Man, it is like the game engine itself fights speedrunners in GTA. 😂😂😂😂

@AXStryker

5 жыл бұрын

It's become sentient

@Soul_Alpha

5 жыл бұрын

Foreal that plane was just way too unlucky 😂😂

@MTNDEWGANG

5 жыл бұрын

DarkviperAU has awful luck in gta v. Lol

@TheSilverLeaf79

5 жыл бұрын

"Your going down!"

@BlueflagAlpha

5 жыл бұрын

It's alive

1:25 Mission Passed, then a damn plane?!

@egg1510

5 жыл бұрын

"All we had to do is follow the damn train cj"

@ronaldocunha5276

5 жыл бұрын

@@egg1510 aaaaa

@joshmenkjc9433

5 жыл бұрын

Plane: I'm about to end this man whole career

@mr.z7928

5 жыл бұрын

Actually it's not the only plane that hit this speedrunner

@BlueflagAlpha

5 жыл бұрын

Follow the damn plane

Speedrunners: *starts GTA* GTA: So you have chosen...death

10:02 here he was activated a cheat accidentally by press wasd buttons in combination, there are so many failed san andreas runs by this

@haysen123

4 жыл бұрын

What cheat exactly is that? Or its just a bug because he randomly pressed wasd?

@eis6570

4 жыл бұрын

@@haysen123 i dont remember what exactly was the cheat code was, but you can find them lying around yt

@eis6570

4 жыл бұрын

@@haysen123 nvm found out it was the sunny day cheatcode

@haysen123

4 жыл бұрын

@@eis6570 i was confused looking at google for gta sa cheatcodes, and none says any cheat with WASD.

@wuspoppin6564

4 жыл бұрын

@@haysen123, the same cheat code can be turned on by variety of different combinations. Cheats get detected when the hash of a combination is the same as activation hash, the game watches for it every keypress. This is the way of encrypting a cheat code so players can't see it in the game code. Kinda strange. I believe there is a video on how the cheats get activated, can't think of it now.

No one: Speedrunner: today I am going to speed run GTA San Andreas. GTA San Andreas: *activate final destination protocol*

@isaacster5027

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao, gta us impossible to run man, so much random shit. I love it

@_MrTrue

5 жыл бұрын

Stop with the trash meme. The fact that this was hearted means no sub from me. Damn, 3 videos in a row too.

@isaacster5027

5 жыл бұрын

True hey man it’s not really a meme since San Andreas has like no meme community and nobody else has ever said this so like, chill out you feel 😂😂

@_MrTrue

5 жыл бұрын

@@isaacster5027 meme format idgaf what you call it. And to say san andreas has no meme community is almost as dumb as this meme. Big smokes order, here we go again, wasted...the list goes on.

@isaacster5027

5 жыл бұрын

@@_MrTrue those are mainstream memes that got big cause they're wacky. In a sense you're right, but it's not like what this guy said is a super popular meme

6:10 : kills guy 6:17 : *_DRIVING SKILL +_*

3:40 The radio timing tho

@neptune9647

5 жыл бұрын

A spanking that'll knock you out! *_Explodes_*

1:25 first the unlucky plane crash on you, then an invisible cop busts you saying "you're going down". At that moment, the game clearly showed you that you shouldn't play anymore for the day.

@NTHNGLIKEDEEZ

5 жыл бұрын

year*

@isaacster5027

5 жыл бұрын

Poor joshimuz

4:17 UNGH... OOF... UNGH... AUGH... OOF...

10:01 Dead inside.

@supermanuel9318

5 жыл бұрын

Why did you gave me an anime loli ad

@Wylde_

4 жыл бұрын

@@supermanuel9318 he is cursed

@rigby.

4 жыл бұрын

What cheat did he use?

@duelistemissary7680

4 жыл бұрын

@ElGenerau99 I swear ive seen your profile puc before...

@natpk5565

Жыл бұрын

​@@rigby.DDDDDDDAAAAAADWD. If im not wrong, its because gta uses hexidecimal, so you can activate a random cheat with luck (or bad luck)

4:18 - 4:24 That expression is killing me!

1:25 Josh has the worst luck when it comes to GTA speedruns lmao, that's not even the first time a random plane crashes into him.

@that_deadeyegamer7920

4 жыл бұрын

I'm honestly intrigued now, does he stream on Twitch?

@smokeyjoe8771

3 жыл бұрын

@@that_deadeyegamer7920 yes he does stream on twitch Joshimuz is the name

@moz6388

11 ай бұрын

Not even the second, or third, or fourth, or even the fifth. There's a whole ass compilation of planes crashing next to him lol

When she bites the tip 8:57

Just need to jump over this Charging Chuck and... *Charging Chuck sticks a football into Mario's ear*

@derrickpage6220

5 жыл бұрын

Mario got owned!

@johnathanpatrick6118

5 жыл бұрын

Even better than Mario being bodied by a Goomba!! 😂😂😂😂

@roflzords

5 жыл бұрын

*it's impossible to evade Football Sam*

@Loukablyat

5 жыл бұрын

A handegg*

@roflzords

5 жыл бұрын

@@Loukablyat you listen here, you Brit

Plane at 1:27: *I'm gonna end this man's whole career*

6:14 he flips the car and his driving skill goes up

GTASA: We are an edgy, realistic and totally accurate depiction of Thug Lyfe. Also GTASA: _Airplanes dropping out of the sky for no reason_ Also also GTASA: _Rear-ending a bicycle completely flips your car_

@isaacster5027

5 жыл бұрын

Not really that unrealistic. The reaction of hitting a bike in real life might make you swerve. And airplane crashes happen super rarely in game, but can still happen anywhere and to anyone, just like in real life

@isaacster5027

5 жыл бұрын

I mean gta has never said that but ok 😂😂

@felycss

4 жыл бұрын

Also GTASA: invisible trees can crash your plane

@felycss

4 жыл бұрын

Isaac Badell-Riviere r/woooosh

@nathanwhiting5475

4 жыл бұрын

Edgy? I dont remember seeing any emo kids in SA.

No warning for him busting my speakers out in Banjo-Tooie

1:31 "you're going down" lol

@aland7234

4 жыл бұрын

Kugelblitz he’s already down lmao

1:33 *You're going down.*

@spyrothelegendarypurpledra8786

4 жыл бұрын

Plot Twist: He was actually talking to the plane.

The plane crash and the activating cheat were my favourites. SA is full of surprises.

1:32 "you're going down" 3:44 "give you a spanking that'll knock you out" the game adds insult to injury

cj: Gets hit by a plane. Also cj: YOUR MOMMA MUST BE REALLY FUCKIN PROUD OF YOUR DRIVING!

8:47 hey, it's that monk from Goblin Slayer

@killian9314

4 жыл бұрын

Beard cutter***

@eis6570

4 жыл бұрын

oh godddd why did you remind me of that

@killian9314

4 жыл бұрын

@@eis6570 why is it bad?

@killian9314

4 жыл бұрын

@@TnT-sl9gy i saw goblin slayer. He's a dwarf, and short and a bit fat and always fights with High elf. Again. How's that bad?

@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA

4 жыл бұрын

OH JESUS YOURE RIGHT LMAO

double bad luck for the sm64 speedrunner 4:00

@shyguy85

9 ай бұрын

Honestly that guy just sucks at the game ngl

I watched because my best guy Josh was in the thumbnail.

@Kurookie

4 жыл бұрын

Ye, josh was the most unlucky speedrunner I've ever seen lol

1:25, Praises Lord Kvyat Then plane crashes like a torpedo into him

Speed runner: exists Game: I’m about to end this mans whole career

10:05 can that actually happen on accident?? That sucks =(

@noisserc

5 жыл бұрын

Yep, wasd cheats exist

@MrDante102

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah when that cheat became activated it made that speed run invalid even if he didn’t even mean to do it

@ShadowMark3_

5 жыл бұрын

Seriously, I wish that cheat was allowed sometimes just because it can happen on accident

@liotao

5 жыл бұрын

Bloody hell

@isaacster5027

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Theres like hundreds of billions of combinations for every single cheat in the game

This is exactly why I don't speedrun. I'm not playing a game for hours just for something stupid and out of my control to force me to start from the beginning again.

1:26 Spongebob driving a plane

@princetrashy8949

5 жыл бұрын

Rafaq_ 100 guess he failed again?

@ronaldocunha5276

5 жыл бұрын

@@princetrashy8949 pior Cj. ALL he had to do. Is to not get hit by the d*** plane

@syemobius8788

5 жыл бұрын

Joseph Joestar*

@JesuszillaS

4 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD CJ WATCH OUT

I swear joshumuz gets the worst GTA luck, he's definitely cursed when he tries to speedrun it

8:55 turn the volume down

@Rob30k

4 жыл бұрын

as if hagginator wasnt already an indicator to turn the volume down

@gabo3color

2 жыл бұрын

Hes annoying

Gman: When you see your speedrunner.... relay these words "Prepare for unforeseen consequences."

8:15 What can I say.... *Bird Up,* man >.

GladJonas: Good Luck in Speedrunning Speedrun Fails: Bad Luck in Speedrunning Speedrun Fails evil version of GladJonas? 🤔

@fatmn

5 жыл бұрын

This video contains zero Hagginater warning, so you might be onto something

@Soul_Alpha

5 жыл бұрын

Yin and Yang

@LuisFernand210

5 жыл бұрын

mindscapejem Completely balanced, that’s how everything should be

1:28 that's why i love these random streams, i've been playing San Andreas my whole life, shit like that never happen hahahaha

Wow, I'm in the video.

1:50 unbelievable, but still, he could have slammed Cesar's car with another one.

1:46 Beyblade!

@Bacho5

5 жыл бұрын

Beymycarstucked

1:27 *That's what happen when your luck is E*

@isaacster5027

5 жыл бұрын

E

1:48 He literally Austin Power'd himself in that spot.

Kutsusheeta: "Nooo, balls, nooo" Balls: *Top left on the screen at **6:47*

6:19 even he failed at dying

5:52 He was so sad that his voice started to multiply😁

1:27 wtf I've never seen before like that in gta sa

Cheese reaction to the sign was gold lol

5:48 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!

4:27 Faulux: *Attempts to speed run GTA: SA* The random car and police car: *Last Surprise from Persona 5 intensifies*

3:35 when the motorcycles fight back :P

I love watching people’s dreams get crushed into a million pieces.

0:17 does anyone know where this sound effect is from?

6:25 That one time Mario caught a football with his ass

This channel is like evil gladjonas

*gets straight Kamakazi attacked by an airplane, CJ "Learn how to drive fool" lmao

6:27 You don't know how satisfying is to watch a brazilian speedruner fail

I wasn’t expecting to hear Amon Tobin at 7:45. Great music.

Watching Mario 64 gives me flashbacks of when I played one level for at least an hour trying to beat it

The notification of my happiness! Speedrun Fails 😄😄😄

Speedrun Fails and GladJonas upload on the same day yet again... Interesting...

Golden content right here you my friend are amazing

Can anybody find the opening clip stream?

Gotta love number 10 getting more driving skill by totalling his car.

So many San Andreas bad luck with this vid. I saw so many in the discord before this and they hurt just as bad to watch again. Also.... That Ball thing became a meme on Kutsu's channel now, so... I mean, it did give something good out of that 25 seconds of time loss.

Jet engine: YOU PICKED THE WRONG GAME FOOL

1:25 Police:how do we stop him Police chief:call it in Japanese:KAMIKAZE!!!

Their depression is contagious and mine went from 0 to 100 real quick.

GTA = Sports Tournament Speed runner = You Mission Passed = Through to the finals Airplane = your appendix

Game - Car is stuck "Get in the car"

Goal: be a GTA speedrunner Obstacle: GTA Engine

"I'm playing it safe" Yeah you sure are.

The intro is just chaos

The sign at 9:43 be like: I'm about end this mans whole speedrun!

@littleanvil2164

Жыл бұрын

you could say it was a sign of bad luck

SM64...the one game where you can be thrown to your doom by a Bob-omb. 😂😂 And in the SMW clip, that Chargin' Chuck is apparently the smartest of the brigade...😂😂😂😂

lmao that plane suddenly

'No wayyyy duuuude, what the hellll duuuuuude' They guy sounds like a parody of himself.

Poor dude he got destroyed at the end of the game ( 9:53 GTA Sanandreas )

*Hagginator shows up* Me: Hmm maybe i should lower the volume..Nah they didnt give me a warning im fine Hagginator: Im about to end this mans whole career

Looks in the description and sees Hagginater monkaW

“ I died in the cutscene! “ I felt that I played cod bo3 story mode with zombies on the hardest difficulty and one mission has this part where you have to fly away during a cutscene or you just die and it was the worst thing ever

1:26 fuck Christ his "w..HOLY FUCK" is amazing, cant stop lol'ing😂

Wow that’s some trajectory!

6:10 Player: Kills a man with his car. 6:16 GTA: Driving skills +1

That mario all stars clip was included in another of your videos haha

Me : *sees random cat* Also me : try touching the cat The cat : 4:09

Speedruner starts a GTA run Random NPC: BUENOS DIAS FUCKBOY

I had to laugh at the guy who was denied the penguin race by a sign.

Planes in GTA SA love Josh 😂

@isaacster5027

5 жыл бұрын

Hey look!! josh!!! Can I get an autogra-- CRASH

@PsypherWolf

5 жыл бұрын

I'm your biggest fan! **BOOM!**

6:08 had me laughing to death 😂👌

Mention a video of Speedrun fails to not have banjoo, Mario 64 and GTA S.A.

GladJonas with voice itch. I see u fam. Kappa

Can someone pls explain what happened at 8:48 cos I dont get it

@theelderspork

5 жыл бұрын

Hi, if you're talking about mine with Luigi this was a few months ago. Nobody has a great explanation, just shrugs their shoulder and says "subpixels". That's the only time that has ever happened to me before and since.

Number 19; When the airmail delivered you a mail, it literally drops you an airplane.

Omgggggg the last one was extremely unfortunate I feel really bad for him

1:27 That's why I love San Andreas and its random shit 😂😂😂

Airplanes popping down and getting stuck in poles...GTA truly is against speedrunners.

Can i send a clip of mine speedruning gta sa?very similar to one in this vid

I speedrun discovering this video in 11 minutes

1:25 WOAH!!!! You don't see that everyday!

The only thing that is more fun than to see speedrunners fail because of their mistakes is to see them fail because of badluck