"And I form the Infinity Gauntlet of Virginity." Lol

@pkswty

3 жыл бұрын

Best line 😂

@denny8360

3 жыл бұрын

if only he was poor

@Drunkledore

3 жыл бұрын

I mean.... he dated PinkSparkles for like over a year or something...

@inciacci549

3 жыл бұрын

@@denny8360 The fact that he's rich nullifies the Exodia.

@inciacci549

3 жыл бұрын

@@Drunkledore The only reason that ever happened was for the attention it generated. Zack's lucky they never went beyond that or he'd have been cleaned out by family courts.

let's be honest balding memes, mount offs and Asmongold's relatability are why we love watching Asmongold

@odg1190

3 жыл бұрын

@Blue .Barrymore Just because he's relatable doesn't mean every aspect is. Most people don't have a bugsnax IRL island on their shelf.

@forexalised9053

3 жыл бұрын

​@Blue .Barrymore That's the dumbest shit I've read this morning Barry, fuck off back to school.

@VideoGameManiac8

3 жыл бұрын

I watch him because I am trying to understand how boys work.

@Sasatern

3 жыл бұрын

Dude I don't even play wow but I love his stream

@MattThe1in27-1Hamill

3 жыл бұрын

I’m slowly asmongolding myself but I still find the balding memes hilarious 😂

15:41 They are just mald about the fact that men nowadays can find more joy in playing games than spending time with a woman. The main reason I look up to Asmon is because he is not a fake guy and lives his life the way he wants to without caring about what other people think and thats important to me.

@leontamm994

3 жыл бұрын

@@lawlestest very true

@musicenjoyer

3 жыл бұрын

lol . imagine if he cant use his computer, he wouldn't survive. this is such a warped view on someone lol

@AstralSapling

3 жыл бұрын

@@musicenjoyer That has got to be the single most contrived statement I've encountered all week.

@Finish303

3 жыл бұрын

@@lawlestest I got the same comments till everybody got their own jobs as adults, "Why aren't you wearing branded clothing? You didn't get the latest Fifa?!".

@musicenjoyer

3 жыл бұрын

@@AstralSapling kek , just look at the 'real life vids' of him, its a fucking fiend ! he's insecure, seems depressed ( and justifies it with his rational thinking and he does a good job ) just look how deprived he is from healthy and natural life circumstances x) so obv

“He’s got hawkstrider legs” I lost it at that

imagine being a redditor calling someone else low value

@goldeneagle2066

3 жыл бұрын

Right!

@GIitchclan12

3 жыл бұрын

High Caloric Value Female to you mister.

@Spiderqueen69

3 жыл бұрын

yeah most girls think they are a gift from god lol

@V1489Cygni

2 жыл бұрын

"if you want love, lowers your expectations _a few_ because prince charming would never settle for you"

As someone who got expelled twice for missing too much school to play wow and modern warfare 2 I give this story a certified REAL stamp of approval

to be honest ive never played WoW, watched WoW, or watched any of asmonbald's streams, i literally just watch this channel for the memes in the subreddit

@DiegooLeiva

3 жыл бұрын

the chat is also hilarious

@Anri6547

3 жыл бұрын

same :D i dont know why but i like him very much :D

Thumbnail: AsmonOld

@alphatubitron9533

3 жыл бұрын

*The Baldy* has become *An Oldie.*

@boursalizakariya5010

3 жыл бұрын

More like asmonbold

All those supposed alphas on the dating reddit somehow missed the fact that Asmon dated Pink sparkles and made her move into his "lair"... while they're at the bar rating girls and discussing energy fields

@zaishijunior9455

2 жыл бұрын

@@Carriesue1982 "female friends"

@JackTHall-ji1qb

Жыл бұрын

FDS is a femcel sub

Watching him is like chillin with one of my texas cousins..(im from Okc ),I dont play WoW ,had no idea what a transmog even was but his relatability has been awsome for lockdown blues ..thanks Asmon

@toxictator4561

3 жыл бұрын

If you havent ever tryed living like someone with agoraphobia while not showering ,or changing clothes or if uve never slept next to moldy takeout mountain for a couple of weeks have you really lived ?Can you really find value in the "finer thangs" ? food for thought -the mold of course.

@Neerus2007

3 жыл бұрын

@@toxictator4561 I like the way you think man

"It was so nasty" plot twist: it still is

Imagine having such an amazing mother that you decide to skip school because you failed to kill the Lich King and she's just like "want some cupcakes and bacon"? XDDDDDDDD

@lerpy4338

3 жыл бұрын

How is that a good mom she litterly rewarded bad behavior

@zaishijunior9455

2 жыл бұрын

@@lerpy4338 His "bad behaviour" made his career.

9:29 "He got them hawkstrider legs" lmfaooo

FDS: "nooo you can't just live like that it's disgusting and you'll repel women always!" Asmon: "I know."

16:59 gods the music so often fits the theme, that’s why I love Asmon’s streams sometimes

asmon continue being positive and being you dude, it's hypocritical from those guys to keep saying negative things about you, they just envy your good content and ways to make people laugh and their life better.

@punkrockmonke7185

3 жыл бұрын

LULW TRUE

im gonna have that "wtf dude" song in my head now, is it on spotify?

Dude these Reddit recaps are legit my fav videos on KZread. I die everytime. Hahah the mighty brutasor was so fuckin random I loved it.

HAHAH I love this guy "The Infinity Gauntlet of Virginity" HAHAAH

When I’m having a shitty day, come home and watch some asmon’s replay. Never disappoints 👍🏻

3:27 That's not a Literal God, that's an Outer God. Now I can't stop thinking of Asmongold as Nyarlathotep on vacation.

The dating part made me laugh. Wait until they find out how much money he has 🤣

2:53 omg the insignia on the crown. 😂♈️

me: i wonder what to watch while i eat, oh look asmon has a new video the video: BUGSNAX

9:25 i was drinking milk LMFAO

THe tea bag at the end from tiger panda is fucin GREAT

Asmon just pulled the reverse card on FDS.

LOL when he held his leg up to his stream and got upset with his chat for comparing it to a deer's leg.

I lost it at that heroic leap over to Datcritcray lol

I always wondered if a female version of "incel" exists. 16:40: yep

It will be sad to see tigerpanda go if he stops going in the transmog compz

The heroic leap away from tiger panda was pretty amazing.

I just searched the girl subreddit. God that was a mistake.

@Crobian

3 жыл бұрын

Same lmao, funny to read how pathetic they are though

@ghostbutterfly

3 жыл бұрын

@@Crobian Lol, they are incels, what do you expect?

@ndaemon1718

3 жыл бұрын

@Jackerson117 kinda like your comment then? :)

That WTF DOOD song was actually lit, nice job

that video of tiger panda missed the legendary moment when tiger panda finally got a top5 placement with an actually good set. props to that legend.

10:44 belongs in Rick and Morty.

18:40 lmaoooooooooooo im dead

PinkSparkles came in late in chat PepeLaugh

Gotta admit admin has a confidence of pure steel, nothing brings him down. I don’t think I’d take an entire Reddit post making fun that well

imagine if all of the junk in his room are actually props that are actually clean and all of it are just for the immersion of being a neet

Tobi Eye Tracker should track how many times he raises his eye brows.

Picture of him bald seems super legit lmfao

Reddit Recaps are the best Asmongold content IMO. Please never stop doing these dude

Would still watch Asmon til he was that old in the thumbnail , I wish we were all here and he'd still stream by that time.

It's true though - I've been watching in my isolation days too! You get me through the week!

19:00 The man went from neckbeard pale to beet red in an instant. Condolences Asmon

@Crobian

3 жыл бұрын

Asmongold is the only reason anyone knows about that loser's shit game that will flop hard.

LMAO THE INFINITY GAUNTLET OF VIRGINITY; I LOST IT

18:38 he can't even deal with his hypothetical age, try 90 years old on that picture, not 60

The one with Bald juice made me crack the frick up..

it's nice to see him having fun with viewers

I only hope asmongold can stay this relaxed about being mocked around every fucking corner... feel a bit bad for him that everyone is targeting his weak spots.. one of these days it will get to him. I Personaly think he is a good looking guy. Stay strong Zack.

@leany6298

3 жыл бұрын

id much rather be him, an honest humble guy, rather than one of those fake asshole know it all's that try to diss him.

@frankvanpaassen8229

3 жыл бұрын

@@leany6298 big true. He is a great guy.

@kimmogensen4888

3 жыл бұрын

@@frankvanpaassen8229 asmongold is self confidence, he knows he’s more successful, then the ones who’s mocking him. He might not have ++ physical looks, but he is funny and has lot’s of charisma 😊

@frankvanpaassen8229

3 жыл бұрын

Can see there are still good guys around. Awesome :D

I'm balding too

What a thumbnail. I wanna see how Asmong look like 30+ years from now on!

The Woo Ping Weapon Master channel must have more followers and likes in his videos. Very nice animations!

''... and with this I create the infinity gauntlet of virginity'' How can you not love this dood, I mean shit this is pure gold

Hello fellas, what is the actor´s name on the right at 21:02? I know I recently watched a movie with him in it and it was fine but I can´t recall his name. I couldn´t find him through the Wired playlist :(

i just want to point out that our bald king is still rockin the same chair as he was in the 4 year ago stream he is reviewing - either we need to come together and get him another chair or we need to find out what kind of chair it is and get one

THIS SHIT MADE ME CRY AT 5AM LAUGHING

1:47 thats me lol

*HighFive* to who ever edits these videos (is it still CatDanny?!), smooth AF transitions.. can't even tell its multiple videos edited together sometimes.

One thing i admire about Asmongold and i've never seen it mentioned in any comments about him are his eyebrows which seem to have a live of their own.

Asmon looks like loki out of vikings beast mode

Broo , it's so funny that he actually cares that mutch about his hair.. I always wanted to get an ass-long rasta , but started balding when I was 18. At the age of 20 I decided to cut it complete bald. And i'm still happy with it. A balding man looks mutch worse then an actually bald man , right?

@Alexander-LH

3 жыл бұрын

Idk man i shaved my hair off and never found it good. Guess my face does not make up for it 😂😭

@GeG3JZiR

3 жыл бұрын

Yeeah, when I shaved it off i was phaat as hell, through diets and lifestyle changes(less wow, more workouts) i went down to 15%bodyfat , and below that you’r just handsome, can’t do anything about it..

@Alexander-LH

3 жыл бұрын

@@GeG3JZiR Thanks man, just need to get back up on my feet and change my lifestyle habits. Then gonna go for a full shave again.

@GeG3JZiR

3 жыл бұрын

Alex , Shadowlands is out in 2 days.. I don’t think that lifestyle changes are going to happen for both of us 😂 just look after yourself and it’s gonna be fine. Bald man are handsome.

11:35 I didn't know Tommy Chong made a guest appearance on his stream.

20:01 made me cry of laughter fucking hell xD

3:25 which zone music is this please?

I actually laughed at "bald juice"

We should start posting bald memes where he has craters in his head, so when he goes bald it can only be better than what we posted.

What game was it when he was attacking the big fire worm thingy?

that ended on a high note.

Thanks somebody make this video about our mr. tiger Panda, This is story how that guy became MEME and it is fkin epic! :D

One of the funniest things I've ever seen. Love you Asmon. WTF DOOOOOOD?! lmao

25:30 Jeff looks like a mexican shrek.

This honestly a great video. QUALITY MAN

These bald jokes will never get old🤣🤣

what is the the background music at 3:17

someone please tell me the song at 9:00. I treid searching "asmongold anthem" but I cant find it.

whats the name of the background music at 3:20

I laughed so much at that brutosaur one so hard!

15:35

Keep being you man. We love you Zach.

Admin gold in Thumb nail looks like Saruman from Lotr

Have a tigerpanda transmog competition

10:00 I thought it was Dostoevsky

That's not him in 5 years, that's him in 3 expansions.

17:00 Long live Asmon.

Doooooooood 10:43 IM FUCKING CRYING HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

11:43 what game was that?

17:28 Thank you

I definitely just got expelled for vanilla in 10th grade and had to do dropout recovery. Life choices. Life choices. I do it again lol.

11:52 Image from Thumbnail

what happened to mcconnell? feel like i havent heard him in a video recently

@apenasalguem8441

3 жыл бұрын

If you knoe something about please tell me here, i'm curious too

@librask3009

3 жыл бұрын

Seems like McConnell is taking a break from retail WoW. He’s been playing among us and diablo with others but still show up in classic raids every week. He rarely joins the stream and last time he did, he was venting about retail.

I hate how basically the only joke the chat's got on Asmon is that he's bald and aging. Yay, this dude is closer to imminent demise every second of his existence! Like, come on, man, he's probably been hearing that since your dad was born. For the last 40 years at least

Is this KZread channel his or fan channel dedicated to him?

The thumbnail is proof that Asmongold is not balding

Such a sweet mom

12:01 Unfortunately, without help, he may not live this age. Zack would need expert help.

I NEED a shirt with "SAME" written on it. Same shirt.

@VideoGameManiac8

3 жыл бұрын

If I get one as well I will have the same shirt too!

@TheDaxter11

3 жыл бұрын

@@VideoGameManiac8 imagine coming across someone else who's also wearing a same shirt. "Hey, same shirt!"

@VideoGameManiac8

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheDaxter11 Yea its just a funny idea

That thumbnail looked like my uncle. Had to do a double take 😨

@ 12.10 . when asmonds eyebrows move its serious. :D