pat calling his cat an asshole but in a soft spoken voice is both relaxing and hilarious at the same time

@mlmcoded

6 ай бұрын

ur pfp is absolutely beautiful

@Castifer

6 ай бұрын

Amazing pfp.

@Castifer

6 ай бұрын

@@mlmcodedI want you.

@VelvetHexUwU

6 ай бұрын

Ralsei supremacyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ^^

@zetenykovacs499

6 ай бұрын

Ya'll weird

“It’s elder abuse” about cat horseplay. Love you Pat. You’re an absolute gem.

@rldv634

5 ай бұрын

🐴

@CrazyLemonASMR

4 ай бұрын

Haha I was thinking the same

As an idiot myself, i do find this enjoyable

@idiotasmr

5 ай бұрын

same fr

Lock him up! That behavior is horrendous! You can only defend him for so long, Patrick.

@omadselc

6 ай бұрын

I'm messing around, he's just a little silly

@TheSilencerEdits

6 ай бұрын

Is this to the cat or pat?

@PostScarcitytCat

6 ай бұрын

@@TheSilencerEditsLet’s be safe and purge them both

@C3sarT0rres

5 ай бұрын

@@TheSilencerEditsthe car

@JayFromWalmark

5 ай бұрын

​@@C3sarT0rresvroom vroom

He's so funny😭 i lost it when he started talking about slapping the old lady😂

@JayFromWalmark

5 ай бұрын

Im reading the comments before I've finished the video, this is the greatest out of context thing I've ever heard

@MxSae

2 ай бұрын

Same 😭

"but i feel like if this was made for asmr, it would be worth a lot more" realest words ever

@rldv634

6 ай бұрын

4:52

He's so naturally funny, it's hard to fall asleep when i keep laughing 😭😭😭

Timestamps for idiots: 0:00 - intro with idiot cat 2:15 - hello + hand movements 2:42 - spiky silicon pad 7:29 - case that makes nice sounds 10:55 - [ cat intermission ] 11:51 - rainbow cup 17:40 - soda bottle 26:26 - wooden eggs 32:57 - paint brush 37:11 - outro Good night everyone, and thanks for the video Pat! Hope you're doing well

@Dandan9756_yt

6 ай бұрын

Cheers

@holywaffles4950

6 ай бұрын

Whoever made these timestamps is an idiot (thank you)

@machi2722

6 ай бұрын

i have a short attention span and this helps a lot ty❤

@sillybilly7425

6 ай бұрын

:3

@sophielovesskz

5 ай бұрын

thank u!!!

he's just a little silly, he just like me

@CrazyLemonASMR

4 ай бұрын

and like me! ;D Silly Community, llove it!

@caffeinatedtoes

4 ай бұрын

Real

i don’t know if he’s acting weird or if he’s actually weird but it’s so charming 😭 i came here to sleep but now i try analyzing this dude

@beamiauu

3 ай бұрын

FRRRR

you know your audience so well ☺

I could never imagine Patrick being a super serious asmrtist I like the fact that he just kinda messes around its just hilarious

You are one of the few people who make tapping relax me and not bother me and that makes you, for me at least, one of the best asmrtist.

I love how he casually says that his cat is mentally ill 💀💀

The first 2 minutes of this video was great. I think it's really funny because for some reason people made ASMR a Christian Minecraft server

The chat jn the beginning was the silliest thing ever made me have a silly lil giggle and smile 🙀😋

OK i have this really weird memory of being half asleep and then watching Pat do a live stream essentially in the dark while he laughed and said weird shit. Was this a dream? Also my favorite here is the wooden eggs and the black scratchy case!

@zipfiles_

6 ай бұрын

no it wasnt, i watched it too it was hilarious 😭😭

@aixamelody

6 ай бұрын

Yup, he did, hahaha. we were like 200 ppl at that moment ☠️ very funny, tho

@pr3621

5 ай бұрын

What was he saying?

@Screehcile

4 ай бұрын

would do anything to know what stream this was it sounds so funny

You seem like the most sweetest realist person ever! I love the small talk you do in your videos. It’s very relaxing and very relatable. I hope you had a good holiday and thank you for the time and effort you put into your videos for us!

He's getting more and more sassy with the titles and im here for it. Also the tingles got me all sleepy thnx patrick

the way he's cursing his cat HAHAHA this made my night, thanks pat! I've been watching you for months, i rarely leave a comment but i love your videos :>> the way you make sounds and your hand movements are the best

patrick i seriously love you, your asmr is so good and you're super funny and CUTE

Can't read, but somehow knew this video was for me. Thanks!

@fass-ru6nx

6 ай бұрын

💀lmao

@JayFromWalmark

5 ай бұрын

there not being a single misspell or grammar mistake really ties the comment together lmao

Finally the perfect asmr for me

@CrazyLemonASMR

4 ай бұрын

you are right - same here 😃

we love the sick in the head cat

I love you Patrick you’re my inspiration

The intro had me fucking wheezing, pat's asmr is truly unlike any other 🤣

YOU CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS 😭

Wow I can’t believe you’re at 100k now! I subbed to you at like 2k and it is crazy. You 100% deserve it all with the amount of hard work you put into content creation ❤! Thank you for being who you are Patrick, I truly mean it.

Pats hand movements give me tingles like nothing else! I love the humour in his videos makes me smile no matter what mood I’m in

I hope we can get more ASMR camera throwing content 🙏🙏

ahahahaha “i massage him… for some reason” i lost it

could you do visual stuttering again? it was really relaxing, but i keep rewatching it. it doesn’t have the same affect since i anticipate it. you’re the only asmrtist that can consistently give me tingles since my brain just wished suffering on me for the rest of my existence. anyways, you’re a big influence me being happy and sleeping, i appreciate you a lot ♡

You're really good and honest and kind,i like your videos so much. Thanks,as an idiot i enjoyed it. Love you from Iran

thanks for the video pat!! i don’t even like tapping sounds usually but something about the way you pace them sounds so nice

i love hearing you ramble, idk why just feels like listening to a friend talk 😁❤️

I don’t know why but this is my type of asmr whatever type it is it’s for me

Love the vibe of your videos, keep up the great work! Also the wooden eggs sound aweSOME

this got me cackling AND relaxin my socks off, thank you !

I enjoyed the tapping and the brushing with the paintbrush at the end of the video. Very tingly and anticipatory.

Your ASMR speaking voice is perfect. It's gentle and I can only comprehend every other word.

Yep. This is my favorite ASMR channel now. Came to relax but the first two minutes had me dying laughing. 😂

as an certified idiot, I enjoyed this video alot.

I must be the ultimate idiot, because this ASMR was perfect for me. Hit the spot in every way, thanks dude!

Youre catering to the right audience. A solid piece of audio video production

There is something incredibly relaxing about your hand movements, Patrick. Hands down 🙇🏻‍♀️

I love the silicone pad thing right at the start, both in visuals (holding it up to the camera) and the sounds!

The plastic brush thing at 7mins ISH is sooo good, great vid in general aswell x

Target audience reached! Love your stuff, keep giong👍

This is a win for smooth brains everywhere

This is really relaxing. Great ASMR!!

You called the cat an ass in the beginning with a soft voice. I instantly subbed

I really love the transparent thingy. It really does make great sounds, reminds me of rain tapping on a window...

thanks for the song recommendation i’ll listen to it when i wake up

the first two minutes had me cryinggg😭😭😭 youre so unintentionally funny😭

18:50 this sounds amazing!! i’ve been loving mason jar w/ water tapping recently

Finally, I can watch one of these themed vids 😌

This is the very first video I've ever seen by this guy and as a cat parent, the instant complaining about an asshole cat made me subscribe immediately lmao

1:35 He can’t keep getting away with this‼️

i saw this in my recommendations and thought it released 2 hours ago but it's been 2 MONTHS...so the title fits me well

now THIS is my kind of asmr

Help the intro is actually hilarious 😭🔥

Oh dang. I thought I didn't like slow ASMR tapping/scratching and then you pulled out that Fanta bottle. That was incredible.

The description 😭 we love you too patrick 🙏🏼

Thank you for including Mr kitty 💕 I love ur asmr

당신의 시각적 팅글을 참 좋아합니다! 늘 감사해요🎉

lmao this is wonderful. you’re wonderful 😂❤

thanks pat i needed some specialized asmr

I’m glad you posted it’s 2 in the morning and I can’t sleep

@a.leigh7

6 ай бұрын

Same

@aidenpersohn4212

6 ай бұрын

Same

I lowkey thought the thumbnail was a cheesegrater

description really made me smile ❤️‍🩹

As a smooth brained organism, i find this asmr to be quite nice.

This is my favourite video so far, the title confirms it.

Bro I feel you, why they make food taste so good but so so bad for you. 😭 Also really enjoyed the asmr!✨

Wow it's soooooo relaxing ❤

I love this silly dude, he looks so sweet

As a simple person, I see for idiots, I click.

THE CATS FACE WHEN YOU SAID “it’s hard to be mad at him” 😭 LIKE BRO KNOWS WHAT HES DOING LMFAO 0:40

when i saw the title i knew i needed this

“he keeps fuckin around” I love

You are literally so funny

Finally an ASMR video I can watch

i swear i could listen to you talk forever

thx for creatin this safe space < 3

“Elder abuse” was so funny 😂

Dude Patrick's eyes are just something else

I just lost my cat yesterday who was also a big asshole, and who looked exactly like your cat. I miss him lots, and I hope you get many good years with your kitties ❤️

just found you, you are an absolute gem

Just tingled all over my pants from this thx Pat

@ddmaycare

6 ай бұрын

What.

Never clicked so fast in my life! finally my kind of ASMR :)

Asmr owen wilson complains about his cats behaviour

Sooo tingly and lovely 🧡✨

"70 cents for this awsome thing" "if it was made for asmr i think it would be worth a lot more" lmao

This was really relaxing

Perfect asmr for me

You upload this while I’m watching another one of your videos. 😂 Impeccable timing, you. 🫵🤪

the cat shaming is adorable when you look at that sweet baby’s face

duuuude this is the first time someone does an asmr video for me! thank u pat always thinking about ur followers😵‍💫👍🏻👍🏻❤️❤️😴😴

I’m literally dozing off thanks!! 😊

I saw the title of this video and thought yes this video is for me!

Saw the title, instantly knew it was for me.