This is the only reason I wake up on Monday mornings

Jason "I don't know how often I see an ad for an app". Minutes later, Mike doing an ad for an app.

4 minutes ago as I get off work? Thank you for making my drive home amazing Ballers! 🍻

definitely spit my water out onto my computer during Jason's story

I'm an English teacher and I was overjoyed when they discovered the difference between imply and infer lol :-)!😂

Acne is the canvas in which zits and pimples are painted upon 😂 had to immediately like after hearing that, 2 good!

I mean, "Sophie's Choice" had some pretty serious ramifications, but it wasn't changed to "Sophie's Decision". Just rambling on about nothing again, but I love it.

Usually I'll wait for my drive to work to start the pod... I couldn't hold back with that title.. lololol

This was an exceptionally good episode- and that’s saying something…

22:28 is that the first cut in Spitballers history?!

I too have not paid to get rid of ads.

as someone who worked at Olive Garden for years the busiest time for dinner is definitely 4-7

This is actually crazy because Andy drafted batteries in things you should spend up on

@noahrubke3016

6 ай бұрын

It was Jason who drafted batteries, I’m surprised he didn’t mention that!

I took accutane and I was also on the max dose. I remember needing chapstick all the time! Everything was dry.

I set rules with my lotto ticket buying. Now it has to be over 600 million jackpot, and I only buy a single ticket. If I win, it’s meant to be. But losing on one feels way better than losing on 10 or more. I’ll sacrifice the 2-3 bucks for a chance. Trying to increase your odds by buying 20 just isn’t worth it. But I do have a hard time passing on a pool. If one of those come up, which is rare thankfully, they can easily talk me into whatever their buy in is, if it’s 20 or so. Just fun to do things as a team.

Since episode 1, this is the first time I heard the Monday episode on a Tuesday. I feel defeated 😔😆 jk love you guys!

Biggest waste of money? Gaming chairs!

22:19 I think I see the first ever jump edit of the show. Am I wrong?

@tywall28

7 ай бұрын

I saw it too!

@runjitchandra

7 ай бұрын

@spitballers

Work in a grocery store. On my feet, on concrete all day...DO NOT BUY CHEAP SHOES!! Spend up. 100%

Thank you to whichever producer included imply/infer in the What’s the Difference segment. Mike’s misuse of “infer” has been driving me crazy for years but I didn’t want to be pedantic and correct him on social media.

Gotta upgrade to rechargeable batteries, fellas! Panasonic.

You guys should draft somethibg like imaginary items to enhance your every day life!

Would you rather be dressed up as your kids biggest fears or have your kids be dressed up as your biggest fears for Halloween? (Ex: Jason's kids would be dressed as spiders)

I like to eat orange peels...

If a choice is only 2 options, how do you explain multiple choice questions?

Welp Andy lost with the battery pick

So the ballers are drinking Mayo coffee on the next show??

Draft analysis: Things Not To Waste Your Money On Andy : Name Brand Medications, Batteries, Greeting Cards, New Cars Mike : Cables, Sunglasses, Printer Ink, Coffin Jason : Extended Warranties, Baby Clothes, Gym Memberships, Lottery Tickets Andy Draft Grade: B+ Mike Draft Grade: C+ Jason Draft Grade: B+ Best items drafted: 1.) Extended Warranties (Went 1.02 // Jason) 2.) Greeting Cards (Went 3.03 // Andy) 3.) New Cars (Went 4.01 // Andy) 4.) Lottery Tickets (Went 4.02 // Jason) 5.) Cables (Went 1.01 // Mike) 6.) Baby Clothes (Went 2.02 // Jason) 7.) Name Brand Medication (Went 1.03 // Andy) 8.) Coffins (Went 4.03 // Mike) 9.) Sunglasses (Went 2.03 // Mike) 10). Printer Ink (Went 3.01 // Mike) 11). Gym Memberships (Went 3.02 // Jason) 12). Batteries (Went 2.01 // Andy) Honorable undrafted mentions: Clothes A rare tie for the Ballers, Andy and Jason both with amazing drafts with the exception of one terrible pick for each. Batteries really tanked the draft for Andy, who had a commanding lead prior, and Jason quickly shot up ahead, until drafting Gym Memberships in the 3rd. Andy's 3rd and 4th round picks really brought some late round value to his draft but ultimately fell to a tie after drafting something that should have been drafted in the opposite draft: things not to cheap out on. Mike consistently selected 'meh' picks, which gave him a comfortable 3rd place, but a valiant effort indeed. Battle MVP Pick: Greeting Cards (Third Round steal // Andy)

Game pass is to expensive.

Second!

Of course Andy still uses a manual toothbrush, he once compared his dental hygiene to that of a child’s. Only brushing at night and claiming that eating breakfast and drinking coffee gets “rid” of morning mouth instead of just adding to the problem. I feel sorry for his wife. 🤮

Losing 30% on a new car off the lot just isn't true lol.. especially with the used market. People say that brcause they lose value on a trade in, which youll always lose. If you sell privately, youll get a true value and its not 20% lol... u also get a 4% less interest on new cars. Its just not true lol

I'm pretty sure Andy selected batteries for both drafts (spend money and don't waste money).... hypocrite!

Not a great scat :((((

Brain log. Blog. Duh.