Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: How to Quit Your Job w/ Kippy & Foley
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Are You Garbage is back with Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?
Пікірлер: 364
I once quit, drove home and ate lunch. Then the reality sat in (I needed money) and I went back and no one had noticed I left. 😂
@theramplocal
Ай бұрын
You pulled a successful costanza. Show right back up and pretend it didn't happen. Incredible
@samanthab1923
Ай бұрын
That’s exactly what Larry David did with SNL
@greg1685
Ай бұрын
I bet those first bites were real satisfying haha
@codychurchill2172
Ай бұрын
@@greg1685 incredibly underrated comment
@bradprater4789
Ай бұрын
I once watched the guy that trained me take his uniform shirt off and walk away from his station. He had been loudly considering quitting since I started, so I assumed he did. Hour, hour and a half later he showed back up, with a clean uniform, and resumed working. He claimed his dog got out, which I believed until just now. I'm a fucking rube.
Happy Father's Day to the founding Father's of AYG
@Columbian.sand.blasted.nostril
Ай бұрын
I started it, so thanks
Family episode is the best Father’s Day gift I could ask for!!
@rsoldscape
Ай бұрын
The boys are goated
@theramplocal
Ай бұрын
Smoke in the ear while eating aka heater for dessert is certified gold star trash. Classic
@thelokifiles
Ай бұрын
I needed a good laugh.
@Besties4life954
Ай бұрын
Same!
@Chris-sv8ty
Ай бұрын
Damn you'd take this over a blumpkin
When Foley tells you to "make it a Kippy" in the intro you know it's going to be a banger episode.
@dannychristie1758
Ай бұрын
They seemed to be beefing for a few weeks before now. Wonder what happened
Kippy hammering Sammies & heaters before going into an interview “my biggest flaw is I’m a professional” is absolute ALL TIMER 😂😂😂
@jimjohnson8999
Ай бұрын
*perfectionist
Kippy looks like he’s got stock in dominos with that fancy cup he’s got😂
@grantpowell4135
Ай бұрын
Tuddy is the only person to take down the undertaker lol
Split screen? What is this, CNN? 😂😂😂
@covidkiller420
Ай бұрын
I was driving and looked at the screen for a second and asked myself why the hell they were sitting so close to each other 😂
I remember when I walked out of my job at Lowe’s, my wife text me and told me she got the job she had been applying for making twice what I was making, it was 4th of July weekend, I had 2 racks of ribs in the fridge at home waiting to be grilled but I wasn’t going to get off of work until 10 PM, it was only 4, I said “fuck this”, took off my vest and tossed it by the 2X4s in lumber and walked right out.
@here7036
Ай бұрын
Rare moments when the Dirtbag in the sky blesses a bozo that perfectly lol
Just wanna say Thank You boys, as usual it's Sunday, we're here, lets fucking go
@andystreet339
Ай бұрын
Cheers 🍻 from Tennessee
10:50 "Is my name mentioned at all?" KILLED me hahahaha
35:36 “double o 7-11” deserved more 😂😂
27:41 I have never laughed harder at this podcast than “my biggest flaw is I’m a perfectionist”. Instant classic
“My biggest flaw is that I’m a perfectionist” that made my sides hurt 🤣
Got the penjamin and taking an 60 minute bathroom break for the boys. May my coughs cover the sound of my chocolate explosions.
@PearlDrumsHead
Ай бұрын
Real smart there bud. Hello hemorrhoids goodbye comfortable seating 😪
@theakspud
Ай бұрын
@@PearlDrumsHeadI'm still young with an iron brown eye, it's like a hard-core kegal. Keeps it tight
@thelokifiles
Ай бұрын
@@PearlDrumsHeadKeep his hemorrhoids out yo' mouth
@Thojo-qt7iu
Ай бұрын
This guy knows how to party
@Columbian.sand.blasted.nostril
Ай бұрын
Just remember… Foley dunks his toilet paper in the toilet bowl to wipe his ass
It's time for Sundee night din din with the family!
5:42 "Used Forklift Battery Plant.." wtf lol
@Sasquatch1987
Ай бұрын
I remember Kippy mentioning that he worked there in an episode ways back and was pissed that Foley and Toby didn't hassle him about it enough. Glad I finally got closure
Jesus Christ that riff on the before job interview made me die laughing
@here7036
Ай бұрын
Literally about to watch it again for s third time, so perfect lolol
I’m truly stunned that foley has never walked out of a job😂
@shoota117
Ай бұрын
The primo cocaine was fueling him.
After the worst day of work all year, this is exactly what I need. Love you bozos
Sunday scaries aren’t too scary when the boys drop
@theramplocal
Ай бұрын
It really helps making Sunday not suck as much
Ol’ Hank is probably really missing his Dad today. Keep your head up big guy.
The split camera is a reaaaaal home run boys
I blew water out of my nose when kip said " I care too much"
Love me a gosh darn Family episode!
Got my pops to watch you boys last week and now he’s excited to watch again, especially on Father’s Day! Hope you boys are having a well weekend! Love youse
Love the split screen Toby! First time I noticed it but I did a large gummy earlier 😂
@theramplocal
Ай бұрын
Perfect way to celebrate the end of the weekend! Greens for me fellow sir!
the way t-bone laughs like an evil villian at his own jokes is crazy
Happy Father's day to all the bozos who keep it going for their kids 🎉
"that got worse every word!" lmao between that and the Mercedes line Toby killing it this episode
My first cheque at subway was almost half because of the little hat and two tshirts. Banged up.
@danielmalyon2320
Ай бұрын
I've still got my macdonalds uniform. It's so old it's a semi-collsectable.
My biggest flaw is that I’m a perfectionist had me absolutely rolling lmao. 😂 killer ep boys love youse
Kippy's pre interview routine literally had me in tears🤣🤣
Staring at kippys mug made me order Dominos. They should be getting paid for that
Folleys side laugh is intoxicating love ya boys ❤
I worked the meat counter and was left by myself the whole shift, for the 2nd week in a row, on the busiest day. I asked my boss why he didn't get someone from another store to help, and he said budget. I told him now he has the budget and threw my apron on the ground. He wasn't happy because he clocked out 10 minutes before so he could dump everything on me and walk away.
Holy shit I was dying laughing about kippys interviews
"those are rich guy worms" xD
Damn this is all I needed today. Just moved in by myself to NJ and was feeling a little low. Thank you guys
@samanthab1923
Ай бұрын
Where in NJ? Not so bad
@danielcaro7
Ай бұрын
@@samanthab1923 east orange. Any advice?
@samanthab1923
Ай бұрын
@@danielcaro7 Oh! Hang out in South or West Orange. 👋
Foley was definitely the customer yelling at the guy.
Sunday scaries go away. It's AYG time.
26:32 is the start of one of the funniest riffs these guys have gone on recently and I was absolutely dying laughing 😂
Thank you Toby for pointing out how absolutely INSANE it is that Kippy’s grandpa was out there eating Cocoa Pebbles 😂😂 I thought that was gonna be swept under the rug
AYG if you're currently on vacation yet still watching these 😂🍿
007/eleven cmon that was gold!
Family episodes are the best. I needed this today. Thanks homies.
Split screen? Nice
I laughed so hard that I almost chocked on a gummy worm Hahaha. Hatchi Mathiii!! This is a HEATER!!!!!
Let's go boys😂❤
Had a really shitty day. Came home and boom, you bozos upload and next thing I know I smiled for the first time today. I love u guys more than u know. Kippy and Foley never fail to make my stomach hurt from laughter. ❤ k bye
I can't get over the fact that Kippy looks identical to our 3rd shift supervisor at the warehouse
THIS IS WHAT MAKES THIS SHOW SO GREAT
Yes , this is what was needed. Thanks Bois keep it cool.
I replayed the heaters before an interview but at least 10 straight times. Boys were cookin today! 😂😂😂😂
I'll never forget when we went from Hostess and Entemens to Little Debbie & Tasty Kake... Poverty
I just called them. She had no clue wtf I was talking about 😂❤
"Gotta get a meal in me before this 5 minute interview! I'll be in there STARVIN" is the hardest I've laughed at AYG in quite some time!
What an episode! I'm dying!
Fancy pantry? Nah, our snacks went on top of the fridge with cereal boxes lol
@samanthab1923
Ай бұрын
That’s a look 😂
A granite countertop is a foreign concept to Uncle Hank. This makes perfect sense.
Kippies dominoes mug got me dude 🤣😅
I laughed so hard when talking about Kippy smoking heaters right before an interview 😂😭
Girlfriend gave me tickets for the Chicago show. She's a keeper
@Poopballss
Ай бұрын
That’s garbage
@Poopballss
Ай бұрын
I’m actually just jealous 😅
Omg i also worked at a dog kennel and the owners lived right beside it, and would watch us on the cameras while we worked !!! Crazy people
Toby firing on all cylinders this episode.
Been waiting all day for this
So sad i couldn’t be there yesterday for the show in Dallas bought my ticket but shiz came up u know how it is fellas. Love yall tho me and the girl will catch you next time for sure!!!!
My favorite podcast. Always enjoy
Mighty fitting to have a family ep. for Fathers Day 🎉 Happy Father's Day to my fellow garbage pops
“Making wet burritos” literally almost killed me. Middle of rawdogging my fiber pills and started choking hahaha 😅
Saving this one for work tmro. Nothing gets me thru the day like a “Hey there everybody!!!!” O yea
Honored to be the 1k like. Keep up the good work Boyz!
The AYG Boys bring it each time out!
My dad got me a job at his long time standing cabinet making plant in our tiny town fresh outta high school. He had been there 20+ years and he was tired of me freeloading so he had me apply and he put a great word in for me. He was a forklift operator and they were hiring for another one as the one guy was leaving in a month. So they brought me in and hired me and for the mean time, put me in the shittiest part of the plant. I worked a conveyor belt where 10 foot long pieces of board came onto and you’d have to grab 4-5 of them at a time and stack them all according to the thickness. You were eyeballing quarter inches all day. It was awful. They kept dicking me around telling me they were gonna start my training for forklift next week. After 2 months, I found out that guy never quit and they were just gonna keep me at that conveyor belt as long as possible. I found my dad and asked for the keys to grab my smokes outta the car on morning break and left and never came back. lol. I felt awful cause my dad went to bat for me, but they fucked me royally.
best way to end a sunday night
As a guy who had his fathers day brunch at Three Monkeys yesterday... That place really holds up!
Lmao I just quit my job this past Friday . My boomer boss didn’t know what hit him lmao😂
Twas a good one!
Digging the split screen!
My head hurts from laughing so hard
What an ep, classic!
This is a top shelf family episode
I also once quit my job and then bought some dvds to just watch movies for the next few weeks or months. I remember buying the great outdoors with john candy.
What a great episode 😂😂😂😂
I once went on lunch break my first day at a pillow factory and never returned.
Not trash if you have the cajones to carry that cake, it's a celebration....I'll celebrate anywhere.
How was I unsubscribed? That's genuinely odd.. I LIVE FOR THESE!
‘Preciate it fellas
Hachi machi
Always a good day when the beards start comin in nice for the Jowls Bros.
Those counters Foley was talking about were called Corian created by DuPont. I installed hundreds of them. After the patent expired they started getting sold under a lot of names as Solid Surface counter tops.
This was a fucking heater boys, belly laughed several times. Cookin!
Best of the best!!!!
How is this the best episode ever. Fresh.🎉
Had a food fight break out in 5th grade in the early 2000s and caught a cheeseburger still wrapped in foil and ate it, definitely garbage 😂
You'se guys rule!
that interview riff was an all-timer my god
Listening to the pod while I'm planting a very classy arid adapted vegetable garden in anticipation of the summer rains...but it's a tiny gravel apartment yard so I dumped some potting soil ontop so it's actually garbage
I am surprised this podcast isn’t bigger i hope you guys reach 10milion subscribers
CAFFINE FREE COKE is a more refined* Acquired taste of royalty and tis to be sipped and savored pinky up!!😂😂😂🎉 I love it yaals
Let’s go best podcast ever