugga Me! He didn't even warn people about the Drop Bears.

@genelomas332

3 жыл бұрын

@@normm7764 mate, zippin' by at an average speed of 110 you don't need to worry about the drop bears.. Roos on the other hand..

Nah mate, you know what the M1 is though? The largest roundabout ever conceived. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

@panthrax555

2 жыл бұрын

Round-a-bound.

It's interesting to note that the Princes Highway between Sydney and Melbourne is little more than a tourist drive. The Hume Highway inland is much shorter and faster.

@tonypegler3618

3 жыл бұрын

and more dangerous

@XaviRonaldo0

3 жыл бұрын

@@tonypegler3618 only because it's used more

@LilNewo

3 жыл бұрын

If you do go down coast I highly recommend Narooma, the inlet bar is stunning with its range of colours, not to mention if you go at the right time you will see swarms of crabs all over the lower parts of town near the boardwalk. Also not sure if it's still there but a town near it called mogo has the best pies with the most random filling. Oh also tilba's cheese factory is great

@XaviRonaldo0

3 жыл бұрын

@@LilNewo yeah I'd like to travel down the south coast one day. Been up the coast north of Sydney many times

@Markus_Andrew

3 жыл бұрын

The Princes Highway route is a far more interesting and picturesque drive though, if you're not in a hurry. But if time is pressing, yeah, the Hume is defo the best way.

All of your stock footage is of cars driving on the wrong side of the road. In Australia you drive on the left

@Jack_Wood

3 жыл бұрын

And upside-down

@jbird4478

3 жыл бұрын

They drive on the right side of the road in the stock footage.

@alexinnewwest1860

3 жыл бұрын

Noticed that as well

@cynthiasimpson931

3 жыл бұрын

I'm in the U.S., and I thought so. It's like that scene in "The Graduate" when Dustin Hoffman drives from San Francisco to Oakland on the top deck of the Oakland Bay Bridge. Uh, no. The top deck leads from Oakland to San Francisco.

@Figscape

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure which stock library they use, although my guess is probably Envato Elements, as I recognise a few of these clips - but there really isn't very much Australian infrastructure stock footage. I've made videos on both the road network and the major InlandRail project and I was forced to use a bunch of international stock footage to fill the videos (though at least I used some horizontal and vertical flips as required to have everything at least appear to be all in the right place). TL,DR: can't use what doesn't exist. There's just so little Australian infrastructure stock footage.

There is but one Northern Territory in Australia, "The Northern Territories" is an error.

@lmmlStudios

3 жыл бұрын

guess they confused it with canada

@Thebibs

3 жыл бұрын

CU in the NT

@jasonpapai73

3 жыл бұрын

Who cares there's nothing there but crocs

@robk1990

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonpapai73 Good sir! You are very wrong! There are snakes, spiders, Crocs, Kangaroos, Emu’s and a wide range of diverse life

@vk3fbab

3 жыл бұрын

What about the dingoes they're world famous. A dungo has my Barbie

For those of you not from Australia, most people would use the Hume Freeway rather than the Princess Hwy to get from Sydney to Melbourne.

@nicolepowell3121

2 ай бұрын

It's the Hume HIGHWAY friend, not freeway 😉

@aaaaplay

2 ай бұрын

@@nicolepowell3121 depends on the section. It's known as the Hume Freeway throughout most of Victoria until the border with NSW/the Spirit of Progress Bridge. As an example look at the signage going north bound at 1 High Street, Wodonga VIC 3690 - you should see a green/yellow sign pointing left that says M31 / B400 Melbourne, Yarrawonga and a small white sign above that says HUME FWY. Side note: the overpass behind that sign was opened in 2007. Prior to that, this is where the Hume Fwy would intersect with the Hume Hwy taking you through Albury prior to the internal bypass - known locally as "the Freeway".

Simon, we Australians don't have an accent. Everybody else does. Plus we drive right hand drive cars on the left. Toward the end of the video there is a shot of two vehicles on a road, and both are on the wrong side for their direction of travel. Trivial point, I know. But it's a fact. Which somebody got wrong. Otherwise mate, brilliant as usual. 🇭🇲

@mikes5637

3 жыл бұрын

As an English person I can confirm left side is the right side!

@SirDaffyD

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikes5637 HUH?? ;)

@GreenIslander100

3 жыл бұрын

I noticed several shots with cars driving on the wrong side (for Australia). Guess that's what happens when you grab random stock footage of highways.

@WiFiWombat

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikes5637 and the right side is the wrong side.

@patdthomas

3 жыл бұрын

I noticed that in several parts of the video but assumed it was different Aussie states resisting the Federal Government and just doing things their own way.

It's so funny that the whole world outside of australia think aussies only have either paul hogan or mad max accents

@LilNewo

3 жыл бұрын

Almost every suburb in Sydney has its own accent haha

@kieranpace3172

3 жыл бұрын

No one has ever nailed the Toorak or Point Piper accent. So disappointing

@captmulch1

3 жыл бұрын

@@kieranpace3172 I have ... :-0

@frankgulla2335

2 жыл бұрын

Not if they watched Miss Fishers Mysteries

@jsd9871

2 жыл бұрын

Every Foreigner I've run into cannot place my accent some of them say I sound Irish some say I sound Scottish and some say I'm a mix of the two some say I sound Aboriginal which they wouldn't be far off after all I am and some say I sound like 3 accents mixed together if you want to hear my voice go over to my channel and pick a video even when edit a video for KZread I can't pick out what I sound like

Not the worse attempt at an aussie accent I've heard, but yeah nah, don't give up your day job...

@heffatheanimal2200

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I dont think Simon needs to worry about slipping into an Aussie accent lol

@johnwhear9600

3 жыл бұрын

@@heffatheanimal2200 Tell him he's dreaming...

@martythemartian99

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnwhear9600 The ultimate "In Joke" :D

@freman

3 жыл бұрын

some of it was really good, but his MAITE was grating :P

@megaprojects9649

3 жыл бұрын

Mate.

Little disappointed that you didn't talk about the Spirit of Tasmania. It is possible to complete the lap with a single road vehicle

Northern Territories. Territories? What? The Northern Territory, it's called the Northern Territory. Also, the amount of stock footage with cars on the wrong side of the road was a bit disappointing.

Great video Simon! Just to add another interesting fact, the Nullarbor Plain is home to the 90 mile straight, the longest continuous straight stretch of road on earth. And Nullarbor broken down means “no trees” Null Arbor.

@ironmaidentragic

3 жыл бұрын

Also the longest straight railway line on earth, 487 ks.

@35manning

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, it's currently the 9th longest. But I do believe it was the longest originally and is sill the longest in Aus.

@Chris-hx3om

3 жыл бұрын

You're all wrong. It's not the 'longest continuous straight stretch of road on earth', it's the 'longest continuous *FLAT* straight stretch of road on earth'. And it's not the 'longest straight railway line on earth, 487 ks', it's the 'longest *FLAT* straight railway line on earth, 487 ks'.

@35manning

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chris-hx3om if I recall from driving it, isn't there a slight grade on the eastern end of it. Is that included in the official length?

@markfryer9880

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chris-hx3om Are you a Flat Earther or something? Why the focus on Flat.

Fun fact, as a kid who grew up in the 70’s spending a lot of time on sheep and cattle stations in the outback trip times were not measured in miles or kilometres but in number of beers consumed. My friend Kirrilly’s family farm (which is bigger than Scotland) was a 90 km drive from the station house to the letterbox at the front gate. A journey into town for more ammunition was a big event and took most of a day, for me riding in the back of an uncovered ute on dirt tracks at insanely high speeds was made more comfortable after my old man blasted a few Roos along the way and I could make myself a kind of plush and warm bucket seat out of their (in hindsight) tick infested carcasses. I was six years old. My earliest childhood memories are absolute carnage lol. Fun times! Australia’s changed rather a lot in the following 5 decades….

@lancehanrahan562

3 жыл бұрын

How far to Bedourie mate? About 8 beers mate.

@planetdisco4821

3 жыл бұрын

@@daviddou1408 nope, because I was drinking a beer with her a few weeks ago at the pub and I asked her how long her Dads driveway was. Not really that difficult a concept to wrap your head around Dave.

@glennllewellyn7369

3 жыл бұрын

The Silver Highway..because of the empties on the side of the road.

@IvanProsper

3 жыл бұрын

So crossing your mates farm was a 7 can trip?

@jamessveinsson6006

3 жыл бұрын

Fun times. Mate

I drove that whole highway (apart from the Tassie bit) in a Toyota lite ace van back in 1990. It took me six months Saw some incredible things and met some incredible people. It was amazing ♥

Fun Aussie fact: the way you said "mate" just before the title card... You just challenged 26 million people to a fight outside...

@davidcleary9510

3 жыл бұрын

I've been waiting out here for him since the video was posted. Bloody numpty still hasn't shown up. Probably too busy blazing his beard, if you know what I mean.

@mfanwelikeit3760

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, it was aggressive

@jinjarogers1711

3 жыл бұрын

Poor Simon. He tried. 😉🇦🇺

@5hiftyL1v3a

3 жыл бұрын

I mean is the bloody drongo coming? It’s friggen cold out here.

@Time.and.Spoons

2 жыл бұрын

Accurate

Always love it when Simon covers stuff from Australia 🇦🇺

@tigerpjm

3 жыл бұрын

I've covered quite a few Australian women...

3:38 I’d check your math there, Simon. I think you’re missing a zero.

@travisinthetrunk

3 жыл бұрын

Calm down, Captain America. Both are acceptable.

@micsunday14

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah i was wondering how 800 000kms suddenly equalled 50 000 miles.

I have spent a great deal of my life driving on Highway one... Otherwise known as the Bruce Highway in my former neck of the woods. I used to drive trucks on some very long, lonely and yet hauntingly beautiful stretches of road. I don't live in Australia anymore but to this day I still get homesick for the wide Brown land. I still call Australia home.

@sabbyd1832

3 жыл бұрын

Hello from Noosa. Know exactly what you mean

“Driving round the block” is another term used to describe the drive

Aussie: "we're so proud our highway covers 3 time zones!" Canadian: " double that and we'll talk..."

@simethorntonable

3 жыл бұрын

Australian:"I''ll see your extra time zones and raise you a tropics, a few deserts and an appreciation of life when you're further down the food chain😆😆😆😆

@pmsavenger

3 жыл бұрын

@@simethorntonable You clearly have never met a moose!

@andymanaus1077

3 жыл бұрын

@@pmsavenger You apparently haven't had a curious saltwater crocodile bumping against the door of your campervan at 2:00am.

@pmsavenger

3 жыл бұрын

@@andymanaus1077 Maybe it just wanted to borrow the loo!

@7thirtyseven

3 жыл бұрын

@@simethorntonable I'll double down with at temperature of -40 and a grizzly or two... BTW did my NSW HSC in '83. Even climbed Ularu when it was allowed, hope to make it back to hug some aging aunt's and uncle's soon.

As someone who grew up by this highway and still lives within 10km of it I'm glad you included this mega project!

@andymanaus1077

3 жыл бұрын

I live within 50 metres of a four lane section of it!

@lztx

3 жыл бұрын

I drive on part of it most days. Between Brisbane and the Gold Coast

@callabeth258

3 жыл бұрын

@@lztx you’re near me then!

Just for a little context. Parts of the road in 1986 were known as the "corrugated highway". It was really quite interesting driving on a dirt road for 300km that was called a national highway. I am pretty sure the tarring between Broome and Port Headland was the last part sealed in about 1988.

As an Aussie - the T in Mate is a soft T unless you are actually sarcastically calling a stranger "mate" in an aggressive manner. Like "Now you listen here maTe". Also if using the plural, mates, the T is hard. In all other circumstances it's a soft T. I don't know how to represent it in writing. But that was the most obvious sign you were an outsider imitating an Aussie, in just that one word.

@yareyare_dechi

3 жыл бұрын

its like saying "may" with a schwa instead of the y

@CRAIGKMSBISMARCKTIRPITZ533

3 жыл бұрын

I Call People Dip Shit,Ect 😂 Not Mate

@heydeedoubleyou8881

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget when you're talking about old mate or oi that's your mate over there because they are infact not your mate 😆

And that's why we had to invent the Barra.

@cavalierliberty6838

3 жыл бұрын

I wish you had shipped that engine to americans. I know flipping it over may have been a chore, but...

@williamhardes8081

3 жыл бұрын

Americans have been importing them as even they recognise them as being one the best designed 6 cylinder motors ever made.

@35manning

3 жыл бұрын

Which Barra mate? The wheel barra, the barra ya eat...

@johnmoyle4195

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but since we aren’t building them anymore, STOP SELLING THEM TO THE YANKS.

@sutherlandA1

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yes the dohc thriftmaster 6

I did it all solo on a motorcycle in 48 days.

@youtubeaccount5153

3 жыл бұрын

Dude. That’s hard core. And cool. How was it?

@megaprojects9649

3 жыл бұрын

legend

@ajax8m

3 жыл бұрын

@KZread Account it was magical. I stayed at capital city hostels. The rest of the trip I rolled my swag off the side of the road and slept under the stars and made a fire and cup of billy tea every morning watch the sun rise... The best spot was the Kimberly going on the gib River road I broke the backend of the bike drove 200kms found the only mechanic for 600kms welded it up myself then back on the road. Outside Gladstone the engine exhaust collapsed... starved the engine of oil and destroyed the internals I got lift with the bike 30kms to the car wreckers. I organized another engine air frighted from perth. For 4 days I slept on the floor in the back shed smoko room wreckers yard (I was burning time by helping them out.) After the round trip I managed to do it all on my Chinese 400cc bike that couldn't be registered on the road so I used one of my other motorcycle number plate that was registered. @@megaprojects9649 Cheers.. So if you can find someone that had done the trip without a legally registered vehicle let us know of the legend ;). I could write a book on it.

@TheRealMarxz

3 жыл бұрын

Done 4/5 of the mainland - cheated on Broome to Perth put it on a truck and road shotgun for that leg - already done that leg there and back a few times as my GF at the time lived up there... also when I rolled up to the docks to catch the ferry to Tasmania and found out how much it cost ( late 80's and pre web days - it was some stupid price for a bike 1/5 the size of a car and cost more than flying there) I basically went "Bugger that Tasmania that's my whole budget for you in a return ferry ticket" and rode on to Sydney

@beammeier4997

3 жыл бұрын

Sure ya did Hannibal 😜

There are "territories" in Australia, Namely the Australian Capital territory, but only *ONE* Northern Territory.

@GregMcCall

3 жыл бұрын

3 mainland territories - ACT, NT & Jervis Bay Territory (managed by ACT but not part of ACT) and 7 external territories

@GregMcCall

3 жыл бұрын

@@lancelot0007 no worries. Just clarifying as only two mainland territories were mentioned and Jervis Bay is often forgotten or assumed to be part of either NSW or the ACT. I also think we might have the shortest highways in the world. The Bradfield Highway in Sydney is about 2.5km long and the Chandler Highway in Melbourne is 1.4km long.

Port Wakefield on the SA section is actually marked at the location of Port Augusta. Wakefield is on the way between Adelaide and Port Augusta but Port Augusta is the crossroads there

@janedoe4471

2 жыл бұрын

Which one is the dry town? The first Perth/Melbourne trip I thought I was going to die when I couldn’t get a G&T after 16 hours behind the wheel…… I make sure I have booze supplies now every town that starts with “port”

For what it's worth. Skip the "o"s in G'day mate and Simon did a good job of the Aussie accent for a pom

@kierenispro2

3 жыл бұрын

You are correct

@1scone4king

3 жыл бұрын

Ya reckon! The only 2 names he got right were Perth and Adelaide

@Tully_23_32

3 жыл бұрын

Simon stop being a bloody whinging Pom 😂 Launceston & Hobart 😂😂😂 yeah nah mate soz but he butchered it

@abeeson86

3 жыл бұрын

@@1scone4king he did OK with Canberra too

@1scone4king

3 жыл бұрын

@@abeeson86 Good thing he stuck to major cities, would have been a disaster if he tried our Aboriginal town names, would have made for entertaining viewing. Maybe theres a show in it for Simon.

Maaaaate, I’ve done the big lap and it’s a bloody ripper mate.

@FragFrog01

3 жыл бұрын

For anyone else wondering: "ripper In Australia, a term generally describing what was or is expected to be a really good time"

@nickleonard9521

3 жыл бұрын

I heard it was boring

@markfryer9880

3 жыл бұрын

@Victor Manuel Cattle grids add to your excitement.

@haribo836

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickleonard9521 yeah, 3 pictures on the Nullarbor Plane taken hours apart and look exactly the same, except for the direction of the shadows.

@SuperSrjones

3 жыл бұрын

I have flown it from Cairns to Adelaide, far nicer trip airborne. Brisbane Sydney Canberra Melbourne and on to Adelaide in one trip in a little bugsmasher

God this is so accurate. “WA is the major odd one out” that’s a constant and we all know how simple those people down in Tassie are 😜

@MissingChunks

2 жыл бұрын

So true

It's Car-nar-vn, Cayrns, Lawn-ces-tn, Ho-bart, Nuh-la-bore. Mostly, the last syllable is lessened and the first one emphasised. Mel-bn for example.

Might want to check that math at 3:37. 800,000km is a tad longer than 49,700mi. By a factor of 10.

Bloody struth, I live in Straya and I had no clue we had the longest highway in the world. Thanks for the video!! BTW 12:40 in Australia we drive on the left ;)

@JayAntoney

3 жыл бұрын

Stock footage at it's best

@youtubeaccount5153

3 жыл бұрын

I commented on the same about 9 hours after you.

@Allangulon

3 жыл бұрын

We also have the longest straight stretch of rail line on the planet by a long way!

@narcotect

3 жыл бұрын

Amazing what you learn when you get out of Wagga ay

@paulom8

3 жыл бұрын

That makes me lose credit when I see things like that. Are the other parts from Australia or just random places?

There's a reason we can always honestly say that things are "just down the road, mate" XD

@seiner0ne

2 жыл бұрын

Adelaide is just up the road from Melbourne hahaha

In 2018 we drove all the way from Cairns down to Sydney, over to Adelaide and all up to Darwin. As a Swiss coming from a very small country the distances and size of this country was mind boggling…but oh so great! Although the „quality“ of the roads was not always great. We were also stuck south of Carins due to flooding for 2 days - an adventure. But I love Australia! Hopefully we can come back soon.

Interesting quirky sidebar he didn't mention was that the Oz states were originally separate British colonies and so went their own way in many things...including the gauge of their railway tracks. I traveled from Perth to Brisbane in the '60's and had to change trains 5 times. Common gauge was finally put in in the '80's.

@dids15

3 жыл бұрын

To make things more interesting, Western Australia wasn't going to be part of Australia and New Zealand was when they first wrote the Constitution. www.legislation.gov.au/Details/C2013Q00005

@hodl2082

3 жыл бұрын

Standard* gauge

@Chris-hx3om

3 жыл бұрын

@@dids15 What a pity that never happened, and now WA is carrying the rest of OZ... (and before you t'other siders get all uppity, check out the GST return rates. WA gets 38% of GST collected, while the rest of the states get anywhere from 1 on 1 for NSW and Vic, up to 5.28 on 1 for NT... If it wasn't for the mining industry in northern WA, the rest of Australia would be in serious shitstreet.)

@paulsz6194

3 жыл бұрын

Good point, considering Australia became a federation in 1901, still took 80 years to make all the railways to a to a standard gauge.

@lztx

3 жыл бұрын

The only standard gauge track in Queensland comes up from NSW and ends at Roma St, Brisbane. And it's dual gauge for part of it. Narrow gauge is better in some situations, like where you need to get up The Great Dividing Range. It can have tighter turns even if it's lower speed.

Imagine driving all that distance only to run into a dropbear.

@catey62

3 жыл бұрын

As long as you dont run over a bulldozer of the bush ( aka Wombat ) you'll be fine.

@Ghost-OZ

3 жыл бұрын

Or a fkn magpie 🦅

@LilNewo

3 жыл бұрын

@@catey62 but do keep an eye out for the mythical cubed poop

@LilNewo

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ghost-OZ or a butcher bird

@vaughndumas

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ghost-OZ You’d have to come to Canberra for that. Don’t think the highway comes through here.

Sideproject: three- and four-trailer Australian “road trains” Geographics: the outback

Speaking of Australian records, where’s our video on the longest stretch of straight railway in the world (which coincidentally also resides on the Nullarbor plain) or the longest train in the world being BHP’s iron ore train in Western Australia?

@tigerpjm

3 жыл бұрын

I work for BHP. The longest one we put together was over 7km. Considering the derailment a couple of years ago, I can't see the company being too keen to try and break the record...

True Fact: In addition to being the world's foremost magician and escape artist, Harry Houdini has one other claim to fame -- he was the first man to ever fly an airplane in Australia.

@planetdisco4821

3 жыл бұрын

No shit!? I didn’t know this…

@mulgerbill

3 жыл бұрын

Spot on, in Diggers Rest. Less than 10 klicks from my front door.

@Cookieboymonster1962

3 жыл бұрын

Another amazing fact about Houdini in Australia is he performed one of his escape tricks in Melbourne's Yarra River. He jumped off a bridge covered in chains and while he was trying to free himself he dislodged a corpse that was half buried in the mud.

@Chris-hx3om

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cookieboymonster1962 The Yarra. The only river in Australia where the bottom floats on the top.

@tonypegler3618

3 жыл бұрын

yep - one of my favourite trivia questions

Them roadworks he mentioned on the Bruce highway after the floods, yeah there still going. I only travel on the Bruce highway once a year and that’s around Caloundra. They’ve been working on the Caloundra off ramp for as long as I can remember.

I did the ‘Big Lap’ on motorbike when I finished high school. Love this country!

As a Australia I am very happy with this video because when ever I leave town to go to another city I use the M1 and I had not idea that it went all the way across the county or was even called the National 1. Thanks for teaching me about my own county that I should know.

also used by Australian wild life to scare the sh*t out of people and caused a road accident.

@Chris-hx3om

3 жыл бұрын

Them be called wombats!

@ChannelReuploads9451

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chris-hx3om Nah Dumb shit Kangaroos. They sit in the road hypnotized by your headlights, then as you move to avoid, they wait until you are about to pass them then they jump in front of you, "hahahahaha Got ya !". Dumb Shit Kangaroos.

@DukeOfTwist

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChannelReuploads9451 Yes - safer to turn your lights off as the roo will only jump into the light patch, if no lights will jump off the road. Its pretty scary but I've done it dozens of times on the Calder Highway going thru Hattah-Kulyne National Park.

I've moved states and still have never lived more than 30 minutes drive from it in my life

@gold3084

3 жыл бұрын

Most Australians live near the coast so not surprising.

@marksman712

3 жыл бұрын

did i can nearly hit NH1 with a hand thrown rock. And im under a busy AF air corridor. Done a chunk of it all up north and across the old nullarbor, i cant imagine the scale of engineering to make it all to begin with

Simon you blundered there, Melbourne also wasn't settled by convicts, there was a brief penal settlement in the early 1800's which lasted for about 6 months just inside the Port Phillip Heads, but that was abandoned and they were returned to Sydney. Melbourne as a settlement didn't come into being till much later.

@xpictos777

3 жыл бұрын

But Victoria, like the rest of Australia had convicts except for South Australia. It was the only one settled by free settlers and migrants. Which is why our English is better than the rest of the country.

@treadingtheboards2875

Ай бұрын

And don't forget Melb'n was the Capital of Australya for a brief time until the ACT was opened for business.

My grandfather remembered when highway 8 was dirt and impassable to even horses. God rest his soul. This is the main highway from Melbourne to Adelaide.

Greetings from Australia, great video, covered some things I hadn't heard before. Love your work in general, especially BB

Conversion is off by a factor of ten there at 3:37

@nz.Frequency

3 жыл бұрын

Yes that didn't sound right, probably a misplaced comma in the script

@--_--IMP--_--

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes, I think they do things like that intentionally just to see if people are paying attention.

@ArcusPravus

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was listening and had to pause a moment cause geostationary is like 25k mi and they aren't crashing into the moon if it's 5k there and back

@patrickpreston666

3 жыл бұрын

497096.954 miles for the actual number

@lztx

3 жыл бұрын

@@patrickpreston666 well you would say "about 500,000 miles" because the 800,000km mentioned is an approximation.

Being a traffic controller in Queensland means that work will never slow down or run out as constant repairs & upgrades on the Bruce highway are being done every day. My area also has the Capricorn highway & Burnett highway so keep on truckin finally means something to me lol yeah Idk either I just wanted to throw in my 2 cents

I want to drive this one day. From my home town off the Pacific Hwy and around clockwise. I've never felt the urge to go overseas, there's plenty to see here on our own continent.

Can you do a video on Canada’s highway 1

Imagine driving on this road, loving the sights aaaand then you get into Melbourne. Dodge the kamikaze yuppies and ubers in a rush only to be t-boned in Springvale by some nuffie who wasn't paying attention. Straya m8

@MsLouisez

3 жыл бұрын

Yuppies in Springvale? While the SE is full of yuppies..Springvale is one of the more working class burbs?

@joshsmethurst6731

3 жыл бұрын

@@MsLouisez More referring to the yuppies in the cbd. Springvale is certainly a working class suburb, just with notoriously bad drivers. Also Springvale was specifically picked as the Prinny runs right through it.

@markfryer9880

3 жыл бұрын

They were looking at their mobile phone while driving, weren't they!

@chaosXP3RT

3 жыл бұрын

That's the most Australian sentence I've ever read

@paulsz6194

3 жыл бұрын

MsLouisez Could be talking about the real estate agents in the area..

Excellent job on the video Mate 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 Yeah Straya is a massive place so it always gets me when people online think it isn’t as big as what it actually is. Aside from road trips by car I’ve toured by bike and yes even nowadays you’ll get a sore bum. As for crossing the Nullarbor yeah my parents were fool hardy taking me as a baby from the East Coast starting in Brisbane in 1963 to a place called Wyalkatchem WA for work on a farm in a run down early 50s Vangard and returning back to Queensland over a year later after my sister was born. It was never dole growing up here and our highways outside of our major cities will always will always give you both beautiful and jaw dropping scenery.

The reason Australia still has so many dirt roads is because the local councils take Federal and State infrastructure money and spend it on themselves... ( I live on one of the oldest and most travelled dirt road in Australia. We've had money to tar it three times. Yep. Still dirt.)

@KeithBab

3 жыл бұрын

What I love is when you're driving down a dirt road and then there is a section of tar then a house and then back to dirt road. Yup, must be a councillors house.

@YeahNo

3 жыл бұрын

We used to head out west for camping and after a certain point it was always dirt or mud depending on the weather. Imagine our shock when we hit asphalt, didn’t last long though, straight back to dirt after the houses.

800,000 km = 497,096 mi @ 3:38 because 49,700 mi wont get you to the moon and back🚀🌝

I imagine almost all of the daily traffic figures comes from Sydney commuters. Highway one As the M1 goes straight through the city and is a major arterial route.

@andymanaus1077

3 жыл бұрын

The Brisbane-Gold Coast stretch is mostly three and four lane and sees massive commuter traffic which is often congested. It's the only practical route between the two cities. The Bruce Highway between Brisbane and the Sunshine Coast is similarly busy and congested but mostly two lanes due to current roadworks.

@RARDingo

3 жыл бұрын

@@andymanaus1077 Yep, seen the Gateway choke up around the Airport as early as 4am

@AvoidTheCadaver

3 жыл бұрын

You should see peak hour traffic on the Warringah freeway, Bradfield highway and Harbour Bridge. Because we seem to like confusing ppl it's not exactly clear where the warringah ends and the Bradfield starts. Just that it's a morass of lane merges, exits and overpasses.

@andymanaus1077

3 жыл бұрын

@@AvoidTheCadaver I used to drive that stretch every day for work back in the 80s. It was a congested mess back then, I can only imagine how much worse it is now.

@ajegs2082

3 жыл бұрын

As well as linking Sydney to Wollongong and Newcastle

I’ve ridden the entire length of it on a bicycle. It’s long

@thosoz3431

3 жыл бұрын

Wow. How long did it take you ?

@lachiehall6097

3 жыл бұрын

17 months

@thomasburke2683

3 жыл бұрын

Did you have a water tanker behind you?

@uninsulatedshrimp5518

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomasburke2683 haha na but I had to hail down a few caravans for a resupply at points

Simon, Perth was settled by Free Settlers in 1829. The convict era of Western Australia was the period during which Western Australia was a penal colony of the British Empire. Although it received small numbers of juvenile offenders from 1842, it was not formally constituted as a penal colony until 1849. Between 1850 and 1868, 9,721 convicts were transported to Western Australia on 43 convict ship voyages. Transportation ceased in 1868, but it was many years until the colony ceased to have any convicts in its care

im AUSTRALIAN good job mate. im in nsw on the nsw/vic border on the hume highway

Adelaide - the only capital city in Australia not founded by convicts in Australia.... *Canberra coughs loudly

@stephenchigwidden7504

3 жыл бұрын

And so it should. It's the only city in Australia designed from the ground up to accommodate nerds.

@razorwork1

3 жыл бұрын

@@stephenchigwidden7504 The point was Canberra was also founded by convicts, the politicians were just never convicted ...

@stephenchigwidden7504

3 жыл бұрын

@@razorwork1 my point was that Canberra had nothing to do with our colonial history so the fact that it was not settled by convicts is unremarkable to say the least. I'm not sure if Canberra existed before federation so it probably wasn't a holiday destination for captain Cook.

@simethorntonable

3 жыл бұрын

They just haven't gone to trial yet😆😆😆😆😆😆

Thanks so much for compiling and sharing this information, it was extremely interesting. I was born and raised in Sydney but now I live in Perth [4,000 km away from Sydney] and I never knew as an Australian [believe it or not] that we had such a huge road system. Even though our roads are not perfect, your explanation of when, why and how these roads were constructed makes me very proud to be an Australian as to what we can achieve. Thanks again. DM.

Simon, there was a section of the Nullarbor Plains that was still dirt in May, 1972. That was the stretch from the Border Village back to either Penong or Ceduna. If you went through after the graders had done their pass, it was a reasonable road. However, if you went just before the graders, there was a good chance you would shake your vehicle to pieces; blow tyres and destroy a windscreen or other window. The trucks that used to cart for Kellogs, they had an interesting trick to keep the dust out of the load. They used to double tarp the load, but, they would leave the front of the trailer without a tarp, but, would have other ways of keeping the water out. By doing this, the wind flow would blow the bulldust out of the load, meaning the load would arrive in good to excellent condition at Perth. Another feature of the highway across the Nullarbor is the air strips that are built into the Highway for the Royal Flying Doctor Service (RFDS). These are generally spaced about 200 km / 125 miles apart, and are worked in conjunction with the Ambulance Service that is based at Ceduna. On the Western Australian side of the Nullarbor Plains, that has Australia's longest straight stretch of road, at 143 km / 89 miles long. You travel that long in a straight line, you get to the corner, go around the corner... "Gee, can we go back and do that again?" There is also the Alternative Highway 1, which runs from Ceduna, and goes via the coast of the Eyre Peninsula, and takes you via Port Lincoln. It rejoins the main Highway at Lincoln Gap or 'The Tanks'. If you are going through there, watch out for the "Mermaids"... Since the concrete pad went in... it has been hell there!!!

Why am I watching this at 1am in Australia?

@rimaspazereckas2748

3 жыл бұрын

Cause we are backwards remember and do dumb shit, hi from the leaper state of viktoria...

@robertbrazier5097

3 жыл бұрын

3am here in NSW

I'm surprised ya didn't mention that the song Highway to Hell was written about a stretch of this exact highway.

@slimmachin

3 жыл бұрын

Nah. It's about canning hwy . Not on the national 1

@chrishadden4834

3 жыл бұрын

Wrong. Canning Highway isn't part of Highway 1.

@hestikakala3027

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: AC/DC in their early days in London were asked to do a gig in Oxford (I think) as a urgent request. The promoter knew traveling such a large distance for the local bands would be out of the question but the Aussies it would be just down the road. It was nothing for AC/DC to go to Melbourne from Sydney for a weekend gig, over 800km each way.

@dxbmick

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrishadden4834 Why do so many Kiwis immigrate to Oz? They heard the Canning Stock Route was an annual event! 🤣

@adriaandeleeuw8339

3 жыл бұрын

@@hestikakala3027 Ah but they travelled up the Hume Highway for that National Highway 37 .... 100 miles shorter each way!

If you ever drive on the Midlands hwy in Tassie, rest assured you'll be doing 40 km per hr for a big chunk of it as its been undergoing roadworks for all of my 23 years at least 😅

Did Perth to Sydney on a Honda 400 back in 1980. It took 6 days and at the end of each day my ears rang for at least an hour after I took off my helmet. Showering in bore water is an experience I'll not forget. You get a bubble per bar of soap. Lonely as hell out there, but so glad I did it now.

Australian's love their cars, the Government however, are not big car fans at all...

@sa25-svredemption98

3 жыл бұрын

100%! And all these "eco-friendly" cars that either can't cut the hot, arid, desolate parts of Australia (so, like, three quarters of the land mass) or start the biggest bushfires with their ultra-hot running temps and emission control systems that literally spark the grass alight! The grass that might not have seen water in 6 months, so definitely won't burn when a DPF clears it's filter! I mean, petrol engines were reknown for starting fires decades ago because of their high running temperatures! You buy a diesel for its torque, economy, and low running temperatures! So they shove a high temp "environmentally friendly" device on there that starts more bushfires than a pyromaniac!!! Bloody urban governments that haven't seen a bloody countryside in their life! Wouldn't know what the bush was if it came up and punched them in the face! If they really cared about the environment, they'd leave things be and encourage low temp, high economy technology like diesel!! Kills way less animals and humans that way! Not to mention local economies! I mean, how many of them know the distance between Nullabor Roadhouse and Eucla? How many of them make those sort of trips, ever, let alone regularly?! And that being the main highway and all! They'd die of shock if they ever drove regional, non-tourist roads! Some spots, it's over 1000kms between fuel stops! You ain't doing that in a Holden Commodore, let alone some fancy Tesla! Your doing that in a 70 Series, or Defender, or something like that...with long range tanks. And diesel only - no petrol or "charging stations" out there! Bloody urban governments. My favourite is when they say "there's nothing out there". Codswhallop. You just have to drive further and further these days to get to basic services... because they keep shutting everything down! Which goes back to the old fashioned, long-range, diesel 4WD's! Only way to get the job done, only way to see the country, and the number one target of every bloody government under the sun! And the rare pollie who actually stands up for the bush gets hounded from every other angle! There was more interest and concern for the bush in the 1920's than there is now! The real benefits since then are better aircraft, better radios, and better Aircon! And none of those are thanks to any government! In fact, two of those are down to the RFDS, a charity!!!

@TheJuggtron

3 жыл бұрын

@@sa25-svredemption98 i hope thats a copypasta

@sa25-svredemption98

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheJuggtron what do you mean? That's legit! Doesn't matter what political party you go for, none care for the bush. You get the odd decent pollie from time to time, but they are getting ever rarer...too many lawyers and accountants in politics. Couldn't tell the difference between wheat and barley! The big red bit they fly over is merely a giant void to them. Apart from the odd mine, they wouldn't know we exist! Yet when foreigners think of Australia, they think of the bush, the outback, the vast empty coastlines, the dry, scorching desert, the humid, sweltering tropics. All the stuff west of the Dividing Range. There's lots to Australia. The input to the economy of that big red bit is huge! The virtually all the food comes from west of the Dividing Range. The beef, the lamb, the pork, the chicken, the cereal grains, the canola, half the milk, some of the best wine exports, camel (big $$ to South Asia and the Middle East), wool, honey, roo, tuna, whiting, barra, prawns, oysters, abalone, the list goes on and on. Yet no-one gives a toss. Apart from the A1 and the Stuart Highway, most of the roads and ferries are in a sorry state. The railways are collapsing. The ports are being forced closed. The corporates are pushing out the farmers and family businesses. Its got nothing to do with economic viability - the rails in disrepair because they refused to spend money on maintenance, so kept lowering the safe working speed, until they failed survey. They then pushed the load onto trucks, but didn't upgrade the roads to cope with the extra load, and the immense added expense of road freight. The ports are being forced shut not because they don't make a profit, but because they want them near the big harbours under one management (to emphasise the political nature of port closures in the bush, there is a recent project called T-Ports that has come up, purely private funded, and well out of big business hands, built a port from scratch, and is within very few seasons already proving it's viability. The nearest town is Cowell, of around 1000 people. The nearest city is Whyalla, of around 21,000. Yet this port, well away from the Whyalla suburbs, is booming, against every projection of the government and Adelaide industry.) Glencorp is a big driver for the whole port closures! You try and get a licence, or a permit, or a survey beyond the big smoke. Impossible. Trucks need a mechanic? You'll be waiting a day or two for them to get there! Not because they're busy, but because they don't exist out there, and need to drive all that way! Need an ambulance? Hope you're near a landing strip, because your too far for helo evac, and the Ambulance might get there in an hour or three. Even then, there's no guarantee you'll get to a hospital in time, because they're all shut down. Or for the very few that are still open, they might not have a doctor within cooee. At least the nurses are well trained! If they weren't, living more than two hours from a city would be a death sentence! Thank God for volunteers... except the government and unions want to get rid of them. And a paid service simply doesn't exist outside the suburbs. That's including ambos - you need either the RFDS (as previously stated, a charity, with no affiliation with the government or health department), or lots of prayer and a decent chap nearby with a satphone and medical training! Even fire services are under attack. Purely volunteer out bush. You just need to spend half your working life doing full time training, on top of the full time job that takes up 20 of the 24 hours in a day. And that's if the government is kind enough to let your town keep its fire service! Pirate brigades (sort of illegal, but not fully; local groups who purchase their own equipment and help out at fires - technically an organisation that fights fires has to be part of the government service, but seeing the nearest might be so far away that the area the size of Germany will be burnt before they get there, you sort of do what you can and hang the consequences) are becoming as common as volunteer government brigades! If you need a cop...well, there's no longer a stock squad, so rural and outback specialists are gone. The nearest cop might be hours away, if you're lucky. And even then, if he or she needs backup, that's further still! And I'm talking farming country, all of this! This isn't including station country or aboriginal areas! Half of them get a quicker response from the Army or Air Force than they do to civilian services! (Noting that there are more Defence training and experimental areas than there are manned police and fire stations in the Outback!) There is no joking here, no government (state, territory or commonwealth - and most of these areas have no LGA) gives a toss what happens to the people in the bush! Even when it comes to the sea, there are more fisheries officers than cops - which you can sort of understand, noting the value of the industry to the economy. But still, if you're in trouble on the water, you won't get a police response. Except for Queensland, none of them operate out of the city coasts! And it's getting harder and harder for volunteer marine rescue groups to keep going - the licence costs, the registration costs, the survey costs (as noted above, you need to go to a city to get one done), they're all getting more and more expensive. The training costs, constantly getting higher and higher in both price and time away from work and home. So you're lucky if there's a VMR in cooee either. And even then, there mightn't be a boat ramp or launch facility near enough anyway! You're too far away for helo, not that they're available anyway. So your stuck with some local fishing boat or trawler to help you out. And it's getting harder for them to operate for the same reasons as the VMR's. Oh, and if you want to be able to call for help, from land or sea, you need a satphone or a HF radio. There's such limited coverage it's beyond a joke. (I'm talking coastal in all this, not offshore.) And these are just a small portion of the issues. Most are recently a problem (since about the 90's), as local towns and areas used to run all these services themselves. But the government's at all levels wanted to centralise and streamline, and cozy up to the corporates and big industry. They took over by compulsory acquisition most of the regional services (such as passing acts forcing community hospitals to become state owned), removal of the fire authority from local control (although there is quasi-local control in WA and NT). Forcing LGA's, businesses and constituents to pay the state and federal government's to maintain roads, then not get any maintenance done. Centralising and privatising both the telecommunications and postal networks (hence neither really exist in the bush now, except where local groups set up their own post office, but that are outside of the formal post network - that's what my local post office is). Oh, and centralising rail, so that now only the interstate lines are maintained. And then, and the unions are also at huge fault for this, as much as government, removing regional services such as tugs and pilots, so that ships can't get in or out of port! Its all the bureaucracy, the back room dealings (especially between unions and big corporates), and weak, disinterested pollies. The main reason rural and remote areas still exist is that the population just ignore half the rules and regs they're supposed to follow! Because it's idiots that make them. DPF's case in point.

@matildastanford7019

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheJuggtron Nup. He's being as straight as the nullabor. Truth.

@matildastanford7019

3 жыл бұрын

@@sa25-svredemption98 both entire comments you made in this thread. TRUTH. ✌🙂👍🇦🇺

Hey Btw, where it says Port Wakefield on the South Australian part, it's actually Port Augusta.

Back in '79, drove from Townsville to Perth with one other driver in 3 days and 3 hours with 350 miles of corrugated dirt road across the Nullabor...long drive mate!

great work simon, i travel on that road every day and have driven the east side of oz. its an amazing place of you get here

I'd visit Australia if everything there wasn't out to kill me...

@robertbrazier5097

3 жыл бұрын

You'll be fine in the cities, it's when you're getting into distant suburbia and rural country side that you'll need to start worrying. Even then, the most dangerous stuff is out in deep bush and in the dessert Edit: forgot the ocean, stick to popular beaches and stay aware

@piccolo3031

3 жыл бұрын

If you can survive in whatever country you live in now you can survive in Australia 😂 It has like 3 most liveable cities in the world.. cant be rated that high if everyones being eaten.

@RolandjHearn

3 жыл бұрын

These kinds of comments always make me snicker. There is no way you are being honest with yourself. 25 million people live in Australia and the number of deaths from wild animals a year can probably be counted by one person using their hands, meanwhile wherever you live the road toll is astronomically higher. The reason you have not come to Australia is you are just not serious about it.

@jjfromthebigland781

3 жыл бұрын

@@RolandjHearn wowzers... way to put a lot of unnecessary effort into trying to unsuccessfully ruin a joke... kudos to you, kudos...

@RARDingo

3 жыл бұрын

It's lack of knowlege & fear that get people killed by the wildlife. You're still 90 times more likely to be struck by lightning playing golf than getting bit by a shark whilst swimming/diving.

Seeing this as an Aussie from Perth makes me happy!

@silk1435

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed mate

@Chris-hx3om

3 жыл бұрын

+1

@williamsporing1500

3 жыл бұрын

That’s where Ozzie man is!!! This American lives Ozzie man lol

A terrific piece. Thank you.

as an australian it’s so interesting to see where my daily commute connects to the entire country

Oh also lastly if you run out of ideas you could maybe show a mega project on the Sydney Harbour bridge or the opera house.

@kathyclevenger1015

3 жыл бұрын

I'm fairly certain he's already covered the opera house.

@simethorntonable

3 жыл бұрын

There's a lot more to Australia than the coat hanger and the nun scrum

Ooh he is talking about the M1. I thought it was weird I didn't know what he was on about with the white shield

Missed some cool stuff like the Min Min lights and the great ocean drive. cheers for the vid.

As a kid in the 80s we did the East to West road trip multiple times to visit family. In a non air conditioned Holden Shuttle van. Books, colouring in, closing the blinds my dad installed and lying down on the bench seats to have a nap, listening to tapes on your Walkman until the batteries went flat. And looooots of staring out the window in utter boredom. Daily highlight was staying in a different cheap ass motel each night, and getting the motel breakfast. Cold toast, cereal in tiny individual boxes, tinned fruit etc. Exotic stuff when you’re a little kid 🙂

12:39 minor problem.... Australia does not drive on the right, they drive on the left..... and normally have double paved lines in the middle as a way to indicate both lanes not to overtake other vehicles

its called "Northern Territory" by the way, not "The Northern Territories" source: I live in Darwin

I travelled from Darwin south to Alice Springs: quite a trip! Beautiful landscapes and very few cars on the road. Our car had a extra large fuel tank and water supply which were both needed since fuel station were rare. I love to go back sometime.

Good to see Old Northern Rd overpass in McDowall QLD making the cut with the drone fly-over...... Thanks Mate!!!!