"Now lick your hand" Jeff: "I like it already" 😂😂😂😂😂

@Unpluggedx89

6 жыл бұрын

Sab Lee He’s such a gem lol

@rhysioeren3203

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for this, I missed what he said.

0:39 Jeff Goldblum rubbing the chair sensually

@Matthew075

8 жыл бұрын

+DARTH XiLE x LMAO he does that all the time so funny

@zevlibin8892

8 жыл бұрын

how on earth did u notice that?!

@comicblossoms

8 жыл бұрын

+Alison Diaz well that just took a left turn

@Hanksoueu

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you, very very much for this

@audreykross2347

7 жыл бұрын

You're Killin' me Conan

"Aww, how sweet. I wish I had my sketchpad" as a reaction to what was happening is the most Goldblum thing I've ever seen. A real treasure, Jeff Goldblum.

That was a really good Harvard jab at Conan lol

Jeff Goldblum is just naturally entertaining He doesnt even have to try Man i love him.... his clips are the best ever :D

@pnwmeditations

8 жыл бұрын

+shadowstorm545 I bet he's a great party guest!

@Vic-Valentine

8 жыл бұрын

+shadowstorm545 4real tho, its a great gift hes got

@scropi1000

8 жыл бұрын

tokyo ghoul 💖💖💖

@shadowstorm545

8 жыл бұрын

Dua ASuee Hahahah TG fans everywhere

@thepineapple551

8 жыл бұрын

You should see bill burr,He's great too.

And of course Jeff licked the salt, then bit the lime and did the shot last hahhah he's something else

Jeff Goldblum explaining a body shot... life made.

Conan was pervin' extra hard tonight

@rubi_angel7553

10 жыл бұрын

***** your comment made me LOL..hardly anything on the internet does.

@wtfarockfish

10 жыл бұрын

***** Relax, I was only joking. I thought it was a fun segment.

@wtfarockfish

10 жыл бұрын

***** kay

@elvisjimpa100

9 жыл бұрын

He always pervin extra hard.He exaggerates all the time.He is way over the top and if he wasent famous and was flirting like that on a pub he would get slapped instantly.Conan is werry good at making fun of others but if somebody says something slightly mean to him he just get a blank puppy eye face then flipps out,He really should relax more.

@Blueswailer

9 жыл бұрын

Orion Jimmy There are segments on KZread where Conan goes around different places talking to the local people and seeing local sights, all the while saying/doing random/stupid stuff, oddly enough no one's slapped him yet. That said, obviously the puppy stare is just a means of delivering humour. You can't honestly think Conan doesn't know how to take a joke, he has some of the most self-deprecating skits in the talk show game.

Goldblum is a national treasure

@AmanKundal48

4 жыл бұрын

*international

I came here for Goldblum

@comicblossoms

8 жыл бұрын

Same

@Persholm1

8 жыл бұрын

Can't say the same.

@donaldtrump625

8 жыл бұрын

Same

@oldschoolcollodion

8 жыл бұрын

Yes, for the goldblum

@OneofInfinity.

6 жыл бұрын

Pretty close.

Jeff really has a very unique personality.

@gasser5001

10 жыл бұрын

hes such an amazing character off the screen, much more interesting than anything hes ever played...although, everything hes played, ive imagined that hes like that in real life! lol. love em!

@lemlemnahom3774

10 жыл бұрын

..

@Johnnythefirst

9 жыл бұрын

DoinItRightTheFirstTime Jeff Goldblum has always just played Jeff Goldblum. Ian Malcolm for example, is Jeff Goldblum in a black shirt and sunglasses.

Love it how Jeff mouths a 'thank you' when he gets passed the shot. Dayum, he's polite.

@mmcs7

6 жыл бұрын

Iguanaintrouble I appreciate that other people are also paying such very close attention to Jeff, it makes me feel less alone

I wish i had my Sketch PAD? Whatt? lol. Only Goldblum would say something like that.

@al-muthannaathamneh120

10 жыл бұрын

Only Goldblum would say anything Goldblum says

@aramatena

10 жыл бұрын

Al-Muthanna Athamneh true and hilarious. like your name

@whatup4998

5 жыл бұрын

Nitro192 shut up you stupid bitch

Jeff Goldblum is fuckin' hilarious

Jeff Goldblum knows what's up.

@darkfranky6

10 жыл бұрын

I'd party with Jeff Goldblum lol

@1087cameron

9 жыл бұрын

He drank the shot of tequila before biting into the lime. A clear example of being uninformed of what is up.

@Impoo1337

9 жыл бұрын

1087cameron thats how you supposed to do it. salt, shot, lime.

@1087cameron

9 жыл бұрын

Impoo1337 Damn, you are totally right! I must have been high as f*** when I wrote that.

@SuperErmacX

9 жыл бұрын

1087cameron Actually, if you notice, he reached to the shot AFTER he's bitten the lime, which is normally wrong, but that's ok, that's the Jeff Goldblum way.

Goldblum's one of the best Conan guests! Always know you're gonna get the perfect amount of weird awkward hilariousness.

I want a remote segment of Conan and Goldblum. Make it happen now!

@sreekarnim163

7 жыл бұрын

I would pay tens of dollars to see that. (..stiff economy, sorry!)

@dannat1213

7 жыл бұрын

haha I know how you feel.

@yinucsd

6 жыл бұрын

jeff, conan, AND jordan schlansky!

@philippinevlogsandgamingpl7671

4 жыл бұрын

Goldblum is Jordan Schlansky but the kind of different charm that Conan loves. You know, non-robotic charm. (I still love you Jordan!)

@Nergal_Slayer

Жыл бұрын

And Andy

Can Jeff Goldblum become Andy's sidekick?

@DeVulusAQ

10 жыл бұрын

Jeff should be a guest once every week.

@tonynoneya5837

10 жыл бұрын

De Vulus Agreed.

I wish I had my sketch pad! Hahahahaha

@frefremcgee9196

8 жыл бұрын

I love that. Makes em both look good

@comicblossoms

8 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@yb32

7 жыл бұрын

can someone explain the joke?

@popeye697

6 жыл бұрын

ADVADIA he was so serious too lol

@popeye697

6 жыл бұрын

yb what joke? This is Goldblum we're talking about. Nothing about his statement was actually connected to the moment and it was glorious

Angie is still insanely beautiful.

Whenever Angie Harmon is on the show Cone bone knows the couch awaits him that night :)

"Angie Harmon Does Tequila Shots With Jeff Goldblum & Conan" It's sad how Andy is not mention in the title :'(

@duran3d

6 жыл бұрын

And that's the story of his life.

@chuckgregory3417

6 жыл бұрын

What does that guy do anyway?? Easiest job on the planet

@evanwetzel8397

6 жыл бұрын

I was actually surprised Andy even got a drink, would have been funny as hell if he got nothing!

@arblahblah

6 жыл бұрын

Andy is just implied

@scaredwilly329

6 жыл бұрын

They would have to include his name in every clip.

I think jeff might be the best guest of all time

@comicblossoms

8 жыл бұрын

for sure

@benjaminkukkola8754

6 жыл бұрын

Easily

I love creepy Conan

@yinucsd

6 жыл бұрын

especially back in the day when rebecca romijn was on

@nowhereman4431

5 жыл бұрын

It's definitely one of the bests conan

@kaz9361

3 жыл бұрын

just like creepy uncle lester

@holdiver307

2 жыл бұрын

" I've been in the habit of creeping up behind women massaging there shoulder's and saying Daddy's home" - Conan

@destina3898

2 жыл бұрын

So you think it's ok to make women feel uncomfortable?

Why is she wearing Seinfeld's Pirate shirt?

@dekko2138

9 жыл бұрын

word I was thinking the same!!

@ezzz42

9 жыл бұрын

Shakera T she wanted to be a pirate hahahah

@musingsofajay387

9 жыл бұрын

LOL was just thinking that

@Charlezard.

9 жыл бұрын

She's trying to be Mary Read a.k.a. Captain James Kidd.

@Charlezard.

9 жыл бұрын

She's a very low talker...

The way she cracks up while looking away in horror after checking if he's STILL in her face (and he was) is so fucking funny to me.

I love all four of them so dang much...

I love her voice.

@nicolenoriega720

10 жыл бұрын

It's so husky, I know!!

@stanbutler90

Жыл бұрын

I love her, but she will sound like Lucille Ball and Suzanne Pleshette if she keeps smoking.

I love Angie, she's just bursting positive energy

I love it when Conan's jealous and then makes that face and laughter😂😂

Jeff Goldblum 'Alcohol, finds a way.'

@imjustkidding6626

10 жыл бұрын

*uh

Angie Harmon and Famke Jansenn look like they were drawn in a comic book.

Ahhhh....if only talk shows consisted only of Jeff Goldblum and alcohol. Now that's entertaining television.

She's hot in a Sandra Bullock kind of way.

@APH1991

8 жыл бұрын

*****. As in, she's hot.

@polarisworks

8 жыл бұрын

+Adam Haase You're right! 100%

@jbeachboy100

8 жыл бұрын

+Adam Haase in a skeleton kind of way

@mrheyfuckoff1

6 жыл бұрын

Its like Sandra Bullock & Kendell Jenner were combined.

@renzybi5061

6 жыл бұрын

and tina fey

she's freaking beautiful

@johnfedorov8089

9 жыл бұрын

aattitude If we're talking about actual curves, and not rolls of fat like most feminists say, then I'd agree with you.. that's very sexy as well. But so is a skinny body if it's proportional.

@michaelkupfer3723

9 жыл бұрын

John Klitsko "fat agenda", "fat rolls like feminists say" wtf man??

@LightFromADeadStar

8 жыл бұрын

+Bender Bending Rodríguez she is fucking hot

@TheVanezi

8 жыл бұрын

+Bender Bending Rodríguez She's good looking, but i hate that voice

@michaelkupfer3723

8 жыл бұрын

***** wow what a rant. Some bitch cheated on you? Sour now?

hahaha jeff goldblum is the funniest guy on conan for sure

The Conan clips with Jeff Goldbloom in them are so funny, I've consistently squeezed my legs together from laughing - crushing my testicles between two leg-press-ready thighs and something just popped. I think I've just been neutered by Jeff Goldbloom...well, at least it's a good anecdote.

@wayward4657

8 жыл бұрын

wtf

@lonelyjake8181

8 жыл бұрын

+Irondroid 14 We all went wtf at this comment :)

@GarioTheRock

8 жыл бұрын

Lonely Jake I'm glad I can claim to bring unity amongst different people.

@lonelyjake8181

8 жыл бұрын

GarioTheRock Indeed you are very good at it :D

@margaritam.9118

8 жыл бұрын

Poor thing :0 In such moments I'm glad to be a female :D

"Did you go to Harvard or something?" Lol, yeah, he did XD

@michaelkupfer3723

9 жыл бұрын

nottheprincess_Jasmine Congrats, you got the joke!

@patriciogonzalez2886

9 жыл бұрын

Michael Kupfer Guys sarcastic jokes don't exist in every part of the world. Believe it or not.

@cas_401

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I didn't catch the sarcasm, honestly, but thanks for correcting me :-)

jeff goldblum still funny after all these years

To be honest, I don't think Conan was being creepy at all (and I would be the first person to call someone out on being a creep, believe me). They usually practice these skits beforehand so she'd have a good idea what's gonna happen. Conan plays a silly "creeper" character but he's genuinely respectful anyway so we know it's all for show (at least, we've never heard of complaints about Conan's behavior, and people seem to genuinely enjoy being on the show so). And the atmosphere is easygoing and playful and fun (they're having shots, after all! and everyone's having a good time) and Angie looks comfortable, so I think it's all good :)

@paullambert3836

10 жыл бұрын

conan's been creepy for years thats what made him so awesome

@Ulvenok

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah he plays a creep but seems very humble unlike that Scottish guy, a genuin creep on that other show.

@Ulvenok

10 жыл бұрын

Wendy L Well he is a creep, but some like that kind of thing. That makes you a creep too, just a tad worse.

@Ulvenok

10 жыл бұрын

Wendy L No I bet you didn't come out clean, probably had momma's poo all over you.

@michaelkupfer3723

9 жыл бұрын

***** No, it's just about what you say and HOW you say it. Go somewhere else with your inferiority complex, kid

jeff goldblum was really great in this episode

it's ALWAYS a party when Goldbloom is there!

This was feckin hilarious

@jetman24

10 жыл бұрын

what the feck?!?!

Don't know who she is but she seems awesome.

@awsomeelf7330

10 жыл бұрын

SHE WAS IN THE BATMAN BEYOND MOVIE ALONG WITH THE DISNEY MOVIE AGENT CODY BANKS NOT TO MENTION SHE STARS IN THE TV SHOW Rizzoli & Isles ON TNT COME ON MAN.....and no i didn't just google that lol I honesty just googled that lol

@kierstenblair5254

5 жыл бұрын

You are correct.

Some entertaining shit right there, as always from the Cone Bone!

LOL! Conan has the most contagious laugh of all the talk show hosts (imo)

I could watch them for hours!! So funny and relaxing and they have a very good chemistry!! Love all 4 of them!! :)

The best part was Andy chasing his shot with some more Mambo Taxi. Glad to see Angie representing Dallas in such a good way!

Angie Harmon is one of my faves. So funny.

conan is right now the most hated man among men and still one of the funniest, a rare title to hold.

@Nomzi

10 жыл бұрын

Lol.. why the most hated?

@UltraWindow

10 жыл бұрын

cause every man wants to do shots with an attractive woman just like conan did; jealousy breeds hatred.

@chriss.9398

10 жыл бұрын

Honestly im just more impressed than anything.

@Nomzi

10 жыл бұрын

ahh, I didn't realize you were saying that because of the video. gotcha :P

@SquareWaveSymphonies

10 жыл бұрын

Ultra Window Nope, don't want to do shots at all.

Jeff Goldblum is such a boss ^^

andy didn't get any salt...that is unacceptable!! tsk tsk

@DendyJungle

9 жыл бұрын

But he did get a lime. Attaboy

she would be an awesome wonder woman.....

@alexander727hamilton

5 жыл бұрын

She wants to be She Hulk :)

2:18 ON THE BREAST!!!!!!!

Conan has always had the hots for Angie Harmon and was looking for any excuse to get close. I think Angie's actually flattered by this.

"I wish I had my sketchpad" LMAO

conan o'creep lol hhahahah nah i love him

somebody screamed "open breast" around at 2:17 lol

Maximum Perversion Exceeded. XD conan is hilarious

Jeff Goldblum is one hell of a man!!

Conan is the creepiest most perverted host ever,haha. Love him.

i love this clip, i watch this every few weeks.

Angie's voice is so nice, so is Jeff's. Experienced many a eargasms

Seen this several times now. They should all be together again because this is amazing conan content!

Her blouse reminds me of Jerry Seinfeld's pirate shirt. Only a hot woman could get away with that look

@philpyung4831

9 жыл бұрын

Hah. Yes I thought the same thing. And yes, she does get away with it just fine.

@akshay06888

9 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking the same thing..

@rounakbaheti8448

9 жыл бұрын

We got a mind reader here folks!

I like how Angie Harmon is legitimately afraid of Conan.

This episode was fantastic. Great monologue, lots of silly jokes, and purely entertaining guests. Throw in some shots and you've got a party!

I watch already like 9 clips with Conan and Jeff Goldblum (ok, one with that britisch funny guy and Goldblum) xD Love this actor!

Jeff Goldblum is a good guy.

yes he went to harvard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! his face when she said that :-D

@jojopemb2218

8 жыл бұрын

She knows that. That's the point. She was being facetious lol.

@Touichi-pc8ct

8 жыл бұрын

+Jonelle Pemberton it's her Rizzoli's face saying I got you...she knew he studied at Havard..lol

Jeff Goldblum's like Parmesan, he makes everything better! Gotta love him!

I love this clip so much !!!

This woman seems nice and all, but she sounds like she swallowed an incendiary grenade.

@Neuromonger

10 жыл бұрын

***** scarlett johansson, ftw.

@alinarae8203

10 жыл бұрын

And it's sexy as hell :D

@alinarae8203

10 жыл бұрын

Lord Yaoi Lord yaoi? ftw man o.O but yeah her voice is sexy

@alinarae8203

10 жыл бұрын

***** I wasn't really expressing my opinion on that matter.. i was referring to his name and her voice :)

@steveb0503

9 жыл бұрын

Neuromonger Yeah, she's got a sexy rough voice, like Claudia Black too - but this Angie chick sounds like she gargled ground glass (like Tanya Roberts back in the day). It's not right.

I bet that was a Great episode. Two entertaining guests.

This is why I love Conan...hilarious!

"CONAN HAVE GOOD JOB!" at the very end, ahahaha!

MOARRR!

@thug22jatt

10 жыл бұрын

MOOOOOOAAAARER!

@tarantino900

10 жыл бұрын

Sum Ting Wong THE MOOOOOAAAAAAAREST!

@thug22jatt

10 жыл бұрын

***** moaron

I wanna party with Angie Harmon.

I died as soon as I saw Jeff crossing drinks with each other 😂😂

hahah can't get enough of goldblum and angie is such a sweetheart

This feel like the good old Conan.

lol this is gold

Love how And is the only one not creeping her out. Angie is amazing. So much fun to watch.

Reminds me of the first episode of Sunny in Philly. "So it's lime, salt then shot? or is it shot lime and then salt?! Show me again!"

@RubbinRobbin

10 жыл бұрын

lol: salt, lime, than shot.

@Cole444Train

10 жыл бұрын

RubbinRobbin tell me you arent THAT stupid.

How the heck does she do that? She's all cute and funny and sexy and classy at the same time. She throwing that shot back like no big deal and look like a lady doing it.

She-Hulk, make it happen Marvel!

2:19 DO IT FOR US 😂

that was all great, loved it!

FUN FACT: Jeff Goldblum is not only a very intelligent and laid back man but he's also an epic womanizer. The dude has a reputation for bedding hundreds of young women (models and actresses) around Los Angeles. He even tried to nail my ex girlfriend when she was only 19 and he was in his 50's. He laid it on thick like a true gentleman but she was creeped out because of his age.

@thebeesknees1505

10 жыл бұрын

What does 'laid it on thick' mean?

@JimNortonsAlcoholism

10 жыл бұрын

So?

@wi11y1960

10 жыл бұрын

Talking Walrus "laying it on thick" or "piling it on" or "needing waders for the manure here" (American slang) refers to making a lie totally unbelievable. To take a statement and "pile on" more comments of the absurd.

@reesb83

10 жыл бұрын

This is actually true. I live in NYC and have a friend who's a model sleeps with him from time to time when he's in town. She also mentioned which STD's he has, which aren't major, but significant.

@thebeesknees1505

10 жыл бұрын

wi11y1960 Very helpful! Thanks friend.

Love her facial structure. An offshoot of my daughters must have it. Either im drunk or everyone in this interview was really feeling this interview.

nothing short of awesome !!

her voiceeee

Couldn't get away with this on the Tonight Show.

I think I'm in love.

@DragonBellyTravels

9 жыл бұрын

Gotta say...she's beautiful.

@DragonBellyTravels

9 жыл бұрын

I have always had a thing for JG...he's a hot tamale...

@DragonBellyTravels

9 жыл бұрын

Lol! ^

@Tomateeek

8 жыл бұрын

+Tyler Robbins with jeff peterson sound :)

@SomeoneJr

8 жыл бұрын

+Tyler Robbins im in love with jeff

Conan is so great when everybody is participating.

These people are precious!

This is like the beginning of some random pornmovie :D

Angie does not age,my god she is so bloody beautiful!

1:10 that "hurrrr" sound Jeff does when he passes the glass hahaha

I just love Angie Harmon in interviews. She always seems so happy.