Are Red Baron's Pizza Melts a Frozen Pizza Game Changer?
Last Year Red Baron released their Pizza Melts... an ambitious item combining Pizza and Sandwiches! This item can be prepared in minutes in a microwave, it features sauce, cheese and toppings on a piece of bread and is eaten like a sandwich. Can an item like this be a game changer for the world of Frozen Pizza? I'll take a look in today's review!
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@casers623
3 жыл бұрын
how the hell am I the first reply Im 45 mins late
@user-lonelyman
3 жыл бұрын
Watching this makes me want to eat the same thing that he's eating. I want go through the screen and grab that food. Damn,I have never been this hungry in my entire life.
@user-uncle_yen
3 жыл бұрын
Ears: satisfied Brain: satisfied Stomach: unsatisfied
@asheep7458
3 жыл бұрын
4th reply
@repairman4life362
3 жыл бұрын
That toasted bread probably cuts your mouth like eating captain crunch cereal...stay tuned for Reviewbrah vs repairman4life coming soon...#REPAIRMAN4LIFE
How is your Saturday going so far? I hope you enjoy the review!
@isoniazidsive
3 жыл бұрын
great actually
@icearrow9036
3 жыл бұрын
hello
@nate-ox5lw
3 жыл бұрын
Good sir
@vohlofn
3 жыл бұрын
its going great thank you
@hash-slingingslasher1374
3 жыл бұрын
Very good my master
My dude looks like he’s about to play a jaunty tune on a saloon piano while a bar fight breaks out
@HorrorWorldx
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@brianm5563
3 жыл бұрын
"Jaunty" says he 😆
Red Barons will always hold a special place in my heart
@w1lls872
3 жыл бұрын
C
@Ilikepats
3 жыл бұрын
Newman's own #1
@Sabatar446
3 жыл бұрын
You could see he was a proper baron, taking that rich heart of yours.
@pulseweld
3 жыл бұрын
and my toilet
@Jack-zj1ug
3 жыл бұрын
More specifically in your arteries
This man doesn't age, he has achieved immortality long ago and has been reviewing food since 1675.
@SunnyDarkoShow
3 жыл бұрын
100%
@elimillathetruekillamydrilla
3 жыл бұрын
ofc
@electricshrapnel4368
3 жыл бұрын
@ESparda A.K.A.悪魔の死神 That is hardly surprising, he's over four thousand years old.
@krysxmoon
3 жыл бұрын
shhhh🤐
@thehowlingjoker
3 жыл бұрын
I remember when the Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich and within a matter of hours TROTW had reviewed it.
1:38 this is most violent i have ever seen him lol
@AlpineMutt
3 жыл бұрын
I jumped out of my seat
@HalendleofLoc
3 жыл бұрын
I felt the ground beneath me tremble
@Kiatro
3 жыл бұрын
My dog peed, he was so scared.
@pipomaggi
3 жыл бұрын
not even the camera's mic was able to handle it
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3 жыл бұрын
My life flashed before my eyes
Brah: "Are you ready..." Me: Yes Brah: "I'll take that as a yes."
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3 жыл бұрын
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3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku Why is your channel the way it is?
@d1st0rt3dsan1ty
3 жыл бұрын
Right? Like an adult version of Dora, haha
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@devinpaul9026
3 жыл бұрын
Everyone here is me. Now that you know that, so are you.
@kravethedream
3 жыл бұрын
There are some idiot trolls as he mentioned in his hate comments video
@metallic_cocoa
3 жыл бұрын
You're welcome
@RonnieG
3 жыл бұрын
@@devinpaul9026 no John jacob...
@TheReportOfTheWeek
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for being one of those viewers and listeners David! I greatly appreciate it. Hopefully things will stay this way going forward.
1:37 Back in his mob boss days, this is the last thing you would see in your lifetime
@mightymouse5029
3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣 I love this guy
@zacharymcmillan2788
3 жыл бұрын
And the last thing you would hear would be,"My disappointment is immeasurable." 🤣🤣🤣
This is the type of lad who says present instead of here🤵
@justaspectator9762
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@mpgamer55
3 жыл бұрын
Tim-Othy...? Pre-Sent!
@TheReportOfTheWeek
3 жыл бұрын
Oof ... you got me on that one!
@JoJo_19_77
3 жыл бұрын
But when the substitute teacher asks if there was any homework to turn in, he'll be the first to say "nope". Gaining her trust with his innocence all for the survival of his fellow classmates! Good man he is!
@krysxmoon
3 жыл бұрын
lolllll definitely
Is it just me. Or would anyone else also just eat both halves without making them into the sandwich?? That looked good open!
@toniroberts8117
3 жыл бұрын
I concur. I would prefer eating it without combining them... too much bread. I actually make a similar thing once in awhile when I babysit. Either using thick white toast as a crust, sometimes an English muffin, or a flour tortilla. Pretty good. Gotta use a conventional toaster oven for the crisp crust 👍
@erikblomberg625
3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. Like a french bread pizza.
@toniroberts8117
3 жыл бұрын
@@oxygeninduced I think if you allow it to cool down some you’d be fine 😂
@kenmore01
3 жыл бұрын
@Lemon Grab Oh, I have done that! 😜
@petesnik1282
3 жыл бұрын
Of course , bra don't cut corners
Imagine bringing Review Brah home for Thanksgiving and he reviews the dinner your Mom made while she sits at the table.
@badnrad
3 жыл бұрын
Review Brah DESTROYS Thanksgiving Dinner with FACTS and LOGIC
I've been drinking and can't tell you how good that looks.
There was some heart stopping action in this episode, my sister fainted.
Watching this man eat is like asmr for my eyes
@toastyboi6371
3 жыл бұрын
truest statement ive ever read
"Everybody's favorite disembodied voice." Indeed.
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@laurenreynolds9755
3 жыл бұрын
Yeas! Such a feeling of calm washes over me 😅😅
Omw to dollar general RN
@metallic_cocoa
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😭
@krysxmoon
3 жыл бұрын
hahahahaaa!
@gmoney909south
3 жыл бұрын
😅🤣😂😂😭😭💀
@winemomma2689
3 жыл бұрын
@Bumble Bee right now. It is textese.
@vaprex
3 жыл бұрын
@Bumble Bee Resident Nurse. Full translation: "TimeWatch5 is a Resident Nurse who is picking up a Red Baron Pizza Melt at the nearby Dollar General since his/her shift is now over. "
6:25 Reviewbrah: "They called me a mad man."
TheReportOfTheWeek is one of the real ones - a genuine agent of light and goodness. Cherish him, people.
It's crazy to think a time traveling immortal like ReviewBrah was once doing these videos but live in front of audiences at the Salem witch trials and other historical events. ReviewBrah told the native Americans the corn needed more salt at the first ever Thanksgiving.
@nowvoyagerNE
3 жыл бұрын
and he recommended that the native americans plant the corn with fish for built in fertilizer.
Used to eat Red Baron's Pizza for lunch in highschool almost everyday. I still like it to this day lol
@devinpaul9026
3 жыл бұрын
"I used to smoke a lot of weed. I still DO, but I used to, too."
lol the zooming of the burnt crumble ^^
This man deserves a show on the food network
@b1k2q34
3 жыл бұрын
Doing what, exactly?
@mikeferrando5725
3 жыл бұрын
@@b1k2q34 gee, I wonder...
Gotta give props to the classic Stouffers French bread pizzas, though. Even though they're open-faced.
@colorspent
3 жыл бұрын
forgot about those. 🤤
@janedoe-ex5wo
3 жыл бұрын
I used to love those things
Legend says Gordon Ramsey is afraid of this guy to review his food.
@AysusColoma
3 жыл бұрын
Hed be delighted to have him lol
@b1k2q34
3 жыл бұрын
Obviously doesn't know who this kid is, but he has also never reviewed any classy or upscale food as far I know.
@milestrotter6844
3 жыл бұрын
Every food establishment tremble at the thought of ReviewBrah reviewing their food, Gordon Ramsey should be petrified.
no matter how classy or casual a food is he is always wearing the snazziest suit
@CyanideSprinkles
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah... are you new here?
@machiel5888
3 жыл бұрын
That’s literally.... his whole shtick..... you might as well write “this guy reviews food but he only reviews fast food!”. Yes, we know that 😂
@redtukeguy4263
3 жыл бұрын
Branding. It is all branding my dude.
@bijansadoughi2128
3 жыл бұрын
The OP is just saying he likes the snazzy looks don’t be slow guys
@b1k2q34
3 жыл бұрын
Has he ever reviewed "classy" food?
“It’s everyone’s favorite disembodied voice” 💜
@Bassotronics
3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
He has successfully completed the formidable task without setting off any traps what a Chad
That "hello everyone" is always getting a like from me
when i was a child growing up in italy i would often enjoy my grandmas famous calzones but being a picky eater she would lovingly cut off the crust for me. she died in the war, but this brings back those wonderful summer afternoons.
These sorts of things are always better when cooked in the oven.
@michaelvandyke6715
3 жыл бұрын
Never use a microwave for anything...
I love how to intro and his whole personality hasn't changed one bit in the last like 2 years
You should do more reviews of grocery store/affordable items since so many people in the world are struggling after the pandemic.
Your absolute swaggery never ceases to awe me beyond comprehension, great review king.
@metallic_cocoa
3 жыл бұрын
😆😆😂😭😭😭
Some people are just better at their jobs than others.
@SomethingFunny454
3 жыл бұрын
Do you drive a green van?
@4u5t
3 жыл бұрын
@@SomethingFunny454 I haven't heard about that in a while
@SomethingFunny454
3 жыл бұрын
@@4u5t my youtube algorithm keeps recommending videos other people made about it two years ago. It' like they are trying to bring it back
@Bassotronics
3 жыл бұрын
Björck Björck Bjork
@delgriffith7949
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I get that alot.
You probably don't care reviewbrah but today's my birthday and it's going really good so thanks bro u put a smile on my face:)
@winemomma2689
3 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday
@ginaunger2399
3 жыл бұрын
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
When you clapped the world shook, Reviewbrah.
9:49 "on what teeth i have" 😂😂😂 you killing me son.
Just an up-scaled grilled cheese sandwich, or a down-scaled calzone.
@susanmacaluso5218
3 жыл бұрын
A well balanced meal, indeed
Now im gonna have a repeating nightmare of him slapping those two halves of imaginary pizza together absolutly terrifying
I call that a toastie here in Australia. Meat (usually salami or ham), cheese and sauce/salsa.
"A boiling hot sloppy disgusting mess." Perfectly describes my failed marriage. 🤣🤣🤣
To me it looks like there’s too much bread & not enough cheese! = dry
Watch the first 2:30 of the video without sound and see if you would have guessed this was a pizza review. John is the master of the drama🤣💖
The KING of food. You do it the best. Thanks John
Okay so I know I'm a year late on commenting on this video, but I've been watching your videos for a month or two and I love your reviews! The comedy, how civil you are, how you don't need profanity to entertain us. You are truly something special. I was watching this and was reminded of my favorite frozen red baron treat. They have a 5 cheese garlic French bread pizza which has a really tasty garlic sauce instead of pizza sauce. I was curious if you'd do a review on it so I could hear your opinion!
These reviews make everyone’s quarantine better
@Bassotronics
3 жыл бұрын
Time for some quarantine Pizza!
Here's the time stamp for the shot where he, the lord of the manor, zooms in on the burnt crap on the baking sheet 6:15
@zucchini3857
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, that part was great
@rossedwardmiller
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@emilytustin4540
3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for someone to mention that I’m paused on the zoomed in burnt now
@champagne.future5248
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you. My favourite indie film moment
@captainjazzbo8368
3 жыл бұрын
🤣
1:39 delivers a passionate display of sassy 🔥 fire...love it!
John: Are you ready? Me: *slowly ma§turbating* John: I'll take that as a yes
Every other sandwich: *sweats* and pepperoni pizza is the best pizza, I don't make the rules
@fisheatingmcrib1005
3 жыл бұрын
🗿
@DeeAnnieFL
3 жыл бұрын
Dear Leader knows what he's talking about
Everyone knows this guy will win the super bowl
@devinpaul9026
3 жыл бұрын
He's the real Bill Braski.
this just flooded my memory with visions of my youth in high school we would go to the pizza place next to the school and get a roll with sauce and cheese on it for 1 dollar.
I just bought a Red Baron frozen pizza supreme today for the Super Bowl.
I was on the edge of my seat when he folded the sandwich over. Thrilling stuff. Well done, sir, well done.
@kenmore01
3 жыл бұрын
I thought he would use the medieval thing called the..."spatula."
That thumbnail smile gets me EVERY time
@itsthefluorescents4777
3 жыл бұрын
He’s got such an innocent child like smile it’s so wholesome
@uniqueweasel
3 жыл бұрын
"Something like that." :)
6:31 the black spot turns into an eye.. the sandwich starts talking.. when he uses the pizza cutter it mirrors the eye. His sandwich came to life 🤣
The audio quality of the voice over was excellent. I am a fan of this.
I never liked The Great Gatsby in my school days. This kid is making me reassess everything I thought I knew!
The Michael Jackson of Food Reviews! Love this guy!
your into is THE BEST on youtube
YOU ARE SO TALENTED! ALWAYS DO ALOT OF YOUR JOKES WHEN YOU ARE DOING YOUR FOOD REVIEWS! IT'S GREAT!!! THANK YOU!!!😊😊😊😊
this man is a legend stop giving him hate
@MelMelMel
3 жыл бұрын
Who's hating on him?
I like to imagine it's just me and him on a skype call and he's reviewing the food just for me.
@LizzyAlexis
3 жыл бұрын
That's really sweet!
That voice over gets me everytime. Makes me feel like I'm watching National Geographic or Discovery channel. Well done sir!🙌🏾
We tried it. The bread and the way it crisps up makes the sandwich. Excellent. Thanks for the video!
Oh my god 1:38 got me dang
7 minutes in and I cant tell whether he absolutely despises everything this food stands for or if its blowing his mind
CHEESE, PEPERONI, TOMATO SAUCE AND BREAD?! The creativity is mind blowing!! Wow... What a culinary breakthrough!!! Unreal!!
Red barons French bread pizza was my favorite childhood meal. Especially after school it just hit the spot!
Hells yeah my boy is back with a hott pizza review..this is gonna be good
Its Time to watch this legend
LOVE YOUR VEST, TIE, AND SHIRT COMBO!
I am soooo glad I found this. Red Baron is off the hook. Great review.
The only thing that can save 2021 is a Reviewbrah x Dave Portnoy pizza review
“My body is ready”
I loved the zoom-in to the burnt bits on the pan as he narrated. Beautiful cinematography sir, well done.
I was at the store today and saw this in the freezer section. I bought it just because of this review and I do agree that it is pretty tasty.
Me going into this vid like “well are they?!?”
I love this guy, he's so calm!
I like the close up of the burnt bit
Stouffer's French Bread Pizza. It comes in a pack of 2, smack em together. The pizza "sandwich" has been around since the 80s ;) It's in every grocerystore frozen section... You should try it ReviewBrah!!
Reviewbrah is the 🐐
Girl: this pizza is so rich and good Me: food is food the bois: yes
@disputeone
3 жыл бұрын
The finest delicacies taste of nothing when eaten alone.
Great review, this was golden!! I’ve been watching for a while, this one sealed the deal, I subbed.
When Papa John said to stay tuned I did. And finally the secrets of Red Baron have come out thanks to Review Brah and the record has been set straight.
Looks like too high bread to topping ratio.
@AnnathePiana
3 жыл бұрын
Nowhere near enough cheese for me.
Him: "are you ready?" Me, who is scared for no reason: "huuuuu" Him: "I'll take that as a yes..."
I actually just picked these up from the store... I await in excitement for Sir's review!!
@Valspartame_Maelstrom
2 жыл бұрын
what did you end up thinking of it?
Lmfao!!! I love the excitement in your voice, John 😅
Reviewbrah thank you for unearthing the dark underbelly of the frozen pizza world.
I want to try them because Red Baron is always so good, I normally get their supreme pizzas
This is some of your best work! I would love to see more frozen food reviews and especially in this narrated, improvisational format
1:38 Only used 0.6% of his power yet he stunned the electronics around him with just a slap. Truly terrifying
Is it only me or do you look like that strawberry from the cloudy with a chance of meatball2
@user-xn4xo8ls1l
3 жыл бұрын
R/rare insults
@hussambassil9431
3 жыл бұрын
LOL you have the same name
Not only is this the best KZread channel, it also has the best comment section
That aggressive hand slap was bone chilling.
Oh my God, one of the funniest videos I've seen all week! I burst out laughing at 1:55, I love your dry humor so much! 😂 Really love the entire video, so entertaining and made me want to go try the product 💗
that beginning was epic