It's called taking the piss. If you can't handle a bit of friendly banter you won't last 5 minutes over here 😂😂

@pommiebears

19 күн бұрын

Exactly!

@NullaNulla

18 күн бұрын

Thanks for the laugh, haven't heard that term in a bit with all the bloody woke new age bullshit being pushed through.

@JOJO-2020

17 күн бұрын

Bloody oath

@KENKANIFF666

17 күн бұрын

just a classic stitch up mate, she'll be right.

@mozworthy

17 күн бұрын

Can confirm!

Was half expecting the Aussie bloke to be like "Oi mate, Maccas is open 24 hours here." and for Gabriel to just lose his mind at that.

@nirmalkrish4113

15 күн бұрын

lol, after Covid only selected ones

@Lynk1992

15 күн бұрын

@@nirmalkrish4113 I guess i'm "lucky" in a way, all of the ones around my area are 24/7

@brendonrookes1151

15 күн бұрын

nah thats only in certan places where i live they got robed to many times

@RoggieBella

15 күн бұрын

@@brendonrookes1151 Our local one in a Gippsland town is supposed to be 24 hrs but they just don't have the staff to cover overnights; and we're also a relatively small population so it just doesn't make economic sense to keep it open.

@CrunkNuts

15 күн бұрын

They're all 24 hours where I'm at in Sydney.

As an Australian I can confirm we do not care about your feelings.

@martinkuliza

16 күн бұрын

Mate... who fucking cares :P Here... Take my custom made pocket knife :P

@aidanmargarson8910

16 күн бұрын

As an Australian I can confirm if your ever in the shit .. we will be there helping you get out of it

@martinkuliza

16 күн бұрын

@@aidanmargarson8910 Absolutely

@virtualdude64

15 күн бұрын

I don't care what you guys think.

@georgiaobree

15 күн бұрын

nope - we don't care

Australian here, but of a warning for people who might get the wrong idea, we don't like political correctness, but we also don't like jerks. If you're openly racist, most people are gonna be turned off.

@interestedinstuff1499

16 күн бұрын

Yep.

@eddiemate

16 күн бұрын

Yep, we decide we like someone based on their qualities not their politics. Know people with different beliefs with me, don't give a shit if they're not a dick.

@1ihws

16 күн бұрын

If you’re openly discussing “racism” based only on skin colour, rather than discussing those who appear to make a habit of promoting the divisiveness of people ranting at each other on our streets about religious philosophies, we’re definitely going to be turned off.

@Scotty-P

16 күн бұрын

We're now being made a minority in our own country. Today I saw more Indians and Africans than I did fellow Australians around my own area. Indians just bought the house across the street, today, too. But, some of us; and here's where you chime in, are STILL going on about people being :racist"?!

@MrLordSandwich

16 күн бұрын

100% !! There is a difference

Hey as a Dutch guy I felt right at home in Australia. Just carved my 34th year in Australia.

@pommiebears

19 күн бұрын

I’m English. I live in Newcastle, NSW. beautiful place. 🌹

@SgtGunny-gz5hg

18 күн бұрын

Our banter is almost like....a sport lol. Team effort is even better.

@raymondallo9947

18 күн бұрын

@@SgtGunny-gz5hg A national sport at that. I LOVE it. Now if only could get rid of this stupid woke stuff we can go back to normal.

@SgtGunny-gz5hg

18 күн бұрын

@raymondallo9947 yeah don't get me started on that horseshit....

@alicecobb7763

17 күн бұрын

Good on you,( mate) 😂

I’ve found, as an Aussie, that I have to tone down my online presence because if I don’t people get offended and yell at me 😂 Glad you made a friend

@mcolman303

3 күн бұрын

Wolf, not your fault mate. Same as me because of snowflakes.... we live in a sad sorry state of things due to snowflakes.

@queengalixcia

2 күн бұрын

I agree with you mate. I gotta do the exact same thing 😂

it's not racist if you're mean to everyone, the logic of Australians

@r1learner178

14 күн бұрын

The saying is "I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally".

@yeet6362

13 күн бұрын

Aussie's don't like political correctness, but they also don't like jerks. So if you're openly racist, most people are gonna be turned off. Meaning you will be avoided and shunned, even if no one says anything to your face.

I'm Australian and my name's Dave and knocking back some beers with Bundy chasers with this bloke sounds bloody good!

@KENKANIFF666

17 күн бұрын

but i'd love to have a beer with duncan.

@billylion3073

17 күн бұрын

yeah my first thought was wow actually i know like 12 - 13 Dave's in my apartment complex alone

@SilentHotdog28

17 күн бұрын

@@KENKANIFF666 Because Duncan's me mate.

@suzmac1526

17 күн бұрын

G'day Dave, greetings from Tamworth.

@ieatteeth5605

14 күн бұрын

You should be the prime minster

As a born and bred Australian i approve of this message😊🇦🇺

@kiffaj9982

19 күн бұрын

It's spelt bred. Queenslander.

@SF-pq3sq

19 күн бұрын

@@kiffaj9982 Queenslander huh wrong

@kiffaj9982

19 күн бұрын

@@SF-pq3sq how am I wrong? Queenslander.

@johnl6176

18 күн бұрын

@@kiffaj9982 Oi, ease up on the "Queenslander".

@SF-pq3sq

18 күн бұрын

@@kiffaj9982 i am not a Queenslander

WTF, that accent on the beach is bloody spot on.

@audreydoyle5268

16 күн бұрын

Hmm, it was. But he did crack a little on the gravy line. The word gravy itself was said well, but the words before it had US twang

how nice of him to upload a video about my people at 2am

@amirlartist1489

Ай бұрын

Really it's like 5 pm here?

@OcRefrigeration

Ай бұрын

9am Here in California.

@edward8606

Ай бұрын

It's noon here. AMERICA 🎉🎉🎉

@user-dg8pq2cm3c

Ай бұрын

its 9:40 pm in India

@db7059

Ай бұрын

Same 2am Queensland Australia

my Aussie grandma say me watching this and said "oh get over your self princess" when you said Australia does not care about your feelings

@amisedai942

18 күн бұрын

😂

@eej1731

18 күн бұрын

Classic!

@bobs_toys

17 күн бұрын

I say similar to my daughter when she's acting up. That, life is pain and cute animals taste best are the best lessons I can think to teach her. Either I'm a horrible father or a brilliant one... Time will tell.

@JanetMalone-kj9tq

16 күн бұрын

Australia certainly does not care or respect people's feelings and I live here

@fionaquinn8777

15 күн бұрын

​@@JanetMalone-kj9tqused to be good now freedom of speech has been taken over 😢

One of the best Aussie accents done by a Yank, EVER lol

@johnl6176

18 күн бұрын

Merryl Streep did a good one too.

@lindajohnson9282

18 күн бұрын

@@johnl6176😉👍🏼🤣

@banjopete

18 күн бұрын

Not even close.

@Cazzanovaa

18 күн бұрын

Nah Shane Gillis has the best Aussie impression I’ve ever heard

@lindajohnson9282

18 күн бұрын

@@banjopete, there are a few bits he got almost flawlessly… but he can’t sustain it. However, it’s better than most people trying to talk Strine lol ;)

I’m a naturalised Australian citizen; arrived in 1965 from UK. Boy are you right, Gabriel, it is a culture shock when you arrive. Now after 59 years I’m used to it. You do the accent very well, some say I’ve still got my Pommy accent.😊

@cypherglitch

Ай бұрын

its a terrible accent. Hardly anyone from the U.S can do the aussie accent justice.

@deadinside8781

Ай бұрын

What was the culture shock?

@w1-em4nq

Ай бұрын

@@deadinside8781 i am cutious too

@ollie9619

19 күн бұрын

@@deadinside8781 imagine growing up in a village in Yorkshire then in South Wales leaving all behind at 17 with my parents and siblings. We speak differently, Aussies can’t understand us, we can’t understand them. They really are straight talkers, no filters. Our traditions, way of eating, it’s all different. I married an Aussie in 72, we have three children and 6 grandchildren, I still say expressions they don’t understand. My brother in law still calls me a Pom, but I say I have a certificate to say I’m a naturalised Aussie. The comeback is always the same, it’s a piece of paper, you’re still a bloody Pom!

@pommiebears

19 күн бұрын

I’m a cockney! I still have a strong cockney accent. Mos5 people don’t know my name, they all call me pommie! lol. They ask me to say stuff too 😂

In Australia we laugh at everyone including ourselves! Life is too short to be mad about everything , just laugh! It's good for you :)

As a Canadian who never fit into the passive culture of "polical correctness," it was a breath of fresh air coming to Australia. I found a culture that was meant for me and I'm so grateful I get to live here forever!

i honestly love that we're kinda hard on each other especially our friends cause it builds up that thick resilient skin you need to handle alot of the crap this country throws at you.

I spat out my drink when he said, 'Imma cut cheeseburgers with this!'

3 bottles of pre-mix, sure. No way in hell 2 ppl polished off 3 bottles of Bundy and one of them remembered anything.

@missshady1760

16 күн бұрын

That's exactly what I thought. Half a bottle each, sure. But one and a half each??? Na... That knife maker would have turned into the knife stabber at that point 😂

@zed5129

16 күн бұрын

Hmm normally yes, but there's tolerance to consider. Full blown alcoholics could. Richard Burton drank 6 bottles of spirits a day.

@DrHalbesWissen

16 күн бұрын

@@missshady1760 exactly 💯

@missshady1760

15 күн бұрын

@@zed5129 yeah but I don't think you understand what that amount of Bundy does to a person. They choose violence. Trust me, I've seen fully blown alcoholics turn nasty on a lot of it

@justpossum9679

15 күн бұрын

They'd be in hospital ... or the morgue 🤣

After 3 bottles of Rum, you don't go to the airport. You go to the hospital. ;) :D

@Sintesi.

17 күн бұрын

in my experience, you either go to bed or to the bottle-o for more rum.

@005AGIMA

17 күн бұрын

@@Sintesi. after 3x 700ml? Of 40% proof? Yeah I'm calling BS ;) I'm not talking beer bottles of premix ;) :D

@Grumpybum714

17 күн бұрын

Or the mortuary!

@OriginalPiMan

16 күн бұрын

I know some people who could do it. Any airport and airline worth their salt would not let them board a plan, but at the least they could avoid the hospital. It was only 1.5 bottles each, which is around 30 standard drinks. Enough to make even the hardiest man very obviously drunk, but not enough that absolutely anyone would be hospitalised.

@philgoodinc2

16 күн бұрын

Sounds like maybe a pre-mixed bottle of Rum and coke, around 350ml. around 5%. he either smashed those down really quickly, or he was so drunk he lost count and actually had 10.

Recently transplanted Yank here. Moved to Melbourne over 2 years ago, and I've never been happier to be soneplace as I am here in Victoria.

@lamsmiley1944

18 күн бұрын

I hope you enjoy your life here. It’s a beautiful country

@skartimusprime4779

17 күн бұрын

Man that was ballsy of you, we had some of the most savage lockdowns in the world right before you came 😂 Weren't you worried what you got yourself into? Either way, welcome bro

@vernonhampton6973

17 күн бұрын

@@skartimusprime4779 ...my Aussie wife was worth the risk. 💌

@KENKANIFF666

17 күн бұрын

just don't drink the beer.

@hiboostchosh

17 күн бұрын

Have fun with the tax’s and housing prices brother, Australia is a shit hole for the middle class, the land of no dreams just work

We Aussies call Bundy rum "Jekyll juice" cause it turns most drinkers into monsters. Queenslander.

@RayneOfSalt

Ай бұрын

Bundy Rum - The Ragemaker.

@Vacant36

Ай бұрын

Liquid crack

@Just_For_Kixz

Ай бұрын

Fighting fuel!!!

@JoeExelby

Ай бұрын

Good old sugarcane champagne

@PhantomFilmAustralia

20 күн бұрын

Bundy Rum is responsible for the most lethal AGBs in the world. (For non-Australians, "AGB" is an Australian abbreviation for "After Grog Bog" meaning "Post Alcohol Shit")

He is a delightful treasure that we must protect. ❤

Bundaberg is also called North Queensland fighting diesel in Australia

He was only in Sydney. Wait until he comes to the Country! Hahahaha

We make fun of everyone. And if you can handle it, your a mate. But if someone actually insults our new mate, your going down.

Bravo sir! Top Aussie accent best I’ve heard 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🇦🇺🌏❤️

Always amazes me how well he does the Australian accent. Glad you had a great time here.

I can't stop watching these specials even tho I've seen them so many times

The more I see this, the more I think the other two guys called the 3rd "bogan." Could be wrong, but the way he describes the guy, he'd fall under that category

@SaravanjaSteele

Ай бұрын

Or possibly wanker.

@Shayhammowolf

15 күн бұрын

Could also be "wanker", cause they know the guy and just don't wanna deal with him.

@Shardthackeray4562

4 күн бұрын

​@Shayhammowolf you don't have to know someone to call em a wanker, it's just what we call most drunk ediots, or just anyone we think is doing something stupid, or people who ain't doing anything and we just do it caus we're angry.....I'll just shorten it to we call everyone a wanker, except kids and woman, we're not assholes

That’s a beautiful story,, thank you brother 🇦🇺

Hell yeah. It was great having you over here, Gabriel.

3 bottles, bloody hell😂😂 IYKYK🇦🇺

@fatneek5243

16 күн бұрын

Fighting juice 😭

The word you’re looking for to describe how drunk you were…… Hammered, completely hammered (it also sounds like you were almost legless) and Macca’s is open 24/7 in the big cities

I really need to go see Australia. From what Fluffy says, you guys down under sound like a lot of fun.

@GrumpyGranpaGamer

Ай бұрын

Some times, the guys down under ARE fun. Sometimes, it's fun when there's a guy down under

@NullaNulla

18 күн бұрын

Scotch, Bourbon or Tooheys or get ready to get laughed out of the pub :P ... but truthfully there is some really nice places to visit just don't expect to get state to state in a few hours.

@Lynnie_14

17 күн бұрын

We are indeed 😘😅

Aussie here. You're 100% right about Fosters beer. It IS piss. NOBODY in Oz drinks it, but foreigners just assume we do. I was flying back to Oz on a Singapore Airlines flight after a holiday to Southeast Asia when the flight attendant asked me what I'd like to drink. I replied I'd like a beer please and, I guess she recognized my accent so cracked open a Fosters. She immediately saw the shocked (completely authentic) look on my face, straight away asked if there was something else I'd prefer and I happily took a Tiger beer off her hands.

@NullaNulla

18 күн бұрын

I remember trying a Fosters tinny as a child ... we were always into pinching a beer from the folks even at 6 or 7, but that shit was spat out REAL quickly. Have NEVER touched it since and only really seen it a couple of times since.

@user-gs3tq6bx2u

17 күн бұрын

Actually, Fosters was a popular beer in the '60's in Victoria.

@bobs_toys

17 күн бұрын

​@@user-gs3tq6bx2uthe drink that VB replaced. How bad do you have to be to come behind that?

@GarrettAD60

16 күн бұрын

@@user-gs3tq6bx2uI remember when it was popular, but then it changed and tastes like piss mixed with poison now.

@huwguyver4208

15 күн бұрын

We also have a beer literally called XXXX because Queenslanders can't spell 'shit'

Haha did he say it's a country of Daves? I'm sitting here punching billies and just happen to be listening with my best mate Dave 🤣🤣🤣

Visited Ozland back in '78. Courtesy of Uncle Sam's Canoe Club i.e., USN. Our Destroyer Squadron pulled into Fremantle and Perth. Loved every single minute . Ozzies are the friendliness people on the face of the planet! And drank Emu Lager!

@Rubytuesday1569

4 күн бұрын

Locally known as 'Bush chook' 🇦🇺

Pub. Bundy Rum. The accent. 100% accurate!

And that's how Fluffy snuck a knife through airport security.

Oh look he's crying!!! Bet it taste like gravy!!! 😂😂😂

Lol 😂 you sound like them in Australia 🇦🇺 🤣

As easy going as Australia may be, there is no way liquor licensing laws would allow any pub to let two blokes polish off three bottles of bundy in one sitting lol

As Aussie as the Kangaroo grazing on my front bloody lawn , pretty damn funny and a night on Bundy is usually a morning after with a black eye and sore hand

@bobs_toys

17 күн бұрын

You had kangaroos? Lucky. All eastern browns where I grew up.

Thank Christ somebody finally gets us Aussies! Next time you visit you need to go to North Queensland.

@martinkuliza

16 күн бұрын

No but seriously... it's good that a guy like him GOT IT and now has the influence to tell all American't how to act before coming here. let's be honest, Have you ever come across a backpacker, whether UK or American, You're at surry hills or bondi or something and they start talking to you and you just do the normal thing and they're too fucking serious........... it's just weird. you want to give them a slap in the head and say ... Lighten up mate

As an Aussie I love how everything he’s saying is true. Foster’s, Bundy rum - he’s so clearly actually done what he’s talking about

@neomortalgirl

15 күн бұрын

Yes quite refreshing for once.

@pat1012

14 күн бұрын

Except for the part of drinking 3 bottles of rum

@mooretrumpet

13 күн бұрын

@@pat1012 I hear you. They might have been those mini bottles that bundy make, though. Like bar-fridge size ones (100ml or so). I think I’ve seen those sold. It’s probably just hyperbole though

F’n oath mate. We love Americans here in straya! Wish there were more of ya. 🙏

Love you Fluffy. I can’t get enough. Thanks.

As an Australian, I'm very impressed with your take on the Australian accent!

Drinking rum with a knife maker. Doesn’t sound like the best idea you’ve ever had. Bundaberg rum is well known for making people angry when you drink to much.

@rodneymiddleton1044

17 күн бұрын

VB is more likely to make people Angry as it is the bottom of the barrel beer. Bundy does not make me angry.

@aspenator4271

17 күн бұрын

I'd get angry if I had to drink Bundy as my rum of choice. Too sweet

@littlecatfeet9064

17 күн бұрын

Sounds like a great idea.

@user-gs3tq6bx2u

17 күн бұрын

@@rodneymiddleton1044 "VB is more likely to make people Angry as it is the bottom of the barrel beer" Actually, it's more likely you telling them that i's a bottom of the barrel beer that makes them angry rather the VB lol

@bobs_toys

17 күн бұрын

​@@rodneymiddleton1044"oh God, I can only afford VB. What have I done with my life?"

Fluffy I love you, brother. Your material always has me rolling

G'day from Mackay Queensland Australia 🇦🇺

@neomortalgirl

15 күн бұрын

Ill second that!

Ahh Bundaberg Rum. Two fights in every bottle

I went to his Opera House show, it was amazing. Also, due to an incident in my early 20’s I cannot handle the smell let alone taste of Bundy.

@indigocheetah4172

16 күн бұрын

I had the same experience with scotch.

@danielponiatowski7368

5 күн бұрын

fk yeah, i didnt need some psychosomatic incident to put me off bundy. the first time i smelt it i thought it was distilled ants, scotch isnt much better but i can drink it. im more into white spirits like vodka, must be genetics.

As an Aussie, I concur with this example. Spot on!

& Rightfully so!

Seeing this at 4am is crazy

"RUM! The only way to party!"-"Capt" Robin

@1ihws

18 күн бұрын

Yeah, rum’s a bloody great ‘accessory’ for rapists and thugs #sarcasm

That was funny af Great job on the accent

Well done on the accent. You’re absolutely correct re Fosters - nobody drinks that. Bundy is awesome - overproof (OP) Bundy is even better - 100% maniac soup. We would describe your drunken condition as “legless” - but probably alright to drive, because you could still talk. 😂😂😂😂

as an australian i can confirm that your feelings are your problem, not my problem

I’m Australian and this was a nice compliment thank you

Caught your show in Adelaide. Awesome mate!

Looking forward to seeing the next part of this - it sounds like they were heading straight to the airport and he was just given a pocket knife while drunk… something tell me this went into a pocket and not checked in luggage.

@ridgiedidgie4444

15 күн бұрын

Probably the other way around….the scanner would pick it up and it would be taken away. The X-ray may pick it up but it’s small so it doesn’t matter.

He’d love the Netherlands if he wants to speak to people without any sympathy 🤣 we’re the most direct people in the world

@YouTubetail

Ай бұрын

Fluffy 😂

@Jason_Nighthawk

Ай бұрын

Damn

@deborahdegenhart2456

Ай бұрын

My chihoohoo luv Fluffy..he starts howling when I put him on

@Azurethewolf168

Ай бұрын

OHHH THE VULTURES ARE HERE!

@Jason_Nighthawk

Ай бұрын

@@Azurethewolf168 I'm your ally bro

Here's a man that understands us Aussies.

He speakth the truth. We dont drink fosters 😂

You nailed it.

Old clip but its still gold 😅

Funny as fuck!! I'm gonna watch this again!!

Im glad you called it pub

Fkin yeah mate, absolutely spot on

This didn't age well. Woke AF now, especially in the cities.

I love this guy. He is so real. My kinda humor

as a fellow Australian this is bloody fantastic mate give me a second to catch my breath mate this is to good

Fluffy 🎉you’re the bom my man, love your work from all the way from Australia 🇦🇺 🐨 🦘 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 👍 from a devoted ‘Davette’ 😉 QLD born xx

9am here in southern oregon

I love this Guy! Say it like it is!

"thanks for being nice". Summed up nicely

Oh my god 😂 Gab mate, i would have LOVED to join in and had a few bundy and cokes with you dude!! ❤ that bloke is so lucky!! Thanks for coming to Australia. ❤❤❤

I ❤ Fluffy he’s so cute! 🥰

I hear the sheer SIZE of our country wow's the yanks too, including the travel time between state capitals. Did a for shits n gigs check with the brother the other day .. from Sydney to Brisbane (adjoining states) the distance was like 3-4 states on the NE side of the USA. I was stumped frankly at that as I'm still used to Sydney to Bris being a 4 day event where now with the newer roads it can be achieved in a day. Gabe's right about the attitudes though and he can keep the Bundy rum that shit is dangerous. For some it makes them super aggro and others like myself it will incapacitate you (can't use your legs) and you end up ralfing everywhere around you.

@bobs_toys

17 күн бұрын

I used to live in the UK. The Americans were the only people j came across who had the same sense of distance as me.

When Gabe said, "Called him a name," I was like "Hehehe, we all know what the name was. C U in the NT."

Welcome back anytime Mate

9am Here in California. 😂

FLUFFY!!!!!! FLUFFY!!!!!! FLUFFY!!!!!! FLUFFY!!!!!! FLUFFY!!!!!! FLUFFY!!!!!! One hell of an entertainer and would love to meet him one day

Iglesias 😅bro i love you talent

Three bottles of Bundy... two blokes? Yeah.... NAH. 😎🇦🇺

Fluffy!!!!

Australian Aussie's love fluffy 😂😂😂😂😂❤

Want to see the full show Brother 😂

I can’t wait for this to be made into a Fluffy Bit.

My late uncle used to call bundy the black eye drink cause whenever he drank it he would go home with a black eye

The people who were like “get him back in the water” are what we call “fuck wits”. You pull that shit with your friends every day of the week, but you don’t do that with strangers ffs

Aww that's such a sweet story 🥰

I missed you on Adelaide, Australia... So bummed about it!

As an Aussie: The Aussie accent is 10/10.

This gets a like from me just for saying that we don't drink Fosters. Thank you.

So true 🤣 🤣❤

As a certified Aussie, this is the more accurate descriptions of Australia in comedy