I'd like to point out that Chris Brown's assault on Rhianna wasn't just a couple of punches in the heat of the moment. He beat her repeatedly to an inch of her life within those 20 minutes while driving his car. I suggest reading the police report, it is truly disgusting, just like Chris Brown.

@bruce000000070000000

3 жыл бұрын

I do not suggest reading the police report, everyone knows what happened, save yourself from that disgusting description of a horrible event

@goneprivate

3 жыл бұрын

Oh give it a rest, like y'all haven't made any mistakes that you regret, keep your disgusting opinions to yourself!!!

@bruce000000070000000

3 жыл бұрын

@@goneprivate Never have hit women for years no, shut the fuck up

@asare240

3 жыл бұрын

@UC9Cc1ykDXG8j53mylBi-vLg "mistake" is when you severely beat a woman. Youre a moron

@phlegm5596

2 жыл бұрын

@@goneprivate ah yes, I’m sure we’ve all made the mistake of violently beating a woman until she was a bloody mess.

This aged like fine wine

@Kikigreentea

3 жыл бұрын

Understatement

@ashleybell82

3 жыл бұрын

wine got even finer

@MrBush-lq8sh

22 күн бұрын

@@ashleybell82even finer

2021 and he still literally cannot stop beating the shit out of women.

@ianlee5812

19 сағат бұрын

Well that's just not true. He's beating the shit out of men now.

For the first and possibly last time I, a dirty liberal, think that a segment on Fox News is absolutely brilliant. Well done Sir.

@jessestrings

6 жыл бұрын

bagser1 i concure as a fellow filthy liberal.

@jessestrings

6 жыл бұрын

tango1986 not gay though. Just empathetic 👌.

@johnkaminski6684

6 жыл бұрын

Jesse Hosein take the red pill

@JWPSmith21

6 жыл бұрын

John Kaminski Are you saying you want to roofie him?

@jessestrings

6 жыл бұрын

John Kaminski dont do drugs but thanks 👌.

Every so often I come back and rewatch this classic.

"The only thing Chris Brown is guilty of? A felony." LOL!

@tyanajones9620

5 жыл бұрын

So is Rihanna abuser

...a felony.

The fact he keeps a straight face throughout this is amazing.

he's so serious owning chris brown while everyone is laughing. damn how can he has a straight face while saying that?

@brianjack49

7 жыл бұрын

minicat14 a lot of anger built up inside for this terrible person.

@SceneTurkey

6 жыл бұрын

Because it wouldn't be a good delivery if he were laughing

@garymckeon5410

6 жыл бұрын

he is on fox news , he has plenty of experience of saying laughable things with a straight face . this was great though :)

@jonathanhunt8286

5 жыл бұрын

A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion. Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.'s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle. Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, 'I'm going to beat the shit out of you when we get home! You wait and see!' The detective said Robyn F. then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer. Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, 'I'm on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.' After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, 'You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I'm really going to kill you!' Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown. Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps (sic) that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand. Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street. Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand. Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it. Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.'s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness. She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown's body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions. Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.'s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order.

@shimlaDnB

5 жыл бұрын

deadpan humor. try it. it's the best

It is great to see someone who can do that and not throw any sexual or racial slurs, and foul language. It is great to see an educated man take all the stupidity and hatred he received on Twitter and throw it right back in all of their faces.

The dead-pan delivery is what elevated this segment to legendary status.

I'm not a fan of Fox News, but this dude is the real American hero.

@Volkskomissar

2 жыл бұрын

American and hero both words are overrated especially in america

The finest moment of Fox News. Granted the laughing is annoying.

@CharlieSouth17

9 жыл бұрын

+xb3ud Honestly, I would be laughing too if I were on the sidelines.

@arcon97

6 жыл бұрын

Well they did drink before and during the show so..

@kofiagyeman

5 жыл бұрын

@@arcon97 that explains a little bit. it still takes a lot away from a fair message.

Goddamn. He flayed Chris Brown alive. We just witnessed a straight up murder. I....I think I may have just enjoyed a Fox News segment. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME.

@Ada-tv7zl

5 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure either. But this is gold!

@notguitar

4 жыл бұрын

This was 8 years ago. This is good, but has there been another segment as good or nearly good as this? Not that I would know lol

"You spelled punching wrong" LOL!

I will never get tired of this clip. So funny.

@The_Cre8r

7 жыл бұрын

BilingualPorcupine have a 3 year remind ;)

@BilingualPorcupine

7 жыл бұрын

Still solid.

@nickdipaolofan5948

5 жыл бұрын

I come back and watch it at least a few times a year.

@mememaster8050

2 жыл бұрын

Have a 7 year reminder

"To Team Breezy I would like to also say that I'm sorry, and thank you for your thousands of tweets which taught me a lot about the creative possibilities of spelling, grammar, and syntax." This is so golden

That was FOX News 10 years ago? How times have changed.

This is a burn that not even the iceberg that sank the Titanic could cool.

Andy Levy, I love you.

@traviswall1982

3 жыл бұрын

Keep talking

@goneprivate

3 жыл бұрын

oh shut the fuck up!

When Fox News gets it right (which is rare), they get it very, VERY right.

@beyzagulbransen1387

10 жыл бұрын

DUH, they're Republicans. They're as right as it gets. ;)

@SaintEaon

10 жыл бұрын

Fox and Andy Levy are not the same entity.

@akshayshetty9331

9 жыл бұрын

Beyza Gulbransen *Slow Clap* That was awesome.

@TonkaJay

9 жыл бұрын

+Chris Molyneaux Sorry, MSNBC, nice try.

@Necrobadger

9 жыл бұрын

+Beyza Gulbransen *American republicans. Remember to say that, because the Far right in other countries would be considered Left leaning here in America, so it adds a bit more weight.

Here from reddit....this was hilarious (and sadly every word he said is true)

@christianalvarez5409

2 жыл бұрын

Crazy how to videos from Fox News has broken the front page of reddit in one week for actually having good content. Never thought I'd see the day...

@maverick2582

2 жыл бұрын

Same lmao

Cancelling Red Eye was a travesty.

@TheLee1982

5 жыл бұрын

I miss that show.

@nickdipaolofan5948

5 жыл бұрын

yup, sadly Greg was being spread too thin and some of the newer people who would guest host were not that great. By the last few months they were phoning it in. Sad, because Gregs new show is not great. I tried so hard to like it but the new show does not invite the level of comics they had on Red Eye and they do not get as risky as they did on Red Eye.

23 Team Breezy members have seen this. Along with Chris Brown himself.

@Kyocus

7 жыл бұрын

108 of them when I saw it.

anyone think this guy should consider going into stand up?

@nickdipaolofan5948

6 жыл бұрын

no, he needs interaction for his dry humor to really shine.

@properplank6729

6 жыл бұрын

So he can base his comedy around interaction then. A comedian who has been pretty prevalent in the U.K recently -- Joe Lycett -- bases his comedy on interactions with people online, via mail, etc... You should have a look!

“Shall we go on?” “Yes, but I’m not sure how we top that.”

Thank you Blunt Andy! Facts were needed to be stated!

One of the most legendary responses in history.

The day Andy Levy became a national treasure

@sallymjmj750

Жыл бұрын

And America’s sweetheart.®️™️

Also probably the only time I'll applaud someone on Fox News.

I always come back to this. This and the “post traumatic Down syndrome” video cheer me up. Well done Andy. 2021 just got better.

This man looks like an older version of Lip from shameless

@NichesBeCrazy

6 жыл бұрын

Spot on.

@poop__sandwich

4 жыл бұрын

Great call

First good segment I've ever seen on Fox News.

Back when Foxnews was anti-beating women.

Fox sucks, but andy levy has always been a boss!

@QuirkCentral

7 жыл бұрын

Say what now?

@nzalog

7 жыл бұрын

Fuck sox.

@jasonwoods3667

7 жыл бұрын

and you suck duong

Who's here because he did it again in 2021?

Hey I'm from reddit where this video has been upvoted to the front page over 7 thousand times.

The one time where fox news does and gets something right.

This was the best moment on Red EYE, EVER!!!!

I'm not even mad that he's from Fox News. That was impressive no matter who it came from.

I don't normally watch Fox News but when I do it's this clip.

Back here again in 2023

The last moments fox news was worth watching.

I love the moment when Andy Levy's reading the RT and the other guy giggles.... hahahaha

Absolutely brilliant!!! Far too often the perpetrators have more protection than the victim of the crime... Chris Brown does not deserve respect after what he has done! This video is brilliant, and I will sure to share it with as many people as possible!

- Shall I go on? - YES!!! Hehehe he was so eager for more.

Never heard of Andy Levy before but not he is my god damn hero.

Welp. Guess it's a good time to rewatch this.

@emily-b9008

3 жыл бұрын

Guess what 😅

His apology kicked so much ass there wasn't much ass left to kick.

Holy shit, that was soo swift. Owned so hard, CB is never in any sort of position to retaliate. Well done sir.

"shall we go on?"= priceless

Jesus... 2009? I feel old... Seems like it was just a couple years ago.

I love his last little joke. His voice reminds me of Vermin Supreme.

The show is called "Red Eye" it's on weekdays from 3AM-4AM on the Fox News Channel it's quite hilarious if you ever find yourself still up at that hour or you have DVR.

this clip never gets old “really greg, the only thing chris brown is guilty of?” “what?” “a felony” lmao!

Who's watching this again because Chris Brown is back in the news for attacking someone again?

Sings, "Oops! I did it again!"

Hell Yeah #TeamCMPunk! I hate how the world thinks its okay that this happened, and forget about it. Its disgusting how accepting the world has become of behavior like this.

Oof this aged well lool

@cookingwithkratos

2 жыл бұрын

So im guessing you didn't get to come in last night...? 😂muck😂Welp, u can always try again next year 🤷

Spoken like a true poet.

And suddenly - this is all very relevant again.

@theblackwidower

5 жыл бұрын

So, I'm guessing Chris Brown recently beat someone again.

@Xeroforte

2 жыл бұрын

@@theblackwidower and again

@theblackwidower

2 жыл бұрын

@@Xeroforte Oh... nice... and idiots forgave him? Again? You see I think the bare minimum of recieving forgiveness is acting like you deserve it.

I immediately started following Andy and harrassing Chris on Twitter because of this. Just excellent. "The only thing he's guilty of? A felony." Brilliant.

Fox Newz could be a force for good. Alas

This will never get old

Come back Andy Levy! You are sorely missed.

@tintinismybelgian

2 жыл бұрын

He's now a semi-regular cohost of a podcast with The Daily Beast called "The New Abnormal." I've only listened to two episodes so far, and he is the only part worth listening to, sadly.

this was so goooooooooood

That may be the best thing I've ever seen on Fox News.

Somebody should give Levy a medal. That guy's my new hero :D

this aged like fine wine

Gilbert Gottfried: Now, a lot of people are still mad that Chris Brown beat Rihanna and put her in the hospital. Well get over it, it's been 3 years since Chris Brown beat Rihanna and put her in the hospital. He's trying to move on and you guys are making it hard by reminding him he beat the hell out of Rihanna and put her in the hospital. So I want all of you to forget it and move on, because there's no reason to remind us CHRIS BROWN BEAT RIHANNA AND PUT HER IN THE HOSPITAL.

@tyanajones9620

5 жыл бұрын

Rihanna is man beater also.

As Michael Kelso would say:BUUUUURRRRN!

Thank you Andy levy!

This aged like marvellous godly wine.

Were the people recording laughing or was it the new people behind the camera lmao

@bostonrandyvids

10 жыл бұрын

That was Greg & the panel laughing.

@arcon97

6 жыл бұрын

They had a panel of 4 or 5 guests during each show. This was a segment they did 30m into the hour show where Andy Levy would correct their comments or simply add to them.

From all of us, andy: Thank you

so Chris Brown just beat another woman in Los Angeles, this clip is relevant again!

Not often I give a like to something from Fox news... but oh my... that was excellent.

Why does this not have millions of views?

I miss this show so much. I would have gotten rid of cable 2 years earlier than I did if not for this show.

that ending though

winning all over the place, and on Fox News, too. Honestly impressed

hawkeye got no chill.

Let it go already! She did! He was 19 and therefore not a mature man yet. Let him grow up. Look up stats on all the mature men of Hollywood that have been abusing women for years. Where are they? I'll answer... Still working in Hollywood! Why are we bashing a 19 year old (at the time)? What were you doing at 19 that you are not proud of?

Don't worry, I didn't forget what Chris Brown did to Rihanna. I haven't listened to his music since.

This woll never get old

I first thought he said they were called "Team Bruise-y"! That would be a more appropriate name...

YES!! Well said sir!! Couldn't have said it better myself if I tried!!!

Can't wait for the Will Smith version.

He also forgot dancing if that's what you call what Chris brown does

This guy defines badass.

You know Fox News always have a mindset, and how when they invite people to talk on their show, Fox News does most of the talking?

That's what happen to Matt Laurer today . Not as perfect as everyone thought he was . Specially wen he was questioning Chris Brown.

my dad chris browened my mom when i was 7. Thats when i went to live with my aunt.

I think this put Chris Brown in the hospital with a broken dignity.... Who am I kidding he probably couldn't understand 15% of the language used

still fucking spectacular almost 7 years on

Welcome back guys lol. It's been a few years.

Ha ha the best way to humiliate a person is by being educated this guy didn't need to use inappropriate language ha ha just facts :) win!!!!

This is the funniest thing I've watched in a while.

This is the first Legend27.

That savage punchline.