Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Chewin' Tin Foil w/ Kippy & Foley

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Are You Garbage is back with a Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

Пікірлер: 451

  • @johnfitz7631
    @johnfitz7631 Жыл бұрын

    I’ve adopted 40% of my current vernacular from this podcast.

  • @ericbontheweb

    @ericbontheweb

    Жыл бұрын

    I started tossing in "try a cup of decaf." Usually kills with the boys

  • @Sean-kg2gr

    @Sean-kg2gr

    Жыл бұрын

    “You choose!” Gets used a lot

  • @rustyshackleford6693

    @rustyshackleford6693

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s a tough look

  • @blammdesigns

    @blammdesigns

    Жыл бұрын

    “Jammed up”

  • @NJRIII

    @NJRIII

    Жыл бұрын

    Shout out to it

  • @haveagreatday9865
    @haveagreatday9865 Жыл бұрын

    Not being able to shit after eating too many conversation hearts and likening it too Percs. Made me cry laughing

  • @zacharyhendershott
    @zacharyhendershott Жыл бұрын

    “You’re wearing your dead dad’s prescription Crocs?” is one of the funniest sentences ever uttered.

  • @jason_ryan_fishing

    @jason_ryan_fishing

    Жыл бұрын

    breezed right by it too. that is wild! 😂

  • @anthonybogus5688

    @anthonybogus5688

    Жыл бұрын

    I truly love you both my bozo brothers just know that 🙏🏾

  • @Likwidfox

    @Likwidfox

    Жыл бұрын

    They're Compression Crocs

  • @zacharyhendershott

    @zacharyhendershott

    Жыл бұрын

    @@anthonybogus5688 Same to you, fellow bozo. Homie, even.

  • @anthonybogus5688

    @anthonybogus5688

    Жыл бұрын

    @@zacharyhendershott 🙏🏾

  • @chiefersutherlandbeats5302
    @chiefersutherlandbeats5302 Жыл бұрын

    Foley disagreeing about the Valentine's Day candy statement and then saying the exact same thing when explaining is classic.

  • @hotjoesummer
    @hotjoesummer Жыл бұрын

    no joke I spit coffee all over my desk when Kippy said you'd have to flatline for a few minutes to embarrass yourself at a DXL

  • @thomasparra18

    @thomasparra18

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol.. these fukin guys are the best!!

  • @hotjoesummer

    @hotjoesummer

    Жыл бұрын

    no doubt!

  • @Bloo_Bear

    @Bloo_Bear

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thomasparra18 when Foley goes into his fake interview with Kippy to make en crak is the Best 🤌🏽🤣

  • @ThatGuyKyleS
    @ThatGuyKyleS Жыл бұрын

    Candy, a card and a gift card. Every Valentine’s Day from my mom as an adult. Team Foley on this

  • @LuckyLuch1

    @LuckyLuch1

    Жыл бұрын

    When you finally get laid it's gonna be awesome!

  • @DTTWOPP

    @DTTWOPP

    Жыл бұрын

    For sure

  • @sethwillis2782

    @sethwillis2782

    Жыл бұрын

    It used to bother me when he would judge foley for these things that are normal in my family too, but at this point I’ve accepted that Kippy is not from a loving family

  • @EulogizingSleep

    @EulogizingSleep

    Жыл бұрын

    Same I’m a 30 year old man and got one in the mail from her with a ton of candy

  • @DTTWOPP

    @DTTWOPP

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sethwillis2782 oh god no! They loved their natty ice thats about it

  • @jason_ryan_fishing
    @jason_ryan_fishing Жыл бұрын

    Foley tucking in the belly is like tucking a winter jacket into your jeans… it’s a tough look.

  • @samanthab1923

    @samanthab1923

    Жыл бұрын

    What’s next? A girdle

  • @iliketurtles8918

    @iliketurtles8918

    Жыл бұрын

    @@samanthab1923 a boydle.

  • @samanthab1923

    @samanthab1923

    Жыл бұрын

    @@iliketurtles8918 Oh! I like that. Very Seinfeld 😆

  • @EthanKlassen00

    @EthanKlassen00

    3 ай бұрын

    Jammin him up

  • @Jm-is9ig
    @Jm-is9ig Жыл бұрын

    Was sick of being a bozo so I finally payed my dues and became a homie!! Some funny as hell episodes on the ole Patreon. Shout out to it!!

  • @brodebrode

    @brodebrode

    Жыл бұрын

    My favorite subscription 🙌

  • @MadDawg420

    @MadDawg420

    Жыл бұрын

    This marks the descent into getting sick of foley

  • @funonvancouverisland

    @funonvancouverisland

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@MadDawg420 you're nutz

  • @MadDawg420

    @MadDawg420

    Жыл бұрын

    @@funonvancouverisland nah hes genuinely a psycho, its crazy that Kevins put up with him for a decade. Hes obviously funny but he seems like an absolute spaz off the pod

  • @funonvancouverisland

    @funonvancouverisland

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MadDawg420 he makes it relatable for that spectrum of garbage (which I can relate to) and his epic level of dirtbag makes the pod that much more enjoyable for me. Just sayin

  • @lazyscrantonPA
    @lazyscrantonPA Жыл бұрын

    Man, the boys were b-boppin' and scattin' in this banger. Great episode, bozos!

  • @bezillions

    @bezillions

    Жыл бұрын

    Didn't attempt delco ebonics if ye is not a native. Six ten dickheads stand up !!

  • @LukerNiner710
    @LukerNiner710 Жыл бұрын

    Foley saying you can't leave pizza in your car for 3 hours and then recommending to not refrigerate it at all and leave it in the oven is the funniest shit ever

  • @bezillions

    @bezillions

    Жыл бұрын

    The÷ oven door keeps the freshness in and the germs out.

  • @stizz19
    @stizz19 Жыл бұрын

    AYG, the best part of all of our days. Love youse all

  • @tbskates5080
    @tbskates5080 Жыл бұрын

    Need a best of episode to showcase the greatest adlibs/catchphrases of the show ‘Hachi machi’ ‘That’s a tough look’ ‘Let’s goo baby’ ‘Trashh, trash, trash’ ‘That’s wild/bonkos’ ‘Wuter you nuts?!’ ‘WOOOO WEE!’ ‘Had me hemmed/jammed up’ Just a few of the classics. Keep killin it! Youse guys are awesome!!

  • @notspeltdylan

    @notspeltdylan

    Жыл бұрын

    “Nose Beers” “Tru da roof!”

  • @ChamonixHouse884

    @ChamonixHouse884

    Жыл бұрын

    “Good piece of business”

  • @DemocracyJones

    @DemocracyJones

    Жыл бұрын

    Clean livin'

  • @evil3570

    @evil3570

    Жыл бұрын

    Nothin on that?!

  • @richardandrade9418

    @richardandrade9418

    Жыл бұрын

    With someone British "init!" Scratch the let's goo baby it's the most over used phrase by everyone.

  • @darrenXparker
    @darrenXparker Жыл бұрын

    I got Valentine’s Day stuff from my mom, until she died. 💀

  • @h8den_

    @h8den_

    Жыл бұрын

    Literally the last thing I got from my mom was a Valentine’s card, died the day before.

  • @DIAZ1700
    @DIAZ1700 Жыл бұрын

    I look forward to these guys podcast so much especially when it’s a family episode 🔥

  • @jonnygranville281
    @jonnygranville281 Жыл бұрын

    "You can check internet history ?" 👏👏👏👏👍👍love seeing Foley and Tommy on the Super Bowl commercial

  • @LoS-J
    @LoS-J Жыл бұрын

    I see AYG, I close whatever garbage I'm watching. Hachi machi!

  • @zachhall624
    @zachhall624 Жыл бұрын

    We gotta get a Patreon for foley to slim down so he doesn't die in 10 years. Dudes a legend

  • @alexanderalba597

    @alexanderalba597

    Жыл бұрын

    They tried and called it fat court. He fluctuated but in the end still gained some weight 😂😂

  • @anonymousforagoodreason2479
    @anonymousforagoodreason2479 Жыл бұрын

    Foley - "you run out of apples real quick and youre just using chips and pretzels" Kippy - "Well yeah, but wait...chips?" 🤣 love you boys

  • @bigjaydoperson
    @bigjaydoperson Жыл бұрын

    I made the mistake of listening to this mid workout and almost died from dropping the weight on myself laughing! Gotta be a real bozo and sit down with a burnie and an IPA next time, for my health of course!

  • @spencerandersenn

    @spencerandersenn

    Жыл бұрын

    has happened to me so many times

  • @soxfantony773
    @soxfantony773 Жыл бұрын

    I love this show so fkn much

  • @jeffreyhammer2113
    @jeffreyhammer2113 Жыл бұрын

    No fuckin Way, I was just feenin for a new one, watching all the old eps.

  • @andrewshaffer2400
    @andrewshaffer2400 Жыл бұрын

    Kippy saying "Peanuh Butter" instead of peanut butter blew my mind. Add it to the mile long scroll of trashy Philly pronunciations from the boys!

  • @stizz19
    @stizz19 Жыл бұрын

    "wait, you're wearing your dead dad's prescription crocs" hahahaha

  • @mhartogh
    @mhartogh Жыл бұрын

    Me and my boyfriend are 29 years old and my mommy still gets us cookies and treats for all the novelty holidays, I literally told all my coworkers yesterday I can't wait to see what my mom got me 🤣

  • @marcob2137
    @marcob2137 Жыл бұрын

    Foley would look good in a guayabera, but y'all ain't ready for that conversation 💅.

  • @michaelsweeney2807
    @michaelsweeney2807 Жыл бұрын

    We need Foleys Hawaii trip on the patreon! It’s been long enough kippy

  • @richardandrade9418
    @richardandrade9418 Жыл бұрын

    I legit always got depressed when my mother gave me shit for valentine's day. Sweetest lady in the world I get it, still cut me a down a little bit every time

  • @puddintaine4556
    @puddintaine4556 Жыл бұрын

    Foley's intro gets me every time. Especially "McScruffins" and "McBuggins". Shout out Tuddie.

  • @PearlDrumsHead
    @PearlDrumsHead Жыл бұрын

    “Kevin’s Spankin’ it Hour” is a classic lmao

  • @timothyhood7469
    @timothyhood7469 Жыл бұрын

    No bull. Just dawned on me at this present moment. This is my favorite for a min now. Shout out to the boys... so much love .

  • @codiejcollins
    @codiejcollins Жыл бұрын

    honestly turning into my fav pod

  • @PhaedruS007
    @PhaedruS007 Жыл бұрын

    The flower sticker bath grippy jawns! That was one of my early garbage questions.

  • @jdcriswell2499
    @jdcriswell2499 Жыл бұрын

    Its still my favorite podcast. Always enjoy

  • @christopher7725
    @christopher772511 ай бұрын

    Dude those Dennis the Menace references were right on. Oh man those beans. That character was creeeeppyyy

  • @shookzl1
    @shookzl1 Жыл бұрын

    love hearing that solid ass “truuuuu daaa rooofff” everytime

  • @justinneubauer7827
    @justinneubauer7827 Жыл бұрын

    Had me dying on the car ride home, then foley explaining his regret with his pops, had me calling the old man after.

  • @mranderson20
    @mranderson20 Жыл бұрын

    Woot woot bring on the trash

  • @dannyakbar
    @dannyakbar Жыл бұрын

    “I’m bringing paper towels” hahahahaha

  • @d.j.ashley
    @d.j.ashley Жыл бұрын

    Damn! This one is great.

  • @DrunkInChargeMMA
    @DrunkInChargeMMA Жыл бұрын

    My mom got me a fishing pole for valentine's day when I was 10 years old. Plus the candy

  • @Jaypac1109
    @Jaypac1109 Жыл бұрын

    "Kippy soup" is the most underrated joke of this ep

  • @Hosebrain

    @Hosebrain

    Жыл бұрын

    Black mold and semen is just too revolting

  • @joemcgoldrick8213
    @joemcgoldrick8213 Жыл бұрын

    Good piece of business here

  • @TreeBee555
    @TreeBee555 Жыл бұрын

    Hey Foley. Patty is in good company. My mom also still gives me a big Hershey kiss and a scratch off at Valentine’s Day and I’m in your age range. We’ll always be their babies!

  • @lukief
    @lukief Жыл бұрын

    thanks for all the content! as a 10$ homie you guys got me covered for most the days of the week. love the trash. live the trash.

  • @only_son5040
    @only_son5040 Жыл бұрын

    "Stay out of my roooooom" hahah I related that way too much! Also Brittany's first music video had me tuggin boys

  • @prod1192
    @prod1192 Жыл бұрын

    Bruh I wear my dead uncle's prescription Crocs🤣🤣🤣

  • @sanjose5278
    @sanjose5278 Жыл бұрын

    Big Man! I'm telling you one of the best things about Hawaii is chilling out half in the water beer in hand watching the sun go down. Highlight of my summer 2022 🏝☀️ 🍻 👌

  • @ibevorpe3035
    @ibevorpe3035 Жыл бұрын

    I have a few patreons, and there's nothing like being part of the Bozo Brigade. Honestly, the best 10$ I spend every month!

  • @elizabethmahoney83
    @elizabethmahoney83 Жыл бұрын

    It’s like taking percs you don’t shit for a weekend! 😂😂😂 shout out to Mike Rainey.

  • @notspeltdylan
    @notspeltdylan Жыл бұрын

    Got my HTX tickies! Cannot wait. Even saved a couple schmeckles for an Uber and some beer.

  • @malloryhomsey
    @malloryhomsey Жыл бұрын

    37:18 lmaoooo is this a PA thing? You better believe I was puffing on black & milds and philly blunts in middle school. 😂. 🗑️ 🗑️ omg swisher sweets lol

  • @bstrang6
    @bstrang6 Жыл бұрын

    When I was 11 I had to drive my mom home from a Kiss Aerosmith concert after watching her flash Steven Tyler across state lines on a bridge that was under construction down to one lane in a rusty Mazda 626. The cherry on top was I had never driven, and she made me detour to a Hardee’s drive through.

  • @drakecarothers9186
    @drakecarothers9186 Жыл бұрын

    Just found the boys recently and foley reminds me so much of Farley and makes me love the man god bless

  • @dsas97
    @dsas97 Жыл бұрын

    Hope your week is going good Garbage GANG 🗑️

  • @RxanDz

    @RxanDz

    Жыл бұрын

    🗑️ GANG

  • @philmccutcheon5760

    @philmccutcheon5760

    Жыл бұрын

    🗑GANG

  • @you_down_with_pjc

    @you_down_with_pjc

    Жыл бұрын

    🗑️ GANG

  • @SlayerTomentor

    @SlayerTomentor

    Жыл бұрын

    Right back atcha! This podcast has the best fans. So many other podcasts have followers that just shit on everything they can. This group of fans are chill AF🙌🏼

  • @malloryhomsey

    @malloryhomsey

    Жыл бұрын

    Army of GARBAGE baby 🗑️

  • @alv.3007
    @alv.3007 Жыл бұрын

    Greatest line ever when he said athletes nose

  • @Erik_belanger
    @Erik_belanger Жыл бұрын

    Can confirm as a 21 year old man, my mom got me a Dr pepper and a bag of doritos for valentines day, tbh it was kinda clutch

  • @EulogizingSleep

    @EulogizingSleep

    Жыл бұрын

    My mom floats me a few chocolate hearts from sees candy and a crisp 10 dollar bill 💸. Going on 30 over here

  • @bezillions

    @bezillions

    Жыл бұрын

    What no chocolate covered Lays chips? Your mom sucks bruh! My mom used to get me a dope ass toy like some finger boards or a pair of soap shoes maybe a tube full of POGZ from the strip mall on Baltimore pike in 96

  • @bezillions

    @bezillions

    Жыл бұрын

    Irish potatoes on patties day, diabetes the og way

  • @bezillions

    @bezillions

    Жыл бұрын

    "Captain Black and Swishers Sweets $2.50 a box outta da Rite Aid on Macdade Blvd in 2004 lolol we had the same deal but we just stole them cus they kept everything besides the burnies on an aisle !!!

  • @adame8893
    @adame8893 Жыл бұрын

    Early drop! Thanks T-Bone. 🗑🗑

  • @ceemolecule
    @ceemolecule Жыл бұрын

    "That's what's on your Nose dude- That's athlete's Nose"

  • @mickeyabbot5851
    @mickeyabbot5851 Жыл бұрын

    Hell yea new AYG now, new South Park later

  • @Jm-is9ig
    @Jm-is9ig Жыл бұрын

    Man the boys had me lol 😂😂😂 this episode

  • @RxanDz
    @RxanDz Жыл бұрын

    My Hoagie Hero’s!!!!!!😂😂😂

  • @hre2bviolent107
    @hre2bviolent107 Жыл бұрын

    TRU DA ROOF

  • @rspigner8705
    @rspigner870510 ай бұрын

    This is a classic boys, " How long you been involved in underground boxing?" great ep!

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom Жыл бұрын

    As a chef I can confirm that Foley is right about bacteria growth when you do the dirtbag bozo move of warming up food in your car with the sun lmao🤣

  • @samanthab1923

    @samanthab1923

    Жыл бұрын

    But it never dawned on him to clean his CPAP?

  • @cloudbloom

    @cloudbloom

    Жыл бұрын

    @@samanthab1923 ikr, the duality of dirtbag

  • @samanthab1923

    @samanthab1923

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cloudbloom You have a way with words 😆 perfect description

  • @Zachula619
    @Zachula619 Жыл бұрын

    CHIPS?! :O At the Marie's caramel dip killed me 😭😭😭

  • @petermarcet4929
    @petermarcet4929 Жыл бұрын

    My mom hooked up Valentine’s Day until I was like 12

  • @tmacfan824
    @tmacfan824 Жыл бұрын

    Foley at the docks bargaining for a half ton of three year old sweet talk hearts warms my heart

  • @anthonybogus5688
    @anthonybogus5688 Жыл бұрын

    Foley : 2 pillars of our industry!! Real cool guy ahhaha

  • @tomsevcik1792
    @tomsevcik1792 Жыл бұрын

    Lmao you’re gonna wear a Hawaiian shirt to a wedding? - It’s in Hawaii dumb ass… that cracked me tf up

  • @nathanzaslow5614
    @nathanzaslow5614 Жыл бұрын

    Smoking black n milds just to feel something is basically the mantra of this show love yalls

  • @bigwill-pn5xc
    @bigwill-pn5xc Жыл бұрын

    LETS DO THIS TRASH BAGS!!!!

  • @anthonybogus5688
    @anthonybogus5688 Жыл бұрын

    Shoutout Henry “Don’t forget my Super Bowl Commercial Credit” Foley 🙏🏾

  • @TheBlackMambaa248
    @TheBlackMambaa248 Жыл бұрын

    Hachi machi for the algo

  • @anthonybogus5688
    @anthonybogus5688 Жыл бұрын

    You ever eat a snicker bar and realize you’re halfway down to your elbow lmaaooo But yeah fully the almond snickers bar is super fire!!

  • @kznovak
    @kznovak Жыл бұрын

    30 year old guy, my mom still gives me some candy for Valentine's day. Even get a card from dad every year.

  • @JimboBillyBob
    @JimboBillyBob Жыл бұрын

    Kippy and Toby's moms don't love them is the vibe I'm getting.

  • @spark8147
    @spark814710 ай бұрын

    The vacation convo in beginning was truly amazing wirk 😂😂😂😂🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

  • @portlandsamber
    @portlandsamber Жыл бұрын

    Getting ready to move back in with the parents... Maybe I'll be able to afford the Patreon now like the classy princess I am. Edit: Don't do business with a loved one without an ironclad contract like this bozo.

  • @Therileyrileyriley

    @Therileyrileyriley

    Жыл бұрын

    ohhhh tough!

  • @5cent27

    @5cent27

    Жыл бұрын

    Keep us updated Amber. I want to know if you’re sleeping in your childhood bed!

  • @RazvanTI

    @RazvanTI

    Жыл бұрын

    That's a tough look.

  • @popofpink11

    @popofpink11

    Жыл бұрын

    as a fellow classy princess living with the rents again, the patreon is well worth your coins

  • @bobbywhitaker8872

    @bobbywhitaker8872

    Жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha

  • @KyleNRB
    @KyleNRB Жыл бұрын

    AYG Comedy Podcast: Method Man - Staten Island Sultan AYG Comedy Podcast: Shapel Lacey - Flippin' Class AYG Comedy Podcast: Big Jay Oakerson - Fancy Accoutrements AYG Comedy Podcast: Theo Von - Classy Rat Different ep, same suggestions! Just trying to help the algorithm. Keep it trashy everyone, love y'all🗑

  • @awnordma
    @awnordma Жыл бұрын

    Easter is hands down the best candy holiday. It's the only one with a bunch of awesome special candy. "Candy" corn, chalk hearts, and fun size BS can all kick rocks.

  • @finn4435
    @finn4435 Жыл бұрын

    Lol Helix actually okayed that ad! "any you broads out there been nailed in an elite mattress?"

  • @sethwillis2782
    @sethwillis2782 Жыл бұрын

    I blasted CocoaRoos chocolate milk out of my nose when Kippy said “edible panties” That was some good business right there

  • @AprilNPaul
    @AprilNPaul Жыл бұрын

    Holy cow ! Just woke up from a nap. 😆 perfect timing 👌

  • @kickedouttaconfession
    @kickedouttaconfession Жыл бұрын

    That Dennis the menace callback…reason I didn’t try beans til like 25 😂

  • @neverleft636
    @neverleft63611 ай бұрын

    The “Ohw yee” kippy does every time is so satisfying

  • @anthonybogus5688
    @anthonybogus5688 Жыл бұрын

    What the fuck is that the spray paint?? polyamorous LMMAAAOOOO damn I love you Foley haha

  • @BabaBooey88
    @BabaBooey88 Жыл бұрын

    learning to drive in a graveyard hit me so hard, add another to the checklist of me being garbage

  • @sno-cone6052
    @sno-cone60522 ай бұрын

    Foley talking about not appreciating his Dad hurts. You can tell the big-guy misses him. We ALL need to call our parents, (if we are lucky enough to still have them around) and thank them.

  • @samrussell9335
    @samrussell9335 Жыл бұрын

    Kippy calling a go kart a “go-car” haha

  • @philsowers
    @philsowers10 ай бұрын

    Just saw Ari's 2nd POD, and only now noticed the 2 liter of The Dew on the shelf! TrRAYyssh LOL

  • @aw1170
    @aw11706 ай бұрын

    The dashboard is the working mans microwave. I use the defrost to cook my hotpockets and whatnot in the winter as well.

  • @garydaly
    @garydaly Жыл бұрын

    That was a funny AF episode

  • @ghallls
    @ghallls Жыл бұрын

    Valentimes day..."In the time of Valen"..classic

  • @zeedemarco
    @zeedemarco Жыл бұрын

    best nose forward 🎉😂

  • @ExpectNoMercy360
    @ExpectNoMercy360 Жыл бұрын

    That bit about the chalk hearts had me crying 😂

  • @ryanaspenson8913
    @ryanaspenson8913 Жыл бұрын

    Omg I had the whole Hul- Kogan/Hogan debate for years!! As a kid it was Hul-Kogan but after reading it as I got older really had to sound out that second H to not feel like a Dumb a$$ 😂

  • @dannyslaughter4727
    @dannyslaughter472710 ай бұрын

    I routinely heat my lunch up on the dash of my work van in the summer. Take it out of the cooler and put it on the dash and it's warm in 30 min

  • @bobbywhitaker8872
    @bobbywhitaker8872 Жыл бұрын

    Love these dudes

  • @Glockdad
    @Glockdad Жыл бұрын

    Great episode boys 👍🔥🔥

  • @erikapistacchio8375
    @erikapistacchio8375 Жыл бұрын

    The fact that splitting the tin foil from the wax paper on gum was brought up 😅 I'm 30 yrs old and still do that to this day

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