Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Gas Station Pizza w/ Paul Virzi
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Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast is back with Stand up comedian and podcast host Paul Virzi. You know Paul Virzi from Anything Better Podcast with Bill Burr, I'll Say This Stand Up Comedy Special, Honeydew Podcast, TFATK w/ Brendan Schaub and the Flagrant 2 Podcast. Love youse!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?
Пікірлер: 415
The Italian-invested high school bit makes this episode one of the all time greats 😂
@pvthfindxr
Жыл бұрын
every time i thought it was ending, Foley hit another tag 😂😂
@jpk51
Жыл бұрын
@@pvthfindxr nah that’s what i’m saying 😂 and big man is always hilarious but god some eps he literally cannot miss if he wanted to “you better not be kneeling for this” had me crying
@DrEaMsNoEviL
Жыл бұрын
Some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
@fajitamonday
Жыл бұрын
The espresso bar and prosciutto wrapped melon slices!
@yasirzainal1
Жыл бұрын
I almost had a brain aneurysm after :The feds taking pictures across the street. 🤣🤣🤣
“Pick which bottle of wine you want” and “better not be kneeling for this” had me DECEASED from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
You guys have no idea how much I needed the laughs you provide today. It's been really rough recently and the laughs definitely help!
@jonnygranville281
Жыл бұрын
Hang in there man. You can do it.
@nickpanacci3055
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like someone's out of DC and burnies
@garrettrutkowski9430
Жыл бұрын
No matter how hemmed up you may be, you got this ya bozo!!
@funcoresince8423
Жыл бұрын
Ayg is the best.
@funcoresince8423
Жыл бұрын
To stop feeling rough.
"Watch where you squirt that, jerkoff!" I was crying in the truck laughing so hard
Man literally had a asthma attack watching this “instead of the national anthem it’s Sinatra” 😂😂 dude
I love how Paul Virzi is their poster boy for whats classy 🤣
@Bloo_Bear
Жыл бұрын
All of Foley's Italian just Jumped outta him hearing how his wife gets her steaks cooked though 💀😂 as Family they'll look past it this Once
18:41 Peeing on jelly fish sting, "Let's go to dinner" hahah
This. Was. A. HEATER folks!! Virzi always brings it!
Step one: click on video Step two: click thumbs up Step three: leave a comment Step four: laugh ass off What step do you fire up a burnie? YOU CHOOSE!
Virzi's spot on about Foley going into science mode about the tomato pie description 🤣
He has 1000 rounds of .22 if I recall 😂😂😂😂 that ain’t strong enough Pauly!
@theramplocal
Жыл бұрын
He's got the Mrs on knife duty! All good homie!
@josephgarcia2690
Жыл бұрын
He lives in Jersey where around us less than 15% of population owns a firearm… he’ll be a mini neighborhood warlord with 1k rounds of .22 LR 🤣
@FarmerJimbob
Жыл бұрын
308 minimum. 556 in a pinch
Laughed until I cried throughout this. Needed it. Thanks, guys.🗑❤
@DrunkInPublic
Жыл бұрын
Woooooooweeeeee hot garbage women are a goooood piece of business
When y’all drink water a little after the 41:00 minute mark you do it in perfect unison. Y’all spend too much time together 😂
I’ve almost ran out of old AYG episodes to watch! I can’t get enough of this banger of a show!
@stephen32frazier
Жыл бұрын
If you haven't already, get the Patreon! For only $10 a month you get 2 more episodes a WEEK and access to the entire backlog of episodes!
@DrunkInPublic
Жыл бұрын
@@stephen32frazier I just did this and its a goooodamn great time over there!
@bandofmountains
Жыл бұрын
@@DrunkInPublic it's really insane how much content there is. AYG is great but Hard Feelings and Fat Court are just as good if not better at times
@stephen32frazier
Жыл бұрын
@@DrunkInPublic Helluva time!
@Fikroc
Жыл бұрын
I hear the paytch is one of the best 😉😉
How can you not love Virzi? Legendary guest, guys!
Holy crap. This was an all-time episode. Just classic Virzi.
Foley staggering up the hill, seen as an injured bear... must be taken!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Bloo_Bear
Жыл бұрын
The comedic timing of Virzi's stutter when he heard the phrase "staggerin up the hill" 🤣
Damn I want to see a picture of his interior now. He made it sound so good.
The baseball field riff is Top. Tier. Comedy 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh my god, I'm crying. ♫ _Fly me to the moon_ ♫ "Don't let me catch any of you kneelin!"
This pod is such a blessing. 🙏🏼
@funcoresince8423
Жыл бұрын
Best of best
Gas station pizza in the morning is a fucking life saver
this show makes my life better, thank you bozos
THE ITALIAN FUNDED HIGH SCHOOL BIT IS ONE OF THE BEST BITS IN PODCAST HISTORY!
Still my favorite podcast. Always enjoy
Thank you for this!! Right on time fellas
Love Paul
My Vikings Guna blow this game so I’m tuned in
@nickthomas7193
Жыл бұрын
I bet we go to OT get the first game with the new Playoff OT rules
@raygreeko
Жыл бұрын
Barkley TD. We stink
Patrice once said, men are philosophical about dumb shit. That's what AYG and this episode are all about and I LOVE it. Start off with hypothetical apocalypse shit, followed up with having to deal with bs high class restaurant rules in a strip mall. Mafia funded high school by Mr. Virzi himself. This is the shit we love to joke about that girls just don't get.
Virzi episodes are the best! The Italian Sports League section was too f'kin funny!
classic east coast bozo energy!
So funny. I like how they’re taking everything to the extreme. This is how my family is when we all get together. That’s love right there!!!
@RobertSlover
Жыл бұрын
classic east coast bozo energy!
"She says to me your so cool" The Disguise rocks
Foley acting like sharing a porterhouse is classy, or like he has ever actually shared one instead of eating the entire thing, is hilarious.
Oh man...I haven't laughed this hard in a long time
I can just imagine coach paul😂 “listen if we win tonight its white leather and waygu steak for everybody”🤣🤣
The Italian school bit was so good! Verzi crushes it with AYG, him and Dan Soder are top notch to riff with
AYG Comedy Podcast: Method Man - Staten Island Sultan AYG Comedy Podcast: Shapel Lacey - Flippin' Class AYG Comedy Podcast: Big Jay Oakerson - Fancy Accoutrements AYG Comedy Podcast: Theo Von - Classy Rat Different ep, same suggestions! Just trying to help the algorithm. Keep it trashy everyone, love y'all🗑
I only hope to one day have enough money to buy a car that nobody is allowed to be in. 😂😂
@angelotro
Жыл бұрын
The Spinal Tap of garbage.
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
That is the epitome of selfishness. Especially with children.
This pod, a cup of coffee and a joint got me right
THE GREATEST EPISODE OF ALL TIME!! POSSIBLY THE BEST OUT OF EVERY PODCAST EVER. I am crying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fucking A. Just heard “The Virzi Effect” with Joe List as a guest and it was great. I think it will be up every bozo’s alley that’s in the AYG army
Virzi could easily secure public funding for his Italian highschool in jersey
From 37:00 - 40:45 when I say I about crashed while driving from laughter...
One of the best episodes! I wish that imaginary Italian high school was my Alma mater.
This episode is absolute fire! Cried laughing at least 5 times. Thank you for this!!!
I think all of us laughed just as much as you gents 😆. Needed this!!!
When you boys gonna start clocking 3 hour rogie level eps! Paul wanted it even!
Been going through the back catalog and the virzi eps all had me laughing til it hurts 😂
30:08 kills me every single time 😂😂
There’s episodes where you can tell it’s gonna be a good ass episode. 3 minutes in I knew this was gonna be a 10/10 episode.
We got hunts brother pizza here that is exclusively gas station pizza and i love it.
Enough about the jellyfish let's go to dinner 😂😂😂
The white cows joke had me dying.
Big country little city podcast. DO IT!!
Foley is so funny that it blows my mind sometimes 🤣
I ate gas station pizza every week day for 12 years. Still live next to the gas station(yeah thats a big reason I got the house i did. Proximity to gas station pizza) but i don’t eat there anymore
“Dean Martin Field” 😂
Great ep. you guys never disappoint
Banger of a show! Literally laughed out loud the whole way through
Mr. Virzi coming in strong with the Just For Men, Hachi Machi, touuuggghhhhh look!
Definitely needed this episode today love love love the show u guys bring a smile to my face on my darkest days much love fellas
"I'll do the sandwich. Let's not get crazy here" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great episode! I was laughing till my sides hurt🤣
Bro, Toby’s bit at 41:19 had me in shambles
This is one of my favorites by far. Good job guys.
41:08 the synced up water sip is amazing lmao
Been waiting for you boys to have Virzi back on🔥
Huge fan of these guys and their awesome circle of comedians! Out of the prob 5000 podcasts I've watched/ listened to this show with Paul had me absolutely rolling, laughing out loud after a hard day at work. Thank u guys !! Keep it the fuck up plz!
AYG 2023 the kid has been a $10 homie for roughly 2 years and haven’t stopped enjoying the duo plus T Bone. Boston Live Show was the shit love you guys can’t wait for the next one
No more established land title ads? Y'all must have made a killing shilling for their scam. Props.
This episode was definitely one of the greats 🎉
I about passed out 4 times laughing so far. I’m 15 minutes in. Thanks boys.
29:10 hibachi bit can't believe is improvised, it's so fkn funny
"You're putting her on hatchet duty? JC Paul where's the chivalry?"
AYG is the MF’n BEST comedy pod ever! This is just one of dozens of down-right LOL bangers! 🔥 🤘🏼💪🏼👍🏼👍🏼
I have watched all the patreon episodes and now going through the youtube vids and boys… this Paul guy has to be the funnest guest y’all ever had. From the first time he was on till this episode, nothing but laughs! Keep it up fellas!
the hypotheticals they go off on are the reason i watch this show. so fuckin funny
My neighbor stores gas and rides out prices. We spill more of it trying to get it in the car, but it's the thought that counts
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
That sounds dangerous.
DUUUUDE!!! I’ve been using AYG questions on first dates and Tinder for a year now!!!
Thought you guys were having Turtle on the show for a second .
Dude when these three get together it's pure comedy gold my stomach hurts from laughing this whole episode 🤣🤣 these guys just keep it Rollin
@RobertSlover
Жыл бұрын
classic east coast bozo energy!
That lint on Paul's hat is killing me
I cannot express how much I love watching this podcast. It's become my "safety blanket" so to speak. Thanks for grinding out episodes here and on the Patreon! Boys are COOKIN
44:55 This just triggered a description of Rick Glassman's podcast "Take Your Shoes Off", which is incredible, btw.
Chicagoan here, deep dish pizza is amazing, you have to go to the right place for it. Lou Malnatis is King. If you're a real Chicagoan you know.
Soccer bit so good they had to take a water break.
This was my favorite episode 😂😂😂
You three need to work together and write down a script of that Italian-ultra-invested school dad. This episode was amazing
😂😂😂😂😂 absolutely amazing had to pull my car over because I was cry laughing
This episode was PURE GOLD 😂
This was a great ep
I had to audibly say YEW CHEWS let’s gooo
I laughed so hard my cheeks and belly hurts
I broke my rib last week and I cant get thru this podcast without writhing in pain
1,000 rounds of .22 ain’t gonna kill much lol
Foley: "I thought piss had antiseptic qualities" 😂
Gat damn it ive laughed so hard this episode. Virzi is the best guest
Did he say they put in new air they really sold him magic beans
Steak, well butterflyed IS WIIIIILD