soft parenting a criminal is so hilarious

@Christdiedforus.-

2 ай бұрын

And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years: (Gen. 1:14) For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: And that he was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve: (1 Cor. 15:3-5) Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved. (From Acts 16:31)

@itsnotajojorefence1494

2 ай бұрын

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@rainkore13

2 ай бұрын

@@Christdiedforus.-what did this comment have to do with god?

@NeverGonnaGiveYouUp-jt2ye

2 ай бұрын

​​@@rainkore13absolutely nothing, but they don't give a crap. I could be watching a video of a parrot dancing then go to the comments and see a bible quote.

@hcdhcdhcd41

2 ай бұрын

@@Christdiedforus.- piss off

i thought the perspective would be from a hostage, not the kidnapper 💀 love that tbh

"Listen, i know her methods are unorthodox, but she's the best damn negotiator we've got"

@TheBrainWormed_77

2 ай бұрын

Key and Peele ?

@grace3112

20 күн бұрын

omg where is this frommm

@erikafriberg

18 күн бұрын

Honestly, I wouldn't be that surprised if some real hostage negotiator had a similar vibe

"I'm not upset you killed Angela, I'm upset you lied about it."

Two hostage negotiators getting married to eachother sounds like some hilarious-in-hindsight arguments and some great parenting.

@forestbunny4933

2 ай бұрын

I would watch that tv show

@ang3lie

2 ай бұрын

@@forestbunny4933 money heist on netflix is a good one

@htspencer9084

2 ай бұрын

A sitcom thats half procedural criminal show half home drama would be AMAZING!

@beepthemeep12

2 ай бұрын

Thats just Brooklyn 99 no?​

@Finn_Mertens_

Ай бұрын

@@beepthemeep12no

"How are the hostages treating you?" made me giggle like a fool.

@kayleebreckenridge8086

2 ай бұрын

Also, imagine being the hostage and watching the person who you thought was going to help you putting makeup on the armed man lmao

“put the gun down :)” was so good

I'm a preschool teacher and this is literally what my job feels like every day LMFAOOOO 😂 this is so funny im obsessed

@TonyMaynard-SD

2 ай бұрын

as a student aide i was thinking the same thing lol!! she has the tone of voice DOWN

“i want toby….no not sexually, at least not right now” took me OUT 😂

THE CHANGE IN TONE AT THE END WITH THE REVEAL, CHEF'S KISS A+ ACTING

WHAT AN ENDING OMG

@sheepgardenfr

2 ай бұрын

FR SHES SO GOOD AT ACTING

@htspencer9084

2 ай бұрын

.... Why would she lie though? 😢 I trusted her!

@YourFaulty

2 ай бұрын

I felt so betrayed 💔

@looneyiloli5034

17 күн бұрын

NO SHE ACTUALLY ATE SO BAD????

This performance slaps from start to finish, absolutely no notes. Also, two people's comments stuck in my mind as I was falling asleep to this last night and I dreamt you made a "Jersey Mom Helps You Plan Your First Big Bank Robbery" video.

@inkonthewillow_asmr

2 ай бұрын

okay….wait….but can i use that??? that’s such a good idea 😭

@asmrabbits

2 ай бұрын

​​@@inkonthewillow_asmroh absolutely please do! I grew up in the Philly suburbs, so "Jersey accent talking about crimes" will be very nostalgic for me haha

@xxxstellarxxx

2 ай бұрын

This comment made me laugh really hard, thank you

@sumbunny2009

2 ай бұрын

I read this as jesus' mom helps you plan your first big bank robbery 💀 I gotta go sleep lmao

@h0rriphic

2 ай бұрын

@@sumbunny2009Not the Virgin Mary planning a heist 😂💀 I’d watch that.

The way I’d catch feelings 😭

@Moonphasie

2 ай бұрын

For her or the robbers?

@htspencer9084

2 ай бұрын

​@@Moonphasieyeah Vlads a hottie

@htspencer9084

2 ай бұрын

​@@Moonphasiebut the little red is a firecracker in the bedroom! 😅

Im so in love with this character, she could talk me down from anything

"if i read a file like that id kms" THE WAY I WAS LIKE SAME 😭😭😭 i love your humor i fw ur videos so much ❤️

@MxSae

2 ай бұрын

Help wdym same 😭

@vannabanana222

2 ай бұрын

@@MxSaecause the information says stuff youve done wrong, so its like hurtful information if you are the criminal which is why youd want to "kys" cause of it 😭

The spin-off of Legally Blonde for the next generation we all needed

I feel like I’m a hostage eavesdropping on this conversation 💀💀

Honestly love how she prepped us a little bit so we look good in our mugshots 😔🙏

i lost everything with the "miss swift's" hahaha

@maveee563

2 ай бұрын

Time stamp? 😭

@sheepgardenfr

2 ай бұрын

@@maveee563 21:47

“i came in with the purse” was in the lorax voice plsss 😭

pov gentle parenting the bank robbers

bestie, you get more and more beautiful every video. my heart cannot take it!!! truly you are so witty, i love this character to death. if i was shot because of her failed negotiation, i'd go smiling

@inkonthewillow_asmr

2 ай бұрын

ugh thank you so so much 🩷

@DarrylWilkinson

2 ай бұрын

​@@inkonthewillow_asmrYou're the absolute greatest ASMRtist of all time dear willow ❤

Oh my god I LOVE her. She’s such a girl’s girl! I swear, you absolutely rock the most unhinged roleplays in the best way. The more absurd the title, the more excited I get because you have such a knack for comedy with such a dry sense of humor and I love it!

this is fantastically unhinged--i love it

Even the robber wouldn’t subject their victims to Cici’s pizza.

@andreroberts6499

2 ай бұрын

This is what killed me I love the fact that they thought Cici’s pizza was worse than what they were doing to them 😂

i need this to be part of a criminal minds episode and i need you to just do the exact same thing in the episode... oh my dear gods, this is pure and utter brilliance

The casual gestures are CRAZY tingly. ESPECIALLY the cinnamon sticks moment on the phone. Love your style so much😴

Love that she got done up fancy for this one. Negotiators gotta slay too.

Saw the title, saw it was from you, and I instantly clicked. Your personality shines in your videos and is my favorite part about each one. 💯

@inkonthewillow_asmr

2 ай бұрын

make me weepy 🥹

@nala8631

2 ай бұрын

@@inkonthewillow_asmr Just finished the vid, the natural smooth lead up to the ending was great 😭

Killing a hostage resulting in the pizza getting downgraded from Pizza Hut to Cici's took me out 😂

This is completely and utterly unhinged, like much of your content, and I love it wholeheartedly. Belinda is a queen who knows how to work with the resources she has.

girl you have done it again, constantly raising the bar for all of us, and doing it flawlessly

This has immediately skyrocketed to one of my favorite videos lmaooo, not only is your voice extremely comforting but the concept and execution are BEYOND funny, omg 😭😭

18:13 GIRL---

@sheepgardenfr

2 ай бұрын

ik that part had me 😭

now THIS is my type of asmr 😭😭

@Zenaidafromthemoon

Ай бұрын

Oh we know 😭🙏

omg the ending had me absolutely shook you’re a genius i’m obsessed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is genuinely incredible I clicked this to go to sleep but I just stayed up to watch this like a sitcom episode

damn, that ending got me, that was phenomenal

you’re actually so charismatic and creative that i’m kinda scared your channel doesn’t have like a million subs

WOW you’re acting is SO DAMN GOOD. i really love this character and how you used some more subtle touches to make it feel more natural, they definitely don’t go unnoticed!! the camera quality along with your acting quality genuinely made me feel like i was watching a show. normally i don’t have the attention span to watch anything longer than 10 minutes (sometimes not even that 😭) but i watched this whole thing and didn’t even realise it was half an hour. definitely subscribing i can’t wait to see what more you bring!! 🤍

She’s giving Ana Di Armas in No Time To Die and I’m so deeply obsessed I want a movie about these characters in an unlikely action buddy comedy

this is such a cinematic masterpiece omg

I want a lawyer

@cyberpunkchloe9

Ай бұрын

Better call Saul.

Your repertoire of characters is growing and flourishing while never losing that charm of yours. Last time I vibed this much on a hostage situation was on the Vince Staples Show.

The Hermes bit killed me 🤣

this is genuinely high art, like I feel like this is an intense fever-dream

it's the creativity for me at this point

this is so cozy and wholesome all at the same time. your personality is so fun!

“Yeah, you’re under arrest. It was nice meeting you tho.” COLDEST LINE IN ASMR HISTORY also this was like strangely cinematic and sooo funny and I loved the ending I wasn’t expecting it. keep up the good work! ❤❤

Knew it was rigged when we didn’t get our Cici’s

21:40 HOW DID I KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO MENTION TAYLOR THE SECOND I HEARD YOU SAY JET😭

gentle parenting negotiator is my new favorite person. she's an icon she's a queen she gets results

Ok there’s a reason she got that bonus 👏👏👏 29:15 gagged me lmaooo

This was so quick witted and fun. I literally was locked in for every minute laughing and also loving the raspy mean girl whispers

ive already been watching you for a whole year and you've remained to be my favorite ASMRtist . Thank you so much, everything about you & you do is just so soothing

I'm kinda worried cause this is exactly my personality and I think I could literally be in that situation and act like that cause I wouldn't want to hurt the criminal's feelings or for him to be mad at me 😂

This is so original. Your delivery is hysterical. Thank you for this!

I was so fucking invested I swear

Bruhhhh I was not expecting the ending to go like that 😂 Bravo

The hostages the whole time: 👁️👄👁️

I have watched ASMR for over six years, and I have to admit this is the best ASMR I think I have ever watched!! I definitely am subscribing and look forward to all of your brilliant ideas!

I love the manner of speaking used in this video The pronunciation of S’s sounds really good

that top is absolutely GORGEOUSSSS and it looks amazing on you!!!

I love Ur comic sense and Ur Facial expressions😂😍❤️ keep em coming🤍

WE NEED this character back for a doing your wedding makeup ASMR!!

You are literally my favorite creator, no one is out here doing it like you! 👏🏻😍✨️

This was solid god damn humor 😂😂😂

i lowkey stalked you and i saw you used to dance and as a fellow dancer i think you should do like a mom gets you ready for a showcase/competition type roleplay. the sas my mom used to get from me on those days was brutal and i just think it would be really funny and i figured you may have experience that too when you were younger. also off topic but ily.

@wemki_

2 ай бұрын

PLEASE oh my fucking god . mom or coach rp would end me

This video is stellar omfg

PLEASE make this a series this character is so funny

Wow this was amazing! The story and the acting. That ending shocked me!

I love the soft speaking and the random tapping

This premise is so whimsical and fun, but your voice is on another level!

We need another part of this ASAP!

the sharpness in your voice is so tingly!! love it !!

I’m in love with this! The concept, your acting, and the ASMR. Instant subscribe 🩷

I would die laughing trying to film this . Big respect

You are easily the funniest ASMR creator I know. LOVE your videos

Love for Peter and Kelly, who found love in the hostage negotiation profession.

This is so creative and hilarious, instant sub. Love the energy of this whole channel, and especially your acting :D

Sent this video to my sister because I thought it was so cute and funny. Love your work!

you gagged me at the end i really thought i was going to Cabo

I love your soft spoken style. It's a great tempo and volume. Awesome video!

this is my new favorite asmr video ever omg

Asmr concepts are truly evolving ❤ thank you for this contribution - I luv this 😂

She's giving Gina from Brooklyn 99

@ThaRealZapZarbie

Ай бұрын

I was thinking this would be something that would happen in the show

This is seriously so ridiculously good, you killed it!! 10/10.

your fringe looks so nice

This is so coquette 🎀✨

This is the best ASMR video I’ve ever seen

I loved it BAHSHAHAH the character kinda reminds me Linda from Orange is the New black

I LOVE this, so glad it popped up on my feed!

you've earned yourself a sub! amazing acting, i loved it, i had such a laugh watching this!

I was super hoping she’d be like “oh you want me to come with 😮- well I mean who doesn’t wanna go to Cabo 🥴” The fanfic that never was ugh my heart

Black/ white space if you need it

i loved every moment, i will now be deep diving into your channel, this character and premise is just chefs kiss

Bro I love this. This is brilliant

this is just so funny, and smart and creative! you're the best🫶🏻

this is my mecca i pilgrimage to this video at least once a day

i need so many more of these