Thank you guys for watching! If you didn't know I am now dunking on absolutely stupid medical tweets on the Croatoan Channel, theres a link at the end of this video if you want to go check that out!

@kingshadow8782

2 жыл бұрын

Cool

@kingshadow8782

2 жыл бұрын

Good work Roanoke Gaming.

@madman3079

2 жыл бұрын

SPACE HERPES SURE DOES EXIST THOUGH 🤣

@HashknightGaming

2 жыл бұрын

AMERICA! YOU ARE A TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOT! ⚘

@xenon9050

2 жыл бұрын

Roanoke pls react to Sweet home

"Moon crabs definitely don't exist." Sounds like something someone who doesn't want us to know that moon crabs exist would say.

@DeathSithe92

2 жыл бұрын

It's because mooncrab meat is the sweetest and he wants to keep it all for himself.

@Confused7675

2 жыл бұрын

@@DeathSithe92 I’ve had some, it has a bit of tang to it

@francisharkins

2 жыл бұрын

@@Confused7675 Yeah its like getting Crab Rangoon. To much Moon not enough Crab.

@DadPharoah

2 жыл бұрын

Moon Crab Propaganda

@salted6422

2 жыл бұрын

I'm suddenly getting a whole lot of moon crab vibes from Roanoke.. And I'm feeling very orthodox today... *TOSS THE MOON CRAB LOVER INTO BONFIRE AND LET HIM BE PURIFIED - EARTH CRAB GOD DEMANDS IT!*

Camouflage is not entirely indicitive of a prey animal, many predators use the same tactic for hunting. Hiding is great for both predator and prey.

@francisharkins

2 жыл бұрын

Insert the Bobit worm or Antlion for example.

@macnzee7572

2 жыл бұрын

Heck the easiest example of this are big cats like tigers

@brodythomas7176

2 жыл бұрын

@@macnzee7572 Jaguars and leopards were my first thought

@Naptosis

2 жыл бұрын

@@macnzee7572 Yep, even smaller cats too; my jet black cat Señor Squeaks Esquire The First, is a void of death at night. He's totally invisible apart from amber flashes from his eyes. It must be like being hunted by the Alien™ to be his prey.

@xxvaltielxx1789

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed, just look at any human predator, you usually don't know if they're a menace till it's too late

Slight correction: Spartans DO have night vision available, as well as infrared and thermal vision. They can change the visor mode with a specific motion of their head. You just never do this in game because it never gets that dark, whereas most of ODST was at night.

@alwaysaloneforever97

Жыл бұрын

Spartans in reach had night vision.

@BigHailFan

Жыл бұрын

@@alwaysaloneforever97 thats right!

@zavalasshampoo9911

Жыл бұрын

was just about to comment this lmao, beat me to the punch 🤣

@Eye_Of_Odin978

Жыл бұрын

They actually don't even need to do a specific motion with their head. It's just activated by thinking about it, essentially, because their suits are linked to their nervous systems through neural implants.

@lornbaker1083

Жыл бұрын

I thought master chief's helmet just automatically adjusted all light in an area to become Similar to daytime, Which would explain why the earlier games felt kinda jank you were looking at it through A helmet visor trying to adjust everything for it to look at least slightly normal and natural for the human eye to respond. But that's just How I thought it worked back when I was a kid. I always figured the O DST had like your basic concept of night vision gear but the Spartans were the ones who had like automatic adjusting. Visors that could make any place that they enter look as bright as daytime even A dark cave.

The whole active hunting vs misunderstanding thing has always intrigued me, it could lead to some huge misunderstandings. Imagine a alien species starts slaughtering humans, and when we finally figure out how to communicate with them they're like "Killing, what's killing?" "OH NOOO, WEVE BEEN DOING THAT TO YOU!?! WE DIDNT KNOW! THATS HOW WE SAY HELLO!"

@richardarriaga6271

Жыл бұрын

Plot of Ender's Game

@barneymiller7894

Жыл бұрын

@@richardarriaga6271 Good book lol

@Mario_Angel_Medina

Жыл бұрын

In _The Long Earth_ there was an Earth in a parallel universe inhabited by a living ocean whose hivemind absorbed the consciousness of all the lifeforms who felt into it. The organism was intelligent but his evolution was so different from us that it didn't understood the concept of "death", after all, both the atoms and the memories of the beings it "ate" still existed inside it, from its perspective, there was nothing wrong with a permanent loss of individuality

@Mario_Angel_Medina

Жыл бұрын

Is a very random example, but the orks in _Warhammer 40k_ need to die to reproduce, so death and violence aren't a big deal for them

@barneymiller7894

Жыл бұрын

@@Mario_Angel_Medina Both excellent examples

Back in middle school I remember first seeing the trailer to this movie and thinking “yeah that’s going to be terrible”. A year or so later one of my classmates mentioned that he just watched it, I asked him what the monster was supposed to be since they didn’t show it in the trailers I watched. I will never forget his response: “Mother. Fucking. Space. Crabs.” It was in an art class so he spent the rest of the period just doodling Mr. Krabs on the moon. Good times. Good times. I hope he’s doing well now, last I heard he was going to college to be a physical therapist.

@CRC-1904

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@TheArachnidCompany

2 жыл бұрын

That kids a legend in my eyes

@spacedaddycereal73

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Lh0000

2 жыл бұрын

“AGAGAGAGAGAGA, SpongeBob me boy I’ve conquered the moon!”

@jaimevalencia6271

2 жыл бұрын

Well the movie was shit but it was also just ok lol

“Rock Lobster” is a hilariously accurate description of the creatures in this movie.

@ramoth777

Жыл бұрын

Roam if you want to.

@hydrodynamo6558

11 ай бұрын

Crustle looking ahh

@mehcutcheon2401

9 ай бұрын

Iraq Lobster!! Time to listen to a Family Guy remix lmao!

@user-fr9db1lq4u

9 ай бұрын

so mature not to do a Peter Griffin sound bite

Damn bungie really did tell us that the moon is haunted and we didn't listen. Now these rocks are everywhere. Also loving the destiny soundtrack in the background

Here’s a fun fact, Roanoke. The reason that Spartans don’t have night vision on their armor is because during the Spartans augmentation process, their “natural” night vision was improved so much that they had no need for night vision functions in their helmet :)

@Eye_Of_Odin978

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, but stupid Bungie retconned tf outta that in Halo: Reach (along with the 30 other things that game retconned) and gave the Spartans night-vision in their visors. And people still think Bungie is a good company. Absurd.

@notthisguyagain5908

Жыл бұрын

@@Eye_Of_Odin978 Uhm but halo reach Spartans are spartan 3s… known for less augments then previous spartan 2s so…

@lildominator2953

Жыл бұрын

​@Agent Washington hey man just admit you don't pay attention to lore and move on

@mrdevindean1

Жыл бұрын

That's what I've been saying. They literally have night vision bakes into they eyes so visors or helmets in general aren't required to see.

"We're sailors on the moon. We carry a harpoon" Gotta love the Futurama reference.

@maltardraco9555

2 жыл бұрын

One of the other four people who got that reference.

@AC-hj9tv

2 жыл бұрын

Haha yes!

@mgthatoneguy

2 жыл бұрын

I'm four

@solfireblaze9292

2 жыл бұрын

There be five people

@drewkroeker

2 жыл бұрын

Fry: "That never happened!" Leela: "I don't see you with a fun-gineering degree!" lmao 😄

“Our flag has been blasted with radiation these last 53 years” Actually the Apollo 11 flag was destroyed by the exhaust from the LEM ascent engine. It was a running joke among astronauts that Neil and Buzz screwed up and put the flag too close to the LEM. Or that the mission planners screwed up by not predicting this and instructing the astronauts to place the flag a safe distance away. Was an opportunity for Apollo 12 LEM crew to brag about something and mock their friends from Apollo 11. The flags from apollos 12,14,15,16,17 should still be standing even if radiation has bleached them to the point, it looks like France got there first.

@jesseallen3109

2 жыл бұрын

aah..that's news I didn't know about.. Also that end joke.. haha.. thought the same thing. Just think.. aliens will come across the moon and see all those white flags and be like "wel, the species that got here must have sucked real hard that they kept going to space to their closest neighboor, and then planted a "i surrender" flag on it. Let's see if they still exist down on the planet and conquer them.. should be easy right? *points at fallen skies, Halo, and independence day* Or not.

@bobtheturtle7701

2 жыл бұрын

I mean a white flag could mean something else to them. Like an insult, greeting, or some random thing I can't predict.

@Goldenkitten1

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesseallen3109 Preeeeeeety sure any species technologically evolved enough to make it to Earth would understand the effects of solar radiation on cloth...

@ernestareheart4238

2 жыл бұрын

It's funny how history is. A country goes from nearly conquering all of Europe, establishing a colonial empire second only to Britain, and went toe to toe with Germany in WWI. Yes, I realize France had it's Entente allies on it's soil to help, but that is only true for the US in the last year and the bloodiest, largest operations on the Western front were contested between just said country and Germany and gave them hell to pay for stepping through their front door without knocking. Then, twenty two years later an angry, puffy Austrian that never learned the preschool wisdom that all people experience the same human condition, invades and uses shock attacks mixed with a mobile doctrine to flank the strongest of their forces and cut through to take their capital and have a handful of government officials cowardly seal it's fate by surrendering the entire country and turning into a collaborationist government that used their best military assets not to combat the Nazi Occupation, but to send to North Africa to fight the Allies under the Vichy banner. Also, the five year period of guerilla tactics and civilian saboteurs that were a constant, resource draining migraine eventually were given the chance to help Liberate their own capital and country. Yes, I understand the light-hearted tone of the joke and it's intention as just a harmless jab. But, as someone who has made history a focus of their very existence, I just have to convey that it's somewhat irresponsible to keep trying to ingrain a concept into the lexicon and viewpoint into our country that doesn't have a stellar track record for having average citizens that can even name simple aspects of their own nation's history or even the processes of it's government. It's just difficult to throw jokes like that around to an impressiobable populace who will grip the idea with conviction because apparently a large proportion of them rather keep reaffirming something they heard throughout their life and never bothered to spend 5 mins doing cursory research worthy of a middle school student.

@jesseallen3109

2 жыл бұрын

@@Goldenkitten1 ... d.. do you.. like not know what A JOKE is? I mean sheeet.. I even mentioned that it's how my idea for the joke went as i was playing off of Op's joke. Also The whole problem of the joke if you MUST break it down is that we are all assuming that another species would see lights/colors/objects/and other symbolism the way we do. Hence why it's a joke, even if it is the flimsiest joke ever. you shoulda gone with that route to be a total buzzkill boring cat.

I watched a documentary back in the 2010s (don't remember the actual year) about Komodo Dragons. Turns out they actually do have venom! That was actually the reason the documentary was made. The person who discovered the venom glands, did so because he noticed that Komodo Dragon skulls had an unknown pit on the jaw. So he did his own research and found out that's were the venom glands are... Okay, beyond that I can't remember anything else, as it's been at least 10 years since I learned about it.

Mr. Krabs's vengeful family protecting the formula.

My personal theory is that the actual moon itself in this movie, is a living, breathing, lovecraftian-esque creature. Which has been dormant for (who-knows how many) thousands of years, until recently when humans started to physically go there and walk on its surface. That would explain how there’s life up there in the first place, why none of the other Apollo missions encountered anything up until #18, and would entail that these rock creatures are essentially this things equivalent of white blood cells. Attacking and destroying anything that its immune system interprets as a foreign body or virus (which in this case, would be the crew of Apollo 18).

@marquiseperkins5878

2 жыл бұрын

That’s an insanely cool theory! It kind of reminds me of a Bretheren Moon from Dead Space, give or take a few details

@rozu7772

2 жыл бұрын

I'm getting Local 58 flashbacks.

@HarryJCLK

2 жыл бұрын

You can literally say the same thing about the Earth itself

@zippyparakeet1074

2 жыл бұрын

@@HarryJCLK That's what I was gonna say. What if the moon is a lovecraftian prey entity and the Earth is a lovercraftian super-predator, preying on other planets using the ultimate toxin/virus it has developed- humanity. But the thing is, in a wicked twist of fate, this super toxin/virus that it developed is not just lethal to other celestial bodies but also to itself which is why it's so eager to get rid of them by transferring them to others (natural disasters pushing humanity to look to the stars).

@gadielgonzalez2755

2 жыл бұрын

I mean. If you look at some images of satellites and and landers we've built they do share an uncanny resemblance to what viruses look like.

But what if the moon crabs are silicon based life? when the one was shattered by the hammer, it broke apart like a rock, not like an arthropod.

@CleanupKrew7

2 жыл бұрын

This is exactly what I thought. Would Silicon based life also have to initially evolve in H20 like Carbon base life?

@alexandervelez9507

2 жыл бұрын

the only issue is that oxygen would be extremely deadly to any silicone based life. as soon as the moon crabs entered a human body or even just inside their suits (which contained oxygen) they would immediately die and calcify. they’d have to be carbon based life forms in order for them to do everything we saw them do in the film.

@thomascoolidge2161

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexandervelez9507 can you explain where that comes from? I’ve never heard the concept that oxygen would be toxic to silicon based life.

@cycloidcyclone4309

2 жыл бұрын

@@thomascoolidge2161 Oxygen is also really toxic to carbon based life, when Cyanobacteria first used aerobic photosynthesis they caused at least 90% of all life on earth to go extinct.

@steves578

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexandervelez9507 the thing is, we have no idea what the hell silicon life would be like, the entire concept of silicon life is completely foreign to us and for good reason, saying oxygen will kill them is a bit absurd since its only theoretical they exist.

I like to think the moon crabs were actually a civilized race that became space faring. A ship crashed a long time ago on the moon. This small group of crabs, left in a strange place with limited options for communication, over time they sort of...de-evolved, for lack of a better word. This to say, they became more animalistic.

I have this movie, there's actually five endings to the movie at the part where the crabs begin attacking him. Mostly it all ends the same though. One has the russian module not have enough fuel and it coems crashing down, another(Which I believe my movie ends with) is that he just pilots it wrong(likely due to infection and exhaustion) and collides with the lunar module. One russian craft run out of air I think so he once again flies into the module. I can't remember them all but ya they filmed multiple endings and they went with the attack one cause it removes the third guy and lets us see the crabs in a clear way for a second.

An alternate take on the venom is that the crab's shell is constructed from compounds that are toxic to humans. Dust shed from it from abrasion, or maybe molting, when introduced into the human body reacts chemically with water, exchanging those compounds for oxygen, causing local necrosis and an intense bout of hypoxia (especially when absorbed by inhalation). Repeated exposure leads to brain damage/insanity and widespread necrosis, which is eventually lethal.

@CERTIFIEDBABEWRANGLER

2 жыл бұрын

Yo this guy READS BOOKS THATS WHATS UP

@anthonytonythegeek5561

2 жыл бұрын

That makes sense

@ulquiorra2520

2 жыл бұрын

Well maybe that seems very true. But also the rock monster laid eggs in him tho?? Cause at the end. There was a bunch of spiders in his suit. So that's also a add on. But yes I definitely think that he got contamination from outside space

@binman9146

2 жыл бұрын

yea i assumed it was lead poisoning cos having lead/lead compounds in the shell woud protect it from radiation pretty good

@lunathesylveon2250

2 жыл бұрын

I agree, it definitely seems more like a necrotoxin/metal poisoning type of situation. Hence why the veins leading away from the wound were turning black (common sign of kecrosis)

About the Komodo Dragon, there is research done that shows they have a form of "venom" that works basically as a blood thinner but not a neurotoxin.

@ithiusdomino

2 жыл бұрын

searched specifically to see if someone else had mentioned this before saying it myself. Glad I wasn't the only "well actually" person on the topic.

@zeropoint2594

2 жыл бұрын

Also I heard that they have a bonelike Structure under their skin to protect them from bites of other Komodo Dragons which would crafting a spear and end one of them make pretty difficult

@gajeel9798

2 жыл бұрын

Its a hemotoxin

@GunlessSnake

2 жыл бұрын

@@zeropoint2594 Yep. For example, their skulls have so many bony osteoderms lining them that they essentially have built-in armour plated heads; it looks really cool when you get an x-ray of their skulls because almost the whole head's outline is bones.

@fatalisblack7213

2 жыл бұрын

As someone who works at a zoo and talks to the keepers as often as I can, I can confirm the the Komodo Dragon is Venomous.

Whalers on the moon

Love the destiny music at 23:10 lol, nice touch

One thing to point out if that Komodo’s do in fact possess venom glands. They utilize venom and toxic bacteria in their mouths for a one two punch on prey items.

@kennethsatria6607

2 жыл бұрын

No no, there is no toxic bacteria at all they have very clean mouths alike to humans. Its all in the venom which prevents blood clotting, this kills small bodied prey and makes infections in things like Buffalo cause of their prefrence to wade in poop filled water.

@timothyduffy8538

2 жыл бұрын

@Kenneth Satria interesting. I had always heard in school that their bites were septic not venomous. Now I have updated information and thank you for sharing it. 😃

@theslipknotlobster7794

2 жыл бұрын

@@kennethsatria6607 Humans actually do have septic bites, we have a much wider dietary range than most animals, which means we have a wider variety of bacteria in our mouths. Staph infections are very common with human bites.

@Raptorworld22

2 жыл бұрын

@@kennethsatria6607 Humans do not have clean mouths, I don't know where the hell you got that from

@kyleellis1825

2 жыл бұрын

This was only common knowledge in 2012 and still not accepted by everyone. I can forgive Roanake for not knowing this one. I liked Komodos a little bit less when I learned it was just venom and not the last meal's bacteria(From my 3rd fav animal, to my 6th or 7th).

Small correction: Komodo Dragons do have venom. Their bite may be filled with bacteria as well, but it was no more than the water and environment around them, which would make it practically harmless to the animals around them. They do have glands and it has been harvested.

@magnuskallas

Жыл бұрын

Just wanted to say the same. Recent studies show their bite does release "venom" which works by not allowing blood to clot. In fact, for that reason, they are now studied for possible medical use, ironically.

@HumanHamCube

Жыл бұрын

@@magnuskallas cool study!

@ckEagle165

Жыл бұрын

Yep. I was going to say the same things, but you phrased it better than me. Just wanted to add to this though, an interesting thing is that the venomous fangs are actually on the bottom jaw, instead of the top jaw like most venomous animals.

@magnetmountain33

Жыл бұрын

@@magnuskallas In this case And anticlotting agent is enough to cause animals to bleed out and or become infected by bacteria in the environment or in the critters mouth

@magnuskallas

Жыл бұрын

@@magnetmountain33 Would be interesting to know. If you have noticed, in numerous komodo feasting videos the weaken prey is already covered in semi dried slimy blood. But while it is said bleeding cleanses the wound, it doesn't exactly apply for deep muscle wounds, so the bacteria would still enter the body. Weaking might be a combination of both.

I really like the mix of science and story lore you create. Keep doing the thing! It's great!

"But, how did it make you... feel?" -Bilbo Baggins

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

Like a plastic bag.

Hey Roanoke, I know it’s a weird one but have you ever considered looking at some of the Aliens from XCOM? There’s a decent bit of lore surrounding them and I’d be interested in your take on the physiology of something like the Chryssalid.

@kitchenninja1788

2 жыл бұрын

MY GOD YESS! he should do that.

@lardass9532

2 жыл бұрын

The Chryssalids... PTSD flashbacks man.

@silentphotographer117

2 жыл бұрын

...I just had s squad get wiped by them lol

@alexmullins1765

2 жыл бұрын

Roanoke should definitely do XCOM aliens! There's plenty of them!

@kabob0077

2 жыл бұрын

@@lardass9532 Remember, if a Chryssalid is in the area there's no such thing as "collateral damage" when dealing with them. Lore Wise, I say it's completely justified to just fire bomb a town that's been infested by the things.

5:51 - Since the vacuum of space or near-vacuum of the moon don't remove heat very well (vacuum being a great non-conductive insulator), I was always under the impression that overheating was more of a danger for spacesuits than cooling, at least when out in the sunshine. There's liquid cooling to keep you from overheating, and rechargeable batteries to keep you warm, so maybe the movie line was about how they weren't able to keep warm for a terribly long time in the dark cave areas.

@assfuckerthejointpounder5834

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly it seems a bit strange in a vacuum things with cool. Because the molecules would not be bumping into anything that they could then transfer their energy to besides the material the molecules are making. However this is probably explained by the fact that the temperature would probably be able to equalize a very quickly in a vacuum, and this would definitely make the material pretty cool unless all of the material was like hot or something, so hot that the molecules movement overrides the pull that the vacuums lack of pressure would exert on the material.

@ptonpc

2 жыл бұрын

@@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 It's much harder to get rid of heat. It's why the ISS and other human rated craft have radiators. The heat built up by life support systems has to be gotten rid of. Unlike the cliché of "Life support is failing, we're going to freeze" it would be "Life support is failing, we're going to cook" (Think of a good thermos flask) In orbit, the suits have to protect against huge fluctuations in temperature.

@jeffumbach

2 жыл бұрын

@@ptonpc yes, the insulation of the suit is also protecting from that in vacuum when you move around parts of your body getting sunlight are getting heated way more than other parts as without air around you to even out temperatures it would play havoc with your body.

@ptonpc

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeffumbach Yep. People don't seem to realise that space stuff is hard. Space has lots of ways to kill you and mess up your stuff.

@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim

2 жыл бұрын

@Jesse Mathis Yup. In a vacuum, there's no atoms to dissipate the heat.

That first minute made me laugh so much you get my like and comment even before I watch the rest.

dude i love the fact that your a fellow mass effect fan and you make references now and then im actually listening to a bunch of your videos while i play andromeda which i enjoy and think was a good game and i will fight everybody on that lol

Damn, the fear of isolation and Space Many Legs, it’s horrible It’s really interesting about organisms that could survive in a vacuum

@looksirdroids9134

2 жыл бұрын

Humans can survive in a vacuum too, I bet you didn't know that. Not for very long though.

@extraordinarilyordinarygam6935

2 жыл бұрын

@@looksirdroids9134 as in survive for longer than a short time, since the only organism we know of that can do that is Tardigrades

Who else randomly came across this channel one day now can't stop watching his video of the biology break downs an the overall movie reviews!

@Blasted2Oblivion

2 жыл бұрын

It was the tremors biology ones...it is the best rabbit hole since Kim Blandino.

@sneakysneakyboi295

2 жыл бұрын

I forgot which video brought me to this channel

@justsomeguywithoutamustach5573

2 жыл бұрын

Wolfenstein biology for me

The intro reminded me of my spoiled young brother, “I don’t care if the book says I’m wrong, mom said im right “

Moon missions didn't suddenly stop. We had been to the moon over and over and weren't making any significant discoveries. Basically, the public became bored and has more pressing issues at home.

Another hypothesis regarding the poison. It could it be heavy metal poisoning from the spaces crabs shells. Maybe they gather metals to increase the protection of the shells and this metals leach into the body due to the presence of water. Heavy metal poisoning also produce a lot of neurological effects and it would explain why it take so much time to act.

@Scudboy17

2 жыл бұрын

an accelerated mercury poisoning sounds entirely plausible.

@sleepyj9123

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking along the same lines, but rather than heavy metals, what about silicate. The moon is covered in silicate dust that is so incredibly fine that blood could likely circulate it with no issues, and unlike silica here on earth, the silica on the moon undergoes virtually no erosion, leaving it horribly sharp on all surfaces. These super fine particles would cause massive damage to all internal systems as it gets circulated throughout the human body, internal hemorrhaging on a scale that large but still being relatively slow would start sending the brain into bouts of shock and paranoia as it tries to figure out why the entire body is dying around it from what appears to be a "flesh wound" rationalizing it as a continued assault rather than a consequence of a seemingly "resolved" assault. This would likely explain his violent reaction to his partner as he likely now believes that his partner is trying to kill him yet he rationally can't figure out why so it devolves into a distrust of everything around him, and after finding out that the rocks are alive, that train of thought just takes off and we get the character in the movie.

@liamzakhaev

2 жыл бұрын

@@sleepyj9123 the problem with this is that diamond dust behaves similarly and no one went schizo from being poisoned by it

@sleepyj9123

2 жыл бұрын

@@liamzakhaev that is fair, but I'm betting on this guy already being in a delicate mental state due to finding the cosmonaut and trying to unravel all the lies, while also being aware that the government is perfectly willing to "omit" details and casually "forget" people exist when they question things they don't like. The fact that the human body doesn't even recognize silica and just leaves it to do its own merry thing is just an explanation for how the infection would spread through his body, because if we're being honest, how are creatures from another planet, with an entirely different evolutionary path, going to produce venom that can directly attack our systems. This isn't an issue of "well snakes from Australia can still kill deer from North America" this is practically sentient space rock crabs who are very likely silica based lifeforms producing venom that can effectively attack a carbon DNA based lifeforms anatomy. Biologically this makes no sense, which is why I came to the conclusion that it was silica, and while the silica itself doesn't explain the paranoia, the setting fully does, the massive systemic shock would only put greater mental stresses on him allowing the setting and environment to do the rest of the work.

@theexchipmunk

2 жыл бұрын

Thats a good point. This really looks like heavy metal poisoning. The black veins, the mental decline. It would fit.

"You're back early from moon." "Moon's haunted." "What!?" Grabs and cock a Shotgun. "Moon's haunted!" Procced to board a spaceship back to moon.

I completely forgot about the WILL Ferrell skit on SNL with the spare rib quote. I loved that as a kid. I really appreciate the humor and cheese and obscure references in your content. Kudos!

This man is *the* super nerd and I am here to learn. Not only do we get a science lecture, we get Halo references and Destiny music in the background

" ..and if you don't believe we went to the moon then I'm sorry it's terminal." has to be my favorite quote iv ever heard from Roanoke

@SparkleFoxMutt

2 жыл бұрын

Roanoke dunking on conspiracy theorists/science deniers is the best part of KZread tbh

loved this movie, it was my very first horror movie as a kid, im so happy you are covering these creepy space crawlies!

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Hope you enjoy it!

@doomslayer6906

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming I in fact very much did! your explanations on these creatures is just fantastic, even a bit scary from how realistic ideas from modern day can be so well explained for a lil rock lobster such as these. Absolutely love your content ❤

@princeofpokemon2934

2 жыл бұрын

@@doomslayer6906 That was the worst horror movie I've ever seen!

@Nyx_2142

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mindyourbusiness6665 This just in, young people exist. More on that at 11.

@assfuckerthejointpounder5834

2 жыл бұрын

WIt, how old is this

i usually draw on my phone while watching and, because of my sleep med intoxication for my insomnia, completely did not notice when you were starting to talk about the moon crabs and i was just sitting there like "this shit happened????"

Ok to me it was implied that the gathering of samples (younglings) triggered the adults to go after the ship, sort of like in Jurassic Park 2. I noticed it's when the youngling inside the lander moves around (at night times) that the adults seem to "attack", like it was calling ro them, only exception being when they try to take off, at which point we can imagine the adults panicked.

@SeriusSim

Жыл бұрын

I thought it made sense that adults would protect their younglings as each one is a big energy investment in such an harsh and arid environment.

I cant remember if you've done this but i think hybrids from Jurassic World franchise would make a good video

@GameTavern2224

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly they are not that far of a cry in terms of physicality

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

I did consider explaining the enzymes from jurassic Park!

@eonahive

2 жыл бұрын

In all technicality, they're all hybrids, due to not having entirely pure DNA

@captainremington5109

2 жыл бұрын

Especially if he covers the Hybrids from Jurassic World Evolution.

@kobayashi1194

2 жыл бұрын

@@eonahive True. What makes the JW hybrids stand out is that they’re exclusively hybrids using the DNA of other dinosaurs as well as other animals

We were at the moon Everybody had matching helmets Somebody went out the airlock And there they saw a rock It wasn't a rock It was a rock lobster Rock lobster! Rock lobster! Rock lobster!

@justsomeguywithoutamustach5573

2 жыл бұрын

*Epic synth sounds proceed*

I wish I could believe writers put as much thought into their work as you do for your analysis

Were sailors on the moon, we carry our harpoons, but there ain’t no whales, so we tell tall tales and sing our whaling tunes. I love you

I love the breakdown of the venom of the crabs. But honestly when I saw the movie I figured the guys sickness was just from contact with an alien species. Kinda playing into the fears NASA had about the Apollo 11 crew contracting deseases from Moon rocks and dust. No antibodies on Earth are gonna help with Rock Crab flu.

@themonsterbaby

7 ай бұрын

Rock crab flu wouldn't be able to get you sick either. That kind of evolution goes both ways. Even flu on earth has to constantly evolve to have an effect on us. Because it evolves, we develop antibodies, cycle repeats. That's why the flu shot is different every year. That's why covid vaccines get updated, not because of some stupid government conspiracy.

This was pretty cool. Semi-realistic vacuum biology is something that fascinates me. I wonder if the moon crabs eat each other sometimes when they need some critical nutrients. It would explain why they still have predatory instincts. Anyway, awesome video!

@donkalzone6671

2 жыл бұрын

Would be a good way not to waste rare nutrients. But I think, such a predatory creature would be only one part of an whole ecosystem. A predator needs "prey" . A kind of "blob" could be the base of such ecosystem. A blob-thing that can "eat" rocks and/or radiation. These blobs could evolve into different forms and specialize. And because of a lag of enemies in the early stage of its history, some of this blobs-species could become really hugh and maybe become so big, that its blobForm/Body provides an inner pseudo-ecosystems for symbiotic and parasitic blob-creatures. And maybe, after millions of years of evolution, some of these blobs could have developed a kind of exoskeleton. Which would make a lot of other forms possible

@TheDoggyGIR

2 жыл бұрын

I mean for all we know there are many species of moon crabs, we just may not be able to tell unless we cut them open

@itzybitzyspyder

2 жыл бұрын

@@donkalzone6671 maybe they secrete an adhesive for rock to stick to them.

@Goldenkitten1

2 жыл бұрын

Entirely possible there may be more than one species up there regardless of where they're from. We only see the moon crabs but while whether they're prey/predators is up for debate it's possible there are colonies of whatever they feed on running around up there when not going all Paranormal Activity in SPAAAAAAAACE on some astronauts.

@maxinehowland8246

2 жыл бұрын

Don't the Sandworms in Dune feed on other younger sandworm larvae?

Hey , your in GA too! I moved to down here from CT 6 years ago. I still haven’t gotten used to the copperheads around here. I didn’t know a baby copperhead couldn’t control how much Venmo they release so that is really good to know! Specially when walking my dogs in the woods . Thank you for these great vids. I just subbed Again because somehow it had taken me off being a sub to your Chanel !

"It's completely white, it's another country's flag." France?

@officerwaifu6408

3 ай бұрын

France

@danieladomeit9696

3 ай бұрын

Brutal lol

@italianspiderman5012

2 ай бұрын

@@danieladomeit9696but true lmao

@rustyshacklford5513

2 ай бұрын

Obvi

@Zelda-gamerdude

2 ай бұрын

Ye

I actually weirdly enjoyed this movie when I watched it. It was slow, but not unpleasantly yknow?

@LegioPanda

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Icy! Never thought I'd find you here, love your videos bud, keep it up! And don't let IGP upload more Rounds videos before you 🤣

@alaric_

2 жыл бұрын

I liked it also. IF there had been more to select in the "semi-realistic space monster horror"-section then i might have turned it off before the end but seeing how Life, Apollo 18 and Europa Report are practicly the only ones, i had very little problems with the movie. Also, there is slow movie and then there is the original USSR Stalker-movie. I could not stay awake nor did my friend, we both fell asleep watching it and we were excited to watch it.

@JoeMamasBestie

2 жыл бұрын

I loved this movie too!!!! Such a good cover up story

Instead of a slowly drying world, might i suggest an ice-shell world? They could have evolved the capability to survive in naked space by venturing up from cryo volcanoes and fissures in the ice. (Following and feeding on plants and other animals that had done the same)

@loafofbread9400

Жыл бұрын

LOL 😛👎

@ZettyLad

Жыл бұрын

@@loafofbread9400 Dumb comment

@Chunkboi

Жыл бұрын

These things might have hitched a ride through interstellar space on a chunk of rock.

I like to believe that the producers of this movie saw that reddit post where that person said something along the lines of "what if rocks are just soft until theyre touched and then they stiffen up?" and went "hmmmm...🤔"

I really appreciate your explanation about why water is an excellent medium for life’s reactions.

"A few 'Ooga Doogas' will always work." I will now forever use that phrase.

There is also a reason why we don't have a base on the moon the first is the cost of transporting stuff to it and that mechanism simply not survive very long because dust turns in to a deadly problem because it sticks to everything and damages moving parts through friction, it even starts to wear down space suits pretty quickly.

@the_rose_garden01

2 жыл бұрын

He talks about that in the beginning, about how the cost of going to the moon is too high to really be worth it at this point

@rolandomontana1389

2 жыл бұрын

Governors said that no one has a base on the oon because then a certain side might want to start claiming that are just like Antarctica, there's research places but no one claiming no are because it will cause problems with the rest.

@sangun123

2 жыл бұрын

@@rolandomontana1389 the moon is effectively useless for the foreseeable future, hundreds of years in the future perhaps it’ll be a platform to launch deep space missions but for now it’s an empty ball of dust

@bcav712

2 жыл бұрын

@@dixienormus-6916 my exact thought lmao

@TheBayzent

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if the Ruskies had been the first ones to get there if we would have them, actually, sonce they were working on reusable rockets for the spaceships. Unfortunately it was America so most of the research money goes to figure out what the Moon's preferred pronouns are.

its my fav horror movie. scared the f outta me the 1st time i watched it. which is tough cos horror movies don't ever scare me at all, but this was good af

Bruh as a kid i thought this movie was a documentary and was genuinely afraid of moon rocks

I guess I'm one of those four who know the words to that jaunty tune. "We're whalers on the moon~! We carry a harpoon! But there aren't no whales so we tell tall tales and sing a whaling tune~!"

I love that these videos are always a mix of “From what we know about biology this is exactly how this would happen” and “Ehh it’s an alien so who knows how it does it”

Just wanna say that ODST's were created before Spartans, which makes it even worse that Spartans don't have night vision. Awesome video as always, one of the only movies a girlfriend actually screamed in the theater lol.

@ckEagle165

Жыл бұрын

The Spartans helmets weren't given night vision because of how their vision had been augmented. When they came out of the augmentation surgeries, they had massive headaches from the light, which had seemed normal before, but now felt to them like it had been turned up 100 times higher. It took them time to adjust and get used to seeing again.

i hope there's more movies in the future about weird shit on the moon. The thousands upon thousands of craters on the moon give possibility to all kinds of crazy ideas. The amount of exotic matter(unknown substances, not exotic matter like dark matter) that could actually be up there, having come from anywhere in the cosmos makes the moon a very interesting place imo. i think many answers could have answers in the craters of the moon where any number of remnants of different unknown worlds may remain. its not just a bunch of grey rocks and dusk. the moon might very well have more variety of alien matter from different solar systems even. considering the moon has no atmosphere, anything that crashed on the moon has the potential to still be there, having not burned up in the atmosphere. like most things that crash on earth

So here's a question about these space crabs: *How well do they taste with butter? This is for the sake of scientific discussion of course*

@ZacharyRojasMZ1

2 жыл бұрын

Tell Cookie to melt the butter and break out the bibs. I want this lobster served up on a silver platter.

@realhomieLou

2 жыл бұрын

@@ZacharyRojasMZ1 right away sir

@namegoeshere5220

2 жыл бұрын

Here's another: would I still be allergic to it, or would I finally be able to know what shellfish tastes like without physical backlash?

@sammyjaohnson5631

Жыл бұрын

The flavor is *out* *of* *this* *world*

That's actually really fair, watching the movie I hadn't considered they were hurting the animals with their equipment because i didn't really notice they could send and receive radio signals

@Goldenkitten1

2 жыл бұрын

But...that's...it's...I mean...what...the...*THAT'S THE PLOT!* Even if it's not the best movie literally every time something bad happens they're using the radio and you can hear the monsters OVER the radio when they try and use it.

So what Roanoke is saying we need to go to the moon to replace the flag with a much bigger one and a monument to place at origin landing spot. This time the flag we take up improved to handle radiation issues. Also an easy trap is a dome that heats up. Put some water in it and wait. Then test out the durability of the living rocks and how hard it is to make a crater.

Lol nicely done with the frog joke

“We’re whalers on the moon! We carry a harpoon! But there ain’t no whales so we tell tall tales and sing a whaling tune!” Oh brother, the memories. Futurama was the greatest animated show of all time and no one can change my mind.

tbh regardless of quality, I've always enjoyed the concept of this movie. Something about mixing the period of the Space Racce with horror just tickled my fancy, and I wish more people would explore it.

@handlethisshitainttwitternigga

2 жыл бұрын

This

@MSW_Skule

Жыл бұрын

The game "Prey"(2017-8?) Has some space race based lore, but it's set in the future. The golden age of Space! is criminally underused.

@sosaboi1352

Жыл бұрын

Space Racce

I have a challenge. Make your own planet. Your own ecosystem, plant life, everything, but only use movie monsters.

I have watched this so many times as I have been recommended this exactly 13 times

Roanoke just opened this video thirsty for blood. Bro just sniping everyone.😂😂

When Nate is infected and rambling, he's actually reciting part of a real speech written for the president as a contingency if the Apollo 11 astronauts had somehow ended up stranded on the moon...

" Flashes the crater" I spat out my drink, thank you 😂

One rebuttal I would like to point out is that they did find ice on one of the polar ends of the moon. So the possibility that it was once in a liquid state could negate the theory that the crabs don’t originate/evolve on the moon from the start.

one quick note i was thinking while watching this, you mentioned they lived in an environment with a similar appearence to the moon, which is why they look like moon rocks. it seems more likely to me they build shells out of whatever material is around them, so if they were in a desert they may build it out of sand, or in a forest out of the soil there, because they are on the moon they are made of moon dust. so there shells don't look like rocks, they are rocks.

From what I recall of this film, the physical science was fairly accurate, that meant the bits where they had to stretch reality, was not as glaring. You could actually suspend belief a bit. For the most part, you only see what the known acknowledged cameras see. The bit where the three astronauts 'split up' was really done on the Apollo missions, two men went down, one man stayed in the command modules and yes, the astronauts did have trouble sleeping. They were attempting to follow the routine earth days while the Moon's day is much much longer. The suit not being rated for carter cold can also be forgiven, they are running on batteries, so the deep cold as found in an unlit crater could quickly drain the batteries.

"Death to America and tartar sauce." "Don't boil me. I'm still alive." "Iraq lobsters."

Found this while looking for information about the Halloween moon crabs that I’m thinking about getting as pets. Not disappointed in the slightest.

Quarian hips are the one thing that can reignite the space race.

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

My time has come 🤣

@VangeistXIII

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming and so will I

Hey Roanoke, could you please do a video on a 2006 comdey/horror movie called Black Sheep. Its about genitically altered sheep that run around and kill people. Plus one bite from a sheep turns people into giant sheep/ human hybrids.

@BlackRavenFeather565

2 жыл бұрын

That sounds hysterical

@caligocipher9036

2 жыл бұрын

Omg, I never hear anyone talk about that movie. I have it on DVD! Gotta watch it again, shit's hysterical.

@Blasted2Oblivion

2 жыл бұрын

@@BlackRavenFeather565 it IS hysterical. If you can find it, watch it.

@henriquemesquita5692

2 жыл бұрын

That scriptwriter had a very bad fever dream

@Blasted2Oblivion

2 жыл бұрын

@@henriquemesquita5692 Was it very bad? Or was it the greatest fever dream ever?

This reminds me of the game battlezone. An alternative time line where the Apollo missions were a cover to sneak an army into space where they battle soviets all over the solar system in search of ancient alien technology

Great intro,new sub. Pew pew pew,murica!

@RoanokeGaming

Жыл бұрын

USA baby!

24:18 I used to think that his helmet and his head shattered because of the crabs inside or by some other outside factor so I rewatched the scene millions of times and I noticed that (a) there was a shadow coming towards him and (b) a giant crab can be seen pushing his body away and was probably what shattered his helmet Also, when they were in the crater, if you play the clip in reverse and forward for everytime they flash it you can see the rocks sort of shift a little. A very tiny detail in the movie.

@LAUGHTAK

9 ай бұрын

You are right bro

31:46 - "The Moon is just known for it's stellar safety record" - technically, that's true. The Moon has perfect safety record - 0 people have died on it's surface. As far as we know.

@spiderboy-db5us

Жыл бұрын

As far as we know indeed

@gamerjuaquin978floreshamad5

Жыл бұрын

Apollo 11, remember only 2 guys went back home alive...

@misterfister7262

8 ай бұрын

False. There's a cosmonaut up there that crashed around the same time Apollo 11 landed.

@teathesilkwing7616

5 ай бұрын

@@gamerjuaquin978floreshamad5what? Literally not true all 3 returned home safely

@teathesilkwing7616

5 ай бұрын

@@misterfister7262 just a straight up lie. Where did you get that idea from

Fun hearing the witch queen theme in the background

As for your comment about the ODST having night vision equipment but the Spartans don't, it is because one of the augmentation that the Spartans has is night vision.

@Roanoke Gaming serious question, have you ever thought about creating a fictional universe heavy in hard science? I feel like your knowledge of biology could definitely lead to a piece of art that a lot of viewers could appreciate. Im not sure of your personal capabilities as a writer but that sweet science could be a breathe of fresh air in a sci-fi/survival-horror genre of story.

@brodiegibb9996

Жыл бұрын

this is nothing but facts

@mook_butt8037

Жыл бұрын

Hard science fiction is pretty popular

@housewilma4904

Жыл бұрын

@@mook_butt8037 most recently escially do to the booming popularity of works like ALL TOMMOROWS.

Roanoke who ever is writing your script, whether it is you or someone else is brilliant! Thank you for doing this movie. I was always curious on how...space crabs/spiders existed on the moon. Also your scientific explanations ate gold good sir! Now...*distance thunder*....if you would so kindly...do The Relic!😈😋

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

I actually write them all myself so that is an awesome compliment, im glad you like them man :)

@BurritoM87

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming Heck yeah I like your content! You're one of my favorite KZread channels.

that jab at France in the beginning was golden

Space suits had to be cooled since vacuum is such a good insulator they would overheat from their body heat.

Dude, there is nothing more interesting than biology, physics and the like. And this is coming from an artist. It's so incredible, the structures of existence and their implications.

Coming back to this after watching the full movie is amazing LOL

Searched for a B-52 classic. A surprise to be sure but a welcomed one at that.

Instead of photosynthesis, could they be filter feeding they seem to revert to rock form when feeding (it was in rock form in that dude) they filter the needed minerals from moon dust, which has frozen water in it too. This could also explain the venom. The microbes are used to break down the minerals from moon dust into useable chemicals for the rock lobsters

That odst spartan line was golden Roanoke, I’ve always wondered the same, you would think that night vision would be better than headlights 😂😂if anything they should be swapped 😭😭

@kabob0077

2 жыл бұрын

Six, and probably Noble Team, all had night vision. It's like the Chief just wants a flashlight, at this point.

There was actually a quarantine protocol in place for astronauts returning from the moon. The DOD and NASA would definitely not abandon an astronaut because they were infected. If anything, they bound be ecstatic about the discovery of life on the moon and the opportunity to study it. An infected astronaut would be a specimen of unprecedented scientific significance.

I just want to point out that the general consensus is that komodo dragon do indeed have venom

I didnt think of the aliens as "lobsters" so much as I thought they were more like hermit crabs. I have a hermit crab, and when I whatched the movie I legit thought the alien was a hermit crab.

I don't know if anyone else has said this, but the discussion and plausible explanations behind the monsters in these videos are what I live for

“A few ugga doogas will always works”. I love that line 😂

Damn! Out the gate hard with the jokes! I like it lol