Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Brittany Schmitt!

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Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast presents Comedian and Podcast Host Brittany Schmitt! You know Brittany Schmitt from F**k, Marry, Chill, Community Service Podcast, her new Special "From Ho to Housewife" and many more! Thanks for watching! Subscribe!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans

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  • @bori1986
    @bori1986 Жыл бұрын

    Great Sense of Humor ☑️ Beautiful Hair ☑️ Amazing Smile ☑️ Nice Teeth ☑️ Impressive Rack ☑️ I mean Foley has it all 😜

  • @kybart2895

    @kybart2895

    Жыл бұрын

    Underrated comment

  • @TheOrlandoTrustfull

    @TheOrlandoTrustfull

    Жыл бұрын

    I'd hang out of the back of it

  • @ThaFashionAssassin

    @ThaFashionAssassin

    Жыл бұрын

    Well done sir

  • @theramplocal

    @theramplocal

    Жыл бұрын

    Foley is a dreamy bohunk

  • @capealio

    @capealio

    2 ай бұрын

    And that tongue!

  • @rustincole_w1339
    @rustincole_w1339 Жыл бұрын

    When there is a pretty lady in the room, Foley and Kippy get close enough to cuddle.

  • @ricksanchez5696

    @ricksanchez5696

    Жыл бұрын

    *Well cmon*

  • @CheechElMexicano

    @CheechElMexicano

    Жыл бұрын

    They want to establish that they are taken 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ricksanchez5696

    @ricksanchez5696

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rustincole_w1339 *I remember when your mother looked at me like that*

  • @samanthab1923

    @samanthab1923

    Жыл бұрын

    Please, look at them 😂

  • @TrundleTheGreat

    @TrundleTheGreat

    Жыл бұрын

    Based on the recent LOS podcast I'd say Foley wants to do more than cuddle.

  • @jordanbates3036
    @jordanbates3036 Жыл бұрын

    " 6 beans ain't too bad" but Foley's math is dog shit

  • @jamesdickeson6981

    @jamesdickeson6981

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @vinny2necklace82
    @vinny2necklace82 Жыл бұрын

    These guys are funnier than Mike Feeney. Love this show. Please get Big Jay on here soon

  • @Mrkevi123

    @Mrkevi123

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes, we want the origin story on the fingerless gloves

  • @jaypers232

    @jaypers232

    Жыл бұрын

    Yep that’ll be a fire episode. Think there’s a conflict of interest when AYG left their production and did it on their own tho eh?

  • @michaelmercurio5061

    @michaelmercurio5061

    Жыл бұрын

    @Jaypers kippy and foley were just on legion of skanks, episode came out yesterday

  • @nftdestin3821

    @nftdestin3821

    Жыл бұрын

    this is smart.

  • @father3dollarbill

    @father3dollarbill

    Жыл бұрын

    Why say that

  • @jonnygranville281
    @jonnygranville281 Жыл бұрын

    Day one trying to get off the booze and I needed some laughs. I'm ripping heaters one after the other trying to talk my self outta going to the store for some cold ones. Thanks AYG this will get me thru the next hour at least.

  • @bmthornell

    @bmthornell

    Жыл бұрын

    Stay strong buddy. It’ll be worth the sucky part

  • @WBOMBS1232

    @WBOMBS1232

    Жыл бұрын

    You got this man!!!

  • @joshuadewez1732

    @joshuadewez1732

    Жыл бұрын

    Good luck bozo

  • @ategnomes6753

    @ategnomes6753

    Жыл бұрын

    Good luck my friend

  • @Flint-Dibble-the-Don

    @Flint-Dibble-the-Don

    Жыл бұрын

    Rooting for you dude. A little advice, fight demons with demons. Get some shrooms and some bud.

  • @samuelbohannon
    @samuelbohannon Жыл бұрын

    Foley should get every guest they interview to sign the paper that hes taking notes about their life on and then once he fills the book he should auction it to patreon.. maybe he could afford to buy his own Jeep Grand Cherokee limited..

  • @deannad9105

    @deannad9105

    Жыл бұрын

    Maybe he could afford to get his own insurance policy, instead of being on Patty's 😂

  • @ImTaskforce
    @ImTaskforce Жыл бұрын

    “You had Gein you had Dahmer” dropping serial killers names like the Bucks championship team 💀

  • @theramplocal

    @theramplocal

    Жыл бұрын

    Milwaukee represent!

  • @ashleyromero5302
    @ashleyromero5302 Жыл бұрын

    This has to be the most gripping start to an AYG ep yet. Holy shit what a life! After all that darkness Foley asking, “well it must be beautiful, right?”. 😆

  • @samanthab1923

    @samanthab1923

    Жыл бұрын

    These mooks only know about a state from the club they have visited. So uninformed.

  • @wharris123184
    @wharris123184 Жыл бұрын

    58:00 The pasta/sauce debate is back! I almost lost my shit. Kippy’s face, the way Foley set it up… Absolute best, guys!

  • @rynesiemon3836
    @rynesiemon3836 Жыл бұрын

    Her “jail” story is the privilege people talk about

  • @caladr9367

    @caladr9367

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol I love when people come from money but are totally oblivious about it, like her

  • @cemtopbasi4161
    @cemtopbasi4161 Жыл бұрын

    100k before Halloween boys, that Jeep is not gonna pay itself!

  • @mimigiggles4199

    @mimigiggles4199

    Жыл бұрын

    Big boy needs seat covers.

  • @tonyd1088
    @tonyd1088 Жыл бұрын

    Her and Potter are the only genuine LA comics. Everyone else felt like that tried hard to be garbage. Love you boys 🙏🏼🙏🏼

  • @reidemolner3555
    @reidemolner3555 Жыл бұрын

    This was fantastic. Going to have to check out the special

  • @CLFreshour
    @CLFreshour Жыл бұрын

    CRUSHED IT ON LOS! Foley, I could see you sweating early about the lie detector questions (like you knew they were going to ask that question). Just know, we love y'all both. The whole LOS squad needs to be on AYG! Thanks for the content.... Holy shit the beginning of this episode... So sad.

  • @decalcifEYE
    @decalcifEYE Жыл бұрын

    This was one of the best episodes! Crazy, funny, witty, pretty, quick answers!

  • @onemanriot100
    @onemanriot100 Жыл бұрын

    I love how catty Kippy got when Foley asked about a Min Pin.lol

  • @KGB_5
    @KGB_5 Жыл бұрын

    I watch this show like they pay me to do so

  • @wharris123184
    @wharris123184 Жыл бұрын

    Foley shouting out a Bronx chopped cheese made me smile.

  • @0to60in1day

    @0to60in1day

    Жыл бұрын

    My life goal is to have a genuine chopped cheese from a bodega.

  • @theramplocal

    @theramplocal

    Жыл бұрын

    Foley is a real Allstar, team #sunin

  • @nickythoroughbred9363
    @nickythoroughbred9363 Жыл бұрын

    This was an absolute roller coaster. Loved it.

  • @GRock5k
    @GRock5k Жыл бұрын

    Ol Foley's a little off on his math. So that costs you about 6 beans. 275 x 3 = 825

  • @marniebrimhall986
    @marniebrimhall986 Жыл бұрын

    Great interview! I really like this lady. Well done!

  • @bubbaballer88
    @bubbaballer88Ай бұрын

    “Your town is battin the cycle” took me out 😂

  • @alvarovillegas4803
    @alvarovillegas4803 Жыл бұрын

    This channel has been suggested to me by KZread for a while... First time watching and it's pretty good. You guys are funny, Britt is awesome.

  • @garrettpress2747
    @garrettpress2747 Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for showing us this gem! She’s funny and has such a good attitude on life. Will definitely check out her special!

  • @akingaard3535

    @akingaard3535

    Жыл бұрын

    Funny? Ughhhh ya stink

  • @garrettpress2747

    @garrettpress2747

    Жыл бұрын

    @@akingaard3535 yeah kind of the opposite attitude you have actually! Thanks for giving me something to compare it too!

  • @tedcruzscancungetaway759

    @tedcruzscancungetaway759

    Жыл бұрын

    She’s not gonna fuck you dude, stop with this BS

  • @MichaelRankJr
    @MichaelRankJr Жыл бұрын

    the image of little tiny windows in dime bags sent me 😂😂😂

  • @ManInBlack1612
    @ManInBlack1612 Жыл бұрын

    "Hachi Machi!"

  • @k.o.o.p.a.
    @k.o.o.p.a. Жыл бұрын

    Finally a great story for the UFO question!! Lets gooo

  • @kylemcgill2966
    @kylemcgill2966 Жыл бұрын

    Why do people have to down play their parents wealth? Growing up poor isn't cool. Embrace what you had.

  • @EdoKwin

    @EdoKwin

    Жыл бұрын

    The *experience* of growing up poor isn't cool. The *perception* is that it's more admirable, especially if you're dealing well as an adult.

  • @hypernovaorcus

    @hypernovaorcus

    Жыл бұрын

    Rags to riches is what's cool...they're probably going for that

  • @ThaFashionAssassin

    @ThaFashionAssassin

    Жыл бұрын

    My family was on Wellfare, housing, WIC and food stamps

  • @TheIsaeldelgadojaime
    @TheIsaeldelgadojaime Жыл бұрын

    “Have you or anyone in your family ever had a discover card? And do you want one? “ 😂😂😂

  • @MrFeatheredSerpent
    @MrFeatheredSerpent Жыл бұрын

    Get Chelcie Lynn on!!

  • @michaelreese8217

    @michaelreese8217

    Жыл бұрын

    She is pure class

  • @bmthornell

    @bmthornell

    Жыл бұрын

    YES

  • @nashlxix
    @nashlxix Жыл бұрын

    100% class, 401k AND file-o-fish, she's basically the queen

  • @Matt_LaLuz
    @Matt_LaLuz Жыл бұрын

    Right when we started to think she was a classy broad, she hit us right in the face with extra tardar sauce

  • @Udgrasil13

    @Udgrasil13

    Жыл бұрын

    "Offend me with the Tartar Sauce!"

  • @1Travis
    @1Travis Жыл бұрын

    6:38 AYOOOOOO LMAO

  • @capealio
    @capealio2 ай бұрын

    21:25 I love how Foley adds 275 three times and gets 600 😂

  • @notbonsai671
    @notbonsai671 Жыл бұрын

    Borderline personality disorder is terrible. That poor girl has endured so much, from her own mother.

  • @poboy8490

    @poboy8490

    Жыл бұрын

    And I'm sure her romantic partners endure a bit from her too. The shit's poison

  • @JayMac

    @JayMac

    Жыл бұрын

    Its just as torturous for the people that love them as well. Especially their partner. Source: my ex had bpd, bipolar, agoraphobia and more.. She tortured my life. One day they love you like nobody ever has the next they cant even look at you lol. 9/10 the girl with bpd is drop dead gorgeous they just dont see it.. its crazy

  • @kyleking8656

    @kyleking8656

    Жыл бұрын

    I've rarely not enjoyed an episode, but this was not for me, she is a sad woman. I wish her all the success in comedy.

  • @Al2One
    @Al2One Жыл бұрын

    Man, I’m new here and there is definitely no lack of uploads. Shovel!(I dig it)

  • @oIivilo
    @oIivilo Жыл бұрын

    Getting hypnotized by a guy in a wig who works out of his garage. So many new criteria coming out of this episode no one will be able to relate to lolol

  • @theramplocal

    @theramplocal

    Жыл бұрын

    No one to relate? #metoo

  • @jdcriswell2499
    @jdcriswell2499 Жыл бұрын

    Still my favorite podcast... Always enjoy

  • @nickbotic
    @nickbotic Жыл бұрын

    I work in Big Bend! No idea she was from right next door. Great episode!

  • @newbietubie
    @newbietubie Жыл бұрын

    Very misleading. She said: --she drank a bottle a day, but then only when she partied --she got caught with a DUI in Arizona and did 30 days BUT didn't address that she did those 30 days in Beverly Hills, UNTIL she was asked about them --she owns a house but now lives in an apartment --she has a sparkling water system that was installed, which unless she has Co2 delivered, doesn't make sense... Unless she just meant a bottle of sparkling. --she's sober but still does drugs --she made it seem like her mom took her to Paris often and later reveals that it was once --ho to housewife but getting divorced --she also looks like how her ex-stepmom sounds, big fake hair and spray tanned I also question the "entire basketball team" thing because although sides get passed around the table, not everyone is into sharing. Lol!

  • @joshdragonsfield3799

    @joshdragonsfield3799

    Жыл бұрын

    She also said her mom spent all their money divorcing her dad then later said her mom does her own litigation.

  • @BarelySocialExperiment

    @BarelySocialExperiment

    Жыл бұрын

    She also said she lived only on slim fast lmao 🤣

  • @why_not_both
    @why_not_both Жыл бұрын

    “Just visually, did you think she was going to side with YOU on carb intake.” Absolute gold 👌🏻

  • @name-vi6fs
    @name-vi6fs7 ай бұрын

    What else do you have in those cylinders? 😂

  • @diehardoutdoors
    @diehardoutdoors Жыл бұрын

    4:25 the police walked in and said happy wife happy life right lol

  • @pauljoseph8338
    @pauljoseph8338 Жыл бұрын

    She seems like a lovely lady. I checked out her “special”…maybe she shouldn’t have quit her day job? ouch.

  • @jimbaker2317

    @jimbaker2317

    Жыл бұрын

    You mean constantly saying anal or I’m a whore isn’t comedy?? Well I’ll be

  • @alexhaile7957

    @alexhaile7957

    Жыл бұрын

    She's hot as fuck, she'll be fine.

  • @eldaveo9356
    @eldaveo9356 Жыл бұрын

    I love how kippy can't even look at her hahahahaha

  • @Javb-kt1qw
    @Javb-kt1qw Жыл бұрын

    "How's the Cheese?"😂😂

  • @CamBoone
    @CamBoone Жыл бұрын

    The highlight for me was at 21:08 when Foley completely gives up on a bit with a “agghhh god dammit i fucked it up” under his breath 😂

  • @aaronbenfield9990
    @aaronbenfield9990 Жыл бұрын

    Cant wait to see you guys in Springfield mo next month

  • @Gabriel1o1
    @Gabriel1o1 Жыл бұрын

    Great ep

  • @connorgarvin
    @connorgarvin6 ай бұрын

    21:28 when Kippy swallows the price of the hypnotist, I died.

  • @pszitalian4267
    @pszitalian4267 Жыл бұрын

    Brittany is without a doubt the best-looking female comedian

  • @trulife4158
    @trulife4158 Жыл бұрын

    We need a second for torres, kinane, and pruit homestly

  • @nellaluap8758
    @nellaluap8758 Жыл бұрын

    Loving the ep... this bird is funny AF

  • @billbill4040
    @billbill4040 Жыл бұрын

    Two fingers together of dry spaghetti is one serving

  • @stuhiggins6065
    @stuhiggins6065 Жыл бұрын

    Hachi machi!!! A new episode…..there could be 10 a day and still wouldn’t be enough.

  • @usernameforyoutube2661
    @usernameforyoutube2661 Жыл бұрын

    These boys can make any guest interesting.

  • @mellyp5302
    @mellyp5302 Жыл бұрын

    Greatest pod in da world 🗑❤️🗑 Love youse!!

  • @will_boner17
    @will_boner17 Жыл бұрын

    Hank's intro to Kevin by saying "not to be 'tri-pulled' with" already sets the stage.

  • @liamkeating9768
    @liamkeating9768 Жыл бұрын

    I’ve been waiting for months for an answer to the UFO question… let’s go!!!

  • @rubengonzalez504
    @rubengonzalez504 Жыл бұрын

    😂 so so funny

  • @stephenroby8498
    @stephenroby8498 Жыл бұрын

    The Greater Wynnewood Exotic Animal Park in Wynnewood, Oklahoma (also referred to as the G.W. Zoo in Tiger King), with what he claimed to be "the largest tiger collection in America."

  • @johnwarring2337
    @johnwarring2337 Жыл бұрын

    I'm not aware of her, but man oh man I enjoyed her! Thanks for giving me someone new to check out

  • @jaypers232

    @jaypers232

    Жыл бұрын

    Which part? The part where she just answers questions and doesn’t elaborate on anything at all?

  • @tedcruzscancungetaway759

    @tedcruzscancungetaway759

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jaypers232 yes. No. Yes.

  • @halohitchhiker
    @halohitchhiker Жыл бұрын

    I didn't know this guest originally, but I still listened because I love the pod. As someone also from a small town in Wisconsin, I never related to a guest more than this one! Great ep! #teamtrash

  • @deliverykp1
    @deliverykp1 Жыл бұрын

    A dichotomy wrapped in an enigma. Some low-rent moves with high-rent taste. She was fascinating. Great guest. Have a great time in the Pacific Northwest Boys. PEACE!

  • @mattnowlin6626
    @mattnowlin6626 Жыл бұрын

    What it comes down to is this woman's complete class. 👌 Also I side with Foley on the box of pasta whole jar of sauce. 🍝

  • @wutflex
    @wutflex Жыл бұрын

    Best non-joke comment of the show “it was Oklahoma, OK”

  • @joshuashuck1689
    @joshuashuck1689 Жыл бұрын

    AYG… Holy Shitballs Batman!!! She’s Bonkos & I’m in ❤️… what a pivot by Kippy to get into the Q’s. 👊🏻🙏🏻👊🏻

  • @airsoftfarmer
    @airsoftfarmer Жыл бұрын

    My grandma was the camel merch lady when they outlawed it. She has a barn slam full of joe camel shit, we still get it for christmas lol

  • @MmmmGoodBoy
    @MmmmGoodBoy Жыл бұрын

    I always enjoy when Kippy is clearly entertained by the Aunt Tootie comment and he tries to deny it.

  • @STSGuitar16

    @STSGuitar16

    Жыл бұрын

    ok so help me out here: is he saying "aunt Tootie," "aunt Tuddy," or what? I've seen people spell it both ways on here so I really don't know lol. Like I know Tootie is actually a name, but I've never heard of a Tuddy, and I have also never heard anyone pronounce "Tootie" with the oo pronounced like it is in "book" or "cook" so I am just all types of confused lol

  • @MmmmGoodBoy

    @MmmmGoodBoy

    Жыл бұрын

    @@STSGuitar16 Tootie is most likely the correct spelling, I just went with the phonetic spelling out of ease and ignorance.

  • @One.Antonio41
    @One.Antonio41 Жыл бұрын

    Product idea: AYG logo stickers. One on Kippy’s laptop would be dope. Other AYG stickers could say a product and the result…. Miracle Whip: Trash. Counter butter: Classy

  • @miketous1865
    @miketous1865 Жыл бұрын

    KZread was shit before Kippy and the Big Man

  • @worstjobsever
    @worstjobsever Жыл бұрын

    Also definitely try Culvers. The cheese curds and their custard, fantastic.

  • @macgrffin9026
    @macgrffin9026 Жыл бұрын

    Oklahoma… I don’t know where that is 🤣

  • @BrickTop06
    @BrickTop06 Жыл бұрын

    First 10 minutes alone...BONKOS. I am ready for this ride. 😳

  • @russlasky6162
    @russlasky6162 Жыл бұрын

    Love how she says her mom killed herself in the house and Foley still went through will the street name question. Lolol

  • @wasnt_it
    @wasnt_it Жыл бұрын

    consumer preferences. funny stuff!

  • @NotoriousDonny
    @NotoriousDonny Жыл бұрын

    Lookin good, Foley! Keep working on the weight! You’re the man! 💯

  • @paulscandura5892
    @paulscandura58929 ай бұрын

    Best AD readers in the business!!!

  • @Matteuslee
    @Matteuslee Жыл бұрын

    Great some eye candy on a Sunday. H. Foley making me drool

  • @SolidRollin
    @SolidRollin Жыл бұрын

    The opening was a cacophony of chaos with a punch in the gut. Brittany came out swinging.

  • @ragnarwest1452
    @ragnarwest1452 Жыл бұрын

    She was at Marquette when Jimmy Butler was there.

  • @Shaina329
    @Shaina329 Жыл бұрын

    I 150% agree with foley on the box to jar ratio on pasta 🍝 💕

  • @deannad9105

    @deannad9105

    Жыл бұрын

    The funniest thing is that we know Foley lied about it lasting an entire week, because he said that he doesn't add more sauce later. And everyone knows that math doesn't add up. If you keep 1:1 ratio spaghetti in the frig longer than a day, if is bone dry and needs more sauce. He lies about the craziest things😂

  • @jK-vm6vt
    @jK-vm6vt Жыл бұрын

    A jack and jill set up is two sinks in front of a large mirror, not a single bathroom with two entrances. It's designed so a person can brush their teeth while the other shaves for example.

  • @hansadelic
    @hansadelic Жыл бұрын

    H is a diamond in the rough… best podcast of 2022

  • @faismasterx
    @faismasterx Жыл бұрын

    Holy shit. This podcast went from zero to Zero Dark Thirty in 60 milliseconds.

  • @neonknees
    @neonknees8 ай бұрын

    Fisher and Paykel is a New Zealand Appliance manufacturer. All we use down here.

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o Жыл бұрын

    Kippy was legitimately terrified

  • @offthetrail636
    @offthetrail636 Жыл бұрын

    I live rural and everyone has an above ground pool. You don’t want a permanent structure for when it decays and doesn’t get replaced. These ppl own these houses for multiple generations

  • @grimmcyph932
    @grimmcyph932 Жыл бұрын

    Probably the best show on KZread

  • @timmueller9095
    @timmueller9095 Жыл бұрын

    Luv it or leave it it’s the lifestyle you will be living. Haha 😂

  • @jossers602
    @jossers602 Жыл бұрын

    Never heard of this girl, but the boys came through like always! Great Episode!!

  • @Edelce
    @Edelce Жыл бұрын

    0:14 my face when no CHI-CA-GO! 😞

  • @wharris123184
    @wharris123184 Жыл бұрын

    Now we need to see Desus Nice and Brittany Schmitt hanging out eating Filet O’ Fish sandwiches.

  • @TheCrawf28X15
    @TheCrawf28X15 Жыл бұрын

    Ooooh shit! A realllll dirtbag niche reference, I actually tried that stuff when it was sold as “plant fertilizer” but really it was a cocaine/amphetamine/psychedelic analog… That shit was insane, for the first 20 minutes you felt like you just did a line of Coke and then for a couple hours it was like a light mushroom trip.

  • @lostsoul2184
    @lostsoul2184 Жыл бұрын

    you tellin me she has the same job as Dave attell ?

  • @tedcruzscancungetaway759

    @tedcruzscancungetaway759

    Жыл бұрын

    I watched some stand up of hers to make sure I wasn’t unfairly judging her, I’m not, she isn’t funny. Her best joke is just a rhyme, “no back door dicken after kung pao chicken”. Seriously.

  • @jasonellsworth247
    @jasonellsworth247 Жыл бұрын

    Let's get it boys!

  • @travisavila86
    @travisavila86 Жыл бұрын

    Foley brought out his good shirt. For this dime piece

  • @tomatosawse
    @tomatosawse Жыл бұрын

    She did not come to mess around. Playing this game to win 🥇

  • @morganwright7668
    @morganwright7668 Жыл бұрын

    “You got a favorite chinese spot in la” “No not really” “Thats pretty classy!”

  • @skyluke9476

    @skyluke9476

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol you can tell Foley and Kev started unraveling the second she said, my mom killed herself 3 days b4 my wedding... no it was fine.... They like wtf do we do from here

  • @debbieskrletts725
    @debbieskrletts725 Жыл бұрын

    Foley is so cute! Adorable.

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