Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Brittany Schmitt!
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Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast presents Comedian and Podcast Host Brittany Schmitt! You know Brittany Schmitt from F**k, Marry, Chill, Community Service Podcast, her new Special "From Ho to Housewife" and many more! Thanks for watching! Subscribe!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans
Пікірлер: 546
Great Sense of Humor ☑️ Beautiful Hair ☑️ Amazing Smile ☑️ Nice Teeth ☑️ Impressive Rack ☑️ I mean Foley has it all 😜
@kybart2895
Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@TheOrlandoTrustfull
Жыл бұрын
I'd hang out of the back of it
@ThaFashionAssassin
Жыл бұрын
Well done sir
@theramplocal
Жыл бұрын
Foley is a dreamy bohunk
@capealio
2 ай бұрын
And that tongue!
When there is a pretty lady in the room, Foley and Kippy get close enough to cuddle.
@ricksanchez5696
Жыл бұрын
*Well cmon*
@CheechElMexicano
Жыл бұрын
They want to establish that they are taken 🤣🤣🤣
@ricksanchez5696
Жыл бұрын
@@rustincole_w1339 *I remember when your mother looked at me like that*
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
Please, look at them 😂
@TrundleTheGreat
Жыл бұрын
Based on the recent LOS podcast I'd say Foley wants to do more than cuddle.
" 6 beans ain't too bad" but Foley's math is dog shit
@jamesdickeson6981
Жыл бұрын
🤣
These guys are funnier than Mike Feeney. Love this show. Please get Big Jay on here soon
@Mrkevi123
Жыл бұрын
Yes, we want the origin story on the fingerless gloves
@jaypers232
Жыл бұрын
Yep that’ll be a fire episode. Think there’s a conflict of interest when AYG left their production and did it on their own tho eh?
@michaelmercurio5061
Жыл бұрын
@Jaypers kippy and foley were just on legion of skanks, episode came out yesterday
@nftdestin3821
Жыл бұрын
this is smart.
@father3dollarbill
Жыл бұрын
Why say that
Day one trying to get off the booze and I needed some laughs. I'm ripping heaters one after the other trying to talk my self outta going to the store for some cold ones. Thanks AYG this will get me thru the next hour at least.
@bmthornell
Жыл бұрын
Stay strong buddy. It’ll be worth the sucky part
@WBOMBS1232
Жыл бұрын
You got this man!!!
@joshuadewez1732
Жыл бұрын
Good luck bozo
@ategnomes6753
Жыл бұрын
Good luck my friend
@Flint-Dibble-the-Don
Жыл бұрын
Rooting for you dude. A little advice, fight demons with demons. Get some shrooms and some bud.
Foley should get every guest they interview to sign the paper that hes taking notes about their life on and then once he fills the book he should auction it to patreon.. maybe he could afford to buy his own Jeep Grand Cherokee limited..
@deannad9105
Жыл бұрын
Maybe he could afford to get his own insurance policy, instead of being on Patty's 😂
“You had Gein you had Dahmer” dropping serial killers names like the Bucks championship team 💀
@theramplocal
Жыл бұрын
Milwaukee represent!
This has to be the most gripping start to an AYG ep yet. Holy shit what a life! After all that darkness Foley asking, “well it must be beautiful, right?”. 😆
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
These mooks only know about a state from the club they have visited. So uninformed.
58:00 The pasta/sauce debate is back! I almost lost my shit. Kippy’s face, the way Foley set it up… Absolute best, guys!
Her “jail” story is the privilege people talk about
@caladr9367
Жыл бұрын
Lol I love when people come from money but are totally oblivious about it, like her
100k before Halloween boys, that Jeep is not gonna pay itself!
@mimigiggles4199
Жыл бұрын
Big boy needs seat covers.
Her and Potter are the only genuine LA comics. Everyone else felt like that tried hard to be garbage. Love you boys 🙏🏼🙏🏼
This was fantastic. Going to have to check out the special
CRUSHED IT ON LOS! Foley, I could see you sweating early about the lie detector questions (like you knew they were going to ask that question). Just know, we love y'all both. The whole LOS squad needs to be on AYG! Thanks for the content.... Holy shit the beginning of this episode... So sad.
This was one of the best episodes! Crazy, funny, witty, pretty, quick answers!
I love how catty Kippy got when Foley asked about a Min Pin.lol
I watch this show like they pay me to do so
Foley shouting out a Bronx chopped cheese made me smile.
@0to60in1day
Жыл бұрын
My life goal is to have a genuine chopped cheese from a bodega.
@theramplocal
Жыл бұрын
Foley is a real Allstar, team #sunin
This was an absolute roller coaster. Loved it.
Ol Foley's a little off on his math. So that costs you about 6 beans. 275 x 3 = 825
Great interview! I really like this lady. Well done!
“Your town is battin the cycle” took me out 😂
This channel has been suggested to me by KZread for a while... First time watching and it's pretty good. You guys are funny, Britt is awesome.
Thank you for showing us this gem! She’s funny and has such a good attitude on life. Will definitely check out her special!
@akingaard3535
Жыл бұрын
Funny? Ughhhh ya stink
@garrettpress2747
Жыл бұрын
@@akingaard3535 yeah kind of the opposite attitude you have actually! Thanks for giving me something to compare it too!
@tedcruzscancungetaway759
Жыл бұрын
She’s not gonna fuck you dude, stop with this BS
the image of little tiny windows in dime bags sent me 😂😂😂
"Hachi Machi!"
Finally a great story for the UFO question!! Lets gooo
Why do people have to down play their parents wealth? Growing up poor isn't cool. Embrace what you had.
@EdoKwin
Жыл бұрын
The *experience* of growing up poor isn't cool. The *perception* is that it's more admirable, especially if you're dealing well as an adult.
@hypernovaorcus
Жыл бұрын
Rags to riches is what's cool...they're probably going for that
@ThaFashionAssassin
Жыл бұрын
My family was on Wellfare, housing, WIC and food stamps
“Have you or anyone in your family ever had a discover card? And do you want one? “ 😂😂😂
Get Chelcie Lynn on!!
@michaelreese8217
Жыл бұрын
She is pure class
@bmthornell
Жыл бұрын
YES
100% class, 401k AND file-o-fish, she's basically the queen
Right when we started to think she was a classy broad, she hit us right in the face with extra tardar sauce
@Udgrasil13
Жыл бұрын
"Offend me with the Tartar Sauce!"
6:38 AYOOOOOO LMAO
21:25 I love how Foley adds 275 three times and gets 600 😂
Borderline personality disorder is terrible. That poor girl has endured so much, from her own mother.
@poboy8490
Жыл бұрын
And I'm sure her romantic partners endure a bit from her too. The shit's poison
@JayMac
Жыл бұрын
Its just as torturous for the people that love them as well. Especially their partner. Source: my ex had bpd, bipolar, agoraphobia and more.. She tortured my life. One day they love you like nobody ever has the next they cant even look at you lol. 9/10 the girl with bpd is drop dead gorgeous they just dont see it.. its crazy
@kyleking8656
Жыл бұрын
I've rarely not enjoyed an episode, but this was not for me, she is a sad woman. I wish her all the success in comedy.
Man, I’m new here and there is definitely no lack of uploads. Shovel!(I dig it)
Getting hypnotized by a guy in a wig who works out of his garage. So many new criteria coming out of this episode no one will be able to relate to lolol
@theramplocal
Жыл бұрын
No one to relate? #metoo
Still my favorite podcast... Always enjoy
I work in Big Bend! No idea she was from right next door. Great episode!
Very misleading. She said: --she drank a bottle a day, but then only when she partied --she got caught with a DUI in Arizona and did 30 days BUT didn't address that she did those 30 days in Beverly Hills, UNTIL she was asked about them --she owns a house but now lives in an apartment --she has a sparkling water system that was installed, which unless she has Co2 delivered, doesn't make sense... Unless she just meant a bottle of sparkling. --she's sober but still does drugs --she made it seem like her mom took her to Paris often and later reveals that it was once --ho to housewife but getting divorced --she also looks like how her ex-stepmom sounds, big fake hair and spray tanned I also question the "entire basketball team" thing because although sides get passed around the table, not everyone is into sharing. Lol!
@joshdragonsfield3799
Жыл бұрын
She also said her mom spent all their money divorcing her dad then later said her mom does her own litigation.
@BarelySocialExperiment
Жыл бұрын
She also said she lived only on slim fast lmao 🤣
“Just visually, did you think she was going to side with YOU on carb intake.” Absolute gold 👌🏻
What else do you have in those cylinders? 😂
4:25 the police walked in and said happy wife happy life right lol
She seems like a lovely lady. I checked out her “special”…maybe she shouldn’t have quit her day job? ouch.
@jimbaker2317
Жыл бұрын
You mean constantly saying anal or I’m a whore isn’t comedy?? Well I’ll be
@alexhaile7957
Жыл бұрын
She's hot as fuck, she'll be fine.
I love how kippy can't even look at her hahahahaha
"How's the Cheese?"😂😂
The highlight for me was at 21:08 when Foley completely gives up on a bit with a “agghhh god dammit i fucked it up” under his breath 😂
Cant wait to see you guys in Springfield mo next month
Great ep
21:28 when Kippy swallows the price of the hypnotist, I died.
Brittany is without a doubt the best-looking female comedian
We need a second for torres, kinane, and pruit homestly
Loving the ep... this bird is funny AF
Two fingers together of dry spaghetti is one serving
Hachi machi!!! A new episode…..there could be 10 a day and still wouldn’t be enough.
These boys can make any guest interesting.
Greatest pod in da world 🗑❤️🗑 Love youse!!
Hank's intro to Kevin by saying "not to be 'tri-pulled' with" already sets the stage.
I’ve been waiting for months for an answer to the UFO question… let’s go!!!
😂 so so funny
The Greater Wynnewood Exotic Animal Park in Wynnewood, Oklahoma (also referred to as the G.W. Zoo in Tiger King), with what he claimed to be "the largest tiger collection in America."
I'm not aware of her, but man oh man I enjoyed her! Thanks for giving me someone new to check out
@jaypers232
Жыл бұрын
Which part? The part where she just answers questions and doesn’t elaborate on anything at all?
@tedcruzscancungetaway759
Жыл бұрын
@@jaypers232 yes. No. Yes.
I didn't know this guest originally, but I still listened because I love the pod. As someone also from a small town in Wisconsin, I never related to a guest more than this one! Great ep! #teamtrash
A dichotomy wrapped in an enigma. Some low-rent moves with high-rent taste. She was fascinating. Great guest. Have a great time in the Pacific Northwest Boys. PEACE!
What it comes down to is this woman's complete class. 👌 Also I side with Foley on the box of pasta whole jar of sauce. 🍝
Best non-joke comment of the show “it was Oklahoma, OK”
AYG… Holy Shitballs Batman!!! She’s Bonkos & I’m in ❤️… what a pivot by Kippy to get into the Q’s. 👊🏻🙏🏻👊🏻
My grandma was the camel merch lady when they outlawed it. She has a barn slam full of joe camel shit, we still get it for christmas lol
I always enjoy when Kippy is clearly entertained by the Aunt Tootie comment and he tries to deny it.
@STSGuitar16
Жыл бұрын
ok so help me out here: is he saying "aunt Tootie," "aunt Tuddy," or what? I've seen people spell it both ways on here so I really don't know lol. Like I know Tootie is actually a name, but I've never heard of a Tuddy, and I have also never heard anyone pronounce "Tootie" with the oo pronounced like it is in "book" or "cook" so I am just all types of confused lol
@MmmmGoodBoy
Жыл бұрын
@@STSGuitar16 Tootie is most likely the correct spelling, I just went with the phonetic spelling out of ease and ignorance.
Product idea: AYG logo stickers. One on Kippy’s laptop would be dope. Other AYG stickers could say a product and the result…. Miracle Whip: Trash. Counter butter: Classy
KZread was shit before Kippy and the Big Man
Also definitely try Culvers. The cheese curds and their custard, fantastic.
Oklahoma… I don’t know where that is 🤣
First 10 minutes alone...BONKOS. I am ready for this ride. 😳
Love how she says her mom killed herself in the house and Foley still went through will the street name question. Lolol
consumer preferences. funny stuff!
Lookin good, Foley! Keep working on the weight! You’re the man! 💯
Best AD readers in the business!!!
Great some eye candy on a Sunday. H. Foley making me drool
The opening was a cacophony of chaos with a punch in the gut. Brittany came out swinging.
She was at Marquette when Jimmy Butler was there.
I 150% agree with foley on the box to jar ratio on pasta 🍝 💕
@deannad9105
Жыл бұрын
The funniest thing is that we know Foley lied about it lasting an entire week, because he said that he doesn't add more sauce later. And everyone knows that math doesn't add up. If you keep 1:1 ratio spaghetti in the frig longer than a day, if is bone dry and needs more sauce. He lies about the craziest things😂
A jack and jill set up is two sinks in front of a large mirror, not a single bathroom with two entrances. It's designed so a person can brush their teeth while the other shaves for example.
H is a diamond in the rough… best podcast of 2022
Holy shit. This podcast went from zero to Zero Dark Thirty in 60 milliseconds.
Fisher and Paykel is a New Zealand Appliance manufacturer. All we use down here.
Kippy was legitimately terrified
I live rural and everyone has an above ground pool. You don’t want a permanent structure for when it decays and doesn’t get replaced. These ppl own these houses for multiple generations
Probably the best show on KZread
Luv it or leave it it’s the lifestyle you will be living. Haha 😂
Never heard of this girl, but the boys came through like always! Great Episode!!
0:14 my face when no CHI-CA-GO! 😞
Now we need to see Desus Nice and Brittany Schmitt hanging out eating Filet O’ Fish sandwiches.
Ooooh shit! A realllll dirtbag niche reference, I actually tried that stuff when it was sold as “plant fertilizer” but really it was a cocaine/amphetamine/psychedelic analog… That shit was insane, for the first 20 minutes you felt like you just did a line of Coke and then for a couple hours it was like a light mushroom trip.
you tellin me she has the same job as Dave attell ?
@tedcruzscancungetaway759
Жыл бұрын
I watched some stand up of hers to make sure I wasn’t unfairly judging her, I’m not, she isn’t funny. Her best joke is just a rhyme, “no back door dicken after kung pao chicken”. Seriously.
Let's get it boys!
Foley brought out his good shirt. For this dime piece
She did not come to mess around. Playing this game to win 🥇
“You got a favorite chinese spot in la” “No not really” “Thats pretty classy!”
@skyluke9476
Жыл бұрын
Lol you can tell Foley and Kev started unraveling the second she said, my mom killed herself 3 days b4 my wedding... no it was fine.... They like wtf do we do from here
Foley is so cute! Adorable.