I like the "hang in there" poster

@AmyKayASMR

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks 😂

@elizadennison7433

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, what a great touch!

@walkingcontradiction3962

4 жыл бұрын

Where is this from, I tried to figure it out until I saw your comment, for which I'm grateful for 😅

@Gashdal

4 жыл бұрын

Same, I also like how the letters aren't just random symbols, they actually match up to the actual letters in 'hang in there!' Really cool.

@culthosmythos

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gashdal Which you can then use to decode the eye chart.

"Just show up" is the best job description ever.

when the area 51 raid completely backfires

I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.

@AmyKayASMR

5 жыл бұрын

Lolol

@sleeplessstudios7626

4 жыл бұрын

Better than China tbh

You are PAINFULLY underrated

I yawned right as you said lunch room, thought you said 'lynch room' and I've never jumped out of my slumber faster.

@Neurodivergent-j1f

4 жыл бұрын

Shawn Lewis My man, knew you needed to get the f outta there

@sleeplessstudios7626

4 жыл бұрын

What does Lynch mean

@markeral2155

3 жыл бұрын

@@sleeplessstudios7626 a bunch of people kill a dude without a trial. read more

@valentine4220

3 жыл бұрын

i thought you meant lynch as in David Lynch. i wouldve woke up too HAHAH

I feel like I'm disappointing her ;; no tentacles, no night vision, no infrared vision, bad hearing... i'm sorry, Alien Overlords, please believe in us humans!

@blizzardthekleptomaniac100

4 жыл бұрын

We do have a superpower! Sins!

@blizzardthekleptomaniac100

4 жыл бұрын

And annoyance 100

@jettair12

4 жыл бұрын

Its Called TROLLING! No being trollz like a ticked off Human!

@Amy-yf9zc

4 жыл бұрын

i'm confused though, can you guys NOT see in the dark?

@a-aronm-mron4468

4 жыл бұрын

As long as we have big enough rock and we some sorta force to help push it we can kill it that's our superpower. Like bullets being tiny metal pebbles propelled by explosions.

You came up with an alien alphabet! Brilliant! Haha I love this!

The Hang in There poster killed me. 😂

When she said that they'd find the perfect job for me, I was relieved lmao Can't do it myself

Ugh it’s about time idc that this was posted a while ago but 2020 NEEDS SOME NEW ALIEN OVERLORDS WE ARE SO SCREWED

During the smell test, i imagine an alien having a jar of some substance that is completely normal to them that would make me vomit upon smelling it and then being very confused.

@Mr.h3nt1

4 жыл бұрын

Not the jar

@alexia3552

Жыл бұрын

"Wtf, it's toothpaste o.0 "

When she said government positions I was like "oh so we can't complain about not being represented because we have the position but it really means nothing" AND THEN SHE SAID THAT AND I FELT SMART

@EyePatchGuy88

Жыл бұрын

Welcome to Democracy.

Humans aren't physically impressive unless you consider their physical stamina and their resilience to sustained injuries and ability to recover is among the best within the animal kingdom, and possibly *the* best among vertebrates (barring lizards regrowing tails). Most animals die from a broken leg. Humans crawl up to days in before either reaching help or dying from (usually) unrelated causes.

"Welcome, you have chosen, or been chosen, to undergo a Cranial Nerve Exam!"

Omg I want that alien cat poster 😂

Her: how has your breathing been? Me: well, I have asthma... so... yeah...

For some reason at the smelling test I really expected the alien to have us smell HCN or something like that, and ending the video with accidentally killing us.

(Checks job card) What?! Galactic Toilet cleaner!? Oh come on!!!

I miss this series 😭

"What's your night vision like?" Me: I see black

Fantastic RP as always Amy , I somehow missed that one !

I know it's kinda sinister, but getting a designation doesn't sound all that bad. Unless I get sent to Waste Extraction.

@AmyKayASMR

5 жыл бұрын

It takes away any free will or choice, but if you don't have a passion for anything it would take away a lot of what ifs. What if this isn't the right job for me? Should I find a different one? Could I do better? Definitely tempting lol 😅

@SRT-1138

3 жыл бұрын

Well you could get a TK number instead ..... not much worse than that.

@TheManOfPenguin

2 жыл бұрын

Free will has historically caused the most human suffering

Great video, the voice you have on this video ( when you try to find the right words?) Is very soothing. Awesome work! Cant wait to see where this goes.

@AmyKayASMR

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@galacon28

5 жыл бұрын

@@AmyKayASMR ever thought of doing more spin offs based on this? It's really good and soothing.

@AmyKayASMR

5 жыл бұрын

A lot of people enjoyed it, so I will def do more of this concept in the future!

I would love to have the self-confidence this character has 😛

Amyyyyy you're so creative I love how you add a twist to all of your videos ♡ you go above and beyond each time and it shows!!

@AmyKayASMR

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you! 😊

I WATCHED THIS WHILE PLAYING RANKED ON MY SMURF ACCOUNT. VERY RELAXING

@AmyKayASMR

5 жыл бұрын

😂 I'm so glad it helped!

I love how it takes exactly as many letters to spell “hang”, “in”, and “there” (together) in this language as English.

@sybilreichlan6117

3 жыл бұрын

That's because it's not a language it's a cypher.

@pablo2495

3 жыл бұрын

@@sybilreichlan6117 ohhhhhh, that makes sense.

“as not all humans will make the cut. aNYWAY” 😂

Sweet for my tingles and sleep 😌😌😴😴

"....Meet the new boss, same as the old boss......"

Praise be to our new overlords 👽

This is dreamy 😴thank you

those posters are wonderfull

so creative love it so much

Somehow the most unbeileivable thing on this video is the fact that television Is still a thing.

‘We may have run some tests while you were sleeping’ Me who sometimes sleeps in only my knickers: 🦧

this is pretty brilliant

Tnx for my new designation, Doc! You look amazingly human. P.S. - I'll show up.

Soooo good nice work my guy.

@AmyKayASMR

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

I really love this video, not to say I don't love your videos but this one is really good! But with that being said lmao, I think the audio is on opposite side. 20:01

Wait a sec, is this alien communism?

@Hyneria69

4 жыл бұрын

Posadism in a nutshell, just without the nukes and dolphins.

@MiniBandit007

4 жыл бұрын

This is definitely alien communism

@mudqin

2 жыл бұрын

uhh considering there are overlords, its probably more of a monarchy

It's Eva 01 on the right drawing?

the way she says examination 😍😍😍😍😍

The amount of sarcastic answers I would give out.... I'd probably doom us all Can you see in the dark? Me: No but I can see into my mind and it will brighten my way no matter how dark.

@jettair12

4 жыл бұрын

I love this answer so much!😂

I feel so inadequate after this lmfao. Really wish I was an alien!

14:36 "i'm a joke for you?"

honestly, humans haven't been doing a very good job with Earth so i'm willing to give this new regime a shot

Gospel of Amy; Kay 3.13 - With the creativity to rival the Creators of the Universe and a smile capable of calming a raging Kalaxion Skud beast. Amy swept through the hearts of viewers like a gentle but passionate fire; spreading slowly but burning hotter than any star.

@AmyKayASMR

5 жыл бұрын

Lol you are pretty good at this 😂

Ouch, some sick burns

That alphabet and poster are (inter)stellar.

This is so rick and Morty

wait...i can see in the dark and hear whispers in other rooms...

❤

This reminds me of that episode of Stargate.

@bubzowski3779

4 жыл бұрын

Which one?

@jettair12

4 жыл бұрын

Funny thiing, Stargate SGI is on Tv exactly as i read this!

Sacuriens: *3019* Its in the Future so we Don't have tow worry! Also Sacuriens: wait 40 human years = 1 Sacurien years *processing info* OH NO SHIT!!!! Sacurien year = 1220 Human year = 4880

Me trying to figure out how to explain what a firefighter-paramedic is to an alien: 👁👄👁

Does anybody else think she kind of sounds like Rose from Steven universe

@sleeplessstudios7626

4 жыл бұрын

When she lowers her pitch, yes.

Job accepted!

Is it bad that this kinda scared me? XD Lol

Bruh... This be on some Ben 10 type shit for real for real

💘

I feel a large amount of patronization radiating off of her.

Seems like I need those upgrades from the other you

Could you do a cardiologist roleplay? :)

@AmyKayASMR

5 жыл бұрын

I'll be sure to add it to my list!

@karenpewter925

5 жыл бұрын

Amy Kay ASMR thank you!!

You will never domesticate feral sub geniuses!!!

Tentacle furby cat poster

So me being the over achiever that I am, has figured out several of the letters in the alien alphabet

I'd end up in the coomer extraction facility.

now im surprised they didnt say earth died

👍

You should sell those posters!

@AmyKayASMR

5 жыл бұрын

That would be so cool!

"Shall we start the examination?" Me: "Yes, buuuut what have you done with shawn mendes and the Dolan twins?"

@dust195

4 жыл бұрын

Hopefully they’ve been burned at the staked

So did the Combine invade us? If so, turn me into a ***COMBINE CHARGER N O W, PLEASE AND T H A N K Y O U***

It sounds like an insult. "Since you can't do anything, let's stick you in a figurehead position where you do very little of value."

We have some vision in the dark. Its very grey no color

I always pass video smell tests...I would the fail the in person ones. I couldnt recognize those smells if my life dependent on it. Also. I can see pretty good in the dark. I enjoy the dark more than the light. But I dont have night vision or infrared vision. And to answer the what were you good at in school. Getting into trouble. Bit of a troublemaker rogue class of student. :D

Well, time to start up X-Com again.

BURN THE XENOS IN HOLY FIRE LET THEM FEEL THE RIGHTEOUS FIRES OF THE IMPERIUM OF MAN! FO THE EMPEROR!!! -loads Bolter with religious intentions and puts on a jeeps worth of steel armour whilst growing a third lung and second heart-

@bingussupporter216

4 жыл бұрын

Warframe reference?

@devonrider3406

4 жыл бұрын

Stealth Bloodlust no, it was warhammer but still. I love warframe

I love the glitter on you're face amy it has that nice shine to it,it goes well with you're face not mine because I'm too masculine🤣😂

Master Amy Qween goddess you are great more please.😊Rick.

Soo all humans didnt really make the cut then.

What if our roll in the government of space is to be entertaining by the stupid and cool stuff we do like the invention of cell phones and now we have memes.

you will be digging holes in caves

jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja

Me, who doesn't like humans or the way this is going, "oh good, sure, whatever you want let's try it" 😅

@kelsqi-books4835

2 жыл бұрын

Wait im not the 1st human? There was another one before me... he didn't have tentacles either...did he?" 😳 Oh no.

@kelsqi-books4835

2 жыл бұрын

As a waitress with chronic health issues I love my new job thanks sounds relaxing. 🤣🤣

Please

I hope im designated into civil protection. I hear they get extra rations and have reproductive simulation therapies

Welp time to Revolt against this government now...

You are so beautiful I love your shiny gorgeous face

All this "designation" stuff aside, I'd better keep getting paid for the work I put in. Or you'll find out how fast we humans can organize what's called an "insurrection". 😈

Purchased from who? Seriously, who sold the Earth to a alien government?

@scrooge1913

4 жыл бұрын

My guess is that it was kind of like Europeans showing up in the America's and being like, "Hey here's some stuff and btw we have property rights now". So probably some poor sap was offered a super cool alien scepter, accepted it and boom that person just sold our planet to the galactic government.

@mattlawrence6077

4 жыл бұрын

Millennials

I feel disabled

Iilove you ii want you

Bj

No

New world order I guess...just don’t make me scrub toilets or clean up feces.

FUN FACT! Earth doesn't have an overpopulation problem! We have capitalism... Which is much worse :Pensive:

Is Doctor Kay a female of their species? I don't want to misgender them.