Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Hooters Family Trip w/ Kippy & Foley
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Are You Garbage is back with Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
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Пікірлер: 507
That "talking to ghost to solve cold case and ending up on suspect list" was an all-time question
@NahNahNahNoWay
Жыл бұрын
They should get that guy on the show and do an interview
@amon-crow4414
Жыл бұрын
I swear to god on my mothers grave the guy that sent in that question is my best friend. Can confirm his mother (who is a gem by the way) did in fact do that
@DT61636
4 ай бұрын
She sounds like a blast @@amon-crow4414
@DT61636
4 ай бұрын
I have questions for everyone involved... Netflix should be on this
The whole cousin debacle was a wild ride 🤣
@EastboundAndDowns
Жыл бұрын
Anyone who's part trash ALWAYS has the cousin, and if you don't know what I'm talking about; it's you.
@Dumbumula111
Жыл бұрын
Third cousin basically means their grandmas are cousins, DEFINITELY trash……..
@Dumbumula111
Жыл бұрын
@yaboi9349 if they share the same great-great, then that means their greats are siblings, making the grandparents cousins, since the grandparents both share the same grandparent (which is the great great)
@PhilProfEdwards
Жыл бұрын
My friend married his third cousin. We clown him all of the time … behind his back.
@Dronax
Жыл бұрын
@@PhilProfEdwards not as bad as what hes doing on his cousins back
Kippy trying to wink at a hooters waitress is the funniest mental picture
@EastboundAndDowns
Жыл бұрын
KJ really rags on Foley for bein' a dirtball, but HACHI MACHI does Kippy have some tough adolescent looks.
Using a KFC bucket for trick or treating has to be the trashiest thing ever brought up 😂😂😂😂
@sonnyboy1618
Жыл бұрын
It's literally trash being used to collect candy on the trashiest Holliday. He's doing it for the love of the game.
@ianthorpe1925
Жыл бұрын
I don't see a problem... it's finger lickin good. Lmao
@robinsharkey6658
Жыл бұрын
@@sonnyboy1618How do people think it's a holiday? Absolutely absurd.
@DT61636
4 ай бұрын
100% dude. That's like the most broken of homes.
10 dollar homie here... ladies and gents. im tellin ya the patreon is worth every single dollar. the content is amazingly produced and maaaaan its clean livin
@mellyp5302
Жыл бұрын
100%!!
@RD-qb7sd
Жыл бұрын
Is this Kippy or Foley?
@bcb5696
Жыл бұрын
@@RD-qb7sdprob Toby tbh
An embarrassed Kippy is literally the best. More of that, please.
Last time I ate inside a KFC was with a relative. He said "seen any new movies lately?". I said Click with Adam Sandler. At the top of his lungs he said "Clit?" with coleslaw falling out of his mouth. So funny. Almost pissed my pants. Hilarious
Our family referred to “Extreme Home Makeover” as “Cry Me A House.” Good times…
@ObsidianNomad
Жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@microwavehouse
Жыл бұрын
Fantastic
@jamiepasquariello2652
Жыл бұрын
My dad called John Travolta "John Revolting" lol. Hated disco
I now picture Foley as a cartoon elephant freaking out horrified over a mouse crossing his path.
Trying to figure out the third cousin thing is TRASH lol LOVE IT😂
@DT61636
4 ай бұрын
Its legal to put a ring on her finger, so it's legal to finger her ring. The "cousin" part just makes it hot
kippys tissue magician lines were under appreciated!!! “are these your germs?” sent me
Just downed a couple cold ones on vacation and now a new family ep with the boys? Clean livin right there boys. Light up a heater and call it a good night
3:45 till Foley brings up food/eating... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Titles & Maple syrup 😊😅😊😅
Watching the pod on KZread and I hear Mr. Ryan say “grab your bayonet and meet me on Gaul street” as I’m driving on Gaul street. 😂 Port Richmond
Can we get Foley and NGLuke to recreate the Tommy Boy cover 📸 👔👔 Those two are bonkos!
@Gixsir
Жыл бұрын
I smell a spin off series 😂
The first use of bayonets was simply a knife stuck on the end of a musket barrel used by French hunters catching wild boar. This combination was then used in warfare, and became known as a plug bayonet.Whatever their origin, the first bayonets appeared in French armies during the 1640s. The Royal-Artillerie regiment was equipped with them in 1671. At the time they were no more than a foot-long blade, with a cylindrical handle thrust directly in the musket muzzle
@cloudbloom
Жыл бұрын
Nerd alert🚨
@NOxSPLOOSHxPLANE
Жыл бұрын
@@cloudbloom geek not nerd 🤓
@jgo413
Жыл бұрын
this guy knows his bayo-history.
@NOxSPLOOSHxPLANE
Жыл бұрын
@@jgo413 😂
Talk about giving the family episode a new meaning and taking it up a notch 😂😂
Who else was screaming "New Yankee Workshop" for the entire Bob Vila segment? 😄
Any burglar who breaks into Foley's place and sees him saunter out with the Vader mask on might just blow their own brains out.
Ill never forget my Uncle Mitch watching my brother and I as a kid. He had a sweet convertible and drove recklessly to Hooters with us. What an experience for a 9 year old. He also showed us an old polaroid of him with some famous stripper from way back with insanely huge implants. At the time it seemed really cool; now not so much....maybe a little lol.
@GoGoJuice120
Жыл бұрын
It's fucking cool dude...it's also trash 🗑
That patreon question at 26:58 absolutely destroyed me 😂😂😂 that’s so wild 😂 shout out to em
can’t wait til we get David Spade on the pod
@irockdeeznuts
Жыл бұрын
Why? What do you know about spade that would be good. ...Just go Sandler
@michaelhall5429
2 ай бұрын
@@irockdeeznutsspade had one of the absolute trashiest upbringings ever. Walking back through the woods with your brother and a gun after your dad dropped you off in a random place to see if you were man enough to make it home trashy. Trust me, it would be an all timer.
That was a solid foley intro. I feel kippy's been a lil stingy on the laughs recently.
@BPH55
Жыл бұрын
I agree! He’s been a real bozo with his reactions lately.
@mastergwaha
Жыл бұрын
@@BPH55 gimme the trash trash trash!
@ikedewinter1213
Жыл бұрын
He and t bone always against foley lol
@sabu1378
Жыл бұрын
He’s too worried about going bankrupt getting his couch cleaned for 1/4 of the cost of the total couch each time.
@Trashtrashtrashhh
Жыл бұрын
Don’t be stingy
37:10 best description of a foley night . the cat being on patrol is best
You have to LOVE, Foley explaining something he doesn't understand and spin everyone into his confused wormhole😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Kippy, loosing it, the long haired one, trying 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
@joelbrown3479
Жыл бұрын
3-rd cousin b.j. = garbage?
foley’s gonna LOSE HIS MIND when he finds out about handheld vacuums for his couch loll
Nice Tony Hawk board on the wall! Classy! 👍
Hearing big Wa-Wa go hard on Toby for crank shaming his pops made my day. Guilty by association with that 2" kickstand, eh gravy thighs. Love it.
For all those people who wake up with the shakes from the party the night before …Hooters is not the place to go for the hair of the dog🤣🤣🤣🔥
@brendonschomer5736
Жыл бұрын
For real, nothing worse than trying to stare at titties with a headache.
Family ep! I think Kippy's hair might actually be filling in! Lol.
Toby keep the one liners comin!
@xAjido
Жыл бұрын
"Depends how they pronounce crick" was hilarious
I love the bois. I'm in love with em when you can tell they just came from dinner!
On the hooters story...."ummm guy's i think we passed the applebee's 🤓" i can picture kippy now LOL
i am crying laughing at the mom talking to the ghost to solve a case and being put on the suspect list
It's hilarious that Foley was grossed out by his mom keeping her snotty tissues in her robe, because I just watched an episode where he admitted that if he's jammed up he'll blow his nose in hotel sheets😂😂😂
No lie - Im staying in Niagara Falls for work and my employer has me at a hotel attached to a Hooters. The amount of families Ive seen come in here is WILD. Also had a guy at the bar tell me that society has forgotten about God - in a hooters. Its a wild place
Dude got a couch cleaner! this is a level in the most opulent of men!!! hell yeah sir!
“Noodles Ala Foley” stopped the pod dead, but that name is just too funny😂😂😂😂
Ned Ryerson 😂 Groundhog Day deep cut
Pumped for this eppy!! ❤️🗑❤️
@bcb5696
Жыл бұрын
Pumped full of this eppy pen
Boom best part of my day love ya boys
"They moved me bins!" Was such a dope callback haha
Loved rummaging the house as a kid
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
I liked they used that old “rootin around” saying 😊
Let’s go boys!! Love a family ep🗑️
I was watching "This old house" when they were discussing this old house!! 🤘It's called "ask this old house" now
This is still my favorite podcast! Always enjoy
Foley kept his composure but he was genuinely upset that Dunkin Donuts no longer made them in stores lol.
its a crick in the neck, a creak in the door, and a creek to swim in
The Bob Vila competitor on PBS was called New Yankee Workshop. I loved watching that stuff as a kid.
"That's strangers if you ask me" 😂😂
1:05:13 "YOUR GRANDFATHERS GRANDFATHER?!" a simple "What are you Puerto Rican?" would've been funny
Got the original bones brigade signed deck on the wall. You guys are movin up!
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
Very cool 😎
I really, really needed a good belly laugh today. Thank you for being such lovable bozos! ❤ 🇨🇦
Only pod I listen to the full intro. It's just comforting at this point.
the ned ryerson name drop has me in tears.
Automatic 👍 everytime! 🗑️🍻
That Adam and Eve commercial 😂😂 “fight off the zombies”
Again the question of the century… is Kippy saying Straight Road or Street Road?
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
Good one 😅
“Calling a fire mission on your own position” -H Foley
I was stationed in Mayport Florida when the USS Sullivans was commissioned. It was a big deal.
I love Wednesday evenings!
AYG always puts a smile on my face when I'm having a hard day and reminds me to stay silly. Thanks!
4:20 has me in bits for no good reason. you guys are hilarious!
The creek/crick answer is interesting because one of the least garbage people in my family was my grandfather, and out of nowhere when I was about 16 years old he broke out crick. Me and my cousin had no idea what he was talking about. I didn't hear it again until 15 years later when I got down south at my stepfather's house and his hillbilly family always uses it. My grandfather was born, raised and lived in north NJ, moved to central NJ as a senior. Only time he wasn't around NJ was the four years he served in WWII, so maybe that's where he picked it up. But I heard it once in my first 30+ years and it was from him. He also was the only person I knew who said the street name "route" like a driving route (rhymes with pout) instead of saying "root", like root 70
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
It is weird how that happens. My dad was the same. Perfect English & no accent but raised in the Bronx. We lived in central NJ. He pronounced H as hay-tch. Found out later it was all the Irish nuns when he was in school.
“Got little leafs” made me giggle like a little kid ha
I ALWAYS point to the sky when T-Bone says "TRUEDAROOF!"
I love this fucking podcast - it’s single-handedly keeping me from being homesick since I moved out of the country with all the Pennsy/Philly speak.
I love this show. Y’all should go everywhere and let us watch you in random environments haha
I live near a hooters and every bit of garbage in me wants to go over there and just get my fingers nasty on those hot, saucy wings I heard they have! Seems like a cool spot.
Hey guys, I worked at KFC when I was a teenager and people used to eat inside KFC a lot because through the 90s and early 2000s there was a buffet
Loving the “look to Toby” angle!
"Big tittys and maple syrup" The name of my upcoming rock ballad album.
Also the weird things cat's do is called greebles. Hilarious!
Great Ep fellas!! KFC chocolate cake was the best part of taking KFC home. That cake in the 1 bedroom apartment just hit different. Would love for y’all to come to the southwest - can’t travel too far for a show because I’m garbage - would love to hear the T-Bone guffaw’s in the back of the venue such a legendary laugh.
I'm the ghost question, first time long time, thank you all so much you are the best!
I totally forgot tossing the house when we were left alone!!core memories unlocked! 😂
He ain’t lyin about using a vacuum on the coach. Really knocks it out
use an extension tool or small vaccum for the couch! that's what that stuff is for.
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
Those little Dirt Devils were perfect for carpeted stairs & furniture.
This never fails to make me crack up like a tweaker on the street
I grew up in a tiny town in Nebraska My FAVORITE thing was just rooting around in closets when no one was around. I loved just seeing shit, and any change was mine.
I feel like this episode should've been shelfed until Halloween lol this was a spooky ep! 😂 Good stuff gang
LOVE YOUS GUYS..CONGRATS ON 10G.S
400k mickey d's. Foley got me in tears
Shout out to Norm Abrahms and the New Yankee Woodshop.
Of all days! Needed this!
My favorite part of the ep is kippy genuinely going.....it can't be right.....right ???? And the pause golden 🤡❤️
foley and his brother cooking while being home alone is so funny to me lmao
Great episode Love you big guy! -another big guy
I finally got ticks to a Chicago show and vip! Can’t wait to see ya’s there!
Another great episode boys!
Foley COULDN’T have been more wrong about the firearms haha. “They didn’t have bayonets back in the day” and “maybe it was a WWII M4” 😂
Hahahah the upper decker 😂
You should keep the lights off if you're scared of intruders, Foley. You know your home turf in the dark. Gives you the advantage. Give that psycho thats coming for you tonight what for.
sleeping with a bottle by the door is next level garbagio
M4 rifles in the American revolution, huh? Sometimes it's the funny you didn't know you said 😂 Love you three silly gentlemen!
You ever see a kid trick or treating with a KFC bucket is a wild question
The Ned Ryerson reference had me in tears
The mom talking to a ghost to help solve a cold case was top notch I tell ya that
I’ve never felt so enraged. Lol You guys are on google and couldn’t find out that a third cousin shares .98 DNA. Keep killing it boys!
One of the all time great ad reads