One of the greatest speeches of man kind hands down.

@bart4543

7 жыл бұрын

was thinking the same thing

@peterpignatello6165

4 жыл бұрын

Forget gettysburg address, agreed

quite possibly Artie's best bit ever.

No one can rant like Artie, God bless ya Art.

A 45 year old man havong a meltdown over chocolate milk. Priceless

Classic. Artie is one of the greatest storytellers out there

Artie was totally doing a howard stern-esq bit with shitting on his employees but he actually did It it good and it was hilarious lol

@Doomreb

8 жыл бұрын

+Sam Bogart he did a ton of howard stuff. still liked the show cause i like artie. he didn't totally howard it up. man its sad how much different howard is now. incredible. im also glad artie doesn't have the same insecurities that howard has so we get to hear arties voice naturally, not like howard's super bass mic to make him sound so deep.

@JSalonsky

7 жыл бұрын

This was Artie's stern show! It was soooo funnyy

Oh my God I cannot express just how much I miss this show, I pray Artie finally gets better and does something similar to this. I mean at 7:57 he calls 2 attractive blonde twins scumbags for ruining his chocolate milk LMAO

@guitarplayer30001

Жыл бұрын

haha

Artie walking off like he just went yard with that bit. 👏👏

Right up there with his rant on Bob Levy trolling the Internet for naive pale girls to pretend they are into fat guys.

Jesus christ Artie, lets hit em all while we still got the muscle.

RIP artie lange show

Direct TV should bring back the Artie Lange Show!

Seriously the best moment in entertainment ever. Artie is the best story teller ever

Only a truly funny guy could talk about chocolate milk for 10 min and get me to laugh 20 times. its a shame he cant get it together.

Artie's having a heroin induced choccy milk craving. Don't blame Em

I don't know a man on Earth that hasn't had one of those 8:06 moments.

I love how Artie was so critical to Richard about what constitutes a real pizza and then, when it comes to chocolate milk, "Quick" is real. Quick is as much real chocolate milk as Tang is real orange juice.

@Nyack101

6 жыл бұрын

Makes no sense, there is no authentic chocolate milk, no town is known as the Capital of Chocolate milk like NY is known for being the best pizza. dumb anaolgy

@ShintoDizzy

5 жыл бұрын

yeah but quick tastes great

@manifestgtr

6 ай бұрын

lol wtf…I didn’t know there were chocolate milk connoisseurs out there. How you even remember that and make the connection to claim hypocrisy is completely beyond me

May God bless you, mattzane227, for bringing this show to us.

Greatness. I'm always preaching the glory of a good chocolate milk. A&E Whole Choco Milk is #1

If Artie would have ANYTHING resembling a wing man through this bit...

this is fuxcking brilliant...

Try Darigold chocolate milk. A nice chocolate milk taste. Wholesome, not overly thick sweet consistency. Perfect for a chilled glass.

“I’m going to slowly try to break my own neck,” spins his head while saying it is.... Too funny

Flapjack + chocolate milk. The food combination of the gods.

Who’s this guy with the perfect nose?

@aaronaleal

4 жыл бұрын

Mike boschetti

I want a glass of chocolate milk now..not just any chocolate milk Artie's chocolate milk!

The greatest clip ever

Still the greatest moment

Loved this...

Don't mess with a man's chocolate milk!

"It was my childhood heroin."

Rivals Hitler. The twin with the long hair maaaaan goddess

I wish I could find Artie telling the story of that Apple gig he did. He got kicked out after his first joke. Does anyone remember that one? Or know where I can find it?

The greatest monologue of all time.

I am 45 years old now and Artie looks like my father in this clip. I still love him to death though.

This is awesome as ...

These scumbags. Never change, Artie. Be healthy and happy. Thats most important. But don't ever change.

This is amazing

I wanted to see them make the chocolate milk. There was a kitchen

I can see how Kinison has influenced Artie

great bit

sooooooo fine!

funny guy...... you get a Howard Stern feel out of this bit

Best video on youtube ever

"Chawclate milk"

Wow his sisters are gorgeous

drinking a chocolate milk as i listen

@ABCDuwachui

10 күн бұрын

Was that the last time you had it? Five years ago?

Nestle's Quik is the worst type of chocolate milk! Really did have a sad childhood!

Artie looks more like 65 here This is what drug addiction does to you. So sad.

@DerekOfRivia

Ай бұрын

65? Have you seen 65 year olds? At most he looks like a good 55 here.

That was funny!

best heroin ever?

@lickedbyflames8329

Жыл бұрын

Yes

what are these 2 girls functions on the show?

@MrElephantBeach

7 жыл бұрын

Alby Coppola They were production assistants. Basically did odd jobs.

He told them!

Unreal. What an incredible talent.

That girl on the left looks like a blond version of the chick from Indiana Jones and the lost ark.

@AikiDoge

10 жыл бұрын

najs bychyz

artie's impression of the twins was funnier'n sht

Finest moment in TV

God he's funny 1 of the best

Artie had two oedipal parents.

"I dont have herion anymore". Yes ya did art lol. He even nodded out on one of these shows lol. Im hoping he's doing well these days.

Jesus christ he's 45 here lol

Best

The twins are honestly failures on this show

BTW, for people who haven’t experienced the ol H, he’s on it, it’s that nice euphoric period right after u take it, when everything and everyone is beautiful. U get very small pupils from it, that’s why many people can’t tell. One gets a raspy voice. Just saying, love art, watched this high when it aired. salud!

Pure Genius. Oh, I miss Artie.

A performance of Shakespearean magnitude.

I didnt know he was diabetic, all that alcohol must be painful

notice him itching himself the whole time, there are a few videos on here about him being good and high all the way from two years ago, a year ago 6 months ago and even 3 months ago, once a millionaire addict,always a millionaire addict, and trust me, it takes one to know one!

@DerekOfRivia

Ай бұрын

Who cares though? Apparently no one as I'm the only reply.

still on heroin here

@jg7102

4 жыл бұрын

MrRicksym no shit sherlock.

Bosco

They pushed him back into the arms of heroine

Nesquick is awful.

man this artie is awkward and forced wow

@zachjohnson637

7 жыл бұрын

Not at all

@DerekOfRivia

Ай бұрын

This comment is awkward

Slowly, women will ruin everything you’ve ever loved.

Is he 7 years old? I’ve never heard an adult whine so much about chocolate milk.

@DerekOfRivia

Ай бұрын

Rather act like a 7 year old than be a qu€€r. Going off of your page, you love male genitalia.

Trying way too hard...