Artie looks like the old guy from Up

@markjackson1970

5 жыл бұрын

😭

@aimeeglatt2713

5 жыл бұрын

Dude, you NAILED IT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏽👍🏼👏🏽🙌

@friedricengravy6646

5 жыл бұрын

Lol x 10!!!

@heavenchord72

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@TheRustydred

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah bad nose job man.

Bob looks like a martian from Mars Attacks

@Dangzag

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, yes!

@samoinsinno279

5 жыл бұрын

ack ack

@chaimshmuel7746

5 жыл бұрын

I literally chuckled out loud while I read this comment as i was looking at Levy in the thumbnail pic...

@realkushman

5 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing and then read your comment... He really does!

@Allentox

5 жыл бұрын

Ack - ack - Ack - ack - Ack......as ETM would say.

Damn, nice to hear an almost fully coherent Artie on the radio. First time in almost 10 years....

@BettyWhite2171

5 жыл бұрын

Smitty Knickerbocker He was funnier when he was just himself. This here is mostly pre written stuff, and it's painfully obvious. At least on the Stern show he could coast, but chime in naturally.

@BettyWhite2171

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel 1 I only listen to OLD Howard shows here on KZread. And I know Jackie and Benjy plus more wrote what Howard said but I was talking about ARTIE. Do you have trouble reading or something?? I thought he was great on the HS show where ARTIE was more natural.

@BettyWhite2171

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel 1 Dude it's MY opinion. This here did not entertain ME. It overkill. If this shit entertains you then watch it a thousand times, I don't give one fuck lol. I just didn't enjoy it. And yes I thought Artie was on fire when he was high. I'll never forget the High Pitch Mike Disney Land thing hahaha, now that was funny and not planned at all. Anyway you should learn the concept that people have different opinions than yours. This was nothing like when he was on Howard because Howard carried the show. When Artie tries here to carry the show it's too much IN MY OPINION, and very cringy TO ME.

@mercutiomurphy2743

5 жыл бұрын

He was on a hbo comedy series just last year or early this year. Whatever happened, he fucked it up for himself again

Art was such a handsome dude when he first started, I know it was a long time ago but shit

@cdzrocks

5 жыл бұрын

Rough Living takes it's toll.

@ReginaldForman

5 жыл бұрын

@marc melchiori its cool we accept you.

@ReginaldForman

5 жыл бұрын

@marc melchiori hey youll get through it brother. Just remember to always be true to yourself and mom and dad will come along eventually. Stay strong and take care.

@oscaravalos9098

5 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@gregcettina2019

2 жыл бұрын

@@cdzrocks a

Love that u uploaded this

he might not look good but he sounds like old school artie here. best he sounded in a long time.

@KeetyPooh

5 жыл бұрын

Old school Artie was on pain pills and heroin all the time though.

@klote82

5 жыл бұрын

c4p 420 exactly what i thought too. He sounds really good here!

@roguetwo5903

5 жыл бұрын

Was thinking the same thing. On his podcast he would slur his words and was not as quick as he is here. I guess he was high on heroin back then.

@ReginaldForman

5 жыл бұрын

@@SunnyDayTeaFactory great job breaking free brother. Much love to you.

@BetrayerSlayerMusic

2 жыл бұрын

Should see his shorts.

Staring at Artie's face as he makes fun of Kathy Griffin's appearance.

@chrisc3697

5 жыл бұрын

Can he get the nose fixed? he's got the money,,

@firebreathinglibertarian8621

5 жыл бұрын

He's a lot funnier then her and he is not PC, she is scary looking

@warshipsatin8764

Жыл бұрын

whats your point? that doesnt make her any less ugly

Artie is a walking anti drug statement

@LeonNikkidude

5 жыл бұрын

I am not so sure because he made a glamourous career kind of about it and ofcourse he jokes about it.But he has to I understand.Its the only way for him!

This is the sharpest I've heard Artie in a long time but that could change by tomorrow. He was gold once. Didn't realize he made that much on Stern. Nice.

@NothingToPointOut24

5 жыл бұрын

Dam-Ian P He didn’t. 75 percent of his yearly salary was from working standup every single weekend.

I imagine Artie is the spittin image of grandma Caprio

Artie sounding good but looking like Mama Fratelli from The Goonies.

@klote82

5 жыл бұрын

KEN WINS lmfao!!!

@krowland7584

4 жыл бұрын

D-man lol

@MrNaggers

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I hate to bring up Howard but Artie was the best when Artie and Howard fed off each other. Howard was actually funny also because of Artie. Now neither one of them are the same.

@richsmith1426

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed but Artie couldn’t get his shit together

@cjaym5671

5 жыл бұрын

Yes for sure did you ever watch the Artie and Anthony show? (cringe)

@ReggieWhite15

5 жыл бұрын

Addiction is a serious disease. Artie couldn't appreciate the opportunity with Howard and is still in denial.

@Dimebagdarrel51

5 жыл бұрын

100% agree they fed off each other and it was the best radio I’ve ever heard. I still watch old KZread videos .

@jkholtgreve

5 жыл бұрын

AA Show had many excellent moments but Anthony couldn’t reel Artie back in the way Howard could (ditto Jimmy for Anthony- if Jim does jump from Sirius and co-hosts with Ant again it’ll be the funniest show in broadcasting again).

How has Artie aged 50 years in 5 years? His face is more collapsed than his veins.

@destructocid

5 жыл бұрын

Peter Holland he looks like a toothless homeless man with a penis for a nose. I love Artie, he just looks like he’s not gonna be around much longer.

@destructocid

5 жыл бұрын

Peter Holland also, this is not my picture. I’m using digital blackface as an experiment. And you’re right, but it’s still hard to watch. He just got 4 years of probation. I don’t think he’ll make it or even live to see the end of it.

@mech5

5 жыл бұрын

Destructo CiD why would his veins be collapsed?

@mp5249

5 жыл бұрын

mech5 fab from shooting heroin. You'll get full collapse so they shoo't up in their groin or straight into their neck.

@mech5

5 жыл бұрын

M P apparently you guys don't know he didn't shoot heroin he snorted it. That's why I asked why would his veins be collapsed.

Anyone up for making an Artie talks about his time on the stern show compilation every year? Never gets old for me, but it's getting hard to keep up.

Been a stern fan for my entire life. Been an artie fan for at least a dozen years. I'm a big fan of artie. He was great on stern and excellent alone. Long live artie

Artie Is Still Great ! Thanks Big Guy For All The Laughs ✌️&❤️

Artie looks bad in this pic omg poor guy

@chrispetela8644

5 жыл бұрын

Yea I remember seeing him on the a a show like wtf happen I mean I was so used to seeing him on stern watching old clips then seen him like an old man if he died his Hair he mite look little better got some sun he’s got demons I think it goes back to his father he just didn’t care

Everyone is here cause of Artie so don't talk badly about him and be a hypocrite , he is the best even tho he looks like quazimoto ,we still love u

@88chachacha

5 жыл бұрын

Love . The best at what? His stand up is weak. All the guy has is the same old drug stories that we have all heard before.

@paulyarnell2185

5 жыл бұрын

Had to laugh "dont talk badly about him and be a hypocrite", followed up with "even though he looks like quasimodo" lmao this comment so hypocritical😂🤣😂🤣

artie's nose is on the monitor in the background

@mikaelaton6769

5 жыл бұрын

thats his medical records.

@CheapJabroni

5 жыл бұрын

Sylvia Randolfe it looks like a pizza pie

@soilaridolfi

5 жыл бұрын

eh.. heroine?

@soilaridolfi

5 жыл бұрын

both

@joniraggi4137

5 жыл бұрын

Nice one

Heard Kathy griffin story 1200 times jesus

@Tablesaw818

5 жыл бұрын

Nobody is forcing you to listen jackass

@BuffaloJams716

5 жыл бұрын

Still fucking hilarious

@dubfoot1659

5 жыл бұрын

Artie's been repeating the same stories for 15 years now.

@e2go

2 жыл бұрын

You must hunt down Artie interviews and examine them for it.

Damn Artie looks like a ninja turtle

@friedricengravy6646

5 жыл бұрын

mike varvara lol lol 😆

I am not religious fanatic or anything like that but I must say that May God have mercy on Artie's Soul!

I loved when Howard would be noticeably influenced and impacted by Artie being there, like he would all of a sudden try to be manly about something and he was just so outta his element it was great

How the mighty have fallen

UPLOADED THE REST OF IT PLZ!

I love Artie but, damn, I’ve heard this story at least 10 times.

Great stuff

Artie sounds better. No constant sniffling, not mumbling dumb jokes. I hope he makes a comeback and gets a radio show again he is always enjoyable to listen to

can't wait for Artie to headline a firehouse w/ bob levy opening

Oh, Artie . I'm so so very sad.. I can only hope that someday you understand your amazing talent.

I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be so lacking in self-awareness as to have installed several scabbards in my own torso and to have done that to my nose, and yet to have the nerve to refer to other people's behavior and thoughts as irrational with no sarcasm or irony at all.

@johndef5075

5 жыл бұрын

I read his book Crash and Burn. My first impression after finishing was wow what an asshole!

@claymationwaves

5 жыл бұрын

it's great

@frankgavin5748

5 жыл бұрын

Shamey Ames hit the nail on the head. The hallmark of an addict that will never completely get away from their addiction is not taking responsibility for their own actions. Howard loved Artie, and Artie broke his heart. He (Howard) gave him chance after chance to get better and finally wouldn't take him back after he tried to kill himself because he didn't want to be keep contributing to Artie's self destruction. Even after letting him go he never hired anyone to replace him, much to the detriment of the show, and all Artie does is attack him.

@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9

5 жыл бұрын

"or some gay satanist with baphomet porn as his avatar" Three strikes, McMoron.

More Artie Lange double thumbs up

Artie is so nice when talking about Fred... I wonder if they're still in contact

@Rschr101

5 жыл бұрын

Fred seemed like a genuinely good guy on the show. One of the few.

@organizedchaos7111

5 жыл бұрын

Rschr101 and always was like the only one who laughed at his jokes in the studio if you remember

@danielbeach5947

5 жыл бұрын

This is spot on. Howard would be getting sick of the Artie schtick, especially at the end, and Fred would often laugh and engage with sound effects.

Artie still talking about Howard, what a surprise

what is the sign that says 90557 ? is that listeners and how does that track it if it is ? is that just the online numbers ?

Get well Artie.

Was this recorded in late Aug 2018? It's good to hear Artie. I wonder if he'll fix his nose?

His severe weaknesses are part of his amazing career!

You know during the stern year Artie never looked like a heroin addict. In this picture Artie looks like a heroic addict!!

@mp5249

5 жыл бұрын

pcproff years of abuse will do wonders. But diabetes is worse

They're all about the same age, but Artie looks 20 years older haha

Sad,very sad . Artie we love you get your shit together dude .

He sounds the same, great for radio!

I didn’t realize that Howard turns down Robin’s mic.

Artie and bob are great! fuckin' funny, honest, humble always💪👍👌

Artie is looking great! He and Post Malone are both competing in “Which Millionaire Can Look More Homeless”

@zacd27

5 жыл бұрын

i would bet artie dnt got a mill

This marks the 17th retelling of the kathy griffin snoring story.

The comments section turned Artie Lange roast.

When was this?

How many times is Artie going to tell the Kathy Griffin story?

Does anybody understand what Artie is saying?

"Anything else, Robin?"

Artie was gold on Stern, I don't think he's a great comic, but he added sooooooo much to the show. So quick witted, such a gift. I love to hear him on anything.

A joke doesnt always have to offend anybody!

when was recorded?

Scrolling through the comments hoping to find out what happened to Artie's nose.

@aimeeglatt2713

5 жыл бұрын

GIRLINA101 , He says he fucked it up BAD, like unusable, with all the drugs. They had to do several surgeries and procedures on it. This is the result. 😖😰

Artie looks like Henry Hill in this picture lol

Artie Lange is a star and if he could cut out the bull*** and be himself the sky is the limit. He is basically a good dude who undermines himself on a steady basis but make no mistake about it his talent is real and better than 99% of those around him. People talk of his drug problems but I'd be equally concerned about his diabetes which is not something to ignore. Artie said once that he could not fly on one occasion due to it being not controllable and if this is the case he has very serious issues with diabetes. It has been in my family so it is an issue dear to me. Good luck Artie!

This has to be the 100th time I’ve heard that Kathy Griffin story.

@e2go

4 жыл бұрын

Yet you keep watching/listening to content with Artie Lange on it. Good move.

Poor Artie cant even snore. lol

But didnt Howard tell Artie that Robin's the only one who can interrupt him? I remember that distinctly.

He mentions the cathy griffin snoring moment a lot but i've never been able to find it, sucks.

Staring at Artie’s face just makes you come up with the most horrific yet hilarious comparisons but honestly, it’s too sad to do so, hopefully he gets himself right, cmon man!

Artie sounds good here.

steve looks like a tall Matt Roloff

Audio only?

Holly crap why does Artie look like The Thing?

@e2go

2 жыл бұрын

*Holy

Artie sounds so much better

So Artie just became a guy who talks about Howard’s show and how he changed huh.

Can’t tell if that Artie or my pit bull

Artie looks like he finished in 3rd place in a hatchet fight.

What the fuck kind of conversation is this lol.

what's a good drug if I have to walk to St louis.

Arties nose is on life support.

Is this new audio after Artie’s court dates??? He sounds so much better. He needs to stay on Suboxone. He’s the type that should.

I think everyone's forgetting here artie was recently involved in some altercation. i'm sure it contributed to the current state of his schnoz.

4.2 million a year, holy shit he got well paid, I used to see estimates of 400K a year. It's obvious they all make way more than they let on when you watch the show and see how nonchalant they are about money, but when they do a bit they pretend like 100 bucks is a fortune.

@roguetwo5903

5 жыл бұрын

And probably most of that money when to his bookie and dealer.

@atourdeforce

5 жыл бұрын

@@roguetwo5903 very true! But it's still crazy how much they make even low level guys like Artie. For 6 years in a row he made 4.2 mil a year. That's 25.2 million dollars in 6 years. 😱

@cdzrocks

5 жыл бұрын

Artie wasn't low-level, he was bascially the number 3 guy on the show.

@atourdeforce

5 жыл бұрын

@@cdzrocks you're telling me Artie was more important than Fred and Garry to the show??😂😂 And are u seriously telling me at any stage that Artie was ever more than a B level Celeb at best. I love Artie, but in future try not to get butthurt by the truth, and subsequently make up fairy tales in your head.

@NothingToPointOut24

5 жыл бұрын

He didn’t earn 4 million a year just from Stern. Most of his money was earned doing standup and some from his movie/tv appearances

Artie has not been on Howard's show since Dec 2009. WHY THE FUCK IS HE STILL TALKING ABOUT IT??????????????

Glad to see Artie’s nose is still huge lol

Artie Lange is still alive??

like a wreck between two cars full of comics on the road. afterwards the doors open up and mimes come out. uninjured.

Why didn't he say anything about his time with Anthony Cumia?

@e2go

2 жыл бұрын

Because no one gives af.

I wish Levy would let Artie get a word in edge-wise.

Bob isn't allowed on Howard obviously. When did that end?

Artie looks as if he got a nose transplant and he chose elmer fudd's nose. I hope he gets that fixed someday.

That guy talking to Artie said the word: EXSCAPE. Good bye.

@warshipsatin8764

Жыл бұрын

yo lemme axe you a question

Is he still alive?

Artie looks like WC Fields with that nose

Artie,,,, I can not forgive you for what you did,,,,, to Artie!!!!

Why does Artie's nose keep growing?

Artie resembles Nelson from the Simpsons if he were a real life guy

@warshipsatin8764

Жыл бұрын

ha ha

I guess Sal the stockbroker was right on the money about Artie!!

@danielbeach5947

5 жыл бұрын

What did he say? Genuinely interested in things I didn't hear possibly

@chrisjagon

5 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/hHaFxbqinMWacc4.html

@DougieDoodle

5 жыл бұрын

chrisjagon EXACTLY!!

@steverone7623

5 жыл бұрын

He did suck on mad tv

@roguetwo5903

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO that name of yours.

When did Artie transform into a monster

Artie is looking just like Wimpy from Popeye.

Artie looks like he has a snorted a baseball

LIBRA. ARTIE AND NORM.

The fuckin Kathy Griffin story for the 80th time...

Wtf happened to parties face?

Bob looks like megamind.

He hasn't done anything in a while. He's good on talk radio sucks it's only half an hour. Look up his old uncensored podcast

@TheVacanyTrip

5 жыл бұрын

Erik Breaman or watch Crashing on HBO

@erikbreaman9124

5 жыл бұрын

That show is mostly PC NYC and LA comics and the plots and writing are pretty sitcom

They’re appropriately dressed for radio