⭐️ - - - - “He cut off my ears” -the new Van Gogh

@macaco358

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you I’m not English so I’m really bad😅

@joshthenormie1019

4 жыл бұрын

@@macaco358 *I’m not English so I’m really bad😅*

@KeepCalmAndGamePRO

4 жыл бұрын

@@macaco358 he means Van Gogh only cut off one ear, grammar was fine.

@Emoflorist

4 жыл бұрын

Teqir bruh me when I was cutting my hair my self

@rugbyfreak5782

4 жыл бұрын

Teqir nO

⭐️⭐️⭐️- - “ Don’t know why he’s giving me a haircut in an dark alleyway and whispering to me. “ -Normal Customer

@cynicalbutterscotch6581

4 жыл бұрын

Beautiful comment

@subzeroelectronics3022

4 жыл бұрын

If the average rating is one star and this one is above one star, that means that there are reviews below one star.

@flyykredd5495

4 жыл бұрын

That’s what worst reviewed barbers do.

@donjo7349

4 жыл бұрын

Bootaful

@youtubeexotixz8124

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

⭐️ I’m allergic to hair dye -Man with fabulous hair in Hospital

@user-oj7np2ej1z

3 жыл бұрын

My hair is amazing, but it cost me my life

@trevoriscool3246

2 жыл бұрын

Wait

@entrancedfairy9182

2 жыл бұрын

I maybe allergic to hair dye but at least I didn’t DIE. I’ll leave

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "He shaved off my eyelashes and turned it into a sweater. I needed a gift for my friend so it works." -Spongbob

@sollitsubunaek5938

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite

@DapperDan-zx9fu

3 жыл бұрын

Spunch glop

@theangrymilitant

3 жыл бұрын

@@DapperDan-zx9fu oh hell nah spunch bop

@scoogy7196

3 жыл бұрын

S p o n g

@KentuckyFriedMantis

2 жыл бұрын

Asoingbob

Jojo: *kills off my hair follicles and gives me mercury poisoning* Me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

@angelm5446

4 жыл бұрын

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

@remi69420

4 жыл бұрын

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️🚬🐺

@enzoth3anonimoadorocafe.855

4 жыл бұрын

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐😅😅🤣🤣

@jamonrandomstuff4294

4 жыл бұрын

☀️☀️☀️

@joshuagraham5750

4 жыл бұрын

Gavin Lee : D you became delusional

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Loved the service, seems so legit. I'm kinda the weird one for booking an appointment at 8:30 p.m. But he handled it like a champ. Also, the bathroom has rats, and I like rats. Yes, the janitor is dead in there, but they have toilet paper in ALL OF THE STALLS. The tall glass of water I was given was beyond refreshing. Thank you, barber Jo!!! ~ Satisfied Customer

@velvetblood5441

4 жыл бұрын

Lol i booked my appointment at 11:10 p.m.

@frithal2029

4 жыл бұрын

Booked mine at midnight

@cadenlavine7790

4 жыл бұрын

Olivia Thomas Mango IM DEAD😂💀

@49erz_777

4 жыл бұрын

✒️

@jxexrxoxn

4 жыл бұрын

Mine was at 3:33 am

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ broke into the hospital and started whispering at me and even took my hair off after dying it and put it on his mic. magical experience! 😍 i knew it wasnt just the meds.

Timestamps 0:00 long intro (start) 1:12 giving you a glass of water 1:18 carries on 1:46 talks about your hair cut 2:42 dyes your hair pink 3:18 makes sure your hairs lookin goooood 3:38 sprays your hair with water 5:10 puts water on the sides of your neck 6:14 pulls out in growth hair 8:10 puts pop rocks in his mouth 9:12 brushes your hair 13:03 snips your hair 13:54 CAR HORN (credit to el_gato_bedwars69) 14:00 snips and brushes your hair 14:56 just snips again 16:00 strokes your hair 16:28 rubs your hair 17:30 brushs and shaves your hair 17:37 says he'll put shaving cream on your hair 19:17 wraps up but somehow when he was putting shaving cream on he got it on his mouth 19:57 brushs and snips your hair again 21:00 sprays water on hair 21:30 da pink hair again 22:05 makes you pay $365 I use pounds though 22:10 talks about stuff aka outro 23:21 you walk out and look "very attractive" and you "totally" don't die of Mercury poisoning Hope you have good dreams (*SPEEDRUN TUNE*) and see you another time Good night 🌘 Thanks for 100 likes, never had this much!

@jay_cannizzaro3724

3 жыл бұрын

shut the fuck up - again, otherly inthusi im not gonna pronounce it black guy.

@Kai0mGD

2 жыл бұрын

Thx

@y2kgothemplayer256

2 жыл бұрын

@@jay_cannizzaro3724 shut up

@jeffjeff2514

2 жыл бұрын

“Weird cola sweet” bruh he literally said the name in the video

@gojixkong

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeffjeff2514 wdym he said the name in the title

Five year old me cutting my doll’s hair:

@zoeradkeig

4 жыл бұрын

LOL SAME OMG

@madmax4085

4 жыл бұрын

@Madison Burrell that was just a joke lol

@madmax4085

4 жыл бұрын

@@zoeradkeig hi

@madmax4085

4 жыл бұрын

@@zoeradkeig my dog's name is zoë...it's spelled like that

@juliaplayz5773

4 жыл бұрын

HighYeenUh relatable

🌟🌟🌟🌟- "I woke up in his basement and he started to give me a haircut, I'm still stuck here but my hair looks great" -Scardly Satisfied Kidnap victim

@playzify6357

3 жыл бұрын

Habit are you ok did he make you give him four stars

@about1082

3 жыл бұрын

*69 likes*

@AlexAstill0409xx

3 жыл бұрын

@@about1082 Lmao

@jameshorton4345

3 жыл бұрын

😀🔫

@katielahey2456

3 жыл бұрын

Sangwoo who lol

⭐- - - - "He forced me into the 3rd person, i can't get back-- help me" -3rd Person Steve

@romaniac205x7

3 жыл бұрын

I'm in second person and now you wonder what does second person look like

@enclavesoldier1112

2 жыл бұрын

Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter

@supergames2073

2 жыл бұрын

hello caesar

@mjason8985

2 жыл бұрын

@@romaniac205x7 i’m pretty sure that there is no second person

@romaniac205x7

2 жыл бұрын

@@mjason8985 Yes

⭐️ “I don’t know what hair he’s cutting if I don’t have any” -Bald customer

@genow2287

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@cringeboi.1111

2 жыл бұрын

BALL Hair he's cutting

@100inchdestroyergodBull

2 жыл бұрын

Mustache or beard?

@cringeboi.1111

Жыл бұрын

@LamboLando Gaming i honestly don't know i competed that at like 4 in the morning

My mum still hasn’t come out Only a weird pink haired woman who said “come with me, son”. I ran -Little Josh

@tnediekidz1309

4 жыл бұрын

Lol 💀

@theultimatefatyoshi6642

4 жыл бұрын

GO BACK!

@blagoevski336

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@bengallagher9087

3 жыл бұрын

LOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOLLL THIS THE FUNNNEH

@Memer_Monkey

3 жыл бұрын

@@bengallagher9087 Jesus Christ calm the fuck down

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “He shaved my sisters head, and my moms eyebrows, my dads beard, even my brothers eyelashes. But that TALL, FRESH, BEAUTIFUL, CLEAR, glass of water was EXTREMELY ✨R E F R E S H I N G✨

@emeraldknight4915

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment 😂😂😂

@rantingbeanie9522

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@raptorrider7002

3 жыл бұрын

Thats some high quality H2O - Waterboy (Adam Sandler)

@anxiron

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

@therealdanielalarcon7204

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I forgot about that

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Amazing service, great for the price, my old barber used to do everything I asked, it made my hair so bland 🤢. I’m really happy with the new look! -Impressed Customer

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “ I wanna make sure he can feed his Minecraft dog and cat” - A kind customer

⭐️- - - - “He cut off my forehead skin” -Jojo Siwa

@TitansOasis

4 жыл бұрын

fritata that’s what I read it as too till I saw this comment

@sweet_honey9661

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@boopsboops7692

3 жыл бұрын

There’s probably something to be said that a lot of us read forehead skin as foreskin.

@babysirenhead675

3 жыл бұрын

what

@kittencatboy1531

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my, It’s baby siren head

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “He burned my sideburns,dyed my hair pink AND EVEN DIAGNOSED ME WITH MERCURY AND SCOLIOSIS -impressed customer

@ps4nowwoot972

3 жыл бұрын

Mercury poisoning is highly deadly

@thezimchannel7361

3 жыл бұрын

@TheAspiringTuber r/woooosh

@ps4nowwoot972

3 жыл бұрын

@@thezimchannel7361 hilarious

@allgunsblazed9106

3 жыл бұрын

@@ps4nowwoot972 I'm glad you cleared that up.

@ps4nowwoot972

3 жыл бұрын

@@allgunsblazed9106 sarcasm

⭐ He kept on spraying me like I was misbehaving - A cat

⭐️ “He brushed my hair so hard that I now look like Sia.” -Beyoncé

@deepicrat7935

3 жыл бұрын

How come no one is noticing you as a verified KZreadr?!

@tricitytheinkangel42069

3 жыл бұрын

@@deepicrat7935 who would want to notice a gacha tuber 💀

@Milesmorales79

3 жыл бұрын

@@tricitytheinkangel42069 my man just because theres some bad people in the community doesn't mean gachatubers are bad 💀

@tricitytheinkangel42069

3 жыл бұрын

@@Milesmorales79 gacha tubers are cringe imo lol, like leave fandoms alone and the characters alone your just making cringe

@Milesmorales79

3 жыл бұрын

@@tricitytheinkangel42069 I love anime, fnaf and other fandoms and I didnt know what I was making at one point. Some are Cringe but cmon some are trying hard.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ YES “The dead janitor smell is hot” -Satisfied Client

@bengallagher9087

3 жыл бұрын

EHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE FUNNNEHHH 1000 YES

@kcgamer2086

3 жыл бұрын

Dax isnt dead lol

⭐️ - - - - “My hair was already way too pink” - Stephanie, Lazytown

@3aboudwakeelo298

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ttvtheyluvkaeden9624

4 жыл бұрын

The perfect sound of candy is This candy asmr

@_kendra__8563

4 жыл бұрын

My nostalgia just.. i-.. I have no words. Ur a god. Ur amazing

@ttvtheyluvkaeden9624

4 жыл бұрын

@@_kendra__8563 omg thanks

@sexylady86ish

4 жыл бұрын

I grew up with lazy town who was that blue guy called with the go compare mustache call he ate vegetables 😂😂😂😂 also I love how there are only three ppl in the show every one else is a puppet😂😂😂😂

🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 “ I finally got my hair cut if there are any Titans call me you deserve it” -Eren Yeager

@jojid1342

3 жыл бұрын

I’m a bit late, but this is my favorite comment lol

@HamoTheUltimate

3 жыл бұрын

I dont understand.. what titans... Call you how... Why do they deserve it

@jojid1342

3 жыл бұрын

@@HamoTheUltimate it’s an attack on titan reference, bud :)

@dripking1037

3 жыл бұрын

aot is overrated as hell

@skycruz9003

3 жыл бұрын

@@dripking1037 like ur life dumb ass shut the actual fuck up

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️- “idk why he kept tapping the bottles but at least it sounded good” - confused customer

Me getting ready to spray that spider with Raid: 4:38

@erifnm3164

5 жыл бұрын

Brinley Hull I step on them

@zhxry

5 жыл бұрын

Jrr_killz how do u step on one that’s on the wall

@comradedrugs711

5 жыл бұрын

@@zhxry You can't walk on walls? Huh. Might wanna get that checked out, mate. That's not normal..

@Walidrs3

4 жыл бұрын

@@comradedrugs711 😂

@mochimochi2881

4 жыл бұрын

I get out the 1 textbook i never use *ever*

what about “worst rated ASMRtist” where you scream and punch at the mic

@JS-iu3ce

5 жыл бұрын

Anonymous Avocado just 3seconds long?

@hyungutz8180

5 жыл бұрын

Anonymous Avocado kzread.info/dash/bejne/dYCTpLamotXAh5s.html he doesn’t scream but punches you

@yu_9406

5 жыл бұрын

Reyong ASMR too does punch you

@spork2839

5 жыл бұрын

Moon Child that brought me on a journey bro😂 I watched like 3 vids

@mlsanica7618

5 жыл бұрын

*jasonr intensifies*

⭐⭐⭐- - "He cut my hair with a KNIFE. It was quite satisfying" - Insane customer

The person getting trimmed be like: “Please.., just give me a haircut..., I don’t want to listen to this tapping on bottles anymore...., why do you even do that, just get me trimmed..”

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “He had a relaxing voice- cant hear it now he chopped off me ears” -newly deaf customer

@infiringwingsope

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Worst reviewed haircut, my arse. Best one I've ever had, I will make sure to recommended you to my friends. If I had any.

@zukowys

5 жыл бұрын

Lol deserves a like

@thedrummer8562

5 жыл бұрын

Jeeze man, are you ok?

@pacooftaco

5 жыл бұрын

@@zukowys thank you, have you heard of Joe the barber? I really suggest you check it out.

@SandyFruitBasket

5 жыл бұрын

Paco OfTaco whos joe? 😏

@deansaffron9562

5 жыл бұрын

Paco OfTaco this haircut: five stars on yelp

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ The candy he gave to me was very good. Also I love the new hair color, been looking for a good pink but I think I found it and my new barber -A very satisfied costumer

I love your worst reviewed series!

⭐️⭐️🌟- “I thought this was a restaurant” -man who wanted Panda Express

@itzadamisnoob771

4 жыл бұрын

he had the *munchies*

@markduell4510

4 жыл бұрын

Now I want some

@user-lx9tl6fz6c

4 жыл бұрын

*a*

@rnb9904

4 жыл бұрын

Yo that only makes 4 stars total

⭐️ “He shaved my head, made my hair into a wig and put it on his microphone.” -A frightening customer

@artiejay

4 жыл бұрын

@Katsuki Bakugou no the customer is scary

@victorjurado3365

3 жыл бұрын

@@artiejay Lmfao

@KodyWayne9210

3 жыл бұрын

This is the best comment I’ve seen on this video lol

@foxbearvr9100

3 жыл бұрын

@Katsuki Bakugou your name seems familier

@user-kz8cp4rh8j

3 жыл бұрын

@@foxbearvr9100 Wow two angry boom boom boys

You are the first customer Customer: it is 8pm Jojo: it has been a busy night

@caveater

3 жыл бұрын

OH GOD-

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “he cleaned my wig for me, very nice” -bald guy

⭐️ ☆☆☆☆ “He didn’t like my unibrow” -Upset customer

@purplealpaca9278

4 жыл бұрын

🌟☆☆☆☆ He ruined my hair -unhappy customer

@kennethross3919

4 жыл бұрын

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I had a crush on Van Gogh -a crazy customer

@pizzaaaaaaa2446

4 жыл бұрын

★☆☆☆☆

@lifeiswhy5111

4 жыл бұрын

⭐️☆☆☆☆ “He wouldn’t stop whispering and talking to a camera” -pink haired woman

@nw9120

4 жыл бұрын

Hey hey😂 deny no guest even the most ridiculous request 🦀

⭐️ - - - - “The haircut took 3 hours!” - *bald elderly man*

@MrFrog-rd8lx

3 жыл бұрын

Very long hair cut huh?

@J_a_y_l_a

3 жыл бұрын

Seems about righr

@MrFrog-rd8lx

3 жыл бұрын

Excuse my bad grammar I am a frog after all

@crnxlf

3 жыл бұрын

Turns out he cut one hair

@MrFrog-rd8lx

3 жыл бұрын

@@icydoesyt here a sub from me

Asked for a haircut and got a haircut, I'm happy. -Satisfied Customer

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I just went there to dye my hair pink. I think he is a professional at hair dyeing hairs." *-A satisfied costumer*

⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Went for a trim, got tubercolosis and can't breathe" - satisfied costumer

@purplealpaca9278

4 жыл бұрын

XD I star I'm dead -satisfied customer

@Slugger11111

4 жыл бұрын

This was a good day

@internetexplorer8121

4 жыл бұрын

It must suck how you're named karen

@karennrskovthygesen2851

4 жыл бұрын

@@internetexplorer8121 well... the jokes are getting old

@coolguy4998

4 жыл бұрын

@@karennrskovthygesen2851 silence karen

"He cut off my legs, but I got the trim I wanted atleast" -⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ customer who lost his legs in this place

@broraune3800

4 жыл бұрын

Neese!!!

@DTAM-Aviationshorts290

4 жыл бұрын

Wow

@iambobross157

4 жыл бұрын

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS IF... DID I GET THE KAREN CUT?!?

@Dryxeclan

4 жыл бұрын

WTF

@MangaGirl78

4 жыл бұрын

I’m your 501th like

"I'll get you a tall glass of water." (Barely pours any) I can't-oh my gosh! LOL!

* * * * * He was very gentle and his voice was so sweet and calming!

0 Stars. "I'm bald." The Bald Guy

@langotango2170

4 жыл бұрын

U did it wrong

@langotango2170

4 жыл бұрын

@@sartenazo8106 tf u on about

@jimmyschannel9

4 жыл бұрын

Sartenazo no u

@jimmyschannel9

4 жыл бұрын

Sartenazo noob

@langotango2170

4 жыл бұрын

@@jimmyschannel9 thanks for the support 😂😂

Imagine your hair dresser starting to tap the water bottle for 3 minutes straight

@botenimea1999

5 жыл бұрын

Aolo ce facem Raule?

@edward6359

5 жыл бұрын

that's why they call it tap water

@elara715

5 жыл бұрын

imagine them dying your hair and only after saying you might get mercury poisoning 😂

@matt2328

5 жыл бұрын

@@edward6359 ima report you just for that pun

@RapunzelASMR

5 жыл бұрын

Id laugh 😂😂😂

⭐⭐⭐-- "good cut, I smell like coyote urine but on the plus side the water tasted like a baguette." -a French dude who thinks everything tastes like baguettes

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Very relaxing, he gave me just the hair I wanted! He was also so nice and even offered me some water and pop rocks! Very very satisfied with my care! Can’t wait for my next booking!” ~Customer

The entire video = me to a barbie

@Mikasa-li8do

5 жыл бұрын

ThatOneStar_ Here lol

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “He dyed my hair pink which was exactly what I needed for my show, didn’t know how he knows but I guess it works” -Stephanie from Lazy Town

@Usergeueyeu

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Bloviated

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@soggyricee

3 жыл бұрын

YES.

@freya7151

3 жыл бұрын

WELCOME TO LAZY TOWN THE PLACE WHERE YOU WANNA BEEEE

@freya7151

3 жыл бұрын

Stephanie im such a huge fannn

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I went home and my mom said “i like your cut g“ - satisfied customer

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “‘my hair looks amazing but it’s cRUsTy” -me I have come back a year later and concluded that this comment was very cringey and this video is so full of tingly sounds, it always puts me to sleep. -still a very satisfied customer

@SubroOrbus

Жыл бұрын

Now you come back 2 years later! ;)

"you're the first costomer today" "yeah it's been a very busy day"

@carriet96

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that makes sense

@brunow.a.8539

4 жыл бұрын

I agree

@cjenson5355

4 жыл бұрын

Yea

@bloodymoon7315

4 жыл бұрын

😆

@angale8891

4 жыл бұрын

Well fight him

⭐️---- He was whispering the whole time and I couldn’t hear him -broken headphones

@fedsrwatching111

3 жыл бұрын

You think

@fedsrwatching111

3 жыл бұрын

Ui

@Bloviated

3 жыл бұрын

@@fedsrwatching111 r/wooooosh? or are you just 5?

@maddog1154

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@genoveva2202

3 жыл бұрын

-People who don't know what ASMR is.

I love how in this one the rp character actually is trying and stuff and is really nice and is trying to help get your hair cute but they just inexperienced.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “He gave me not only a haircut but a beyond joyful experience at one of the happiest places on earth.”

T- those I- incredible N- noises G- got L- literally E- everyone S- sleeping

@moistcatfood790

4 жыл бұрын

This deserves more likes

@mmysticblairmmysticblairmm1509

4 жыл бұрын

@@moistcatfood790 I guess lmao

@moistcatfood790

4 жыл бұрын

@@mmysticblairmmysticblairmm1509 did you think of this? Because that is very true

@mmysticblairmmysticblairmm1509

4 жыл бұрын

@@moistcatfood790 Yea it just popped up in my mind

@LlamaTF2

4 жыл бұрын

It has 69 likes Now it has 520

⭐️ i don’t think the janitor was dead😳 ~creeped out customer

@TurboRexouium

4 жыл бұрын

The janitor was the cosmotologist

@grug925

4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist the janitor was the murderer and used the bathroom as a stash

@veganmeatball5276

4 жыл бұрын

Wdym

⭐️⭐️- "When he sprayed the water, it smelled hella sus and he didn't spray my head smh."

ive been coming back to this video ever since it came out, puts me to sleep every time

Me: Mom I want to go to the hair salon Mom: We have hair salon at home Hair salon at home:

@zackmorse4566

4 жыл бұрын

YES

@narc_potato7851

4 жыл бұрын

Wait who tf has a hair salon at home

@flujayz7168

4 жыл бұрын

@@narc_potato7851 me mt dad cuts hair at my house we are a hood solon called good hood solon an we got the best lines ever

@jeebuschris950

4 жыл бұрын

Why do you have a salon at your house?

@vaxcot

4 жыл бұрын

@@narc_potato7851 it says it in ur name

Jojo: So that will be $365 : *Mercury poisoning kicking in*

@Ashton4foster

5 жыл бұрын

Nicky Harrison in first to comment

8:15 this part Is tingly but now I really want pop rocks 😥😥

Me: “Jojo is so good that my whole family is asleep.” Common sense: “ No it is because it is 3:16 in the morning.” Me: “ nonsense when have I been wrong.”

@ninjamaster9805

3 жыл бұрын

Make sure things are looking good.

@itzhafseeyyy6072

3 жыл бұрын

@@ninjamaster9805 😭💀

Girlfriend wakes: Wtf are you watching Me: I’m unsure Edit: Thanks for likes..

@andresl.193

5 жыл бұрын

That really happened?

@novaz8936

5 жыл бұрын

@@andresl.193 Really I swear on my nan

@yeetyeeterson5444

5 жыл бұрын

Novaz If she judges you for watching ASMR bruh she gotta go /s

@andresl.193

5 жыл бұрын

@@yeetyeeterson5444 fact

@novaz8936

5 жыл бұрын

yeet yeeterson she lives at my house. She can go 😂

What we look like 👂🏻👁👄👁👂🏻 👩

@joshthenormie1019

4 жыл бұрын

bruh we have 4 eyes and 4 ears now?

@bruhmoment3116

4 жыл бұрын

@@joshthenormie1019 bruh moment

@umi.a178

4 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this!!😂😂

@marshytheplumpmellowman.6437

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@JustinsGaming

4 жыл бұрын

👁👄👁

"-and I'm seeing you're developing a bit of a monobrow" like... this is literally the only thing in my life I'm succeeding in

🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 “It wasn’t 100% quality but it was a great experience! Also I hope you can feed your minecraft cat and dog. Also wear a wig, I did so I don’t have tuberculosis and mercury poisoning.” -a grateful customer

We are literally trusting jojo with our life cause he could scream into the mic at any given moment Edit: bruh moment 100 I’m surprised it got this many likes B)

@lukechannel2688

4 жыл бұрын

Seen that comment a million times

@angelm5446

4 жыл бұрын

Not our life

@zach4773

4 жыл бұрын

Yes exactly

@mr.pen1560

4 жыл бұрын

Angel M yes or lives

@littlerascal1427

4 жыл бұрын

@Darius Coker lol 😂

id like to think the microphone's my head & he just talks that close to my forehead & looks straight past me

@AndyOfIron

4 жыл бұрын

"how to talk to short people"

@Keira_567

4 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

@juliegmailmclean1017

4 жыл бұрын

*Mind Blows to smithereens*

@lilianafox6741

4 жыл бұрын

Oh right.... Your not wrong

@federicocostanzi1234

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

⭐️ “It made my owner fall asleep on my face.” -gaming chair

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - That water he got me was amazing. -A very happy customer

"Yo this is some old water! Sorry" - JoJo ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

@kaxlex9378

4 жыл бұрын

@Bic 211 JoJo siwa changed her look

@kaxlex9378

4 жыл бұрын

@Bic 211 haha

@mjason8985

2 жыл бұрын

wat is with the comments

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ *5 STARS* “He got me a dead janitor” -scared customer

@mr.goodman7682

3 жыл бұрын

...

@parkerplataz4920

3 жыл бұрын

Oh mu dad can I have him bavk

⭐️ - - - - - he put a wig on my head and cut that and not my hair

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ Very good price for all the work. Great for someone on a budget. Love the pink color and the OVERFLOWING cup of water. Thank you ☺️ -very satisfied customer

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ *"Amazing hair stylist"* "I can't describe to you how amazing the experience was. I'm bald, and this guy cut hairs I didnt even know I had. Sure, he put a few nicks on my tounge, and scraped up the inner part if my knee, but he got the job done."

@StarxFD

2 жыл бұрын

Made me laugh so much and made my day ty

@tristanrichard7247

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@tristanrichard7247

2 жыл бұрын

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Amazing He was amazing he didn’t cut any hair which I am grateful for since I’m growing it out and I got a really relaxing experience would definitely come back

jojo: I'm just gonna dye your hair pink me with freshly dyed pink hair: well this is awkward

@LupeSunglass

5 жыл бұрын

JoJo's Awkward Adventure

@stephutech

5 жыл бұрын

but did he do a good job?

Ironically I'm watching a guy whispering to drown out my mum shouting 😂

Jojo: would you like some water? Me: no that’s okay I brought my own- Jojo: G I V E I T T O M E Me: wha- Jojo: *brings out scissors* I NEED IT

Jojo: What can I do for you? Me: *yes*

@generalkaboom6642

5 жыл бұрын

That answer doesn't make any sense!

@williamroderick6

5 жыл бұрын

Oh dear 😂

@JS-iu3ce

5 жыл бұрын

General Kaboom you don't make any sense

@maximum6883

5 жыл бұрын

@@JS-iu3ce lmao that was so violent I shouldn't have laughed at your comment 😭😭✨

@mightymachines6675

5 жыл бұрын

@@generalkaboom6642 WOOOOOOOSH.

⭐⭐⭐ " I am now somehow a pink version of the planet mercury" -Very confused planet

@Pepijnvos-lj4vc

4 жыл бұрын

Why on the freddie planet tho?

@kcaelus

4 жыл бұрын

Hehe Made this At 269

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️- I love the fact that I’m in space during this, going out your way to move everything out of this atmosphere and clearing all the stars just for me!?

⭐ 'He gave me only little water' -A thirsty customer

day ? of watching people asking for a squidward roleplay

@thomasdwyer1283

5 жыл бұрын

287

@kirb0799

5 жыл бұрын

Around 90 [ish] days

@ashleyABB

5 жыл бұрын

Day 1000😂🤪

@cam71

5 жыл бұрын

He’s making one he said so 4 days ago

@charlottem42

5 жыл бұрын

Over 9000

Guys stop asking for squidward. Perfection takes time... We must wait for this masterpiece with patience Squidward

@ItsWouty

5 жыл бұрын

Just commenting so u realize u have 300 likes

@nobodyexistsonpurposewerea6623

5 жыл бұрын

WoutiBoy The Goat now they have 250 likes

@jackpearson5251

5 жыл бұрын

@@nobodyexistsonpurposewerea6623 dam I never even realised

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ This was the best cut I’ve ever had, I finally got paid attention to:) Satisfied customer -

⭐️⭐️ He put a towel over my head and I suffocated -Dead Person

Me: listening with full volume and relaxing. Dove advertising: “I don’t think so.”

@charliewaddell7214

3 жыл бұрын

Just skip the video then press replay

@aperson5009

3 жыл бұрын

@@charliewaddell7214 it worked omg thank you

@mcocdiobrando7254

3 жыл бұрын

“I’m about to ruin this mans whole career

@connorzubington2829

3 жыл бұрын

Just grab youtube vanced

@scrantimous

3 жыл бұрын

@@connorzubington2829 im ✨broke✨

My Haircut: 30% My Dryness: 5% My Ears: 50% My Tingles: 100% The irritation of a failed 200: 15%

@nuggetdesu3529

5 жыл бұрын

My ears: *50%* Idk why that made me laugh do hard lmao

@Meeseeek

5 жыл бұрын

Homo Rodeo wtf is that name

@tboneanimatez-fc3we

5 жыл бұрын

BeIng afraid to itch your nose

@tboneanimatez-fc3we

4 жыл бұрын

@@Meeseeek lil Nas x

@1derky

4 жыл бұрын

Most underrated comment

I imagine him saying "ignore my tapping and mouth sounds. I do ASMR as a second job and have a habit of tapping things."

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ *"Amazing hair stylist."* "He turned me into the sexiest man alive... I was a horse before the visit."

Who else can't feel tingels but still watches asmr video?

@moshedabash1265

5 жыл бұрын

@Not the king of Israel yeah I do switch up asmr creators from time to time and it does help btw I'm from Israel

@bibble03

5 жыл бұрын

i thought i was the only one....

@natalieburkett1160

5 жыл бұрын

Me I use asmr to help me sleep

@ethan3056

5 жыл бұрын

I used to get tingles now I don’t or it’s just really specific triggers kinda sucks but still enjoyable

@ranger1653

5 жыл бұрын

I have been watching these videos for a while and at the start just because of the memes but then I started to enjoy them and kept watching them for the past two years and can’t feel tingles but still it gets me in a calm environment where I can fall asleep faster

⭐️ ☆☆☆☆ "He didn't give me any pop rocks..." -A starving customer

@user-is2kd4em5w

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes

not me watching all of the worst reviewed and watching them all over again cause there all so good...

@blutundehre1826

Жыл бұрын

same

"A nice dull glass of water" Me: *Intensely sipping smoothie* Also me: 👁👄👁

⭐️☆☆☆☆ “Why was he whispering?” -Karen

@proheadpopper

4 жыл бұрын

@Toxicity King you dont understand the joke

@fdp478

4 жыл бұрын

Toxicity King lol

@jimmyschannel9

4 жыл бұрын

Uhh Man ...

@blagoevski336

4 жыл бұрын

@Uhh Man Cringe

@AndyOfIron

4 жыл бұрын

@Toxicity King the joke is we are portraying this as someones actual experience

"you're developing a monobrow right there" *me, a redhead with literally no eyebrows: "oh no"

@MybodyJetBlackschoice

4 жыл бұрын

Lol same

@finnsobey344

4 жыл бұрын

holy moly. #relatable I am also a redhead and since everyone is like " Where are your eyebrows" I reply "At least I don't have a unibrow like you"

@arseface726

4 жыл бұрын

Finn Sobey Yeah but what if they don’t have a unibrow

@chabbychub8316

4 жыл бұрын

@@arseface726 so first, you're taking a waterproof pen...

@niamhkelly6806

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

0.39 "I'm joking, no one's ever made a booking here" lol

His face when he said it's 30pm killed me😂😂🤣