Ngl I'm down for some Kig-Yar breeding. Besides, she sounds Cute too.

@BettyBo-zg1ok

4 ай бұрын

She really does

@Biggiesmegs

4 ай бұрын

Tartarus himself couldn’t pull me out

@MasterCheeksOfficial

4 ай бұрын

💀 Pin of shame

@PromptHorizon12

4 ай бұрын

... you won't survive the night if you know the lore.

@mister_needles

4 ай бұрын

​@@Biggiesmegs That goes so fucking hard.

“What the fuck is edging” destroyed me

this is better then the paramount series

@Guardian307

4 ай бұрын

so true

@renski8976

4 ай бұрын

on a scale of 1 to 100 this is like 100 and paramount series is like a 2. It is one point higher than 1 because it's got chief's armor in it... That's it.

@Mgsfan-uz4pg

4 ай бұрын

Not a high bar to jump. In fact. They threw the bar into the hole the Covenant dug for that portal to the ark. Still though; 9/10

@juliobrian4757

4 ай бұрын

You took the words RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH!!!!!

@2ndGear

4 ай бұрын

Truth

Truth's "aw fuck" just killed me

@The.prophet.of.truth.

4 ай бұрын

Aw fuck...

@adrianlugo1130

4 ай бұрын

Lmaoo yeah

@mister_needles

4 ай бұрын

Sounds exactly like a man in a wheelchair who's been dreading that day.

@juhapekkaruusala9038

4 ай бұрын

Should have said: "By the Holy Rings" instead. Then it would have been too much to bear.

"What the fuck is Edging?" Master Chief

"What is this, show and tell?" "Jesus Christ, I can't take this shit."

2:18 "Oh wow, real funny, fuck you! Do you know how fucking shit my life is right now?!" - The Prophet of Truth

Bruh. Truth's part fucking killed me. 😂😂😂

This honestly is peak comedy

@MasterCheeksOfficial

4 ай бұрын

Hah thanks!

The blind kid joke got me dying 🤣🤣🤣

@MT-oj2ls

4 ай бұрын

Oh yeah man the blind kid joke killed me

How does this not have more views it is funny as hell

Wow, the ai voice for the POT was amazing

@thespecialist3608

4 ай бұрын

Piece of Tangerine? ;)

@pollyon

4 ай бұрын

@@thespecialist3608 LMAO

Truths rage towards arbs was hilarious.

Question for the female Kig-Yar: How did you and Arbiter meet and how long did it take for you both to start doing the nasty? Who initiated the first pound sesh?

@MartianLeo_T

Ай бұрын

good job yours got in a video

Truths “ah fuck” 💀💀

This needs a machinima style video to go with it

@andrewotaku1679

4 ай бұрын

YES!

Loving these podcasts ep. Chief had me in tears this ep.

“What the fuck is edging” omg 😂😂

Got three questions, One: Arbiter, Would you like a tangerine or pinapple? Two, Chief, have you ever made it a mission to find Waldo, and if so, how would you go about it? and THree, once again arbiter, Wort Wort Wort?

Arbiter bullying the prophet of truth is hilarious

Bro, this is my favorite podcast ever

Female Kig Yar.

@MasterCheeksOfficial

4 ай бұрын

Female Kig Yar.

@myman7442

4 ай бұрын

Female Kig Yar.

@andynorton6155

4 ай бұрын

Female Kig Yar.

@lazycat-cw2we

4 ай бұрын

Female kig yar

@hotdogcubus377

4 ай бұрын

Female Kig Yar.

Originally i thought this was arby and the chief from long ago with the Microsoft sam and mike voices, so hearing arbiter be the savage one is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Keep up the good work. Next episode, you should bring in buck and maybe his girl from halo 3 odst

this is my favorite podcast

For Chief: When You Were Fighting In The War,Did You Ever Find Somebody That You Would Take A Sniper Burst Through The Head For?

I wanna see chips dubbo on the next one!maybe he's a real odd ball and is into bug collecting or bareque reviews!

@mister_needles

4 ай бұрын

Idk if A.I. can handle that much Australia.

Audio is a little low

How is this channel not blowing up!?

For chief: Would you ever consider kelly as a partner? For cortana: would you want a human body?

Chief crowns this whole shit with his random remarks from the background! And Arbitter is still savage.

I am so glad I stumbled upon this channel. It's hilarious

how has this channel escaped this long, voices i grew hearing, what a treat

Okay, I LOVE these vids. Keep em coming please. Lol

You can hear Chief getting progressively more done with these podcasts as we go.

Ask arbiter about how locke was

Master Chief, do you remember when we fought? On the first halo :from spartan 1771

This was bloody great lol love it

For Cortana: Hows your little sister The Weapon? And are jealous chief prefers her over you?

You gotta update it sometime with the weapon character

Subbed. This is brilliant.

To Arbiter: On a scale of 1 to Goatse, how much did you tangerine? Asking for a tangerine.

To Master Chief: What the funniest thing you've seen or heard.

"What the fuck is edging?"

Arbiter is ashamed for getting gritty with a citrus fruit but not for getting it with a Kig. Fascinating

Dude these are hilarious

Every part of this had me in STICHES BRO LMFAO

Hey Arby, didn't your girlfriend show up on kek or cringe with the covenant? I loved that show.

I have a question for all 3 you guys.” What are your thoughts on Kilo unit Spartans Nightflash-617,Brass-024,Swift-213,Whisper-316 & Ocelot-806 & do you think the punishment they got from ONI during the time you 3 were are the second(Third if you want to be technical)halo justified,even though they stoped a Halo from firing?

Arbiter: tell us about some crazy shit you did on your home world

I’m fuckin dead my guy!!!!!! XD don’t stop making this content! Pure comedy

I want to see them talk about Helldivers 2

Hey chief, what's your favorite weapon? Btw did arby start that bar fight?

Cool

Question for the Arbiter: With the Unggoy black market, are there any Human programs that are worth more in trade? I have some killer DVDs that I think will get me some choice merch, but I'm not sure on the exchange rate.

🤣🤣🤣 Fuckin Great

For arbiter: Man to squidface, why, of all things, did you use a tangerine? A grapefruit works much better.

Die to be this guy 117

@MasterCheeksOfficial

4 күн бұрын

huh?

@AjoloteSouls

4 күн бұрын

I'm just saying that it'd be cool to be you, aren't you commander Keen but not dead.

its back

Why.. WHY ARE THERE ONLY 3 EPISODES!!?!?!???!!!!

@MasterCheeksOfficial

4 ай бұрын

They take a bit of time to make e.g. scripting, getting the right voice inflections which mean I’ll sometimes generate the same line a dozen times until it sounds natural, then I have to do it for each character etc. They’re just a bit time consuming but I’m gonna make more soon haha

@peris_arts_film9699

4 ай бұрын

@@MasterCheeksOfficial I figured a lot went into these. Only meant the comment as wanting more. So please Keep up the stellar work.

Hey chief, what’s your thoughts on Palmer? Given the missions you were on together and time on infinity.

Question for Cortana: Are you better than Siri or Google?

Arbiter; What happened to our boy Rtas’ Vadum and will he feature as a guest?

@mister_needles

4 ай бұрын

[half-jaw jokes intensifies]

This just gets better and better! Who'd you get to voice the Kig-Yar?

This is fucking hilarious 😂

Question for Chief: once you escaped the first Halo and picked up the very little amount of survivors there were, how long did it take you to get back to any kind of UNCS personnel?

Question for Arby: Did you happen to watch the Paramount+ series? What were your thoughts? Also to Master Chief: I am Spartan 21-23-21 (translate to letters) from the Spartan IV program, looking up to you and your Spankr tactics!

Arbiter is hilarious

Bro this hilarious as fk

@MasterCheeksOfficial

4 ай бұрын

Haha cheers mate! Stay tuned, I’ve got another episode almost ready for release

i dont think i can eat oranges anymore

Question for both master chief and arbiter How do you feel about each other? Do you like hanging out with each other? Are you best friends? Whats goin on?

Awes man, I thought this had something to do with the original arby n the chief show.

This was pretty funny

Questions for anyone: which was worse the fall of reach or Aegis IIV? Which was better, Dead Space 3 or Halo 5? Have any of you ever met Isaac Clarke before? What is your stance on Unitology?

For both Chief and Arby: How did it feel when you both first realized you had to work together? What were your thoughts about each other and the situation?

Didn't know they got real time translation of kig yar up and running.

I have a fan question- how often does master chief teabag his enemies

hey army im that grunt that you traded a nedler for a almost broken plasma pistel when can i get that nedler back this plasma pistol did not help with the f***ing flood

Just fantastic haha

😂😂😂😂 subscribed

😅😂🤣

Hey Arbiter, what was the funniest grunt death you ever bore witness to?

More please!

Master Chief, after all this time what is your opinion of 343 Guilty Spark?

Gold😂🤣

Arby & cheef podcast Arbby & cheef podcast

Kig-Yar voice sounds too human, needs a bit of rasp and they can’t pronounce certain consonants due to their lack of lips.

@MasterCheeksOfficial

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, I was originally going to try something like that but then the voice sounded too unattractive which I felt like would’ve made it kinda clash with how arbiter described her in the first episode. She was just meant to be an offscreen joke character originally who I wasn’t actually intending on putting in the series haha

@Saltasaur

4 ай бұрын

@@MasterCheeksOfficialI honestly disagree, the voice works for the skirmishes in Infinite (they’re female Ruuhtians) are actually quite stellar.

@MasterCheeksOfficial

4 ай бұрын

Fair enough. But it’s probably a little late to change the voice now so I may just have to stick with this one @@Saltasaur

@mister_needles

4 ай бұрын

​@@Saltasaur you can pass it off to translation software. Stuff is mentioned in books but not games, she can technically sound however you want her to sound. It'll just look like poorly translated kung fu movie.

2:35 😁 3:13 🤔

You guys should invite Benjamin Giraud, he is a journalist and could be interesting bring it to the podcast!

Discord: discord.gg/NnWcHvUP

Finally found another KZread gem 🫡

Good stuff

💥 Promo-SM

"What the fuck is edging?"