rift to his wife: can i buy this really big egg its for asmr i swear

@themurrrr

8 жыл бұрын

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! "It's for ASMR, I swear"

@angelahuff8945

8 жыл бұрын

I'm dead 😂😂😂

Your wife must be the coolest person ever to let you get this

@rylen154

5 жыл бұрын

Alyas Vlogs I was going to ask how you knew he had a wife, but then I noticed the wedding band

@aguy9893

4 жыл бұрын

@@rylen154 and also she name her in the videos some times

@MikaelTheRedeemed

2 жыл бұрын

I know this comment is old but let him? Wtf lol hope none of yall living like that..

@esedeebo6318

3 ай бұрын

​@@MikaelTheRedeemed 💯

I once bought an alien egg with face hugger, but I threw it away cuz I only wanted the box so I could visit robot pirate island

@mataco7073

5 жыл бұрын

'_' '-' ._. .-.

@friedrichfazbear5469

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@dialga_1372

4 жыл бұрын

😄

@dialga_1372

4 жыл бұрын

Brunchy Vlogs what about climbing a mountain

@LucaIsHere179

4 жыл бұрын

Omg your going to die a legend 😂

put a microphone inside and tap and touch it

@tychothorpe4515

8 жыл бұрын

OMG... yes

@MXXR35000

8 жыл бұрын

I had this idea 😀😀😀

@christiananderson8863

8 жыл бұрын

Smart idea, id love a role play with the microphone inside, and you're the alien being born and he's an alien surgeon and helps you out or something.

@sir4978

8 жыл бұрын

Christian Anderson some thing dave could perform

@MenGamer127

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what she said.

This gave me a silly idea... How about a Half-Life oriented ASMR video? Perhaps a BM scientist 'study' on Headcrabs?

@ThatOneGuyJesse

8 жыл бұрын

He mentioned he was gonna do a Half-life ASMR video in a precious video. :)

@spooks8878

8 жыл бұрын

yeah!

@loganprokopik618

8 жыл бұрын

+Jesse Kok which one?

@moshmallow5794

8 жыл бұрын

Or perhaps he's in The Resistance and is talking to us about a plan to overrule City 18 or something and is hearing good things about some called 'Gordon Freeman.' That'd be so hot.

@HalfCalcium

8 жыл бұрын

+Logan Prokopik 3

It just dawned on me after watching you for years. You are an artist. An artist. Not a KZreadr. Not a guy making asmr videos. You're an artist that uses asmr to reach the community. Amazing!

God damn, an alien role-play would be awesome. remaining silent as you see an egg and approaching it slowly, boots hitting the metal ground, heavy breathing out of fear. then cut to view of the face hugger, and rift getting close, whispering as to not scare the hugger, getting up close and on either side as inspecting the face hugger

When you get drunk and go on ebay

@themurrrr

8 жыл бұрын

LOL 😂

@katelnrigby101

7 жыл бұрын

MissAviatrix you by 10 gargoyles at $550 each. my uncle did that.

Egg....cellent

@sleazysam6866

8 жыл бұрын

ehhuhehueh

@chisehatori3681

8 жыл бұрын

I laughed way too hard at that. huehue

@TTM1755

8 жыл бұрын

*With Mr. Burns hands*

@harrymurray2515

8 жыл бұрын

I Egg...gre

@toddpicahmolley5605

8 жыл бұрын

+VxVGABRIELVxV h

I looked it up and that is 430 dollars worth of alien age, rift is DEDICATED

@natalien8296

8 жыл бұрын

egg, no I don't know how autocorrect came to that conclusion either

@TheDude420.69

4 жыл бұрын

Hes also a total geek (which is not a bad thing) Probably just wanted it to have it

@thescatspreader

4 жыл бұрын

The portal gun costs more at around 600 to 900 smakaroonis

@JoeBlow-ub1us

4 жыл бұрын

his dave,rhino, and the squid costumes are around 700-800 a piece so think about that lol

I felt so bad when I couldn't help you with the box

@Mattrin042

8 жыл бұрын

+James very long name you're a good person as well bud

@Nicoextreme1999

8 жыл бұрын

+Matt Martin you are a good person too bro

@moody2756

8 жыл бұрын

+Nicoextreme1999 youre a good person too dude

@diyao2828

8 жыл бұрын

+Samiverse 你也是个好人啊兄弟

@theunknownunknown5678

8 жыл бұрын

I hate all of you...

I feel like the facehugger needs more paint? Or maybe just different colors

@NecromancyForKids

8 жыл бұрын

Same. It looks really cheap from a distance.

@cylcyls

8 жыл бұрын

yea it just looks bright yellow like it needs more brown shadows

@cylcyls

8 жыл бұрын

yea it just looks bright yellow like it needs more brown shadows

Hey Paul, I saw you on the rooster teeth asmr documentary trailer. Looking forward to that.

@Renamoose

8 жыл бұрын

Link ?

@davinodf

8 жыл бұрын

Love to have the link to that.

@Renamoose

8 жыл бұрын

いちごパンダ Thanks, I was unable to find it myself :/

@davinodf

8 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@themachine9290

8 жыл бұрын

yeah I saw that too

Paul, Thank you very much for your dedication to this channel. Despite criticism you move forward to create a great universe of characters. Like any fan, There are things I love of yours, and things that I don't. But the reason I love this channel is that everything you do is for a greater passion of you own, and I could never hate that. Thanks again ER, you truly are wonderful. Blake

Uncle Rift, do you like Doctor Who ? I think you could make a perfect Doctor Who roleplay !

@Sceptile29

8 жыл бұрын

+Jacoda So Sundry are you my mommy would be best doctor who roleplay

@yehmec

8 жыл бұрын

+Jacoda So Sundry Delete ^^

@LadyPallas

8 жыл бұрын

I'm sure he likes it. He owns a sonic screwdriver

I actually saw you on TV yesterday. Some television show showed fragments of many youtube videos and one of your tin foil hat society videos was one of them.

@Batsquid_

8 жыл бұрын

Could I ask which show that was?

@neilladriaansen

8 жыл бұрын

I honestly don't remember, All I know is that it was a dutch show (I live in the Netherlands).

@themurrrr

8 жыл бұрын

Another Dutch fan! Yay!!!

@iDukeByrne

8 жыл бұрын

shoulda read the comments

acting skills 10/10 tought it really was facehugging you

@zilentis1835

8 жыл бұрын

Ikr, I was gonna Skype my buddy kreamy keemstar

@RealDerekDean

8 жыл бұрын

+Silenced Games killer memestar

@zachengland2271

8 жыл бұрын

+Generic Banana killer gnomestar

@johnhendriks8415

8 жыл бұрын

K.K.K Neutron Star

@Sarahxxx666

8 жыл бұрын

If you look closely, you will notice ER handling the facehugger in order to make us believe so ...

How about... The Elder Scrolls roleplay ASMR? Maybe a temple priest of the divines/daedra?

I love the kinder suprise eggs ! Great for the kids

@bubblebass1902

7 жыл бұрын

Crimson agony I like ur pfp. Where can I find it

I looked the egg up and it costs $439,99 omg ! :P

@ulricskinner6363

8 жыл бұрын

i was looking i couldnt even find a fucking price but daaam to much

@AntboyIan

8 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, I was expecting at least $1,000

@ulricskinner6363

8 жыл бұрын

+Ian Marosi yahbi was expecting something preety expensive

@antisocial4509

8 жыл бұрын

I rather get a Apple Watch with that money

@ulricskinner6363

8 жыл бұрын

+Marvin Martian fuck yha

Man you must be proud of that :D

Last time I was this early, there were only two genders

@tehcaptainhair

8 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@sir4978

8 жыл бұрын

and Britain was still in eu

@petergriffin1492

8 жыл бұрын

+top to the kek lol nice

@ConjointVR

8 жыл бұрын

+top to the kek and England were still in the Euros

@sir4978

8 жыл бұрын

and the twin towers were still standing

Cool ALIEN prop going be highly sought after by collectors !

Everyone needs to watch the ending. Even if you think you'll fall asleep watch it now. This performance must be appreciated.

This is the best / most unexpected unboxing video I've seen.

Ugh eww it even sounds like your opening a real Zeno egg

@hammers7657

8 жыл бұрын

Geez I'm just waiting for that thing to come alive jump out of his hand and onto his face

@BraidenRobson

8 жыл бұрын

That means that it must be a good replica then

@Oozywolf

8 жыл бұрын

Did you see the ending? ;D

@rylen154

5 жыл бұрын

I know it’s been two years, but... *Xeno

Alien: one of my favorite movies NECA: my favorite merchandise maker, been a loyal customer for years Ephemeral Rift: Favorite ASMRtist this video is literally heaven

At 17:55 Uncle E is eating the facehugger out! 😂

A lot of girls do a mens shave roleplay, how about an actual shaving video?

@thinkcouple2398

8 жыл бұрын

fuck off, the beard stays

@andrewstone4465

8 жыл бұрын

Let me restate what he said in a nicer tone. U may leave if u want, but we would like you to. Additionally, Ephemeral Rift's facial hair will remain upon his person.

@thinkcouple2398

8 жыл бұрын

+andrew stone lol. Andrew is my stranger danger finesse translator

@MustObeyTheRules

8 жыл бұрын

I always find it hilarious how some people are obsessed with telling other people what to do with their own hair and beards.

@MustObeyTheRules

8 жыл бұрын

I always find it hilarious how some people are obsessed with telling other people what to do with their own hair and beards.

Thank you, ER. Your passion never ceases to amaze me and your efforts never fail to relax me.

You know E, this would be PERFECT for scaring people. Like you leave it in a corner behind a couch or something, and say to a guest "oh hey, I dropped my remote, would you mind getting it for me?" Then they reach over there and see this thing X3

So glad you referenced the Colonist series. I use those videos to go to sleep to. Hopefully that series will make a comeback! I love them! ❤️

If you are into gloomy things, why not you film an ASMR: witch burning (with fireplace and other triggers) a.k.a. The salem night?

@ZepviK

8 жыл бұрын

that would be awesome

Hmm...how about a video about how Grandpa used to take on Xenomorphs back in his day!

I think it would look awesome if you put a bright green light inside the egg and have a video where you open it and the light shines out. That would look really cool!!!!

This is sweet colonist is still my fav series. Still go back a lot. Really dig the sci fi, alien, blade runner stuff. Love the love craft stuff too. Excited to see these used in vids

That could be an eggcellent laundry boat.

@themurrrr

8 жыл бұрын

Laundry BOAT!? Not basket???

@aBisMoth

8 жыл бұрын

Where are you from? I'm just curious as you say boat instead of basket, I'm Intrigued

title: opening a gaint kinder suprise egg

I liked how you aided the Facehugger in wrapping its tail around your neck. Very thoughtful of you. :3

Awesome video for anyone with very sensitive hearing or who can lip read!!!

@bennn5821

3 жыл бұрын

I agree XD!!!!!!

The egg is epic!!

@cpt.slapahoe417

8 жыл бұрын

+VxVGABRIELVxV she did, she most certainly did

@chocchip187

8 жыл бұрын

I love your videos!

this is the first time I am early.

@Wisewolfbruh

8 жыл бұрын

And what?

@MegaMasterkiller666

8 жыл бұрын

boo!

@theacmilanfan123

8 жыл бұрын

+Rayan Amir she's like 13 dude...

@MegaMasterkiller666

8 жыл бұрын

said no one ever

@Tiger2685

8 жыл бұрын

And jail is just a cell.

Neca sure knew people would do ASMR videos of their products when deciding the wrapper material :D

The tapping on the egg is perfect, amazing, spot on

sweeeeet

last time I was this early the UK was still in the EU

This channel is an oasis. Thank you for your time and effort to put these videos together. Your videos really do feel like a safe haven that keeps us sheltered from that crazy fast paced effed up world out there.

this video is like a combination of all my favourite things. the only thing that could possibly make it better is to have an asmr rendition of the new death grips album in the background.

LMAO I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ACTION FIGURE IN THR THUMBNAIL

I wonder what your wife and kids reaction is to these props

Get some green cellophane to put over that light, add some dry ice. You'll be in business. Awesome prop.

You are a genius you made something very scary into something really relaxing

Rift. I gotta say, you're one kickass guy. I just want you to know, and I'm sure you do, that we love you. I know I do anyway. You help me sleep at night. no homo

@themurrrr

8 жыл бұрын

But some genuine brolove nonetheless. It's cool, fam, we totes understand. Rift brings this out in many of us.

you sound like you're trying not to wake your mom up

the tapping on the egg makes a beautiful sound! I wish you would have tapped it more lol

You know RIft, I have a suggestion for your next Corvus video. I'd absolutely love to see a video where Corvus celebrates the viewer's birthday with his jolly attitude, ASMR treatments, and presents.

It feels like his parents are in bed and he's trying to be quiet as fuck,

That paint job is really really bad.....

it's cool to watch you happily nerd out.

Your creativity knows no bounds sir. Even though Sci-fi isn't really my cup of tea, I can appreciate the alien [and Predator] films for what they're worth. I think they'll make great inspirations for ASMR videos, can't wait to see what you come up with.

14:42 nigga

He is literally the coolest guy I know on KZread

I AM SO HAPPY AND EXCITED

Woah. The first couple of seconds got me tingles, up my spine.

I'm a huge Alien fan! Awesome props!

Also, wanted to add... Honored to be apart of the second family!

One of the most exciting ASMR video ive ever watched

Why does this make me calm when I'm stressed?

Can't wait to see Plague Doctor Corvus with the facehugger. :D

The coolest. Unboxing. EVER.

Beautiful, beautiful prop. I'm as excited as you are ...!

Always need to go over the top with the quality of your videos, even in a simple unboxing video with no special characters. This is why you're one of the best ASMR artists.

I really love the intro. Even though its so simple, the music and everything else gave me such a horror feeling, please make something more like that... Love it

I am pretty jealous not gonna lie. That's kinda awesome.

The alien franchise has to be one of the best in the sci fi world in my opinion.

this is amazing. wow. I need a room full of these haha

Definitely Have to have Corvus examine the face hugger and egg. The Facehugger/xenomorph epidemic is in a way a plague so its perfect!! Absolutely love the idea and am already excited.

Genuinely happy for you Rift.

the phenomenon you where talking about with the wires eventually snapping is called strain hardening or cold working. deforming the crystal structure of the steel hardens and enbrittles it until it snaps instead of bending.

The beginning was super cool!

"I think I pulled my 13th vertebrate, don't worry we have insurance" 😂😂😂 This is partly why I love you, your sense of humour tho

wth i did not know you have this hobby i love it omg

Alien: Covenant by Ridley Scott, out next year! Can't wait.

"No, no your good, just relax, I got it." Man, I would've tried to help you, but these tingles...

you gotta feature these props in an episode of The Repairman the viewer takes the role of getting the face hugger removed and the egg is in the background, with homemade slime being a material to make sound with.

HEY GUYS, AWESOME DISNEY TOYS HERE!

That ending, man rift you need an Oscar for that acting

I loved the colonist series and I can't wait to see how the good doctors will handle the situation.

Can't wait, thanks for all you do, rift.

This is delightfully nerdy and wonderful.

I can see Iggy having his way with the egg. Like, he finds it, then (accidently) busts it open, to then have a battle with the Facehugger.

I feel like something you'd be amazing at is a dr jekyll and mr hyde asmr video

That beginning scared the hell out of me lmao

I love all your videos Paul, but this is equivalent to my dad spending money on an outdoor living room.

when you said , that we are your second family i got so happy

This guy is amazing, all of his videos are different

Dat epic deathscene at the end XD

Me watching this video with my fully grown xenomorph action figure:he look xeno its you but little (yes i named it xeno and he came with a egg,facehugger,and chest burster)

OMG This is so cool!!! I just watched Aliens, (the second movie) and just happened to see this! I NEED ONE.

looks so real