I expected something more epxlicit but definitely less uncomfortable than a high school girl making an ahegao face at her teacher 💀

@Fvckallofyou1

4 ай бұрын

there was a girl at one of my many old schools who would do it to EVERYONE. teachers, other students, subs, field trip guides/admins, it was crazy.

In middle school, one year we got TWO hip, attractive new young teachers, Miss F and Mr. M. All the boys had crushes on Miss F, all the girls were gaga over Mr. M. One day they were both just...gone. No call now show I guess, because they hadn't even arranged substitute teachers and we had to sit in the classroom with the principal supervising us. We students were genuinely worried about them, and the administration of course wasn't saying anything. Two weeks later, they both returned, but Miss F was now Missus M! They had fallen madly in love and eloped.

Man I love your commentary. A lot of readers have as much personality as Microsoft Sam and seem to spend all of their available brain capacity to utter the words on the screen, sometimes even with tolerable inflection, but your commentary is both funny and full of sound advice/opinion.

HEY! I’m here for your pretty face and funky shirts! 😂 in a totally platonic way.

On the subject of high school teacher crushes, it was my 10th grade biology teacher. I would literally sit there, head in hand, staring dreamily at him. I never took a single note and aced everything. I still remember the basic genetics I learned. I was too shy to do anymore than stare. This was way back in the early 90s.

The kidney stone one irritates me the most. You bet your butt if that were me the next call after the hospital would be to a lawyer.

Im just here for his nice calming voice and good storys and jokes

Man I work as a welder, and luckily we are allowed to listen to stuff on our phones while we work. And I gotta say, this channel has helped me get through a lot of burning hot days! keep up the awesome work so I can not be bored out of my mind at work, haha !! Much love to everyone on y’all’s channel

As someone who struggles with and lost people to treatment resistant depression, i really appreciate the warnings about SI.

Can't we be here for both the stories and the shirts 😂

@metal.gendalf

7 ай бұрын

I know, right 😂❤

Helloooo! Hope everyone is having an amazing day!

@divyabhabanubakode6800

10 ай бұрын

You too!

@isa.cecilia

10 ай бұрын

Thank you💕 you too

'What am I doing' lmao Mr Facts that's me every other day. Life is weird.

I am a female teacher and I worked at a private school from age 26 to 31. A female student came on to me saying she liked my a$$. After a holiday, she also said that she saw me at a holiday resort (that I was NOT at). She said I looked good in my 2-piece swimsuit. When I got engaded at the age of 23 while teaching at another school. One of the learners responded to the news by saying "ma'am what the heck, I thought you'd wait for me to graduate"... Tough being a teacher.

I like to watch your videos to pass the time, plus I love all of these stories. Keep up the good work!

Holy crap. That one kid elbowed his mom. I got smacked off my feet by my dad for just having a smart mouth toward my mother multiple times growing up. My face hurt just hearing about the elbow kid. Lol

My sister in law sucks in this department. I used to work so much with my first son and when I would see him do something “new”, she would say “oh he’s been doing that for a week now”. I wanted to cry every time. I’m a SAH mom now and I get to enjoy his new firsts and his baby brothers firsts as well.

Lmao but you are cute and your voice is soothing which is just a + on why I keep coming back to only these Reddit comps 😂😍

3:57 don't sell yourself short, you're quite a looker.

Hey dude, i started bench listening your vids while doing stuff in the house, about 10 vids a day , and i must give some honest feedback , you pronounce stuff pretty well and clear, very easy for a non-english person to understand most of the times, thanks for that. Your tempo is also pretty good . Sometimes i have to go to the PC to change the volume because some pieces of your video are on a certain volume, then suddenly a piece is wayy too loud and will disturb my neighbors because its like screaming out of my speakers , and then when i fix the volume to not get complaints from the neighbors, suddenly the volume is again too soft and i have to change the volume again. So if i must give a little bit of negative yet building up feedback . please keep the volume equal? That would totally give your videos a bigger value for people like me that live with neighbors and are doing stuff in the house, i had to once with wet hands run to the pc because i was doing dishes because of it . also , you look very charming !

A couple of these stories make me thankful I live in UK, and get treated free of charge by the NHS, and I know other countries have somrthing similar.

Speaking of the US healthcare system, I pay more now for healthcare than I did before I went on Medicare. We have retirement insurance as well as MC but we still have larger copays. Unreal.

i love this channel keep up the great work

44:00 the idea of going to university to play sports, just boggles my mind. Sport at European Universities is essentially recreational in nature. If you want to be a pro athlete you do this in a pro team.

If three other people can be first apparently I CAN TOO!

@lindarkknight4044

10 ай бұрын

No i'm first sorry you got here after me

×2 shout-out to Pat. You're the man

Can confirm I'm just here for the pretty face Mr. Facts xD xD

@metal.gendalf

7 ай бұрын

That quirky personality shines through, doesn't it ❤

Aww Madam Facts. So cute. ❤

When I lived in PA I worked for the only place in town, a catalog clothing company. I eventually got promoted to the chat department. Since we were not allowed on the phones we could have a radio playing. I told my co-workers that I absolutely abhorred the song Benny and the Jets by Elton John. Every time it came on I winced like I was in physical pain. My co-workers thought it was funny AF and would turn up the volume. The secret? I didn't mind the song. I just make it seem like I hated it so they didn't decide to crank the song I really hated.

You're right you caught me, I'm just here for your beautiful mustache

A bad day fishing for you, is a good day for the fish!

You seem like such a wonderful person. I think it would be pretty cool if you brought your partner into one of your videos with you to narrate. I imagine your partner is a great person too from your sometimes references to them.

Oh goodness. I was that student. Ten years later we're living together, no longer together but definitely had a long very serious relationship 😆

@5finchy

10 ай бұрын

Actually?

@brunoutechkaheeros1182

10 ай бұрын

so, you do cosplays covered in chocolate? 🤔😂

I'm not one to leave my own stories but I had to tell this one. When I was 16, my ex-girlfriend and I were at her house fooling around while her family was out having a Mother's Day lunch. When the deed was done my ex told me to make sure I had cleaned up everything I had produced and done the same for herself as she didn't want to get pregnant off a little swimmer stowed away somewhere. I told my ex that her mother had told me that sperm ourside of the v would die in a matter of minutes (Her mother was a loose parent and would do things like buy us alcohol and drink with us and tell us random sexual facts for whatever reason she felt was necessary as she didn't think we were sexually active) My ex didn't believe me and I said I would text her mum and confirm the fact. We laughed and joked as I typed out the message (something around the lines of "i just busted all over ex's chest, is it true that sprem dies in x amount of minutes outside the v?), and it was all fun and games until I accidentally pressed send. I instantly went into panic mode. Typed out a whole bs story about how it was just a joke and we were just been silly. Her reply was a blunt "Wow, happy mothers day to me, don't be there when we return home". I wasn't allowed over very much after that and needless to say I was never allowed to stay the night again and I don't blame em. I still cringe over that moment 20 years later and as a father wouldn't know what I would do if my daughtets partner sent me the same kinda message

I am asexual and nonbinary (identified as a girl when in grade school tho) and I never understood why my girls in some of my classes were into some of our male teachers. I cringed and thought it was gross af at each comment they would make about the teacher. The teacher was a nice dude to talk too but poor man was constantly being hit on and it was very nasty and he hated it. It was sad cause I saw him as a mentor but couldn't say much cause he had to cut himself off from the girls (myself included despite me not being weird). I did have a teacher that was also a woman that became my mento instead.

As a mom I have had many times where I get angry, However I only remember seething anger once. I offered to take my nephew to a Fall gathering for kids where we were taking our son (i am blanking right now on what it was called) We also took him the night before. Well he decided my cat was annoying and threw him down my basement stairs. I yelled at him, walked away. I called his parents, told them everything that had happened. I got into trouble for yelling at him and he was talked to. Ugh I get gentle parenting and he was a young kid but i was seething mad. It caused a family fight. My cat was ok and I have since refused to be the sole person responsible for my nephew. This fight got worse when we went to the gathering and told them he had sensory issues as he hated the loud music and the crowd. I was accused of claiming they don’t know anything about their son and being a horrible person. Turns out he has ASD and ADHD. I was raised around kids with ASD and as it turns out both of my kids are on the spectrum as well as my brother. They brought it up over a year later that I was right. No real apology but at least they are trying to help this kid.

I knew it was my 8th grade science teacher, Ms. Rose. I also knew that I wasn’t the only young gentleman who wanted to get to know her intimately. She was 24 at the time, but I think most of her oblivious nature was tuned out due to it being her second year as a teacher. Plus, her fiancé was a teacher’s aide trying to get his degree in the same profession, and he was a pretty nice guy. However, that still didn’t mean that I didn’t fall hard twice when she wore slightly revealing clothes. If I had been dating when she wore that, I think I would’ve been a dead man. Thankfully, by 2/3 of the way through 8th grade, I was happier dating someone closer to my age, so my crush slowly faded.

My English teacher ended up dating a 18teen year old girl that just graduated the year before my boyfriend was in the same classes as her and said shed sit her desk next to his desk and always laugh at his jokes and leave him notes the teacher always made jokes about his ex saying he abused her I learned more about most my teachers weird personal life than anything else 😂

In high school, our chemistry teacher Mr. A was not well liked, as he was known to be snarky to the students and had an infamously short temper. I guess I understood his triggers and felt bad for him, as he was the only chemistry teacher and chemistry was a required class, he was understandably overworked and stressed. So I asked him if he could use a teachers' assistant or lab assistant, if there were any menial tasks I could do for him to help him out. He gratefully, almost incredulously accepted, and showed me how to clean up the lab and safely dispose of chemicals after school. I continued doing this for a while, making small talk occasionally, but it seemed he was becoming uncomfortable when we were alone in the lab together. It eventually became so noticeable that I asked him if something was wrong, expecting the usual venting about how many papers he had to grade that night. I was totally shocked when he blurted out "Do you have a crush on me?" with that deer-in-the-headlights sort of look on his normally impassive face. I quickly explained that it wasn't like that, that I simply liked him as a person and a teacher, and how I had noticed how stressed out he seemed and had just wanted to do something to lighten the load. He seemed so relieved, and after that conversation, the vibe between us became so much more relaxed, it was like night and day. We developed a much easier rapport after that, and I continued helping him out in the lab after school until I graduated.

i wrote "shake your plums" to a friend by accdent to a male friend when i went to text him "shake your plumes" i am so glad he got the joke but i was in a panic tell he texted back

I really love the way you tell the stories but what are these so gorgeous games you play in the background? So many games are so beautiful. Just curious.

@Roeclean

7 ай бұрын

Im pretty sure it's just minecraft, on a special parkour map

@divyabhabanubakode6800

7 ай бұрын

@@Roeclean oh thanks ☺️

@Roeclean

7 ай бұрын

@divyabhabanubakode6800 oh eait thats from like 21:30 to 28:00. Then trackmania in the first few minutes of this video, I forgot about the other games he played. So I only know a few of them

@divyabhabanubakode6800

7 ай бұрын

@@Roeclean thank you very much cuz I was searching for the name for so long 👍 really appreciate it

This probably isn’t the nicest thing but I have an art club at school that very solemnly meets and during the first half of this year we were dealing with some problems in the house and a contractor so my mother was really frustrated and really stressed out. I love my mother more than anything and I didn’t want to add anything more to her load so I never told her unless I saw earlier that morning she was feeling good. Anyway to her knowledge is started about a third into the year. I really love art and am constantly looking for more experiences wether about art or not so it hurt having to simply let go of something I really wanted to do. Of course I sucked it up and haven’t spoke about it but it was hard and it felt nice to be able to not add that much to my moms plate.

If hnging round teachers like that makes them think your crushing, i feel so bad for my welding instructor. He was almost 70, but my father was a shotshow, and id talk and follow this teacher around constantly, hed sit and talk with me, i had straight a's in every class i took with him, i made him so many cakes and cookies. Best teacher i ever had, i hope he didnt think i had some wierd crush on him.

The teacher I remember having a crush on was my 7th grade history TA. I never did anything outside of anything I'd do with other teachers I was friendly with which was just talking on occasion. Though I do think he had a good impact on me thanks to him being more progressive and open minded in a very conservative area as well as being one of the few poc I regularly interacted with, I'm white btw. On the other hand I felt guilty as hell and like there was something wrong with me for the crush due to my mom's bigoted views.

I'm here for the flamboyant shirts 😂

26:33 Android for life!!

30:12 I got that reference!

Story 6 literally is the reason that when I’m older, I will not have pets if I have children.

@TheCatConqueor-iw4ly

6 ай бұрын

And it’s story 6 on part 3

Story 6"So how did you two me" op and his wife "uhhhhhh"

Let me paint you. Lol😂

Casie at the bat? Like the short story they teach in school?

When my son was 2 he became obsessed with a small metal rod from a curtain. Well I went to the bathroom one day and when I came back he had broke the TV with it

Omg my kid head butted me so hard I almost threw his little ass across the room. This was my 2 yo son. My 8 year old daughter has given me looks or comments that make me want to punch her in the mouth 😂

Broken glasses at 16 and you had to wait a year! What were your parents doing?

There was a really bad ad on this video. I know the mainly fact probably can't do anything, but I thought I'd mention it so he knows. The ad was labeled F with women, and had encouragement to be mean to women.

Time stamp 19:18 You can get your medical debt written off after 2 years... I did it, now debt free...

One time I wanted to yeet my kid across the house because she slammed into the baby gate we used to keep the dog in the living room. It gave me whiplash and knocked a rib out of place. She did get a butt whooping big time and grounded.

It was Randy white 50:00

Does anybody know what game this is?

My friend is going out for drinks with a teacher from our high school when he turns 21. She is a 5 6 thick latina (muscle thick not fat) and idk how he did it but lucky ahh mf

Nice video, Baldy. Repost but still appreciated

@wildcard6895

10 ай бұрын

It's a compilation of his videos relating to this topic

As a kid ı can agree ı am awfull some times

Bro why after 15 minutes they suddenly the topic of the video? From students to any other depressing shit?

Im here for the pale skin and creepy greenscreen eye ❤

When did he start showing his face in videos?

My ex and I were looking to spice up our relationship so I set up a dating profile on a website for couples looking to add a third to their relationship. I screenshotted the profile but instead of sending the screenshot to my ex I sent it to my grandma. She was cool about her only response was does ex know

Gallipoli

I got the reference but I hate that story

I'm only here for you ;)

First

Im sorry i need to say this man you really need to fix your audio for people with head phone your ss are really sharp and high pitch in headphone and your ps pop really loudly even on low Volume May I suggest a pop filter might work if your not allready useing one

Woe most of these seem like male teachers S.A.'d by young girls who could cost them their jobs & for some reason it would be their fault even though they are rejecting it

A giveaway that an underage person likes you is if they're constantly placing themselves in your field of vision, but has trouble interacting with you. Also if they add or remove accessories several times, whenever you show up. Another giveaway is if another grownup you've never met before unexpectedly shows up out of nowhere and seems angry at you for no clear reason. I wasn't a teacher, only a tutor. I dont tutor anymore, one reason being that dedicated teachers are overworked and undervalued. Also because i hate the personality cult of the nuclear family..

Im the first!

FIRST

I'm not attractive so I'm not gonna say

777

hold up, whos the first?