Imagine you're in the field, surrounded by enemies, and all of the sudden you look left and see Surge tapping his rifle

@thesnowmantrading

4 жыл бұрын

😭

@rriya

4 жыл бұрын

Bro u made me laugh for a solid 3 min

@AbyssalPlague

4 жыл бұрын

*Me:* SURGE! WHAT'RE YOU DOING?! *Surge:* TRYING TO PUT THE ENEMIES TO SLEEP, SIR!

@fictionalreality3238

3 жыл бұрын

Ah... I’m so relaxed now. Time to die in peace 😂

@mr.battledroid2195

2 жыл бұрын

Think he would immediately be blowed up by a granade but his hands would still be tapping

0:00 shows box/plastic still around 0:35 cuts plastic 1:19 opens box 1:29 instructions/information 2:03 "Chicken soup and pasta" plastic container 2:31 little can (i don't know what it is? later will see) 3:24 toothpaste 3:41probably candy 4:02 Apple puree/Apple cream according to the name, but it's more like jam 4:36 matches 4:53 solid fuel 5:19 Instant desinfectant for hands 5:41 (geez this one is hard to translate) some kind of isotonic antifatigue power with vitamin C 6:42 water purifier (compressed) 7:06 just paper/tissues (plastic sounds) 7:33 metal thing for the "fire" 8:00 box typing 9:03 opening the metal thing and folding it to its shape 9:48 I still dont know what the fuck is that, it only says "Fuerzas armadas" --> army forces 10:00 opening the tissue and playing with it 10:36 Apple jam, opening 11:11 -make a wish- yasss my favourite sounds. Dipping spoon on the jam (kinda wet sound? sticky sounds). Now that I see it open, it looks too solidyfied for a jam or cream 11:33 Vitamin C in a glass with water 11:51 hand sanitier (5:19) 12:05 the toothpaste 12:40 finally here, I wanted to know how it looked like. It's just chicken soup and paste in powder, pour water 13:26 I thought it was candy but now looking it closer I can see it says chicle (gum) 13:40 I still don't know what that is. Tuna??? 14:17 more tun- wait no, it kinda look like chicken End of the supply box of my country, kinda lame :') but not surprised First time doing timestamps tho, but enjoyed repeting the sounds

@LauPulstar

4 жыл бұрын

I think the metal thing is for placing the fire tablets and cooking on top with the can

@Sara-kj6ez

4 жыл бұрын

@@LauPulstar yep! But I still don't know the name, not even in spanish hahah

@LauPulstar

4 жыл бұрын

Hornalla? Quemador?

@ulmico

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sara-kj6ez 2:31 14:17 "Magro de cerdo cocinado"/Cooked lean pork 7:33 Hornillo improvisado / Improvised stove 9:58 "Magro de cerdo cocinado"/Cooked lean pork / Fuerzas Armadas = Armed Forces 13:40 "Ensaladilla" campestre de bonito / Rural style bonito "salad" Hope this helps ! ¡Espero que esto sea de ayuda!

@kem772

4 жыл бұрын

Sara Thank you, great job

I love this but I don’t think anything will beat “Pain Hamburger”

@wommiez

4 жыл бұрын

I WAS LITERALLY JUST THINKING ABOHT THAGSBNANDNT

@Jericho297

4 жыл бұрын

ЫP A I N B U R G E Rы

@jupiter4811

4 жыл бұрын

D I R T W A K E R pain is bread in French

@catoonz

4 жыл бұрын

D I R T W A K E R well, we got sPAIN

@wommiez

4 жыл бұрын

@@catoonz ole tú

The way he does everything carefully and smoothly is worthy of a salute

u know it’s good asmr when you get tingles with no headphones in

@powerofroses1670

4 жыл бұрын

It's called entertainment bro. Nothing to it. Better enjoy it. :)

@bloomgaming6480

3 жыл бұрын

I swear i get them more without them

Nodody : Lost Spanish soldier : YAY, I GOT PAELLA

@justahuman1014

4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes paella is more important than life XD

@gabytoh_la15

4 жыл бұрын

@@justahuman1014 sometimes

@catwcookie

4 жыл бұрын

May I ask what's a paella? Is it a food? ( I don't understand Spanish)

@MeruNyaan

4 жыл бұрын

@@catwcookie the most typical Spanish dish

@catwcookie

4 жыл бұрын

@@MeruNyaan sounds delicious

“How do you feel like today?” Me: Ok ASMRSurge: sPAIN

Me encanta esta dualidad de comentarios en español e inglés, de ingleses hablando español y españoles hablando inglés 🙃

I'm spanish and I had a few of them in the past, they're surprisingly delicious, the best kind of ration are the breakfast one, thanks for the great ASMR!

Woa. These uploads are just coming now. WOO HOO

Lentejas, o las tomas o las dejas

@SSaiko

4 жыл бұрын

JAJAJAJ

@alpargataturboalimentada4180

4 жыл бұрын

Lentejas, comida de vieja, quien quiere las come y quien no, las deja.

@Natu_

4 жыл бұрын

Vamos ahí ajajaja

@Sara-kj6ez

4 жыл бұрын

@@alpargataturboalimentada4180 yo siempre las dejo :') Siempre me da vergüenza porque tengo 20 y si salimos a comer queda bastante feo que deje comida... Pero de verdad no puedo con ellas, son de los pocos alimentos que me es imposible comer, y eso que a mi siempre me ha gustado probar cosas nuevas

@alpargataturboalimentada4180

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sara-kj6ez Pues muy mal. Tienen mucho hierro.

I'll have to watch this later, but came to give my thumbs up. I know it's going to be good as usual.

Dearest Surge, will we ever get to see your face? Haha. We are so stoked you’re back!

@juhos30000

4 жыл бұрын

You can see his face (partly) in a old video. If im correct it was a christmas video or something like that

@tadpolegaming4510

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he dressed up as Santa

@minabeana18

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I saw that video, I guess I’d like to see his full face. Haha

I was waiting for another one of these videos. Love these ration unboxings.

These are your best videos. Not only is it interesting to see what's inside the MREs but the sounds that the heavy gauge plastic and other stuff makes are A+.

Coming back to your MRE videos for some relaxation. I can't believe I'd missed this one. I love all of your videos. Thank you and Merry Christmas.

These types of videos are my favorite! This is great as always!

Por fin uno que entiendo JAJAJ

@8names311

4 жыл бұрын

Asi sea, Como algunos veces cuando digo jajaa o algo me dicen: "imbecil es hahahah no jajaj y yo soy alli Como 😠

Man, your videos are fantastic, they always make me sleep.😴

As soon as the package moved into the frame I got tingles. I love your MRE videos!💖

This's the earliest I've ever been to one of your videos. 😌❤ Love your content loads.

Your MRE ASMR vids are quite honestly my favorite. ♡

Yaaas!!! I missed those MRE videos! They are the best 😍😍

"Let's get this out onto a tray....nice"

@Milk-sp3pl

4 жыл бұрын

Haha Nice Mkay

@lmao7607

4 жыл бұрын

I tought the video was by him , until I realised its actually Surge ASMr

@Combine96

4 жыл бұрын

*nice hiss*

Que clase de curiosidades con Mike es esto

@lenoirx

4 жыл бұрын

Uno mejor.

@xI-MIKE-Ix

4 жыл бұрын

@@lenoirx Indeed.

@jonhy8351

4 жыл бұрын

Bionicle

@lcameeno1

4 жыл бұрын

Legos

@MrFarenheit

4 жыл бұрын

Hero Factory

Vaya, El típico abre fácil que acaba siendo mas difícil que otra cosa hahaha

@8names311

4 жыл бұрын

Dios mio Los veces que esto pasa jaja

@Angy_boi

3 жыл бұрын

Cuando pasa eso activo el modo cabernicola No pregunteis

MREシリーズほんとにほんとに大好きだから新作めっちゃ嬉しい！！

When you're trying to open a snack at 3 am in the kitchen

I'm learning Spanish! Este video es muy bueno!! Me encanta ASMR Surge :) Mi favorito♡

@santi4265

4 жыл бұрын

Good espanish!(?

@hannanna1004

4 жыл бұрын

@@santi4265 Bien Español!

@mikymahr1924

4 жыл бұрын

@@hannanna1004 its not "bien" its "buen" to answer "buen español" Salute from Perú.

@hannanna1004

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikymahr1924 oh thank you. Buen and Bien, i dont know how theyre different sorry lol

@xd._.28234

Жыл бұрын

@@hannanna1004 Bien means fine and OK simultaneously, while bueno means good and OK (again) , or to agree on sth x'D

New video in such a short time! And an MRE at that!!! We appreciate you a lot 💕 4:08 OMG these soundsss

Glad to see you back with an MRE asmr. Thanks for the video

Finaly!! I was asking for this one. Thanks

I've been waiting so long for these quality uploads and they're finally here! Spammed the notification as soon as I got it. It's time for that tingle frenzy. 😌

Two videos in a row? We're so blessed!

so glad ive been waiting on another mre thanks

이 사람의 영상은 그냥 분위기가 너무 좋아서 계속 찾아오는 거 같아요ㅠㅠ 소리는 물론 좋구요 ♥

Yes!!! I love these videos!! And you!!! Best tingles ever!

Those crisp bag noises send you to sleep. Ngl for a second I thought he was going to speak spanish lmao. I awaited another silent and long MRE. It's great to see you upload again and thanks for the quality content!

First word I think of to describe this channel is Quality. Seriously the crispest tingliest asmr vids and also one of the most innovative and creative. I'm never ever letdown. Keep up the fantastic work! Its so appreciated :)

I'm gonna be honest here, I was a little disappointed that you didn't set up the cooker and warmed the stuff up

@tomcamp3542

3 жыл бұрын

I know!!! I was thinking the same thing.

Always the best, thanks Surge!

Beat ASMR MRE videos ever. thanks!!!

I have no idea what exactly it is about these ones, but the MRE videos are my absolute most favorite vids on youtube

Two uploads!? This is the best week ever!

You should upload in spotify, that'd be the greatest thing ever

@iris-kw7ry

4 жыл бұрын

yesss please!

@wahaha858

4 жыл бұрын

you could get youtube premium to play videos even when your screen is off. It's the same price as spotify.

@qwaccc

4 жыл бұрын

dude, he’s on tingles, just use that, spotify sucks anyways

@diegobautista7511

4 жыл бұрын

bibbaTM spotify does not suck at all my friend

@qwaccc

4 жыл бұрын

big ghun 45 pssbbbbbytt, yeah right

Ya know, I am not a huge fan of the MRE videos, but I'm very happy to see you uploading. From all of us, keep it up 👍

Los comentarios están abajo porque ARRIBA ESPAÑA NO SOY ESPAÑOL

@torres_j3448

4 жыл бұрын

C mamo

@Kiraizuma

4 жыл бұрын

Arriba

@Ghaek17

4 жыл бұрын

ARRIBA!

@carlosyong2466

4 жыл бұрын

Yo tampoco soy español pero vi el "spanish" y aquí estoy... hispano hablantes unidos ^^)

@emmavalencia9273

4 жыл бұрын

NO SOY ESPAÑOL

Omg, welcome back!!!

Fab vid my guy keep it up!👌

Happy to see asmr surge upload again.. Yeaa

upload another one! I'm so happy😊💙👍 UR the best asmrer in the world!

Love this channel

YES!!! Another MRE VIDEO 🙏😭 I love everything in this video #ASMR

Another video 😍😍 national holiday where I’m at so I think I may be getting a infinity nap atm! And on a side random note: you have really beautiful hands!

This is my earliest on any video till now..

Thank you for coming back sir

Great video! Greetings from Spain!

Nice video. Relax sound ❤️❤️✨

Thanks to you, I can sleep❤❤

Yes MREs please. A absolute classic

Thank you for posting dear

I missed these MRE videos 😁

*oh, this is something INTERESTING* 😍😍😍😍

MRE videos are fun to watch and listen♪

Tons of tingles and then a 'delicious' meal. 😂

Don’t know if it’s where the mics are the ones he’s using but the sounds are always so intense it’s the only thing that gives me tingles

So relaxinggggg

Why did "SOPA DE POLLO CON PASTA" make me laugh like it did

@xDaniik

4 жыл бұрын

sopa de pollo con pasta

@lillianfox6848

4 жыл бұрын

It just means "chicken soup with pasta"

@marmaladesandwich3399

4 жыл бұрын

@@lillianfox6848 I know baby :^)

@wommiez

4 жыл бұрын

sopa de pollo con pasta

@KENAYALA6969

4 жыл бұрын

Pasta de pollo con sopa

**packet of chicken soup** AsmrSurge: **proceeds to squeeze it**

@mattix1

4 жыл бұрын

Probaly powder soup so no leakage possible

Man your hands are so pretty and perfect thank you

Relajante 😍🇪🇸

you are the relaxing end I'm convinced

All of those wet sounds were nice but the one that stood out for me was the hot water pouring, I feel like the sounds of cold water vs hot water could be an interesting topic for a vid

*arriba españa intensifies*

@alpargataturboalimentada4180

4 жыл бұрын

ARRIBA!

@pyrefly7575

4 жыл бұрын

Vox propaganda be like : H0la Co0MPatr1otAs 🔥😂👍👌

@SrTopo88

4 жыл бұрын

@@pyrefly7575 AJJAJAJAJAJAJ

god i love those videos with food military packs.

The king has come to redeem his asmr throne🛡️

Al parecer la dieta de los soldados españoles se basa en polvos xd

@aleaguilera6699

4 жыл бұрын

Esa frase tiene doble sentido JAJAJAJ

This is always my question when I see your awesome MRE videos: Is one MRE for one day?

@diegop3234

4 жыл бұрын

Christallize no, well it actually depends. This is only the lunch.

Loved it

mds eu amo os vídeos desse cara, pena que ele demore tanto pra postar ☹️😍

sabes que va a ser bueno cuando es de españa

@harukaf.n.1994

4 жыл бұрын

Jaja no

@wommiez

4 жыл бұрын

@@harukaf.n.1994 ok

@Im_dxrk

4 жыл бұрын

@@harukaf.n.1994 Arriba España bruh

Wow 2 vidéo in 1 week 👏😀

They should probably put some Pepto bismol in every MRE box too.

The way you open things is eye candy. Where did you get your secret PhD for unboxing videos

Uploading for 2 days in a row? Is this the apocalypse?

コメント読んでると、ミリタリーモチーフの食べ物(ツナ缶とかスープとか)なのかな？ 面白い！

Me gustó mucho el video, me dio curiosidad el contenido de la caja.👍👌👌

Hola soy de Chile, Good video Im From Chile, Gracias por el video esta muy relajante, Thanks for the video is relaxing.

Me: am hungry Also me: watches a person unboxing food _s t e a k s_ (stoinks) 📈

@sgt.eclair

4 жыл бұрын

*S T E A K S*

@user-bk2sd7kl5h

4 жыл бұрын

STONKS↗️↗️

Mucho mucho tingles!!

Sounds good

The first asmr video i saw it' s yours, the wood carving

Finally! An update😊

Wn me encantan tus manos AH SDSJDSKDS

@alpargataturboalimentada4180

4 жыл бұрын

NO ES NO

@daydrxam1292

4 жыл бұрын

@Axel Ilhan Sí uwu

@daydrxam1292

4 жыл бұрын

@Axel Ilhan Wena xoro SKDKD

@sorbeteletelier31

4 жыл бұрын

Junta de vecinos rancagua

@daydrxam1292

4 жыл бұрын

@@sorbeteletelier31 que wea es ranca QUE

投稿多くなった……？ありがてぇ

*Curiosidades con Mike has left the chat*

Why don't you turn on the fire ? I was really excited to see that. Por qué no hiciste lo del fuego? Realmente lo estaba esperando u.u

@lenoirx

4 жыл бұрын

ⁿ⁰

@MrFarenheit

4 жыл бұрын

@@lenoirx jaja un "no" *chiquito*

Steve1989MREInfo has joined the chat _nice_

🇪🇸 Love this MRE

Nice work! 💙💛💚😄👌