"you're not my bodyguard" fight me bro🤺🤺🤺

@naniii568

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@ak4l145

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@Crybbynsss

2 жыл бұрын

On god

@yumibluestar2710

2 жыл бұрын

Alright place you bets on the winner if you think the snobby celebrity do this 💖. if you think softy~~ do this 🛐

@yumibluestar2710

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry sofy

him: why did you decide to be a bodyguard my mind: "creates the most saddest flashback" when i was young my parent-

@kenn5059

2 жыл бұрын

YESS

@endvalentine

2 жыл бұрын

-s did the little lad dance

@zsugarbwunnies

2 жыл бұрын

I always give my oc’s a very sad backstory..

@kenn5059

2 жыл бұрын

@@zsugarbwunnies same bc a regular backstory is boring 😍

@xm00n_1ightx7

2 жыл бұрын

@@zsugarbwunnies same i just can't hold myself i have to do it

"you are kinda pretty ngl" *Uno reverse card*

@llovelylina

2 жыл бұрын

Pls-

@mikey-in5zu

2 жыл бұрын

@@llovelylina oH-

@llovelylina

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikey-in5zu oH-

@albedo3552

2 жыл бұрын

@@llovelylina Oh

@ourhaven

2 жыл бұрын

@@albedo3552 oh-

“Look at you you’re so small and sweet” Me being 5.7: “yes yes I’m tiny owo🤝🤝”

@ryderking745

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@sippinthattea

2 жыл бұрын

Cries in 4'8*

@sad_melli7270

2 жыл бұрын

@@sippinthattea bestie u good? DD: don’t cry bb you gorg no matter what height u have 🗿🌸🌸💕💕

@youngbloodshadowblack1461

2 жыл бұрын

Me, 5'11: mhm tiny🙂

@stardatezer0

2 жыл бұрын

*laughs in 5'5* you are t a l l

“most normal girls like that stuff” i’M nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLs- ✋😩

@bhanvi953

2 жыл бұрын

I am a pterodactyl **insert a loud screech**

@lyxuries

2 жыл бұрын

@@bhanvi953 *y e s*

@mellooeos

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a *✨rOaCh✨*

@saturnscorner1048

2 жыл бұрын

"I'm not like other girls, hell I'm not even a girl"

@saltyshirmp6536

2 жыл бұрын

Yes i am dissapointment to the whole human species

"That's your room you can stay in there for the rest of your life” Those are the words I have always wanted to hear-😌

@Jay-ql6yl

2 жыл бұрын

✨ IKR ✨

Yeti : here, have some more milk Me : Sir, I'm Mexican and have a very VERY high spice tolerance ( ╹▽╹ )

@alissathesimp

2 жыл бұрын

fr I feel tat

@atlasVor

2 жыл бұрын

I’m Mexican with a VERY low spice tolerance🥲I be getting clowned on 24/7

@daisy_the_weirdo

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@Lunny_xoxo.

2 жыл бұрын

Ha same ✋😌

@samanthacarlos6004

2 жыл бұрын

same i love spice 🤌🏻🌶🔥

Him- “what do you mean no?” Me- “I mean no, you wanna hear it in Spanish? Nõh”

@aero_88

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

@thewynterwonderland7650

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm f###ing dying I'm dead ☠️⚰️🥀

@user-js6dz5fk9p

Жыл бұрын

Frrrrrrr 😂😂😂

Me in my head: can we just let him die? My brain: Unfortunately, darling- you decided to be a bodyguard… Me in my head: Well you’re the brain, aren’t you?! You’re supposed be the logical part! Brain: uhhh uhh ummm… pay attention to the video!

@sippinthattea

2 жыл бұрын

Me in a nutshell

@daisy_the_weirdo

2 жыл бұрын

@@sippinthattea same!

Him: I’ll get you some milk- *cries in lactose intolerant*

@acidicVA_

2 жыл бұрын

Better be almond milk because SHI IM AM TOO

@thewynterwonderland7650

Жыл бұрын

Bahahahaha

"You are kinda pretty ngl" KINDA!? 👁👄👁 BOI I'M THE PRETTIEST

@kikiii7929

2 жыл бұрын

I love this lol 😭

@leafii.

2 жыл бұрын

AND HOTTEST

@shrek3683

2 жыл бұрын

My sister be like

@shrek3683

2 жыл бұрын

@crack_dev ikr it’s soooo hat

@shrek3683

2 жыл бұрын

@crack_dev *hot

"Most *normal* girls like that stuff" uh- are you calling me weird, because if you are I can be weirder :) °v°

@leafii.

2 жыл бұрын

SAME

@daisy_the_weirdo

2 жыл бұрын

Yep yep

@ghostieeez261

2 жыл бұрын

Normal we don’t know her

@NoNo-mr4qd

2 жыл бұрын

@@ghostieeez261 never heard of her 😌🤚

@Crybbynsss

2 жыл бұрын

What? *mom walks in on me chewing a frozen hot dog*

" you're not my bodyguard " Me:wanna fight me bro?🏌

Him: "That's your room you can stay in there for the rest of your life” Me: "This is my moment"

Him: *talking* My mind: i have no idea whats going on but i act like i do

Yeti: since you're my bodyguard i can ask you to do stuff for me and you'll do it, right?! Me: dude you said it yourself i'm your *bodyguard* NOT your sErVaNt!....so the answer is yes ONLY if what you're asking me to do is regarding your safety 🙂

@IzukuMidoriya38855

2 жыл бұрын

Awesome someone already commented what I was going to say. Thanks man.

@Crybbynsss

2 жыл бұрын

Cause you know, I won’t stab you for you. You got hands😒

@Phoen1xPlay2

2 жыл бұрын

yea like im yoyr bodyguard not your maid mot your servant:)

0:33 damn we really just rocked his shit💀

Him : I won’t kill myself accidently Me: well- idrk :)

@platypus4904

2 жыл бұрын

My response was: you look fragile enough to do it accidentally.

Cool Kitten in the building 😎

5:23 Im not like other girls😏 i like do weird things🙄🥺 like....ur mom😩😫 Sorry 😭😭😭

@viizvra

2 жыл бұрын

PHAHHAHAHAHHA

@splendid_weebs8548

2 жыл бұрын

@@viizvra luke- u- i- uh-

@imasimp7082

2 жыл бұрын

THATS SOMTHING MY FRIEND WHOLD SAY 😭😭😭

@akirathesimp3214

2 жыл бұрын

@@viizvra LUKE W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?

@viizvra

2 жыл бұрын

@@akirathesimp3214 MC mentioned something like ASMR boyfriend , and I was really curious

you have summoned me anime quote of today "Being weak means that there is room to grow." ~ Ittetsu Takeda (haikyu!!)

@ssunny-bunny5257

2 жыл бұрын

Hi maya how are you everywhere but I like your quotes

@_Maya.

2 жыл бұрын

@@ssunny-bunny5257 🌌 Magic 🌌 and i'm happy you like them (:

@ssunny-bunny5257

2 жыл бұрын

@@_Maya. ☺️

@yunaa24

2 жыл бұрын

Takeda senseiiii

@ssunny-bunny5257

2 жыл бұрын

@@yunaa24 yess

I’m writing since 2019 a whole story about 5 females bodyguards (funny thing they protected idols) so this is the perfect asmr for me 🥺

"The size of an Elf!" ....I am actually *average height* for my age!

@YetiVA

2 жыл бұрын

brooo thats what i say to my friends too!! xDD

@lukasproductions8987

2 жыл бұрын

@@YetiVA as you should 😎

I love how I thought we were gonna protect him from obsessive fans who would pounce on him when he'd least expect it. You know normal celebrity sh¡t but nah accidentally punching a Mafia Boss instead.

@minatasidibe1006

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

Me a blackbelt in karate (MIND U I AM 16)🙂 A trainee in kick boxing 😀 and a fluffy singer 😀 SURE I AM NOT UR BODYGUARD 😂😂❤️

@alishateddy4060

2 жыл бұрын

I am JEON JUNGKOOK 😂💜but a female version 😂iykuk

@BTSARMY-kv6nx

2 жыл бұрын

I am 12

@alishateddy4060

2 жыл бұрын

@@BTSARMY-kv6nx ARMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HELLOOOO

@daisy_the_weirdo

2 жыл бұрын

Hello!

@alishateddy4060

2 жыл бұрын

@@daisy_the_weirdo hewlllowwww💜

PLEASE make this a series!! it's so good!

“ I won’t accidentally unalive myself” MOOD

"you look like you need help getting somth off the shelf" Me: yeah I do-

HE LITERALLY CALLED US AN ELF 💀💀

@lynnnn1081

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO💀

5:32 Yeti: I can ask you to do stuff for me and you'll do it right? Me: No. Yeti: Like if i told you to eat like 10 chilli peppers, for no reason you'd do it. Right? Me: No. Yeti: Riiighttt Me: BiTCH i saId NoOoOo

@loonierose8119

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

"No you have to do it eat the peppers" Me who can't taste spice: ok "You're all red and it looks painful" Me: what 👁👁

Cucumber Approved

@Y-n_L-N

2 жыл бұрын

-.-

@nothing-pu7ij

2 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE EVERYWHERE

@gion3648

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes Lord Cucumber has returned.

@potatolee4473

2 жыл бұрын

Hey I found you ❤️🥰

@sandyclapp7147

2 жыл бұрын

YOU AGAIN😀

Your not my bodyguard... Me who literally made multiple people end up in the hospital because I'm a diagnosed sociopath: TRY ME BISH!!

@mustafarustamzada3015

2 жыл бұрын

I'm from the most dangerous country in the world you better think that I have made people end up in the hospital

@minatasidibe1006

2 жыл бұрын

For real??👀🤐

@sammie4450

2 жыл бұрын

Is you good?

@YourSaviorPigesus

Жыл бұрын

Can't tell if this is sarcasm or not

"you're so cute 🥺" 2 seconds later - - instant regret - -

"the size of an elf" bruh I can probably see your dandruff my guy (jk I'm not that tall lol-)

@leafii.

2 жыл бұрын

I’m the same size as Levi Ackerman. My genes 😭💀🤚

@Angel4_

2 жыл бұрын

@@leafii. how tall is he?

@xoxo.eliiii

2 жыл бұрын

@@Angel4_ 5’3

@Angel4_

2 жыл бұрын

@@xoxo.eliiii im 2 inches smaller than him

My 8 yrs of fighting experience: *am I a joke to you?*

@Miraclekwami

2 жыл бұрын

I luv your Mina pfp! She's my favorite female character from MHA!✌😍

As an Asian girl if I couldn’t cook I would’ve been thrown out of the house when I was 15-

@YetiVA

2 жыл бұрын

lmaoo best I can do is make plain white rice and tea 🤷‍♀️

@Ari-sd6rf

2 жыл бұрын

@@YetiVA haha 😂 I would’ve been gone lol-

@user-fe9sz5zb6u

2 жыл бұрын

Well I am south asian and GOSH the amount of Taunts- Umm yeah so that's it.

@Ari-sd6rf

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-fe9sz5zb6u I feel you-

Imagine him commenting on everyone’s comments 0w0

Him: Eat 10 Chili peppers Me with Mexican descendants: You chose to challenge the wrong person....

you’re not my body guard you’re so small and so sweet me, 6’3 : yes… very small 😀

“Look at you your so small and so cute” Me being taller than Xiao and bennett: 👁👄👁

@xoxo.eliiii

2 жыл бұрын

SAME

@zhonglisensei3639

2 жыл бұрын

I'm shorter than Xiao and Bennett 👁️👄👁️

Dude, that punch caught me off guard, I freaking flinched💀😭

Him: Your not my bodyguard.. Me: I have years of experience talking my brother and punching my punching bag. Don’t try me!

Him: you’re so cute and small Me: *pops knuckles* YOU WANNA GO PRETTY BOY!!!!!!!

The way he kept talking about how short I am like I’m Mexican what did you expect😒✋🏼

Omg I need a part 2 please this is amazing

Him: how did you want to be a bodyguard? Me: I love hurting people... My sister took a book from my room and I nearly broke her arm.💃✨

Me is hella fast today

who need boyfriends when u have this💃💃💃

Him: Yeah, ladies first Me: Exactly, you go first

IM ONLY 16 HOURS LATE BUT FUCK IT IM STILL LISTENING TO THIS BC I KNOW THIS SO GOOD PLS🤠

Me who is actually over 6ft tall: if you think I'm the size of am Elf how tall are you?! Him:omg dude your face is so red Me: no it's not- bro I legit eat ghost peppers and the chips from the onechip challenge like all the time

@Cffeinekai

2 жыл бұрын

Teach me your ways🛐🛐🛐

@lumine833

2 жыл бұрын

@kai there is no teaching it's just called growing up eating that sht for like an everyday meal

@endvalentine

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cffeinekai spice tolerance

@stormoftheages1720

2 жыл бұрын

ok but like...do they taste good?

@endvalentine

2 жыл бұрын

@@stormoftheages1720 very

Him: go on ladies first Me: **gender fluid and HATES being called a lady** This is normal **Camilo smile face when Felix spit out water on Mariano**

Him: "What do you mean no?" Me: I mean no you wanna hear in Spanish ✨NOH✨

Him:look at you, you’re so small and cute Me:a 5’0 , teenager with anger issues and has a black belt “B*tch tf did you just say!?!?🤬😡😤”

"i spend hours alone tryna come up with lyrics and stuff" omg me too, i never thought i would relate

Video: you can stay in your room for the rest of your life My brain: do you believe in magic- Also my brain: THANK YOU SO MUCH, you understand my life and what I like to do

this. is. ADORABLE! "you can like come in when somebodies- like with a machine gun-VROOMVROOMVROOMVROOMVROOM" so cute

WE USE A FATAL BLOW FROM MORTAL KOMBAT IN THE BEGINNING?! DAMN

I love this video I'm a short petite girl listening to something that makes me a tough girl I'm happy. also chili peppers are nothing to me lol 😊

YOUR VOICE IS SO CUTE 🥺

Him: I'm not a child Me: you sure act like one

“You look like you need help getting something off the top shelf” ummmm I’m 6’2 bro-

Him: you know this a living thing Me: sir I may be short but I have a death note with me so try me-

THAT HIT THOUGH?? 😧💥

Man your videos are so fun

After reading the description, dispatch would be having ✨a field day✨ if they found out (Dispatch is a news thingy that makes up rumours quite a bit about kpop idols etc. They said Jennie from Blackpink was dating a capybara from BP’s Ice cream music video. But alot of memes can be made from dispatch)

@ourhaven

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooooo it would be the happiest day of their careers. I freaking hate dispatch

That's your room you can stay in there for the rest of your life” Me an introvert 🧍👍

"the size of an elf" 😭 i actually got offended because im short for my age 😭

This is the moment he knew he fuck up

“You’re kinda pretty ngl” KINDA?! WHAT IM THE PRETTIEST MAN😟

Hi Yeti! Keep up the awesome work

him : "a bodygaurd the size of a elf." me : sir im 5'2. elf's are 3'6

Part 2 tho ? Also this was perfect for me cause I’m a tomboy and I know karate

Yeti: here,have some more milk Me:Sir I’m a Filipino I can eat peppers

@yulls8140

2 жыл бұрын

Save me some!

@milky_bear7259

2 жыл бұрын

@@yulls8140 i will

he's- he's perfect.

This dude told us to eat 10 Chilli peppers ○-○

@imstupid2328

2 жыл бұрын

AYO WTF-

Aizawa approved ✨👍

this guy is fr petrified after that strong punch on the wall or sum LMAOOO

Him : get out Me: sits down on his bed arms crossed and say NO

"Why did you decide to become a bodyguard?" Because I got a black belt in karate at 𝟭𝟮 years old

Him: "Aww look at you. Your so small" Me: "I AM 5'5!"

0:34 scared the shit out me💀

0:34 I thought we like crushed his skull 😭

0:38 scared the shit out of me 🤠🤠

@loozer_luvs_kats5068

2 жыл бұрын

fr

Choco like dis choco🍫

Him: so how did you get into the bodyguard stuff. Me: so the story starts about MY FATHER-

I love this lol

Him: You're not my bodyguard Me: *Draws out my twin swords* I may be small but I am not afraid to beat your *ss!😠😠😠

When we punch him, it reminds me about the lyrics “Am i look sweet? But i dont play nice”

0:35…That scared me. My heart hurts now 😭

"I suggested it, and you did it. I don't want to do it because it looks painful." me:NO I HAVE TO LISTEN TO WHAT YOU SAID- ALSO me: I have rings on right now that are very sharp. Don't make me punch you in the fucking face...

damn that hit in the beginning sounded harsh

"Unless its someone who want to kill me with a machine gun *CUTE MACHINE GUN NOISES* "

"An elf-sized person in my room" sir imma wring yo neck if you say that again

Him: You’re so small Me: You don’t have to hurt my pride that bad :’)

bro i get my one room and a bathroom omg!

"How About we watch a movie??" You mean make a move??

Him - u look like an elf Me - ...Sir i am 6 feet tall a** women and yes i am tomboy :)

The fact I watch these types of vids but yet doesn’t have a crush so who do I imagine this is🤨