I’ll Take Care Of You | Gabriel Iglesias

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I felt bad for saying no

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  • @TyGamer0426
    @TyGamer042622 күн бұрын

    The "Where would you like to eat" part got me screaming at my TV "oh no"

  • @madisonperez1938
    @madisonperez193820 күн бұрын

    The “Listen.” Followed by a deep sigh is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @Stone_Horn
    @Stone_Horn22 күн бұрын

    Thank you Mr. Lexus for this amazing skit lol

  • @Shay_Mendez
    @Shay_Mendez22 күн бұрын

    Gabe's not wrong. It would be efficient. No matter how observant we are, we're not telepathic. We need VERIFICATION for what our lady wants and how she feels. WE'RE NOT MIND READERS MAN! Paint shit in black and white for us cause sometimes (more often than not) we need that shit to be more clear than glass XD

  • @ibtesamqaiser3691

    @ibtesamqaiser3691

    21 күн бұрын

    Sometimes even we, women, don’t know how to describe that feeling 😂😂😂 I would just say I just feel blah wtf 😅

  • @k1productions87

    @k1productions87

    20 күн бұрын

    "do you know how much time and energy I spend on letting you know how I feel?" Do you know how much time and energy you would save if you just SAY how you're feeling?

  • @carlosdemexicoaroundtheworld
    @carlosdemexicoaroundtheworld22 күн бұрын

    "How do you feel?" Bro, we've all been there

  • @sandrasausville9103
    @sandrasausville910322 күн бұрын

    Fluffy got options 😂😂 And I'm one of the few who really doesn't care where I eat.

  • @CheshireCat-cm1si

    @CheshireCat-cm1si

    22 күн бұрын

    My dad found an answer to this question a long time ago. Whenever he had a chance to eat a meal out with just one of us (he had three daughters), he'd take us to a place he'd eaten with someone from his work before and basically say "Let's try this place." 9/10 we ended up loving the place and recommending it whenever we got to eat out with him. Worked like a charm and he almost always knew the answer to "Where do you want to eat?" For me, it was always either a sports bar he introduced me to (which I still love) or pizza.

  • @christopherjamesboudoir
    @christopherjamesboudoir22 күн бұрын

    One of my Ex's always wanted to go out to eat, but never knew where. I would list off every place in a ten mile radius and for every one, "I don't like that place" or "I don't like anything they have there." Even tho we had been countless times. Then she would get pissed that I would pick a place and "make" her go. The woman I was with after her didn't always know where she wanted to go. But most times that I picked a place she was happy with it, mainly because she was happy to be with me. I miss that.

  • @Saph-Fire
    @Saph-Fire22 күн бұрын

    03:35 - 05:47 Bro had a *LOT* to unpack, lol. (But, he ain't wrong, of course! Struth!) 😆🤣

  • @omartistry
    @omartistry22 күн бұрын

    As a bisexual i understand this situation. Not romanticizing gay relationships nor shaming straight ones, but it’s usually easy when I’m dealing with guys.

  • @robertrandolph3013

    @robertrandolph3013

    10 күн бұрын

    Yeah I'm bi as well but predominantly gay and us guys just get it

  • @FOXTheCutestDogintheWest
    @FOXTheCutestDogintheWest22 күн бұрын

    Going to try to make it to your October Tucson Show!!👍🏻🥰😁🦊

  • @stopmotion913

    @stopmotion913

    22 күн бұрын

    I will

  • @DreamcoreNenci

    @DreamcoreNenci

    21 күн бұрын

    I Hope you go!

  • @golamkibriaofficial320
    @golamkibriaofficial32015 күн бұрын

    His video is really amazing to watch. Being an intermediate learner, I can almost understand English, but face some problems to understand jokes, so decided to watch all videos of him.

  • @tammyhayes77
    @tammyhayes7722 күн бұрын

    Love this guy. Thanks Gabriel

  • @moniqueshull8973
    @moniqueshull897322 күн бұрын

    Damn now I feel called out 😂

  • @JAG214

    @JAG214

    22 күн бұрын

    As you should be

  • @user-zz1vc7ec2k

    @user-zz1vc7ec2k

    22 күн бұрын

    How do you feel about it?

  • @goldencousins2410

    @goldencousins2410

    21 күн бұрын

    How do you feel?

  • @chipskylark172

    @chipskylark172

    21 күн бұрын

    How do you feel?

  • @drogers5511
    @drogers551122 күн бұрын

    Funny stuff. It's nice to be appreciated so much that someone would put themselves out there like that.

  • @CurtisHowell-oz7zi
    @CurtisHowell-oz7zi19 күн бұрын

    Yeah, whatever fluffy's awesome up.😊

  • @OcRefrigeration
    @OcRefrigeration22 күн бұрын

    Thanks for the Laugh Fluffy !!! Perfect timing. Worked till 4 am this morning from yesterday at 4am. Lost 2 lbs body weight & 1 % body fat. Wow , What a day yesterday was.

  • @geekyguirl
    @geekyguirl22 күн бұрын

    He's not wrong. We do make it difficult and I, as a woman, have no clue why.

  • @chebaca8

    @chebaca8

    19 күн бұрын

    All you can do is improve the efficiency

  • @Hayastantzi92
    @Hayastantzi9222 күн бұрын

    Is Mr. Lexus still around?

  • @donnatheroux841
    @donnatheroux84122 күн бұрын

    Hilarious enjoyed this one made my day 😂😂🤣🤣👍❤️ Fluffy and definitely Huge Fan 👍

  • @Dimon6859
    @Dimon685922 күн бұрын

    I died laughing at heads or tails part😂

  • @DarkVideogamer
    @DarkVideogamer21 күн бұрын

    to be fair on the topic of food, sometimes you can be really really hungry but the body just goes "the very thought of eating right now is nauseating." So that can make it tricky to make choices on where to eat.

  • @jaderiver2905
    @jaderiver290521 күн бұрын

    I've never laughed soo much , at watching any of his you tubes xD !!!

  • @redlady120
    @redlady12019 күн бұрын

    I was so looking forthis vid!!

  • @robinemery
    @robinemery22 күн бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 I remember this story and it is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tasuke
    @Tasuke22 күн бұрын

    This bit got me so hard when I watched it for the first time with my friends. I saw it coming LOL it was hilarious

  • @Solidier1
    @Solidier122 күн бұрын

    No joke. I had thought about this bit all day yesterday and now seeing this just posted is very creepy. lol

  • @user-zp5il6qz4b
    @user-zp5il6qz4b22 күн бұрын

    This guy cracks me up 🎉😂❤

  • @MandokiFerencErik
    @MandokiFerencErik22 күн бұрын

    😂 You cheer up my days! Thank you! 🙏

  • @indominusss5275
    @indominusss527522 күн бұрын

    i hope your home life is okay fluffs, this almost sounds like a cry for help 😂

  • @Supersoccerchic
    @Supersoccerchic22 күн бұрын

    "Where would you like to eat?" for me as a woman is "Where would YOU like to eat?" directed to the guy. Why do I have to make all the decisions?

  • @shroom736

    @shroom736

    22 күн бұрын

    cause most guys just wanna eat and don't care about the place

  • @aztumtheknightofwumbo7060

    @aztumtheknightofwumbo7060

    22 күн бұрын

    It's seen as a tad disrespectful in society, if the man had to choose all the time, and not offered his woman the opportunity to make a choice herself, as an equal in the relationship. That's my take. Though the post above me is also accurate.

  • @user-lf7lj4cn1r
    @user-lf7lj4cn1r19 күн бұрын

    Awesome 😊

  • @angemaidment5640
    @angemaidment564022 күн бұрын

    I find that breath he took more uncomfortable than any of the actual conversation 🤣🤣🤣

  • @parakeet8157
    @parakeet815719 күн бұрын

    Gabriel was "propositioned." I can relate. Happened to me😮

  • @thadoemahar_gaming8082
    @thadoemahar_gaming808220 күн бұрын

    Lexus and also an allowance? Damnnnnnnn

  • @ErinBurkey-hb2hj
    @ErinBurkey-hb2hj22 күн бұрын

    Lol 😅😂 Love him

  • @arleenfackina8
    @arleenfackina822 күн бұрын

    I would have had him arrested for stalking! Who knows what this individual could have done. Who gives a damn what he does for a living.

  • @camilopiro
    @camilopiro22 күн бұрын

    C'mon Gabe! Gay is an acquired taste 😂

  • @user-oq5gk2fc8z
    @user-oq5gk2fc8z22 күн бұрын

    Haha lol ur great fluffy ❤

  • @wandalopez814
    @wandalopez81418 күн бұрын

    ❤❤❤❤

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc22 күн бұрын

    Every night with my wife it’s always, “what would you like for dinner?” ‘I don’t know, what would you like?” Then I have to run down the list of what we have, or where we can order from… we’ve been a couple for 12 1/2 years! You’d think we’ve have figured this out by now, but nope!

  • @user-zp5il6qz4b
    @user-zp5il6qz4b22 күн бұрын

    Brandi says 👋

  • @Rekuzan
    @Rekuzan22 күн бұрын

    46 years old, and people ACTUALLY wonder why I'm still a virgin....

  • @krisztiharmat
    @krisztiharmat22 күн бұрын

    🤟

  • @JMPT
    @JMPT21 күн бұрын

    Fluffy Nice

  • @sharonkaczorowski8690
    @sharonkaczorowski869022 күн бұрын

    I had trouble finding the confrontation in his room funny…stalkers can be very dangerous. He certainly handled it well. The discussion of the relationship between male friends was a good one though…it’s not talked about enough. Though I had a discussion about ordering food today with hubby during which the roles were entirely reversed…I was ready to throttle him!

  • @hildarubio2612
    @hildarubio261220 күн бұрын

    Oh wow 😳😂😂😂

  • @carlossauceda3132
    @carlossauceda313222 күн бұрын

    Asuuuuuu he wants tooo

  • @stopmotion913
    @stopmotion91322 күн бұрын

    When was this?

  • @adrianrock1287
    @adrianrock128722 күн бұрын

    Listen... lol

  • @dianacasey6002
    @dianacasey600218 күн бұрын

    Ah now I know where I have gone wrong as female I actually am direct I say straight out yes or no, you ask me how I feel I will tell you if I think you’re interested. Is that why I get funny looks.

  • @zimals
    @zimals22 күн бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SharpDesign
    @SharpDesign21 күн бұрын

    I still wonder if rhat security who got bribed got fired.

  • @YouTubetail
    @YouTubetail22 күн бұрын

    😂 bro

  • @bluecat1234
    @bluecat123422 күн бұрын

    Fluffy woke up and chose violence against the women of America

  • @hompanit8942
    @hompanit894222 күн бұрын

    🤣

  • @tomerza
    @tomerza14 күн бұрын

    I remember that I was on my way to break up with me lesbian girl friend, and my ride (a truck driver) offered me around 100 bucks to be together. Why women never offered that to me??

  • @richewilson6394
    @richewilson639421 күн бұрын

    Come to Montana us women we are not picky at all. You will get a straight answer because it's life or death. Also yeah I totally agree Burger King cooking oil is disgusting It makes me just throw up just by smelling it.

  • @patriciamariemitchel
    @patriciamariemitchel21 күн бұрын

    Efficient abomination is still abomination nonetheless. 😳

  • @anette8656
    @anette865618 күн бұрын

    Then you've been with the wrong woman. I know when I'm hungry and I know what I want to eat.

  • @nikolaossamaras5337
    @nikolaossamaras533721 күн бұрын

    Oh! Come on! Show us new videos fluffy please man!!!!!!!!!!

  • @SacredLuzt777
    @SacredLuzt77722 күн бұрын

    Fluffy coming out of the closet?😂😂😂😂 this explains why his wife left him.

  • @jcmarx6289

    @jcmarx6289

    20 күн бұрын

    I know you meant that as a joke but that was still kind of a fucked up thing to say

  • @SacredLuzt777

    @SacredLuzt777

    20 күн бұрын

    @@jcmarx6289 oh relax dude. I actually like him more than most other comedians. It wasn't a put down. It was in reference of what he said that he would make an excellent gay partner.

  • @Theunknowndevil1200
    @Theunknowndevil120022 күн бұрын

    what

  • @sabinalegall6550
    @sabinalegall655021 күн бұрын

    These are all repost! Still funny, though!

  • @SaintKillshotMusic
    @SaintKillshotMusic22 күн бұрын

    First like 😅

  • @derekwsparks
    @derekwsparks22 күн бұрын

    Nasty

  • @gloves1472
    @gloves147222 күн бұрын

    I'm rencas

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