Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: How to Quit Your Job w/ Kippy & Foley

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Are You Garbage is back with Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
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  • @darrenXparker
    @darrenXparkerАй бұрын

    I once quit, drove home and ate lunch. Then the reality sat in (I needed money) and I went back and no one had noticed I left. 😂

  • @theramplocal

    @theramplocal

    Ай бұрын

    You pulled a successful costanza. Show right back up and pretend it didn't happen. Incredible

  • @samanthab1923

    @samanthab1923

    Ай бұрын

    That’s exactly what Larry David did with SNL

  • @greg1685

    @greg1685

    Ай бұрын

    I bet those first bites were real satisfying haha

  • @codychurchill2172

    @codychurchill2172

    Ай бұрын

    ⁠@@greg1685 incredibly underrated comment

  • @bradprater4789

    @bradprater4789

    Ай бұрын

    I once watched the guy that trained me take his uniform shirt off and walk away from his station. He had been loudly considering quitting since I started, so I assumed he did. Hour, hour and a half later he showed back up, with a clean uniform, and resumed working. He claimed his dog got out, which I believed until just now. I'm a fucking rube.

  • @rbart91_
    @rbart91_Ай бұрын

    Happy Father's Day to the founding Father's of AYG

  • @Columbian.sand.blasted.nostril

    @Columbian.sand.blasted.nostril

    Ай бұрын

    I started it, so thanks

  • @michaelfoley1966
    @michaelfoley1966Ай бұрын

    Family episode is the best Father’s Day gift I could ask for!!

  • @rsoldscape

    @rsoldscape

    Ай бұрын

    The boys are goated

  • @theramplocal

    @theramplocal

    Ай бұрын

    Smoke in the ear while eating aka heater for dessert is certified gold star trash. Classic

  • @thelokifiles

    @thelokifiles

    Ай бұрын

    I needed a good laugh.

  • @Besties4life954

    @Besties4life954

    Ай бұрын

    Same!

  • @Chris-sv8ty

    @Chris-sv8ty

    Ай бұрын

    Damn you'd take this over a blumpkin

  • @kunai92
    @kunai92Ай бұрын

    When Foley tells you to "make it a Kippy" in the intro you know it's going to be a banger episode.

  • @dannychristie1758

    @dannychristie1758

    Ай бұрын

    They seemed to be beefing for a few weeks before now. Wonder what happened

  • @kyleoldham6115
    @kyleoldham6115Ай бұрын

    Kippy hammering Sammies & heaters before going into an interview “my biggest flaw is I’m a professional” is absolute ALL TIMER 😂😂😂

  • @jimjohnson8999

    @jimjohnson8999

    Ай бұрын

    *perfectionist

  • @joenestor1673
    @joenestor1673Ай бұрын

    Kippy looks like he’s got stock in dominos with that fancy cup he’s got😂

  • @grantpowell4135

    @grantpowell4135

    Ай бұрын

    Tuddy is the only person to take down the undertaker lol

  • @TheJayWashExperience
    @TheJayWashExperienceАй бұрын

    Split screen? What is this, CNN? 😂😂😂

  • @covidkiller420

    @covidkiller420

    Ай бұрын

    I was driving and looked at the screen for a second and asked myself why the hell they were sitting so close to each other 😂

  • @MobSquad4209
    @MobSquad4209Ай бұрын

    I remember when I walked out of my job at Lowe’s, my wife text me and told me she got the job she had been applying for making twice what I was making, it was 4th of July weekend, I had 2 racks of ribs in the fridge at home waiting to be grilled but I wasn’t going to get off of work until 10 PM, it was only 4, I said “fuck this”, took off my vest and tossed it by the 2X4s in lumber and walked right out.

  • @here7036

    @here7036

    Ай бұрын

    Rare moments when the Dirtbag in the sky blesses a bozo that perfectly lol

  • @teejay3698
    @teejay3698Ай бұрын

    Just wanna say Thank You boys, as usual it's Sunday, we're here, lets fucking go

  • @andystreet339

    @andystreet339

    Ай бұрын

    Cheers 🍻 from Tennessee

  • @UnstoppableNoah
    @UnstoppableNoahАй бұрын

    10:50 "Is my name mentioned at all?" KILLED me hahahaha

  • @milesdorst7120
    @milesdorst7120Ай бұрын

    35:36 “double o 7-11” deserved more 😂😂

  • @vincentregalbuto4475
    @vincentregalbuto4475Ай бұрын

    27:41 I have never laughed harder at this podcast than “my biggest flaw is I’m a perfectionist”. Instant classic

  • @jimkelly7908
    @jimkelly7908Ай бұрын

    “My biggest flaw is that I’m a perfectionist” that made my sides hurt 🤣

  • @theakspud
    @theakspudАй бұрын

    Got the penjamin and taking an 60 minute bathroom break for the boys. May my coughs cover the sound of my chocolate explosions.

  • @PearlDrumsHead

    @PearlDrumsHead

    Ай бұрын

    Real smart there bud. Hello hemorrhoids goodbye comfortable seating 😪

  • @theakspud

    @theakspud

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@PearlDrumsHeadI'm still young with an iron brown eye, it's like a hard-core kegal. Keeps it tight

  • @thelokifiles

    @thelokifiles

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@PearlDrumsHeadKeep his hemorrhoids out yo' mouth

  • @Thojo-qt7iu

    @Thojo-qt7iu

    Ай бұрын

    This guy knows how to party

  • @Columbian.sand.blasted.nostril

    @Columbian.sand.blasted.nostril

    Ай бұрын

    Just remember… Foley dunks his toilet paper in the toilet bowl to wipe his ass

  • @joelle.miller
    @joelle.millerАй бұрын

    It's time for Sundee night din din with the family!

  • @MCTheProducer
    @MCTheProducerАй бұрын

    5:42 "Used Forklift Battery Plant.." wtf lol

  • @Sasquatch1987

    @Sasquatch1987

    Ай бұрын

    I remember Kippy mentioning that he worked there in an episode ways back and was pissed that Foley and Toby didn't hassle him about it enough. Glad I finally got closure

  • @dgf914
    @dgf914Ай бұрын

    Jesus Christ that riff on the before job interview made me die laughing

  • @here7036

    @here7036

    Ай бұрын

    Literally about to watch it again for s third time, so perfect lolol

  • @joenestor1673
    @joenestor1673Ай бұрын

    I’m truly stunned that foley has never walked out of a job😂

  • @shoota117

    @shoota117

    Ай бұрын

    The primo cocaine was fueling him.

  • @tystreet111
    @tystreet111Ай бұрын

    After the worst day of work all year, this is exactly what I need. Love you bozos

  • @cherb0675
    @cherb0675Ай бұрын

    Sunday scaries aren’t too scary when the boys drop

  • @theramplocal

    @theramplocal

    Ай бұрын

    It really helps making Sunday not suck as much

  • @lambert13
    @lambert13Ай бұрын

    Ol’ Hank is probably really missing his Dad today. Keep your head up big guy.

  • @Yungscoota518
    @Yungscoota518Ай бұрын

    The split camera is a reaaaaal home run boys

  • @MRGoodenough76
    @MRGoodenough76Ай бұрын

    I blew water out of my nose when kip said " I care too much"

  • @Reddd1776
    @Reddd1776Ай бұрын

    Love me a gosh darn Family episode!

  • @ty-mn6ij
    @ty-mn6ijАй бұрын

    Got my pops to watch you boys last week and now he’s excited to watch again, especially on Father’s Day! Hope you boys are having a well weekend! Love youse

  • @Mikegc48
    @Mikegc48Ай бұрын

    Love the split screen Toby! First time I noticed it but I did a large gummy earlier 😂

  • @theramplocal

    @theramplocal

    Ай бұрын

    Perfect way to celebrate the end of the weekend! Greens for me fellow sir!

  • @jonathanstewart6899
    @jonathanstewart6899Ай бұрын

    the way t-bone laughs like an evil villian at his own jokes is crazy

  • @nickricci19
    @nickricci19Ай бұрын

    Happy Father's day to all the bozos who keep it going for their kids 🎉

  • @philtavernier8673
    @philtavernier8673Ай бұрын

    "that got worse every word!" lmao between that and the Mercedes line Toby killing it this episode

  • @bensb8
    @bensb8Ай бұрын

    My first cheque at subway was almost half because of the little hat and two tshirts. Banged up.

  • @danielmalyon2320

    @danielmalyon2320

    Ай бұрын

    I've still got my macdonalds uniform. It's so old it's a semi-collsectable.

  • @malloryhomsey
    @malloryhomseyАй бұрын

    My biggest flaw is that I’m a perfectionist had me absolutely rolling lmao. 😂 killer ep boys love youse

  • @tylerschannel.3763
    @tylerschannel.3763Ай бұрын

    Kippy's pre interview routine literally had me in tears🤣🤣

  • @garrettbelshe8954
    @garrettbelshe8954Ай бұрын

    Staring at kippys mug made me order Dominos. They should be getting paid for that

  • @Mmksen289
    @Mmksen289Ай бұрын

    Folleys side laugh is intoxicating love ya boys ❤

  • @Erteywie
    @ErteywieАй бұрын

    I worked the meat counter and was left by myself the whole shift, for the 2nd week in a row, on the busiest day. I asked my boss why he didn't get someone from another store to help, and he said budget. I told him now he has the budget and threw my apron on the ground. He wasn't happy because he clocked out 10 minutes before so he could dump everything on me and walk away.

  • @Buhmab4621
    @Buhmab4621Ай бұрын

    Holy shit I was dying laughing about kippys interviews

  • @grampageoff
    @grampageoffАй бұрын

    "those are rich guy worms" xD

  • @danielcaro7
    @danielcaro7Ай бұрын

    Damn this is all I needed today. Just moved in by myself to NJ and was feeling a little low. Thank you guys

  • @samanthab1923

    @samanthab1923

    Ай бұрын

    Where in NJ? Not so bad

  • @danielcaro7

    @danielcaro7

    Ай бұрын

    @@samanthab1923 east orange. Any advice?

  • @samanthab1923

    @samanthab1923

    Ай бұрын

    @@danielcaro7 Oh! Hang out in South or West Orange. 👋

  • @dbrey2635
    @dbrey2635Ай бұрын

    Foley was definitely the customer yelling at the guy.

  • @jonnygranville281
    @jonnygranville281Ай бұрын

    Sunday scaries go away. It's AYG time.

  • @ianckoerner
    @ianckoernerАй бұрын

    26:32 is the start of one of the funniest riffs these guys have gone on recently and I was absolutely dying laughing 😂

  • @NickS9699
    @NickS9699Ай бұрын

    Thank you Toby for pointing out how absolutely INSANE it is that Kippy’s grandpa was out there eating Cocoa Pebbles 😂😂 I thought that was gonna be swept under the rug

  • @michaeladams6847
    @michaeladams6847Ай бұрын

    AYG if you're currently on vacation yet still watching these 😂🍿

  • @addisonmccormick9728
    @addisonmccormick9728Ай бұрын

    007/eleven cmon that was gold!

  • @pritter21
    @pritter21Ай бұрын

    Family episodes are the best. I needed this today. Thanks homies.

  • @christopherobrien2568
    @christopherobrien2568Ай бұрын

    Split screen? Nice

  • @haroldlarkin4488
    @haroldlarkin4488Ай бұрын

    I laughed so hard that I almost chocked on a gummy worm Hahaha. Hatchi Mathiii!! This is a HEATER!!!!!

  • @AprilNPaul
    @AprilNPaulАй бұрын

    Let's go boys😂❤

  • @okay.bruv.
    @okay.bruv.Ай бұрын

    Had a really shitty day. Came home and boom, you bozos upload and next thing I know I smiled for the first time today. I love u guys more than u know. Kippy and Foley never fail to make my stomach hurt from laughter. ❤ k bye

  • @wraith66642o
    @wraith66642oАй бұрын

    I can't get over the fact that Kippy looks identical to our 3rd shift supervisor at the warehouse

  • @FANKANable
    @FANKANableАй бұрын

    THIS IS WHAT MAKES THIS SHOW SO GREAT

  • @alexirorlando1233
    @alexirorlando1233Ай бұрын

    Yes , this is what was needed. Thanks Bois keep it cool.

  • @kwanevans5168
    @kwanevans5168Ай бұрын

    I replayed the heaters before an interview but at least 10 straight times. Boys were cookin today! 😂😂😂😂

  • @traviscoates6878
    @traviscoates6878Ай бұрын

    I'll never forget when we went from Hostess and Entemens to Little Debbie & Tasty Kake... Poverty

  • @rambo6796
    @rambo6796Ай бұрын

    I just called them. She had no clue wtf I was talking about 😂❤

  • @joshpotter1671
    @joshpotter1671Ай бұрын

    "Gotta get a meal in me before this 5 minute interview! I'll be in there STARVIN" is the hardest I've laughed at AYG in quite some time!

  • @bigwill-pn5xc
    @bigwill-pn5xcАй бұрын

    What an episode! I'm dying!

  • @craigparrish940
    @craigparrish940Ай бұрын

    Fancy pantry? Nah, our snacks went on top of the fridge with cereal boxes lol

  • @samanthab1923

    @samanthab1923

    Ай бұрын

    That’s a look 😂

  • @YetiVlogs
    @YetiVlogsАй бұрын

    A granite countertop is a foreign concept to Uncle Hank. This makes perfect sense.

  • @zerichhitz1379
    @zerichhitz1379Ай бұрын

    Kippies dominoes mug got me dude 🤣😅

  • @estebanquintero5828
    @estebanquintero5828Ай бұрын

    I laughed so hard when talking about Kippy smoking heaters right before an interview 😂😭

  • @chisoxtodd
    @chisoxtoddАй бұрын

    Girlfriend gave me tickets for the Chicago show. She's a keeper

  • @Poopballss

    @Poopballss

    Ай бұрын

    That’s garbage

  • @Poopballss

    @Poopballss

    Ай бұрын

    I’m actually just jealous 😅

  • @jizzle2036
    @jizzle2036Ай бұрын

    Omg i also worked at a dog kennel and the owners lived right beside it, and would watch us on the cameras while we worked !!! Crazy people

  • @michaelkirk9982
    @michaelkirk9982Ай бұрын

    Toby firing on all cylinders this episode.

  • @AquaticSlaughter
    @AquaticSlaughterАй бұрын

    Been waiting all day for this

  • @Tanneromero
    @TanneromeroАй бұрын

    So sad i couldn’t be there yesterday for the show in Dallas bought my ticket but shiz came up u know how it is fellas. Love yall tho me and the girl will catch you next time for sure!!!!

  • @jdcriswell2499
    @jdcriswell2499Ай бұрын

    My favorite podcast. Always enjoy

  • @greg1685
    @greg1685Ай бұрын

    Mighty fitting to have a family ep. for Fathers Day 🎉 Happy Father's Day to my fellow garbage pops

  • @roreyC
    @roreyCАй бұрын

    “Making wet burritos” literally almost killed me. Middle of rawdogging my fiber pills and started choking hahaha 😅

  • @3viz404
    @3viz404Ай бұрын

    Saving this one for work tmro. Nothing gets me thru the day like a “Hey there everybody!!!!” O yea

  • @JamesKro92
    @JamesKro92Ай бұрын

    Honored to be the 1k like. Keep up the good work Boyz!

  • @CornerStoreDrums
    @CornerStoreDrumsАй бұрын

    The AYG Boys bring it each time out!

  • @DavisD814
    @DavisD814Ай бұрын

    My dad got me a job at his long time standing cabinet making plant in our tiny town fresh outta high school. He had been there 20+ years and he was tired of me freeloading so he had me apply and he put a great word in for me. He was a forklift operator and they were hiring for another one as the one guy was leaving in a month. So they brought me in and hired me and for the mean time, put me in the shittiest part of the plant. I worked a conveyor belt where 10 foot long pieces of board came onto and you’d have to grab 4-5 of them at a time and stack them all according to the thickness. You were eyeballing quarter inches all day. It was awful. They kept dicking me around telling me they were gonna start my training for forklift next week. After 2 months, I found out that guy never quit and they were just gonna keep me at that conveyor belt as long as possible. I found my dad and asked for the keys to grab my smokes outta the car on morning break and left and never came back. lol. I felt awful cause my dad went to bat for me, but they fucked me royally.

  • @markzimmerman5534
    @markzimmerman5534Ай бұрын

    best way to end a sunday night

  • @tstace215
    @tstace215Ай бұрын

    As a guy who had his fathers day brunch at Three Monkeys yesterday... That place really holds up!

  • @xalchemy3962
    @xalchemy3962Ай бұрын

    Lmao I just quit my job this past Friday . My boomer boss didn’t know what hit him lmao😂

  • @skottstyles4370
    @skottstyles4370Ай бұрын

    Twas a good one!

  • @xAjido
    @xAjidoАй бұрын

    Digging the split screen!

  • @TBrizzle
    @TBrizzleАй бұрын

    My head hurts from laughing so hard

  • @nickb9379
    @nickb9379Ай бұрын

    What an ep, classic!

  • @nickwilczynski3684
    @nickwilczynski3684Ай бұрын

    This is a top shelf family episode

  • @mitchmarvelous6412
    @mitchmarvelous6412Ай бұрын

    I also once quit my job and then bought some dvds to just watch movies for the next few weeks or months. I remember buying the great outdoors with john candy.

  • @5gibbz
    @5gibbzАй бұрын

    What a great episode 😂😂😂😂

  • @Rellsins
    @RellsinsАй бұрын

    I once went on lunch break my first day at a pillow factory and never returned.

  • @bealiobealio
    @bealiobealioАй бұрын

    Not trash if you have the cajones to carry that cake, it's a celebration....I'll celebrate anywhere.

  • @honestpolicy5031
    @honestpolicy5031Ай бұрын

    How was I unsubscribed? That's genuinely odd.. I LIVE FOR THESE!

  • @Andykilla94
    @Andykilla94Ай бұрын

    ‘Preciate it fellas

  • @almartini700
    @almartini700Ай бұрын

    Hachi machi

  • @BrickTop06
    @BrickTop06Ай бұрын

    Always a good day when the beards start comin in nice for the Jowls Bros.

  • @ish474
    @ish474Ай бұрын

    Those counters Foley was talking about were called Corian created by DuPont. I installed hundreds of them. After the patent expired they started getting sold under a lot of names as Solid Surface counter tops.

  • @here7036
    @here7036Ай бұрын

    This was a fucking heater boys, belly laughed several times. Cookin!

  • @TheRealVitaminTtm
    @TheRealVitaminTtmАй бұрын

    Best of the best!!!!

  • @truefanboy
    @truefanboyАй бұрын

    How is this the best episode ever. Fresh.🎉

  • @slump47
    @slump47Ай бұрын

    Had a food fight break out in 5th grade in the early 2000s and caught a cheeseburger still wrapped in foil and ate it, definitely garbage 😂

  • @cjg7099
    @cjg7099Ай бұрын

    You'se guys rule!

  • @JonLizotte-nc4kl
    @JonLizotte-nc4klАй бұрын

    that interview riff was an all-timer my god

  • @sagetmaster4
    @sagetmaster4Ай бұрын

    Listening to the pod while I'm planting a very classy arid adapted vegetable garden in anticipation of the summer rains...but it's a tiny gravel apartment yard so I dumped some potting soil ontop so it's actually garbage

  • @jaber4774
    @jaber4774Ай бұрын

    I am surprised this podcast isn’t bigger i hope you guys reach 10milion subscribers

  • @cth3i
    @cth3iАй бұрын

    CAFFINE FREE COKE is a more refined* Acquired taste of royalty and tis to be sipped and savored pinky up!!😂😂😂🎉 I love it yaals

  • @jarredvanfossen1045
    @jarredvanfossen1045Ай бұрын

    Let’s go best podcast ever

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