*asmongold watches someone play a game* *the person he watches joins his stream, watching him watch them play the game* Happens in basically every video lol

@DecayedPony

5 жыл бұрын

Most of these people are low viewer streamers, probably live the same time he is, chats spamming Asmon's watching. Ofc you're gonna check it out.

“Vordt is hard” “Nameless is a genuinely easy boss” Dude. Come on. Stop kidding yourself

@TheForeverFalcon

4 жыл бұрын

@Erick-Emil Szelitzky Asmon hard struggled with nameless king, he only finds him easy because he practised the boss so much. NK lacks a surprise factor so once you get his timing down he can't touch you - making him seem very easy; that's how Asmon likely feels.

@blodcraftx6338

4 жыл бұрын

Midir is easier than nameless king tbh

@dennislief4044

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheForeverFalcon so like every boss?

@TheForeverFalcon

4 жыл бұрын

@@dennislief4044 Pretty much, I personally thought that Nameless King was easier to adapt to than the other bosses because he doesn't vary his timings as much.

@taniksholdinganarchy4081

4 жыл бұрын

I beat nameless first with a friend

“Midir is easy to avoid” even tho it took him like 50 tries

Blind people must love asmongold

@Lucas22780

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah isn't it just so entertaining to hear him ramble incoherently

@Bongobongobongobongo

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, as a blind person, his commentary through the videos is immensely helpful. I love speedruns, but I never understand exactly what's going on until I found asmongold!

@louyki

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bongobongobongobongo how you typing?? Jk lol

"There's 27 thousand of you fuckers in chat and only 12 hundred of you subscribed?" Reminds me of when Country Joe sang Fixin to Die Rag at Woodstock.

I didn't know Tom Hardy was so good at this game

huh thats the first time I've heard someone brag about killing Wolnir

So many negative people. He played wow for like 12 years and finally played dark souls. It was a fun ride.

If asmond thinks this is crazy then he obviously hasn't seen lobos jr yet

@shinoto.

5 жыл бұрын

Lobos is Bestbos

@redraizel4024

5 жыл бұрын

The fist only Ludwig is my favourite video of all time.

@sensefunhouse8586

4 жыл бұрын

uHm It'S aCtUaLlY LoBoSjR NoT lObOs Jr

@huckthatdish

4 жыл бұрын

Lobos cosplaying as the doll from Bloodborne is best lobos

@mowgli7612

4 жыл бұрын

Nemz >>

28:50 "Cheezus man" LOL

"Imagine having a world record in something" FeelsRainMan

“I had a really hard time on Vordt” Literally one of the easiest bosses in the entire game. I love asmon 😂

@DickOswald

5 жыл бұрын

I just commented it and i saw this XD

@thewretch4081

4 жыл бұрын

No, I have several playthroughs and the only 3 bosses that give me trouble are vordt, nameless and soul of cinder

@JM-mh6de

4 жыл бұрын

@@thewretch4081 bruh how, just go under vorts legs

@thewretch4081

4 жыл бұрын

@@JM-mh6de I can't dude, not on second phase

@neolithicera2956

4 жыл бұрын

@@thewretch4081 I'm sure you're aware but I find it best to let him breathe ice, then attack him in his back.

I love watching Asmon's streams and seeing him struggle with bosses and then talk big shit here like he first tried them XD

I love the reaction here because I know exactly what this guy Is thinking after playing this god forsaken game. It can be so hard at times.

I had the same strategy I just stood there and took the damage 😂😂😂😂

Holy shit I've played a lot of dark souls and watched a lot of DS speedruns and never knew about 17:00

**Visible confusion intensifies**

Has he watched any of Tolomeo's Level 1 NG+7 no rolling, blocking, parrying etc boss kills yet?

@kiksiidiriiksii7194

4 жыл бұрын

No, that’d be “Too long for him.”

@internetcrip6391

3 жыл бұрын

The fact somebody is still level 1 in ng+7 in this game just makes my balls ache

someone should tell him about hob

I’m new to dark souls but what weapon was he using the duel fire boys? Only beat 2 bosses so I’m not that far or good

@HZTV1

4 жыл бұрын

Sellsword twinblades

@matty6796

4 жыл бұрын

You start with it in a certain class

@endefisto123

4 жыл бұрын

@@matty6796 No you don't. They is a class you start with twinblades, but the Sellsword Twinblades are better damage and better scaling than those starting weapons. Forgot the class though.

@matty6796

4 жыл бұрын

@@endefisto123 it's the mercenary

@endefisto123

4 жыл бұрын

@@matty6796 Thank you.

You should totally do a non-blind playthrough with quick-roll and your gathered knowledge of the game. I'd love to see how much you have improved since you first turned on one of these games. Thing is, it won't even take incredibly long. On my first playthrough I took my time and tried to scan every corner for secrets and items, but when you know where everything is and what you need to do, it's much faster. I went from like 90 hours on my first playthrough to 9 on my second. Not having to carefully crawl around and search for the next bonfire, but instead just running straight to it saves SO MUCH TIME. Also I love that you're doing this DS thing. It aligns so terribly well with people being fed up with WoW and finding a game that has a proper challenge/reward ratio. DS is just amazing and I wish WoW would go back to fucking you up the ass all day but feeling fantastic when you finally pull through.

@francisdimaano2350

5 жыл бұрын

Wurstw4sser You realise this isn’t asmondgolds channel so he won’t see this right?

@DalaihLamer

5 жыл бұрын

@@francisdimaano2350 thx for the headsup, I landed here through a chain of videos starting from his channel and just assumed I'm still on it

@kevinheitmann1968

5 жыл бұрын

And yet people are hating on him playing DS finding things difficult when imo shows people the game who maybe didnt know it before.

Wait. What? Okay. My man's favorite words.

How is everything mind blowing to this guy lol

some of the ashen ones are invincible

It took me almost a whole year to beat the game, including a 3 months break from the nameless king to regroup... then I played god of war in god mode and that took 1 week....

Yorm is really fun to kill without the sword

asmongold watches someone smart play Dark Souls 3.

Asmongold is basically a 4 year old in a mans body. - He sucks at everything - His mind is blown by literally everything - He feels the need to say the same thing over and over again in a matter of seconds - He tries to act like he knows everything when clearly he has no clue what he’s talking about - He’s annoying to listen to after just 4 seconds

@placeholder447

4 жыл бұрын

Sound like your just mad that ur bad

@bigboichris5743

4 жыл бұрын

@@placeholder447 thats the shitest insult ever, hes right, asmon tries to act like he knows everything

@placeholder447

4 жыл бұрын

Big Boi Chris no he doesn’t lul

@tashi32_

4 жыл бұрын

you know hes hamming everything up and doing it to be funny youre one of those people that literally cant understand sarcasm and thats just fucking sad... It must suck to be you.

@sebbe3391

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigboichris5743 Asmon acts dumb for entertainment. Asmongold is just a character.

This man literally has the attention span of a 5 year old

*chat spams good luck after a video of guy setting world record run tells them not to or he'll fail*

How did the first one count if he died?

Osmans Reactions: “Oh what the FuCK?” “Whoa wait!” “”Ok”

In 1hr, i can´t even get to carthus lol

Gained 3k subs since asmon subbed to him

@Onthebrink5

5 жыл бұрын

Yep, idiots follow idols.

@danieldebod2663

5 жыл бұрын

@@Onthebrink5 lol wtf

@GodsTodd

4 жыл бұрын

@@danieldebod2663 its true

RAP GOD

Yo, that sub link was fucking wholesome.

Hey if i were to buy one of those games and play for the first time then which one

@empty2110

5 жыл бұрын

Bigg Wassup what game

@fajitasbro

5 жыл бұрын

@@empty2110 one of the dark souls games

@empty2110

5 жыл бұрын

Bigg Wassup play them in order i guess

@francisdimaano2350

5 жыл бұрын

Bigg Wassup id play ds2 1st because it has basically nothing similar to the other games, and then play ds1 then ds3.

@prototane

5 жыл бұрын

Bigg Wassup I’d recommend to do them in order since there is a sort of continuity between them

3:29 is the funniest part for real 😂😂😂😂

it was here that asmongold learned that All Bosses does NOT mean NMG

GOOD LUCK!!!!

God can he be annoying sometimes I mean, does he not know what dodging is?

@mkpods1156

5 жыл бұрын

he only played wow until recently what do you expect?

@VASEA0000

5 жыл бұрын

That's actually a gimmick. Act dumb for entertainment and views. For some reason people love seeing this that's why he's doing it.

@Ardious

5 жыл бұрын

@@VASEA0000 The viewers want to feel less inferior.

@morten5939

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ardious and actually this is the same reason why Sir Arthur Conan Doyle wrote in Dr Watson in Sherlock Holmes; Watson is more stupid than the reader so that we can feel like we understand it before someone else in the book we respect. This is also why "journalism" is so prevalent in observer-culture as they play the same role; the stupid person that relay information from a much superior person.

What's up with his 'wyvern' pronunciation? haha :'D

If you call him a parry god you havent seen fighter. Sure hes a troll but he is damn good at parrying.

So he doesn't know the difference between avoid and evade... Since he seems to substitute the former for the latter.

Asmon has the making of a true souls player. He already has the wolf’s opener and nameless’s three hit combo memorized, which is really all there is to it

Using the normal inputs assigned by devs to navigate playable areas presented by the devs: - That's cheating!

You can get the storm ruler by killing onion on the first encounter

@amadeodante

4 жыл бұрын

Joe Leroy you monster

The face you make when you realise you're no good .

Guys, Vordt is hard if you don't get under him. Like, if you don't know how to fight him and don't stick to his underside and his big fat armored ass, Vordt is legitimately tough to beat so early in the game if you're new because his attacks are so quick and his mace is massive. If you fight hit by staying in front of him and actually legitimately try to dodge every single one of his attacks he's next to impossible if you're actually new to the game. Vordt should only be fought one way, if you fight him any other way he's a legit pain in the ass. Granted, it shouldn't be hard to figure out how you're supposed to fight him, since that's the premier way to cheese most of the bosses in the Souls series, but Asmon has his moments of baffling stupidity so what can you do.

tornado

But Nemz 38 is dark souls God!!!

@prototane

5 жыл бұрын

Klaus Kon I don’t really get why he didn’t watch Nemz’s since it’s the world record rn

@Nick-mp1zh

5 жыл бұрын

This was still the record when he watched it, or the record had _just_ been broken so he ended up watching this one instead. The difference is about 30 seconds, so it doesn't really matter

@huskerdoggo

5 жыл бұрын

@@Nick-mp1zh no it wasnt. He even clicked on the correct ab wr first then switched to colt after any% cause he thinks nemz is toxic

@kevinheitmann1968

5 жыл бұрын

@@huskerdoggo he said he preferd a run with a facecam

This dude is tom hardy

where is DS1 playthrough?

@seancampbell6292

5 жыл бұрын

He beat it already

@jasonh1158

5 жыл бұрын

@@seancampbell6292 i know, but the vids of the playthrough have stopped at 19 and now he only shows DS3, i wanna watch the rest of DS1 :(

@seancampbell6292

5 жыл бұрын

might be able to find them on his Twitch

wow, they so good at this fight. well... they clock in 2000 hours, being bad at it is nearly impossible for them. 5 hours retry for first run is normal.

How many went and looked up God's Loophole cuz of this? 🤣😂

Nameless King easy. Vordt hardest boss. I like that logic

Parry is quite easy

is it legit?? resins on an infused weapon? am I missing something?

@WeaselSpanzor

5 жыл бұрын

You can use resins on any infused weapon with sharp, refined, heavy, raw and hollow infusions, anything else is a no go.

@altunovaz

5 жыл бұрын

he is using a glitch to use resins on a fire longsword

@DrnMontemayor

5 жыл бұрын

It's a dupe glitch. That's why you see him drop an item and do what looks like throwing a knife. It's due to how inputs work in the game that you can do that. And then the run uses Sharp Sellswords. All physical infusions can be buffed.

@Piklzzz

5 жыл бұрын

@@DrnMontemayor I thought From patched action queue glitches

@saassas5879

5 жыл бұрын

@@Piklzzz they must run on an old patch then

tfw he skips past the coolest skips in the run and just watches the boss fights

@harrymartin7596

5 жыл бұрын

Patrick Selent shut up nigga

I did the same build only my time was like 2 hours ...

khalid

1:50 You're nowhere near the best, buddy

bury a friend

cares if he gets tweeted by a corp who sold out to amazon

All the reg boses on ds3 are easy as fuck the dancer is probaly the hardest out them

I had vordt first try ever lol its one of the most boring bosses of ds3

Crazy how you monetise this shit tho

Did Asmongold just call a Wyvern, a "Whi-Vern", it is pronounced "Why-vern" my guy

Bruh i play dark souls 3 i always parry gundyr cous its faster too kill him and im 12 wtf itsss easy asmongold

@alucard8464

4 жыл бұрын

I could parry Indux Gundyr but champion in second phase was too quick for me and I'm scared to take the damage because I don't want to die. Even though I suck at the game I'm at least better than this guy

I dont want to be that guy that's like dark souls is easy!!! But in comparison I find dark souls 3 the easiest of them all, next to dark souls 2. Most main bosses in both games you can summon a phantom to take aggro while you hit big dick damage in the background. Easy peasy. Dark souls 1 on the other hand I had the hardest time with.

kzread.info/dash/bejne/hqaWpqZwn9HYYNI.html this is how its done 😂

1st

I know these speedrunners have godly gaming skills, but it feels lame seeing them killing glitched bosses.

@jojolafrite90

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it would have been better if all these skips and glitches weren't there.

@alexanderelfpmek

5 жыл бұрын

If you want no glitches when watch Ds3 all bossed no glitch /glitchless

nice fcking speedrun, died in 2 minutes

@francisdimaano2350

5 жыл бұрын

Fatal1T people make mistakes, and he restarted the run when that happened, geeze you’re a buzzkill

@thizlam4810

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao as if you could ever accomplish anything near this impressive 😂

All of these world record bs is just cheater popularity. Sigh next.

That's cool but I can't stand people who talk like every sentence is a question.

After you have done the run 700 times asmon you have no reason to pop off. Darksouls and all other games from fromsoft are not hard you just need to take time to learn from your mistakes

Good to know the dark souls community is still as toxic as ever

@randomname5118

4 жыл бұрын

Well is not toxic at all bcuz asmongold said that nameless or Gael or midir are easy when he died a lot and then he acts like he is a pro an example is when he said even the pros fall he was indirectly saying that he is a pro and overall he just puts excuses all the time like "if the boss did the combo he did to me he would be dead" and then he thinks that a weapon is op just because someone who is more skillful than him uses it

@randomname5118

4 жыл бұрын

And now the community is not that toxic considering that most comments are old

Glitchless legit speedruns are less irritating to watch :P

They are all easy without the cheap tricks lol ds3 bosses are a joke with exeption of slave knight gael and dark dragon

he should've instead watching all boss no hit run. Cause all speed run of dark souls are more or less using glitches and does not fully focusing on what the game are suppose to be played

@Lautaro-it9nd

5 жыл бұрын

"Suppose to be played"

@itsuk1_1

5 жыл бұрын

@@Lautaro-it9nd yes

@shyguyzero937

5 жыл бұрын

"Suppose to be played" No hit runs are boring to watch and full of lame tactics. (imo) If you think thats how the game devs intended the game to be played, then there wouldnt be any Healing Items in the first place and you would run around with 1 HP ,because you arent supposed to get hit right? Let people play the game how they want to, thats what makes RPGs and Souls Games so great, and if you like to play like a "no-hit" runner thats fine, but dont act like its the "supposed" way to play Souls Games.

@vBurnedWins

4 жыл бұрын

Anthony J why stifle creativity into playing “the right way” why not play the fun way. Fun changes depending on the person

You know your a true casul when you think vordt is hard, calls rolls "avoids" and reposte and backstabs "executes" 😑 stick to whatever game your known for

@kevinheitmann1968

5 жыл бұрын

So what if he's a casual? He mainly played/plays WoW and does some variety now and then and shows people games they maybe havent seen before jeez

@KevinMichael

5 жыл бұрын

@@kevinheitmann1968 casul*

@ultrainstinctyamcha5133

5 жыл бұрын

Lol the dark souls community does not want you.

@vBurnedWins

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin Heitmann I know I’m late but ignore these toxic nerds. I love that this guy gave more than one shoutout and linked to the runner. It’s also funny seeing how mind blown he is at these speed strats