The crazy part is this feels like way older country with the fiddle and telling a story. Least she got her beer.

@user-ri9jx6lc6b

Ай бұрын

For sister need a cold after a ball being stuck ouch

@wookiemart

Ай бұрын

yeah but she broke the classic country music rule... she didn't stand by her man.

@zincorium1

Ай бұрын

@@wookiemart I think becoming a eunuch right in front of her might void that particular warranty.

@jamesjacobs8864

Ай бұрын

Where do you think AI learned country from?

@jacobhargiss9909

Ай бұрын

90's country.

"I'm caught between two different rooms" is just such good writing!

"Oh there's my beer, I'm going home" lmao

"Oh sweet Mary, I can't breathe!" Me neither, but for a very different reason.

@calvincash8918

Ай бұрын

WOAHHHH THEREEE

@foxfire8284

Ай бұрын

As in laughing their ass off.....or in the AI song's case, their ​glue balloons@@calvincash8918

This is AMAZING! Needs at least one more verse and it'd be radio ready!!!

@Xarthery

Ай бұрын

A verse of him waking up and realizing the lady left. Then it'll be perfect.

@darkblade7579

Ай бұрын

I agree! Does she get him help? Or does she in fact go home and leave him wedged in the door? The suspense is too much XD

@gee.gee.

Ай бұрын

He's evidently no good to her now, she might as well go home

@steaminghottake6221

Ай бұрын

I don't know how long, it could've been days, I woke up later in a foggy haze, Crying like a baby and thirsty and sore, I looked up and saw my dong in the door, I felt my crotch and found vacant space, where my stones shoulda been resting in place, I hollered for my girl to help me up, and I noticed my nuts floating in a big red cup, They were next to a note my girl had writ, Said she couldn't be with dude missing his nuts and dick, So she soaked my nuts in cup of beer, then grabbed her boots and guns and got outta there. Now it's six months later, I'm a man undone. Dreaming about the days when I was well hung. I don't miss it though and I think of it less, now that I look smoking hot in a little black dress. and I got my revenge on my fleeing ex, cause I[m going on a date with her cousin Rex!

@sgtslaughter54

Ай бұрын

​@@XartheryIf it's a proper country song he'd probably be more angry that she took the beer than her leaving.

Here's the missing third strophe, written from the POV of an ER medic... Alright, buddy, heard your call, I'm at the scene, giving it my all, Saw you lying in a world of pain, That door's a menace, it's insane. You're breathing shallow - stay with me - I've got the tools to set you free, With my hand I pry it loose, Man, your story sure is some news. This accident, well, it changed your tune, Now you sing high like a country croon, That door might've won the first round, true But it gave a voice to you!

@zacherymartin3515

Ай бұрын

This is epic!!

@esq73

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😊

@12many4you

Ай бұрын

Top stuff

@alexanderwesthuis3486

Ай бұрын

my god, yes!!

@Fatherofheroesandheroines

Ай бұрын

Yeeehaaaa!

The best part is the female vocal comes in, sees the mess, grabs a beer, and then leaves. The most country a country song has ever been.

If this is the AI that is coming for country artists, I just might be OK with it.😂

@chilidogjudgesyou

Ай бұрын

Just cause you're not a fan of country doesn't mean it's not good

@matstermind

Ай бұрын

@@chilidogjudgesyou the problem is "country" nowadays is just rap, at best pop, but a far cry from actual country music

@chilidogjudgesyou

Ай бұрын

@matstermind what kind if country are you listening to , there's many station that plays country that sound country 🤔

@DapperDuckFr

17 күн бұрын

@@matstermind Preach.

@matstermind

17 күн бұрын

@@chilidogjudgesyou Yes, there are some stations around here that play real country, but the main "country" stations are playing songs such as "fancy like" and "Old Town road" that I can't stand, so I stopped listening to those stations entirely

I howled at “my country nuts”

My friend send this to me when i was in the ER for a similar incident. Literally yesterday.

@confusedwhale

Ай бұрын

I'm sorry for your glue balloons.

@strionic770

Ай бұрын

May I ask what happened to your chili beans

@unorthodoxmama1468

Ай бұрын

@@strionic770 Inflammation

@strionic770

Ай бұрын

@@unorthodoxmama1468 My condolences, brother. Get well soon

@unorthodoxmama1468

Ай бұрын

All good brother. I joke about it.

Finally KZread delivered something worth watching. This has such a 90’s early 2000’s country feel and is absolutely hilarious. I found my new RZR’n song to piss the neighbors off and my new ring tone.

Honestly, trying to watch him not lose it at the lyrics is the best part.

Glue Balloons Good lord almighty, I let out a holler Should have know better Not much of a scholar 👨🏻‍🏫 And walking through doorways I’m swinging them shut Cos I slammed that door on my country nuts! 🥜 I’m seeing stars 🤩 I’m loosing air Sound the alarm 🚨 and bring me a chair 🪑 I’m caught between two different rooms The door just crushed my glue balloons 🎈 Oh sweet Mary, I can’t breathe That door just smash my chilli beans 🫘 I’m stuck between can’t go no where I’m blacking out, I’m getting scared ~music Oh, what the gravy happened here? I just asked him to grab a beer 🍺. Now he’s unconscious on the floor There’s his pickle 🥒 in the door 🚪 I’m scared to ask if he’s alright? His eyes 👀 are red and face is white I think I’ll just leave him alone Oh, there’s my beer 🍺 ! I’m going home 🏠

@joshlips9661

Ай бұрын

Bless you, good patron of the internet!

@Fred_Nickles

Ай бұрын

​@Kuramiteru the short with captions has it as chili beans

@josie4065

Ай бұрын

Legend.

@pietadon

Ай бұрын

(new female singer) I'm walking through the front door, And there's my man passed out on the floor. It ain't like him to get this way from the sesh, But knowing his sister she put him to the test. I tripped over him sprawled out on the floor, And before I knew it slammed my clam on the door. Oh I let out a yell and grabbed my crotch, Lord God almighty pray for my box. I just know it's gonna burn when I whizz, Thank Christ I've already had my kids. My eyes are watering I'm out of breath, Oh why did you have to be day drinking with your ex.

@JesusFriedChrist

4 күн бұрын

@@KuramiteruIt sounds like chilli beans

lmfao teh best part about these is how you can keep playing the drums despite clearly dying inside from laughter at how ridiculous these sound xD

"Here's that beer I'm going home" 😂😂

I don’t know whose voices were used/simulated. But if a 2 minute version of this were available on iTunes… I’d gladly pay $1.29 for it. And I bet a lot of other folks would too.

If anyone needs to know, i found this song on spotify by Beats By AI and the song is called Sore From the Door XD

@hammerthrone1797

Ай бұрын

Thank you.

@jess_n_atx

Ай бұрын

So he didn't make it?

@rakusaigathepokemonranger2484

Ай бұрын

He credited beatsbyai

I’m dying over here right now. Can’t get enough of these, the best part is your face when the lyrics sink in. So good trying to keep it together

I fucking WEPT from laughing at this, it's so fucking funny

I can't listen to this without crying. BTW, could you get this AI to write a few more verses? It just doesn't sound complete and I'd like another minute of joy-filled suffering.

@nox22119

29 күн бұрын

Taris Sinclair posted in this comment section of a third verse from the POV of the ER guy helping the guy out. It's hilarious.

I havent been out of breath this bad in so long 🤣

Asking AI to create a banging country song… they give you banging comedy song hahahaha

@mndlessdrwer

Ай бұрын

There used to be an entire niche of the music industry for comedic country songs. So the AI isn't wrong.

If this was mane with a generative AI, then our mission has been successful. We have taught AI that when it hears the phrase "glue balloons" it should immediately think of balls.

Where can we find a full version? This is crack up!

@danger170388

Ай бұрын

This is the "full version"

@miriamweller812

Ай бұрын

Obviously finished. He crushed his country nuts while trying to get a beer for the lady, what knocked him out and the lady does not want to touch that mess, got her beer and went home. The end.

@visceralvik

Ай бұрын

Sore From The Door by Beats by AI, Spotify

Well, at least Skynet will wipe out all humanity while playing country hits on their loud speakers. I can't wait

Very funny. You popped up in my shorts feed, so now you have a subscriber and a thumbs up. Take it and love it!

Such a damn catchy song

This one is priceless. It'll go viral.

Beautiful... just beautiful. Brought a tear... tears to my eyes.

I'm imagining those spring loaded old swinging doors you can see over and under, and a guy just throwing em open confidently... Then a guy saying,"Yo, Steve's here!" Steve looks over, waving at his friend, the door swings shut and unfortunately the target of where it snaps shut is guy's glue balloons.

Funniest thing I've heard in a while. Love it. You're reaction was priceless too. Was right there with you.

Awesome content! Thanks for the love ❤

This unironically slaps

Only country song I'll ever be a fan of

@mkcnad4ever

Ай бұрын

Lol, ummm you MIGHT just want to reconsider that my good sir... Do yourself a favor abd look up Wheeler Walker Jr... You're welcome, btw. 😂

@mr_doublebutt

Ай бұрын

Im not gonna downvote, but you gotta expand your horizons! There are no bad genres - just bad songs.

@TomCei

Ай бұрын

Parked out by the Lake is another great country tune everyone who enjoys this video, should look up lol

@45-Lampkin-Lane

Ай бұрын

Friends in low places

@satiricalsniper2301

Ай бұрын

I’d suggest Fancy by Reba, Better Class of Losers by Randy Travis, and Trashy Women by Confederate Railroad

I had a late lunch and the full video popped up, being this early to the video is criminal , and the TikTok had me crying but this video has me dead 😂😂

AMAZING! this didn't go where I expected...it was SO much better! 😂

@rosalindsmith6103

Ай бұрын

His pickle ain't going anywhere now 😂😂😂😂

It actually sounds so good! It's truly amazing. I wish it was 3.5 minutes long lol.

I've been watching this over and over and over the last half hour.

It was hilarious watching you trying to keep it together as you and we heard the song for the first time and piecing it together. 😂

Sad part….Glue Balloons would probably be in the Top 10 of the Country Music Charts

@LainnaCohen

Ай бұрын

It's a bop! It should be.

Definitely want a longer version of this

I’ve been listening to this for the entire day! Way too funny. Amazing drumming by the way, but I’m sure you knew that haha

AI Country is quickly becoming a favourite genre of mine

Pure country gold my friend. Release this as a single and it'll go viral!!

anyone had this on a loop 🤣🤣🤣 its been a while since a heard funny shit like this Thx for that ( saw you on Facebook your face reaction had me in stiches 🤣🤣🤣 )

Saw your clips, had to sub. Been laughing my ass off ever since.

I swear, you got way more focus then I do playing the drums. I would be laughing my ass off and unable to do anything just listening to this.

I haven't laughed that hard in so long I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard.

Full version yes!

This is fantastic!

My man, this is a hit. Seriously.

This needs to be on all steaming platforms!

We need a full length version, PLEASE!!

needs the full version

Sounds like some song you'd learn at summer camp when you're 12: When you're sliding into first, and you feelin something burst...

This has no business being this good

Great idea thanks for a great content !

It is finally here let’s gooo

I've been alternately watching this video and Smooth as Silk for 2 hours and I still have tears in my eyes from laughing

not the pickle in the door, I can't

Ngl this is your best video so far

This almost killed me. I havent laughed that hard in awhile

This is the funniest thing I heard this year so far...

Beautiful just a masterpiece

This is prob my new favorite country song 🤘

This is the funniest song ever. Anytime I need to laugh till I cry it is this one. This is pure genius.

I cannot stop laughing, it is a real masterpiece! 🤣

A misheard lyric When I was a child, I had a fever My hands felt just like glue balloons -Comfortably numb, Pink Floyd

WHY IS IT SO GOOD😂😂😂

“That door just smashed my chili beans!” 🤣🤣

This is amazing! Genius Actually! 😅 this would definitely be a hit #1 on my list 😂

I need this on Spotify!!

WHAT THE GRAVY HAPPENED HERE

That song has potential for radio gold 😂 you absolutely should publish it

What AI website did you use to make this?

I need this to be on Spotify

@MrGrumbli

Ай бұрын

It already is. BeatsByAi is who originally made this song. This guy just drums to it without giving credit.

@DoobieKeebler28

Ай бұрын

@@MrGrumbli Thanks! That's pretty weak to not give credit, though.

2024, #1 fire song of the summer

You might just have hit there. I could count on one had the country songs I know of, and this one I will not soon forget about.

Holy shit. That is bloody funny as hell.

This fits in perfectly in my Playlist between the new post Malone and marshmallow bangers

The extended version: "inches all caught in the hinges" had me DYING

I love how this AI is always so enthusiastic about balls and farts.

pure country gold

im addicted to it

absolute hit!

PLEASE!!!!! MAKE THIS SONG LIKE ANOTHER 2 MINS LONGER WITH MORE VERSES AND CHORUS REPETITION. ITS F'ING AMAZING!!!

I haven’t laughed that hard in a couple months.

Love this 😂

I really need to hear the whole song finished. Great party song.

I really need this on Spotify !!!! This od soooo AMAZING!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤

Honestly a good song. ngl

this keeps getting stuck in my head so sometimes I wind up using google to find this video quickly there are a lot of videos about gluing balloons together you'd be surprised

I’m crying of laughter holy smokes

I’m blackin out…I’m getting scared. I’m fucking dying. This is an instant classic. We can all relate to crushing our chili beans in a door in some way shape or form.

This is a hit!

John Conner: "I think we're going to be OK now."

I demand a full length song and I will not leave until my ridiculous demands are satisfied!

This has the same feel of Watermelon Crawl with better lyrics.

Oh this IS a hit!

I already want to add it to my playlist. ❤😂