Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Gas Station Pizza w/ Paul Virzi

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Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast is back with Stand up comedian and podcast host Paul Virzi. You know Paul Virzi from Anything Better Podcast with Bill Burr, I'll Say This Stand Up Comedy Special, Honeydew Podcast, TFATK w/ Brendan Schaub and the Flagrant 2 Podcast. Love youse!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

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  • @Coolasheck
    @Coolasheck Жыл бұрын

    The Italian-invested high school bit makes this episode one of the all time greats 😂

  • @pvthfindxr

    @pvthfindxr

    Жыл бұрын

    every time i thought it was ending, Foley hit another tag 😂😂

  • @jpk51

    @jpk51

    Жыл бұрын

    @@pvthfindxr nah that’s what i’m saying 😂 and big man is always hilarious but god some eps he literally cannot miss if he wanted to “you better not be kneeling for this” had me crying

  • @DrEaMsNoEviL

    @DrEaMsNoEviL

    Жыл бұрын

    Some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

  • @fajitamonday

    @fajitamonday

    Жыл бұрын

    The espresso bar and prosciutto wrapped melon slices!

  • @yasirzainal1

    @yasirzainal1

    Жыл бұрын

    I almost had a brain aneurysm after :The feds taking pictures across the street. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheJayWashExperience
    @TheJayWashExperience Жыл бұрын

    “Pick which bottle of wine you want” and “better not be kneeling for this” had me DECEASED from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Uncle_Duck
    @Uncle_Duck Жыл бұрын

    You guys have no idea how much I needed the laughs you provide today. It's been really rough recently and the laughs definitely help!

  • @jonnygranville281

    @jonnygranville281

    Жыл бұрын

    Hang in there man. You can do it.

  • @nickpanacci3055

    @nickpanacci3055

    Жыл бұрын

    Sounds like someone's out of DC and burnies

  • @garrettrutkowski9430

    @garrettrutkowski9430

    Жыл бұрын

    No matter how hemmed up you may be, you got this ya bozo!!

  • @funcoresince8423

    @funcoresince8423

    Жыл бұрын

    Ayg is the best.

  • @funcoresince8423

    @funcoresince8423

    Жыл бұрын

    To stop feeling rough.

  • @druno82
    @druno82 Жыл бұрын

    "Watch where you squirt that, jerkoff!" I was crying in the truck laughing so hard

  • @devinsilva2102
    @devinsilva2102 Жыл бұрын

    Man literally had a asthma attack watching this “instead of the national anthem it’s Sinatra” 😂😂 dude

  • @esterrut9702
    @esterrut9702 Жыл бұрын

    I love how Paul Virzi is their poster boy for whats classy 🤣

  • @Bloo_Bear

    @Bloo_Bear

    Жыл бұрын

    All of Foley's Italian just Jumped outta him hearing how his wife gets her steaks cooked though 💀😂 as Family they'll look past it this Once

  • @McIntosh.R
    @McIntosh.R Жыл бұрын

    18:41 Peeing on jelly fish sting, "Let's go to dinner" hahah

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom Жыл бұрын

    This. Was. A. HEATER folks!! Virzi always brings it!

  • @nickpanacci3055
    @nickpanacci3055 Жыл бұрын

    Step one: click on video Step two: click thumbs up Step three: leave a comment Step four: laugh ass off What step do you fire up a burnie? YOU CHOOSE!

  • @gregdavory
    @gregdavory Жыл бұрын

    Virzi's spot on about Foley going into science mode about the tomato pie description 🤣

  • @TheOriginalTroll
    @TheOriginalTroll Жыл бұрын

    He has 1000 rounds of .22 if I recall 😂😂😂😂 that ain’t strong enough Pauly!

  • @theramplocal

    @theramplocal

    Жыл бұрын

    He's got the Mrs on knife duty! All good homie!

  • @josephgarcia2690

    @josephgarcia2690

    Жыл бұрын

    He lives in Jersey where around us less than 15% of population owns a firearm… he’ll be a mini neighborhood warlord with 1k rounds of .22 LR 🤣

  • @FarmerJimbob

    @FarmerJimbob

    Жыл бұрын

    308 minimum. 556 in a pinch

  • @TreeBee555
    @TreeBee555 Жыл бұрын

    Laughed until I cried throughout this. Needed it. Thanks, guys.🗑❤

  • @DrunkInPublic

    @DrunkInPublic

    Жыл бұрын

    Woooooooweeeeee hot garbage women are a goooood piece of business

  • @dylangrimm1296
    @dylangrimm1296 Жыл бұрын

    When y’all drink water a little after the 41:00 minute mark you do it in perfect unison. Y’all spend too much time together 😂

  • @ZenoSama_
    @ZenoSama_ Жыл бұрын

    I’ve almost ran out of old AYG episodes to watch! I can’t get enough of this banger of a show!

  • @stephen32frazier

    @stephen32frazier

    Жыл бұрын

    If you haven't already, get the Patreon! For only $10 a month you get 2 more episodes a WEEK and access to the entire backlog of episodes!

  • @DrunkInPublic

    @DrunkInPublic

    Жыл бұрын

    @@stephen32frazier I just did this and its a goooodamn great time over there!

  • @bandofmountains

    @bandofmountains

    Жыл бұрын

    @@DrunkInPublic it's really insane how much content there is. AYG is great but Hard Feelings and Fat Court are just as good if not better at times

  • @stephen32frazier

    @stephen32frazier

    Жыл бұрын

    @@DrunkInPublic Helluva time!

  • @Fikroc

    @Fikroc

    Жыл бұрын

    I hear the paytch is one of the best 😉😉

  • @rhysduggan2167
    @rhysduggan2167 Жыл бұрын

    How can you not love Virzi? Legendary guest, guys!

  • @chadmccune2935
    @chadmccune2935 Жыл бұрын

    Holy crap. This was an all-time episode. Just classic Virzi.

  • @joelbrown3479
    @joelbrown3479 Жыл бұрын

    Foley staggering up the hill, seen as an injured bear... must be taken!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bloo_Bear

    @Bloo_Bear

    Жыл бұрын

    The comedic timing of Virzi's stutter when he heard the phrase "staggerin up the hill" 🤣

  • @richkrupansky1339
    @richkrupansky1339 Жыл бұрын

    Damn I want to see a picture of his interior now. He made it sound so good.

  • @TheJayWashExperience
    @TheJayWashExperience Жыл бұрын

    The baseball field riff is Top. Tier. Comedy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sshuggi
    @sshuggi Жыл бұрын

    Oh my god, I'm crying. ♫ _Fly me to the moon_ ♫ "Don't let me catch any of you kneelin!"

  • @Ratinadrainditch
    @Ratinadrainditch Жыл бұрын

    This pod is such a blessing. 🙏🏼

  • @funcoresince8423

    @funcoresince8423

    Жыл бұрын

    Best of best

  • @Kas3-
    @Kas3- Жыл бұрын

    Gas station pizza in the morning is a fucking life saver

  • @jahbless2114
    @jahbless2114 Жыл бұрын

    this show makes my life better, thank you bozos

  • @B_Don
    @B_Don Жыл бұрын

    THE ITALIAN FUNDED HIGH SCHOOL BIT IS ONE OF THE BEST BITS IN PODCAST HISTORY!

  • @jdcriswell2499
    @jdcriswell2499 Жыл бұрын

    Still my favorite podcast. Always enjoy

  • @lanceslaughter1935
    @lanceslaughter1935 Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for this!! Right on time fellas

  • @rambo6796
    @rambo6796 Жыл бұрын

    Love Paul

  • @raygreeko
    @raygreeko Жыл бұрын

    My Vikings Guna blow this game so I’m tuned in

  • @nickthomas7193

    @nickthomas7193

    Жыл бұрын

    I bet we go to OT get the first game with the new Playoff OT rules

  • @raygreeko

    @raygreeko

    Жыл бұрын

    Barkley TD. We stink

  • @youngdadscomedy
    @youngdadscomedy Жыл бұрын

    Patrice once said, men are philosophical about dumb shit. That's what AYG and this episode are all about and I LOVE it. Start off with hypothetical apocalypse shit, followed up with having to deal with bs high class restaurant rules in a strip mall. Mafia funded high school by Mr. Virzi himself. This is the shit we love to joke about that girls just don't get.

  • @TalkingThrones
    @TalkingThrones Жыл бұрын

    Virzi episodes are the best! The Italian Sports League section was too f'kin funny!

  • @RobertSlover
    @RobertSlover Жыл бұрын

    classic east coast bozo energy!

  • @I___Love___U
    @I___Love___U Жыл бұрын

    So funny. I like how they’re taking everything to the extreme. This is how my family is when we all get together. That’s love right there!!!

  • @RobertSlover

    @RobertSlover

    Жыл бұрын

    classic east coast bozo energy!

  • @GriseldaBSF410
    @GriseldaBSF410 Жыл бұрын

    "She says to me your so cool" The Disguise rocks

  • @jakehoover6655
    @jakehoover665514 күн бұрын

    Foley acting like sharing a porterhouse is classy, or like he has ever actually shared one instead of eating the entire thing, is hilarious.

  • @rachelolson1337
    @rachelolson1337 Жыл бұрын

    Oh man...I haven't laughed this hard in a long time

  • @Dr.Gonzoo
    @Dr.Gonzoo Жыл бұрын

    I can just imagine coach paul😂 “listen if we win tonight its white leather and waygu steak for everybody”🤣🤣

  • @Tony-Madisson
    @Tony-Madisson Жыл бұрын

    The Italian school bit was so good! Verzi crushes it with AYG, him and Dan Soder are top notch to riff with

  • @KyleNRB
    @KyleNRB Жыл бұрын

    AYG Comedy Podcast: Method Man - Staten Island Sultan AYG Comedy Podcast: Shapel Lacey - Flippin' Class AYG Comedy Podcast: Big Jay Oakerson - Fancy Accoutrements AYG Comedy Podcast: Theo Von - Classy Rat Different ep, same suggestions! Just trying to help the algorithm. Keep it trashy everyone, love y'all🗑

  • @5cent27
    @5cent27 Жыл бұрын

    I only hope to one day have enough money to buy a car that nobody is allowed to be in. 😂😂

  • @angelotro

    @angelotro

    Жыл бұрын

    The Spinal Tap of garbage.

  • @samanthab1923

    @samanthab1923

    Жыл бұрын

    That is the epitome of selfishness. Especially with children.

  • @tronfromdacityyy6889
    @tronfromdacityyy6889 Жыл бұрын

    This pod, a cup of coffee and a joint got me right

  • @bigwill-pn5xc
    @bigwill-pn5xc Жыл бұрын

    THE GREATEST EPISODE OF ALL TIME!! POSSIBLY THE BEST OUT OF EVERY PODCAST EVER. I am crying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rawpower12xu
    @rawpower12xu Жыл бұрын

    Fucking A. Just heard “The Virzi Effect” with Joe List as a guest and it was great. I think it will be up every bozo’s alley that’s in the AYG army

  • @ninjallama6723
    @ninjallama6723 Жыл бұрын

    Virzi could easily secure public funding for his Italian highschool in jersey

  • @jimmy_mcneilus
    @jimmy_mcneilus Жыл бұрын

    From 37:00 - 40:45 when I say I about crashed while driving from laughter...

  • @davidchuckworth7249
    @davidchuckworth7249 Жыл бұрын

    One of the best episodes! I wish that imaginary Italian high school was my Alma mater.

  • @jonm6891
    @jonm6891 Жыл бұрын

    This episode is absolute fire! Cried laughing at least 5 times. Thank you for this!!!

  • @pnwfavmilf05-12
    @pnwfavmilf05-12 Жыл бұрын

    I think all of us laughed just as much as you gents 😆. Needed this!!!

  • @matt2993
    @matt2993 Жыл бұрын

    When you boys gonna start clocking 3 hour rogie level eps! Paul wanted it even!

  • @fakename1656
    @fakename16564 ай бұрын

    Been going through the back catalog and the virzi eps all had me laughing til it hurts 😂

  • @JWP6948
    @JWP6948Ай бұрын

    30:08 kills me every single time 😂😂

  • @Biznissreal
    @Biznissreal10 ай бұрын

    There’s episodes where you can tell it’s gonna be a good ass episode. 3 minutes in I knew this was gonna be a 10/10 episode.

  • @dontpanic9261
    @dontpanic9261 Жыл бұрын

    We got hunts brother pizza here that is exclusively gas station pizza and i love it.

  • @kylemcgill2966
    @kylemcgill2966 Жыл бұрын

    Enough about the jellyfish let's go to dinner 😂😂😂

  • @pritter21
    @pritter2111 ай бұрын

    The white cows joke had me dying.

  • @rambo6796
    @rambo6796 Жыл бұрын

    Big country little city podcast. DO IT!!

  • @peternjoroge9924
    @peternjoroge9924 Жыл бұрын

    Foley is so funny that it blows my mind sometimes 🤣

  • @Ottophil
    @Ottophil Жыл бұрын

    I ate gas station pizza every week day for 12 years. Still live next to the gas station(yeah thats a big reason I got the house i did. Proximity to gas station pizza) but i don’t eat there anymore

  • @kickedouttaconfession
    @kickedouttaconfession Жыл бұрын

    “Dean Martin Field” 😂

  • @peterhelfman7299
    @peterhelfman7299 Жыл бұрын

    Great ep. you guys never disappoint

  • @traysims4230
    @traysims4230 Жыл бұрын

    Banger of a show! Literally laughed out loud the whole way through

  • @tmacfan824
    @tmacfan824 Жыл бұрын

    Mr. Virzi coming in strong with the Just For Men, Hachi Machi, touuuggghhhhh look!

  • @braxtonstreeval4309
    @braxtonstreeval4309 Жыл бұрын

    Definitely needed this episode today love love love the show u guys bring a smile to my face on my darkest days much love fellas

  • @ninjallama6723
    @ninjallama6723 Жыл бұрын

    "I'll do the sandwich. Let's not get crazy here" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Drakeith
    @Drakeith Жыл бұрын

    Great episode! I was laughing till my sides hurt🤣

  • @DAYWOKR
    @DAYWOKR Жыл бұрын

    Bro, Toby’s bit at 41:19 had me in shambles

  • @Benjamin.S.S.
    @Benjamin.S.S. Жыл бұрын

    This is one of my favorites by far. Good job guys.

  • @miguelsomarriba1103
    @miguelsomarriba1103 Жыл бұрын

    41:08 the synced up water sip is amazing lmao

  • @KGB_5
    @KGB_5 Жыл бұрын

    Been waiting for you boys to have Virzi back on🔥

  • @raubutube
    @raubutube Жыл бұрын

    Huge fan of these guys and their awesome circle of comedians! Out of the prob 5000 podcasts I've watched/ listened to this show with Paul had me absolutely rolling, laughing out loud after a hard day at work. Thank u guys !! Keep it the fuck up plz!

  • @capecodgarbage4702
    @capecodgarbage4702 Жыл бұрын

    AYG 2023 the kid has been a $10 homie for roughly 2 years and haven’t stopped enjoying the duo plus T Bone. Boston Live Show was the shit love you guys can’t wait for the next one

  • @ResistTheGreatReset1984
    @ResistTheGreatReset1984 Жыл бұрын

    No more established land title ads? Y'all must have made a killing shilling for their scam. Props.

  • @stuhiggins6065
    @stuhiggins6065 Жыл бұрын

    This episode was definitely one of the greats 🎉

  • @johnschwartz3747
    @johnschwartz3747 Жыл бұрын

    I about passed out 4 times laughing so far. I’m 15 minutes in. Thanks boys.

  • @JazzonAA
    @JazzonAA Жыл бұрын

    29:10 hibachi bit can't believe is improvised, it's so fkn funny

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts Жыл бұрын

    "You're putting her on hatchet duty? JC Paul where's the chivalry?"

  • @420lito
    @420lito Жыл бұрын

    AYG is the MF’n BEST comedy pod ever! This is just one of dozens of down-right LOL bangers! 🔥 🤘🏼💪🏼👍🏼👍🏼

  • @thelolife2395
    @thelolife239529 күн бұрын

    I have watched all the patreon episodes and now going through the youtube vids and boys… this Paul guy has to be the funnest guest y’all ever had. From the first time he was on till this episode, nothing but laughs! Keep it up fellas!

  • @connerjmckinzie
    @connerjmckinzie Жыл бұрын

    the hypotheticals they go off on are the reason i watch this show. so fuckin funny

  • @Wiggles_vs._snuggles
    @Wiggles_vs._snuggles Жыл бұрын

    My neighbor stores gas and rides out prices. We spill more of it trying to get it in the car, but it's the thought that counts

  • @samanthab1923

    @samanthab1923

    Жыл бұрын

    That sounds dangerous.

  • @michaelmosher799
    @michaelmosher799 Жыл бұрын

    DUUUUDE!!! I’ve been using AYG questions on first dates and Tinder for a year now!!!

  • @exploringwithasmr
    @exploringwithasmr Жыл бұрын

    Thought you guys were having Turtle on the show for a second .

  • @Jm-is9ig
    @Jm-is9ig Жыл бұрын

    Dude when these three get together it's pure comedy gold my stomach hurts from laughing this whole episode 🤣🤣 these guys just keep it Rollin

  • @RobertSlover

    @RobertSlover

    Жыл бұрын

    classic east coast bozo energy!

  • @Colanito
    @Colanito Жыл бұрын

    That lint on Paul's hat is killing me

  • @lunchbreakskate
    @lunchbreakskate Жыл бұрын

    I cannot express how much I love watching this podcast. It's become my "safety blanket" so to speak. Thanks for grinding out episodes here and on the Patreon! Boys are COOKIN

  • @0to60in1day
    @0to60in1day Жыл бұрын

    44:55 This just triggered a description of Rick Glassman's podcast "Take Your Shoes Off", which is incredible, btw.

  • @TheMitch112190
    @TheMitch112190 Жыл бұрын

    Chicagoan here, deep dish pizza is amazing, you have to go to the right place for it. Lou Malnatis is King. If you're a real Chicagoan you know.

  • @david197757
    @david197757 Жыл бұрын

    Soccer bit so good they had to take a water break.

  • @Dr.Gonzoo
    @Dr.Gonzoo Жыл бұрын

    This was my favorite episode 😂😂😂

  • @jcut
    @jcut Жыл бұрын

    You three need to work together and write down a script of that Italian-ultra-invested school dad. This episode was amazing

  • @deanclark1822
    @deanclark1822 Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂 absolutely amazing had to pull my car over because I was cry laughing

  • @KrankyKate279
    @KrankyKate279 Жыл бұрын

    This episode was PURE GOLD 😂

  • @Inchyladas
    @Inchyladas Жыл бұрын

    This was a great ep

  • @1017KushNoLove
    @1017KushNoLove Жыл бұрын

    I had to audibly say YEW CHEWS let’s gooo

  • @DrunkInChargeMMA
    @DrunkInChargeMMA Жыл бұрын

    I laughed so hard my cheeks and belly hurts

  • @dylanflaherty9011
    @dylanflaherty9011 Жыл бұрын

    I broke my rib last week and I cant get thru this podcast without writhing in pain

  • @jakeegarris
    @jakeegarris Жыл бұрын

    1,000 rounds of .22 ain’t gonna kill much lol

  • @DocManhattan56
    @DocManhattan56 Жыл бұрын

    Foley: "I thought piss had antiseptic qualities" 😂

  • @tomatosawse
    @tomatosawse Жыл бұрын

    Gat damn it ive laughed so hard this episode. Virzi is the best guest

  • @Yesyou_
    @Yesyou_ Жыл бұрын

    Did he say they put in new air they really sold him magic beans

  • @mondeezul
    @mondeezul Жыл бұрын

    Steak, well butterflyed IS WIIIIILD

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