Artie Lange - 3 of my favorite Artie Lange stories

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Artie Lange telling three of my favorite stories on Howard Stern.

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  • @Buttsac
    @Buttsac Жыл бұрын

    Artie Lange was the best thing to happen to stern show

  • @dirkdiggler1895

    @dirkdiggler1895

    Ай бұрын

    Fred.

  • @Buttsac

    @Buttsac

    Ай бұрын

    @@dirkdiggler1895 how so

  • @johnyk1945
    @johnyk19452 жыл бұрын

    Rest in peace uncle norm. You will always be missed

  • @dalekelly7639
    @dalekelly76394 жыл бұрын

    I love Artie Klein.

  • @jetydosa1
    @jetydosa14 жыл бұрын

    "I'm not a fancy guy, I just like to lie on top of a lady" classic

  • @brokentoedspoon

    @brokentoedspoon

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fucking Dead XD

  • @theflanman420420

    @theflanman420420

    2 жыл бұрын

    Fred you know that

  • @robtomben

    @robtomben

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@theflanman420420😂

  • @prometheuscastles
    @prometheuscastles3 жыл бұрын

    I'm almost done with reading Artie Lange's book Too Fat To Fish....and I haven't been able to put it down since I got it yesterday. No book has made me ever laugh and almost cry like his book. So good. And any true fan of Artie who hasn't read it yet. I highly recommend.

  • @og800
    @og8002 жыл бұрын

    RIP Norm McDonald, it's because of you that we got artie Lange on the Howard stern show

  • @Cam-Farr-MD

    @Cam-Farr-MD

    10 ай бұрын

    Amen, Truth be told.

  • @TheGreatAlan75
    @TheGreatAlan754 жыл бұрын

    The chemistry between Artie and Howard is already apparent here.

  • @sirdookie8948
    @sirdookie89482 жыл бұрын

    Norm standing while telling stories seems to me like hes envisioning himself at an open mic working on material in that moment...genius

  • @misfit8308
    @misfit83083 жыл бұрын

    "Ed's where it becomes problematic."

  • @ZackDunlapGaming
    @ZackDunlapGaming6 жыл бұрын

    Coincidence that Norm is in all of these? Best storyteller of all time.

  • @sixty-nine3574

    @sixty-nine3574

    2 жыл бұрын

    Those two have great chemistry

  • @daffedavidsen6306

    @daffedavidsen6306

    Жыл бұрын

    Norm is the one to bring him to the show. And in the early days of artie on the show they where therr together

  • @blackbeanburger3357
    @blackbeanburger33576 жыл бұрын

    bit of a shame the three of these guys won't ever interact like this again. just shooting the shit... telling stories, was great entertainment

  • @Pilkie101

    @Pilkie101

    6 жыл бұрын

    Stern's fault. Worst thing is he doesn't even care.

  • @dankmansalley417

    @dankmansalley417

    6 жыл бұрын

    What has happened

  • @kennethshiro9500

    @kennethshiro9500

    5 жыл бұрын

    Stern only cares about money and success.

  • @snoogle66

    @snoogle66

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kenneth Shiro That’s what broke, unsuccessful people say.

  • @snoogle66

    @snoogle66

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dank mans alley Time, Time happened.

  • @jorgeb4963
    @jorgeb4963 Жыл бұрын

    Norm was so funny! Especially with Artie stories! RIP! 🙌

  • @mistie2835
    @mistie28354 жыл бұрын

    I love Norm, and with Artie its gold

  • @teamgitusome
    @teamgitusome6 жыл бұрын

    norm is a mad man

  • @SuperMastaflex
    @SuperMastaflex5 жыл бұрын

    norm and artie are the shit wish they did more work together dirty work is so good

  • @kwstassketo

    @kwstassketo

    4 жыл бұрын

    Artie was on the norm show with norm. You can check that one i guess

  • @aceofbastone

    @aceofbastone

    4 жыл бұрын

    mynameismyname what? His podcast??

  • @ourtime-downhere6931

    @ourtime-downhere6931

    3 жыл бұрын

    AceofBastone no, he had a sitcom years ago called the norm show

  • @Teabagonyou
    @Teabagonyou5 жыл бұрын

    Artie Klein!

  • @ajww1329

    @ajww1329

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fuck Artie Klein

  • @ItsOkImOnlyBleeding
    @ItsOkImOnlyBleeding6 жыл бұрын

    I like that Artie stands up with Norm, they're excited

  • @Drew__Films
    @Drew__Films5 жыл бұрын

    "Aren't out of control guys fun, I love em, I can hang around with them all day" literally what Howard ended up doing

  • @dafrog491
    @dafrog491 Жыл бұрын

    i love how Norm just goes What??

  • @surffishermanandcrossbowki9457
    @surffishermanandcrossbowki94574 жыл бұрын

    LOL when Norm says...'yeaah Bring three stories and Artie will tell one of em....aheee"

  • @SuperN1ntendoChalmers
    @SuperN1ntendoChalmers4 жыл бұрын

    Bob Uecker is so funny, that even Jesse Ventura, who was supposed to dislike him, kept breaking character and laughing out loud during his commentary at Wrestlemania 3 and 4. I can only imagine how funny Bob must have been in real life. If even Norm McDonald gets puzzled at your comedy, you KNOW you must be damn good.

  • @jeremyturner745
    @jeremyturner7455 жыл бұрын

    Howard knew from the jump how crazy Artie was and now he wants to say he didn't realize it was that bad. What a joke.

  • @Machiave11i

    @Machiave11i

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, it's Howard's fault Artie is a junkie.

  • @dustinb1070

    @dustinb1070

    4 жыл бұрын

    Howards a dirt bag.

  • @scottdavis4388

    @scottdavis4388

    3 жыл бұрын

    Howard rode artie into the ground so he could make more money. For a while Howard was only entertaining when Artie and the whack pack were in studio.

  • @topher1004
    @topher10043 жыл бұрын

    I miss stories like this

  • @DutchWestwood
    @DutchWestwood Жыл бұрын

    The Bob Uecker stories have me crying

  • @TheMykle10
    @TheMykle106 жыл бұрын

    My fav story is the ash Wednesday story. Love hearing Howard unable to contain his laughter

  • @TheMykle10

    @TheMykle10

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jmachine4 really? How do u know that

  • @snoogle66

    @snoogle66

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jmachine4 So is your “girlfriend”

  • @menaceman9011

    @menaceman9011

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jmachine4- oh okay MACK HINE

  • @evanabbott2737

    @evanabbott2737

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oh yeah...! I need to listen to that again!😁👍

  • @muriloninja
    @muriloninja Жыл бұрын

    2:43 lol @ Robyn losing it after Norm drops well, a Normism! hahaha!

  • @johnyk1945
    @johnyk19452 жыл бұрын

    RIP big man

  • @AreolaGrande94
    @AreolaGrande945 жыл бұрын

    I was hoping he'd share his favorite Matt Dillon story real briefly

  • @tbx59

    @tbx59

    4 жыл бұрын

    Young Cupcake, Keira Knightley - yum-yum.

  • @richardharrow1946

    @richardharrow1946

    2 жыл бұрын

    Whoa!!! *farts*

  • @millenniumtowerskelton5143
    @millenniumtowerskelton5143Ай бұрын

    The greatest story! I laughed my ass off. I am so sorry for the kids who suffer from Prada Willy. But Omg, this was priceless..

  • @therealjj2791
    @therealjj27917 жыл бұрын

    Artie #1

  • @CLOWNAIDS
    @CLOWNAIDS2 жыл бұрын

    Man Howard was so loveable

  • @pedroblake5576
    @pedroblake55765 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like Howard and Robin knew exactly what they were signing up for

  • @Crazy__Canuck
    @Crazy__Canuck6 жыл бұрын

    The pig story from MAD TV is the best.

  • @robertaBooey69

    @robertaBooey69

    6 жыл бұрын

    where he had to snort salt up his nose in the pig outfit

  • @TheDrSuperGenius

    @TheDrSuperGenius

    5 жыл бұрын

    im with you man. i was listening to it live . listening to howard was the greatest.

  • @nathanjackson1042

    @nathanjackson1042

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha that story is hilarious! He had to Drive and buy his coke wearing that Pig Face

  • @JasonFlorida

    @JasonFlorida

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheDrSuperGenius same, I remember listening to that story early one morning live when Howard was at his peak with Artie and everything else

  • @agentscarn7270
    @agentscarn72704 жыл бұрын

    Norm talks to the whole room lol

  • @rjacks2

    @rjacks2

    Жыл бұрын

    I haven’t watched too much Stern but Norm is the only one i’ve seen pace around while he talks instead of just staying on the couch the whole time

  • @DubbleOh7
    @DubbleOh72 жыл бұрын

    RIP NORM

  • @stephenharrington1977
    @stephenharrington19774 жыл бұрын

    Sit down you hero you deserve it 💯

  • @juice12222
    @juice122222 жыл бұрын

    r.i.p Norm

  • @scubaseppy
    @scubaseppy2 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit these are epic.

  • @richardsipe6375
    @richardsipe63755 жыл бұрын

    Artie was miserable in Los Angeles, because he missed New Jersey, getting back there worked soooo well for him .

  • @Foxbat1155
    @Foxbat11555 жыл бұрын

    This episode would not have worked without Robin. Essential.

  • @aaronaldrich4577

    @aaronaldrich4577

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think all the episodes would work without her...

  • @herringart4890
    @herringart48904 жыл бұрын

    I’m glad I click on here funniest sht ever wtf

  • @nicdel1892
    @nicdel18924 жыл бұрын

    This was Awesome 🤣Arties Still Cool 😎

  • @gocubsgo721
    @gocubsgo7212 жыл бұрын

    RIP Norm McDonald & Artie's nose

  • @mtmbloodmoney84
    @mtmbloodmoney844 жыл бұрын

    Norm McDonald is funny asf

  • @jogaleone7224
    @jogaleone72243 жыл бұрын

    impressive how unfazed artie is after findoing out hes a huge stern fan and now meeting him for first time

  • @420Yako
    @420Yako9 ай бұрын

    Florida is wild!

  • @sskoog
    @sskoog3 жыл бұрын

    Notice how, even back during the earliest days of “I punched a guy during my MadTV days and got arrested for coke,” Artie can’t keep the details straight - seems almost like he’s stitching a couple of different stories together, or maybe part of the story happened to some other person other than Artie. This pattern generally holds true over the years.

  • @UserUser-oy8ch

    @UserUser-oy8ch

    2 жыл бұрын

    hard to keep the drug days straight when you were high for that DECADE

  • @aoibh4520

    @aoibh4520

    2 жыл бұрын

    So the two incidents might not have happened on separate occasions? "never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn"

  • @imhooks
    @imhooks4 жыл бұрын

    Why do they not give Norm a place to sit? He's always standing up

  • @biblos2010

    @biblos2010

    2 жыл бұрын

    He’s a standup

  • @UserUser-oy8ch

    @UserUser-oy8ch

    2 жыл бұрын

    he wants to stand you don't tell him not to!

  • @boofert.washington2499
    @boofert.washington24995 жыл бұрын

    @00:33....they didn't know how wrong they were. They learned tho!

  • @blakeporter5686
    @blakeporter56863 жыл бұрын

    Artie Klein was a menace back in the day

  • @Ziontrainism
    @Ziontrainism6 жыл бұрын

    I wanna hear the Frank Sinatra / Kidnapping joke

  • @johnscott1159

    @johnscott1159

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ziontrainism same

  • @etermena96

    @etermena96

    5 жыл бұрын

    Damn, me too

  • @williamjohnston8529

    @williamjohnston8529

    3 жыл бұрын

    In the 1960s, LAD pitcher Don Drysdale and STL 3B Ken Boyer had an intense rivalry where they'd prank (or "bag") each other in increasingly extreme fashion until they both went way too far. One night in Milwaukee, Drysdale was in a hotel room with his favorite prostitute when Boyer had a cop buddy of his run a fake raid on Drysdale. The cops dragged Drysdale and the hooker into the hotel lobby and loudly and embarrassingly pretended to arrest them, only revealing that it was a "bag" once they were both handcuffed in the cop car. In retaliation, Drysdale had his close friend Frank Sinatra get a couple of mafia goons to kidnap Boyer at gunpoint in the parking lot after a Dodger game, throw him in the trunk, drive him out to the desert and make Boyer think they were going to kill him, only revealing the bag was on him once he was crying and begging for his life.

  • @joeywilburn8672
    @joeywilburn86722 жыл бұрын

    . How the hell did Artie Lange outlive Norm Macdonald!?

  • @triedandtrue1820

    @triedandtrue1820

    Жыл бұрын

    Thought same today, glad he still vertical for sure

  • @themastema1189
    @themastema11895 жыл бұрын

    Dude ffs upload that bit where Artie makes JJ Abrams dying of laughter!

  • @asecretone
    @asecretone Жыл бұрын

    Just realized that Artie outlived Norm. Damn.

  • @tylerlavoie7874
    @tylerlavoie78744 жыл бұрын

    “I can’t even tell that story ... it involve frank sinatra and a kidnapping “ 🤣🤣🤣 fuckin artie

  • @Monty_2112
    @Monty_21123 жыл бұрын

    Pauly Shore! 😂😂😂

  • @Chango46
    @Chango463 жыл бұрын

    I'm here for norm

  • @pwrofrob
    @pwrofrob Жыл бұрын

    I refuse to believe that Artie outlived Norm.

  • @Mattmusic1025
    @Mattmusic10256 жыл бұрын

    norm is so funny

  • @bocagoodtimes1460
    @bocagoodtimes1460 Жыл бұрын

    Howard hasn’t been the same since Artie was tossed on the trash heap.

  • @jacobroles6461
    @jacobroles64615 жыл бұрын

    Wow ironic how Howard and robin are sayin how fun it is to have Artie around bein our of control.

  • @richierich2546
    @richierich25463 жыл бұрын

    Fucking Hilarious!!!

  • @codyduncan5414
    @codyduncan5414 Жыл бұрын

    How bout that fuckin Artie Cline!

  • @FinanceFan_
    @FinanceFan_6 жыл бұрын

    Doug Stanhope! Lmfaoooo

  • @gangoffour6690
    @gangoffour66903 жыл бұрын

    Way before Artie started walking into walls !

  • @danielguaracha7531
    @danielguaracha75314 жыл бұрын

    Its Norm from the Fairly odd parents

  • @junkheads
    @junkheads Жыл бұрын

    Fuck sake Artie outlived Norm too man

  • @joenichols3901
    @joenichols39013 жыл бұрын

    Nice last name

  • @danielrobinson7427
    @danielrobinson7427 Жыл бұрын

    Norm was the perfect comedian, Artie by himself is just horrible and mean a bully a bit of a punk. But norm was a freaking genius

  • @sittingforgetting9907
    @sittingforgetting9907 Жыл бұрын

    is artie telling MY story???

  • @jimmydroid7838
    @jimmydroid78384 жыл бұрын

    They cut it when it was getting good!

  • @robjontay5052
    @robjontay50524 жыл бұрын

    " I can' t even tell that story!" WAIT. WHAT? This is Stern on Satellite radio! When did boundaries happen?! Artie: Rest in Peace....( He's not dead I'm giving him an advance....)

  • @zamarickz
    @zamarickz7 жыл бұрын

    Artie: "I got arrested for having coke." " Howard: "HAHAHAHA THAT'S HILARIOUS." Somehow, that reaction doesn't seem right....

  • @joshb8976

    @joshb8976

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ninja-Turtle Man this recently happened to me because my house caught on fire and I had coke out in my room and a firefighter told on me.

  • @joshb8976

    @joshb8976

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'm unsubscribing. Good point

  • @kevinga6959

    @kevinga6959

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'm unsubscribing. I care

  • @KitchenerLesli

    @KitchenerLesli

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'm unsubscribing. I also care

  • @getsnipedhockey32

    @getsnipedhockey32

    5 жыл бұрын

    Josh B another annoying square

  • @m1g0t0
    @m1g0t02 жыл бұрын

    Good Will Smith

  • @Dinosaurprince
    @Dinosaurprince Жыл бұрын

    Howard cling to that ember of hope that bloow joob comment is real.

  • @southieal
    @southieal5 жыл бұрын

    Arties best bit is his nose

  • @Christinaanna5

    @Christinaanna5

    4 жыл бұрын

    And legit still is until its gone... soon 😯

  • @Mark-xh1jw
    @Mark-xh1jw6 жыл бұрын

    Artie Lange bob ueker

  • @JimmyTurner
    @JimmyTurner5 жыл бұрын

    This isn't even that raunchy, but it's not 100 times more so than any show Howard does today

  • @SoSincerely
    @SoSincerely2 жыл бұрын

    1:05 !!!!

  • @mariodiaz4064
    @mariodiaz40647 ай бұрын

    it happened to hulk hogan so dont be surprised!

  • @CamxCam.
    @CamxCam.4 жыл бұрын

    Norm seems uncomfortable. Haha

  • @TRIIGGAVELLI

    @TRIIGGAVELLI

    4 жыл бұрын

    Really? I can't see Norm ever feeling like that in any situation ever.

  • @dannybhoy2739
    @dannybhoy27393 жыл бұрын

    Pauly shore😂

  • @mtmbloodmoney84
    @mtmbloodmoney844 жыл бұрын

    Florida is a bunch of weirdos

  • @justinl167
    @justinl1675 жыл бұрын

    How are the knees?

  • @hades7391
    @hades73912 жыл бұрын

    5:47

  • @larryagrapides9790
    @larryagrapides97905 жыл бұрын

    Why is Artie Lang still alive?

  • @sharonjones2775

    @sharonjones2775

    4 жыл бұрын

    Larry Agrapides and not in jail.

  • @suchafoker1329
    @suchafoker13293 жыл бұрын

    1:28

  • @conkyvsricki4710
    @conkyvsricki47103 жыл бұрын

    fred willard never said no

  • @SweetTusk
    @SweetTusk6 жыл бұрын

    Δrtie Længe iz dhe prαper αrticle

  • @jonteague7866
    @jonteague78666 жыл бұрын

    Ive been working on asphalt paving crews for 30 years i have more stories that make these guys look like choir boys high speed police chases prison time and alot of overdosing ive seen it all howard stern would laugh his ass off watch the movie the fighter its a glimpse into the lifestyle of a paver lol these guys would be horrified if anyone out there could help me write a book it would be a best seller

  • @moonoinkgaming2231
    @moonoinkgaming22316 жыл бұрын

    whoa whoa whoa leave stanhope out of this, arthur steven

  • @emptRx
    @emptRx5 жыл бұрын

    I hate that I relate to artie so much. The only thing that's different is that I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum when it comes to weight. I can't gain a pound to save my life.... Doug Stanhope......hahahahha

  • @WheresMyInhaler

    @WheresMyInhaler

    Жыл бұрын

    Meth does that to me too

  • @LumpyAdams
    @LumpyAdams3 жыл бұрын

    "Your wife?"

  • @Kyoushini
    @Kyoushini2 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @jeremybayne5895
    @jeremybayne58955 жыл бұрын

    Is it fun now wiggy? Still love "those crazy guys"🙄

  • @tabernaclejones6115
    @tabernaclejones61154 жыл бұрын

    Artie lange first person to call out Florida lol

  • @nocomment1469
    @nocomment14695 жыл бұрын

    Norms the funniest person here , Robin is just like a token black character , she doesn't do shit

  • @TeamYomers
    @TeamYomers4 жыл бұрын

    Artie looks yacked up every time he’s with norm

  • @slowfuse
    @slowfuse5 жыл бұрын

    Doug Stanhope!

  • @seandalavis
    @seandalavis4 жыл бұрын

    Bumssss

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