Thank you so much for watching! If you liked this, please check out "PANIC", a comedy web series that I make with my friend Keaton (BadIntertainment). Episode 1: kzread.info/dash/bejne/hpV11peyqqu-h9Y.html Series Playlist: kzread.info/head/PLdv979Ddef6yg4vxtFhl8gC2okR-nB7TU

@sherlockgnomes4003

6 жыл бұрын

u dont have enough subs u should have more

@nodachiguides8764

6 жыл бұрын

CACox97 i have a question Hold ur breath when aiming and shooting wait thats not a question Anyways do u know that trick?

@heartdisease5286

6 жыл бұрын

CACox97 this was nice chris

@knockout_jelly0615

6 жыл бұрын

Why u destroy vintage nerf blaster

@trixter7219

6 жыл бұрын

Bronysquad?

3:10 “This is going on the tubes bro” Most 2009 thing i’ve ever heard

@DrKevlar

4 жыл бұрын

Lololol

@rufousthefox9766

4 жыл бұрын

I miss 2009

@semelatifofalism5833

4 жыл бұрын

Splatoon Murderer / Corpral me too

@thestrikeking4501

4 жыл бұрын

Corpral User same

@DecibiderGames

4 жыл бұрын

hi it was made in 2013

6:15 the one clip everyone remembers

@t-d5tailsdoll202

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes my favorite clip where Cox got shot in the dick with a nerf rocket launcher.

@furrywolfxfox7948

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@33jmccarthy

2 жыл бұрын

bruh the way he said I GOT THIS was just incredible deserves an oscar

I remember when I was like 7 or 8 I thought the ‘transparent’ gun was real I also didn’t know what a green screen was

@zurabtsereteli6947

3 жыл бұрын

he’s probably 15-17 now

@_arkie2524

2 жыл бұрын

@@prime-slub3566 he isnt 7 or 8 NOW he isnt 9 but i know this was a year ago but still

@icompass

Жыл бұрын

@@zurabtsereteli6947 yes.

He protec, he attac, he defend. But most importantly he don't understand

@roseannedenham2591

4 жыл бұрын

I don't understand

@Sirzan540

3 жыл бұрын

I don't understand.

@michellehooks4502

3 жыл бұрын

I don't understand

@ninjaassassin5628

3 жыл бұрын

I lol so hard when he said i dont understans

@colincowart334

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t understand

did anyone see the transparent gun?

@IamDogge

8 жыл бұрын

Yes i want that camo for my 1887

@thedomodude8582

8 жыл бұрын

k

@thedomodude8582

8 жыл бұрын

k

@jackplayzgaming5222

7 жыл бұрын

Yes

@DeeSmizzy

7 жыл бұрын

hipp

Damn, the nostalgia. Good old days.

@Susie_000

Жыл бұрын

Yeah 🥺

@this_world_shall_know_pain

11 ай бұрын

Real

@Iink_0

4 ай бұрын

Ong

Published May 27 2013 1:36 We're all going to die in 2012!! We're all going to die!

@awesomegamerhere6398

5 жыл бұрын

Dude I'm in 2019 XD and in still alive

@justsomeguy7020

5 жыл бұрын

DUDE I GOTTA PREPARE

@austinfaircloth1831

5 жыл бұрын

NateDaGreat 8

@kinohellasteezy

5 жыл бұрын

RONANJO XVIII no they have some of the guns that came out in 2000 or past the 2010 mark

@neat2483

4 жыл бұрын

NateDaGreat 826 that’s the point

I remember watching this in like 5th grade and I just found this video again...I thought it was so funny. Lmao

@franciscou7926

5 жыл бұрын

Cash McClurg lol I’m I’m 5 grade

@logantriplettfilms102

5 жыл бұрын

Francisco blogs same

@camdenm69

5 жыл бұрын

@@franciscou7926 Samr

@AceofSpades-zi6zx

5 жыл бұрын

LOL me too

@milesanderson261

5 жыл бұрын

i dont understand

8:05 When the teacher tries to help me with a math problem Guy 1 = Teacher I don’t understand = Me

@akira6966

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@karakeehan1788

Жыл бұрын

Yeah except for the gun part

@NoahMcNair

Жыл бұрын

@@karakeehan1788 No no.. WITH the gun-

8:38 I like how the guy with Adidas went like "oh." When he ran out of ammo. Lol

@karakeehan1788

Жыл бұрын

Me too

2:03 the green screen affected the green gun lol

@s4mhain

4 жыл бұрын

A transparent camo, perfect for stealth operations

@Neneleafy

4 жыл бұрын

Ifeanyi Odum ah yes invisible camp my favorite

@darrenaqilawangsech8652

3 жыл бұрын

it was a vortex nerf blaster LMAO

@deletedchannel6094

3 жыл бұрын

HE PAINTED IT CLEAR! MADNESS!

@maxpunch4981

3 жыл бұрын

Me thinking it’s a camo

Xbox controllers 1. 0:42 2. 2:05 (On screen) 3. 7:11 4. 8:51 (Behind blaster) 5. 9:54

@Maple_Vally

5 жыл бұрын

OwO

@undergroundsequence

3 жыл бұрын

Easter egg

@UGC_4020

3 жыл бұрын

@Miriam Olivaris good jod dude

The do not rage quit scene almost made me laugh to death

@decepticon2013

7 жыл бұрын

Me too! Lol

@tombogg5979

7 жыл бұрын

MCPE Aiven the pickax was the best part of it

@bessever

7 жыл бұрын

MCPE Aiven Me too

@lukema8983

7 жыл бұрын

Do you realize how rare a freaking buzzsaw is nowdays. He broke a perfectly good buzzsaw.

@kristinberendt3729

7 жыл бұрын

MCPE Aiven me too

Who else saw the green screen gun

@patossaurioo9254

5 жыл бұрын

Rick Grimes Me...

@oofnut5334

5 жыл бұрын

Rick Grimes I’m sorry about Carl He was a terrible character!

@davisthelegendaryranger9941

5 жыл бұрын

Me

@patossaurioo9254

5 жыл бұрын

Allei Pup No u

@JorgeHernandez-mo8bs

5 жыл бұрын

Me

3:56 Lol Never RAGE Quit

@devi5828

6 жыл бұрын

Wheatley core dummer lol

@terminalimpact2771

5 жыл бұрын

Why did he broke his gun.

@chill1350

5 жыл бұрын

Because he was mad it is even called never rage quit

@SovietZParcham

3 жыл бұрын

@@terminalimpact2771 cause he missed while shooting him.

@lyndonluquin4091

3 жыл бұрын

4:44 My favorite scream, ever. In this vid.

Finally a sequel that's legitimately good and not just a cash-in!

But, but, but thats EXACTLY why you bring a rocket launcher!

@fin78_

5 жыл бұрын

True

@denispower4874

4 жыл бұрын

Wait there I’ll get the rocket launcher and do it again

@ponkypink3389

3 жыл бұрын

CAUSE I AM CRAZY

@ponkypink3147

Жыл бұрын

@@ponkypink3389 Update, I am now officially crazy (I have a Nerf Titain AS-V.1)

I liked the "I don't understand" part

@cheyennestaples1259

9 жыл бұрын

That's me when my teacher calls on me

@thekingofderp1507

9 жыл бұрын

Cheyenne Staples same

@LukeAndersonn

9 жыл бұрын

Cheyenne Staples lol

@lukemiller470

9 жыл бұрын

He he ha ha looooooooooooooooool

@ohyeahyeah1986

9 жыл бұрын

I don't understand

I still quote "I don uderstan" to this day.

@ChristopherCoxFilm

Жыл бұрын

Me too lol

@FinnKeehan

4 күн бұрын

I went through a phase of doing that too! 😂

4:55 my milk came out my nose

@vandalesbemberry9214

7 жыл бұрын

me to

@ytmanddrawmation4491

7 жыл бұрын

Riku Soma hhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooowwwwwwww

@bessever

7 жыл бұрын

Riku Soma I fell off of my chair

@bigchungus2493

7 жыл бұрын

Nice

@slammercat5588

7 жыл бұрын

He need some milk

"Stay back, I got this!" Best part right there.

@coryspang7548

Жыл бұрын

Aaaagghh!! You shot me in the dick!!! I'm sorry... You prick!!!

@karakeehan1788

Жыл бұрын

Yeah totally

@paleoph6168

9 ай бұрын

6:16

"now get the f*ck out of my face, you're bursting my bubble." *me during school*

6:19 "I got this" *Nails guy in the crotch*

@0utraging

3 жыл бұрын

Kohreean LMFAO

@InfernoSaiyan-so5fn

3 жыл бұрын

I mean he was basically right it got the job done it was weak but effective

@TigerWing141

Жыл бұрын

6:18

2:16 noobs in online shooter games.

@_y_0lo168

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@Vexthewolf03

5 жыл бұрын

They are called FPS

@hanseltpy8041

5 жыл бұрын

@@Vexthewolf03 no they are called first person shooters

@lukeklo

5 жыл бұрын

Hansel Tpy what do you think FPS stands for?

@a.t.9654

5 жыл бұрын

You mean you

Chris, I found all the controllers. 0:44 there was one on the shelf thing. 2:06 there was one on the computer screen, 7:13 Brian hands you one, 8:53 there's one by the rocket launcher, and last 9:55 there was one on the table behind Jigsaw. I found them. I'm really excited for The Final 10 things you should never do in a nerf war. Good luck

4:41 woah were u actually old enough for that?

@michaelscott3954

5 жыл бұрын

he was only in his driveway, not on legal u.s intersections or roads. Therefore, it wasn't illegal. I rest my case.

@djlego1591

4 жыл бұрын

When he was cussing like heck and the guy shot him I was like THANK YOU

@spinalfluids1135

4 жыл бұрын

Yes he was 16 when he made this

@unnamed1004

4 жыл бұрын

He was only in his driveway

6:18 “STAND BACK! I GOT THIS!” 🤣

Minute 7:48 OMG LMAO that made me laugh so hard!

2:17 The presidential debate looks like it's coming along nicely.

@nathanielwamsley6332

7 жыл бұрын

yup, pretty much

@Skankhunt-ll3zd

7 жыл бұрын

FFS dude

@goblues7369

6 жыл бұрын

Terravon w A

@pretendthisnameisfunny2197

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

Timestamps: 0:00 Intro 0:35 Title 0:39 Never answer your cell phone. 1:58 Never steal someone’s kill. 3:15 Never be James Bond. 3:48 Never Rage Quit. 5:06 Never bring your girlfriend. 6:03 Never use a Rocket Launcher. 6:43 Never infiltrate the enemy base. 7:23 Never wear camouflage. 8:03 Never interrogate a hostage. 8:33 Never Miss. 10:25 The End Again./End Credits 11:26 Title (again) 11:31 Too Many Christopher Coxes (Cookie)

@AlphaTyrannosaurusRex

4 жыл бұрын

In “Never Rage Quit”, I figured out the old Nerf blaster’s name, The Buzzsaw.

"never interrogate the hostage" "where are the hostages"

You ever wondered about The Final 10 Things You Should Never Do In A Nerf War? I have... ;-)

@france8093

9 жыл бұрын

I have!

@xailth

9 жыл бұрын

***** Let's See it

@nijaskout620

9 жыл бұрын

Is the guy onxthe phone the same guy from the nerf zombie apocalypse? (The one who went to see toy story)

@stellakiss1

9 жыл бұрын

How dose he have a invisible camo when the rule said don't kill some ones kill

@victiniman45

9 жыл бұрын

***** Can't wait!

#9: never use a green blaster on a green screen. Obviously.

@marieramos298

7 жыл бұрын

And also on big green A.K.A The Hulk

@patyserrano3185

7 жыл бұрын

Marie Ramos yup.

@vanguardvex2979

6 жыл бұрын

Wisdom dog ._. what are you talking about its 80

@natedavison9483

6 жыл бұрын

Joey Guacamole yes

@ragna343

6 жыл бұрын

Invisible gun good for trolling people you have nothingmand you shoot bullets out of a invisible gun

Brings back memories

@akira6966

4 жыл бұрын

Memorise bring back memorise bring back do do do do

3:44 the sound of his head against the wall XD

4:35 when you want a new blaster but mom said the other one works just fine

Why you never interrogate Nerf players Interrogator: *loads gun* "Where are the hostages?" Dude: "I don't understand." Interrogator: "Where are they?" Dude: "I don't understand." Interrogator: "Tell me right now!" Dude: "I don't understand." Interrogator: "Why don't you understand?" Dude: "I don't understand." Interrogator: "Do you understand English?" Dude: "I-.. I don't understand." Interrogator: "You gotta be kidding me." Dude: "I don't understand." Interrogator: "How do you not understand?!" Dude: "I don't understand." Interrogator: "Where. Are. The. Hostages. Going?" Dude: "Ahhhhhhh I don't understand." Interrogator: *screams*

@reese7537

6 жыл бұрын

Zombiekid00 intaragator: where are the hostages going! Dude: Ahhhhh i almost understaan, just kidding i dont understand

@jacobfaul8675

6 жыл бұрын

Zombiekid00 ha

@monke.mp4709

6 жыл бұрын

Zombiekid00 I don't understand

@blackhero2017

6 жыл бұрын

Zombiekid00 lololololololololololol that is my favorite part! Hahahahahaha!

@derekv1183

5 жыл бұрын

I don't understand the whole thing... HAHAHAH how ironic

I just came back to this channel, man this is a nostalgia bomb

When I get an F in school 8:25

@TigerWing141

2 жыл бұрын

I think you meant at 8:31

Never use a rocket launcher. Never gets old

WHERE ARE THE HOSTIGES i don't understand WHERE ARE THEY I don't understand TELL ME RIGHT NOW I don't understand My favorite part like if you agree

@ApexSwords

4 жыл бұрын

...... I don't understand.

@joserizal2526

4 жыл бұрын

Ooohhh ....i don't understand

@DivineRight454

4 жыл бұрын

@@joserizal2526 I g...guess im just kidding i don't understand.

@SovietZParcham

3 жыл бұрын

WHY don't you understand

@FinnKeehan

4 күн бұрын

Same 😂

I wish KZread was still like this

3:51 still holds up today I can watch this multiple times and still laugh at it Like not the swearing part but revving up the gun and he’s oblivious is really funny

I see a cat when "never answer you cellphone"

why did the girl said you still play with nerf guns and then she has a nerf gun

@roboshadowshard4797

6 жыл бұрын

beyblade squad Ikr

@dequaviusfransico5134

6 жыл бұрын

beyblade squad thats what i said 2 years ago

@freezedesire1686

6 жыл бұрын

beyblade squad ya lol

@darthvader2812

6 жыл бұрын

ѕhє wαѕ plαчíng ѕσmєσnє єlѕє

@otraqc9977

6 жыл бұрын

beyblade squad it was a joke

4:21 hope you have insurance on that nerf gun Insurance guy: uh, you don’t Kid:

What's funny about these old videos is that they were part of my childhood while I searched the internet at like 7 years old.

At 8:00 i was laughing SOOOOO HARD!!! XD like this comment if you did too! LOL

@TigerWing141

2 жыл бұрын

Reason is 7:55

I felt violated when he destroyed the buzz saw.

@djlego1591

4 жыл бұрын

Why

@undergroundsequence

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t frick with the buzzsaw

This is still legendary even tho it’s been out for almost 8 years

5:03 Noob in Call of Duty when they finally get a kill.

7:02 They’re playing halo!

2019 March I’m still watching because I remember watching this like 4 years ago or something

@jaidenillness

4 жыл бұрын

No👏one👏cares👏

@chickenlegpiece9684

3 жыл бұрын

2021 and still watching tjis

@chickenlegpiece9684

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaidenillness fuck u bto

@chickenlegpiece9684

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaidenillness fuck u bto

4:08 I laughed so hard IF U LAUGHED LIKE THIS COMMENT

So much nostalgia I used to watch this when I was like 5 or 6 I'm 11 now these were the times man,these were the times😪😪😪

You censored the word: Damn

4:32 _R.I.P Nerf Gun, What A Piece Of Garbage..._

2:02 it’s clear cause that’s a vortex those are lime green and so during editing that happens yeah

This was a blast from the past. I remember watching this in middle school now here I am 23 years old and wondering where the time went

WHY WOULD YOU DESTROY THAT BLASTER? STARVING KIDS IN AFRICA COULD HAVE EATEN THE BLASTER!

@elaineplaner44

9 жыл бұрын

...

@cathycarcha3191

9 жыл бұрын

Stop just stop dont pretend that you know african kids if there are starving then donate you entire house see wat i care

@sniperdoesgaming8910

9 жыл бұрын

How would you feel if he said those things to him

That was hilarious. Great job, Chris! I loved the never interrogate captives or whatever. That actually made me fall off my chair. Great job, man! :D

I'm actually shocked at how well this video holds up. I watched it when it first came out at 9 years old and yet it probably made me laugh more now than it did back then.

"what's going on here? I-I don't understand 😐.." 11:30 Edit: lol

It's weird that the year is 2013 but he says that we're going to die in 2012

@mickeymousedog5529

6 жыл бұрын

lol

@darthvader2812

5 жыл бұрын

I think he meant the movie that's called 2012

@justchopstick9898

4 жыл бұрын

Ikonika .-. T-that’s the joke

He said we are all going to die in 2012 but it is 2016

@alpal345

7 жыл бұрын

And it was filmed in 12

@alpal345

7 жыл бұрын

In 2012

@carolynpelzer1653

7 жыл бұрын

it gg a gs

@SnailBussy

7 жыл бұрын

But we're dying in 2017

@warpedg4mer936

7 жыл бұрын

It's da Boss look at the day it came out funky

The rage quit part! Oh, my god, my chest hurts from laughing so much!

4:55 THAT WAS SO HALARIOUS I DIED LOL

8:01 me when my parents walk in while I am doing the dirty

did anyone notice this was made in 2013

@joshuacastillo4590

9 жыл бұрын

I did I was like what.

@rekzbossmlg4134

8 жыл бұрын

I noticed but why

@nicholasnadeau2053

8 жыл бұрын

yah

@TriStateRailfan

8 жыл бұрын

I dont understand

@TriStateRailfan

8 жыл бұрын

I dont understand

3:10 “This is going on the tubes bro.” I still say this to this day from time to time 🤣

I remember watching this video when I was 5 years old and that intro made me laugh soooo hard.Nerf brings back so many good memories.

6:29best part.

@lt.martian4259

7 жыл бұрын

Never interrogate a hostage is best

@SovietZParcham

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t understand

Its 2022 Im 18 years old I watched these when i was around 8... And still... 11:34 I dont understand🤣

Right after the ending, there was an ad for cookies 😝. Perfect timing

man im 22 and im watching this again like im 11. Just remembering my childhood days watching these videos non stop like before.

I appreciate your effort Chris , I watched you from the beginning and now you are a teen and you still play on kid's toys , and I appreciate your primary content , at first I saw your Gaming Videos and thought of it as your new content and leaving Nerf behind , but instead , you still give the fans your true purpose on existing here on KZread.\ Thanks Chris!

4:53 omg the back of the car says KSG ksg shotgun confirmed

@gvrcia4895

8 жыл бұрын

lol

@CR-kk6cz

8 жыл бұрын

I don't understand

@Dieselmann35

8 жыл бұрын

I will do everything that they said not to do

@destinygamer66thebosscrew87

8 жыл бұрын

I found all the controllers

@johnskimpy7541

8 жыл бұрын

Same here found all of the controllers

I watched this like 8 years ago. I came back to watch it again. Good times

I remember watching this when it came out and I was like “this is the best video ever” I watched it so many times

Good Humored, clean comedy, we need more videos like this!

1:36 “were all going to die in 2012” (recorded in 2013)

4:55 when you stub ur toe

Wow that one shot killed everyone 9:02

No one was hurt while making this video (except the guns)

This one is my favorite of the three videos and the first video I ever saw on this channel too 🤣 good middle school times

mate i can’t tell you how long i’ve been looking for this. my childhood right here

2021 back in the day this was my shit this guy literally wouldn’t have made me who I was without these 😂

What is the end credits music? I want to use it for my homework project. Please respond before friday this week! thank you

“I don’t understand” classic

lol I lost it when he raged quitted gets me every time 😂

The vortex nerf gun at 2:30 is tripping balls

I died at never steal someone's kill

Thank u chris for making a lot of childhoods fun

3:43 that’s me trying to be a ninja! 😂😂

this video turned ten years old a few days ago goddamn!

@blankets5782

Жыл бұрын

time is scary, and we’re aging. ✌️😔🍞

The White controllers: 1.Beggining 2.never answer a call 3.on the desktop at never steal a kill 4.Never Infiltrate the enemy base 5.The SAW scene at never miss

@robertr2861

9 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@TheKawaiiBurger

9 жыл бұрын

BEGINNING DOES NOT COUNT!!!!!

@TheSkyNord

9 жыл бұрын

Why?

@TheKawaiiBurger

9 жыл бұрын

TheSkyNord Because he said so.

@grzegorznowak878

9 жыл бұрын

I thought the controller at the begonning does not count

GOD, i saw this video so long ago and me and my family quote "I don't understand" all the time and i finally found the video again after all these years

Absolutely brilliant! Very creative! Actually really fun ideas and good cinematography for real! Insane production! Man, seeing the old iPhone 4 there and the DJ pon3 really takes me back! It's like a time capsule! Good stuff! 😅🤣😎👍🏻

who came here sad after a few months he stopped making nerf :'(

@jaemfwon2411

7 жыл бұрын

GenoArky who said that

@Fyerex

7 жыл бұрын

GenoArky the finale is out now chigga

@andreiglavan6181

6 жыл бұрын

me

@mikeruane4744

6 жыл бұрын

mei

@drageus9059

6 жыл бұрын

NOSTALGIA