ASMR - Floor Guy Stuff
This is a very improvised, random, sloppy, lofi, silly ASMR video. In it, I do a good amount of experimenting and trying new triggers for the first time, as well as stuff I've already done. Lots of tingly visuals and sounds, slightly more visuals. Lots of talking (soft-spoken) in this one. I hope you enjoy it. Check out my Patreon if you'd like www.patreon.com/user?u=91046460
#asmr #lofi #relaxing
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Floor guy saves the day at 4am, not all hero’s wear capes.
@harveybrowns
11 ай бұрын
floor guy saves the day at 9am (i havent slept in 6 days)‼️
@cjemmetts
11 ай бұрын
amen!
@acemyname
11 ай бұрын
it’s about to be 5am for me and same haha
@acemyname
11 ай бұрын
@@harveybrownsmaybe you should go to the doctor buddy
@jayessemar
11 ай бұрын
fr bruh- my body woke up just for the vid
I dont know what it is about this asmr, but i really just cant get enough of it. I can sit for hours on end watching his videos. So for that, i thank him. Thank you for being such a good asmrtist and taking the time out of your day to continue to make videos. ❤️
@05aleksandra
11 ай бұрын
agreed. i usually cant sit through full asmr videos and find myself browsing instead of sleeping. but with Patrick, i’m hooked
“i wonder when patrick is gonna post next” *47 seconds later*
25:42 I LOVE HIM. Bucket antenna head is adorable 26:24 Omg he has evolved. That is actually so creative.
@PatricksASMR
11 ай бұрын
I’m going to be brutally honest and say you’re the only ASMRtist that actually gets me to experience tingles anymore without me having to force it, and it’s really nice since I’d been missing that since forever. I appreciate it a lot.
@PatricksASMR
11 ай бұрын
Really glad it does something for you !! You're welcome af
Random: 0:57 - I was caught like a cat by laser 2:33 - hypnotizing hand gestures 5:26 - more hypnotizing hand gestures 6:14 - ✨hair clips and their gorgeous sounds✨ 7:39 - an ufo 9:47 - ¿ 10:50 - im a bug 16:21 - hypnotizing stick 17:42 - magic noize 19:00 - ¿ 26:23 - there are two cute guys🥹 32:00 - (english is not my native language and i'm to relaxed SO) cool plastic board for measuring the clothes(?)😎 39:35 - i like sounds that egg made 41:00 - idk try to draw on it¿ or maybe break it? or... play with reflection? 45:20 - one Patrick 45:21 - two Patricks we love you too!! good night!💜
@Servingcvnty
11 ай бұрын
English is my first language and idek what it’s called 💀 ( 32:00)
@Gakitori
11 ай бұрын
@@Servingcvnty it’s usually just called a 6x24 or a grid ruler They’re used typically with a rotary cutter for quilting (like a pizza cutter but for fabric.. and a lot more expensive)
Your ASMR is always mesmerizing. I always love the randomness and watching you, just being you. No scripts, or fancy triggers or equipments. It makes the ASMR feeling more interactive, relatable, and human.
This man deserves a million subscribers. There’s something about his asmr that’s so tingly and relaxing. Glad you started this channel 🫶🏻
dude never fails to put me to sleep while also being the friendliest person ever
some of my fav triggers ! (helping w the algorithm) 1:46 a bit of hand movements 2:32 more hand movements (i love them) 5:10 scratching the rubber part of the flashlight 5:25 mooore hand movements 6:28 definitely hair clip sounds 8:42 facial hair hair clips!! hell yeah 10:08 clipping your cheeks (lmao) (this one is specially heavenly idk) 11:37 glass scratch-tapping ? so good 13:07 5 whole seconds of visual heaven 17:47 camera tapping n some hand/camera movement (top tier) 20:53 stirring needles and a lil brush on mic 24:59 needle n cork tapping really close to the mic 28:32 wood tapping and scratching really close to the mic too 31:38 clear sewing ruler thing tapping n counting/measuring 38:02 writing with pencil (yes i love big fucking egg) 41:14 clear sewing ruler again. visuals, counting n tapping! that’s about it gn :b
Random!❤️ 5:05 8:20 15:20 22:23 19:19 3:40 35:40 30:30 Some time codes are relaxing!
@slightlyshaky3919
11 ай бұрын
❤
@Jason_ig.
10 ай бұрын
Tysm for the time stamps!!! ❤❤
@kasmr.s
10 ай бұрын
@@Jason_ig. My pleasure!! ❤️
@uhmm_yeahh2511
10 ай бұрын
Woooowww the one at 8:20 is brain melting omg and 30:30 woah🙏🙏 bless you🩷🩷
In reality, we hate hands in our faces. In ASMR, we allow it. 😂 Keep up the great work! (:
I just want to say I have bad insomnia and your videos are the only thing that makes me go to sleep Thank you so much for doing what you do❤️❤️❤️
Your visuals with the hand movements are so original, everybody always does the same triggers but you always spice them up!!! Love love love the unpredictable-ness in that as well!!
random timestamps ! (to help boost the video) :3 4:36 5:08 10:45 15:26 24:06 27:21 30:30 32:47 40:12 41:33
Random time stamps (my faves) 36:11 38:14 😂😂 39:06 39:31 1:59 2:33 4:01
I very much enjoyed the silliness of this video. Soothing and fun.
IT'S THE FLOOR GUY! THANK YOU FLOOR GUY
i like your asmr so much because your energy is so calm. some other asmr out there has like nervous high energy but floor time with the floor guy is just about relaxing in the present moment. nothing to do, nothing to worry about. floor time is smooth brain time
7:39 Patrick teaches us world history events through ASMR triggers, Episode One: 9/11.
@zeptoonOffic
11 ай бұрын
Nah
Great video! Love the hand movements as always and those clips were super relaxing - wasn’t expecting them to sound as good as they did!
lil bro posted as soon i was gonna sleep
@mr.buzzles
11 ай бұрын
No fr 🙌🙌
@willthezombofighter8576
10 ай бұрын
Ha nice
i’ve only watched a few of your vids so far but i love watching you experimenting the vibe is so chill and genuine and i like that you seem to be having fun with it
Your videos really make me feel like ive got nothing to worry about Thank you for the work you put in
If you can make a video of the laser with a black/dark background that would be awesome to see!!! It was a really nice visual trigger for me and I’m sure it was for others :) thanks for all the hard work even while sick, you’re the best. Also the comment about isopropyl alcohol being your favorite beverage got me lmao
The clips "hair clipping" was absolutely amazing, perfect visual and audio mixture. And the camera touching!! (Making edits to the comment as I go)
I’ve been watching you since you had about 2k followers, and now look at you! This channel makes me so happy and comfortable. Can’t go a day without watching anything you post. Thank you Patrick for all the great videos 💕
Normally i cant relax when i watch guys do asmr, but he reminds me so much of a really close friend who i havent seen in months, who is also a man who loves the floor. So its actually really comforting. this is the perfect ending for my emotionally numbing doom scroll that killed out half of my brain cells. Thanks :D
The most friendly guy of the all world Patrick, I love your videos :)
Absolutely love this dude, he broke my tingle immunity
MY FAVORITE BEVERAGE. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WATCHED THE VIDEO? WHAT THE HELL? i giggled so hard at that idk wtf yalls r saying
I'd like to see another high sensitivity mic triggers video. Especially since some chunks of many videos are just silent because I'm tryna sleep when you're doing visual triggers. Hope u keep up the good work 🖐
Your ASMR is literally legendary
you do amazing asmr with simple objects. don't stop making videos ❤
I LOVE your visuals, your the only one I watch for visuals so please keep it up! ❤ Btw ‘Heartbreak High’ is a good series to binge in my opinion
"y'see that? its isopropyl alcohol," o wow i recently just used that to clean- "its my favourite beverage" noOOOOOO
You give off these tingles that I don’t get from others i can’t put my finger on it, but it’s different ! … your awesome
Really appreciate you! I would love to see some role playish type stuff though, sort of like what you did with "burning your negative energy." That one was beyond great for me.
The quality of visual tingles at this level is already impeccable. Imagine the quality if given a larger budget. P.S. Attack on Titan
This made me realise there is no need for lots of colors, textures and sounds to make asmr, your hand movements alone are enough to send me into sleep in 2 milliseconds
you're the best at visual triggers and just an awesome person thank you !!!
@PatricksASMR
10 ай бұрын
Thank you more
I feel like we’re besties at this point :) you have such a comforting vibe and it really helps me relax and wind down at night!
I really like you up close whispers, it’s so much better than other asmrist whispered and it really like you o do more of them.
🌵 Random Timestamps 🌵 0:39 ~ Fantastic Scratching Sounds 0:49 ~ Me Proposing My Thesis Topic for my Refractional Mathematics Class (the due date for the year long project is in like a week and i haven't started) 1:54 ~ George Lucas Proposing the Movie Idea for Star Wars Before Being Given 79 Quadspillion Dollars As A Budget 4:40 ~ Patrick Enters Into His "Cat At Midnight" Era 8:09 ~ Me When The TSA Agent Asks Me If I Know Where I'm Headed Today (i am smuggling twenty eight kilos of cocaine over the border in my cocaine hole) 10:03 ~ Super Tingly Up-Close Clipping Sounds!! 11:14 ~ The TSA Agent After I Get Caught Smuggling Twenty Eight Kilos of Cocaine and Am Put In Those Airport Holding Cells (the twenty eight kilos of cocaine has ruptured through its casing in my cocaine hole and i am violently going through the worst high of my life) 14:34 ~ POV You Are The Spider I Captured In My Room And I'm Trying to Communicate With You While Figuring Out If You're Secretly A Russian Spy Device 16:37 ~ My Doctor Lying To The Paramedics After I Collapsed In His Office Due To Extreme Sepsis From Eight Bullet Wounds To The Chest (he gave me two advil so he doesn't know what im talking about when i say attention seeking things like "ohh this hurts" and "i can see god please call an ambulance") 23:44 ~ Dora The Explorer ASMR 24:48 ~ Me But Also I Stg I Have No Deeply Entrenched Misery That Im Ignoring And It's A Coincidence Half Of The Random Timestamps Series References Crying Over Schoolwork (i am normal i am sane i do not recognize the bodies in the water) 27:53 ~ Satisfying Carving Sounds!! (all these up-close triggers are fantastic) 33:55 ~ God Meeting The First Fish He Had Ever Created (he needs to take this thing for a test ride real quick) 38:32 ~ I like My Eggs The Way I Like My Women (over easy) (hard and boiling hot) (peeled) (raw) (white with a heart of gold) (decomposing in my garden) (poached) (scrambled) (i could go on) (i wont) 44:17 ~ Patrick Becomes That Confused Math Woman Meme For a Brief Moment *Bonus* Actually Random Timestamps!! 12:34 ~ ?? 11:11 ~ ??? 39:23 ~ ? 6:40 ~ ??? 25:07 ~ ?? Love u goofies gn 💚
@oddity404
11 ай бұрын
i love these so much lol thank u
@lozzabeans
11 ай бұрын
u are my fave part of these videos
this person while giving me the most insane tingles i've ever experienced from any asmrtist ever: you said your favorite egg is big fhckin egg ?
The “hair clips” are quite literally my favorite trigger now
Very scrumptious sounds from floor guy Patrick, thank you >:3
Probably one of the most genuinely unique statements "l'm gonna stir the needles" that's the tingle combo right there!
‘The 100’ is a really good show imo, it’s like sci-fi :)
NBC’s hannibal is literally the most jaw dropping, gorgeously written show i have ever seen while still being super well done horror! cannot recommended enough!!!!
This is actually one of my faves
Great video Patrick! loved the paper clips, I thought of them as planes too as a kid lol
Dog ur videos are 1000/10 amazing tingly af and just over all awesome!!!!!! ❤
ted lasso is a tv show that i feel like has strong emotions cleverly written into the show, and it’s definitely worth watching
You know it's about to go down when he says "Do u wanna get poke?" lol
I love how you always start the videos with that slowly hand
Floor guy is the absolute mvp, no question or contest
It’s 5 am and I’m just now about to go to sleep so all I can say before I knock out is thank you and goodnight! 🥰
severance is an amazing show to watch. designed and written very well with great performances. another good show which is totally different is the good place which deals with some very heavy topics while still remaining light hearted and funny most of the time. i definitely recommend at least looking them up to see if they seem interesting :)
ayeee i was gonna sleep soon!!! thanks so much for uploading:)))
please do more up close camera whispers!! definitely my favorite trigger of urs
The counting is so relaxing
For TV shows, Supernatural is always a great option. There is also Bones, House, and American Horror Story that are good too
I know you asked for TV shows but if you're looking for movies as well , I recently saw all about lily chou chou and I think it may be the best movie ever , it was beautiful and I cried so much, it definitely fits yr desire for something emotionally moving and deep I think. also , for me the tapping and counting on the other side of the ruler actually worked really well :D, I've not gotten as much tingling from any other video I've seen as from this one , the clips especially were really great. I'm glad you made this , thank you
another banger, thanks patrick
todo vídeo seu me faz sentir que estou no meu quarto numa tarde de domingo dissociando, é bem calmante
visual asmr like no other
Also I was fully ready to stare down the laser when you said you were gonna shine it in our eyes 💀💀 glad you’re the reasonable one out of the two of us
20:07 Another unusual favorite trigger unlocked 👁👄👁
@ExtremeSalad0829
11 ай бұрын
OMG It's too good and too short im dyin😭
@ExtremeSalad0829
11 ай бұрын
20:07 20:07 20:07 20:07 20:07 20:07 20:07 20:07 20:07 20:07 20:07 20:07 20:07 20:07 20:07 20:07
those paper clips were AMAZING, please include them in future vids!!
Can’t wait for the sequel of wall woman does one singular thing! :DD (keep up the good work Patrick
This cures my endless cycle of depression
floor guy cures my sleep insomnia somehow 💪💪❗️❗️❗️
Amazing work, as always! For deep, heavy TV Shows: True Detective S1, Mare of Easttown, Arcane, and Dark. Just a few that came to mind.😊
@hafcat
11 ай бұрын
I hate to be cliche but Dark is probably the absolute best TV show I’ve ever watched.
just turned 18, will be celebrating my birthday with this new and aswome video. thank you patrick.
@thepolydidsystem1983
11 ай бұрын
Happy birthday mate!
@pigeonanimations6118
11 ай бұрын
@@thepolydidsystem1983ty
SIR YOUR EYES IN THE LIGHT ARE GORGEOUS
A section or video dedicated to this sewing thingo, soft spoken counting and light tapping in 32:10 would be soo amazing. Express to dreamland 🕺🏻
you know what… day 1 of asking you to read the bee movie script in a video
@midas1489
11 ай бұрын
Day 1 of supporting you asking him to read the bee movie script in a video
@iluvmilkk
11 ай бұрын
@@midas1489 LETS GOO
truly the guy of the year
The laser is really nice! It was be cool in a darker setting too to really show the lights off
Hey Patrick, have you heard of the TV Series "Chernobyl" ? Its really good, I watched the entire series in one sitting during a flight from LA to Melbourne, and id definitely recommend it.
@leasie4148
11 ай бұрын
Ooh yeah I recommend it as well!! I watched it during my "strange obsession with nuclear disasters" phase :)
Currently awake at 5:15 A.M thanks floor guy.
You should watch the bear. Very intense but still has great comedic moments. I think you’ll enjoy it. It is not finished yet so look out for that if it’s something you don’t like. I also just finished the crowded room. It was very emotional for me and very interesting.
The laser is amazing for visual triggers... has me focused like I'm a baby watching a sensory video
@Monarchy.
11 ай бұрын
Same I’m like 👁️.👁️
@scarmo06
11 ай бұрын
I love your pfp :>
Let’s go right as I’m gonna try to sleep bro posts🎉🎉🎉
LOVE THE SEEWING RULLER ❤
Patrick always manages to post at the perfect time!😭 It’s 3 am rn and I can finally sleep with this video, thanks.
you never fail to relax everyone even on the stressful days 😌🫶. Thank you Patrick🔛🔝
Omg😴 The hair clipping. Need more🤤
It's just 5pm but it doesn't matter, if Patrick makes a video I'll sleep
Pq qualquer coisa q esse cara faz me deixa com sono? Aaaaaa seus vídeo são incríveis
@PatricksASMR
11 ай бұрын
:D
i love ur vids man
Bro, your channel's so good! You HAVE to do a Breaking Bad Jesse roleplay ASMR video.
Those paper clips are probably the best trigger I’ve heard in like a year please use them again
A big fucking egg is something to die for
The laser is so good
floor guy at 4am + 3 melatonin gummies = sleep
The floor guy makes the ground extra tingly, that‘s why there are different types of floors A person can shed around 1.5 million flakes of skin every hour, most of which ends up on the floor or in the carpets. If un-vacuumed, carpet can gain several pounds of dirt throughout a year. The figure of speech phrase “to sweep under the carpet” was first noted in 1963. Sprinkling salt on the carpet is an effective way to get rid of mud prints. Keep it on for an hour and then vacuum it up. The vacuum was invented after the street sweeping machine. In the 20th century, vacuums required 3 people to use them and ran by the use of coal. In order to remove wax from a carpet, place a paper bag over the area and use a hot iron to melt it. Then it will stick onto the brown paper bag. The reference of the “red carpet” was first made in 458 B.C. by Aeschylus. It is still used today for mark formal walkways for leaders at important events. Club soda is still a great way to remove new stains on your carpet. Pour some on the soiled spot and then sponge it right up. A rug and a carpet are basically the same thing. The differentiating factor is the size. A rug is any piece of carpet that is less than 40 square feet.
Yay floor guy stuff!!!
Good Omens is a really good show!