AoE2 - The Legend of Fatslob!?

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The LEGEND of fatslob finally sees KZread. Who is the next legend we will show the world?
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  • @user-kf7qg3hz2v
    @user-kf7qg3hz2v6 жыл бұрын

    Fatslob left a message on his Voobly profile: Hi all! Fatslob here :) Really liked the youtube video T90. U made an extremly boring game seem quite entertaining with your comments. Never knew i was a legend :) As u all know i suck at this but for some reason i love the game so much that i cant quit it. I found my way of playing the game so i can at least win some of the games ;) I am not playing to piss people off, I just play to win. Having said that i must admit its a little fun when people do get pissed off :) However i do enjoy long games, endurance is my middle name. Reason i seldom comments when people taunt me is that im fully occupied trying to play the game - multitasking is not my middlename :) But then again its kinda enjoyable when people start calling me an idiot and a noob, maybe they are right but then again what does it say about them losing to an idiotic noob ;) I am from Sweden, but I am a bit younger than my birthday info here implies. To bad though that the video didnt show a game where i actually fight. Im not all about hiding I can actually fight pretty good once i get my economy and army togheter. But maybe we can c that in another video with me - the legend fatslob :)

  • @Mathignihilcehk

    @Mathignihilcehk

    6 жыл бұрын

    Now that's a true legend. Someone whose pride doesn't exceed the heavens themselves... those are quite rare now-a-days.

  • @paillote

    @paillote

    6 жыл бұрын

    As many, I considered myself to be better than him in general, but his fighting is actually good. (I'm 1680)

  • @haliax8149

    @haliax8149

    6 жыл бұрын

    players like that make the game interesting, they're REAL strategists who don't listen to your shitty standards for gameplay

  • @lamegamer4607

    @lamegamer4607

    6 жыл бұрын

    Fatslob is definitely a legend! A legendary disappointment...watch the game vs Viper

  • @haliax8149

    @haliax8149

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lame Gamer Viper played against him? Seems as though viper would lose.

  • @Cityfall
    @Cityfall5 жыл бұрын

    "Fear not the man who has practiced a thousand kicks but once." "Fear the man who has practiced one kick, one thousand times."

  • @wingadept8793

    @wingadept8793

    5 жыл бұрын

    Bruce Lee.

  • @verissimus3008

    @verissimus3008

    4 жыл бұрын

    If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

  • @squiddle5193

    @squiddle5193

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Fear not the hooker who sucked a thousand dicks, but the one who sucked a dick a thousand times. " -Gandalf

  • @gaming4life25

    @gaming4life25

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is a quote by bruce lee

  • @Nyequiloooo

    @Nyequiloooo

    4 жыл бұрын

    And then you punch him and he dies. Gtfo 😂😂 this guy ain't shit

  • @worldeater08
    @worldeater085 жыл бұрын

    "To fight and conquer in all our battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting." - Sun Tzu

  • @Marcus_Halberstram

    @Marcus_Halberstram

    5 жыл бұрын

    Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future. - Literally Hitler

  • @alangregory5580

    @alangregory5580

    5 жыл бұрын

    You sure it wasnt figuratively Hitler?

  • @hohhoch3617

    @hohhoch3617

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Succ The hedgehog Could've been Mecha Hitler.

  • @ItsDaKoolaidDude

    @ItsDaKoolaidDude

    5 жыл бұрын

    Why not fat Hitler

  • @allaincumming6313

    @allaincumming6313

    4 жыл бұрын

    Darth Hitler

  • @drakan4769
    @drakan47696 жыл бұрын

    you know you've reached the point of despair when you dock that tiny pond just to make cannon galleons

  • @cesarr2349

    @cesarr2349

    5 жыл бұрын

    I can't.. you're so right.

  • @Weldedhodag

    @Weldedhodag

    4 жыл бұрын

    i remember doing that in a 3 player free for all in Arabia. Just to destroy a town center and to flex my 3 relics

  • @stylinstylist2005

    @stylinstylist2005

    2 жыл бұрын

    Do what u gotta do...

  • @Ztertis

    @Ztertis

    Жыл бұрын

    Hahahah 😂

  • @Flocke201

    @Flocke201

    7 ай бұрын

    *stressed iSit noises*

  • @YuenHsiaoTieng
    @YuenHsiaoTieng6 жыл бұрын

    "I know what you're thinking. I'm just going to boom up and then attack. Well you're half right." -fatslob

  • @trevhoffmann
    @trevhoffmann6 жыл бұрын

    hes like a gym boss for the black forest

  • @JonGreen91

    @JonGreen91

    5 жыл бұрын

    Might be the most accurate summary.

  • @MiroslavMydlo

    @MiroslavMydlo

    5 жыл бұрын

    fatslob used harden

  • @UNTHESUNTHESUNTHES
    @UNTHESUNTHESUNTHES6 жыл бұрын

    "The Chinese made the great wall to keep the mongols away. I make my walls to keep your sanity away." -Fatslob

  • @kooroshrostami27

    @kooroshrostami27

    5 жыл бұрын

    I hope Donald Trump will never watch Fatslob's games...

  • @moistjohn

    @moistjohn

    4 жыл бұрын

    Builds a wall, and makes the frusher pay for it

  • @sepnoro8769

    @sepnoro8769

    4 жыл бұрын

    pls help me my pee pee is crooked

  • @polpo8342

    @polpo8342

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gürkan Topal I don’t really wanna say it, but if nobody else will... *username checks out.*

  • @Carejovite
    @Carejovite6 жыл бұрын

    I ran into Fatslob the other day, he asked me what I was working on. I told him I was building a tower, and you know what he said to me? He said, "The wall just got one row deeper."

  • @Mahaveez

    @Mahaveez

    5 жыл бұрын

    Did he make you pay for it?

  • @orkz7258

    @orkz7258

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Pinkaugust A wall? A wall? You wall noob. Fatslob would not be impressed.

  • @NuminorChanel

    @NuminorChanel

    5 жыл бұрын

    You are lying, Fatslob is not talking, he is silent Viking that we all need, absolute legend.

  • @patrickhamos2987

    @patrickhamos2987

    3 жыл бұрын

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHKJDFHLKGJFDHJFKD

  • @franciasii2435

    @franciasii2435

    2 жыл бұрын

    What a sadist

  • @SanguinaryLily
    @SanguinaryLily5 жыл бұрын

    "Hate to break it to you, you're not going to be able to catch someone off guard who has 15 thousand layers of stone walls" Genuinely laughed out loud. 10/10

  • @rubbishopinions6468
    @rubbishopinions64686 жыл бұрын

    Born 1949. This is an older dude who probably gets home from work, hops on. Plays his settings, doesn't pay any attention to the chat and goes about his business. My Dad has played Aoe2 for years and always does the same strat and almost always the same settings himself. I guess once you're a content old man, you know what you like and you stick to it.

  • @Dryocopus_martius

    @Dryocopus_martius

    6 жыл бұрын

    Human Smith is fatslob your dad? xD

  • @Krulee

    @Krulee

    6 жыл бұрын

    people bragging in highschool about their dads jobs and income... @Human Smith be like "My dad plays vikings in AOC BF for 10 years now."

  • @jasdeepsingh2658

    @jasdeepsingh2658

    6 жыл бұрын

    Dude tell him to be experimental

  • @bunici1996

    @bunici1996

    6 жыл бұрын

    Human so that makes him.... 69 years old? Yea, this guy lives off of salt

  • @lijger1

    @lijger1

    6 жыл бұрын

    Shame Pr. Trump is born in 1946. Otherwise we knew.

  • @cesarfelipe7138
    @cesarfelipe71384 жыл бұрын

    He's playing WW1 with walls and trebuchets instead of trenches and machineguns, what a legend XD

  • @SodaScarletMachine
    @SodaScarletMachine6 жыл бұрын

    I want to see Fatslob vs Viper, Black Forest, Vikings Only

  • @reposado_coste

    @reposado_coste

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sodamachine bump

  • @jaczekdertuerke

    @jaczekdertuerke

    6 жыл бұрын

    That would #clearly be epic.

  • @ThomasFrank93

    @ThomasFrank93

    6 жыл бұрын

    t90 please make this happen

  • @Southbound2710

    @Southbound2710

    6 жыл бұрын

    yeah yeah yeah please!! 11

  • @RedWolfCid

    @RedWolfCid

    6 жыл бұрын

    will never happen, viper hates black forest and especially hates when people turtle up like that

  • @DiadasLP
    @DiadasLP6 жыл бұрын

    23:40 "If you're a berserk out there you turn into a monk past age 80 so just be prepared for that."

  • @aceous99

    @aceous99

    5 жыл бұрын

    fat slob probobly used to be a bezerker in the age of christ but now he is so old he is a monk.

  • @anonymoususer3561

    @anonymoususer3561

    2 жыл бұрын

    What does it mean?

  • @yahyagannour8486
    @yahyagannour84866 жыл бұрын

    The legend says fatslob is still building walls

  • @paradox8951
    @paradox89514 жыл бұрын

    "he only plays black forest" found my new favorite aoe player

  • @ibeyan
    @ibeyan6 жыл бұрын

    Back in the MSN gaming zone days, I once defended a 4 vs 4 game for 4 hours and 30 minutes. (game time, so 3h+ in real life) It was a Yucatan map with rivers splitting land masses by players. My base got destroyed early, so was one of my teammates. So I ran and rebuilt behind my teammate's base. We decided to dock the river and concentrated it with navy, together with bombard towers/cannons behind. Taking how OP the cannon galleons of Spanish (very accurate/fast firing/affected by ballistics) and Turks (15+2 range, so not even trebs could out range) We squeezed our whole team in a corner of an area for only about 1.5 players with a perfect moat. We basically defended the whole way like that without attacking. With highly inefficient trade, we could still hold the line because we didn't lose a lot of units. Nothing could get close, not onagers, not bombard cannons, not trebs. At about 3 hour mark in game time, the opponent team started losing their focus (and minds). We could tell some of them just queued up trash units and let them attack automatically while being AFK. It took so long they started to resign. In the end all but 1 of them resigned. It became 3 vs 1, so they decided it's over. (one of my side thought it was hopeless to hold and gave up early) You may think this is just a noob, or coward way (I was always a noob, actually I never really reached even the "intermediate" level back then) to win, defending and physically exhausting your opponents to victory. But there wasn't a better choice. And for us it was highly entertaining trying to survive in such tiny pocket land and hold to defend. This was the greatest experience that I literally just played defensively the whole way to win.

  • @wnxdafriz

    @wnxdafriz

    5 жыл бұрын

    my friends and I used to play aoe 2 everytime we did a lan after one of them went through my games and found my copy, (was doing half life mods mostly before) ... issue is the teams always got imbalanced while I was playing as I knew all the civs.... so each lan party they tried tipping the tide against me over and over again by placing people who never played the game or knew were weak players on my team... or having one less teammate... all I can say is holy crap it go to the point that I started hating the game especially because they started the treaty idea and it being 45 mins.... 600 units versus 400 units + having to act as eco for another player by donating resources to them to build an army.... we used to play 2-3 games + others when getting together then it turned into essentially a 3 v 1 or 2 v 4, 3-4 hour one match that was more or less just seeing how long I could hold up or hopefully do enough damage to their eco to eventually overwhelm them..... i will say 3-4 hour stalemates get boring.. granted my issue eventually was due to artificially creating them like purposely saying no intentional destruction of trees unless woodcutters actually cut them

  • @vageera218

    @vageera218

    5 жыл бұрын

    wow... dude, just three words: free for all LAN with friends is probably the best thing this game can offer to you, if you know what to do, you will never get a boring/unbalanced match. Which of course you get that by making a free for all deathmatch, wonder race, gold rush, even regicide... or at least it works for me...

  • @rozihanafi5447

    @rozihanafi5447

    4 жыл бұрын

    this is how AoE II should be played....4 vs 4......

  • @tgn0010
    @tgn00106 жыл бұрын

    This is the greatest content ever. I don't mean just the greatest T90 video or the greatest AOE2-related thing; I mean that someday future generations will cherish this 39 minute masterpiece alongside the Mona Lisa, Beethoven's 5th, Citizen Kane, etc.

  • @VestigialHead

    @VestigialHead

    5 жыл бұрын

    + tgn0010 I certainly doubt it. This was a mildly entertaining video. Not art worthy.

  • @cherrydragon3120

    @cherrydragon3120

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well greetings from late 2019~ this is one amazing, godly defender

  • @neelchaudhary6182

    @neelchaudhary6182

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cherrydragon3120 2021

  • @alexvanalstyne1822

    @alexvanalstyne1822

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@neelchaudhary6182 2022

  • @rajarishi1314

    @rajarishi1314

    Жыл бұрын

    Well... You are right! Here from early 2023

  • @seancsnm
    @seancsnm6 жыл бұрын

    "wtf do you do as vikings on black forest on aoc," a young, naive mind once asked. "Let the master show you," responds some random person who isn't fatslob because fatslob never speaks

  • @ReviewOrcsUSA
    @ReviewOrcsUSA6 жыл бұрын

    99.99% sure this guys writhes in pleasure every time someone shows salt to his gameplay. but not sure why he doesn't taunt in any other way... 1337% legend though

  • @runescapefan0001

    @runescapefan0001

    6 жыл бұрын

    Not replying is the biggest taunt of all

  • @cranberry6460

    @cranberry6460

    6 жыл бұрын

    !chatoff

  • @burt591

    @burt591

    6 жыл бұрын

    He is 69 years old, he probably cant read the chat

  • @Axodus

    @Axodus

    6 жыл бұрын

    ^ Which is why it isn't a true strat, Some people actually have "lives" and they could easily win against him if they just wait long enough but most people physically can't unless they want to be fired from their jobs.

  • @Axodus

    @Axodus

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hahah, You do know I wasn't insulting you, Right? I was just making a point that Fatslob's "strategy" isn't really a real strat, Forcing people to wait a whole day isn't a strat, All you're doing is delaying a game and making it annoying for both sides, There's no intelligence or strategy needed there literally just time.

  • @MrBigCookieCrumble
    @MrBigCookieCrumble6 жыл бұрын

    Never heard of this guy but I'd absolutely play him, just to see if i could beat him at his own game. Gotta respect that devotion to 1v1 black forest. I'd get some snacks, a water bottle and make sure my saturday schedule was completely free, put on a long playlist of some calming music and see who has the better patience! >:)

  • @Rath_9

    @Rath_9

    2 жыл бұрын

    That was my thought, build your own wall in the middle right away and try for a 200 villager boom, just have enough production buildings to quickly switch to military if the forests start to thin out, or if you see him being aggressive. But a skilled player I think could put eco fatslob and once the map is an open map, I think skill will out micro/macro the guy

  • @qgqsrg1

    @qgqsrg1

    2 жыл бұрын

    just did a 4h black forest 8 players FFA XD

  • @shmolagin6516
    @shmolagin65166 жыл бұрын

    I played him about 3 times a few years back. Once I knew his strategy I just went for forward walls straight away and he resigned.

  • @cybe9717

    @cybe9717

    6 жыл бұрын

    looks like he learned something, cuz he sent every villager out at the sight of forward walling.

  • @shmolagin6516

    @shmolagin6516

    6 жыл бұрын

    Check again, he only sent 2 villagers initially.

  • @cybe9717

    @cybe9717

    6 жыл бұрын

    you check again. He sent nearly every one after the engagement first started

  • @shmolagin6516

    @shmolagin6516

    6 жыл бұрын

    /r/quityourbullshit. 1. "he sent every villager": He didn't send every villager as you initially said, there was always at least one back at the towncenter. I love how rather than admit that you made an invalid statement you've changed "every" to "nearly every". You could also just ignore my comment instead of digging yourself in deeper. 2. "at the sight of forward walling": He didn't see forward walling, the villagers met at approximately the center of the pathway, not forward, so even with your insertion of additional wording the statement is still invalid. Red had a window to make forward walls at ~1:11 but he didn't, instead he opted to kill slob's villager and scout.

  • @cybe9717

    @cybe9717

    6 жыл бұрын

    You seem very triggered for someone who totally won his first game against some scrub waller. Casts some doubt on your total pro play 3 years ago, you can't back up. lol

  • @tvremote9394
    @tvremote93946 жыл бұрын

    The best tactic is actually to sneak in your starting villagers into his base without him knowing, hide them in the corner of his side of the map, then rush the hell out of him

  • @etc0898

    @etc0898

    6 жыл бұрын

    i played against him i went fast imp with viks. when i hit imp he resigned lol

  • @mmmmmMuffinz

    @mmmmmMuffinz

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@etc0898I'll take things that never happened for $400

  • @Growltank233
    @Growltank2336 жыл бұрын

    6:12 I love how that one vil is just standing in the way, not helping anyone

  • @sploofmcsterra4786
    @sploofmcsterra47866 жыл бұрын

    The laugh when he saw red put all those trebuchets behind his wall made my day

  • @Kiwani
    @Kiwani6 жыл бұрын

    Hairy_Davis only plays 1v1 giant crater lake every single game, CainVelazxxx has over 4000 games, every single one was a trush. Teamgame and he is pocket? Trush. been inactive for almost a year though.

  • @Jojash177
    @Jojash1776 жыл бұрын

    "He's like a Viper Daut mix" - so he's Daiper?

  • @superstar5042

    @superstar5042

    6 жыл бұрын

    Viput

  • @Jojash177

    @Jojash177

    6 жыл бұрын

    The "a" needs to come first other wise you're mixing the names incorrectly - The "Da" comes from "Daut" and the "iper" from "Viper", to put the "i" before the "a" would indeed spell the word correctly, but would no longer be an amalgamation of their names.

  • @ubelmensch

    @ubelmensch

    6 жыл бұрын

    grassFatslob

  • @GoatyGoY
    @GoatyGoY6 жыл бұрын

    I remember one community game where you were telling us about a guy who only ever plays 1v1 Gigantic Crater Lake... perhaps it's time for this legend to be told in video?

  • @irrelevant_noob

    @irrelevant_noob

    5 жыл бұрын

    GhostOfYoda fwiw, t90 did this already by now: /watch?v=dPuVvOiHGTo , The Legend of Hairy_Davis :-B

  • @charlieinthebushes6207
    @charlieinthebushes62072 жыл бұрын

    4 years ago I watched this video and it got me interested in aoe2. Iv been watching your videos for 4 years and yesterday I played my first game of aoe2. I skipped the tutorial to play with friends and didn’t know how to make a barracks or make my special unit. Today I figured out you can upgrade farms and wood cutting speed. Fun game.

  • @boahkeinbockmehr
    @boahkeinbockmehr6 жыл бұрын

    Trench warfare at its finest

  • @kevinhammond2361

    @kevinhammond2361

    5 жыл бұрын

    Heavy Scorpions as the heavy MGs

  • @ZKP314

    @ZKP314

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kevinhammond2361 More like Artillery Cannons

  • @AinaweeUAE
    @AinaweeUAE6 жыл бұрын

    I have played this guy. The first time I was totally pissed and talked rudely to him after game, but i realised he was not doing this to annoy, it is just his style. He was nice when talking, so I thought to cool down and challenge him later again. Lost again, played again but this time I managed to sneak a vill, rushed with archers and demolished him. Played him again and won but now he KICKS me from his room 11. Yes my name is there in the frequent opponents list xD

  • @englishinba

    @englishinba

    6 жыл бұрын

    He spoke to you!?!

  • @stuartmacaulay5761

    @stuartmacaulay5761

    6 жыл бұрын

    i beat this guy 2-0 or 3-0 and he also put me on his ignore list lol

  • @alekseldhauz2264

    @alekseldhauz2264

    5 жыл бұрын

    Wow

  • @MegaRazorback

    @MegaRazorback

    5 жыл бұрын

    So beating him once or twice is enough to get him to place you on his ignore list? Sounds like he can dish it out but NOT take it...Must be a big blow to his ego with each loss.

  • @psychosociety7910

    @psychosociety7910

    5 жыл бұрын

    tbf he is a one trick pony style player, once you figure out his strat and how to combat it, you will consistently do so. I wouldn't be surprised that good players farm him after they figure this out.

  • @Mr28d23
    @Mr28d236 жыл бұрын

    a century is 100 years 10 years would be a decade.

  • @AJman14

    @AJman14

    6 жыл бұрын

    I was looking for this comment. He must be old if he's been playing for a century!

  • @user-xg5dw2gm8f

    @user-xg5dw2gm8f

    6 жыл бұрын

    LoL

  • @D3monL3A1

    @D3monL3A1

    6 жыл бұрын

    he has been playing age of empires since world war one he was that legend that told the french to turtle in the war so they would not loose

  • @jakebrisbin4716

    @jakebrisbin4716

    6 жыл бұрын

    fucking right? hahaha

  • @KitKat-ch6np

    @KitKat-ch6np

    6 жыл бұрын

    well he has been playing for a century if he was playing this at 1999. He played both in 1900 and 2000 and there for he played for a century. Cuse then he has been playing in 2 diffrent centurys

  • @FurlowT
    @FurlowT5 жыл бұрын

    The moment someone says something isn't a strategy, they've lost because they can't comprehend different methods.

  • @retsoptihs0

    @retsoptihs0

    5 жыл бұрын

    Exactly!

  • @au1317
    @au13172 жыл бұрын

    It's crazy to think that in less than a year this video will be half a century old

  • @firstname8736

    @firstname8736

    Жыл бұрын

    Centuries go by really fast these days. Must be because of inflation.

  • @Andrushenko100
    @Andrushenko1006 жыл бұрын

    I expected his win ratio to be much better

  • @200mccsa

    @200mccsa

    6 жыл бұрын

    Seems like his strat would only work if he has better access to gold, like he did here, which would peg his win rate to around 50%. The extra wins on top of that presumably come from opponents getting tilted/bored and leaving. And as uuamenator points out, there are ways of beating his strat. Viper recently played him and was winning easily with better treb micro, but then the game crashed and fatslob refused to restore. (Which was really BM, but expected.)

  • @runswithbears3517

    @runswithbears3517

    6 жыл бұрын

    Post a game where you beat him then.

  • @JosephQPublic

    @JosephQPublic

    5 жыл бұрын

    RunsWithBears - Wow, so edgy.

  • @kooroshrostami27

    @kooroshrostami27

    5 жыл бұрын

    most losses are from Fatslob resigning because people start a villager fight. If you don't let him wall at the start, he will resign immediately

  • @TheSighphiguy

    @TheSighphiguy

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@kooroshrostami27 so if they dont play his way, he takes his ball and goes home? sounds like a lame player then.

  • @ReaperCH90
    @ReaperCH906 жыл бұрын

    I heard of Fatslob, never played against him and never will do it. He is one of the reasons why I really love the change that made onagers cut trees and i would never play a non-wololo-BF game.

  • @non4997

    @non4997

    6 жыл бұрын

    ReaperCH90 I played against him like 3 times now it's more fun than you might think especially when you get the bulk of the relics

  • @digitalsmithy

    @digitalsmithy

    2 жыл бұрын

    that onager change would make his play style futile right?

  • @MrZega000
    @MrZega0006 жыл бұрын

    Never played Age of Empires, but as an RTS player I find this so fascinating and entertaining

  • @heraissilly
    @heraissilly4 жыл бұрын

    I feel like I just watched the Iron Warriors fight the Death Korps of Krieg.

  • @theinscrutablebaldness2597
    @theinscrutablebaldness25976 жыл бұрын

    The biggest shock of all is that fatslob actually has 1 friend on Voobly!!! I played him a couple of years ago over Christmas. He doesn't beat you, he makes you so salty you beat yourself. I played pretty much like his opponent here. Tried to break through in feudal. Didn't work. Tried to break through in castle. Nope. Tried to break through in early imp. No chance. I wasted so much res trying to break him I was broke when he pushed out. I put two vils behind thirty odd layers of stone walls, then showered, changed, ate etc. while he had to break them all. I bet he didn't care.

  • @drakan4769

    @drakan4769

    6 жыл бұрын

    nope, I think this guy is the type of person who'd break through 30 layers of fortified wall with a single treb without taking his eyes off the health bar for even a second

  • @zcrib3
    @zcrib35 жыл бұрын

    "I fear not the man who has practised 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practised one kick 10,000 times"

  • @milsharkie
    @milsharkie6 ай бұрын

    It's pretty awesome to come back here, years down the line. Tristan's mic quality, his stuffy-sounding voice, but above all, the comfy vibes that always surround Fatslob games. Man.

  • @AlexSilva-rg8qt
    @AlexSilva-rg8qt3 жыл бұрын

    He won a war with 18 deaths, hes a damn legend! (5 people died and 13 wooden machines)

  • @Kiwani
    @Kiwani6 жыл бұрын

    Fatslob vs TheViper, Fatslob's settings. If anyone can beat him it's Viper.Can't tell you how much I would love to see them fight it out, and to see Viper get salty!

  • @baldawen

    @baldawen

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kiwani Fatslob has a winrate of 55%... It’s actually pretty bad considering he plays on his own settings the whole time. There are enough people that can beat him.

  • @jasdeepsingh2658

    @jasdeepsingh2658

    6 жыл бұрын

    He already lost half of his games. It would be fare if viper plays him without knowing his plan.

  • @KazoKazoKazo

    @KazoKazoKazo

    6 жыл бұрын

    Born 1949

  • @imadecoy.

    @imadecoy.

    6 жыл бұрын

    Viper would either beat him in 10 minutes with a villager rush or in 30 with a fast imp. Can't defend against trebs if you don't have any.

  • @AoLIronmaiden

    @AoLIronmaiden

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kiwani. I would donate money to see a showmacth between fatslob and Viper with viper streaming his pov, too.

  • @dgk2m9
    @dgk2m94 жыл бұрын

    “If you don’t have enough artillery, quit.” - General Richard Cavasos

  • @EternaIWait
    @EternaIWait Жыл бұрын

    I love this guy. He's just an old man trying to play the game the way he likes and doesn't give one damn about what everyone thinks about it. It's honestly pretty wholesome.

  • @TheDendran
    @TheDendran4 жыл бұрын

    This is the Smash version of AoE Fatslob: "No Wonders, Vikings Only, Black Forest!" Also 23:24 Slobs Monk: "YOINK!"

  • @Greatdictator
    @Greatdictator6 жыл бұрын

    Ya know the Red player couldve actually won this if he had some more strategy in his brain other then rushing. The best thing he couldve potentially done is slowly start cutting his way through the long way around , whilst makeing it appear like hes still trying to attack futilely from the front and thus clouding his true strategy by appearing like a dumbass. But then again maybe he was just so annoyed that he just resorted to walling himself off too....but he really shouldve used that time to think.

  • @Gotz_the_iron_hand
    @Gotz_the_iron_hand6 жыл бұрын

    I remember that I used to turret wall in RA and Galactic Battlegrounds instead of doing anything else. I just built nothing but turrets until I couldn't build any more. I surrounded all resources with turret walls and I slowly inched power plants to the enemy base and walled it off with even more turrets turning it into a prison camp and wait for them to ragequit. I once created a map in GB for a new player which gave us both absurd amounts of resources and told him we'd build up our armies and bases and begin attacking each other after a couple hours at a specified time. He made me agree to keep all combat troops on my side of the map and I agreed. When the time came, he sent everything he had out only to find that in front of his base was a wall of regular turrets followed by another wall of AA turrets, followed by another wall of regular turrets with droids between them to do repairs and so on all the way up to my base and covering the entire map from his base down. I left him a pathway with many gated sections zig-zagging all the way to my skeleton of a base and as he desperately tried to make his way there, then I began building up my forces. Bless his trusting heart, he tried so hard before the end. I left his base standing, now effectively a concentration camp, he quit and we had a laugh. But he swore never to play me in an rts again.

  • @diegeigergarnele7975
    @diegeigergarnele79754 жыл бұрын

    This is the video that made me comeback to aoe2. Now I'm playing on DE but the fact that this showed up in my youtube feed some years ago changed my life and I have to go back sometimes to this just to remember the moment when I realized that my childhood game was still alive.

  • @Hennu_TRM
    @Hennu_TRM6 жыл бұрын

    Good video, man. I think you mentioned this guy in an AoE jeopardy video or something, so when I saw this I clicked right away. Not disappointed.

  • @matthewk8418
    @matthewk84186 жыл бұрын

    Amazing find! Need more of this stuff. You need to play him and have Dave be a spectator

  • @jamaly77

    @jamaly77

    6 жыл бұрын

    Matthew Kenwrick best idea ever!

  • @AlexanderWilithinIII
    @AlexanderWilithinIII6 жыл бұрын

    This is like one of two AoE2 videos I've watched and KZread, and what a legendary pick it was.

  • @crisscrosszx
    @crisscrosszx3 жыл бұрын

    Every other AOE2 player: I HAVE AN ARMY Fatslob: i have walls

  • @thepainsight
    @thepainsight5 жыл бұрын

    >Turtling up while constantly stopping your opponent from even breaking your defences by blocking off sneak attack locations before they can even attempt to use them while maximizing the resources in your land Can't believe somebody managed to pull this off so well against a player, I've only seen it done to this extent on SP games. Must be infuriating to play against when people tend to always play the offensive rather than defensive. Rogal Dorn would be proud

  • @RobinTheBot
    @RobinTheBot6 жыл бұрын

    I don't play AoE because I suck at it, but in the games I DO play this is how I like to play. I don't like intense, risky, razer's edge fights. I like long sieges, stealing little advantages, posturing and playing mindgames. Ambushes and complicated fortifications are so much more fun to me than a big open field. Fatslob is my hero, bringing defensive gameplay to AoE Meta.

  • @YuriPRIMErpg
    @YuriPRIMErpg2 жыл бұрын

    This is why I love this channel and this community, and btw. I'm not even playing AoE! Like at all! Yet, it's fascinating to watch and listen to those commentaries. Those unique characters that can be found there? Amazing! And hats of to T90 for covering such quirky and unique individuals. Though watching pros duke it out in tournaments is exciting, but honestly all those folk you never hear about who have such strange strats? It's a spice that makes this content so delicious

  • @Oddigan
    @Oddigan6 жыл бұрын

    This guy is my kind of player. Also holy hell, I coughed a lung from laughing so much when you panned the camera over to the middle section and red had stationed 20 trebuchets there.

  • @eriklindgren3579
    @eriklindgren35796 жыл бұрын

    I feel physical pain watching this

  • @joopieredcode
    @joopieredcode6 жыл бұрын

    He actually replied to this on his voobly profile saying: Hi all! Fatslob here :) Really liked the youtube video T90. U made an extremly boring game seem quite entertaining with your comments. Never knew i was a legend :) As u all know i suck at this but for some reason i love the game so much that i cant quit it. I found my way of playing the game so i can at least win some of the games ;) I am not playing to piss people off, I just play to win. Having said that i must admit its a little fun when people do get pissed off :) However i do enjoy long games, endurance is my middle name. Reason i seldom comments when people taunt me is that im fully occupied trying to play the game - multitasking is not my middlename :) But then again its kinda enjoyable when people start calling me an idiot and a noob, maybe they are right but then again what does it say about them losing to an idiotic noob ;) I am from Sweden, but I am a bit younger than my birthday info here implies. To bad though that the video didnt show a game where i actually fight. Im not all about hiding I can actually fight pretty good once i get my economy and army togheter. But maybe we can c that in another video with me - the legend fatslob :)

  • @stephenwithaph1566
    @stephenwithaph15666 жыл бұрын

    I clicked because it was in my recommended videos. I was a big player of Age of Empires: Age of Kings, for the DS, a turn-based instead of RTS, played a lot of AoE online, and this was very entertaining for me to watch, especially with the commentary. Thanks!

  • @LikezYou
    @LikezYou5 жыл бұрын

    This was a great vid! Don´t know why AoE2 vids started creeping up in my recomended feed since I don´t play it myself but I´m glad it did :D

  • @wasumyon6147
    @wasumyon61475 жыл бұрын

    Trump needs to hire this man.

  • @sogomn
    @sogomn6 жыл бұрын

    I hate this guy just by watching him play

  • @pow3r17

    @pow3r17

    6 жыл бұрын

    what why ? he plays smart on his settings.

  • @sogomn

    @sogomn

    6 жыл бұрын

    I didn't say anything about his intelligence

  • @MechWarrior141

    @MechWarrior141

    6 жыл бұрын

    Johannes Boczek I don't know what your talking about. I think I might have just found my new favorite AOE hero.

  • @sogomn

    @sogomn

    6 жыл бұрын

    He is a hero but it makes me so salty to see this strategy work

  • @TheEarlofBronze1

    @TheEarlofBronze1

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yeaaa... This just feels... so lame. I can only imagine he does it to frustrate people (it's exactly what i'd do if i'm salty and playing against a friend just to aggravate them)... so is he literally spending hours and hours, over a decade, doing the exact same thing, with the sole intent of irritating people? isn't that like, the definition of a mild psychopath?

  • @rhettorical
    @rhettorical2 жыл бұрын

    This reminds me of my friend's dad who got us into the game back in 2000-ish. All he ever does is Black Forest, mega wall the middle, then slowly cut around the back with villagers, and react to anything the opponent does. It's insanely frustrating to play against. You spend so much time only to miscalculate and get taken advantage of.

  • @NeverlandSystemZor
    @NeverlandSystemZor5 жыл бұрын

    Players like that require outside teh box thinking- plowing woods out from a far-flung corner and rushing from teh side or behind could be more effective than "head on"

  • @D3monL3A1
    @D3monL3A16 жыл бұрын

    Fatslob VS THE VIPER UNSTOPPABLE FORE VS IMMOVABLE OBJECT WHO WILL SUCCEED

  • @ggdelgado
    @ggdelgado6 жыл бұрын

    Siege of Byzantium 340 BC

  • @TheSpicyLeg

    @TheSpicyLeg

    6 жыл бұрын

    Byzantium was never under siege that year. Perhaps you meant the date that Byzantium was renamed to Constantinople after Roman Emperor Constantine the Great, which was in 330 AD. The big siege of Constantinople was the Ottoman siege in 1453, after which the city was renamed to Istanbul. The city was also under siege and then sacked during the Fourth Crusade in 1204.

  • @benjaminmckechnie9629

    @benjaminmckechnie9629

    6 жыл бұрын

    Contantinople was renamed to Instanbul in the 1920s with the founding of the Turkish republic

  • @TheSpicyLeg

    @TheSpicyLeg

    6 жыл бұрын

    Officially, yes, when the Turk capital moved to Ankara. But it was known as Istanbul even before its fall, and even before its sack by the Catholics. Istanbul, derived from Greek "stim'boli" - 'in the city' or 'to the city', in Arabic without the 'i' therefore 'stanbul'. In effect, it was known as The City. Sources from the time of the Ottomans only use its official name on formal documents and coinage. Otherwise, even city civil and military officials use the informal name in their titles, i.e. İstanbul ağası, the highest military commander. It was sort of like the Big Apple, or the Windy City.

  • @kurtvonschleicher

    @kurtvonschleicher

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@TheSpicyLeg You're wrong. In that year Byzantium was put under siege by the Macedonians led by Philip (Alexander the Great's father)

  • @TheSpicyLeg

    @TheSpicyLeg

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kurt Eugen Graf von Stuart-Schleicher Philip II was Alexander’s father, not Philip I.

  • @matthewhaddock6458
    @matthewhaddock64583 жыл бұрын

    The opponent didn't go in with overwhelming strength when he had the element of surprise.

  • @bigoldram1041
    @bigoldram10412 жыл бұрын

    Watching this 3 years later. The mic upgrade since then is noticeable

  • @wrachilles8482
    @wrachilles84826 жыл бұрын

    Why is this so quiet compared to literally every other vid? I had to max it just to hear things, and even then it was mediocre at best.

  • @robsonperez90

    @robsonperez90

    6 жыл бұрын

    here has normal i put on 50% and still great.

  • @ELETRIKDOG001
    @ELETRIKDOG0016 жыл бұрын

    Yea boiiiii Pls T90 do more of aoe2 community legends

  • @darkbeetlebot
    @darkbeetlebot6 жыл бұрын

    "Good luck, I'm behind 7 stone walls!"

  • @mrexists5400
    @mrexists54004 жыл бұрын

    fatslob is a believer of the best offense is a good defense

  • @Robert-vk7je
    @Robert-vk7je6 жыл бұрын

    Do you know these videos about artificial neural networks learning to play games? Fatslobs playstyle lets me question his humanity. xD

  • @lukaswiener4366
    @lukaswiener43666 жыл бұрын

    Want more bluecoffee here. He is the true legend. "just passing“

  • @T-The-K

    @T-The-K

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lukas Wiener lol that was amazing #JustPassing

  • @this_is_hugo6198

    @this_is_hugo6198

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lukas Wiener was just thinking that 😂😂😂

  • @whatisthisthing7465
    @whatisthisthing74654 жыл бұрын

    Great video, just started aoe2 HD so I've never heard of fatslob! Glad I found out about the legend.

  • @FallenShogun
    @FallenShogun5 жыл бұрын

    That is some extreme turtling, I don't think I would have the patience to try to outwait my opponent like that

  • @marekulc8273
    @marekulc82736 жыл бұрын

    I actually beat fatslob 3 times and then he refused to play vs me again. The key is just to win a vill war in the beginning because his micro sucks. He even resigned before 15 minutes once i got my palisade right at the edge of the forest. Free rating points!

  • @Ap0Kal1ps3

    @Ap0Kal1ps3

    6 жыл бұрын

    Seemed like the obvious move to fast castle, then use sappers and your superior eco to wear his defenses down without using gold.

  • @kooroshrostami27

    @kooroshrostami27

    5 жыл бұрын

    Your micro will also suck when you are 70 years old

  • @laycey

    @laycey

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@kooroshrostami27 How is that relevant? I doubt anyone you are replying to is 70, and we all know fatslob isn't anywhere near that old. The only evidence of his age that we have, is fatslob personally saying that he's not as old as his profile implies. I mean seriously, have you never picked a random DOB on your gaming profiles?

  • @kooroshrostami27

    @kooroshrostami27

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@layceydidn't T90 or someone confirm his age?

  • @noahf9820
    @noahf98206 жыл бұрын

    Hey T90, any way we can get a Viper vs fatslob on black forest best of 3?

  • @ejtrini
    @ejtrini6 жыл бұрын

    Good new vid, never seen him before. Keep it up T90 your are making me seriously feel to start back playing

  • @PinkeySuavo
    @PinkeySuavo4 жыл бұрын

    I played AoE2 couple of times few years ago, I didn't except it has so big community. I love it that all these players have their own, passionate communities!

  • @TomsLife9
    @TomsLife96 жыл бұрын

    show some of those victory videos!

  • @casperhobbs6475
    @casperhobbs64756 жыл бұрын

    Never laughed so hard from a game like this one. And nice commentary btw

  • @grosslyoffensivelizard-man3438
    @grosslyoffensivelizard-man34384 жыл бұрын

    THE WALL JUST GOT 10 LAYERS THICKER!

  • @GabrielComsa
    @GabrielComsa7 ай бұрын

    SO I started watching T90 this year, I'm totally hooked. He releases a Fatslob Christmas special and i need to see this from the beginning. Like if we are in the same boat.

  • @Smullet90
    @Smullet904 жыл бұрын

    I want to create a bot to fight him that literally just sits back, takes all the resources and let's the game go as long as possible.

  • @lubin2764
    @lubin27646 жыл бұрын

    I don't understand the point of that game. Can anyone explain me why Red resigned expect being bored ?

  • @cat2

    @cat2

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lubin exactly, he loses to boredom. that's the whole point.

  • @baldawen

    @baldawen

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lubin he had basically 0 gold. He was aware that he lost way more than fatslob and that fatslob had 4 relics and more banked gold.

  • @jackzickrick1654

    @jackzickrick1654

    6 жыл бұрын

    you cant tell but we played that whole game on super speed, that game was actually like 2 hours, he probably didn't have 2 more hours to finish the match

  • @go9565

    @go9565

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lubin he/she didn't resign.. tried to save and exit to continue later. Fat slob probably chose to continue and since he was the only player left, he won

  • @Lycurgus1982
    @Lycurgus19825 жыл бұрын

    I can't help but think of that Southpark WoW episode when i hear the name fatslobe. The hand brace and all.

  • @10000morris
    @10000morris6 жыл бұрын

    I feel like he’s just an older guy enjoying the game. That’s exactly how my dad plays AoE, same settings all the time for the last 10 years and just playing defensively with the only turtling strategy he knows.

  • @k14check
    @k14check6 жыл бұрын

    I played this guy once. Oh god, what a torture!!

  • @tantaroba-buuuu6764
    @tantaroba-buuuu67646 жыл бұрын

    he changed his birthday date in voobly after this video... from 31/12/1949 to 1/1/1950 11 11 11

  • @canadian__ninja

    @canadian__ninja

    6 жыл бұрын

    TantaRoba-buuuu no that's voobly. Its a known bug, my profile flip flops between my birthday and the day before

  • @MartyClevenger91
    @MartyClevenger915 жыл бұрын

    This is like the Hedgehog defense in chess; make your opponent break your defense first. Apparently fatslob has time as a resource, too.

  • @bennicolas6196
    @bennicolas61965 жыл бұрын

    This was one of the very first games I sunk hundreds of hours into and just started watching these (first "FatSlob" video for me!) and I was wondering: is this game so old now (almost 20 years :O) that pro players have the meta down so hard that every round is a cheese-fest with TRushes, PersianRush,3000 layers of walls. Like are there fast fun quick tactical games to be watched?

  • @ThePiotrekpecet
    @ThePiotrekpecet6 жыл бұрын

    why didnt red just build wonder?

  • @sturmgewehr4471

    @sturmgewehr4471

    6 жыл бұрын

    No Name u look gay

  • @bigbonesjones5566

    @bigbonesjones5566

    6 жыл бұрын

    he probably had it set on conquest

  • @ThePiotrekpecet

    @ThePiotrekpecet

    6 жыл бұрын

    amiir miinavand94 thanks :)

  • @ThePiotrekpecet

    @ThePiotrekpecet

    6 жыл бұрын

    D Mann oh im dumb xD

  • @GGfighterdu51
    @GGfighterdu516 жыл бұрын

    So, what's the problem? Basically he's just good at micro and he never attack, that's all, just get gud or out macro him by destroying the forest so his strategy can't work

  • @Lasagnaisprettycool
    @Lasagnaisprettycool9 ай бұрын

    This is an Age of Empires serial killer. Fatslob lures his victims into playing his game with his rules They can kick they can scream but it's futile They are just another number to Fatslob.

  • @VictoriousLoL
    @VictoriousLoL6 жыл бұрын

    I haven't played Age of Empires in 15 years. I don't even know why I'm watching this video. It was weirdly entertaining.

  • @theanimeexperiment
    @theanimeexperiment6 жыл бұрын

    But why Vikings though?

  • @sjoerdm3555

    @sjoerdm3555

    6 жыл бұрын

    No siege onager, no bombard cannon, Do have heavy scorpions and regular onager. Allmost all university upgrades (except Bombard Tower/Keep), bad cavalry (no plate barding armour, no hussar, no paladin) They mostly rely on infantry and archers. And it's hard to outflank with archers and infantry. Especially on black forest.

  • @kng4822

    @kng4822

    5 жыл бұрын

    force people to play his retarded turtle game

  • @gamerdanger7717

    @gamerdanger7717

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kng4822 haha lol

  • @corvojow
    @corvojow6 жыл бұрын

    Show a game that he loses ... Pls

  • @degaulle30
    @degaulle304 жыл бұрын

    Glad to see I'm not the only person who's been playing this game for decades

  • @yudhakurniawan5920
    @yudhakurniawan59206 жыл бұрын

    this man just like a foking gym master.. mastering one way of fighting, and waiting for a worthy challenger

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