ASMR | Rude School Principal Expels You Roleplay
Ok ok ok ok ok looks like you got sent to the principle's office. Just let's go through all the things you did and call it a day. Just sit back, relax, and get expelled! DON'T FORGET TO SMILE!
Timestamps:
00:00 - Intro
02:29 - Bad Noodle Notebook
06:53 - Dog Food
08:57 - Space Slime
11:41 - Road Flare
13:30 - Peanut Butter
15:13 - Fake Blood
17:16 - Jumper Cables
19:49 - Fake Moustache
20:42 - Fidget Spinner
21:34 - Money Money Money!
22:35 - Educational Talk
24:18 - Calling Your Mother
26:01 - Outro
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Nobody: Ryan: “SNAP BACK TO REALITY”
@PrincessMakesVideos
3 жыл бұрын
ope there goes gravity
@JAMF_
3 жыл бұрын
Ope there goes rabbit, he chocked
@colinryder8285
3 жыл бұрын
@@JAMF_ He's so mad but he won't give up that easy No He won't have it
@PrincessMakesVideos
3 жыл бұрын
@@colinryder8285 he knows his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter
@jetrenapasteta886
3 жыл бұрын
@@PrincessMakesVideos he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke
Debra is every assistant in the ASMR Cinematic Universe.
@thepuffinman1055
2 жыл бұрын
I imagined it being spelt Deborah
@camilapalacios1668
Жыл бұрын
@@thepuffinman1055same
@Stella0700
11 ай бұрын
I think Jojo has a secretary helper named Debra too!?
@SantovuFIN
9 ай бұрын
@@thepuffinman1055 it is
@user-fz6yl9gn4m
5 ай бұрын
Facts.
This is the most powerful character he’s created. He can bend reality and shift it at a snap of a finger
@HaveANiceDayLol.
2 жыл бұрын
We are but figments of his imagination, existing only to satisfy him.
@Im_sleepy7362
2 жыл бұрын
So is he just Thanos “¿
@LilZac0709
2 жыл бұрын
Nah he’s Eminem, snapping back to reality.
@ninolloydbandiola5581
2 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say Heaven DIO but Thanos is more accurate
@Thomp12344
2 жыл бұрын
Principle=Thanos confirmed?
21:56 😂 the way he reacts with the money is hilarious!!
No one does roleplays like you! Your roleplays are unique. I can't find a style like yours. ❤️
@TheASMRRyan
3 жыл бұрын
you're so kind thanks K.O .i love your videos too!!!
@r3ady780
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheASMRRyan Thanks, I'm definitely the same person. 👍😁
@abbiekohl6764
3 жыл бұрын
True dat
@jakedireen3192
2 жыл бұрын
Jojo asmr is pretty good
@Sadening
2 жыл бұрын
Jojos asmr has a worst reviewed series and its kinda similar (no hate to the dude)
Someone needs to hook Ryan up with a pretty big acting job seriously the amount of great videos and variety of acting roles he can do is insane keep up the great work man🙌❤️
@Mimi-zm8lh
3 жыл бұрын
true! He remind me a lot of Joey in Friends (thats from this rp of Joey i found him) he is into is rp so much that sometime I forgot that its just an rp...
@Michelle-kz7uv
3 жыл бұрын
@@Mimi-zm8lh omg gotta check that one out lol
18:46 19:21 Here are some timestamps of the most relaxing and tingliest moments.
@FARTSNIFFAA14
2 жыл бұрын
Thank u! :)
@mouna3857
2 жыл бұрын
@@FARTSNIFFAA14 hi roblox player
@bread4034
2 жыл бұрын
FR
@smonterio
2 жыл бұрын
Joe mama and xandice deez nuts lol
@Sneakygio916
Жыл бұрын
I fell asleep
You look the kinda principal to walk in on class movies. 10/10
Why does he know my mom’s number off by heart?🤔
@TheASMRRyan
3 жыл бұрын
oh so you caught that ;) hahaha
@acompletelynormalperson2896
3 жыл бұрын
@Jada McCarrell what the
@emma_13950
3 жыл бұрын
@Jada McCarrell uh
@Eddie_Munson_Fan_Edits_.
3 жыл бұрын
@@emma_13950 uhhhh can you stop spamming Ryan he's not gonna answer all of that 😂
@Eddie_Munson_Fan_Edits_.
3 жыл бұрын
@Jada McCarrell calm down I know you are a fan
i've been having hot flashes and nausea for like hours now and i swear this relaxed me to the point where it went away lmao ty ryan
@TheASMRRyan
3 жыл бұрын
awwww this means so much to me thank you! i'm so happy i could help!
@VI-qp5wu
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheASMRRyan wait u replied 😭 kinda didnt expect that
@bruno-th6of
2 жыл бұрын
@@VI-qp5wu hey man, I love Tool, too
@VI-qp5wu
2 жыл бұрын
@@bruno-th6of )))
@VI-qp5wu
2 жыл бұрын
@NG EUGENE Moe what the fuck :DD u did what?
I paused the video and said out loud "hes gonna turn the page and its gonna say yes you do" you just kinda expect it because ur vids are relaxing and comedic :) for eg: the whole "stew" conversation you can tell hes having a bit of fun with it that's what I love about this channel
4:10 i cried with laughter Thank you Ryan for the entertainment and relaxation
@annaosorio2635
2 жыл бұрын
It actually nade me laugh hard too😁😂
Ryan out here boutta get a big acting gig I swear 🤌🏼😂👀
@TheASMRRyan
3 жыл бұрын
aw you're too kind thank you! haha i'll see ya'll in the Purge 6!
@realdotty5356
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheASMRRyan I’ll watch a movie if you in it
@CH4SEWarZ
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheASMRRyan i feel like if you were in a movie you would have a habit of tapping on everything not being rude just a joke
@cg0426
2 жыл бұрын
@@realdotty5356 yes sameee
Debra must be the Uncle Ruckus (no relations) of the ASMR verse. Also, kudos to anyone who gets the reference 👏
@notpaper-cr6ni
3 жыл бұрын
The boondocks hit different
@ImJustLayZ
3 жыл бұрын
No
@deborahtheassistant71
3 жыл бұрын
Hi
@stephanieritchie578
3 жыл бұрын
Jojo asmr? That’s the only person I knew who mentions Debra.
@notpaper-cr6ni
3 жыл бұрын
@@stephanieritchie578 no it's a reference to a show called the boondocks
"We'll split it- But I'll get all of it. JUST- put it in the cabinet!" had me WHEEZING with laughter omg
Holy hell when the Candice joke happened I literally started crying 😂😂😂😂😂 God that was one of the funniest moments ever.
@beck2933
2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t get it 😭😭😭😭
@conker33350
Жыл бұрын
You don't know who kandiss is
Videos suggestions Ryan, Debra interviews to all of her jobs
@TheASMRRyan
3 жыл бұрын
oooooo yes!!!!!
@buggasmr4772
3 жыл бұрын
So it says here.... You've had every job... Ever.
@acetherealg
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheASMRRyan u should do it
@wxrd9983
3 жыл бұрын
You should do a movie review of the new purge
@_.cloudxari.__2105
2 жыл бұрын
@@wxrd9983 OMG watched it last night sooo good 🙃
I love how some other channels will just talk about random things into a mic for 20 minutes, but people like u go the extra mile and do all these roleplays. Guess I'm just tryna say thanks
This student is pure chaos... ... They have my respect.
I burst out laughing when he made the candice joke, lmfao. This was at 4AM, my brother was not happy.
@itzzztoby8236
2 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@attrennux0000
2 жыл бұрын
@@itzzztoby8236 19:13
Flashbacks to when I was kicked out from secondary 😬
@TheASMRRyan
3 жыл бұрын
yikes! well hey maybe this one will turn out a bit better
Never been to the principles office. Seems pretty relaxing!
@harristhefunkopopcollector3017
2 жыл бұрын
Trust me it’s not but this one is😅
@bigred6978
2 жыл бұрын
No you will piss your pants lol
@bigred6978
2 жыл бұрын
Trust me
That road flare part was hilarious😂
No idea how you don’t break character, 10/10 acting! Love your videos Ryan 💛
Is it just me or does anyone else talk back when he asks questions? 😂 You know it's a good video when you feel inclined to respond to the ASMRtist.
@ryanwisienski4824
3 жыл бұрын
Yes all the time
@Im_sleepy7362
2 жыл бұрын
No but yes
@veevee9923
Жыл бұрын
Lmao yes I do
@Channel_B2024
10 ай бұрын
No bro your not alone me too 😂😂😂
@SleepyHollowKnight
8 ай бұрын
Yes, and he’s also the only one that actually predicts what I say
I enjoyed how you pointed out the grammatical errors to the young hoodlum but did not point out using the wrong principal lmao great video so far! I might just…like this video…
@TheASMRRyan
3 жыл бұрын
hahahaha well looks like the principal needs to go back to "SKOOL" lol
@Paul-dy9ij
2 жыл бұрын
Haha
“Maybe you suck” *welp.. at least he’s telling the truth* You can say goodbye to your putty, it’s mine now *I paid $9.99 for it though-*
@getitmations9219
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@HaveANiceDayLol.
2 жыл бұрын
I could buy a large box of pizza with that money. He probably just took it to punish the guy for making a terrible purchase lol
@Im_sleepy7362
2 жыл бұрын
I pay $49’99 for slime
@Im_sleepy7362
2 жыл бұрын
Jk 10$
I was about to fall asleep then I heard 16:26 and now I can’t stop laughing
@Killedbymyspirit
Жыл бұрын
How was it funny?
@nayelynunez6753
Жыл бұрын
@Frm Dot same, I think your sense of humor is broken.
Sounds like something James "Jimmy" Hopkins would do.
@-kratos-2987
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe at the Bullworth Academy
@patrickweber3954
3 жыл бұрын
@@-kratos-2987 Or maybe at one the schools he got expelled from.
He jus dissed the education system near the end 😂
Ryan’s positivity is what motivates me to do what I love with passion thx for being everyone inspirations Luv you so muchhh ❤️✨
Man deserves more followers. Every asmr video I watch on different channels, I usually set my phone down and do something else but this is on another level.
I SUGGESTED THIS VIDEO LIKE 2 YEARD AGO THANK YOU SO MUCH RYAN
@TheASMRRyan
3 жыл бұрын
thanks for the suggestion! hope you enjoy it!
@grantakkerman7639
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheASMRRyan yes this video was so good it is now my favourite video of yours thank you so much
I love the rude ASMR role plays you do 😂
3:07 “Maybe you suck” 🤣🤣 I could picture my principal sayin that to me tbh
You’ve gotten so good at this in the last year or so. Definitely become my nightly go-to
You should do the goth student role play.
@TheASMRRyan
3 жыл бұрын
that would be funny aiden!
@merettere7816
3 жыл бұрын
Yess
It's not a asmr ryan video without a don't forget to smile at the end of it, thank you ryan
This was basically just a more relaxing rerun of my childhood
My favorite part is that Ryan always fits the part no matter what role he's taking on
05:31 what a genius we got there,for me Ryan is the Dicaprio of asmr
12:00 Why do you have a police grade road flare Ryan? HmMmMmMm
@TheASMRRyan
3 жыл бұрын
...... i plead the fifth
@lacucarachagommo1672
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheASMRRyan u had a taser to on one of ur vids HMHMHMHMHMHMHMMMMM
@BoneChillingPictures
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheASMRRyan but why tho 🤣🤣
@Xanderfoxwood
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheASMRRyan got a question for you do you have like a PO box or something if we wanted to send something to you like as a gift or just something to show or appreciation
@Xanderfoxwood
3 жыл бұрын
Why do I have a police grade road flare you ask why don't you just mind your damn business and let me play with it
I've been nearly asleep numerous times throughout this video, but your funny acting skills kept me awake 🤣. You're the MAN!
honestly you make the most creative asmr rps, we appreciate you yo
I needed this role play I'm a trouble maker in school😂😂
@tvollogy
3 жыл бұрын
I really read this as "im a mister maker at school" 😅
@reggietaylor3460
3 жыл бұрын
I doubt that, judging by the anime profile picture
@robg42
3 жыл бұрын
@@reggietaylor3460 was about to say that
@cdn6917
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao more like the quiet weird kid that sits in the back 💀
@vlone.nick315
3 жыл бұрын
@@cdn6917 nahhh
It's funny because I started summer school today, lol!!
It's hard to sleep to some of his videos cause he always makes me laugh 😂
Why is he actually good at being the principal?? He’s got the hand movements, the wording, and that overall “I hate my fucking life” aura down
Debra is like the Alfred for the ASMR Universe
Your content is so wholesome and clever, I find myself laughing as much as I get tired when watching them!
Someone needs to hook Ryan up with a pretty big acting job seriously the amount of great videos and variety of acting roles he can do is insane keep up the great work man!!!!!!
I watched this video a year ago and decided to watch it again today and I am still dying laughing. You're the best Ryan, you always make me smile, laugh, and tingle! ❤❤❤
5:49 oh no....HES BREAKING THE FORTH WALL!! 😨😨😨
Out of all these asmr videos Debra is the best character 😂
His video is so relaxing and unique
I usually hate asmr roleplays but I love you! You do so well! I actually find myself really invested it them!
Ryan goes all in with his videos. 👍
Ryan trying to look at the back of his head for the bald spot reminded me of Patrick Star getting annoyed because he couldn't see his forehead lmao
Ryan you are in my opinion the most underrated asmrtist out there not only are your videos relaxing but their also entertaining I’ve been a fan since you first pop video and I’ve always loved all your horror related videos. Love you heaps man 😁
This video makes me go to sleep is a compliment in the Asmr world.
I’m too busy laughing I can’t get asmr cause I get stop laughing 😂😂😂 this video is amazing just like all the rest
There should be an Officer Gutierrez interview 2, basically interviewing us about what we did at school to get expelled and all that lol
bro i can actually imagine a principal saying some of this stuff, realism to the max!
your asmr roleplays are so good! You inspire me so much, and I wish I was just like you!
Damn Ryan out with another banger
@TheASMRRyan
3 жыл бұрын
i try! thanks for watching!
When he said “lil zap zoop" I died 😂
I like the middle finger flick when he rubbing his finger on the peanut butter jar.13:54
Underrated asf I’m just watch these Bc they funny asl and it makes me sleep keep it up man love the role plays😤
That Candice one had me laughing way too hard
@ashleighstangeland5046
3 жыл бұрын
Dont hurt me.... W-what's the Candice joke?
@lauraiwwo2wimanning990
2 жыл бұрын
Same???????????????????????? 😑😑😑😑🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶
This video did make me laugh. Such good acting Ryan ayy film directors get this guy an oscar🤣❤️
These rps are great. I enjoy watching them even when i dont want to be calmed.
Omg this is so relaxing and also hysterical to me!!! I have a child that hates school and needs to watch this 🤣🤣🤣❤
I always wonder how does Ryan keep a straight face and not burst out laughing doing these things??
Ryan be living the Barbie life he be switching jobs everyday from Bob Ross to a principal all he needs is a wig
When i see a notification from your channel i get excited for the night
I was both relaxed and amused by this 🤣😌
"What's a thirst trap? Do I need one of those, Debra?" 💀
PTSD of me getting suspended for 2 months
lol your roleplay are the best you are iconic, the best roleplay i have ever seen ever ever ever and never
man really did the snap back to reality
Can't wait for part 2 with officer Gutierrez
Ryan Probably Has The Best ASMR Channel In The World
The Jumper Cables Part was amazing😱
I tried to go to sleep but laughed so much I was so happy thank you
LOVE IT!
@lauraiwwo2wimanning990
2 жыл бұрын
Push in your luck
Dude this video is hilarious 😂
This was so realistic this was the best one I have saw so far good job Ryan 😋
5 seconds in and I’m already getting tingles
i was dying of laughter the whole time… my intention was to sleep..
"Principal arrested for the unauthorized theft of child's college fund"
@jewelxiat
3 жыл бұрын
I like to think he stole "toy" money but didn't realize it because the kid didn't even try to stop the principal from doing it 💀
One of your funniest videos yet
Such a detective.
GETTING REFERED TO AS HE MADE ME SO HAPPY I-
POV: principal yells at for one reason for putty but plays with it anyways
Your Roleplays are good Keep it up💖💖
Best asmr artist ever
Thankfully this is more calming than ACTUALLY getting expelled from school.
the putty part was way to real for me cause i once got called down to the principals office cause i had it and my mom talked to my teachers about it cause i have adhd and i would use it to fidget and my principal was yelling at me so i took out my phone and called my mom and was talking to her and she was yelling at the principal😂😂😂😂
@ZadXander
3 жыл бұрын
Had a friend with a similar situation, our school divided our bathrooms between years cuz of covid and my mate really needed to go but our bathrooms were locked due to some kids vaping in there so he went to one of the other bathrooms, walked out with a teacher standing there waiting for him and dragged him into our principal's office. She started shouting at him talking bout covid safety and shit so he just called his mum and his mum put the principal back in her place lmao
this video was funny i laughed and got tingles thanks ryan (big fan since 2018) 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️
This literally made me go to sleep!👍👍